Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 61 - The Quiverwing Quack - full transcript
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
IT'S NO USE, NEGADUCK!
YOU TRAPPED
THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
IN LIME JELLO,
BUT YOU DIDN'T TRAP ME.
OOOH, DARKWING DUCK.
I'M SO SCARED.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE!
EEP!
I'M MORE AFRAID
OF EARLY HAIR LOSS!
BALD OR BUSHY,
I'M TAKING YOU IN!
I'M WAAAAY
TOO CUNNING FOR YOU.
YOU ARE NOT!
ARE, TOO.
WAAH!
AAH!
32 LEFT, 12 RIGHT,
16--AHA!
HAH!
"HAH!" YOURSELF.
12 LEFT, 32 RIGHT--NO!
32 LEFT, 12 RIGH--
AHA!
OH!
YOU'VE LIT
YOUR LAST FUSE, FIEND.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THESE WERE IN
THE CLEARANCE BIN
AT DISCOUNTS R US.
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
OVERREACTING
TO NO LONGER BEING
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
I AM TOO NUMBER ONE!
ARE NOT.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
HERE.
HOLD THESE A SECOND.
SEE? RIGHT BEHIND
DR. SLUG!
HE COULDN'T SLIME HIS WAY
OUT OF A PAPER BAG!
GIMME THAT! NUMBER TWO?
THIS TOWN IS TOAST!
[EXPLOSION]
OH, GOODY. I'LL GET
THE MARMALADE.
THEY DON'T THINK
I'M MEAN ENOUGH
TO BE
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
MAYBE THIS'LL CHANGE
THEIR MINDS.
DON'T DO IT!
LET'S SEE WHAT
THEIR OPINION IS
AFTER THEY'RE
BLOWN INTO ORBIT.
WHAT? AWK!
AAH!
SORRY WE'RE LATE, D.W.
WE WENT
TO THE SPORTS BOUTIQUE.
YOU DID THAT?
LUCKY THEIR ARCHERY SETS
WERE HALF OFF, HUH, DAD?
WHY, YOU COULD
CUT YOURSELF,
AND, LAUNCHPAD,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
BROUGHT HER HERE.
IF NOT FOR ME,
NEGADUCK WOULDN'T
BE STUCK TO THAT--
OOPS.
SO ST. CANARD THINKS
I'M NOT BAD ENOUGH, EH?
I'LL SHOW 'EM DR. SLUG
HAS NOTHING ON ME.
IT WAS AWESOME, HONKER.
I PINNED NEGADUCK
TO THE WALL
LIKE A SWATTED FLY.
GEE, WHAT'D
YOUR DAD DO? OH!
BULL'S-EYE!
OH, HE JUST YELLED.
NEVER MIND THAT
WITHOUT ME ST. CANARD
WOULD BE CHARCOAL.
MAYBE HE WAS
MORE WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR SAFETY.
WRONG!
I COULD FEED
A STARVING COUNTRY
OR RESCUE ELVIS
FROM ALIEN INVADERS
AND HE'D NEVER NOTICE
'CAUSE HE THINKS
I'M JUST A BABY.
IF I WAS SOMEBODY ELSE,
HE'D APPRECIATE ME.
WHAT IF I WASN'T ME?
I'D BE ME
BUT NOT TO HIM.
YOU'LL HELP, RIGHT?
UH, SURE. GLAD TO.
I THINK.
[DOGS BARKING]
[WHIMPERING]
[RUFF RUFF]
[RUFF RUFF]
THIS CITY WANTS
A PUBLIC ENEMY--SHADDAP!
I'LL SHOW THEM
WHO'SNUMERO UNO!
SHADDAP!
STUPID MUTTS.
[DOGS BARKING]
THIS OUGHTA
KEEP YOU QUIET!
[DOGS STOP BARKING]
WELL, NOTHING LIKE
BUILDING A REPUTATION
BY DESTROYING SOME HISTORY.
[RUFF RUFF]
[RUFF RUFF]
LOOKS LIKE
DOG-BONE HEAVEN TO ME.
GO AHEAD, BOYS.
IIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!
THAT'LL GET POINTS
ON THE HIT PARADE.
TIME TO KICK SHINS
AT THE CONVALESCENT HOME.
[D.W.]
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE!
PICK UP EVERY BONE AND
PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER,
NUMBER TWO.
GRRR!
HEY, YOU MUTTS!
THAT GUY WANTS
TO TAKE YOUR BONES!
[GRRR]
[GRRR]
WHOA! WHOA!
HEEL! HEEL!
WATCH OUT!
[WHIMPERING]
[RUFF]
[GRRR]
DON'T WORRY, L.P.
A TRUE HERO'S
ALWAYS PREPARED.
HERE YOU GO--A NICE,
CHEWY PAIR OF NEW SHOES!
