Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 52 - Time and Punishment - full transcript
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
BUT YOU KNOW I
WORK NIGHTS.
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HOME
IN BED HOURS AGO.
AND WALK OUT ON THEBIKER
ZOMBIES FROM WORMWOOD CREEK
MOVIE MARATHON?
NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE!
I WOULDN'T MISS THE SCENE WHERE
THE CHAIN-SAWING CANNIBALS
BEG FOR MERCY FROM THE
SLIMY MUTANT SLUG.
GEE, THIS POPCORN ISN'T
HALF AS TASTY AS IT WAS
A SECOND AGO.
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY IT'S
BEEN SUCH A QUIET NIGHT.
HANG ON!
KEEN GEAR!
WOW!
MEGAVOLT MUST'VE SUCKED OFF
HALF THE CITY'S POWER
TO CHARGE THAT THING.
AND HE'S NOT ALONE--
IT'S THAT LUNATIC
TOY MAKER, QUACKERJACK!
COME ON, TROOPS, LET'S
CAGE THOSE CREEPS.
REALITY CHECK.
WE'RE THE CRIMEFIGHTERS.
YOU'RE THE OBEDIENT
DAUGHTER WHO STAYS PUT
AND OUT OF TROUBLE.
JUST EXACTLY WHAT
REALITY ARE CHECKING?
AH, DAD, DO WE HAVE TO GO
THROUGH THIS AGAIN?
IF SOMETHING
HAPPENED TO YOU,
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'D DO.
OK. I PROMISE I
WON'T GET INVOLVED.
THAT'S MY GIRL.
COME ON, L.P.
WE'VE GOT CONS
TO COLLAR.
RIGHT BEHIND YOU, D.W.
I NEVER PROMISED I
WOULDN'T WATCH.
OK, THE TIME TOP'S ALL
READY TO GO BYE-BYE.
DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
ALL THE WONDERS OF THE
FUTURE WILL BE OURS.
LASER FUSION YO-YOS,
ION SPINNING JUMP ROPES,
PARTICLE BEAM FUZZY BEARS.
ECONOMICAL
ELECTRIC CARS,
MICRON SOLAR CELLS,
ZILLION-WATT LIGHT BULBS
WITH LIFETIME GUARANTEES.
BUT TRAVELING THROUGH TIME
COULD PUT A HOLE IN THE
SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.
WREAK HAVOC WITH HISTORY
AND ABNORMALLY CHANGE THE PAST,
PRESENT, AND FUTURE FOREVER!
ACTUALLY, IT SOUNDS
KIND OF FUN.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
WHERE'S DAD?
AH, GEE, D.W.,
MAYBE NEXT TIME WE COULD
JUST USE THE DOOR.
AND RUIN A GREAT ENTRANCE?
THIS OUGHT TO SLOW 'EM DOWN
UNTIL DAD GETS HERE.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN
THE NIGHT!
ABOUT TIME.
I AM THE BATTERIES
THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED.
I AM DARKWING...
DUCK!
OH, LIKE WE
DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
LET ME OUT.
I'LL MAKE HIM SIZZLE
LIKE SPIT ON A GRIDDLE.
OH, AREN'T WE
SOUNDING FOLKSY.
LISTEN, GOMER, WOULDN'T
FRYING BE MORE FUN
WITH A PLASMA-POWERED
SKILLET FROM THE FUTURE?
WELL, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
THE FUTURE AWAITS!
I HOPE THIS HOLDS.
APPROACHING WITH STYLISH,
YET CAREFUL CAUTION,
THE MIDNIGHT MALLARD
MANEUVERS MYSTERIOUSLY
TOWARDS THE MANGLERS
OF JUSTICE.
COME ON, DAD. SPEED IT UP.
OH, NO! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
NOW THE DUCK OF DOOM
PREPARES TO--
GOSALYN?
OOH. I USED TO STAND IN
LINE TO RIDE LIKE THIS.
WHOA! WAS THAT
AN EARTHQUAKE?
WHO CARES? THIS
IS THE FUTURE.
AND IT'S PLAY TIME!
TO THE TOY FACTORY!
GET REAL, CHUCKLES.
WE'RE STAYING HERE TO TRY OUT
THESE NEW FUSION GENERATORS.
WELL, I SAY WE PUT
IT TO A VOTE.
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
OF THE TOY FACTORY,
SAY "AYE."
AYE.
Doll:
AYE.
NAYS?
NAY.
LOOKS LIKE THE
"AYE'S" HAVE IT.
NO FAIR. HE ALWAYS
SIDES WITH YOU.
WHOA! CHECK IT OUT.
THEY SURE CLEANED THINGS UP.
NOT VERY FRIENDLY
LOOKING, THOUGH.
I TRIED TO SAY I WAS SORRY
BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
OH, NO. IT'S TOO LATE.
SORRY. WE MAKE IT A POINT
NEVER TO GET INVOLVED.
I AM THE TERROR THAT
HUNTS IN THE NIGHT.
DAD?
I AM THE JACKAL THAT
GNAWS AT YOUR BONES.
I'M NOT FINISHED.
I AM DARK WARRIOR DUCK!
MAYBE A YEAR IN THE PEN WILL
TEACH YOU TO USE A CROSSWALK!
JAYWALKER.
HE DOES THAT TO
JAYWALKERS?
AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR
INSURANCE PREMIUMS
WERE HIGH NOW.
WHAT WOULD HE DO TO
REAL CRIMINALS?
LET'S NOT STICK AROUND
TO FIND OUT, SCOUT.
BACK TO THE TIME TOP!
