Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 41 - It's a Wonderful Leaf - full transcript

♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪

♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪

♪ HERE COMES ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LOOK OUT!

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

LET GO OF THAT.

LET GO OF THAT.

HEY, LET GO!

GIVE ME THAT THING.

[CHOMP]

AAH!

HOLY SNOWBOUND.

A BUNCH
OF PUSHY POINSETTIAS.

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING GETS
MORE DANGEROUS EVERY YEAR.

WHY DO I WAIT TILL
THE LAST MINUTE TO SHOP?

AH, PERFECT.

THE GALLERIA GARDEN SHOP.

HMM. LET'S SEE NOW.

I NEED SOMETHING FOR
DAISY, IRIS, LILY, ROSE.

THESE MIGHT BE--

GET OUT
OF THE WAY!

THIS WATERING CAN
WILL BE JUST FINE.

EXCUSE ME. I B-BELIEVE
I WAS HERE FIRST.

YEOW!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

OOH, A PRETTY PLANT.

OW! HEY, KID,
EASY ON THE FOLIAGE.

WAAH!

IT'S A PLANT MONSTER!

WHERE? WHERE?
OW! STOP IT.

OUCH! OOH! OOH! OW!

OW!

YEOW!

MONSTER!

CHRISTMAS. BAH, GRUBBUG.

I'M TREATED LIKE
LAST YEAR'S FRUITCAKE.

I'LL FIX THIS SAPPY SEASON.

WHEN I'M THROUGH
WITH CHRISTMAS,

ST. CANARD WILL BE GLAD
IT COMES ONCE A YEAR!

AH, CHRISTMAS.
WHAT A SHAME IT
ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR.

NOW THEN, LET'S GET...

DECORATIVE.

AHH...

NOT BAD, AYE, L.P.?

LAUNCHPAD.

SORRY. I GOT A LITTLE
CAUGHT UP IN MY WORK.

THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR

THAT MAKES EVERYTHING
SEEM SO PEACEFUL.

YA-HOO!

STOP!

I'VE GOT NO BRAKES!

WHOA!

UH, SORRY, DAD,

I COULDN'T WAIT TO
TRY THIS PREHISTORIC SLED.

THAT IS
MY PREHISTORIC SLED.

UH, NOT ANYMORE.

IN THAT CASE. I'LL
OPEN MY PRESENTS EARLY.

I'M SURE I PUT A SLED
ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST.

YEP. HERE IT IS,

BETWEEN THE SHETLAND PONY
AND THE STEREO.

I TOLD YOU,

IT'S A TRADITION TO
OPEN YOUR PRESENTS
ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.

PLEASE
DON'T MAKE ME WAIT.

I'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
IMPOSSIBLE.

IT'S TOMORROW MORNING.

OH, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL WAIT...

NOT.

CAPTAIN GOSALYN
SCANS THE HORIZON.

AHA! TARGET SIGHTED.

I AM THE TERROR
THAT UNWRAPS AT NIGHT.

AAH!

GOSALYN, ARE YOU TRYING
TO OPEN YOUR PRESENTS?

NO. REPLACING
AN ORNAMENT!

AFTER ALL,
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BREAK
A CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

DON'T YOU DARE!

MY DAD--
THE CHRISTMAS COP.

CALLING ALL TREES.

IT'S TIME
TO TURN THE YULETIDE,

BREAK POPCORN CHAINS,

TOSS OFF TINSEL,

AND RISE UP
AGAINST OPPRESSORS!

NOW FALL IN
AND ONWARD TO VICTORY!

HUP-2, 3, 4.

HUP-2, 3, 4.

HUP-2, 3, 4.

CALLING ALL TREES.

PREPARE FOR OPERATION
CHRISTMAS CHEER!

[SNORING]

WAAH!

HE STOLE MY DOLLY!

OHH! YOU THIEF!

TAKE THAT AND THAT
AND THAT AND THAT!

OW AND OW AND OW.

[BELL RINGING]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS. HEH HEH.
PEACE ON EARTH.

OUCH!

HEY, GIVE ME THAT,
YOU CREEP.

AHH, NOW THAT'S
THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT.

SPOILING CHRISTMAS
WILL BE EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT.

WHOA! OOCH!
WHOA-HO!

WHY I OUGHT TO...

NOW FOR
PHASE TWO.

SINISTER SANTA.

HO HO HO HO!

HAVE A CANDY CANE.
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HO HO HO HO--OH!

HO HO HO!

AND WHAT DO YOU WANT,
LITTLE BOY?

A DRUM.

GOOD. I WANT YOU
TO BEAT IT.

YOU'RE LAST,
LITTLE GIRL.

I'M OUT OF GIFTS.

I'LL NEED THIS DOLLY
FOR NEXT YEAR.

WAAH!

WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

I'M NOT FOOLED.
YOU'RE NOT SANTA.

YOU'RE TOO SKINNY
AND TOO GREEN.

THAT HURT.

UHH!

AAH!