HUNGRY LITTLE PUPS,
AREN'T THEY?
[RUFF]
[GRRR]
THIS DOESN'T
LOOK GOOD.
I FEEL LIKE
A PLATE OF DINNER SCRAPS.
YOU DON'T SEE DOGGIE KIBBLE
WEARING A MATCHING CAPE.
NO ONE CAN
STOP MY CAMPAIGN FOR
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
[SIREN]
[AWOO]
[AWOO]
[AWOO]
[SIREN STOPS]
[MEOW MEOW]
[RUFF RUFF]
NICE DECOY,
BUT WHO DID IT?
NOT ANOTHER
SAPPY DO-GOODER!
LUCKY THAT WAS
A TWO-FOR-ONE SALE.
EAT BOMB, TWERP!
THAT'S
"QUIVERWING QUACK"
TO YOU!
I CAN TELL I'M NOT
GOING TO LIKE THIS KID.
H-H-HEY,
THAT GUY IS GOOD.
NO, THAT GUY IS GOSALYN!
YAHOO!
QUIVERWING QUACK
AT YOUR SERVICE.
[L.P.]
WHOA!
AND HER FAITHFUL SIDEKICK,
THE ARROWKID!
UH, THAT'S ME.
GOSALYN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
I'M QUIVERWING QUACK,
THE HERO WHO GIVES
CROOKS THE SHAFT.
COOL SLOGAN, HUH?
TOO HIP FOR WORDS.
REPEAT--WHAT'RE
YOU DOING HERE?
REALLY?
SAVING
YOUR TAILFEATHERS.
YOU'D BE DOG CHOW
IF I DIDN'T
SHOOT NEGADUCK.
OOPS.
SORRY TO BREAK UP
THE HAPPY HEROES' CONVENTION,
BUT I GOT
A REPUTATION TO SAVE!
GET READY FOR
A BLITZKRIEG, BOYS!
MY WACKY GLUE ARROW
SHOULD MUZZLE THAT MUZZLE.
LET'S GET TO SAFETY!
YOU'RE GONNA STAY
RIGHT HERE!
ALL RIGHT, NEGA-SLIME!
YOU'VE HAD IT!
NOT.
I'M GONNA NEED A LOT
OF SKIN MOISTURIZER
AFTER THIS CASE.
AND A WHOLE LOT
OF BANDAIDS, TOO.
UNH!
UNH!
OH, NO!
I THINK I REALLY
HURT THEM THIS TIME.
EH, I LOVE THIS JOB.
ONE MORE SHOT
OUGHTA DO IT.
IT'S UP TO US.
GOODBYE, DARKWING.
HELLO, NUMBER ONE SPOT.
[MUTTERING]
I DID IT!
YOU CERTAINLY DID.
SHE DID?
AMAZING RESCUE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HERO?
YOU AND THE FOLKS
AT HOME CAN CALL ME
QUIVERWING QUACK.
THIS IS MY SIDEKICK
THE ARROWKID.
HI. WHA...
GEE, YOU NEVER
INTRODUCEME TO THE PRESS.
HEY! WHOA! TIME OUT!
LET'S GET
FACTS STRAIGHT HERE.
THE TYKE DID HELP ME OUT
OF A MOMENTARY DIFFICULTY.
MOMENTARY DIFFICULTY?
YOU MEAN LIKE DYING?
BUT IT WAS I
WHO FOUGHT NEGADUCK
TO A STANDSTILL
BEFORE SHE ARRIVED.
REALLY?
THERE YOU HAVE IT,
FOLKS--
A PITIFUL ATTEMPT
BY DARKWING
TO STEAL THE GLORY
FROM ST. CANARD'S
NEWEST HERO,
QUIVERWING QUACK.
HEY, I WAS
HERE FIRST.
ASK NEGADUCK.
OOPS.
DARKWING, IN HIS EAGERNESS
TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT,
HAS ALLOWED THE EVIL VILLAIN
NEGADUCK TO ESCAPE!
[MIMICKING
REPORTER]
SO ST. CANARD HAS
A NEW FAVORITE HERO, EH?
AND A LITTLE GIRL
AT THAT--
THE PERFECT TARGET
FOR PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
THE NEWEST SENSATION
IS THE MYSTERIOUS
QUIVERWING QUACK.
...BROUGHT TO JUSTICE
BY THE FABULOUS
QUIVERWING QUACK.
...WHERE TO MEET
NEW SUPERHEROES--
TODAY ON QUACKALDO.
NOW IT'S TIME
TO COOK WITH QUIVERWING.
SENSATIONAL--
NEW HERO--
QUIVER--
WING--
QUA--
HEY!
YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV.
SO, HONKMAN, HOW DO YOU
LIKE BEING A SIDEKICK?