MAYBE DAD'S JUST
HAVING A BAD DAY.
A REALLY BAD DAY.
A STINT IN SOLITARY
OUGHT TO TEACH HIM
SOME RESPECT FOR
TRAFFIC LAWS.
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY
RIGHT TO A TRIAL?
ARE YOU SAYING A JURY
WOULDN'T TAKE MY WORD?
NO, SIR. NOT
AT ALL. SIR.
SUBJECT WITH
BAD HAIRCUT
REPORTED AT CORNER
OF LANKERSHIM AND
MAGNOLIA.
SO, ANOTHER CRIMINAL COIFFURE
ENDANGERING THE SENSIBILITIES
OF DECENT CITIZENS.
AND I BET HE HAS
DANDRUFF TOO.
WAIT, DAD! IT'S ME!
THAT DUCK'S EVEN
CRAZIER THAN WE ARE.
EXTREME PARKING VIOLATIONS.
DARK WARRIOR'S CIVIL CODE
REQUIRES IMPOUNDING VEHICLE
AND INCARCERATING
GUILTY PARTIES.
HE DID IT. HE DID IT.
I WAS ONLY A PASSENGER.
HE WAS DRIVING.
NONSENSE. I COULDN'T
POSSIBLY DRIVE.
I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE.
THEY'RE BOTH GUILTY, BUT I
WAS TAKEN AGAINST MY WILL.
HOW COULD YOU
BLAME ME?
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR
FAULT, FLY BOY.
DAD NEEDS A MAJOR
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.
HE SOUNDS MORE LIKE A
BAD GUY THAN A GOOD GUY.
WHAT? WHERE'D
EVERYTHING GO?
[ HUMMING ]
LAUNCHPAD!
GOSALYN!
IT SURE IS GOOD TO
SEE A FRIENDLY FACE.
WHOA! D.W. ALWAYS SAID
JUNK FOOD WOULD STUNT
YOUR GROWTH,
BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D
BE A LITTLE TALLER.
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN
ALL THESE YEARS?
I HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.
I GOT STUCK ON
QUACKERJACK'S TIME TOP
AND ENDED UP HERE
IN THE FUTURE.
THIS IS THE FUTURE?
NOT YOU YOU, IT ISN'T,
BUT FOR ME IT IS.
WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND HERE?
THE CITY LOOKS LIKE IT'S
JUST BEEN WASHED AND WAXED,
THE STREETS ARE DESERTED,
AND DAD'S ACTING LIKE "NO
BRAIN THE BARBARIAN."
I SLIP AWAY FOR A
COUPLE OF DECADES
AND THE WHOLE TOWN
GOES DOWN THE TUBES.
AND HOW COME YOU'RE
NOT WITH DARKWING?
THAT'S DARK WARRIOR, KIDDO,
AND, WELL, YOU SEE, I'M
NOT HIS SIDEKICK ANYMORE.
WELL, HOW COME? WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, I GUESS
YOU HAPPENED.
OR DIDN'T HAPPEN.
YOU SEE, D.W.
THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY
BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T
LET YOU HELP HIM.
I TRIED TO GET HIM
INTERESTED IN HIS WORK AGAIN
BUT, IT WAS NO USE.
SLICE HIM AND DICE HIM.
HE WAS ALL WASHED UP.
BUT ONE DAY EVERYTHING
TURNED AROUND FOR HIM.
HYAH!
HE REDISCOVERED HIS PURPOSE.
TO PROTECT ST. CANARD
FROM THE FORCES OF EVIL.
IT WAS TIME TO GET
TOUGH. REALLY TOUGH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
BOY, THE CITY LOVED HIM.
HE SCARED EVERY CROOK
OUT OF ST. CANARD.
BUT D.W. SAID THE CITY
WAS STILL IN DANGER.
CEASE AND DESIST, CITIZEN!
EAT THAT AND YOUR
CHOLESTEROL LEVEL IS SHOT!
YOU'RE INVITING A HEART
ATTACK, PAL.
NOW GET HOME AND
STEAM SOME VEGGIES
BEFORE I REALLY
GET MAD!
HE WASN'T DARKWING DUCK ANYMORE.
HE WAS DARK WARRIOR DUCK.
HE SAID I WAS TOO
SOFT ON CRIME.
JUST BECAUSE I THOUGHT
WE SHOULD ARREST CROOKS
BEFORE GIVING THEM
THE ELECTRIC CHAIR.
WELL, I'LL STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT
JUST AS SOON AS I TALK TO HIM.
SO, HOW DO I
TALK TO HIM?
BEATS ME.
NOBODY BUT NOBODY TALKS
TO DARK WARRIOR DUCK.
UNLESS THEY BREAK A LAW!
AND I THOUGHT THIS
WAS GONNA BE HARD.
SEE? WORKED
LIKE A CHARM.
OOH! THAT'S WHAT I
WAS AFRAID OF.
HOW DARE THEY DEFACE MY FACE!
THERE HE GOES,
OVER-REACTING AGAIN.
I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MY
LITTLE SITTING DUCKS.
EAT MISSILE, GRAFFITI HEADS!
THAT'LL TEACH THOSE-- UUUGH!
G-G-G-GOSALYN?
GOSH. THIS SORT OF HURTS.
GOSALYN?
IN THE FLESH. NOW, WHAT
THE HECK IS GOING ON?
MY LITTLE ANGEL IS BACK!
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH I'VE MISSED YOU.
HOW 'BOUT A HUG FOR
YOUR LITTLE SIDEKICK?
OOH, IT'S YOU.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
RUN OUT OF CRIMINALS
TO SYMPATHIZE WITH?
