Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 6 - Apes of Wrath - full transcript
When Dr. Beatrice Bruté vanishes into the jungle, S.H.U.S.H sends Darkwing Duck and crew to find and bring her back. What they find instead is a group of temperamental gorillas, as well as the trigger-happy Major Trenchrot, who owns what seems to be a banana plantation. When he claims the apes stole both his bananas and Dr. Bruté, D.W. and Launchpad plan a stakeout. Meanwhile, Gosalyn conducts her own investigation of Trenchrot's storehouse, but is inadvertently taken by the gorillas into the jungle. Giving chase, Darkwing and Launchpad may find more answers (and troubles) than they bargained for.
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
NAH-UH.
IMPOSSIBLE. NO WAY.
A BIG FAT
POSITIVE NEGATIVE.
IN OTHER WORDS--
ARGH!
NO CAN DO.
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T THINK
YOU'LL FIND
THE MISSING APE LADY?
I WON'T BE ABLE TO SHUT
THIS STUBBORN SUITCASE.
AND, FOR
YOUR INFORMATION,
DR. BRUTAY
IS NOT AN APE LADY.
SHE'S
A FAMED ANTHROPOLOGIST.
EMPLOYED BY SHUSH.
WHICH IS WHY SHUSH
CALLED DARKWING DUCK
IN ON THE CASE.
NEVER FEAR. I'LL-
BRING-THEM-BACK-ALIVE
GOSALYN'S HERE.
SORRY, GOSALYN.
YOU'RE NOT GOING.
WHAT?
UH!
I SAID YOU'RE NOT GOING.
NO FAIR.
I KNOW THE MOST
ABOUT JUNGLE LEACHES.
YOU ARE NOT GOING.
THAT'S FINALE,
END OF DISCUSSION.
OHH!
IF YOU THINK THAT
WILL CHANGE MY MIND,
YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.
I AM UNSHAKEN,
UNMOVED, AND--
UNBELIEVABLE.
THIS PLACE
IS TOTALLY TARZAN.
[TARZAN YELL]
IT'S A TOUGH
NEIGHBORHOOD.
NOT TOUGH ENOUGH FOR ME.
SHUSH MADE SURE
WE HAVE THE LATEST
JUNGLE SURVIVAL EQUIPMENT.
THIS MAY LOOK
LIKE AN ORDINARY COCONUT,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
A CLEVERLY DISGUISED BOMB.
TO EXPLODE IT, JUST...
TWIST THE TOP.
OOPS. HERE.
PUSH THAT BUTTON,
AND I'LL TOSS IT OUT.
THIS ONE?
NO.
AAH!
GUESS I SHOULD'VE
BUCKLED UP.
AHH!
AAH!
AT LEAST,
IT WAS A SAFE LANDING.
UM, PERHAPS
I SPOKE TOO SOON.
AAH!
OUCH.
AND DOUBLE OUCH.
HEY,
ARE YOU OK, DAD?
PEACHY. WHERE'D YOU
PARK THE PLANE?
RIGHT OVER--UH-OH!
THEY'RE HURTING MY BABY.
THE NATIVES
ARE GETTING RESTLESS.
WAY COOL.
GOSALYN, GET BACK HERE.
IT'S BETTER
THAN ZOOS.
GET DOWN HERE.
[TARZAN YELL]
WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T MAKE SUDDEN MOVES.
EAT THAT,
AND YOU'RE DEAD MEAT.
HERE'S A NEW WORD
FOR YOU, GOSALYN.
IT'S CALLED DIPLOMACY.
LEARN IT.
YOU SHOULD
KNOCK THAT OFF.
[ROAR]
THIS ISN'T WHAT
YOU THINK IT IS.
IT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE.
AAH! HELP! I'M ABOUT
TO BECOME TWINS.
AAH!
UH-OH.
EW!
MONKEY HAIRS.
THERE'S WRITING IN HERE.
"DR. BEATRICE BRUTAY,
FAMED ANTHRO--
ANTHRO-POL-O-GIST."
WHAT? DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
I CAN'T KEEP IT.
WE FOUND DR. BRUTAY'S
SAFARI HAT.
