Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 40 - Darkwing Doubloon - full transcript

♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

♪ HERE COMES ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LOOK OUT!

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

300 YEARS AGO,

THERE WAS ANOTHER
MASKED MALLARD

WHO FOUGHT FOR JUSTICE--
DARKWING DOUBLOON!

SEAMAN DRAKE,
HEAD THATAWAY.

MORE TEA,
SEAMAN DRAKE.

AND MAKE IT QUICK.
HEH HEH.

YES, YOUR MAJESTIES.

IT'S THE DARKWING
DOUBLOON!

SCOURGE OF
THE SEVEN SEAS!

IT'S ONLY YOUR CREW, DEAR.

WHEW! HA HA.
THANK GOODNESS!

LITTLE DO THEY KNOW...

AND I MEAN THAT.

THERE WERE SUPERVILLAINS
JUST LIKE TODAY.

IN FACT,
EXACTLY LIKE TODAY.

SPLASH ME AND
I'LL EVAPORATE YOU.

YOU AND WHAT NAVY?

KEEP IT DOWN.
NEGADUCK'S ON DECK!

OH, I'M
SHAKING LIKE A LEAF.

I HOPE IT'S NOT ON
MY ACCOUNT, BUSHROOT.

NO, NO, CAPTAIN.

SHIP OFF PORT!

HA HA HA!
IT'S PLANK TIME!

THE KING'S SHIP AND JEWELS!

UP ANCHOR!
BRING HER ABOUT!

[SNORING]

AVAST! YOU'VE BEEN
BOARDED BY NEGADUCK!

OH, THANK GOODNESS!

I THOUGHT IT WAS
THE DARKWING DOUBLOON.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT
THE DARKWING DOUBLOON!

I'LL SHOW HIM WHAT
A PIRATE REALLY IS!

SEAMAN DRAKE,
DO SOMETHING!

UNHAND THE KING'S JEWELS,
SCOUNDREL.

YOU FORGOT THE REST
OF YOUR SWORD, CUR.

I THINK NOT.

HERE, LET ME HELP YOU
WITH THAT.

MY JEWELS!
WHATEVER SHALL I DO?

HELP, HELP!

THE KING'S SHIP
IS SINKING!

SHE'S GOING DOWN,
SIRE.

QUICK!
TO THE LIFEBOAT!

SAVE YOURSELVES.

IT'S MY DUTY TO GO
DOWN WITH THE SHIP.

UNDER THE GUISE OF THE FEARSOME
PIRATE DARKWING DOUBLOON,

I STRIKE FOR JUSTICE!

I WONDER WHAT WRONG
WE'LL RIGHT TODAY?

BEATS ME.

JUST SO THERE'S
LOTS OF SAILING.

THE TERROR IS WITH YOU!

DOUBLOON'S SO TRICKY
I CAN'T SEE HIM.

GREAT NEWS, BUCKOS.

THE KING'S JEWELS
WERE STOLEN.

WHO STOLE THEM?

THE ALLEGED PIRATE,
NEGADUCK...

WHO'S ABOUT TO GET
HIS SWASH BUCKLED.

PREPARE TO DO BATTLE
FROM THE KING'S VESSEL.

WAIT FOR ME THERE.

ONE FOR YOU...

36 FOR ME.

I AM THE TERROR
THAT SAILS THE SEAS.

I AM THE FLEA
ON YOUR PARROT.

I AM THE
DARKWING DOUBLOON!

SO, WE FINALLY MEET,
DARKWING DOUBLOON.

I'M SURE YOU'RE IMPRESSED.

NOT BAD FOR
A SPUD-MUTTERING
JACKANAPE.

COMING FROM
A YURKEL-HOISTING
WAVECRUSHER,

THAT'S
A COMPLIMENT.

A REAL PIRATE
PREFERS ACTION TO TALK!

FAREWELL, NEGADUCK.

YOU HAVE BEATEN
THE GREAT
DARKWING DOUBLOON!

AAH!

SPLASH!

DIMWIT BUFFOON.

HA!

AND NOW MY PRIZE,
NEGADUCK...

YOU CAN LOAD
THE KING'S JEWELS
ON MY SHIP.

NEVER!

HOW SCURRILOUS OF YOU.

I'LL TAKE THIS

AS A REMEMBRANCE
OF OUR MEETING,

DARKWING BUFFOON.

VICTORY!

THEN I CHASED HIM UP THE RIGGING
LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY.

I BESTED HIM AT EVERY TURN.
HA HA!

THEN WHERE
ARE THE JEWELS?

MY FIRST ENCOUNTER
WAS TO GIVE

A FALSE SENSE OF ADVANTAGE.

WE'LL SHOW HIM
THE SCOURGE OF THE SEAS.

BRING US BROADSIDE,
L.P.

COMING BACK
FOR THIS, BUFFOON?

LOOKS LIKE
WE HAVE THE KING'S
JEWELS, NEGADUCK.

GO BACK! GO BACK!

UH-OH.

QUICK, TAKE THE JEWELS
AND HIDE THEM.

EXCELLENT PLAN.

