Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 38 - Disguise the Limit - full transcript
Negaduck is back at his old game, but this time he's doing his dirty deeds in Darkwing's costume! To protect Darkwing from the angry citizens of St. Canard, SHUSH zaps him with a device that causes him to change to look like someone else. Now all Darkwing has to do is figure out how to track down Negaduck while transforming into a different person every five minutes.
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
[SNORING]
[GLASS BREAKS]
[EXPLOSION]
OH, DARKWING, IT'S YOU.
I THOUGHT--
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING--
STOP HIM!
STOP HIM!
DARKWING DUCK
ROBBED THE BANK!
HEY! DARKWING DUCK
STOLE MY GIRL!
EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
DARKWING DUCK STEALS...
ALL MY PAPERS.
HA HA HA!
THAT SHOULD KEEP
MY LOOK-ALIKE BUSY.
MAYBE PRETENDING
TO BE DARKWING DUCK
IS A ROTTEN TRICK,
BUT THEN...
I'M NEGADUCK--
A ROTTEN KIND OF GUY!
HA HA HA!
DARKWING DUCK,
HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?
NO NEED. IT WAS MERELY
ANOTHER HEROIC RESCUE
BY ST. CANARD'S
FAVORITE HERO.
NEXT TIME YOUR CAT'S
UP A TREE,
JUST BORROW
A LADDER, O.K.?
DID I MENTION
PRINCESS HATES
BEING HELD BY STRANGERS?
IS THAT TRUE,
PRETTY PRINCESS?
[SCREECH]
HEY! THAT LOOKS
LIKE DARKWING DUCK!
IT'S YET ANOTHER BRANCH
OF MY FAN CLUB
BEGGING
FOR AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS.
O.K.
ONE PHOTO PER CUSTOMER.
[YELLING]
O.K. TWO PER CUSTOMER.
THREE?
10! 15!
TAKE THEM ALL!
[PANTING]
I DON'T GET IT.
WHY DOES EVERYONE
WANT TO KILL ME?
TONIGHT'S
SPECIAL REPORT.
DARKWING DUCK--
EVIL LUNATIC
OR CRAZED VILLAIN?
EVIL LUNATIC
OR CRA--
CRAZED VILLAIN?
THAT'S RIGHT--VILLAIN.
DARKWING DUCK
HAS CROSSED OVER
INTO THE CRIME WORLD.
HE'S SOUGHT
BY THE AUTHORITIES
FOR NUMEROUS CRIMES,
INCLUDING ARSON, BURGLARY,
HIJACKING, KIDNAPPING,
CAT-KICKING,
INSIDER-TRADING,
AND SPITTING
ON THE SIDEWALK.
NO WONDER THE MAYOR'S
OFFERING A REWARD
OF $1 MILLION!
IMPOSSIBLE!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
I'M WORTH 10 MILLION!
IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE VOTED
FOR GUN CONTROL.
WHY HAVE YOU
SENT FOR ME,
DIRECTOR LUTHER?
AGENT GRYZLIKOV,
WE MUST FIND
DARKWING DUCK
BEFORE--
OUCH.
THE MILLION BUGS
WILL BE MINE!
THAT'S BUCKS.
MILLION BUCKS.
AGENT GRYZLIKOV,
RELEASE DARKWING
AT ONCE.
HE'S INNOCENT
OF WRONGDOING.
HOW ARE YOU
KNOWING THIS, SIR?
HE IS KNOWING
BECAUSE MY CHARACTER
IS TOO GREAT
AND BECAUSE
MY MORAL FIBER
IS TOO TOUGH.
IT'S BECAUSE WE WERE
PLAYING PARCHEESI WHEN
THE CRIMES OCCURRED.
OH, WELL,
THAT, TOO, YEAH.
SINCE THE ENTIRE CITY
THINKS YOU'RE A CRIMINAL,
YOU'LL NEED A DISGUISE.
THAT'S WHERE
DR. SARA BELLUM'S
NEW MOLECUMORPHIC
DISGUISER RAY
COMES IN.
IT CAN COMPLETELY ALTER
ANYONE'S APPEARANCE.
YI YI YI!
DUCK IS LOOKING
SAME STUPID AS LIKE BEFORE.
HE DIDN'T EXPLODE
LIKE THE OTHERS.
LOOK!
HE IS HAVING CONTRAPTIONS!
WHAT YOU ARE
STARING AT?