TRUTHFULLY, I'D RATHER
NOT BE ONE AT ALL,
BUT IF I DIDN'T,
GOSALYN WOULD KILL ME.
TOMORROW
THEY WANT ME
ONPHIL DONADUCK.
PRETTY NEAT, HUH?
NEVER ASKEDME
TO BE ON HIS SHOW.
I SAID,
"PRETTY NEAT, HUH?"
AH, SURE, SURE, SURE.
GANDER WARHOL
SAID EVERYONE GETS
15 MINUTES OF FAME.
15 MINUTES?
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND YOURS ARE UP.
NO MORE GOING OUT
AS QUIVERWING QUACK.
PHEW!
YOU COULD'VE BEEN HURT.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
THINGS WERE CONTROLLED
UNTIL YOU THREW ME
IN THAT SKULL.
SHE'S RIGHT, D.W.
YOU WERE KIND
OF OVERPROTECTIVE.
I AM NOT OVERPROTECTIVE.
I DON'T BABY HER.
DON'T TAKE SUCH BIG BITES.
SO OLD HABITS ARE
HARD TO BREAK. SUE ME.
BUT I'LL TRY.
THANKS, DAD.
LET'S SEE IF THEY'RE
STILL TALKING ABOUT ME.
WE JUST RECEIVED
THIS IMPORTANT BULLETIN.
SHH!
RATS, IT'S OVER.
NEGADUCK'S ON
THE RAMPAGE AGAIN.
HE'S ASSAULTING
THE HOME OFFICE
OF PEPE'S PIZZA.
PEPE'S PIZZA?
THAT'S, UM,
THAT'S CRIMINAL.
DON'T SWEAT IT,
GUYS.
JUST KICK BACK.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF NEGADUCK,
ALTHOUGH YOU
ARE WELCOME
TO COME AND WATCH.
AAH!
OH!
AAH!
ST. CANARD ALWAYS WANTED
A TOURIST ATTRACTION.
A LEANING TOWER
OF PIZZA'S PERFECT.
ALL RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD.
[EXPLOSION]
O.K., NOW...I'M...MAD.
HURRY UP AND PARK.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
AHEM. JUST AS LONG
AS YOU'RE CAREFUL.
DAD!
I'M SICK OF TWO-BIT HEROES
RAINING ON MY PARADE!
I'M GONNA CLIP
THEIR WINGS BUT GOOD!
I DON'T SEE NEGADUCK
ANYWHERE.
WE'D BETTER SPLIT UP.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S
QUIVERWING TIME!
REMEMBER, GOS--
UH, QUIVERWING,
CAREFUL IS
AS CAREFUL DOES.
DAD.
O.K., FORGET IT.
C'MON, ARROWKID.
I'M JUST A FATHER
WHO CAN'T HELP BUT
CARE FOR HIS DAUGHTER!
THEY GROW UP SO QUICKLY.
DON'T WORRY.
YOU WON'T SEE IT!
IS THERE A BLACK CAT?
I CAN'T WASTE ONE HERO?
I'M PROTECTED BY
THE SPIRIT OF JUSTICE.
RIGHT'S ON MY SIDE.
OH, PUHLEEEZE.
AAGH!
OOOOOH. AM I SUPPOSED
TO BE IMPRESSED?
WELL, I'M NOT!
[CRASH]
WE CAN'T HELP
YOUR DAD!
QUIVERWING QUACK
DOESN'T KNOW
THE MEANING OF "CAN'T"!
CAN'T--A CONTRACTION
MEANING IF WE SLIP,
WE'RE DEAD MEAT.
JUST TAKE IT
ONE STEP AT A--
WHOA!
I THINK WE BLEW IT.
I'LL SAY.
HELP!
HELP!
HANG IN THERE.
I'M COMING.
I'M COMING.
GOSALYN!
HANG ON, QUIVERWING!
NOW TAKE IT EASY.
WELL, ISN'T THIS
A PRETTY PICTURE--
FOUR SITTING DUCKS
ALL IN A LINE?
LOOKS LIKE THEIR LUCK'S
RUN OUT THIS TIME.
DON'T TORTURE US
WITH BAD POETRY.
TAKE ME. LET THEM GO!
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
QUIVERWING QUACK'S
MY TICKET TO
BECOMING NUMBER ONE.
YOU GUYS ARE JUST
ALONG FOR THE RIDE!
AAH!
NOW TO PUT THE DROP
ON 'EM...LITERALLY!
I'LL USE MY HOOK ARR--
MY SUCTION ARR--
MY PROPELLER ARR--
UH, DO SOMETHING,
D.W.!
I INTEND TO!
HA HA!
HA HA!
GREAT IDEA--HA HA!
BUT DID YOU
HAVE TO USE--HA HA!
