Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 62 - Jail Bird - full transcript
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
THE MYSTIC EYE OF
QUACKSECOTO...
THIS ENIGMATIC GEM IS
SAID TO HAVE THE POWER
TO STEAL THE STRENGTH
OF ANY LIVING BEING.
FEARED AND COVETED
FOR CENTURIES,
THE MYSTIC EYE IS
NOW ON DISPLAY
AT THE MUSEUM OF
WINKY THE CLOWN.
COME SEE IT AND GET A FREE
WINKY THE CLOWN CAT POLISHER.
THIS MYSTIC EYE MUST
BE REALLY, REALLY
IMPORTANT.
WINKY THE CLOWN DOESN'T MAKE
PERSONAL APPEARANCES
UNLESS IT'S SOMETHING BIG.
THAT'S WHY I, DARKWING DUCK,
INTREPID CRIME STOPPER,
AM GOING TO
GUARD IT MYSELF.
YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP
AN EYE ON WINKY.
BUT, D.W.--
NO BUTS. I CAN HANDLE
THIS CASE SOLO.
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
OUCH!
WHAT'S THAT?
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
DARKWING DUCK?
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M ON THE JOB SO YOU
CAN JUST RUN ALONG.
GO ON, SCOOT.
OFF WITH YOU.
DON'T YOU WANT
ME TO HELP?
DARKWING DUCK NEEDS HELP
GUARDING A SIMPLE EMERALD? HA!
NOTHING COULD
POSSIBLY GET BY ME.
I'M THE KING OF
CRIME BUSTING,
THE DUKE OF DETECTION.
NOTHING ESCAPES MY EAGLE EYE.
NOT EVEN THE MOST MINISCULE--
HEY. HOW'RE YOU
DOING, GUYS?
NOT EVEN THE MOST
MINISCULE-- GUYS!
THE FEARSOME FIVE!
WHATTA YA KNOW?
IT CAN COUNT.
UNHAND THAT
PRICELESS GEM,
YOU YELLOW-JACKETED YAHOO.
MEGAVOLT, BUSHROOT,
CASH THIS DO-GOODERS CHECK.
I'M A LITTLE
LOW ON CASH.
MIND IF I CHARGE IT?
YAAAA!
I GUESS IT'S MY
TURN NOW, HUH?
OH, WELL, A PLANT'S GOTTA DO
WHAT A PLANT'S GOTTA DO.
BACK OR I'LL NIP
YOU IN THE BUD.
YOU'RE NEXT, SALAD PUSS.
IDIOTS, LIQUIDATE HIM!
LIQUIDATE HIM!
COME ON. I'M READY
FOR ANYTHING.
ALMOST ANYTHING.
ARE YOU UNDER STRESS?
TIRED OF THE PITFALLS OF
BEING A HERO?
WHAT YOU NEED IS AN ALL
EXPENSE PAID TRIP
TO OBLIVION.
NEW, IMPROVED,
BURGLAR IN A BOTTLE.
THAT DOES IT!
I'M OUTTA HERE.
I CAN'T STAND TO WATCH THOSE
IDIOTS WASTE THEIR SUPERPOWERS.
YOO HOO, HERE I COME.
OH, LOOKEE-- A
SPRING-A-LING.
AND HERE YOU GO, MY
LITTLE CAPED CUPCAKE.
NOBODY TOYS WITH DARKWING
DUCK AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
HA-HA! MISSED ME.
GUESS WHAT TIME
IT IS NOW?
AH, SPRINGTIME?
MUMMY.
YOU SEE, NEGADUCK, YOU'LL
NEVER STEAL THE MYSTIC EYE
AS LONG AS DARKWING
DUCK IS ON DUTY.
OF COURSE, I COULD
BE MISTAKEN.
MY PLAN IS SIMPLE--
NOT TO MENTION
INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT,
NOW THAT I MENTION IT.
THIS IS WHERE MEGAVOLT,
QUACKERJACK, BUSHROOT,
AND THE LIQUIDATOR
HAVE BEEN SENT.
ISN'T THAT THE NEW MAXIMUM
SECURITY SUPERVILLAIN PRISON?
RIGHT. I'M GOING
TO GET IN THERE,
GAIN THE CONFIDENCE OF THOSE
LAW-BREAKING LUNATICS
AND FIND OUT WHERE
NEGADUCK'S HIDEOUT IS.
I'LL HAVE THAT GEM BACK IN
TWO SHAKES OF A DUCK'S TAIL.
INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT, D.W.
BUT HOW'RE YOU GONNA GET IN?
SIMPLE. I'LL GET
MYSELF ARRESTED.
NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT YOU'RE
NOT A SUPERVILLAIN.
OH, NO?
MEET JUMPING QUACK FLASH.