LOOKS LIKE A CLEAR
CASE OF THE 3 Ds--
DEFACEMENT, DESTRUCTION,
AND DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE
CHAIR FOR YOU, MY
EX-COMPADRE.
WILL YOU CHILL OUT, DAD?
I'M THE ONE WHO DID IT.
NONSENSE. YOU WERE AN
INNOCENT, SUBVERTED BY
THE WILDS
OF A CRIMINAL
MASTERMIND.
DAD, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
LAUNCHPAD HERE.
OH, WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.
WELL, PERHAPS I CAN BE
LENIENT THIS TIME.
BOYS! I'LL JUST SENTENCE
HIM TO LIFE AT HARD LABOR.
WHAT?!
BUT, DAD...
NOW WE HAVE TO GET YOU
PROPERLY ATTIRED.
SIDEKICK.
OOOH.
YOU ALWAYS WANTED HIGH
EXPLOSIVES FOR YOUR
BIRTHDAY,
BUT I GAVE YOU DOLLS.
NOW I KNOW YOU
HAVE TO BE TOUGH
TO FACE DOWN CRIME.
UNAUTHORIZED PEDESTRIANS AT THE
CORNER OF MILLER AND BARLEY.
OH, BOY! CURFEW VIOLATORS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU LOOK
AT YOUR WATCH?
I WAS PLAYING WHIFFLE BOY.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME.
WELL, WE BETTER
HURRY BEFORE--
AAAAAH!
AAAAAH!
DON'T YOU KNOW ALL
LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS
ARE IN BED BY NOW?
SURE. WE WERE JUST GETTING A
GLASS OF WATER, THAT'S ALL.
OF COURSE.
YEAH, SHE SAW ME.
8:00 BEDTIME-- BUMMER.
SOUNDS LIKE DAD, THOUGH.
I SUPPOSE I COULD LET
YOU OFF EASY THIS TIME,
IF YOU PROMISE NEVER
TO DO IT AGAIN.
OH, NO. WE'D NEVER, EVER.
NEVER. I PROMISE.
TRICK QUESTION. HA-HA!
NO ONE GETS OFF EASY
IN ST. CANARD.
TAKE 'EM AWAY!
PROTECTING ST. CANARD
IS A TOUGH JOB.
THE OLD DARKWING DUCK
COULDN'T HACK IT.
THAT'S WHEN DARK WARRIOR
DUCK CAME TO TOWN.
SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE
YOUR UNIFORM?
I DON'T THINK THIS
IS GONNA WORK OUT.
OF COURSE IT WILL.
WITH YOU AS MY SIDEKICK,
THE VERMIN OF THIS CITY
WON'T DARE TWITCH A WHISKER.
WE'LL HUNT 'EM DOWN,
SMASH THEIR PLANS,
AND TEAR 'EM LIMB FROM LIMB.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT GETTING
INTO THE SPIRIT OF THIS, GOS.
DAD, I CAN'T MOVE.
OK, IT NEEDS A LITTLE
TAILORING. SO SUE ME.
DAD, YOU'RE OBSESSING.
I MEAN YOU WERE ALWAYS A LITTLE
AMPED ON CRIME FIGHTING,
BUT NOW YOU DON'T TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED
ME WHY I HAVEN'T GROWN.
I ASSUMED IT WAS
THE JUNK FOOD.
IT WAS QUACKERJACK AND
MEGAVOLT'S TIME TOP.
I ACCIDENTALLY HITCHED A
RIDE TO THE FUTURE.
MEGAVOLT AND
QUACKERJACK HERE?
THAT'S GREAT!
FINALLY, A CHALLENGE!
SURE, IT'S IMPORTANT TO CONTINUE
MY FIGHT AGAINST TOOTH DECAY
AND THE PEOPLE WHO TEAR THE
LITTLE TAGS OFF PILLOWS.
BUT REAL LIVE SUPERVILLAINS--
LAUNCH A FULL-SCALE SEARCH
FOR QUACKERJACK AND MEGA--
THE SUSPECTS HAVE ALREADY
BEEN INCARCERATED, SIR.
WHAT? YOU CAUGHT
THEM ALREADY?
BUT I WANTED TO.
SHALL WE DESTROY THEIR
VEHICLE, SIR?
YEAH. FINE. SURE, WHATEVER.
NO! THAT'S THEIR
TIME MACHINE.
THIS SOLVES EVERYTHING.
THEY CAN TAKE ME BACK
SO IT'LL BE LIKE
I NEVER LEFT.
AND THEN YOU WON'T
THINK I RAN AWAY
AND WON'T GO NUTS.
LAUNCHPAD WON'T
BE IN JAIL
AND ALL OF ST. CANARD'LL
GO BACK THE WAY IT WAS.
LET'S GO.
COME ON, DAD.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT--
YOU WANT ME TO RELEASE
TWO KNOWN CRIMINALS,
GIVE THEM AN INCREDIBLY
POWERFUL VEHICLE,
AND LET THEM TRASH HISTORY
SO THAT I, DARK
WARRIOR DUCK,
WILL NEVER EVEN EXIST?
AH, I GUESS.
I DON'T THINK SO.
JUST THINK OF IT--
A TIME MACHINE
CAPABLE OF TAKING ME
ANYWHERE IN HISTORY.
I CAN LOCK UP CRIMINALS
BEFORE THEY COMMIT CRIMES.
BANKS WILL BE SAFE. DRUG
STORES WILL GO UNROBBED.
AND NO ONE WILL GET AWAY WITH
NOT BRUSHING AFTER EVERY MEAL.