WE'LL FIND THE REST
OF HER.
IF THERE
IS A REST OF HER.
[CHATTERING]
I'LL BET THOSE APES
ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR DR. BRUTAY'S
DISAPPEARANCE.
OR THEY'RE
HOT FOR HATS.
[GUNSHOTS]
HIT THE DIRT!
BLASTED! THOSE MONKEYS
HAVE ELUDED US AGAIN.
WHO YOU CALLING A MONKEY?
I'M DARKWING DUCK.
DARKWING DUCK, EH?
MMM. PROVE IT!
CERTAINLY.
WATCH THIS.
HYAH!
HOO DOO HEY!
HYAH!
OOH HOO HOO!
UH-OH.
NOT ANOTHER COCONUT.
HMM. I SAY...
THAT'S DARKWING DUCK,
ALL RIGHT.
SO, MAJOR TRENCHROT,
YOU KNEW DR. BRUTAY?
LIKE A SISTER.
I WAS SO FOND OF HER
I WAS PLANNING TO
MAKE HER A PARTNER
IN MY BANANA PLANTATION,
BUT ONE DAY WHILST I WAS
DONATING FREE BANANAS
TO THOSE
UNGRATEFUL APES,
THEY KIDNAPPED HER.
THAT'S THE LAST
ANYONE'S SEEN OF HER.
HEY, MAJOR!
WHAT'S IN HERE?
NOTHING.
UH, I MEAN SOMETHING,
BUT YOU CAN'T GO IN.
WHY?
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHERE WE PEEL BANANAS
AND SOME ARE BASHFUL.
AND BESIDES, WE'VE GOT
TO FIND THOSE GORILLAS
BEFORE DR. BRUTAY'S
HISTORY.
THEY'LL FIND YOU.
THOSE HORRID GORILLAS
ATTACK MY PLANTATION
EVERY NIGHT.
PERFECT! NIGHT IS MY
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY.
HOW DID YOU GET GOSALYN
TO GO TO BED SO EASILY?
THE SECRET
OF GOOD PARENTING
IS LETTING YOUR CHILD
KNOW WHO'S BOSS.
OFFERING MONEY
NEVER HURT.
ARGH! OH! UH!
ALL I NEED ARE
SOME BANANAS FOR BAIT,
AND I'LL HAVE THE
PERFECT GORILLA TRAP.
UH-OH. OHH!
I TOLD YOU
TO STAY AWAY FROM HERE!
OH, YOU MEAN FROM HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
ANOTHER HERE.
I'LL TEACH YOU
TO DISOBEY.
COULD BE GORILLAS.
WHOA! OR
VERY LARGE TERMITES.
GOSALYN?
TRENCHROT?
I DIDN'T DO IT.
WELL, OF COURSE
YOU DIDN'T.
THEN JUST
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO
CATCH GORILLAS?
SHE WAS TRYING
TO CATCH GOR--
WHOA!
YAY! WAY! OH! OH!
YOUR TRAP WORKED,
BUT D.W. ISN'T A GORILLA.
GOSALYN!
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED.
THE AUDACIOUS AVENGER,
MINDFUL OF
MENACING MISDOERS,
KEEPS HIS SENSES TUNED
TO THE NIGHT'S SILENCE.
[GUNSHOTS]
GORILLAS.
AH, DARKWING.
JUST IN TIME.
THOSE MANIACAL MONKEYS ARE
STEALING OUR BANANAS!
WHY WOULD THEY STEAL?
YOU GIVE BANANAS AWAY.
BECAUSE THEY'RE ROTTEN.
THEY'LL TAKE ANYTHING
THAT'S NOT NAILED DOWN.
HOLD IT, TRENCHROT.
THEY'VE GOT GOSALYN.
NO! WATCH OUT FOR MY...
WHOA!
YEAH! HEY!
GORILLA TRAP.
OK. THEY'VE
KIDNAPPED GOSALYN,
AND THEY'VE KIDNAPPED
DR. BRUTAY.
BUT WE'LL FIND THOSE
TREETOP TERRORISTS.