WE CAN'T JUST
TAKE THEM.

A HERO ANNOUNCES
HIS PLANS
THEN DOES IT.

WE'RE TAKING THE JEWELS!

BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!

YI, YI, YI, YI!

KIND OF SLIPPERY,
AREN'T YOU?

GOOD IDEA!

WHOA!

HERE, HIDE SOME JEWELS.

AYE, GOS.

HIDE THESE.

WE'LL TAKE THEM
BACK TO THE SHIP.

RIGHTEY-O, GOS.

HEY! HELP! HELP!

WHOA!

PIRATE OVERBOARD!

[POUNDING]

GIVE UP YET,
SCOUNDREL?

AH! OH! EEE! OW!

POOR KNAVE,
I KNOCKED HIM SILLY.

IT'S NOT OVER YET.

BUT YOU ARE, MATE.

ANY LAST WORDS,
BABOON?

THAT'S BUFFOON--

I MEAN, DOUBLOON!

D-O-U-B-L--

WHOA! AAH!

I, NEGADUCK,

HAVE DEFEATED DARKWING
DOUBLOON ONCE AGAIN!

YAY.
YAY.

HA HA.
WHAT A WILLY WALKER.

I DON'T LIKE
THAT WE JUST TOOK
THE TREASURE.

LIGHTEN UP, GIZ.

HE'LL BE LONG GONE
BEFORE HE REALIZES IT.

WE BETTER HIDE THE JEWELS
IN CASE HE COMES BACK.

WHAT?

AT LEAST ME TREASURE'S
STILL HERE.

WHAT THE--

THAT CHEST IS LIGHT
AS A FEATHER.

THAT CUR GOT
THE BETTER OF ME!

AAH!

OH, ROUGH SEAS.

THEY'RE GOING TO GET
A LOT ROUGHER,
LITTLE SAILOR.

[GULP]

NOW WE'VE GOT SOME
DARKWING DOUBLOON BAIT.

YOU GOT TO CATCH ME.

SPIRITED, EH?
HA HA HA!

I HATE THAT.

STOP THAT KID!

A RING, A PENDANT...

WHERE'S GOS' SHARE?

SHE MUST BE
GOOFING OFF AGAIN.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
SINCE NEGADUCK'S SHIP.

ME NEITHER.

IF SHE ISN'T HERE,

SHE MUST STILL BE THERE!

MAKE SAIL!

BACK OFF AND I'LL GO
EASY ON YOU.

YOU'RE BEING
SPIRITED AGAIN.

HE HATES THAT.

[GULP] I KNOW.

[ENGINE IDLES]

SHH!

Quiet as ship mice!

[ENGINE REVS,
TIRES SQUEAL]

SMASH, SIT ON THEM.

SO MUCH FOR SHIP MICE.

I DON'T WANT
TO USE THIS...

UNHAND MY CREW MEMBER.

[NEGADUCK]
I DON'T THINK SO,
BUFFOON.

HE MEANS IT,
DOUBLOON!

DON'T GET SPIRITED.
HE HATES THAT.

AT LEAST
WE'LL GET YOU BACK.

WE CAN ALWAYS COLLECT
THE JEWELS.

YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE,
NEGADUCK...

FOR NOW.

THE JEWELS ARE
YOURS, NEGADUCK.

NOW RETURN
MY CREW MEMBER.

MMM...

NAH.

WHAT?

WHAT? NAH?

I HIT THE SPOT!
I WANT TO WIN!
ME, ME, ME!

OOH, HE'S SO BAD.

REMEMBER WHAT
YOU SAID, D.W.

WITH PIRATES,
ALL IS FAIR.

NEVER MIND!

RIGHT NOW
WE NEED TO PLAN.

I GOT IT.

WE COULD SINK THEIR SHIP.

BRILLIANT, L.P.,

EXCEPT WE'D LOSE
GOSALYN AND THE JEWELS
IN THE PROCESS.

WAIT. I'VE GOT IT.

WE'LL LET HIM
SINKOUR SHIP.

WE'LL NEED SOME PIPE
AND THAT PUMP.

AND ALSO, DON'T FORGET--

WE CAN'T HIDE
TREASURE ON OUR ISLAND

AS LONG AS THAT DARKWING
BUFFOON SAILS THE SEAS.

PFFT!

OH, THERE'S
AN ISLAND.

THAT'S WHERE YOU
KEEP YOUR TREASURE.

YOU BET WE DO,
MISSY.

YOU TOLD HER
ABOUT THE MAP.

HE ALMOST TOLD HER
IT'S IN YOUR CABIN.

WHAT ARE YOU
DUCKHEADS DOING?

COME OVER HERE!
I'M GOING TO GET YOU!

WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO
SAY FOR YOURSELF NOW?

YOU CALL THIS
A PIRATE CABIN?

MY ROOM'S
EVEN SCARIER.

HUH?

HEY, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY CABIN?

[BOOM]

RETURN THEIR FIRE!

EXCELLENT.
ACCORDING TO PLAN.

HE'LL COME BACK
TO FINISH US OFF,

THEN WE POUNCE.