HA-HA-HA-HA!
BUT WAIT! WHY STOP THERE?
I'LL GO BACK TO
ANCIENT BABYLON,
WHERE LAWS WERE
FIRST WRITTEN DOWN.
THEN I CAN MAKE SURE TO
GET OFF TO A GOOD START.
FOR STEALING AN OX,
THE PENALTY IS DEATH!
COVETING WIVES-- DEATH!
STEALING GRAIN-- DEATH!
TRACKING MUD THROUGH
THE KITCHEN-- DEATH!
BEING CRANKY IN THE
MORNING-- DEATH!
NO, NO. EVEN BETTER, I'LL
GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING
WHEN THE FIRST PROTOPLAST
WAS JUST CONSIDERING
TAKING HIS FIRST
BREATH OF AIR.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PAL.
NOT ANOTHER INCH UNTIL WE
GET A FEW RULES STRAIGHT.
LET'S FIGURE OUT HOW TO
GET THIS BABY CRANKING.
PITY THE KID WENT BAD.
WE WOULD'VE MADE
A GREAT TEAM.
AND I USED TO GRIPE WHEN
HE SENT ME TO MY ROOM.
WHAT DID ALL THESE PEOPLE
DO TO GET LOCKED UP?
OH, THE USUAL STUFF--
TRAFFIC VIOLATORS,
LAWYERS, PLUMBERS,
RUDE SUPERMARKET CLERKS,
CARTOON PRODUCERS--
WHO'S THAT?
MRS. MILDEW.
SHE FLUNKED D.W.
IN PENMANSHIP.
WELL, AT LEAST HE HAS SOME
SENSE OF JUSTICE LEFT.
STILL, THAT DOESN'T
EXCUSE ALL THIS.
I SAY WE BUST OUT OF HERE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? CHICKEN?
IT'S SAFER IN HERE
THAN OUT THERE WITH
DARK WARRIOR DUCK.
TELL MR. ELECTRO
FACE THAT I'M STILL
NOT TALKING TO HIM.
HE'S NOT SPEAKING TO YOU.
OH, YEAH? WELL, TELL
HIM I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO STOPPED THE TIME TOP
IN A NO-PARKING ZONE.
THE TIME TOP-- RIGHT!
THAT'S OUR TICKET
OUT OF THIS MESS.
OK, WE ALL HAVE TO
WORK TOGETHER.
WE CAN USE THE TIME TOP
TO FIX THINGS SO THIS
NEVER HAPPENED.
QUACKERJACK, CAN'T YOUR TOY
TEETH CHEW THROUGH THESE BARS?
THOSE NASTY ROBOTS TOOK
ALL MY TOYS
WHEN THEY DRAINED
MEGAVOLT OF HIS POWER.
WILL THESE DO?
I GOTTA REMEMBER TO
START FLOSSING WHEN
I GET BACK.
WELL, HERE GOES.
[ ALARM BUZZES ]
WHAT'S THAT?!
ESCAPE ATTEMPT, SIR.
WELL, SEND OUT A
SQUAD OF MY ROBOTS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED
WHILE I'M RESTRUCTURING
HISTORY IN MY OWN IMAGE.
BRING ON THE DARK
WARRIOR DUNCE NOW!
I'LL CHARBROIL HIM!
OH? REALLY?
BOY, CAN'T THAT
GUY TAKE A JOKE?
ALL RIGHT, JUST
HOLD IT.
THIS ISN'T YOU.
I THINK THAT INSIDE
YOU'RE STILL
DARKWING DUCK.
AND YOU'RE STILL MY DAD.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF
YOUR OLD GAS GUN!
GAS GUN?!
I HAVEN'T USED
THE GAS GUN IN YEARS!
GULP
I SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED YOU
AS A BAD EGG FROM THE START.
YOU NEVER CLEANED YOUR ROOM,
NEVER HELPED WITH THE DISHES,
NEVER DID WELL IN SCHOOL.
IF THAT ISN'T A LIST OF
CRIMINAL TENDENCIES,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
THERE'S NO REASON WHY I
SHOULDN'T BLAST YOU INTO
A SMUDGE.
BUT I-I-I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
HEY, NO USE TAKING CHANCES.
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T
DO IT, DAD.
I'D GET GOING IF I WAS YOU.
HE MAY BE SMILING NOW,
BUT HE WON'T BE WHEN
HE WAKES UP.
DON'T WORRY. ONCE I GET
BACK TO MY OWN TIME,
NONE OF THIS WILL
HAVE EVER HAPPENED.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S A GOOD
IDEA TO TAKE THEM ALONG?
AFTER ALL, THEY'RE
HARDENED CRIMINALS.
MAYBE THEY SHOULD
STAY LOCKED UP HERE.
PLEASE, PLEASE
TAKE ME.
IF THERE'S ONE THING
THIS HAS TAUGHT ME,
IT'S THAT EVERY PERSON DESERVES
THE BENEFIT OF A DOUBT.
BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING.
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU WENT,
BUT YOU'LL BE SORRY
YOU CAME BACK.
YAAAAA!
DARK WARRIOR?
OH, PERFECT.
GONE FIVE MINUTES
AND MY OWN DAUGHTER
FORGETS MY NAME.
JUST LIKE SHE FORGOT SHE WAS
SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE
RATCATCHER.
LAUNCHPAD!
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH
YOU, YOUNG LADY.
YOU ARE GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH.
NO PROBLEM, DAD. THAT KIND
OF JUSTICE I CAN HANDLE.
NOW DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.
I...DO...AH...