THE BOUNCING BARON OF BADNESS.
WHOA! NICE HAT.
SO, WHEN DO
WE START?
NOT WE, LAUNCHPAD,
I CAN ARRESTED ON MY OWN.
YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED
ANY HELP WITH THIS?
POSILUTELY ABSOTIVE.
OH, HOW HUMILIATING.
ALL MY DEADLY VICES REDUCED
TO SCARING CROWS.
CAW-CAW
WHY SO TENSE? NEGADUCK
WILL GET US OUT.
WITH NEGADUCK, RELIEF
COMES FAST, FAST, FAST--
QUACKERJACK'S GIVING
ME THE CREEPS.
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO TELL HIM
PRISON'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
HEY, GUARDS, I'M
ALMOST OUT OF WEEDS.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! PARTY DOWN!
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S NUTS.
HE'S OUT OF HIS TREE.
COMPLETELY INSANE.
ISN'T HE, MY LITTLE
BULBLY WULBLY?
YES, LET THE CLEANSING
POWER OF PRISON LIFE
WIPE AWAY YOUR CARES.
...AND YOUR SANITY.
I SURE HOPE THOSE LOSERS
ARE COMFORTABLE IN PRISON.
'CAUSE I'M NOT BUSTIN' 'EM OUT.
WHY SHOULD I?
I DON'T NEED THEM.
I GOT THE MYSTIC EYE.
IT'LL NET ME MILLIONS.
THOSE IDIOTS! WHAT A
WASTE OF SUPERPOWERS.
IF I HAD THEIR POWERS,
THIS CITY WOULD BE MINE IN
FIVE MINUTES FLAT.
OH, HOW SWEET-- A
BEAUTIFUL DOVE.
THE SYMBOL OF PEACE.
PERHAPS I SHOULD
FEED IT...
TO A CAT!
ARRROOW!
WATCH IT, YOU FUGITIVE
FROM A FIDDLE FACTORY!
THIS THING IS
WORTH A FORTUNE.
HOW INTERESTING.
IF THE MYSTIC EYE CAN STEAL
THAT DOVE'S ABILITY TO FLY,
THEN IT CAN STEAL THE
ABILITIES OF THOSE
SUPERPOWERED SIMPLETONS.
LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA VISIT MY
OLD CHUMS IN PRISON AFTER ALL.
ST. CANARD, BEWARE.
THERE'S A NEW
VILLAIN IN TOWN--
ROLLER DUCK!
THE WHEELED WONDER
OF WICKEDNESS.
I'LL JUST SNATCH THAT
YUPPY'S BRIEFCASE
AND THE COPS'LL TAKE ME IN.
YIKES!
COME ON, ROCKET. NICE ROCKET.
PRETTY ROCKET. COME
ON, BABY, COME ON!
WHY DO BRAVE MEN FLEE
THE SHADOWED FORM?
WHO IS THIS DARK
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE?
HE'S THE MIGHTY
MALLARD MENACE--
DEMOLITION DUCK!
THEY OUGHT TO LOCK ME UP
JUST FOR WEARING THIS
RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.
OK, NO MORE MR. NICE DUCK.
I'M GONNA MARCH RIGHT
INTO THAT STORE
AND GET MYSELF BUSTED.
OK, WE'RE LEAVIN' REAL
QUIET LIKE. YOU GOT ME?
COLD CASH AND HOT PASTRAMI--
MY KINDA HEIST.
I'M DEMOLITION DUCK
AND I'M GONNA--
OH, WOW, MAN. HOW CAN I
EVER REPAY YOU?
I MEAN, YOU STOPPED
THOSE TWO ROBBERS.
HA-HA. MY MISTAKE.
HE'S A HERO! HE STOPPED
THOSE CROOKS!
JUST WHAT THIS CITY NEEDS--
A NEW HERO TO REPLACE THAT
RIDICULOUS DARKWING DUCK.
I GIVE UP!
WHAT'S A DUCK GOTTA DO TO
GET ARRESTED IN THIS TOWN?
WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY
TO JAYWALKING IN
THIS TOWN, BUDDY.
WE OUGHT TO LOCK HIM UP
JUST FOR WEARING THIS
RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.
ALL RIGHT! I'M GOING TO
THE SUPERVILLAIN PRISON!
HANG ON, PAL.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A
SUPERVILLAIN TO ME.
WHAT KIND OF POWERS
DO YOU HAVE?
AAAH... CHECK THIS OUT.
WOOF WOOF! ARF ARF!
THESE FRIGHTENING SHADOW
CREATURES MAKE ME
DEMOLITION DUCK!
A MASTER OF TERROR.
TRUST ME.