OH, GOOD.
I LIKE POUNCING.

BRING 'ER ABOUT.

NEGADUCK DOES NOT RUN
FROM A FIGHT.

READY, L.P.?

ON MY SIGNAL.

SIGNAL!

ALL RIGHT AT THIS
END, DOUBLOON.

AHA. IT'S WORKING.

HA! SHE'S GOING UNDER.

QUICK.
MAKE ANOTHER PASS.

HOORAY!
YEAH!

YOU KNOW, I'M
IMPRESSED WITH YOU.

YOU'D MAKE
A WONDERFUL FIGUREHEAD.

TIE HER TO THE BOW.

HA HA HA!
CHILD'S PLAY,
BUSHY.

INDEED.

OOH...WHO ARE YOU--
LET ME GO!

GOS IS TIED
TO THE BOW!

HE'S COMING
RIGHT FOR US.

IS THAT THE PLAN?

NO, IT'S--
UH, OF COURSE, L.P.

EVERYTHING IS PART
OF DOUBLOON'S PLAN.

HELP!

STEER LIKE
NEVER BEFORE, L.P.

GOS' LIFE
DEPENDS ON IT.

I WON'T STEER YOU
WRONG, D.W.

NOW, FULL SAIL.

YAA HA HA HOOIE!

IT'S A TRICK!

WHEN HIS SHIP NEARS,

THROW ME
LIKE A CANNONBALL
ONTO HIS DECK.

NO, STEG!

GET HIM!

AHA! JUST WHERE
I WANT YOU.

EVERYONE IS DRAWN
TO YOUR MAGNETIC
PERSONALITY, MEGAVOLT.

AHH...

MISSED ME.

HOLD ON, GOS.

LIKE I HAD
A CHOICE.

NOW TO FINISH
THAT BUFFOON'S SHIP.

WHOA!

DOUBLOON!

NO PROBLEM.

PROBLEM!

HURRY!

GOOD WORK--
AND JUST IN TIME.

THIS IS PART
OF MY PLAN...REALLY.

CREW OVERBOARD!

RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

LOOK OUT BELOW!

AT LAST I AM THE SCOURGE
OF THE SEAS! HA HA!

GREAT TO HAVE
YOU BACK, GOS.

YEAH.

IT'S NOT
OVER YET.

NOT OVER?

WE LOST THE JEWELS,
THE SHIP,

AND MY REPUTATION
AS SCOURGE!

YOU'RE STILL
SCOURGE TO US.

YEAH.
YOU'RE THE WORST.

YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM.

BY GOSH, I'M GOING
AFTER NEGADUCK!

AND I KNOW
WHERE TO FIND HIM.

YOU STOLE
NEGADUCK'S MAP, GOS?

I JUST BORROWED IT.

ALL'S FAIR
WITH PIRATES.

NOW, LET'S
GO GET NEGADUCK.

SAIL ME.

I'VE GOT
THE MOTOR POWER.

ALL RIGHT!

WE JUST WON
A GREAT VICTORY.

AND I DON'T HEAR
ANY PIRATES SINGING.

♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING
TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪

♪ PIRATES HAVE
SOMETHING TO FEAR ♪

♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING
TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪

♪ PIRATES HAVE
SOMETHING TO FEAR ♪

♪ TAKE A SHIP,
SINK A SHIP ♪

♪ TAKE THE JEWELS ♪

♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING
TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪

♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING
TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪

♪ PIRATES HAVE
SOMETHING TO FEAR ♪

♪ TAKE THE JEWELS-- ♪

♪ PIRATES HAVE SOMETHING
TO FEAR ON THE SEA ♪♪

PIRATES, I DON'T HEAR--

WHOA!

LIKE THE NIGHT,
NEGADUCK,

DARKWING DOUBLOON
RETURNS.

FOR THE LAST TIME.

YOU'VE SAID THAT
BEFORE.

THIS TIME'S FOR KEEPS.

YEAH. RIGHT.

YOU'RE AT WICK'S END,
DOUBLOON.

WELL, I'LL BE.

ME, TOO.

THE TREASURE AND CAPTIVES
ARE ON BOARD.

DARKWING DOUBLOON
ALWAYS TRIUMPHS...

IN THE END.

YOU CAN'T
KEEP US HERE, YOU
ROYAL DINGHY KEEPER.

QUIET OR I'LL SUMMON
DARKWING DOUBLOON.

YEAH! QUIET!

YEAH. STILL SCOURGE
OF THE SEVEN SEAS.

OH, YOUR MAJESTY,

I FOUND THESE.

YOU LOCATE A SHIP,
AND NOW YOU FOUND MY JEWELS.

SEAMAN DRAKE, YOU DESERVE
A GRAND REWARD.

SERVING KING
AND ROYAL FAMILY IS
REWARD ENOUGH FOR ME...

BUT THIS I WOULD
TREASURE, SIRE.

VERY WELL, SEAMAN DRAKE.

IT IS YOURS.

NOW HEAD, UM...

UH...UH, THATAWAY.