LAUGHING GAS?
HA HA!
SORRY, LAUNCHPAD!
BETTER THAN TEAR-GAS!
HA HA HA!
GO AHEAD, LAUGH,
YOU NITWITS.
YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA
THAT'LL CINCH MY TITLE
AS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE...
IF ANYONE'S LEFT TO VOTE.
YOU'RE STILL JEALOUS!
I WAS HANDLING IT,
BUT YOU HOGGED THE GLORY!
WHAT? REALITY CHECK,
YOUNG LADY!
I WAS--WHAT?
[CHUCKLING]
WOULD YOU TWO
PLEASE STOP LAUGHING?
OH, UH, SORRY, D.W.
UH, WE BETTER GO
AIR OUT OUR CLOTHES.
I WAS SAVING OUR LIVES!
YOU WERE A HEROISM HOG!
THAT'S IT!
NO MORE ARROWS!
NO SIDEKICK!
NO MORE
QUIVERWING QUACK!
YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH
TO HANDLE BEING A HERO!
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
YOU NEVER TREATED ME
LIKE A HERO!
YOU TREAT ME LIKE
YOUR BABY GIRL!
BECAUSE YOUARE.
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
GOSALYN, I WAS
WONDERING HOW--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I HEARD ON THE RADIO
THAT NEGADUCK--
YOUR DAD SAID...
"GO TO MY ROOM,"
BUT HE
DIDN'T SAY "STAY."
YOU CAN'T FACE
NEGADUCK ALONE.
WHY, 'CAUSE I'M A BABY?
NO, IT'S JUST--
SORRY, HONK, BUT
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME...
I HATE IT
WHEN YOU AND GOSALYN
ARE FIGHTING.
SAME HERE, BUT WAS I
WRONG TO STOP HER?
FACING NEGADUCK
ISN'T THE TYPICAL
AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
MY DAD TOLD ME
THERE COMES A TIME
WHEN PARENTS
HAVE TO LET GO.
HOLDING ON TOO TIGHT
COULD SMOTHER THE CHILD.
THE TYKE'S GOT
TO START LOOKING
AFTER HIMSELF
BECAUSE ALTHOUGH
IT REALLY HURTS,
THE BIGGEST THRILL'S
SEEING IT
FLY ALL BY ITSELF.
YOUR DAD SAID THAT?
YUP. RIGHT BEFORE
HE THREW ME OUT.
[POUNDING]
UH, HONKMAN,
WHAT HAPPENED?
IT WAS GOSALYN!
SHE'S GONE TO FIGHT
NEGADUCK BY HERSELF!
THERE!
EVERY STORM DRAIN,
GAS MAIN, AND WATER PIPE
LEADING OUT
OF ST. CANARD'S SHUT.
THE PRESSURE
WILL BUST THIS CITY
LIKE A BUBBLE
IN A BATHTUB! HA HA!
[L.P.] I ALWAYS HEARD
PEOPLE COMPLAINING
ABOUT INFLATION.
THAT'S NO
FIDUCIARY AFFLICTION!
IT'S NEGADUCK'S WORK!
LET'S FIND GOSALYN BEFORE
THE BALLOON PAYMENT'S DUE.
GIVE IT UP, NEGADUCK!
YOU'RE OUT-CLASSED
BY QUIVERWIIING QUACK!
OH, REALLY?
WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
NOT SO COCKY NOW,
ARE YOU, QUIVERWING?
BIG DEAL! I CAN SWIM!
WAAH!
IF BLOWING UP ST. CANARD
DIDN'T MAKE ME NUMBER ONE,
THIS'LL GUARANTEE IT.
[D.W.]
NOT LIKELY!
YOU CAN'T SAVE BOTH
THE GIRL AND THE CITY.
AU CONTRAIRE, THAT'S
WHAT HEROES DO BEST.
WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM A SIDEKICK OR TWO.
HYOY! HYAY! HO!
THEY CAN'T STOP ME
FROM GETTING AWAY!
[D.W.]
HEY, NEGADUCK!
THANKS FOR THE TIP ABOUT
THAT TWO-FOR-ONE SALE!
NOOOOOO!
[EXPLOSION]
DAD.
GOSALYN.
UH, YOU FIRST.
NO, YOU.
I JUST WANT
TO SAY THAT YOU'VE
GOT POTENTIAL, KID.
SOMEDAY THE CROOKS
OF ST. CANARD
WILL QUAKE AT THE COMING
OF QUIVERWING QUACK.
THANKS, DAD.
SO, BY "SOMEDAY"
YOU MEAN WHAT, NEXT MONTH?
OOH.
I'LL BE MORE MATURE
BY THEN.
I'M A QUICK STUDY.
IF YOU LET ME
SKIP HOMEWORK...