GOOD ENOUGH. OFF TO THE
SUPERPOKEY WITH HIM.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
WORSE THAN SLOP,
IT'S COLD SLOP.
IF NEGADUCK DOESN'T
BREAK US OUT SOON,
I'M GONNA GO
STIR CRAZY.
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN'.
THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
LOOK, FELLOWS,
ANOTHER FINE INMATE
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ST.
CANARD POLICE FORCE.
WHEN IT COMES TO
NABBING HOODS,
THEY'VE GOT THE GOODS.
NOW TO FIND OUT WHERE
NEGADUCK'S HIDING...
I'LL JUST SUBTLY WORK
MY QUESTIONS INTO THE
CONVERSATION,
HIYA, FELLOWS.
HOW YA DOING?
HEY, HOW 'BOUT THIS
ROTTEN FOOD, HUH?
AND SPEAKING OF FOOD,
I GUESS YOU GUYS WILL
BE EATING CAVIAR
WHEN NEGADUCK SELLS
THAT EMERALD.
WHERE'S HE HIDING, ANYWAY?
SAY, YOU LOOK
FAMILIAR--
WELL, OF COURSE I
LOOK FAMILIAR.
DEMOLITION DUCK OVER HERE.
THE MIGHTY MALLARD MENACE.
CHAMPION OF CHICANERY.
VANGUARD OF VILLAINY.
HE'S SO ARROGANT.
SO 100% EGOTISTICAL.
SO PRETENTIOUS.
SO...OH, SQUIGGLY.
HE MUST BE...DARKWING DUCK!
UH, OH.
ZAP HIM!
MULCH HIM!
SLICE HIM AND DICE HIM!
TICKLE HIM TO DEATH.
HA HA HA.
OK, YOU ASKED FOR IT!
NONE CAN WITHSTAND
THE TERRIFYING ART
OF SHADOW PUPPETRY.
WAIT A SECOND!
THIS CAN'T BE
DARKWING DUCK.
IF IT WERE DARKWING DUCK
HE WOULD'VE CALLED ME
MEAN NAMES
LIKE BUSH BRAIN AND
MELON HEAD.
I THINK BUSH
BRAIN IS RIGHT.
YEAH, GOOD THINKING,
MELON HEAD.
TAKES ONE TO
KNOW ONE.
I HAVE INSINUATED MYSELF
INTO THEIR CONFIDENCE.
ALL THAT REMAINS IS
TO FIND A DOCTOR.
AN IMPREGNABLE
STRONGHOLD, EH?
I LOVE A CHALLENGE.
NEGADUCK CAN OVERCOME
ANY SECURITY SYSTEM,
NO MATTER HOW FORMIDABLE.
NEGADUCK CRUSHES
ALL OBSTACLES.
OR VICE-VERSA.
THE INCREDIBLE MEGAVOLT,
FORCED TO WASTE HIS
WATTAGE ON MENIAL LABOR.
REVOLTING!
NOW TO GET CLOSER
AND SEE WHAT I CAN SCOOP
OUT ABOUT NEGADUCK.
SO, NEGADUCK MUST BE
STASHED AWAY PRETTY
GOOD, HUH?
YOU KNOW, 4 OUT
OF 5 DENTISTS
RECOMMEND YOU NEVER
BUG A SUPERVILLAIN.
ALWAYS LISTEN TO
YOUR DENTIST.
YES! WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF IT BEFORE--
AN AERIAL ASSAULT!
IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING
REALLY DESTRUCTIVE SOON,
I'LL GO NUTS.
OH, LOOKEE-- A BALLOONIST.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
I'M OVER THE WALL.
IT'S SMOOTH SAILING
FOR THIS DUCK.
WHAT IS THE
MEANING OF THIS?
WARDEN WADDLESWORTH--
FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
I'M AFRAID THERE'S GONNA BE
A FEW CHANGES AROUND HERE.
A LITTLE UNDERCOVER WORK
SHOULD GET ME THE INSIDE
DOPE ON NEGADUCK.
LIQUIDATOR, WORD
FROM NEGADUCK--
HE'S GONNA BUST
US OUT TONIGHT.
HERE'S TO GOOD FRIENDS.
TONIGHT IS KIND OF SPECIAL.
I'VE GOT TO ALERT THE
WARDEN RIGHT AWAY.
THIS IS A JOB FOR...
DARKWING DUCK!
DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR
DESPERATE MEASURES.
NEGADUCK'S PULLING
A BREAK, WARDEN.
WE'VE GOT TO MOVE BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
NEWS FLASH.
IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
MOVE ONE FEATHER AND
YOU'RE ROAST DUCK.
I KEPT TELLING HIM
YOU'D COME FOR US,
NEGADUCK.
WELL, I DID COME FOR YOU,
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE!