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
BUT YOU KNOW I
WORK NIGHTS.
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HOME
IN BED HOURS AGO.
AND WALK OUT ON THEBIKER
ZOMBIES FROM WORMWOOD CREEK
MOVIE MARATHON?
NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE!
I WOULDN'T MISS THE SCENE WHERE
THE CHAIN-SAWING CANNIBALS
BEG FOR MERCY FROM THE
SLIMY MUTANT SLUG.
GEE, THIS POPCORN ISN'T
HALF AS TASTY AS IT WAS
A SECOND AGO.
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY IT'S
BEEN SUCH A QUIET NIGHT.
HANG ON!
KEEN GEAR!
WOW!
MEGAVOLT MUST'VE SUCKED OFF
HALF THE CITY'S POWER
TO CHARGE THAT THING.
AND HE'S NOT ALONE--
IT'S THAT LUNATIC
TOY MAKER, QUACKERJACK!
COME ON, TROOPS, LET'S
CAGE THOSE CREEPS.
REALITY CHECK.
WE'RE THE CRIMEFIGHTERS.
YOU'RE THE OBEDIENT
DAUGHTER WHO STAYS PUT
AND OUT OF TROUBLE.
JUST EXACTLY WHAT
REALITY ARE CHECKING?
AH, DAD, DO WE HAVE TO GO
THROUGH THIS AGAIN?
IF SOMETHING
HAPPENED TO YOU,
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'D DO.
OK. I PROMISE I
WON'T GET INVOLVED.
THAT'S MY GIRL.
COME ON, L.P.
WE'VE GOT CONS
TO COLLAR.
RIGHT BEHIND YOU, D.W.
I NEVER PROMISED I
WOULDN'T WATCH.
OK, THE TIME TOP'S ALL
READY TO GO BYE-BYE.
DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT THIS MEANS?
ALL THE WONDERS OF THE
FUTURE WILL BE OURS.
LASER FUSION YO-YOS,
ION SPINNING JUMP ROPES,
PARTICLE BEAM FUZZY BEARS.
ECONOMICAL
ELECTRIC CARS,
MICRON SOLAR CELLS,
ZILLION-WATT LIGHT BULBS
WITH LIFETIME GUARANTEES.
BUT TRAVELING THROUGH TIME
COULD PUT A HOLE IN THE
SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.
WREAK HAVOC WITH HISTORY
AND ABNORMALLY CHANGE THE PAST,
PRESENT, AND FUTURE FOREVER!
ACTUALLY, IT SOUNDS
KIND OF FUN.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
WHERE'S DAD?
AH, GEE, D.W.,
MAYBE NEXT TIME WE COULD
JUST USE THE DOOR.
AND RUIN A GREAT ENTRANCE?
THIS OUGHT TO SLOW 'EM DOWN
UNTIL DAD GETS HERE.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN
THE NIGHT!
ABOUT TIME.
I AM THE BATTERIES
THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED.
I AM DARKWING...
DUCK!
OH, LIKE WE
DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
LET ME OUT.
I'LL MAKE HIM SIZZLE
LIKE SPIT ON A GRIDDLE.
OH, AREN'T WE
SOUNDING FOLKSY.
LISTEN, GOMER, WOULDN'T
FRYING BE MORE FUN
WITH A PLASMA-POWERED
SKILLET FROM THE FUTURE?
WELL, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?
THE FUTURE AWAITS!
I HOPE THIS HOLDS.
APPROACHING WITH STYLISH,
YET CAREFUL CAUTION,
THE MIDNIGHT MALLARD
MANEUVERS MYSTERIOUSLY
TOWARDS THE MANGLERS
OF JUSTICE.
COME ON, DAD. SPEED IT UP.
OH, NO! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
NOW THE DUCK OF DOOM
PREPARES TO--
GOSALYN?
OOH. I USED TO STAND IN
LINE TO RIDE LIKE THIS.
WHOA! WAS THAT
AN EARTHQUAKE?
WHO CARES? THIS
IS THE FUTURE.
AND IT'S PLAY TIME!
TO THE TOY FACTORY!
GET REAL, CHUCKLES.
WE'RE STAYING HERE TO TRY OUT
THESE NEW FUSION GENERATORS.
WELL, I SAY WE PUT
IT TO A VOTE.
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
OF THE TOY FACTORY,
SAY "AYE."
AYE.
Doll:
AYE.
NAYS?
NAY.
LOOKS LIKE THE
"AYE'S" HAVE IT.
NO FAIR. HE ALWAYS
SIDES WITH YOU.
WHOA! CHECK IT OUT.
THEY SURE CLEANED THINGS UP.
NOT VERY FRIENDLY
LOOKING, THOUGH.
I TRIED TO SAY I WAS SORRY
BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
OH, NO. IT'S TOO LATE.
SORRY. WE MAKE IT A POINT
NEVER TO GET INVOLVED.
I AM THE TERROR THAT
HUNTS IN THE NIGHT.
DAD?
I AM THE JACKAL THAT
GNAWS AT YOUR BONES.
I'M NOT FINISHED.
I AM DARK WARRIOR DUCK!
MAYBE A YEAR IN THE PEN WILL
TEACH YOU TO USE A CROSSWALK!
JAYWALKER.
HE DOES THAT TO
JAYWALKERS?
AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR
INSURANCE PREMIUMS
WERE HIGH NOW.
WHAT WOULD HE DO TO
REAL CRIMINALS?
LET'S NOT STICK AROUND
TO FIND OUT, SCOUT.
BACK TO THE TIME TOP!
MAYBE DAD'S JUST
HAVING A BAD DAY.
