Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 47 - Dead Duck - full transcript
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
THERE'S MEGAVOLT! HEADING
SOUTH ON NORTH STREET.
THAT OVER-RATED,
OVER-DRESSED CRIME FIGHTER
ISN'T GONNA SHORT
CIRCUIT MY SCHEME.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SOCK IT TO THAT
SOCKET-HEADED SIMPLETON.
HE'S HEADED INTO ANDY'S
ANVIL FACTORY.
I GOTTA A BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
WHY COULDN'T IT BE A
PILLOW FACTORY?
JUST ONCE?
THE DUCK HASN'T BEEN
HATCHED WHO CAN STOP ME.
THERE'S NOTHING I
CAN'T DO. HA-HA-HA.
WHY, THAT ELECTRONIC EGOMANIAC--
I BET YOU CAN'T DO THIS--
HA! ANY IDIOT CAN DO THAT.
OH, OOOH!
OK, SO IT JUST PROVES
I'M NOT ANY IDIOT.
IT'S ALL OVER, MEGAVOLT.
YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.
OH, YEAH? THAT SHOWS
WHAT YOU KNOW.
THERE'S A GOOD 20
MINUTES LEFT.
RUINED A PERFECTLY
GOOD HELMET.
THAT HEAD'S NOT LOOKING
TOO GREAT, EITHER.
HATE TO RUN, BUT CRIME
WAITS FOR NO MAN.
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
WAIT! WE CAN'T
GO ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE NOT WEARING
A HELMET.
AN ANVIL FELL ON IT AND
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET
A NEW ONE.
DRIVING WITHOUT A HELMET--
THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
DON'T WORRY, LAUNCHPAD.
I'LL BE CAREFUL.
PEOPLE LOOK
UP TO YOU.
WHAT IF SOMEONE SAW
YOU NOT WEARING A
HELMET--
LAUNCHPAD! GIVE IT A REST!
WHERE'D HE GO?
HE WENT THAT WAY, BUT WE
ARE GOING THAT WAY!
KIDS, DON'T TRY
THIS AT HOME.
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
I'D EXPECTED CRASHING HEAD
FIRST THROUGH A BRICK WALL
WOULD BE MORE PAINFUL.
YAAAAA!
SOMEBODY BETTER GET
THAT HOLE FIXED
OR SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE A
LAWSUIT ON THEIR HANDS.
WHERE AM I, ANYWAY?
JUDGING FROM THE LONG LINES,
I'D SAY THIS MUST BE SOME
SORT OF THEME PARK.
WHAT IN THE DEVIL
IS GOING ON?
DARKWING DUCK?
BOY! AM I THRILLED TO MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE OR WHAT?
AH, WHO ARE YOU
AND WHERE AM I?
ME? WHY I'M...
YOU ARE?
AND THIS IS...
IT IS?!
YOU GOT IT.
HEY, USED CAR SALESMAN,
WILL YOU MOVE IT?
MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME
HOW I GET OUT OF HERE.
OUT OF HERE? THAT'S
A GOOD ONE. HA HA.
YOU DON'T. THAT'S
THE ANSWER.
HEY, ETERNITY'S WAITING AND I
AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, HUH?
YAAAAAA!
GETTING YOU ON THE GUEST LIST IS
GONNA LOOK GREAT ON MY RESUME.
HEY, WAIT. WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN HANG AROUND HERE.
HEY, YOU CAN'T JUST
WALK OUT OF HERE.
WE GOT RULES AND
REGULATIONS, YOU KNOW.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
HEY, GET BACK IN LINE!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
SORRY, LUCIFER, BUT I WOULDN'T
BE CAUGHT DEAD DOWN HERE.
OPEN UP! OPEN UP
OR I'LL SUE!
AND I'VE GOT THE BEST
ATTORNEYS AROUND.
YES, SIR. MAY I
HELP YOU?
YOU'RE MR. DARKWING,
ARE YOU NOT?
YEAH, AND I SEEM TO
BE A LITTLE LOST.
I'LL JUST CHECK THE
RESERVATIONS.
LET ME SEE-- DA VINCI,
DARWIN, DURANTE--
THIS IS HIGHLY PECULIAR.
THERE'S NO RECORD OF
A DARKWING DUCK.
PERHAPS IT'S UNDER
DRAKE MALLARD.
WHAT RESERVATION? HOW'D
YOU KNOW THAT I--
HEY, FOR PETE'S SAKE, PETE,
WILL YOU QUIT HOGGING
THE PERSONNEL.
I AM CERTAIN THIS
GENTLEMAN BELONGS UP
HERE.
HIM? NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
HE'S AN ALL-AROUND BAD EGG,
AND I GET HIM.
SIR, HE'S A FAMOUSLY
FEARLESS FIGHTER OF
CRIME.
LOOK AT THOSE SHIFTY
LITTLE BEADY EYES, HUH.
THE BETTER TO SEE
VILLAINS WITH.
HE'S EVIL.
HE'S GOOD.
HE'S EVIL.
HE'S MINE.
HOLD IT. WE'LL FLIP
FOR HIM, HUH?
TAILS, I GET THE DEAD
GUY. HEADS, HE'S YOURS.
JUST A MINUTE HERE!
WHO'S DEAD?
YOU, SIR.
NO, NO. NOT ME. I
NEVER FELT BETTER.
IF YOU TWO THINK I'M DEAD,
YOU'RE DEAD WRONG.