YOU SEE, THE MYSTIC EYE REALLY
CAN STEAL ANYONE'S STRENGTH.
AT LAST YOUR POWERS WILL
BELONG TO SOMEONE
WITH THE BRAINS TO USE THEM!
OH, NO!
I AM MEGA-NEGADUCK!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
SOME DAYS IT JUST DOESN'T
PAY TO GET OUTTA BED.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
I HAVE THE COMBINED
MIGHT OF THE ENTIRE
FEARSOME FIVE!
YOU'VE DOUBLE-CROSSED
US, NEGADUCK!
YOU'RE TOAST!
MY ZAP IS GONE.
I'M MICROVOLT.
AAAHHH! OUR POWERS ARE GONE TOO!
YOU IMBECILES DIDN'T
DESERVE THESE POWERS.
I'M RUINED!
RUINED, RUINED!
WHAT ARE YOU
WHINING ABOUT?
YOU NEVER HAD ANY
POWERS TO BEGIN WITH.
YOU STOLE MY WACKINESS.
I DID NOT.
HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO
HOO HA HA HA.
OK. OK. MAYBE I DID.
LISTEN, BIG SHOT,
I'VE BEATEN THE FEARSOME
FIVE SINGLEHANDEDLY
AND I CAN BEAT YOU NOW.
SUCK GAS, EVIL-DOER.
OOH, I GATHER YOU
INTEND TO DO ME
GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM?
BINGO.
BON JOUR, BONEHEADS.
I'M OFF TO WALLOW IN
MIDAS DESTRUCTION.
HOW COME I NEVER THOUGHT
OF DOING THAT?
WHO CARES? HE'S GETTING
AWAY WITH OUR POWERS.
WHY DID I TRUST HIM?
HOW COULD I HAVE
BEEN SUCH A SAPLING?
TIRED OF BEING POWERLESS?
NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP?
CALL DARKWING DUCK.
HE'S RIGHT. DARKWING'S
THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN GET MY
WACKINESS BACK.
DARKWING, OLD
PAL, OLD ENEMY,
WHAT SAY WE JOIN FORCES AND
CAPTURE THAT POWER PINCHER?
BUZZ OFF, SQUIRTS.
I CAN BEAT MEGA-NEGA-WEG
HANDLED SINGLEDLY.
I DON'T NEED ANY
STINKING HELP.
OK, MAYBE JUST A
LITTLE BIT OF HELP.
AH, ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH OF
THIS SMALL-POTATO STUFF.
I'M READY FOR THE BIG TIME.
I NEED SOME KIND OF
A CLASSIC DISASTER
LIKE A FLOOD.
AAAAH!
NOT BAD, BUT A
GENIUS OF MY CALIBER
OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO COOK
UP SOMETHING BETTER.
COOK...
OH, I LIKE THAT.
HA-HA-HA-HA.
I'LL JUST ADD A LITTLE JUICE.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY OUT MY
RECIPE FOR ST. CANARD STEW.
OH HOO HOO HOO HAA HAA HAA.
I HATE THAT.
OH, TERRIFIC. ST. CANARD'S
BEING PARBOILED
AND YOU ALL SIT AROUND
DRINKING WEAK TEA.
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO PUT
ALL THIS HOT WATER TO
GOOD USE.
WEAK? HEY, IF HE'S
GOT OUR POWERS,
I BET HE'S GOT OUR
WEAKNESSES TOO.
AND WHO KNOWS OUR
WEAKNESSES BETTER
THAN US?
GENTLEMAN, LET'S
GET COOPERATIVE.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
OK, OPERATION ACHILLES
HEEL, STAGE ONE.
HEY, NEGS, HOW'S THE
WEATHER UP THERE?
EIGHTY PERCENT CHANCE OF
ELECTRICAL STORMS.
100% CHANCE OF
SHORT CIRCUITS.
CAN'T CATCH ME, BIG FELLOW.
STAGE TWO!
OH, CEMENT!
YEAH, YEAH. ANOTHER
HARDENED CRIMINAL.
OK, STAGE THREE.
NYAA-NYAA-NYAA-NYAA NYAA NYAA.
NYAA-NYAA-NYAA-NYAA NYAA NYAA.
TRAITORS. VILLAINS.
UNGRATEFUL BRATS.
ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR
DARKWING DUCK!
AT LAST, THE MYSTIC EYE
OF QUACKSECOTO
IS IN SAFE HANDS.
OOPS.
PROBLEM.
AH, MY OLD SPARK
HAS RETURNED.
HEY, GUYS, NOW THAT
WE'VE LEARNED TO
WORK AS A TEAM,
LET'S TEAM
UP AGAINST
DARKWING.
THIS TIME I CALLED
AHEAD FOR BACKUP.
LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE
HELP SOMETIMES.