NO ONE MESSES
WITH DARKWING DUCK
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
UH, D.W.,
THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.
WHAT'S THAT, LAUNCHPAD?
LAUNCHPAD?
BUDDY?
AHEM.
DESPITE THE DISCONCERTING
DISAPPEARANCES,
THE UNDAUNTED DO-GOODER
DEMONSTRATES DARING BY...
DUCKING!
HEE HEE. GULP.
UH, BANANA, ANYONE?
OH, BOY.
WE MAY HAVE
TO FIGHT OUR WAY
OUT OF THIS ONE.
AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERE,
IN A TIME OF CRISIS,
ONE MUST REMAIN COOL,
CALM, AND UNFLAPPABLY CIVIL.
OK, YOU BIG BABOON,
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
WHERE'S GOSALYN?
I DON'T PRACTICE
WHAT I PREACH.
PARENTS CAN DO THAT.
[ROAR]
I THINK
HE'S CHALLENGING YOU.
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE ON
WRESTLING FOR DOLLARS.
THEN, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
SHAPOOTAHOING!
WOOTA HY!
WHOO-HEY!
WHO-WAYBAH. WAH-HA!
IMPRESSED?
[WHAM]
[WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM]
I GUESS THAT'S A NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IF AT FIRST
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
USE YOUR HEAD!
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
USE SOMETHING BIGGER.
EXCUSE ME.
TOODLES.
AT LEAST THIS TIME,
I DIDN'T GET CLOBBERED
WITH COCONUTS.
AHH, DARKWING DUCK,
I PRESUME.
HOW DELIGHTFUL. YOU'RE
JUST IN TIME FOR TEA.
OOH, WITH A SLICE
OF BANANA,
JUST HOW I LIKE IT.
ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I'M DR. BEATRICE BRUTAY.
NICE OUTFIT.
WELL, WHEN IN ROME,
DO AS THE ROMANS.
WHEN IN THE JUNGLE, GO APE.
OOH! CARE TO TRY IT?
DARKWING DUCK
ACT LIKE A MONKEY?
SORRY. NO WAY.
ABSOLUTELY.
POSITIVELY NOT.
[GRRR]
OF COURSE,
ON SECOND THOUGHT...
HOW DID THAT GO AGAIN?
OOH OOH HEE.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
HEY, ABOUT TIME
YOU GOT HERE.
IS THIS WILD OR WHAT?
I'LL OPT FOR OR WHAT.
NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE,
WHAT SAY WE HAVE
A LITTLE CELEBRATION?
BONGO, CONGO, PREPARE
THE PRIMATE PUNCH.
PRIMATE PUNCH?
A MIXTURE OF FRESH
TROPICAL FRUIT JUICES.
I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT
QUITE REFRESHING.
OOH OOH AH AH!
UM, THANKS.
MMM. THAT'S NOT BAD.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
HELP.
OOH OOH HA HA!
OOH YAY YAY YAY!
NO, THANKS. HE'S HAD
ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US.
FORGET IT, GOSALYN.
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
WE'RE HELPING
DR. BRUTAY ESCAPE.
AHH! DID I
SAY I NEED HELP?
YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE SOME.
BONGO AND CONGO
ARE HELPING ME FIGHT
THAT CRIMINAL TRENCHROT!
THOSE APES
ARE CRIMINALS.
THEY STOLE
TRENCHROT'S BANANAS.
BANANAS?
OOH OOH. AHH HA HA.
OOH OOH OOH.
AH AH AH AH!
LOOKS LIKE MAJOR TRENCHROT
CERTAINLY PULLED
THE BANANA PEEL
OVER YOUR EYES,
YOUNG MAN.
DO THESE LOOK LIKE BANANAS?
HOLY GUACAMOLE.
KEEN GEAR.
YIPES.
YOU SEE?
TRENCHROT IS STOCKPILING
WEAPONS, NOT BANANAS.
HE WANTS
TO TURN THIS ISLAND
INTO A PLAYGROUND.
IT'S GOOD
FOR A JUNGLE GYM.
NOT THAT KIND.
TRENCHROT'S
PLANNING A VACATION VILLA
FOR VILLAINS.