LAUNCHPAD?
EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU
SEEN A SIDEKICK AROUND?
STANDS ABOUT SO...HIGH.
YUPPIE SNOB.
WHAT A DAY! I'M
DEAD ON MY FEET.
[ SOBBING ]
GOSALYN... LAUNCHPAD,
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SWEETHEART?
A SAD MOVIE?
LAUNCHPAD COOK DINNER?
OH, D.W.!
YES, YES. YOU CALLED?
HOW WILL WE EVER GET
ALONG WITHOUT HIM?
WITHOUT WHO? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
OOH, LAUNCHPAD, I CAN'T
BELIEVE HE'S GONE.
GOSALYN, HONEY, I'M RIGHT
HERE-- IN THE PINK.
WELL, LIGHT PINK, ANYWAY.
IT'S LIKE I CAN ALMOST
STILL HEAR HIM.
ALMOST?! IF I YELL ANY
LOUDER I'LL RUPTURE
SOMETHING!
LAUNCHPAD, I THINK I
CAN HEAR HIM.
YOU GOTTA HEAR ME.
IT'S A MATTER OF
LIFE AND DEATH!
DAD! IS THAT YOU?
OF COURSE I'M ME.
WHO ELSE WOULD I BE?
DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE!
WELL, YOU'RE
SOMETHING, ANYWAY.
I'M GLAD TO HAVE YOU
BACK, WHATEVER YOU ARE.
SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT,
BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
YOU DON'T NEED HELP, D.W.,
YOU NEED AN UNDERTAKER.
LET'S GET ONE
THING STRAIGHT--
I AM NOT DEAD.
BUT, DAD, IF
YOU'RE NOT DEAD,
WHAT ARE YOU?
I DID WALK ALL THE
WAY ACROSS TOWN
AND NOBODY EVEN ASKED
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH.
LOOKS LIKE THEY
DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME.
MAYBE WE CAN SEE YOU
BECAUSE WE CARE SO
MUCH ABOUT YOU.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON,
BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
I'VE GOT IT!
WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT
THE VASTLY UNUSUAL
AND ALTOGETHER
OTHER WORLDLY
THAN MORGANNA MACABRE?
DARK, DARLING, YOU LOOK
AS IF YOU HAVE ONE FOOT
IN THE GRAVE.
ACTUALLY, BOTH.
OH, MORGANNA, YOU
CAN SEE ME TOO, EH?
SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING
TROUBLE DOING THAT.
EXCEPT THOSE WHO REALLY
CARE ABOUT ME.
SO, YOU GOT ANY HOCUS-POCUS
TO GET MY DAD BACK AMONG THE
LIVING?
WELL, THERE'S REINCARNATION,
BUT THAT'S A VERY
GRAVE MATTER.
YEAH, AND IT'S D.W.'S GRAVE.
I THINK THERE MAY BE
SOMETHING IN HERE.
YES. HERE IT IS.
...BRING DARKWING BACK
THROUGH REINCARNATION.
WELL, YOU GOT THE
CARNATION PART DOWN.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
WAY YOU CAN BRING HIM
BACK FROM THE DEAD.
I WISH EVERYBODY WOULD
QUIT CALLING ME DEAD.
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
TO SHOW THEM
THAT I'M STILL A VIABLE
MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
ON THE NEXT OPAL WINDBAG SHOW,
SUPERVILLAINS WHO KILL
CRIME FIGHTERS
AND THE AGENTS WHO
REPRESENT THEM.
WHAT?! I'M DEAD AND HE GETS
BOOKED ON TALK SHOWS!
WHAT AM I SAYING?
I AM NOT DEAD!
THAT'S IT! I'LL STOP
THAT ASSULTING BATTERY
AND PROVE I'M STILL
ALIVE AND KICKING.
AND WHO DO YOU SEE
PLAYING ME IN THE MOVIE?
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE GHOST OF A
CHANCE YOU DON'T HAVE.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
HYAH!
I KNOW YOU WANT TO
KEEP IT CHEAP,
BUT LET'S SHELL OUT
THE BUCKS FOR A STAR.
I'M TAKING THIS TO THE
YOU-KNOW-WHO BROTHERS!
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEWAY
I CAN FIGHT THIS GUY.
I HAVE TO PROVE ONCE
AND FOR ALL
THAT I AM NOT...
DEAD.
LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS--
YOU'RE DEATH, RIGHT?
I THOUGHT SO.
AND YOU WANT ME TO
COME WITH YOU?
WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T
DENY IT ANYMORE.
PLEASE. AFTER YOU.
WHAT A SAP!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
HE FALLS FOR THE OLDEST
TRICK IN THE BO-- AH, BAA...
I THINK I LOST HIM FINALLY.
[ POUNDING ]
THIS AFTERNOON I WAS
AT THAT STORE,
NOW DEATH IS AT MY DOOR.
SORRY, NO DARKWING
DUCK HERE.
YOU WANT THE NEXT
HOUSE DOWN.
[ POUNDING ]
I'M COMIN'. I'M COMIN'.
BINKEY, THE GARDENER'S HERE.
I CAN'T JUST STAND
HERE AND LET DEATH
TAKE HERB.
CAN I?
I MEAN, THE WORLD
NEEDS DARKWING DUCK.
BUT HERB MUDDLEFOOT SERVES
NO PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU
WIN. HERE I AM.
NO. OVER HERE.