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
THE MYSTIC EYE OF
QUACKSECOTO...
THIS ENIGMATIC GEM IS
SAID TO HAVE THE POWER
TO STEAL THE STRENGTH
OF ANY LIVING BEING.
FEARED AND COVETED
FOR CENTURIES,
THE MYSTIC EYE IS
NOW ON DISPLAY
AT THE MUSEUM OF
WINKY THE CLOWN.
COME SEE IT AND GET A FREE
WINKY THE CLOWN CAT POLISHER.
THIS MYSTIC EYE MUST
BE REALLY, REALLY
IMPORTANT.
WINKY THE CLOWN DOESN'T MAKE
PERSONAL APPEARANCES
UNLESS IT'S SOMETHING BIG.
THAT'S WHY I, DARKWING DUCK,
INTREPID CRIME STOPPER,
AM GOING TO
GUARD IT MYSELF.
YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP
AN EYE ON WINKY.
BUT, D.W.--
NO BUTS. I CAN HANDLE
THIS CASE SOLO.
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
OUCH!
WHAT'S THAT?
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
DARKWING DUCK?
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M ON THE JOB SO YOU
CAN JUST RUN ALONG.
GO ON, SCOOT.
OFF WITH YOU.
DON'T YOU WANT
ME TO HELP?
DARKWING DUCK NEEDS HELP
GUARDING A SIMPLE EMERALD? HA!
NOTHING COULD
POSSIBLY GET BY ME.
I'M THE KING OF
CRIME BUSTING,
THE DUKE OF DETECTION.
NOTHING ESCAPES MY EAGLE EYE.
NOT EVEN THE MOST MINISCULE--
HEY. HOW'RE YOU
DOING, GUYS?
NOT EVEN THE MOST
MINISCULE-- GUYS!
THE FEARSOME FIVE!
WHATTA YA KNOW?
IT CAN COUNT.
UNHAND THAT
PRICELESS GEM,
YOU YELLOW-JACKETED YAHOO.
MEGAVOLT, BUSHROOT,
CASH THIS DO-GOODERS CHECK.
I'M A LITTLE
LOW ON CASH.
MIND IF I CHARGE IT?
YAAAA!
I GUESS IT'S MY
TURN NOW, HUH?
OH, WELL, A PLANT'S GOTTA DO
WHAT A PLANT'S GOTTA DO.
BACK OR I'LL NIP
YOU IN THE BUD.
YOU'RE NEXT, SALAD PUSS.
IDIOTS, LIQUIDATE HIM!
LIQUIDATE HIM!
COME ON. I'M READY
FOR ANYTHING.
ALMOST ANYTHING.
ARE YOU UNDER STRESS?
TIRED OF THE PITFALLS OF
BEING A HERO?
WHAT YOU NEED IS AN ALL
EXPENSE PAID TRIP
TO OBLIVION.
NEW, IMPROVED,
BURGLAR IN A BOTTLE.
THAT DOES IT!
I'M OUTTA HERE.
I CAN'T STAND TO WATCH THOSE
IDIOTS WASTE THEIR SUPERPOWERS.
YOO HOO, HERE I COME.
OH, LOOKEE-- A
SPRING-A-LING.
AND HERE YOU GO, MY
LITTLE CAPED CUPCAKE.
NOBODY TOYS WITH DARKWING
DUCK AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
HA-HA! MISSED ME.
GUESS WHAT TIME
IT IS NOW?
AH, SPRINGTIME?
MUMMY.
YOU SEE, NEGADUCK, YOU'LL
NEVER STEAL THE MYSTIC EYE
AS LONG AS DARKWING
DUCK IS ON DUTY.
OF COURSE, I COULD
BE MISTAKEN.
MY PLAN IS SIMPLE--
NOT TO MENTION
INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT,
NOW THAT I MENTION IT.
THIS IS WHERE MEGAVOLT,
QUACKERJACK, BUSHROOT,
AND THE LIQUIDATOR
HAVE BEEN SENT.
ISN'T THAT THE NEW MAXIMUM
SECURITY SUPERVILLAIN PRISON?
RIGHT. I'M GOING
TO GET IN THERE,
GAIN THE CONFIDENCE OF THOSE
LAW-BREAKING LUNATICS
AND FIND OUT WHERE
NEGADUCK'S HIDEOUT IS.
I'LL HAVE THAT GEM BACK IN
TWO SHAKES OF A DUCK'S TAIL.
INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT, D.W.
BUT HOW'RE YOU GONNA GET IN?
SIMPLE. I'LL GET
MYSELF ARRESTED.
NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT YOU'RE
NOT A SUPERVILLAIN.
OH, NO?
MEET JUMPING QUACK FLASH.
THE BOUNCING BARON OF BADNESS.