HMM. A HOTEL
FOR HIT MEN.
I SUPPOSE THESE WEAPONS
ARE FOR ELIMINATING
OPPOSITION, RIGHT?
THEY'RE DOOR PRIZES FOR
HIS FIRST 100 GUESTS.
BEFORE I
CONTACTED SHUSH,
I GOT CAUGHT SNOOPING.
I'D STILL BE A PRISONER
AT THAT PHONY PLANTATION
IF BONGO
HADN'T RESCUED ME.
LOOKS LIKE
TRENCHROT'S MADE
A REAL MONKEY OUT OF ME.
HEH HEH!
JUST AS I HAD HOPED.
HE'S LED US
TO THE GORILLAS' CAMP.
NOW, LET'S SIC 'EM, BOYS.
HA HA HA!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
YOU CAN'T SCARE ME.
THERE'S ONLY FOUR OF YOU,
AND THERE'S...
ONE OF US.
HEE HEE HEE.
SAY CHEESE.
CHEESE!
CHEESE!
CHEESE!
FOOLS, YOU
LET THEM GET AWAY!
THEY MIGHT
HAVE ESCAPED NOW,
BUT IT WON'T BE LONG
UNTIL THEY RUN OUT
OF PLACES TO HIDE.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
OHH! OH!
IT LOOKS LIKE EVIL
HAS TRIUMPHED ONCE AGAIN.
NONSENSE. IT'S NOT OVER
TILL IT'S OVER.
MAYBE WE ARE
HOPELESSLY OUTNUMBERED,
OUTWEAPONED,
AND OUTEVERYTHINGED.
THAT'S NO REASON
TO GIVE UP.
YOU'VE GOT A PLAN?
NO! BUT I'M
WORKING ON ONE.
HMM. NOW LET'S SEE.
YES! YES!
THAT'S IT!
NAH! TOO PEDESTRIAN.
OHH, YES!
N-N-NAH!
PRIMATE PUNCH?
NO, THANKS.
BLOWING UP
IRRITATES MY STOMACH.
LAUNCHPAD,
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
WHAT AN IDEA!
THANKS, D.W.
UH, SO WHAT'S MY IDEA?
WHAT AN IDEA!
SOON COMMON CRIMINALS
WILL BE ABLE TO LIVE
THE LIFE OF LUXURY,
VACATIONING FIVE DAYS
AND SIX GLORIOUS NIGHTS
AT TRENCHROT'S FINE SPA AND
RABBLE-ROUSERS' RETREAT.
AIRFARE NOT INCLUDED.
AHH, IT'S TIME.
READY MY CHOPPER!
WE BEGIN THE FINAL
MONKEY MASSACRE!
[BOMB FALLING]
INCOMING!
INCOMING?
WOW! PRIMATE PUNCH
TO GO.
READY...
AIM...
FIRE!
AAH!
AAH!
HEY, YOU COWARDS!
WAIT FOR ME.
AAH!
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE...
HEY, I'M--I'M NOT FINISHED.
[WHISTLES]
OOH! AHH! OH! UH!
OH, UH, GUH!
OOH!
WHOA!
AS I WAS SAYING...
I AM THE TERROR
FLAPPING IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE FLEA
YOU CANNOT FLICK.
BLAST IT!
OOH!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
YOU MEAN
YOU'RE CHOPPED DUCK.
AH AH AH!
MUSTN'T PLAY WITH KNIVES.
OH! OH!
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! OH!
HA HA HA!
HUH?
IMPOSSIBLE!
THE OLD FALLING OUT
OF THE HELICOPTER TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME.
READY TO GO FOR A SPIN?
AND NOW, TO...
CRASH?
NOT A BAD CRASH.
LAUNCHPAD WOULD BE PROUD.
THAT OUGHT TO TEACH HIM
TO MONKEY
WITH DARKWING DUCK.
SPEAKING OF MONKEYS,
WHERE'S DR. BRUTAY?
WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING.
[TARZAN YELL]
I'LL BE STAYING BEHIND.
MY GORILLA FAMILY
NEEDS ME,
AND I NEED THEM.