DAVE! NOW WHERE'S
THAT BOY OFF TO?

HEY, IT'S SANTA CLAUS!

OOF! UH! AREN'T YOU
A LITTLE BIG FOR THIS?

HEY, YOU, SANTA!

YOU MADE MY GIRL CRY.

WA!

OH! OW! OW!
HEY, CUT THAT--

[SHOUTING AND YELLING]

HO HO HO.

DID YOU REALLY NEED
TO BUY THIS MANY GIFTS?

OF COURSE.
THISIS CHRISTMAS,
REMEMBER.

A TIME OF GIVING,
OF SHARING, OF--

MY FRUITCAKE. HELP!
SOMEONE STOLE MY FRUITCAKE.

WHO WOULD
STEAL FRUITCAKE?

WISH I KNEW.
I CAN'T GET RID OF IT.

SOMEONE STOLE MY PURSE.

AND MY BELL.

LAUNCHPAD,
THIS IS A JOB FOR...

SANTA CLAUS?

I MEANT TO DO THAT.

DISGUISED AS SANTA,

I'LL HUNT DOWN
THESE HOLIDAY
HAVOC WREAKERS.

THERE HE IS.
THERE'S SANTA.

OH, LOOKS LIKE SOME
OF SANTA'S FANS,
LAUNCHPAD.

HO HO...HO?

GET SANTA CLAUS!

AAH!

HMM. SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT SOME SINISTER FORCE

IS SAPPING
THE SEASON'S SPIRIT.

I'M NOT SINISTER,
JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.

AHA! BUSHROOT!

YOU'RE AT THE ROOT
OF THIS RIOTOUS RUCKUS.

EVERYONE CELEBRATES
THEIR OWN WAY.

THE CHRISTMAS
PARTY'S OVER.

MAYBE FOR YOU,

BUT WE ARE JUST
WARMING UP.

WE?

YOO-HOO, BOYS!

YIPE!
YIPE!

THIS TIME, YOU'VE
GONE TOO FAR, BUSHROOT.

USING CHRISTMAS TREES
TO RUIN CHRISTMAS,

IT'S--IT'S...IT'S
JUST NOT CHRISTMASY.

I CAN'T STAY TO SEE YOUR
FEATHERS GET FLOCKED,

BUT WE'VE GOT
A CHRISTMAS TO KILL.

MERRY HO HO HO!

GEE, WE COULD REALLY
BE UP A TREE.

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

SUCK TINSEL,
PINE CONE BREATH.

WHOA! NICE DECORATIONS.

SOMEHOW, THAT'S
NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.

[WOLF WHISTLE]

COME ON. LET'S MAKE
LIKE REINDEER AND FLY.

WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.

WHICH WAY WERE BUSHROOT
AND THOSE HOLIDAY
HOOLIGANS HEADED?

WE COULD FOLLOW THAT
TRAIL OF PINE NEEDLES.

IF YOU WANT TO
DO IT THE EASY WAY.

CALLING ALL TREES.
CALLING ALL TREES.

♪ 'TIS THE SEASON
TO BE GREEDY ♪♪

PROCEED WITH
OPERATION BAH HUMBUG.

OR IN OTHER WORDS,
GRAB THOSE GIFTS.

WHO ATE THE HEADS

OFF ALL
THE GINGERBREAD MEN?

I WANTED TO DO THAT.

OW!

STUPID TREE.

OOH!

HEY, YOU BIG
DIRTY TREE,

LET ME OUT
OF THIS STOCKING.

I MISSED ONE.

THERE YOU GO,
A PERFECT FIT.

HAVE YOURSELF
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.

REMEMBER,
A GIFT WORTH GIVING
IS A GIFT WORTH TAKING.

[ALARM SOUNDS]

OH, NO. A TREE ALARM.

I HA--I HATE THOSE THINGS.

YOU PUT THOSE GIFTS BACK.

HEY!
HEY!

WAIT! YOU
COME BACK HERE.

NO ONE'S GOING TO OPEN
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT EARLY

UNLESS IT'S ME.

OH, JOY TO THE WORLD.

OPERATION BAH HUMBUG
IS A SUCCESS.

CAREFUL NOW.

DON'T STUB
YOUR MISTLETOES.

SINCE I'VE STOLEN
ALL THE PRESENTS,

CHRISTMAS
IS STALE EGGNOG.

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE!

NOT THAT PESKY DUCK
AGAIN.

YOU THINK YOU'RE
SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER?

YOUR CHRISTMAS CRIME SPREE
IS CANCELED, CRANBERRY HEAD.

I'M...

WRONG CHOICE OF WORDS.

OH.

♪ ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
ARE MY TWO FRONT TEETH ♪♪

I SEE YOU ALREADY KNOW
ABOUT THOSE SNEAKY TREES.

I'LL PUT AN END TO THEIR
SEASONAL SHENANIGANS.

LAUNCHPAD!

RIGHT HERE, D.W.