A REALLY BAD DAY.
A STINT IN SOLITARY
OUGHT TO TEACH HIM
SOME RESPECT FOR
TRAFFIC LAWS.
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY
RIGHT TO A TRIAL?
ARE YOU SAYING A JURY
WOULDN'T TAKE MY WORD?
NO, SIR. NOT
AT ALL. SIR.
SUBJECT WITH
BAD HAIRCUT
REPORTED AT CORNER
OF LANKERSHIM AND
MAGNOLIA.
SO, ANOTHER CRIMINAL COIFFURE
ENDANGERING THE SENSIBILITIES
OF DECENT CITIZENS.
AND I BET HE HAS
DANDRUFF TOO.
WAIT, DAD! IT'S ME!
THAT DUCK'S EVEN
CRAZIER THAN WE ARE.
EXTREME PARKING VIOLATIONS.
DARK WARRIOR'S CIVIL CODE
REQUIRES IMPOUNDING VEHICLE
AND INCARCERATING
GUILTY PARTIES.
HE DID IT. HE DID IT.
I WAS ONLY A PASSENGER.
HE WAS DRIVING.
NONSENSE. I COULDN'T
POSSIBLY DRIVE.
I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE.
THEY'RE BOTH GUILTY, BUT I
WAS TAKEN AGAINST MY WILL.
HOW COULD YOU
BLAME ME?
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR
FAULT, FLY BOY.
DAD NEEDS A MAJOR
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.
HE SOUNDS MORE LIKE A
BAD GUY THAN A GOOD GUY.
WHAT? WHERE'D
EVERYTHING GO?
[ HUMMING ]
LAUNCHPAD!
GOSALYN!
IT SURE IS GOOD TO
SEE A FRIENDLY FACE.
WHOA! D.W. ALWAYS SAID
JUNK FOOD WOULD STUNT
YOUR GROWTH,
BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D
BE A LITTLE TALLER.
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN
ALL THESE YEARS?
I HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.
I GOT STUCK ON
QUACKERJACK'S TIME TOP
AND ENDED UP HERE
IN THE FUTURE.
THIS IS THE FUTURE?
NOT YOU YOU, IT ISN'T,
BUT FOR ME IT IS.
WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND HERE?
THE CITY LOOKS LIKE IT'S
JUST BEEN WASHED AND WAXED,
THE STREETS ARE DESERTED,
AND DAD'S ACTING LIKE "NO
BRAIN THE BARBARIAN."
I SLIP AWAY FOR A
COUPLE OF DECADES
AND THE WHOLE TOWN
GOES DOWN THE TUBES.
AND HOW COME YOU'RE
NOT WITH DARKWING?
THAT'S DARK WARRIOR, KIDDO,
AND, WELL, YOU SEE, I'M
NOT HIS SIDEKICK ANYMORE.
WELL, HOW COME? WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, I GUESS
YOU HAPPENED.
OR DIDN'T HAPPEN.
YOU SEE, D.W.
THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY
BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T
LET YOU HELP HIM.
I TRIED TO GET HIM
INTERESTED IN HIS WORK AGAIN
BUT, IT WAS NO USE.
SLICE HIM AND DICE HIM.
HE WAS ALL WASHED UP.
BUT ONE DAY EVERYTHING
TURNED AROUND FOR HIM.
HYAH!
HE REDISCOVERED HIS PURPOSE.
TO PROTECT ST. CANARD
FROM THE FORCES OF EVIL.
IT WAS TIME TO GET
TOUGH. REALLY TOUGH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
BOY, THE CITY LOVED HIM.
HE SCARED EVERY CROOK
OUT OF ST. CANARD.
BUT D.W. SAID THE CITY
WAS STILL IN DANGER.
CEASE AND DESIST, CITIZEN!
EAT THAT AND YOUR
CHOLESTEROL LEVEL IS SHOT!
YOU'RE INVITING A HEART
ATTACK, PAL.
NOW GET HOME AND
STEAM SOME VEGGIES
BEFORE I REALLY
GET MAD!
HE WASN'T DARKWING DUCK ANYMORE.
HE WAS DARK WARRIOR DUCK.
HE SAID I WAS TOO
SOFT ON CRIME.
JUST BECAUSE I THOUGHT
WE SHOULD ARREST CROOKS
BEFORE GIVING THEM
THE ELECTRIC CHAIR.
WELL, I'LL STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT
JUST AS SOON AS I TALK TO HIM.
SO, HOW DO I
TALK TO HIM?
BEATS ME.
NOBODY BUT NOBODY TALKS
TO DARK WARRIOR DUCK.
UNLESS THEY BREAK A LAW!
AND I THOUGHT THIS
WAS GONNA BE HARD.
SEE? WORKED
LIKE A CHARM.
OOH! THAT'S WHAT I
WAS AFRAID OF.
HOW DARE THEY DEFACE MY FACE!
THERE HE GOES,
OVER-REACTING AGAIN.
I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MY
LITTLE SITTING DUCKS.
EAT MISSILE, GRAFFITI HEADS!
THAT'LL TEACH THOSE-- UUUGH!
G-G-G-GOSALYN?
GOSH. THIS SORT OF HURTS.
GOSALYN?
IN THE FLESH. NOW, WHAT
THE HECK IS GOING ON?
MY LITTLE ANGEL IS BACK!
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH I'VE MISSED YOU.
HOW 'BOUT A HUG FOR
YOUR LITTLE SIDEKICK?
OOH, IT'S YOU.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
RUN OUT OF CRIMINALS
TO SYMPATHIZE WITH?