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
IT'S NO USE, NEGADUCK!
YOU TRAPPED
THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
IN LIME JELLO,
BUT YOU DIDN'T TRAP ME.
OOOH, DARKWING DUCK.
I'M SO SCARED.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE!
EEP!
I'M MORE AFRAID
OF EARLY HAIR LOSS!
BALD OR BUSHY,
I'M TAKING YOU IN!
I'M WAAAAY
TOO CUNNING FOR YOU.
YOU ARE NOT!
ARE, TOO.
WAAH!
AAH!
32 LEFT, 12 RIGHT,
16--AHA!
HAH!
"HAH!" YOURSELF.
12 LEFT, 32 RIGHT--NO!
32 LEFT, 12 RIGH--
AHA!
OH!
YOU'VE LIT
YOUR LAST FUSE, FIEND.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
THESE WERE IN
THE CLEARANCE BIN
AT DISCOUNTS R US.
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
OVERREACTING
TO NO LONGER BEING
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
I AM TOO NUMBER ONE!
ARE NOT.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
HERE.
HOLD THESE A SECOND.
SEE? RIGHT BEHIND
DR. SLUG!
HE COULDN'T SLIME HIS WAY
OUT OF A PAPER BAG!
GIMME THAT! NUMBER TWO?
THIS TOWN IS TOAST!
[EXPLOSION]
OH, GOODY. I'LL GET
THE MARMALADE.
THEY DON'T THINK
I'M MEAN ENOUGH
TO BE
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
MAYBE THIS'LL CHANGE
THEIR MINDS.
DON'T DO IT!
LET'S SEE WHAT
THEIR OPINION IS
AFTER THEY'RE
BLOWN INTO ORBIT.
WHAT? AWK!
AAH!
SORRY WE'RE LATE, D.W.
WE WENT
TO THE SPORTS BOUTIQUE.
YOU DID THAT?
LUCKY THEIR ARCHERY SETS
WERE HALF OFF, HUH, DAD?
WHY, YOU COULD
CUT YOURSELF,
AND, LAUNCHPAD,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
BROUGHT HER HERE.
IF NOT FOR ME,
NEGADUCK WOULDN'T
BE STUCK TO THAT--
OOPS.
SO ST. CANARD THINKS
I'M NOT BAD ENOUGH, EH?
I'LL SHOW 'EM DR. SLUG
HAS NOTHING ON ME.
IT WAS AWESOME, HONKER.
I PINNED NEGADUCK
TO THE WALL
LIKE A SWATTED FLY.
GEE, WHAT'D
YOUR DAD DO? OH!
BULL'S-EYE!
OH, HE JUST YELLED.
NEVER MIND THAT
WITHOUT ME ST. CANARD
WOULD BE CHARCOAL.
MAYBE HE WAS
MORE WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR SAFETY.
WRONG!
I COULD FEED
A STARVING COUNTRY
OR RESCUE ELVIS
FROM ALIEN INVADERS
AND HE'D NEVER NOTICE
'CAUSE HE THINKS
I'M JUST A BABY.
IF I WAS SOMEBODY ELSE,
HE'D APPRECIATE ME.
WHAT IF I WASN'T ME?
I'D BE ME
BUT NOT TO HIM.
YOU'LL HELP, RIGHT?
UH, SURE. GLAD TO.
I THINK.
[DOGS BARKING]
[WHIMPERING]
[RUFF RUFF]
[RUFF RUFF]
THIS CITY WANTS
A PUBLIC ENEMY--SHADDAP!
I'LL SHOW THEM
WHO'SNUMERO UNO!
SHADDAP!
STUPID MUTTS.
[DOGS BARKING]
THIS OUGHTA
KEEP YOU QUIET!
[DOGS STOP BARKING]
WELL, NOTHING LIKE
BUILDING A REPUTATION
BY DESTROYING SOME HISTORY.
[RUFF RUFF]
[RUFF RUFF]
LOOKS LIKE
DOG-BONE HEAVEN TO ME.
GO AHEAD, BOYS.
IIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!
THAT'LL GET POINTS
ON THE HIT PARADE.
TIME TO KICK SHINS
AT THE CONVALESCENT HOME.
[D.W.]
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE!
PICK UP EVERY BONE AND
PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER,
NUMBER TWO.
GRRR!
HEY, YOU MUTTS!
THAT GUY WANTS
TO TAKE YOUR BONES!
[GRRR]
[GRRR]
WHOA! WHOA!
HEEL! HEEL!
WATCH OUT!
[WHIMPERING]
[RUFF]
[GRRR]
DON'T WORRY, L.P.
A TRUE HERO'S
ALWAYS PREPARED.
HERE YOU GO--A NICE,
CHEWY PAIR OF NEW SHOES!