GOOD. BECAUSE NOW,

IT'S TIME TO DO A LITTLE
CHRISTMAS TREE CHOPPING.

DAD, LOOK OUT!

QUICK!
SOMEBODY UNWRAP ME.

SHOULDN'T WE WAIT
UNTIL CHRISTMAS MORNING?

DON'T WORRY, DAD.
I'LL SAVE YOU.

OH. AHH. OH.

WHOA-OH!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

AAH!

GEE, I'M NEVER
GOING TO FORGET
THIS CHRISTMAS.

GOSALYN, SLOW--WHOA!

WHOA! OW!

WHOA-OH!
WHOA-OH!

WHOA!
OOH-HOO!

I DID IT. I LOST THEM.

I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT DARKWING...DUCK!

OOH! OOH!

OH.

UHH!

UHH!

WHEW, BOY. THEY OUGHT
TO PUT SEAT BELTS
IN THOSE THINGS.

OH, NO. GOSALYN, STOP!

I DON'T KNOW HOW!

COOL. LOOK AT
ALL THE PRESENTS.

CAN I KEEP THEM?

'TIS BETTER TO GIVE
THAN TO RECEIVE.

OH, ANOTHER CHRISTMAS
TRADITION, RIGHT?

NOPE. JUST SOMETHING
THAT FEELS GOOD
WHEN YOU DO IT.

YOU PLAY SANTA
AND RETURN GIFTS.

I'LL DO A LITTLE
TREE TRIMMING.

ONCE AGAIN, OUR COURAGEOUS
CHRISTMAS CRIME FIGHTER--

THAT'S ME--
SEARCHES FOR CLUES,

WATCHFUL FOR THE CORRUPT
CHRISTMAS CRIMINAL.

THAT'S ME.

NO MATTER WHAT HAZARDS
MAY BEFALL HIM--

OH!

NOTHING SHALL DETER
THE DILIGENCE
OF DARKWING DUCK.

PUH!

EXCEPT,
PERHAPS, A LASSO
OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.

SORRY TO PULL YOU AWAY
FROM YOUR HOLIDAY
HYPERBOLE, DARKWING.

NO PROBLEM, BUSHLIPS.

PUT UP YOUR ROOTS
BEFORE I FUMIGATE YOU.

CAREFUL WITH THAT.
YOU'LL UPSET DOUGLAS.

DOUGLAS?

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
MY NEW BEST FRIEND--
DOUGLAS FIR.

YAH! HEE HEE!

WHOA! WHOA! OOH!

AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO DECORATE THE DUCK.

YAAH! HA!

THANK YOU,
WATER DEPARTMENT.

MY BEAK'S FROZEN.

CALLING ALL TREES.
CALLING ALL TREES.

♪ DECK THE DUCK ♪

♪ WITH EVERYTHING
YOU'VE GOT ♪

♪ FA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪♪

OOH! ARGH! MMM!

THAT DOES IT.

NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOLD STILL.

THE GAME'S OVER.

TIME TO HIT THE SHOWERS.

MY TREES. NO.

PLEASE. NO!

I'M TOO YOUNG TO BECOME
A FROZEN VEGETABLE.

YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP.

WELL, ANOTHER
FIENDISH PLAN
NIPPED IN THE BUD.

HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
WHY SO GLUM?

I'VE JUST VANQUISHED
THE VILLAIN.

YOU'VE RETURNED GIFTS.

ALL EXCEPT
HONKER'S FAMILY.

THEIRS WERE MISSING.

LUCKILY, MINE
WERE ALL HERE.

AW, GEE, HONKMAN.

I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
WE COULD DO.

WELL, IT'S O.K.

THE REAL SANTA CLAUS
WILL BRING SOMETHING.

POOR LITTLE GUY.

HE IS NOT.

I MEAN,
YOU CAN'T BE POOR

IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS.

[SNORING]

[BELLS JINGLE]

IT'S SANTA CLAUS.

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

[BELLS JINGLE]

HEH HEH HEH!

HO HO HO!

HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO COME IN THE WI--

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

WHOA!

YEOW!

HELP! GET ME OUT
OF HERE! HELP ME!

[BELLS JINGLE]

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

OH, DEAR.

MERRY CHRISTMAS
SOME MORE.

AW, ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

HO HO HO!

YOU KNOW, GOSALYN,

GIVING THE MUDDLEFOOTS
YOUR PRESENTS

WAS A NICE THING
TO DO.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

THANKS, DAD.

HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

THE CARD READS,
"TO GOSALYN FROM SANTA."

OHH, GEE,
MY VERY OWN SLED.

WHEN DID YOU
GET HER THAT?

I DIDN'T. I THOUGHT
YOU--WAIT A MINUTE.

IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT
AND I DIDN'T,

THEN WHO...

NAH. HEH HEH,

BUT THEN AGAIN, HE
IS A CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO!

STOP! SANTA, HELP!

I PROMISE I'LL NEVER
BE BAD AGAIN.

PLEASE, JUST
GET ME OUT OF HERE.

HELP!