MORGANNA, I'M NOT
TRYING TO BE PUSHY,
BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN KEEP GIVING THAT
OLD REPO MAN THE SLIP.
YOU'VE GOT TO CURE DAD
OF THIS CASE OF DEADNESS
SO HE CAN STOP MEGAVOLT.
"MEGAVOLT WILL BE
SIGNING HIS NEW BOOK,
DOING AWAY WITH SUPER HEROS
FOR FUN AND PROFIT."
HMMM, I WONDER
IF I'M IN IT?
I THINK I HAVE FOUND AN
INCANTATION THAT WILL WORK.
STAND HERE, DARK DEAREST.
EYE OF NEWT AND LEG OF LAMB,
MOTHER OF PEARL AND
A SIDE OF HAM,
POUR THEM ALL
INTO A MIXING BOWL
AND REUNITE DARKWING,
BODY AND SOUL.
HEY, WHAT THE--
WRONG SOLE.
FORGET IT. YOU DID
YOUR BEST, MORGANNA.
I GUESS THIS WAS
JUST MEANT TO BE.
GEE. D.W. SEEMS
REAL DEPRESSED.
EVEN FOR A DEAD GUY.
YOU BETTER HEAD HOME, GOSALYN.
I'LL GO CHECK ON HIM.
I'M NOT GONNA SIT AROUND AND LET
MEGAVOLT GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
I WISH I'D BEEN
AT THE SERVICE.
I GUESS YOU WERE
LATE FOR YOUR OWN
FUNERAL, EH, D.W.?
NOT TO BE MORBID,
BUT IT WOULD'VE
BEEN GRATIFYING
TO SEE THE THRONGS
OF MOURNERS.
TO HEAR THE NATIONAL
OUTPOURING OF GRIEF.
TO FEEL-- WHAT?!
THIS IS IT?!
IS THIS THE END OF DARKWING?
NO MOUNDS OF FLOWERS
OVER MY GRAVE?
WHERE ARE THE STATUES? THE
MEMORIALS TO MY MEMORY?
WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY DIDN'T I HIRE A GOOD PRESS
AGENT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE?
MR. VOLT, YOU WERE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF
A WELL-KNOWN CRIME FIGHTER--
HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED?
WELL, OF COURSE, OPAL.
I'M RECOGNIZED
EVERYWHERE.
I MAKE TONS
OF MONEY
AND I'VE JUST WRITTEN
THIS BEST-SELLING BOOK.
AH, YOU DON'T WANT
TO WATCH THIS, D.W.
HOW 'BOUT WE WATCH
SOME CARTOONS?
IF YOU KILLED
SOMEBODY,
WHY AREN'T YOU
IN JAIL?
LET ME TALK. I'M A CITIZEN.
WHAT IS GOSALYN DOING
AT THE TV STUDIO?
IF YOU BOUGHT THIS BOOK, YOU
SHOULD DEMAND A REFUND!
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S
GOING TOO FAR!
MAYBE I DIDN'T DO
AWAY WITH DARKWING,
BUT IN MY NEW SHOW I'LL
DO AWAY WITH HIS LITTLE
BRAT.
STAY TUNED FOR "MEGAVOLT'S
CRIME OF THE WEEK."
I MAY BE DEAD, BUT I STILL HAVE
ENOUGH LIFE TO SAVE GOSALYN.
WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TO "MEGAVOLT LIVE,"
STARRING ME, THE GREATEST,
THE MOST INVINCIBLE VILLAIN
OF ALL TIME.
DARKWING DUCK!
WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
JUST A CHEAP STALL ON THE PART
OF MY SPECIAL GUEST VICTIM.
DARKWING IS A DEAD
DUCK, REMEMBER?
ALL RIGHT, MEGAVOLT,
YOU CAN JUST STOP RIGHT
THERE RIGHT NOW.
OK?
WHAT'S THIS? YET
ANOTHER GUEST VICTIM?
TWICE THE VICTIMS MEANS
TWICE THE EXCITEMENT.
MAYBE EVEN TWICE
THE RATINGS.
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SAVE YOU.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS--
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT
ABOUT YOU.
BUT I DID NOT FORGET
ABOUT YOU.
SORRY, PAL, BUT YOU'LL
JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
I HAVE SOME LIVES
TO SAVE HERE.
DUU! YOU CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME!
YOU CAN'T!
OH, I'VE BEEN DOING
IT FOR QUITE SOME
TIME NOW.
TRUST ME.
I KNOW MY JOB.
LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
LOOK. I'M SURE WE CAN
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
I HAVE A LIFE INSURANCE
POLICY I COULD CASH IN.
I WON'T BE NEEDING
IT, YOU KNOW.
WHY DOES EVERYONE
HATE ME SO?
WHY DOES EVERYONE
TRY TO RUN FROM ME
OR TRY TO BRIBE ME?
DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW
THAT MAKES ME FEEL?
COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
KIND OF DEAL WE COULD WORK OUT.
I KNOW! YOU THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY SMART, DON'T YOU?
I HAVE OVER THE MILLENNIA
ACQUIRED AN EXPERTISE
IN MANY FIELDS.
WELL, I BET I CAN DO
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T DO.
I FIND THAT
HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
WHAT SAY WE
MAKE A DEAL?
I HAD HOPED WE
WERE BEYOND THIS.
IF I CAN DO
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T,
YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE
HOUR TO GO SAVE GOSALYN.