LOOKS LIKE A CLEAR
CASE OF THE 3 Ds--
DEFACEMENT, DESTRUCTION,
AND DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE
CHAIR FOR YOU, MY
EX-COMPADRE.
WILL YOU CHILL OUT, DAD?
I'M THE ONE WHO DID IT.
NONSENSE. YOU WERE AN
INNOCENT, SUBVERTED BY
THE WILDS
OF A CRIMINAL
MASTERMIND.
DAD, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
LAUNCHPAD HERE.
OH, WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.
WELL, PERHAPS I CAN BE
LENIENT THIS TIME.
BOYS! I'LL JUST SENTENCE
HIM TO LIFE AT HARD LABOR.
WHAT?!
BUT, DAD...
NOW WE HAVE TO GET YOU
PROPERLY ATTIRED.
SIDEKICK.
OOOH.
YOU ALWAYS WANTED HIGH
EXPLOSIVES FOR YOUR
BIRTHDAY,
BUT I GAVE YOU DOLLS.
NOW I KNOW YOU
HAVE TO BE TOUGH
TO FACE DOWN CRIME.
UNAUTHORIZED PEDESTRIANS AT THE
CORNER OF MILLER AND BARLEY.
OH, BOY! CURFEW VIOLATORS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU LOOK
AT YOUR WATCH?
I WAS PLAYING WHIFFLE BOY.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME.
WELL, WE BETTER
HURRY BEFORE--
AAAAAH!
AAAAAH!
DON'T YOU KNOW ALL
LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS
ARE IN BED BY NOW?
SURE. WE WERE JUST GETTING A
GLASS OF WATER, THAT'S ALL.
OF COURSE.
YEAH, SHE SAW ME.
8:00 BEDTIME-- BUMMER.
SOUNDS LIKE DAD, THOUGH.
I SUPPOSE I COULD LET
YOU OFF EASY THIS TIME,
IF YOU PROMISE NEVER
TO DO IT AGAIN.
OH, NO. WE'D NEVER, EVER.
NEVER. I PROMISE.
TRICK QUESTION. HA-HA!
NO ONE GETS OFF EASY
IN ST. CANARD.
TAKE 'EM AWAY!
PROTECTING ST. CANARD
IS A TOUGH JOB.
THE OLD DARKWING DUCK
COULDN'T HACK IT.
THAT'S WHEN DARK WARRIOR
DUCK CAME TO TOWN.
SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE
YOUR UNIFORM?
I DON'T THINK THIS
IS GONNA WORK OUT.
OF COURSE IT WILL.
WITH YOU AS MY SIDEKICK,
THE VERMIN OF THIS CITY
WON'T DARE TWITCH A WHISKER.
WE'LL HUNT 'EM DOWN,
SMASH THEIR PLANS,
AND TEAR 'EM LIMB FROM LIMB.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT GETTING
INTO THE SPIRIT OF THIS, GOS.
DAD, I CAN'T MOVE.
OK, IT NEEDS A LITTLE
TAILORING. SO SUE ME.
DAD, YOU'RE OBSESSING.
I MEAN YOU WERE ALWAYS A LITTLE
AMPED ON CRIME FIGHTING,
BUT NOW YOU DON'T TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED
ME WHY I HAVEN'T GROWN.
I ASSUMED IT WAS
THE JUNK FOOD.
IT WAS QUACKERJACK AND
MEGAVOLT'S TIME TOP.
I ACCIDENTALLY HITCHED A
RIDE TO THE FUTURE.
MEGAVOLT AND
QUACKERJACK HERE?
THAT'S GREAT!
FINALLY, A CHALLENGE!
SURE, IT'S IMPORTANT TO CONTINUE
MY FIGHT AGAINST TOOTH DECAY
AND THE PEOPLE WHO TEAR THE
LITTLE TAGS OFF PILLOWS.
BUT REAL LIVE SUPERVILLAINS--
LAUNCH A FULL-SCALE SEARCH
FOR QUACKERJACK AND MEGA--
THE SUSPECTS HAVE ALREADY
BEEN INCARCERATED, SIR.
WHAT? YOU CAUGHT
THEM ALREADY?
BUT I WANTED TO.
SHALL WE DESTROY THEIR
VEHICLE, SIR?
YEAH. FINE. SURE, WHATEVER.
NO! THAT'S THEIR
TIME MACHINE.
THIS SOLVES EVERYTHING.
THEY CAN TAKE ME BACK
SO IT'LL BE LIKE
I NEVER LEFT.
AND THEN YOU WON'T
THINK I RAN AWAY
AND WON'T GO NUTS.
LAUNCHPAD WON'T
BE IN JAIL
AND ALL OF ST. CANARD'LL
GO BACK THE WAY IT WAS.
LET'S GO.
COME ON, DAD.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT--
YOU WANT ME TO RELEASE
TWO KNOWN CRIMINALS,
GIVE THEM AN INCREDIBLY
POWERFUL VEHICLE,
AND LET THEM TRASH HISTORY
SO THAT I, DARK
WARRIOR DUCK,
WILL NEVER EVEN EXIST?
AH, I GUESS.
I DON'T THINK SO.
JUST THINK OF IT--
A TIME MACHINE
CAPABLE OF TAKING ME
ANYWHERE IN HISTORY.
I CAN LOCK UP CRIMINALS
BEFORE THEY COMMIT CRIMES.
BANKS WILL BE SAFE. DRUG
STORES WILL GO UNROBBED.
AND NO ONE WILL GET AWAY WITH
NOT BRUSHING AFTER EVERY MEAL.