HUNGRY LITTLE PUPS,
AREN'T THEY?
[RUFF]
[GRRR]
THIS DOESN'T
LOOK GOOD.
I FEEL LIKE
A PLATE OF DINNER SCRAPS.
YOU DON'T SEE DOGGIE KIBBLE
WEARING A MATCHING CAPE.
NO ONE CAN
STOP MY CAMPAIGN FOR
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
[SIREN]
[AWOO]
[AWOO]
[AWOO]
[SIREN STOPS]
[MEOW MEOW]
[RUFF RUFF]
NICE DECOY,
BUT WHO DID IT?
NOT ANOTHER
SAPPY DO-GOODER!
LUCKY THAT WAS
A TWO-FOR-ONE SALE.
EAT BOMB, TWERP!
THAT'S
"QUIVERWING QUACK"
TO YOU!
I CAN TELL I'M NOT
GOING TO LIKE THIS KID.
H-H-HEY,
THAT GUY IS GOOD.
NO, THAT GUY IS GOSALYN!
YAHOO!
QUIVERWING QUACK
AT YOUR SERVICE.
[L.P.]
WHOA!
AND HER FAITHFUL SIDEKICK,
THE ARROWKID!
UH, THAT'S ME.
GOSALYN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
I'M QUIVERWING QUACK,
THE HERO WHO GIVES
CROOKS THE SHAFT.
COOL SLOGAN, HUH?
TOO HIP FOR WORDS.
REPEAT--WHAT'RE
YOU DOING HERE?
REALLY?
SAVING
YOUR TAILFEATHERS.
YOU'D BE DOG CHOW
IF I DIDN'T
SHOOT NEGADUCK.
OOPS.
SORRY TO BREAK UP
THE HAPPY HEROES' CONVENTION,
BUT I GOT
A REPUTATION TO SAVE!
GET READY FOR
A BLITZKRIEG, BOYS!
MY WACKY GLUE ARROW
SHOULD MUZZLE THAT MUZZLE.
LET'S GET TO SAFETY!
YOU'RE GONNA STAY
RIGHT HERE!
ALL RIGHT, NEGA-SLIME!
YOU'VE HAD IT!
NOT.
I'M GONNA NEED A LOT
OF SKIN MOISTURIZER
AFTER THIS CASE.
AND A WHOLE LOT
OF BANDAIDS, TOO.
UNH!
UNH!
OH, NO!
I THINK I REALLY
HURT THEM THIS TIME.
EH, I LOVE THIS JOB.
ONE MORE SHOT
OUGHTA DO IT.
IT'S UP TO US.
GOODBYE, DARKWING.
HELLO, NUMBER ONE SPOT.
[MUTTERING]
I DID IT!
YOU CERTAINLY DID.
SHE DID?
AMAZING RESCUE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HERO?
YOU AND THE FOLKS
AT HOME CAN CALL ME
QUIVERWING QUACK.
THIS IS MY SIDEKICK
THE ARROWKID.
HI. WHA...
GEE, YOU NEVER
INTRODUCEME TO THE PRESS.
HEY! WHOA! TIME OUT!
LET'S GET
FACTS STRAIGHT HERE.
THE TYKE DID HELP ME OUT
OF A MOMENTARY DIFFICULTY.
MOMENTARY DIFFICULTY?
YOU MEAN LIKE DYING?
BUT IT WAS I
WHO FOUGHT NEGADUCK
TO A STANDSTILL
BEFORE SHE ARRIVED.
REALLY?
THERE YOU HAVE IT,
FOLKS--
A PITIFUL ATTEMPT
BY DARKWING
TO STEAL THE GLORY
FROM ST. CANARD'S
NEWEST HERO,
QUIVERWING QUACK.
HEY, I WAS
HERE FIRST.
ASK NEGADUCK.
OOPS.
DARKWING, IN HIS EAGERNESS
TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT,
HAS ALLOWED THE EVIL VILLAIN
NEGADUCK TO ESCAPE!
[MIMICKING
REPORTER]
SO ST. CANARD HAS
A NEW FAVORITE HERO, EH?
AND A LITTLE GIRL
AT THAT--
THE PERFECT TARGET
FOR PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE.
THE NEWEST SENSATION
IS THE MYSTERIOUS
QUIVERWING QUACK.
...BROUGHT TO JUSTICE
BY THE FABULOUS
QUIVERWING QUACK.
...WHERE TO MEET
NEW SUPERHEROES--
TODAY ON QUACKALDO.
NOW IT'S TIME
TO COOK WITH QUIVERWING.
SENSATIONAL--
NEW HERO--
QUIVER--
WING--
QUA--
HEY!
YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV.
SO, HONKMAN, HOW DO YOU
LIKE BEING A SIDEKICK?