WELL, SINCE THERE IS NOTHING YOU
CAN DO THAT I CANNOT DO,
IT'S A DEAL.
OK, LET'S SEE
YOU DO THIS.
WHY, I'M SURE IT'S
VERY SIMPLE.
UUOH!
OH, I HATE WHEN
THAT HAPPENS.
IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
WELL, LOOKS
LIKE I WIN.
SEE YOU AROUND, SUCKER!
YES, YOU WILL.
GUESS YOU JUST CAN'T
KEEP A GOOD DUCK DOWN.
DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE
YOU JUST AS SOON AS I
UNTIE THESE KNOTS.
WHICH I CAN'T...
BUT YOU CAN, LAUNCHPAD.
AND NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW.
MOVE YOUR RIGHT
HAND TO THE LEFT.
NO, YOUR OTHER LEFT.
JUST A
LITTLE MORE.
HERE IT COMES--
THE MOMENT YOU'VE
ALL BE WAITING FOR.
NOW WHAT, D.W.?
YOU'VE GOT TO ACT
LIKE A HERO, LAUNCHPAD.
TELL HIM...
IT'S ALL OVER, DIM BULB!
WHAT'RE YOU DOING? THIS
ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
GRAB THE CORD!
HEY! WE'RE ON
LIVE TV HERE.
SAY, I AM CUTTING
THE POWER ON YOUR
EVIL SCHEME.
I AM CUTTING THE POWER
ON YOUR EVIL SCHEME.
YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN
THIS TOWN AGAIN.
NO AD LIBBING!
TELL HIM TO COME
PEACEFULLY, AND RAISE
YOUR RIGHT HAND.
COME PEACEFULLY AND
RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
JUST DO IT.
YOU MAY HAVE MY
REMOTE CONTROL,
BUT I HAVE HER.
NOW WHAT, D.W.?
TELL HIM THERE IS
NOTHING IN THIS WORLD AS
PRECIOUS AS LIFE.
AH, THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS
WORLD AS PRECIOUS AS LIFE.
YEAH? COME AGAIN.
IF YOU ONLY WORRY
ABOUT YOURSELF
YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP
LONELY AND UNHAPPY.
I AM?
YOU HAVE TO
TREAT OTHERS
WITH THE RESPECT AND
KINDNESS THEY DESERVE.
PERFECT. NOW
MUTILATE HIM.
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO
RESPECT AND KINDNESS?
HURRY, LAUNCHPAD. WE
HAVE TO GET TO
MORGANNA'S
BEFORE MY HOUR'S UP.
I'VE CHECKED
ALL MY BOOKS,
BUT I'M AFRAID-- WELL,
IT'S LIKE THIS--
THE COMMON COLD GOES
AWAY IN 3 TO 5 DAYS,
DEATH IS A LITTLE
MORE PERMANENT.
I'M VERY SORRY,
DARK DEAREST.
MR. MALLARD, I TRUST THERE
WON'T BE ANY MORE STALLING.
JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE
MINUTE TO SAY GOODBYE.
VERY WELL. ONE MORE MINUTE.
I DO HOPE I'M
NOT GOING SOFT.
GOODBYE, MORGANNA.
I'M SORRY WE NEVER HAD A
CHANCE TO GET TOGETHER.
SO LONG, PAL.
YOU WERE THE BEST
SIDEKICK I EVER
WORKED WITH.
OF COURSE, YOU WERE
THE ONLY SIDEKICK...
TAKE GOOD CARE
OF GOSALYN.
BYE BYE, GOSALYN, HONEY.
I LOVE YOU.
REMEMBER, WASH
BEHIND YOUR EARS,
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES, STAY
OUT OF PRISON, AND--
DARKWING, WE REALLY
MUST BE GOING.
WELL, SO LONG, EVERYBODY.
DON'T EXPECT ANY
POSTCARDS.
ALL RIGHT,
I'M READY.
LET'S GO.
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK
HOW BRAVE HE IS.
OH, COME ON! I
DON'T WANNA DIE!
I'LL NEVER DRIVE WITHOUT
A HELMET AGAIN.
I'LL NEVER DRIVE
WITHOUT A HELMET
AGAIN. I PROMISE.
I PROMISE.
I'LL EVEN WEAR A
HELMET TO BED.
EASY ON THE FABRIC, D.W.
LAUNCHPAD?
THAT WAS SOME BUMP YOU
GOT ON YOUR HEAD THERE.
IT'S A MIRACLE YOU
WEREN'T KILLED.
OH, BUT GOSALYN,
I WAS KILLED
AND YOU WERE THERE AND--
AND I'M NOT DEAD.
I'M ALIVE! I'M REALLY ALIVE!
YES! I AM ALIVE.
THERE'S MY COUCH.
THERE'S MY CHAIR.
THERE'S MY RUG I ALWAYS TRIP
OVER. I LOVE THAT RUG.
WAIT A MINUTE. I WENT THROUGH
ALL THAT MENTAL ANGUISH
OVER A DREAM?!
WHAT A CHEAT!
BUT THE POINT IS I'M
ALIVE AND WELL
AND DEFINITELY NOT DEAD.
THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.
I WANT TO CELEBRATE!
I'LL HAVE A PARTY.
I'LL INVITE EVERYONE.
THERE'LL BE BALLOONS
AND STREAMERS.
AND A CAKE AND--
WOULD YOU HAVE THE
CORRECT TIME?