WHOA! NICE HAT.
SO, WHEN DO
WE START?
NOT WE, LAUNCHPAD,
I CAN ARRESTED ON MY OWN.
YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED
ANY HELP WITH THIS?
POSILUTELY ABSOTIVE.
OH, HOW HUMILIATING.
ALL MY DEADLY VICES REDUCED
TO SCARING CROWS.
CAW-CAW
WHY SO TENSE? NEGADUCK
WILL GET US OUT.
WITH NEGADUCK, RELIEF
COMES FAST, FAST, FAST--
QUACKERJACK'S GIVING
ME THE CREEPS.
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO TELL HIM
PRISON'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
HEY, GUARDS, I'M
ALMOST OUT OF WEEDS.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! PARTY DOWN!
LOOK AT HIM. HE'S NUTS.
HE'S OUT OF HIS TREE.
COMPLETELY INSANE.
ISN'T HE, MY LITTLE
BULBLY WULBLY?
YES, LET THE CLEANSING
POWER OF PRISON LIFE
WIPE AWAY YOUR CARES.
...AND YOUR SANITY.
I SURE HOPE THOSE LOSERS
ARE COMFORTABLE IN PRISON.
'CAUSE I'M NOT BUSTIN' 'EM OUT.
WHY SHOULD I?
I DON'T NEED THEM.
I GOT THE MYSTIC EYE.
IT'LL NET ME MILLIONS.
THOSE IDIOTS! WHAT A
WASTE OF SUPERPOWERS.
IF I HAD THEIR POWERS,
THIS CITY WOULD BE MINE IN
FIVE MINUTES FLAT.
OH, HOW SWEET-- A
BEAUTIFUL DOVE.
THE SYMBOL OF PEACE.
PERHAPS I SHOULD
FEED IT...
TO A CAT!
ARRROOW!
WATCH IT, YOU FUGITIVE
FROM A FIDDLE FACTORY!
THIS THING IS
WORTH A FORTUNE.
HOW INTERESTING.
IF THE MYSTIC EYE CAN STEAL
THAT DOVE'S ABILITY TO FLY,
THEN IT CAN STEAL THE
ABILITIES OF THOSE
SUPERPOWERED SIMPLETONS.
LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA VISIT MY
OLD CHUMS IN PRISON AFTER ALL.
ST. CANARD, BEWARE.
THERE'S A NEW
VILLAIN IN TOWN--
ROLLER DUCK!
THE WHEELED WONDER
OF WICKEDNESS.
I'LL JUST SNATCH THAT
YUPPY'S BRIEFCASE
AND THE COPS'LL TAKE ME IN.
YIKES!
COME ON, ROCKET. NICE ROCKET.
PRETTY ROCKET. COME
ON, BABY, COME ON!
WHY DO BRAVE MEN FLEE
THE SHADOWED FORM?
WHO IS THIS DARK
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE?
HE'S THE MIGHTY
MALLARD MENACE--
DEMOLITION DUCK!
THEY OUGHT TO LOCK ME UP
JUST FOR WEARING THIS
RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.
OK, NO MORE MR. NICE DUCK.
I'M GONNA MARCH RIGHT
INTO THAT STORE
AND GET MYSELF BUSTED.
OK, WE'RE LEAVIN' REAL
QUIET LIKE. YOU GOT ME?
COLD CASH AND HOT PASTRAMI--
MY KINDA HEIST.
I'M DEMOLITION DUCK
AND I'M GONNA--
OH, WOW, MAN. HOW CAN I
EVER REPAY YOU?
I MEAN, YOU STOPPED
THOSE TWO ROBBERS.
HA-HA. MY MISTAKE.
HE'S A HERO! HE STOPPED
THOSE CROOKS!
JUST WHAT THIS CITY NEEDS--
A NEW HERO TO REPLACE THAT
RIDICULOUS DARKWING DUCK.
I GIVE UP!
WHAT'S A DUCK GOTTA DO TO
GET ARRESTED IN THIS TOWN?
WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY
TO JAYWALKING IN
THIS TOWN, BUDDY.
WE OUGHT TO LOCK HIM UP
JUST FOR WEARING THIS
RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.
ALL RIGHT! I'M GOING TO
THE SUPERVILLAIN PRISON!
HANG ON, PAL.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A
SUPERVILLAIN TO ME.
WHAT KIND OF POWERS
DO YOU HAVE?
AAAH... CHECK THIS OUT.
WOOF WOOF! ARF ARF!
THESE FRIGHTENING SHADOW
CREATURES MAKE ME
DEMOLITION DUCK!
A MASTER OF TERROR.
TRUST ME.
GOOD ENOUGH. OFF TO THE
SUPERPOKEY WITH HIM.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
WORSE THAN SLOP,
IT'S COLD SLOP.