TRUTHFULLY, I'D RATHER
NOT BE ONE AT ALL,
BUT IF I DIDN'T,
GOSALYN WOULD KILL ME.
TOMORROW
THEY WANT ME
ONPHIL DONADUCK.
PRETTY NEAT, HUH?
NEVER ASKEDME
TO BE ON HIS SHOW.
I SAID,
"PRETTY NEAT, HUH?"
AH, SURE, SURE, SURE.
GANDER WARHOL
SAID EVERYONE GETS
15 MINUTES OF FAME.
15 MINUTES?
THAT'S RIGHT,
AND YOURS ARE UP.
NO MORE GOING OUT
AS QUIVERWING QUACK.
PHEW!
YOU COULD'VE BEEN HURT.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
THINGS WERE CONTROLLED
UNTIL YOU THREW ME
IN THAT SKULL.
SHE'S RIGHT, D.W.
YOU WERE KIND
OF OVERPROTECTIVE.
I AM NOT OVERPROTECTIVE.
I DON'T BABY HER.
DON'T TAKE SUCH BIG BITES.
SO OLD HABITS ARE
HARD TO BREAK. SUE ME.
BUT I'LL TRY.
THANKS, DAD.
LET'S SEE IF THEY'RE
STILL TALKING ABOUT ME.
WE JUST RECEIVED
THIS IMPORTANT BULLETIN.
SHH!
RATS, IT'S OVER.
NEGADUCK'S ON
THE RAMPAGE AGAIN.
HE'S ASSAULTING
THE HOME OFFICE
OF PEPE'S PIZZA.
PEPE'S PIZZA?
THAT'S, UM,
THAT'S CRIMINAL.
DON'T SWEAT IT,
GUYS.
JUST KICK BACK.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF NEGADUCK,
ALTHOUGH YOU
ARE WELCOME
TO COME AND WATCH.
AAH!
OH!
AAH!
ST. CANARD ALWAYS WANTED
A TOURIST ATTRACTION.
A LEANING TOWER
OF PIZZA'S PERFECT.
ALL RIGHT, LAUNCHPAD.
[EXPLOSION]
O.K., NOW...I'M...MAD.
HURRY UP AND PARK.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
AHEM. JUST AS LONG
AS YOU'RE CAREFUL.
DAD!
I'M SICK OF TWO-BIT HEROES
RAINING ON MY PARADE!
I'M GONNA CLIP
THEIR WINGS BUT GOOD!
I DON'T SEE NEGADUCK
ANYWHERE.
WE'D BETTER SPLIT UP.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S
QUIVERWING TIME!
REMEMBER, GOS--
UH, QUIVERWING,
CAREFUL IS
AS CAREFUL DOES.
DAD.
O.K., FORGET IT.
C'MON, ARROWKID.
I'M JUST A FATHER
WHO CAN'T HELP BUT
CARE FOR HIS DAUGHTER!
THEY GROW UP SO QUICKLY.
DON'T WORRY.
YOU WON'T SEE IT!
IS THERE A BLACK CAT?
I CAN'T WASTE ONE HERO?
I'M PROTECTED BY
THE SPIRIT OF JUSTICE.
RIGHT'S ON MY SIDE.
OH, PUHLEEEZE.
AAGH!
OOOOOH. AM I SUPPOSED
TO BE IMPRESSED?
WELL, I'M NOT!
[CRASH]
WE CAN'T HELP
YOUR DAD!
QUIVERWING QUACK
DOESN'T KNOW
THE MEANING OF "CAN'T"!
CAN'T--A CONTRACTION
MEANING IF WE SLIP,
WE'RE DEAD MEAT.
JUST TAKE IT
ONE STEP AT A--
WHOA!
I THINK WE BLEW IT.
I'LL SAY.
HELP!
HELP!
HANG IN THERE.
I'M COMING.
I'M COMING.
GOSALYN!
HANG ON, QUIVERWING!
NOW TAKE IT EASY.
WELL, ISN'T THIS
A PRETTY PICTURE--
FOUR SITTING DUCKS
ALL IN A LINE?
LOOKS LIKE THEIR LUCK'S
RUN OUT THIS TIME.
DON'T TORTURE US
WITH BAD POETRY.
TAKE ME. LET THEM GO!
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
QUIVERWING QUACK'S
MY TICKET TO
BECOMING NUMBER ONE.
YOU GUYS ARE JUST
ALONG FOR THE RIDE!
AAH!
NOW TO PUT THE DROP
ON 'EM...LITERALLY!
I'LL USE MY HOOK ARR--
MY SUCTION ARR--
MY PROPELLER ARR--
UH, DO SOMETHING,
D.W.!
I INTEND TO!
HA HA!
HA HA!
GREAT IDEA--HA HA!
BUT DID YOU
HAVE TO USE--HA HA!