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
THERE'S MEGAVOLT! HEADING
SOUTH ON NORTH STREET.
THAT OVER-RATED,
OVER-DRESSED CRIME FIGHTER
ISN'T GONNA SHORT
CIRCUIT MY SCHEME.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SOCK IT TO THAT
SOCKET-HEADED SIMPLETON.
HE'S HEADED INTO ANDY'S
ANVIL FACTORY.
I GOTTA A BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
WHY COULDN'T IT BE A
PILLOW FACTORY?
JUST ONCE?
THE DUCK HASN'T BEEN
HATCHED WHO CAN STOP ME.
THERE'S NOTHING I
CAN'T DO. HA-HA-HA.
WHY, THAT ELECTRONIC EGOMANIAC--
I BET YOU CAN'T DO THIS--
HA! ANY IDIOT CAN DO THAT.
OH, OOOH!
OK, SO IT JUST PROVES
I'M NOT ANY IDIOT.
IT'S ALL OVER, MEGAVOLT.
YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.
OH, YEAH? THAT SHOWS
WHAT YOU KNOW.
THERE'S A GOOD 20
MINUTES LEFT.
RUINED A PERFECTLY
GOOD HELMET.
THAT HEAD'S NOT LOOKING
TOO GREAT, EITHER.
HATE TO RUN, BUT CRIME
WAITS FOR NO MAN.
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
WAIT! WE CAN'T
GO ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE NOT WEARING
A HELMET.
AN ANVIL FELL ON IT AND
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET
A NEW ONE.
DRIVING WITHOUT A HELMET--
THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
DON'T WORRY, LAUNCHPAD.
I'LL BE CAREFUL.
PEOPLE LOOK
UP TO YOU.
WHAT IF SOMEONE SAW
YOU NOT WEARING A
HELMET--
LAUNCHPAD! GIVE IT A REST!
WHERE'D HE GO?
HE WENT THAT WAY, BUT WE
ARE GOING THAT WAY!
KIDS, DON'T TRY
THIS AT HOME.
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
I'D EXPECTED CRASHING HEAD
FIRST THROUGH A BRICK WALL
WOULD BE MORE PAINFUL.
YAAAAA!
SOMEBODY BETTER GET
THAT HOLE FIXED
OR SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE A
LAWSUIT ON THEIR HANDS.
WHERE AM I, ANYWAY?
JUDGING FROM THE LONG LINES,
I'D SAY THIS MUST BE SOME
SORT OF THEME PARK.
WHAT IN THE DEVIL
IS GOING ON?
DARKWING DUCK?
BOY! AM I THRILLED TO MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE OR WHAT?
AH, WHO ARE YOU
AND WHERE AM I?
ME? WHY I'M...
YOU ARE?
AND THIS IS...
IT IS?!
YOU GOT IT.
HEY, USED CAR SALESMAN,
WILL YOU MOVE IT?
MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME
HOW I GET OUT OF HERE.
OUT OF HERE? THAT'S
A GOOD ONE. HA HA.
YOU DON'T. THAT'S
THE ANSWER.
HEY, ETERNITY'S WAITING AND I
AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, HUH?
YAAAAAA!
GETTING YOU ON THE GUEST LIST IS
GONNA LOOK GREAT ON MY RESUME.
HEY, WAIT. WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN HANG AROUND HERE.
HEY, YOU CAN'T JUST
WALK OUT OF HERE.
WE GOT RULES AND
REGULATIONS, YOU KNOW.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
HEY, GET BACK IN LINE!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
SORRY, LUCIFER, BUT I WOULDN'T
BE CAUGHT DEAD DOWN HERE.
OPEN UP! OPEN UP
OR I'LL SUE!
AND I'VE GOT THE BEST
ATTORNEYS AROUND.
YES, SIR. MAY I
HELP YOU?
YOU'RE MR. DARKWING,
ARE YOU NOT?
YEAH, AND I SEEM TO
BE A LITTLE LOST.
I'LL JUST CHECK THE
RESERVATIONS.
LET ME SEE-- DA VINCI,
DARWIN, DURANTE--
THIS IS HIGHLY PECULIAR.
THERE'S NO RECORD OF
A DARKWING DUCK.
PERHAPS IT'S UNDER
DRAKE MALLARD.
WHAT RESERVATION? HOW'D
YOU KNOW THAT I--
HEY, FOR PETE'S SAKE, PETE,
WILL YOU QUIT HOGGING
THE PERSONNEL.
I AM CERTAIN THIS
GENTLEMAN BELONGS UP
HERE.
HIM? NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
HE'S AN ALL-AROUND BAD EGG,
AND I GET HIM.
SIR, HE'S A FAMOUSLY
FEARLESS FIGHTER OF
CRIME.
LOOK AT THOSE SHIFTY
LITTLE BEADY EYES, HUH.
THE BETTER TO SEE
VILLAINS WITH.
HE'S EVIL.
HE'S GOOD.
HE'S EVIL.
HE'S MINE.
HOLD IT. WE'LL FLIP
FOR HIM, HUH?
TAILS, I GET THE DEAD
GUY. HEADS, HE'S YOURS.
JUST A MINUTE HERE!
WHO'S DEAD?
YOU, SIR.
NO, NO. NOT ME. I
NEVER FELT BETTER.
IF YOU TWO THINK I'M DEAD,
YOU'RE DEAD WRONG.
LAUNCHPAD?
EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU
SEEN A SIDEKICK AROUND?
STANDS ABOUT SO...HIGH.
YUPPIE SNOB.
WHAT A DAY! I'M
DEAD ON MY FEET.
[ SOBBING ]
GOSALYN... LAUNCHPAD,
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SWEETHEART?
A SAD MOVIE?
LAUNCHPAD COOK DINNER?
OH, D.W.!
YES, YES. YOU CALLED?
HOW WILL WE EVER GET
ALONG WITHOUT HIM?
WITHOUT WHO? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
OOH, LAUNCHPAD, I CAN'T
BELIEVE HE'S GONE.
GOSALYN, HONEY, I'M RIGHT
HERE-- IN THE PINK.
WELL, LIGHT PINK, ANYWAY.
IT'S LIKE I CAN ALMOST
STILL HEAR HIM.
ALMOST?! IF I YELL ANY
LOUDER I'LL RUPTURE
SOMETHING!
LAUNCHPAD, I THINK I
CAN HEAR HIM.
YOU GOTTA HEAR ME.
IT'S A MATTER OF
LIFE AND DEATH!
DAD! IS THAT YOU?
OF COURSE I'M ME.
WHO ELSE WOULD I BE?
DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE!
WELL, YOU'RE
SOMETHING, ANYWAY.
I'M GLAD TO HAVE YOU
BACK, WHATEVER YOU ARE.
SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT,
BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
YOU DON'T NEED HELP, D.W.,
YOU NEED AN UNDERTAKER.
LET'S GET ONE
THING STRAIGHT--
I AM NOT DEAD.
BUT, DAD, IF
YOU'RE NOT DEAD,
WHAT ARE YOU?
I DID WALK ALL THE
WAY ACROSS TOWN
AND NOBODY EVEN ASKED
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH.
LOOKS LIKE THEY
DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME.
MAYBE WE CAN SEE YOU
BECAUSE WE CARE SO
MUCH ABOUT YOU.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON,
BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
I'VE GOT IT!
WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT
THE VASTLY UNUSUAL
AND ALTOGETHER
OTHER WORLDLY
THAN MORGANNA MACABRE?
DARK, DARLING, YOU LOOK
AS IF YOU HAVE ONE FOOT
IN THE GRAVE.
ACTUALLY, BOTH.
OH, MORGANNA, YOU
CAN SEE ME TOO, EH?
SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING
TROUBLE DOING THAT.
EXCEPT THOSE WHO REALLY
CARE ABOUT ME.
SO, YOU GOT ANY HOCUS-POCUS
TO GET MY DAD BACK AMONG THE
LIVING?
WELL, THERE'S REINCARNATION,
BUT THAT'S A VERY
GRAVE MATTER.
YEAH, AND IT'S D.W.'S GRAVE.
I THINK THERE MAY BE
SOMETHING IN HERE.
YES. HERE IT IS.
...BRING DARKWING BACK
THROUGH REINCARNATION.
WELL, YOU GOT THE
CARNATION PART DOWN.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
WAY YOU CAN BRING HIM
BACK FROM THE DEAD.
I WISH EVERYBODY WOULD
QUIT CALLING ME DEAD.
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
TO SHOW THEM
THAT I'M STILL A VIABLE
MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
ON THE NEXT OPAL WINDBAG SHOW,
SUPERVILLAINS WHO KILL
CRIME FIGHTERS
AND THE AGENTS WHO
REPRESENT THEM.
WHAT?! I'M DEAD AND HE GETS
BOOKED ON TALK SHOWS!
WHAT AM I SAYING?
I AM NOT DEAD!
THAT'S IT! I'LL STOP
THAT ASSULTING BATTERY
AND PROVE I'M STILL
ALIVE AND KICKING.
AND WHO DO YOU SEE
PLAYING ME IN THE MOVIE?
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE GHOST OF A
CHANCE YOU DON'T HAVE.
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
HYAH!
I KNOW YOU WANT TO
KEEP IT CHEAP,
BUT LET'S SHELL OUT
THE BUCKS FOR A STAR.
I'M TAKING THIS TO THE
YOU-KNOW-WHO BROTHERS!
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEWAY
I CAN FIGHT THIS GUY.
I HAVE TO PROVE ONCE
AND FOR ALL
THAT I AM NOT...
DEAD.
LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS--
YOU'RE DEATH, RIGHT?
I THOUGHT SO.
AND YOU WANT ME TO
COME WITH YOU?
WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T
DENY IT ANYMORE.
PLEASE. AFTER YOU.
WHAT A SAP!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
HE FALLS FOR THE OLDEST
TRICK IN THE BO-- AH, BAA...
I THINK I LOST HIM FINALLY.
[ POUNDING ]
THIS AFTERNOON I WAS
AT THAT STORE,
NOW DEATH IS AT MY DOOR.
SORRY, NO DARKWING
DUCK HERE.
YOU WANT THE NEXT
HOUSE DOWN.
[ POUNDING ]
I'M COMIN'. I'M COMIN'.
BINKEY, THE GARDENER'S HERE.
I CAN'T JUST STAND
HERE AND LET DEATH
TAKE HERB.
CAN I?
I MEAN, THE WORLD
NEEDS DARKWING DUCK.
BUT HERB MUDDLEFOOT SERVES
NO PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU
WIN. HERE I AM.
NO. OVER HERE.