OH...AH-AH. AHH.
YUCK.
I UNDERSTAND, REALLY.
WELL, GOT TO MAMBO, DOC.
TIME TO GET
BACK TO--WHOA!
WELL, YOU KNEW SOMEONE
HAD TO DO IT.
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
NAH-UH.
IMPOSSIBLE. NO WAY.
A BIG FAT
POSITIVE NEGATIVE.
IN OTHER WORDS--
ARGH!
NO CAN DO.
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T THINK
YOU'LL FIND
THE MISSING APE LADY?
I WON'T BE ABLE TO SHUT
THIS STUBBORN SUITCASE.
AND, FOR
YOUR INFORMATION,
DR. BRUTAY
IS NOT AN APE LADY.
SHE'S
A FAMED ANTHROPOLOGIST.
EMPLOYED BY SHUSH.
WHICH IS WHY SHUSH
CALLED DARKWING DUCK
IN ON THE CASE.
NEVER FEAR. I'LL-
BRING-THEM-BACK-ALIVE
GOSALYN'S HERE.
SORRY, GOSALYN.
YOU'RE NOT GOING.
WHAT?
UH!
I SAID YOU'RE NOT GOING.
NO FAIR.
I KNOW THE MOST
ABOUT JUNGLE LEACHES.
YOU ARE NOT GOING.
THAT'S FINALE,
END OF DISCUSSION.
OHH!
IF YOU THINK THAT
WILL CHANGE MY MIND,
YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.
I AM UNSHAKEN,
UNMOVED, AND--
UNBELIEVABLE.
THIS PLACE
IS TOTALLY TARZAN.
[TARZAN YELL]
IT'S A TOUGH
NEIGHBORHOOD.
NOT TOUGH ENOUGH FOR ME.
SHUSH MADE SURE
WE HAVE THE LATEST
JUNGLE SURVIVAL EQUIPMENT.
THIS MAY LOOK
LIKE AN ORDINARY COCONUT,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
A CLEVERLY DISGUISED BOMB.
TO EXPLODE IT, JUST...
TWIST THE TOP.
OOPS. HERE.
PUSH THAT BUTTON,
AND I'LL TOSS IT OUT.
THIS ONE?
NO.
AAH!
GUESS I SHOULD'VE
BUCKLED UP.
AHH!
AAH!
AT LEAST,
IT WAS A SAFE LANDING.
UM, PERHAPS
I SPOKE TOO SOON.
AAH!
OUCH.
AND DOUBLE OUCH.
HEY,
ARE YOU OK, DAD?
PEACHY. WHERE'D YOU
PARK THE PLANE?
RIGHT OVER--UH-OH!
THEY'RE HURTING MY BABY.
THE NATIVES
ARE GETTING RESTLESS.
WAY COOL.
GOSALYN, GET BACK HERE.
IT'S BETTER
THAN ZOOS.
GET DOWN HERE.
[TARZAN YELL]
WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T MAKE SUDDEN MOVES.
EAT THAT,
AND YOU'RE DEAD MEAT.
HERE'S A NEW WORD
FOR YOU, GOSALYN.
IT'S CALLED DIPLOMACY.
LEARN IT.
YOU SHOULD
KNOCK THAT OFF.
[ROAR]
THIS ISN'T WHAT
YOU THINK IT IS.
IT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE.
AAH! HELP! I'M ABOUT
TO BECOME TWINS.
AAH!
UH-OH.
EW!
MONKEY HAIRS.
THERE'S WRITING IN HERE.
"DR. BEATRICE BRUTAY,
FAMED ANTHRO--
ANTHRO-POL-O-GIST."
WHAT? DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
I CAN'T KEEP IT.
WE FOUND DR. BRUTAY'S
SAFARI HAT.
WE'LL FIND THE REST
OF HER.
IF THERE
IS A REST OF HER.
[CHATTERING]
I'LL BET THOSE APES
ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR DR. BRUTAY'S
DISAPPEARANCE.
OR THEY'RE
HOT FOR HATS.
[GUNSHOTS]
HIT THE DIRT!