LAUGHING GAS?
HA HA!
SORRY, LAUNCHPAD!
BETTER THAN TEAR-GAS!
HA HA HA!
GO AHEAD, LAUGH,
YOU NITWITS.
YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA
THAT'LL CINCH MY TITLE
AS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE...
IF ANYONE'S LEFT TO VOTE.
YOU'RE STILL JEALOUS!
I WAS HANDLING IT,
BUT YOU HOGGED THE GLORY!
WHAT? REALITY CHECK,
YOUNG LADY!
I WAS--WHAT?
[CHUCKLING]
WOULD YOU TWO
PLEASE STOP LAUGHING?
OH, UH, SORRY, D.W.
UH, WE BETTER GO
AIR OUT OUR CLOTHES.
I WAS SAVING OUR LIVES!
YOU WERE A HEROISM HOG!
THAT'S IT!
NO MORE ARROWS!
NO SIDEKICK!
NO MORE
QUIVERWING QUACK!
YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH
TO HANDLE BEING A HERO!
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
YOU NEVER TREATED ME
LIKE A HERO!
YOU TREAT ME LIKE
YOUR BABY GIRL!
BECAUSE YOUARE.
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
GOSALYN, I WAS
WONDERING HOW--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I HEARD ON THE RADIO
THAT NEGADUCK--
YOUR DAD SAID...
"GO TO MY ROOM,"
BUT HE
DIDN'T SAY "STAY."
YOU CAN'T FACE
NEGADUCK ALONE.
WHY, 'CAUSE I'M A BABY?
NO, IT'S JUST--
SORRY, HONK, BUT
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME...
I HATE IT
WHEN YOU AND GOSALYN
ARE FIGHTING.
SAME HERE, BUT WAS I
WRONG TO STOP HER?
FACING NEGADUCK
ISN'T THE TYPICAL
AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
MY DAD TOLD ME
THERE COMES A TIME
WHEN PARENTS
HAVE TO LET GO.
HOLDING ON TOO TIGHT
COULD SMOTHER THE CHILD.
THE TYKE'S GOT
TO START LOOKING
AFTER HIMSELF
BECAUSE ALTHOUGH
IT REALLY HURTS,
THE BIGGEST THRILL'S
SEEING IT
FLY ALL BY ITSELF.
YOUR DAD SAID THAT?
YUP. RIGHT BEFORE
HE THREW ME OUT.
[POUNDING]
UH, HONKMAN,
WHAT HAPPENED?
IT WAS GOSALYN!
SHE'S GONE TO FIGHT
NEGADUCK BY HERSELF!
THERE!
EVERY STORM DRAIN,
GAS MAIN, AND WATER PIPE
LEADING OUT
OF ST. CANARD'S SHUT.
THE PRESSURE
WILL BUST THIS CITY
LIKE A BUBBLE
IN A BATHTUB! HA HA!
[L.P.] I ALWAYS HEARD
PEOPLE COMPLAINING
ABOUT INFLATION.
THAT'S NO
FIDUCIARY AFFLICTION!
IT'S NEGADUCK'S WORK!
LET'S FIND GOSALYN BEFORE
THE BALLOON PAYMENT'S DUE.
GIVE IT UP, NEGADUCK!
YOU'RE OUT-CLASSED
BY QUIVERWIIING QUACK!
OH, REALLY?
WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
NOT SO COCKY NOW,
ARE YOU, QUIVERWING?
BIG DEAL! I CAN SWIM!
WAAH!
IF BLOWING UP ST. CANARD
DIDN'T MAKE ME NUMBER ONE,
THIS'LL GUARANTEE IT.
[D.W.]
NOT LIKELY!
YOU CAN'T SAVE BOTH
THE GIRL AND THE CITY.
AU CONTRAIRE, THAT'S
WHAT HEROES DO BEST.
WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM A SIDEKICK OR TWO.
HYOY! HYAY! HO!
THEY CAN'T STOP ME
FROM GETTING AWAY!
[D.W.]
HEY, NEGADUCK!
THANKS FOR THE TIP ABOUT
THAT TWO-FOR-ONE SALE!
NOOOOOO!
[EXPLOSION]
DAD.
GOSALYN.
UH, YOU FIRST.
NO, YOU.
I JUST WANT
TO SAY THAT YOU'VE
GOT POTENTIAL, KID.
SOMEDAY THE CROOKS
OF ST. CANARD
WILL QUAKE AT THE COMING
OF QUIVERWING QUACK.
THANKS, DAD.
SO, BY "SOMEDAY"
YOU MEAN WHAT, NEXT MONTH?
OOH.
I'LL BE MORE MATURE
BY THEN.
I'M A QUICK STUDY.
IF YOU LET ME
SKIP HOMEWORK...