HA-HA-HA-HA!
BUT WAIT! WHY STOP THERE?
I'LL GO BACK TO
ANCIENT BABYLON,
WHERE LAWS WERE
FIRST WRITTEN DOWN.
THEN I CAN MAKE SURE TO
GET OFF TO A GOOD START.
FOR STEALING AN OX,
THE PENALTY IS DEATH!
COVETING WIVES-- DEATH!
STEALING GRAIN-- DEATH!
TRACKING MUD THROUGH
THE KITCHEN-- DEATH!
BEING CRANKY IN THE
MORNING-- DEATH!
NO, NO. EVEN BETTER, I'LL
GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING
WHEN THE FIRST PROTOPLAST
WAS JUST CONSIDERING
TAKING HIS FIRST
BREATH OF AIR.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PAL.
NOT ANOTHER INCH UNTIL WE
GET A FEW RULES STRAIGHT.
LET'S FIGURE OUT HOW TO
GET THIS BABY CRANKING.
PITY THE KID WENT BAD.
WE WOULD'VE MADE
A GREAT TEAM.
AND I USED TO GRIPE WHEN
HE SENT ME TO MY ROOM.
WHAT DID ALL THESE PEOPLE
DO TO GET LOCKED UP?
OH, THE USUAL STUFF--
TRAFFIC VIOLATORS,
LAWYERS, PLUMBERS,
RUDE SUPERMARKET CLERKS,
CARTOON PRODUCERS--
WHO'S THAT?
MRS. MILDEW.
SHE FLUNKED D.W.
IN PENMANSHIP.
WELL, AT LEAST HE HAS SOME
SENSE OF JUSTICE LEFT.
STILL, THAT DOESN'T
EXCUSE ALL THIS.
I SAY WE BUST OUT OF HERE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? CHICKEN?
IT'S SAFER IN HERE
THAN OUT THERE WITH
DARK WARRIOR DUCK.
TELL MR. ELECTRO
FACE THAT I'M STILL
NOT TALKING TO HIM.
HE'S NOT SPEAKING TO YOU.
OH, YEAH? WELL, TELL
HIM I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO STOPPED THE TIME TOP
IN A NO-PARKING ZONE.
THE TIME TOP-- RIGHT!
THAT'S OUR TICKET
OUT OF THIS MESS.
OK, WE ALL HAVE TO
WORK TOGETHER.
WE CAN USE THE TIME TOP
TO FIX THINGS SO THIS
NEVER HAPPENED.
QUACKERJACK, CAN'T YOUR TOY
TEETH CHEW THROUGH THESE BARS?
THOSE NASTY ROBOTS TOOK
ALL MY TOYS
WHEN THEY DRAINED
MEGAVOLT OF HIS POWER.
WILL THESE DO?
I GOTTA REMEMBER TO
START FLOSSING WHEN
I GET BACK.
WELL, HERE GOES.
[ ALARM BUZZES ]
WHAT'S THAT?!
ESCAPE ATTEMPT, SIR.
WELL, SEND OUT A
SQUAD OF MY ROBOTS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED
WHILE I'M RESTRUCTURING
HISTORY IN MY OWN IMAGE.
BRING ON THE DARK
WARRIOR DUNCE NOW!
I'LL CHARBROIL HIM!
OH? REALLY?
BOY, CAN'T THAT
GUY TAKE A JOKE?
ALL RIGHT, JUST
HOLD IT.
THIS ISN'T YOU.
I THINK THAT INSIDE
YOU'RE STILL
DARKWING DUCK.
AND YOU'RE STILL MY DAD.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF
YOUR OLD GAS GUN!
GAS GUN?!
I HAVEN'T USED
THE GAS GUN IN YEARS!
GULP
I SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED YOU
AS A BAD EGG FROM THE START.
YOU NEVER CLEANED YOUR ROOM,
NEVER HELPED WITH THE DISHES,
NEVER DID WELL IN SCHOOL.
IF THAT ISN'T A LIST OF
CRIMINAL TENDENCIES,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
THERE'S NO REASON WHY I
SHOULDN'T BLAST YOU INTO
A SMUDGE.
BUT I-I-I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
HEY, NO USE TAKING CHANCES.
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T
DO IT, DAD.
I'D GET GOING IF I WAS YOU.
HE MAY BE SMILING NOW,
BUT HE WON'T BE WHEN
HE WAKES UP.
DON'T WORRY. ONCE I GET
BACK TO MY OWN TIME,
NONE OF THIS WILL
HAVE EVER HAPPENED.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S A GOOD
IDEA TO TAKE THEM ALONG?
AFTER ALL, THEY'RE
HARDENED CRIMINALS.
MAYBE THEY SHOULD
STAY LOCKED UP HERE.
PLEASE, PLEASE
TAKE ME.
IF THERE'S ONE THING
THIS HAS TAUGHT ME,
IT'S THAT EVERY PERSON DESERVES
THE BENEFIT OF A DOUBT.
BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING.
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU WENT,
BUT YOU'LL BE SORRY
YOU CAME BACK.
YAAAAA!
DARK WARRIOR?
OH, PERFECT.
GONE FIVE MINUTES
AND MY OWN DAUGHTER
FORGETS MY NAME.
JUST LIKE SHE FORGOT SHE WAS
SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE
RATCATCHER.
LAUNCHPAD!
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH
YOU, YOUNG LADY.
YOU ARE GROUNDED
FOR A MONTH.
NO PROBLEM, DAD. THAT KIND
OF JUSTICE I CAN HANDLE.
NOW DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.
I...DO...AH...