BLASTED! THOSE MONKEYS
HAVE ELUDED US AGAIN.
WHO YOU CALLING A MONKEY?
I'M DARKWING DUCK.
DARKWING DUCK, EH?
MMM. PROVE IT!
CERTAINLY.
WATCH THIS.
HYAH!
HOO DOO HEY!
HYAH!
OOH HOO HOO!
UH-OH.
NOT ANOTHER COCONUT.
HMM. I SAY...
THAT'S DARKWING DUCK,
ALL RIGHT.
SO, MAJOR TRENCHROT,
YOU KNEW DR. BRUTAY?
LIKE A SISTER.
I WAS SO FOND OF HER
I WAS PLANNING TO
MAKE HER A PARTNER
IN MY BANANA PLANTATION,
BUT ONE DAY WHILST I WAS
DONATING FREE BANANAS
TO THOSE
UNGRATEFUL APES,
THEY KIDNAPPED HER.
THAT'S THE LAST
ANYONE'S SEEN OF HER.
HEY, MAJOR!
WHAT'S IN HERE?
NOTHING.
UH, I MEAN SOMETHING,
BUT YOU CAN'T GO IN.
WHY?
BECAUSE THAT'S
WHERE WE PEEL BANANAS
AND SOME ARE BASHFUL.
AND BESIDES, WE'VE GOT
TO FIND THOSE GORILLAS
BEFORE DR. BRUTAY'S
HISTORY.
THEY'LL FIND YOU.
THOSE HORRID GORILLAS
ATTACK MY PLANTATION
EVERY NIGHT.
PERFECT! NIGHT IS MY
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY.
HOW DID YOU GET GOSALYN
TO GO TO BED SO EASILY?
THE SECRET
OF GOOD PARENTING
IS LETTING YOUR CHILD
KNOW WHO'S BOSS.
OFFERING MONEY
NEVER HURT.
ARGH! OH! UH!
ALL I NEED ARE
SOME BANANAS FOR BAIT,
AND I'LL HAVE THE
PERFECT GORILLA TRAP.
UH-OH. OHH!
I TOLD YOU
TO STAY AWAY FROM HERE!
OH, YOU MEAN FROM HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
ANOTHER HERE.
I'LL TEACH YOU
TO DISOBEY.
COULD BE GORILLAS.
WHOA! OR
VERY LARGE TERMITES.
GOSALYN?
TRENCHROT?
I DIDN'T DO IT.
WELL, OF COURSE
YOU DIDN'T.
THEN JUST
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO
CATCH GORILLAS?
SHE WAS TRYING
TO CATCH GOR--
WHOA!
YAY! WAY! OH! OH!
YOUR TRAP WORKED,
BUT D.W. ISN'T A GORILLA.
GOSALYN!
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED.
THE AUDACIOUS AVENGER,
MINDFUL OF
MENACING MISDOERS,
KEEPS HIS SENSES TUNED
TO THE NIGHT'S SILENCE.
[GUNSHOTS]
GORILLAS.
AH, DARKWING.
JUST IN TIME.
THOSE MANIACAL MONKEYS ARE
STEALING OUR BANANAS!
WHY WOULD THEY STEAL?
YOU GIVE BANANAS AWAY.
BECAUSE THEY'RE ROTTEN.
THEY'LL TAKE ANYTHING
THAT'S NOT NAILED DOWN.
HOLD IT, TRENCHROT.
THEY'VE GOT GOSALYN.
NO! WATCH OUT FOR MY...
WHOA!
YEAH! HEY!
GORILLA TRAP.
OK. THEY'VE
KIDNAPPED GOSALYN,
AND THEY'VE KIDNAPPED
DR. BRUTAY.
BUT WE'LL FIND THOSE
TREETOP TERRORISTS.
NO ONE MESSES
WITH DARKWING DUCK
AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
UH, D.W.,
THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.
WHAT'S THAT, LAUNCHPAD?
LAUNCHPAD?
BUDDY?
AHEM.
DESPITE THE DISCONCERTING
DISAPPEARANCES,
THE UNDAUNTED DO-GOODER
DEMONSTRATES DARING BY...