IF NEGADUCK DOESN'T
BREAK US OUT SOON,
I'M GONNA GO
STIR CRAZY.
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN'.
THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
LOOK, FELLOWS,
ANOTHER FINE INMATE
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ST.
CANARD POLICE FORCE.
WHEN IT COMES TO
NABBING HOODS,
THEY'VE GOT THE GOODS.
NOW TO FIND OUT WHERE
NEGADUCK'S HIDING...
I'LL JUST SUBTLY WORK
MY QUESTIONS INTO THE
CONVERSATION,
HIYA, FELLOWS.
HOW YA DOING?
HEY, HOW 'BOUT THIS
ROTTEN FOOD, HUH?
AND SPEAKING OF FOOD,
I GUESS YOU GUYS WILL
BE EATING CAVIAR
WHEN NEGADUCK SELLS
THAT EMERALD.
WHERE'S HE HIDING, ANYWAY?
SAY, YOU LOOK
FAMILIAR--
WELL, OF COURSE I
LOOK FAMILIAR.
DEMOLITION DUCK OVER HERE.
THE MIGHTY MALLARD MENACE.
CHAMPION OF CHICANERY.
VANGUARD OF VILLAINY.
HE'S SO ARROGANT.
SO 100% EGOTISTICAL.
SO PRETENTIOUS.
SO...OH, SQUIGGLY.
HE MUST BE...DARKWING DUCK!
UH, OH.
ZAP HIM!
MULCH HIM!
SLICE HIM AND DICE HIM!
TICKLE HIM TO DEATH.
HA HA HA.
OK, YOU ASKED FOR IT!
NONE CAN WITHSTAND
THE TERRIFYING ART
OF SHADOW PUPPETRY.
WAIT A SECOND!
THIS CAN'T BE
DARKWING DUCK.
IF IT WERE DARKWING DUCK
HE WOULD'VE CALLED ME
MEAN NAMES
LIKE BUSH BRAIN AND
MELON HEAD.
I THINK BUSH
BRAIN IS RIGHT.
YEAH, GOOD THINKING,
MELON HEAD.
TAKES ONE TO
KNOW ONE.
I HAVE INSINUATED MYSELF
INTO THEIR CONFIDENCE.
ALL THAT REMAINS IS
TO FIND A DOCTOR.
AN IMPREGNABLE
STRONGHOLD, EH?
I LOVE A CHALLENGE.
NEGADUCK CAN OVERCOME
ANY SECURITY SYSTEM,
NO MATTER HOW FORMIDABLE.
NEGADUCK CRUSHES
ALL OBSTACLES.
OR VICE-VERSA.
THE INCREDIBLE MEGAVOLT,
FORCED TO WASTE HIS
WATTAGE ON MENIAL LABOR.
REVOLTING!
NOW TO GET CLOSER
AND SEE WHAT I CAN SCOOP
OUT ABOUT NEGADUCK.
SO, NEGADUCK MUST BE
STASHED AWAY PRETTY
GOOD, HUH?
YOU KNOW, 4 OUT
OF 5 DENTISTS
RECOMMEND YOU NEVER
BUG A SUPERVILLAIN.
ALWAYS LISTEN TO
YOUR DENTIST.
YES! WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF IT BEFORE--
AN AERIAL ASSAULT!
IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING
REALLY DESTRUCTIVE SOON,
I'LL GO NUTS.
OH, LOOKEE-- A BALLOONIST.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
I'M OVER THE WALL.
IT'S SMOOTH SAILING
FOR THIS DUCK.
WHAT IS THE
MEANING OF THIS?
WARDEN WADDLESWORTH--
FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
I'M AFRAID THERE'S GONNA BE
A FEW CHANGES AROUND HERE.
A LITTLE UNDERCOVER WORK
SHOULD GET ME THE INSIDE
DOPE ON NEGADUCK.
LIQUIDATOR, WORD
FROM NEGADUCK--
HE'S GONNA BUST
US OUT TONIGHT.
HERE'S TO GOOD FRIENDS.
TONIGHT IS KIND OF SPECIAL.
I'VE GOT TO ALERT THE
WARDEN RIGHT AWAY.
THIS IS A JOB FOR...
DARKWING DUCK!
DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR
DESPERATE MEASURES.
NEGADUCK'S PULLING
A BREAK, WARDEN.
WE'VE GOT TO MOVE BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
NEWS FLASH.
IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
MOVE ONE FEATHER AND
YOU'RE ROAST DUCK.
I KEPT TELLING HIM
YOU'D COME FOR US,
NEGADUCK.
WELL, I DID COME FOR YOU,
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE!