MORGANNA, I'M NOT
TRYING TO BE PUSHY,
BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN KEEP GIVING THAT
OLD REPO MAN THE SLIP.
YOU'VE GOT TO CURE DAD
OF THIS CASE OF DEADNESS
SO HE CAN STOP MEGAVOLT.
"MEGAVOLT WILL BE
SIGNING HIS NEW BOOK,
DOING AWAY WITH SUPER HEROS
FOR FUN AND PROFIT."
HMMM, I WONDER
IF I'M IN IT?
I THINK I HAVE FOUND AN
INCANTATION THAT WILL WORK.
STAND HERE, DARK DEAREST.
EYE OF NEWT AND LEG OF LAMB,
MOTHER OF PEARL AND
A SIDE OF HAM,
POUR THEM ALL
INTO A MIXING BOWL
AND REUNITE DARKWING,
BODY AND SOUL.
HEY, WHAT THE--
WRONG SOLE.
FORGET IT. YOU DID
YOUR BEST, MORGANNA.
I GUESS THIS WAS
JUST MEANT TO BE.
GEE. D.W. SEEMS
REAL DEPRESSED.
EVEN FOR A DEAD GUY.
YOU BETTER HEAD HOME, GOSALYN.
I'LL GO CHECK ON HIM.
I'M NOT GONNA SIT AROUND AND LET
MEGAVOLT GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
I WISH I'D BEEN
AT THE SERVICE.
I GUESS YOU WERE
LATE FOR YOUR OWN
FUNERAL, EH, D.W.?
NOT TO BE MORBID,
BUT IT WOULD'VE
BEEN GRATIFYING
TO SEE THE THRONGS
OF MOURNERS.
TO HEAR THE NATIONAL
OUTPOURING OF GRIEF.
TO FEEL-- WHAT?!
THIS IS IT?!
IS THIS THE END OF DARKWING?
NO MOUNDS OF FLOWERS
OVER MY GRAVE?
WHERE ARE THE STATUES? THE
MEMORIALS TO MY MEMORY?
WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY DIDN'T I HIRE A GOOD PRESS
AGENT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE?
MR. VOLT, YOU WERE
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF
A WELL-KNOWN CRIME FIGHTER--
HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED?
WELL, OF COURSE, OPAL.
I'M RECOGNIZED
EVERYWHERE.
I MAKE TONS
OF MONEY
AND I'VE JUST WRITTEN
THIS BEST-SELLING BOOK.
AH, YOU DON'T WANT
TO WATCH THIS, D.W.
HOW 'BOUT WE WATCH
SOME CARTOONS?
IF YOU KILLED
SOMEBODY,
WHY AREN'T YOU
IN JAIL?
LET ME TALK. I'M A CITIZEN.
WHAT IS GOSALYN DOING
AT THE TV STUDIO?
IF YOU BOUGHT THIS BOOK, YOU
SHOULD DEMAND A REFUND!
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S
GOING TOO FAR!
MAYBE I DIDN'T DO
AWAY WITH DARKWING,
BUT IN MY NEW SHOW I'LL
DO AWAY WITH HIS LITTLE
BRAT.
STAY TUNED FOR "MEGAVOLT'S
CRIME OF THE WEEK."
I MAY BE DEAD, BUT I STILL HAVE
ENOUGH LIFE TO SAVE GOSALYN.
WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TO "MEGAVOLT LIVE,"
STARRING ME, THE GREATEST,
THE MOST INVINCIBLE VILLAIN
OF ALL TIME.
DARKWING DUCK!
WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
JUST A CHEAP STALL ON THE PART
OF MY SPECIAL GUEST VICTIM.
DARKWING IS A DEAD
DUCK, REMEMBER?
ALL RIGHT, MEGAVOLT,
YOU CAN JUST STOP RIGHT
THERE RIGHT NOW.
OK?
WHAT'S THIS? YET
ANOTHER GUEST VICTIM?
TWICE THE VICTIMS MEANS
TWICE THE EXCITEMENT.
MAYBE EVEN TWICE
THE RATINGS.
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SAVE YOU.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS--
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT
ABOUT YOU.
BUT I DID NOT FORGET
ABOUT YOU.
SORRY, PAL, BUT YOU'LL
JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
I HAVE SOME LIVES
TO SAVE HERE.
DUU! YOU CAN'T
DO THIS TO ME!
YOU CAN'T!
OH, I'VE BEEN DOING
IT FOR QUITE SOME
TIME NOW.
TRUST ME.
I KNOW MY JOB.
LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
LOOK. I'M SURE WE CAN
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
I HAVE A LIFE INSURANCE
POLICY I COULD CASH IN.
I WON'T BE NEEDING
IT, YOU KNOW.
WHY DOES EVERYONE
HATE ME SO?
WHY DOES EVERYONE
TRY TO RUN FROM ME
OR TRY TO BRIBE ME?
DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW
THAT MAKES ME FEEL?
COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
KIND OF DEAL WE COULD WORK OUT.
I KNOW! YOU THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY SMART, DON'T YOU?
I HAVE OVER THE MILLENNIA
ACQUIRED AN EXPERTISE
IN MANY FIELDS.
WELL, I BET I CAN DO
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T DO.
I FIND THAT
HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
WHAT SAY WE
MAKE A DEAL?
I HAD HOPED WE
WERE BEYOND THIS.
IF I CAN DO
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T,
YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE
HOUR TO GO SAVE GOSALYN.