DUCKING!
HEE HEE. GULP.
UH, BANANA, ANYONE?
OH, BOY.
WE MAY HAVE
TO FIGHT OUR WAY
OUT OF THIS ONE.
AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERE,
IN A TIME OF CRISIS,
ONE MUST REMAIN COOL,
CALM, AND UNFLAPPABLY CIVIL.
OK, YOU BIG BABOON,
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
WHERE'S GOSALYN?
I DON'T PRACTICE
WHAT I PREACH.
PARENTS CAN DO THAT.
[ROAR]
I THINK
HE'S CHALLENGING YOU.
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE ON
WRESTLING FOR DOLLARS.
THEN, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
SHAPOOTAHOING!
WOOTA HY!
WHOO-HEY!
WHO-WAYBAH. WAH-HA!
IMPRESSED?
[WHAM]
[WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM]
I GUESS THAT'S A NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IF AT FIRST
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
USE YOUR HEAD!
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
USE SOMETHING BIGGER.
EXCUSE ME.
TOODLES.
AT LEAST THIS TIME,
I DIDN'T GET CLOBBERED
WITH COCONUTS.
AHH, DARKWING DUCK,
I PRESUME.
HOW DELIGHTFUL. YOU'RE
JUST IN TIME FOR TEA.
OOH, WITH A SLICE
OF BANANA,
JUST HOW I LIKE IT.
ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I'M DR. BEATRICE BRUTAY.
NICE OUTFIT.
WELL, WHEN IN ROME,
DO AS THE ROMANS.
WHEN IN THE JUNGLE, GO APE.
OOH! CARE TO TRY IT?
DARKWING DUCK
ACT LIKE A MONKEY?
SORRY. NO WAY.
ABSOLUTELY.
POSITIVELY NOT.
[GRRR]
OF COURSE,
ON SECOND THOUGHT...
HOW DID THAT GO AGAIN?
OOH OOH HEE.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
HEY, ABOUT TIME
YOU GOT HERE.
IS THIS WILD OR WHAT?
I'LL OPT FOR OR WHAT.
NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE,
WHAT SAY WE HAVE
A LITTLE CELEBRATION?
BONGO, CONGO, PREPARE
THE PRIMATE PUNCH.
PRIMATE PUNCH?
A MIXTURE OF FRESH
TROPICAL FRUIT JUICES.
I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT
QUITE REFRESHING.
OOH OOH AH AH!
UM, THANKS.
MMM. THAT'S NOT BAD.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
HELP.
OOH OOH HA HA!
OOH YAY YAY YAY!
NO, THANKS. HE'S HAD
ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US.
FORGET IT, GOSALYN.
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
WE'RE HELPING
DR. BRUTAY ESCAPE.
AHH! DID I
SAY I NEED HELP?
YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU COULD USE SOME.
BONGO AND CONGO
ARE HELPING ME FIGHT
THAT CRIMINAL TRENCHROT!
THOSE APES
ARE CRIMINALS.
THEY STOLE
TRENCHROT'S BANANAS.
BANANAS?
OOH OOH. AHH HA HA.
OOH OOH OOH.
AH AH AH AH!
LOOKS LIKE MAJOR TRENCHROT
CERTAINLY PULLED
THE BANANA PEEL
OVER YOUR EYES,
YOUNG MAN.
DO THESE LOOK LIKE BANANAS?
HOLY GUACAMOLE.
KEEN GEAR.
YIPES.
YOU SEE?
TRENCHROT IS STOCKPILING
WEAPONS, NOT BANANAS.
HE WANTS
TO TURN THIS ISLAND
INTO A PLAYGROUND.
IT'S GOOD
FOR A JUNGLE GYM.
NOT THAT KIND.
TRENCHROT'S
PLANNING A VACATION VILLA
FOR VILLAINS.
HMM. A HOTEL
FOR HIT MEN.
I SUPPOSE THESE WEAPONS
ARE FOR ELIMINATING
OPPOSITION, RIGHT?
THEY'RE DOOR PRIZES FOR
HIS FIRST 100 GUESTS.