YOU SEE, THE MYSTIC EYE REALLY
CAN STEAL ANYONE'S STRENGTH.
AT LAST YOUR POWERS WILL
BELONG TO SOMEONE
WITH THE BRAINS TO USE THEM!
OH, NO!
I AM MEGA-NEGADUCK!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
SOME DAYS IT JUST DOESN'T
PAY TO GET OUTTA BED.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
I HAVE THE COMBINED
MIGHT OF THE ENTIRE
FEARSOME FIVE!
YOU'VE DOUBLE-CROSSED
US, NEGADUCK!
YOU'RE TOAST!
MY ZAP IS GONE.
I'M MICROVOLT.
AAAHHH! OUR POWERS ARE GONE TOO!
YOU IMBECILES DIDN'T
DESERVE THESE POWERS.
I'M RUINED!
RUINED, RUINED!
WHAT ARE YOU
WHINING ABOUT?
YOU NEVER HAD ANY
POWERS TO BEGIN WITH.
YOU STOLE MY WACKINESS.
I DID NOT.
HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO
HOO HA HA HA.
OK. OK. MAYBE I DID.
LISTEN, BIG SHOT,
I'VE BEATEN THE FEARSOME
FIVE SINGLEHANDEDLY
AND I CAN BEAT YOU NOW.
SUCK GAS, EVIL-DOER.
OOH, I GATHER YOU
INTEND TO DO ME
GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM?
BINGO.
BON JOUR, BONEHEADS.
I'M OFF TO WALLOW IN
MIDAS DESTRUCTION.
HOW COME I NEVER THOUGHT
OF DOING THAT?
WHO CARES? HE'S GETTING
AWAY WITH OUR POWERS.
WHY DID I TRUST HIM?
HOW COULD I HAVE
BEEN SUCH A SAPLING?
TIRED OF BEING POWERLESS?
NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP?
CALL DARKWING DUCK.
HE'S RIGHT. DARKWING'S
THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN GET MY
WACKINESS BACK.
DARKWING, OLD
PAL, OLD ENEMY,
WHAT SAY WE JOIN FORCES AND
CAPTURE THAT POWER PINCHER?
BUZZ OFF, SQUIRTS.
I CAN BEAT MEGA-NEGA-WEG
HANDLED SINGLEDLY.
I DON'T NEED ANY
STINKING HELP.
OK, MAYBE JUST A
LITTLE BIT OF HELP.
AH, ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH OF
THIS SMALL-POTATO STUFF.
I'M READY FOR THE BIG TIME.
I NEED SOME KIND OF
A CLASSIC DISASTER
LIKE A FLOOD.
AAAAH!
NOT BAD, BUT A
GENIUS OF MY CALIBER
OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO COOK
UP SOMETHING BETTER.
COOK...
OH, I LIKE THAT.
HA-HA-HA-HA.
I'LL JUST ADD A LITTLE JUICE.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY OUT MY
RECIPE FOR ST. CANARD STEW.
OH HOO HOO HOO HAA HAA HAA.
I HATE THAT.
OH, TERRIFIC. ST. CANARD'S
BEING PARBOILED
AND YOU ALL SIT AROUND
DRINKING WEAK TEA.
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO PUT
ALL THIS HOT WATER TO
GOOD USE.
WEAK? HEY, IF HE'S
GOT OUR POWERS,
I BET HE'S GOT OUR
WEAKNESSES TOO.
AND WHO KNOWS OUR
WEAKNESSES BETTER
THAN US?
GENTLEMAN, LET'S
GET COOPERATIVE.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
OK, OPERATION ACHILLES
HEEL, STAGE ONE.
HEY, NEGS, HOW'S THE
WEATHER UP THERE?
EIGHTY PERCENT CHANCE OF
ELECTRICAL STORMS.
100% CHANCE OF
SHORT CIRCUITS.
CAN'T CATCH ME, BIG FELLOW.
STAGE TWO!
OH, CEMENT!
YEAH, YEAH. ANOTHER
HARDENED CRIMINAL.
OK, STAGE THREE.
NYAA-NYAA-NYAA-NYAA NYAA NYAA.
NYAA-NYAA-NYAA-NYAA NYAA NYAA.
TRAITORS. VILLAINS.
UNGRATEFUL BRATS.
ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR
DARKWING DUCK!
AT LAST, THE MYSTIC EYE
OF QUACKSECOTO
IS IN SAFE HANDS.
OOPS.
PROBLEM.
AH, MY OLD SPARK
HAS RETURNED.
HEY, GUYS, NOW THAT
WE'VE LEARNED TO
WORK AS A TEAM,
LET'S TEAM
UP AGAINST
DARKWING.
THIS TIME I CALLED
AHEAD FOR BACKUP.
LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE
HELP SOMETIMES.