WELL, SINCE THERE IS NOTHING YOU
CAN DO THAT I CANNOT DO,
IT'S A DEAL.
OK, LET'S SEE
YOU DO THIS.
WHY, I'M SURE IT'S
VERY SIMPLE.
UUOH!
OH, I HATE WHEN
THAT HAPPENS.
IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
WELL, LOOKS
LIKE I WIN.
SEE YOU AROUND, SUCKER!
YES, YOU WILL.
GUESS YOU JUST CAN'T
KEEP A GOOD DUCK DOWN.
DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE
YOU JUST AS SOON AS I
UNTIE THESE KNOTS.
WHICH I CAN'T...
BUT YOU CAN, LAUNCHPAD.
AND NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW.
MOVE YOUR RIGHT
HAND TO THE LEFT.
NO, YOUR OTHER LEFT.
JUST A
LITTLE MORE.
HERE IT COMES--
THE MOMENT YOU'VE
ALL BE WAITING FOR.
NOW WHAT, D.W.?
YOU'VE GOT TO ACT
LIKE A HERO, LAUNCHPAD.
TELL HIM...
IT'S ALL OVER, DIM BULB!
WHAT'RE YOU DOING? THIS
ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
GRAB THE CORD!
HEY! WE'RE ON
LIVE TV HERE.
SAY, I AM CUTTING
THE POWER ON YOUR
EVIL SCHEME.
I AM CUTTING THE POWER
ON YOUR EVIL SCHEME.
YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN
THIS TOWN AGAIN.
NO AD LIBBING!
TELL HIM TO COME
PEACEFULLY, AND RAISE
YOUR RIGHT HAND.
COME PEACEFULLY AND
RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
JUST DO IT.
YOU MAY HAVE MY
REMOTE CONTROL,
BUT I HAVE HER.
NOW WHAT, D.W.?
TELL HIM THERE IS
NOTHING IN THIS WORLD AS
PRECIOUS AS LIFE.
AH, THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS
WORLD AS PRECIOUS AS LIFE.
YEAH? COME AGAIN.
IF YOU ONLY WORRY
ABOUT YOURSELF
YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP
LONELY AND UNHAPPY.
I AM?
YOU HAVE TO
TREAT OTHERS
WITH THE RESPECT AND
KINDNESS THEY DESERVE.
PERFECT. NOW
MUTILATE HIM.
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO
RESPECT AND KINDNESS?
HURRY, LAUNCHPAD. WE
HAVE TO GET TO
MORGANNA'S
BEFORE MY HOUR'S UP.
I'VE CHECKED
ALL MY BOOKS,
BUT I'M AFRAID-- WELL,
IT'S LIKE THIS--
THE COMMON COLD GOES
AWAY IN 3 TO 5 DAYS,
DEATH IS A LITTLE
MORE PERMANENT.
I'M VERY SORRY,
DARK DEAREST.
MR. MALLARD, I TRUST THERE
WON'T BE ANY MORE STALLING.
JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE
MINUTE TO SAY GOODBYE.
VERY WELL. ONE MORE MINUTE.
I DO HOPE I'M
NOT GOING SOFT.
GOODBYE, MORGANNA.
I'M SORRY WE NEVER HAD A
CHANCE TO GET TOGETHER.
SO LONG, PAL.
YOU WERE THE BEST
SIDEKICK I EVER
WORKED WITH.
OF COURSE, YOU WERE
THE ONLY SIDEKICK...
TAKE GOOD CARE
OF GOSALYN.
BYE BYE, GOSALYN, HONEY.
I LOVE YOU.
REMEMBER, WASH
BEHIND YOUR EARS,
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES, STAY
OUT OF PRISON, AND--
DARKWING, WE REALLY
MUST BE GOING.
WELL, SO LONG, EVERYBODY.
DON'T EXPECT ANY
POSTCARDS.
ALL RIGHT,
I'M READY.
LET'S GO.
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK
HOW BRAVE HE IS.
OH, COME ON! I
DON'T WANNA DIE!
I'LL NEVER DRIVE WITHOUT
A HELMET AGAIN.
I'LL NEVER DRIVE
WITHOUT A HELMET
AGAIN. I PROMISE.
I PROMISE.
I'LL EVEN WEAR A
HELMET TO BED.
EASY ON THE FABRIC, D.W.
LAUNCHPAD?
THAT WAS SOME BUMP YOU
GOT ON YOUR HEAD THERE.
IT'S A MIRACLE YOU
WEREN'T KILLED.
OH, BUT GOSALYN,
I WAS KILLED
AND YOU WERE THERE AND--
AND I'M NOT DEAD.
I'M ALIVE! I'M REALLY ALIVE!
YES! I AM ALIVE.
THERE'S MY COUCH.
THERE'S MY CHAIR.
THERE'S MY RUG I ALWAYS TRIP
OVER. I LOVE THAT RUG.
WAIT A MINUTE. I WENT THROUGH
ALL THAT MENTAL ANGUISH
OVER A DREAM?!
WHAT A CHEAT!
BUT THE POINT IS I'M
ALIVE AND WELL
AND DEFINITELY NOT DEAD.
THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.
I WANT TO CELEBRATE!
I'LL HAVE A PARTY.
I'LL INVITE EVERYONE.
THERE'LL BE BALLOONS
AND STREAMERS.
AND A CAKE AND--
WOULD YOU HAVE THE
CORRECT TIME?