BEFORE I
CONTACTED SHUSH,
I GOT CAUGHT SNOOPING.
I'D STILL BE A PRISONER
AT THAT PHONY PLANTATION
IF BONGO
HADN'T RESCUED ME.
LOOKS LIKE
TRENCHROT'S MADE
A REAL MONKEY OUT OF ME.
HEH HEH!
JUST AS I HAD HOPED.
HE'S LED US
TO THE GORILLAS' CAMP.
NOW, LET'S SIC 'EM, BOYS.
HA HA HA!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
YOU CAN'T SCARE ME.
THERE'S ONLY FOUR OF YOU,
AND THERE'S...
ONE OF US.
HEE HEE HEE.
SAY CHEESE.
CHEESE!
CHEESE!
CHEESE!
FOOLS, YOU
LET THEM GET AWAY!
THEY MIGHT
HAVE ESCAPED NOW,
BUT IT WON'T BE LONG
UNTIL THEY RUN OUT
OF PLACES TO HIDE.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
OHH! OH!
IT LOOKS LIKE EVIL
HAS TRIUMPHED ONCE AGAIN.
NONSENSE. IT'S NOT OVER
TILL IT'S OVER.
MAYBE WE ARE
HOPELESSLY OUTNUMBERED,
OUTWEAPONED,
AND OUTEVERYTHINGED.
THAT'S NO REASON
TO GIVE UP.
YOU'VE GOT A PLAN?
NO! BUT I'M
WORKING ON ONE.
HMM. NOW LET'S SEE.
YES! YES!
THAT'S IT!
NAH! TOO PEDESTRIAN.
OHH, YES!
N-N-NAH!
PRIMATE PUNCH?
NO, THANKS.
BLOWING UP
IRRITATES MY STOMACH.
LAUNCHPAD,
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
WHAT AN IDEA!
THANKS, D.W.
UH, SO WHAT'S MY IDEA?
WHAT AN IDEA!
SOON COMMON CRIMINALS
WILL BE ABLE TO LIVE
THE LIFE OF LUXURY,
VACATIONING FIVE DAYS
AND SIX GLORIOUS NIGHTS
AT TRENCHROT'S FINE SPA AND
RABBLE-ROUSERS' RETREAT.
AIRFARE NOT INCLUDED.
AHH, IT'S TIME.
READY MY CHOPPER!
WE BEGIN THE FINAL
MONKEY MASSACRE!
[BOMB FALLING]
INCOMING!
INCOMING?
WOW! PRIMATE PUNCH
TO GO.
READY...
AIM...
FIRE!
AAH!
AAH!
HEY, YOU COWARDS!
WAIT FOR ME.
AAH!
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE...
HEY, I'M--I'M NOT FINISHED.
[WHISTLES]
OOH! AHH! OH! UH!
OH, UH, GUH!
OOH!
WHOA!
AS I WAS SAYING...
I AM THE TERROR
FLAPPING IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE FLEA
YOU CANNOT FLICK.
BLAST IT!
OOH!
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
YOU MEAN
YOU'RE CHOPPED DUCK.
AH AH AH!
MUSTN'T PLAY WITH KNIVES.
OH! OH!
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! OH!
HA HA HA!
HUH?
IMPOSSIBLE!
THE OLD FALLING OUT
OF THE HELICOPTER TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME.
READY TO GO FOR A SPIN?
AND NOW, TO...
CRASH?
NOT A BAD CRASH.
LAUNCHPAD WOULD BE PROUD.
THAT OUGHT TO TEACH HIM
TO MONKEY
WITH DARKWING DUCK.
SPEAKING OF MONKEYS,
WHERE'S DR. BRUTAY?
WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING.
[TARZAN YELL]
I'LL BE STAYING BEHIND.
MY GORILLA FAMILY
NEEDS ME,
AND I NEED THEM.
OH...AH-AH. AHH.
YUCK.
I UNDERSTAND, REALLY.
WELL, GOT TO MAMBO, DOC.
TIME TO GET
BACK TO--WHOA!
WELL, YOU KNEW SOMEONE
HAD TO DO IT.