FOOD IN TEETH?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
DARKWING?
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME,
DARKWING, SIR?
BRRR!
WELL, I MUST HAVE
NODDED OFF.
I DREAMT
I WAS GRYZLIKOV.
YECCHH! AAH!
THAT WAS NO DREAM,
DARKWING.
APPARENTLY,
THIS RAY DOES MORE THAN
CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE.
YOU ACTUALLY
WERE GRYZLIKOV
OR A REASONABLE FACSIMILE.
OH, I SMELL NOBEL!
DR. BELLUM,
ZAP DARKWING
BACK TO NORMAL
BEFORE HE CHANGES AGAIN.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
UH-OH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
UH-OH?
DON'T WORRY, DARKWING...
I'LL HAVE IT FIXED
IN TWO SHAKES.
LET GO OF THAT WIRE,
YOU TWIT!
WELL, THERE GOES
MY NOBEL PRIZE.
BRRR!
DR. BELLUM,
I WAS YOU, WASN'T I?
INDEED. YOU TURN INTO
WHOMEVER YOU'RE LOOKING AT.
NOW WHAT DO I DO?
WELL, YOU CAN
WEAR THIS BLINDFOLD.
GEE, DAD, CAN YOU
TURN INTO ANYTHING?
CAN YOU TURN INTO
A RADIOACTIVE ALIEN
SLUG ZOMBIE?
NO. IT HAS TO BE
SOMETHING I'M LOOKING AT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WEAR A BLINDFOLD.
I'M NOT WEARING
A BLINDFOLD.
I'M NOT WAITING
TILL THAT RAY'S FIXED.
I'LL TELL THE POLICE
THAT NEGADUCK'S
COMMITTING THE CRIMES.
AAH!
GEE...
WHERE'S D.W.?
[GASPS]
OH, NO!
MY DAD'S A CHIHUAHUA!
[ARF ARF]
WE BETTER STOP HIM!
D.W. HASN'T HAD
ALL HIS SHOTS.
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
NICE, DADDY, DADDY!
HERE, BOY! HERE, D.W.!
[WHISTLES]
OHH.
OH, MAN, THIS IS BETTER
THAN I PLANNED.
"DARKWING DUCK WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE."
AND THERE'S
$1 MILLION REWARD TO BOOT!
I CAN CRUSH DARKWING
AND GET PAID FOR IT!
LITTERING, NEGADUCK?
THERE'S A FINE
FOR THAT.
SO?
LET THEM DEDUCT IT.
SHH!
THE BABY
IS SLEEPING.
SORRY, MA'AM.
AH GOO!
AH GOO?
EWW! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
WHO CARES WHAT HAPPENED?
I'VE STILL GOT HIM.
HEY, IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
I FOUND HIM.
HE'S MINE.
THOUGHT YOU'D FOOL US
WITH THAT YELLOW SUIT?
DARKWING,
UNHAND THAT BABY NOW.
HUH?
NO! YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND!
I'M NOT DARKWING.
HE'S DARKWING.
AH GOO GOO!
HEH HEH HEH.
NO, REALLY.
NOW, LOOK, IT'S ALL
JUST A BIG MIS---
GOO GOO GOO!
HEE HEE HEE!
GOO GOO GOO.
GOO GOO GOO.
GA GA GOO GOO.
GOO GOO GA GA.
MILLION BUCKS!
OUCH! WILL YOU
CUT THAT OUT?
THESE WANTED POSTERS
ARE EVERYWHERE.
WHY, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
IT'S CRIMINAL! IT'S...
NOT A BAD LIKENESS,
ACTUALLY.
AHA!
NEGADUCK!
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
STOP SCREAMING.
MY DARKWING CHUTE
WILL SAVE US.
I'LL JUST ATTACH IT
TO THE BIKE AND PRESTO!
O.K. YOU CAN START
SCREAMING AGAIN.
AAH!
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
WHAT IF MY DAD'S STUCK
BEING A DOG FOREVER?
WE'LL PUT IN A DOGGY DOOR.
GOSALYN, LAUNCHPAD,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
YOU TALKED!
FINALLY,
IT MUST BE
WEARING OFF.
DAD, YOU'RE
NOT A DOG!
WHEW! THAT'S A RELIEF.
NOW I CAN HAVE
THESE CANINE CRUNCHIES
ALL TO MYSELF.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
GOSALYN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH A--
HEY, I'M TWINS!
ANYONE FOR
A LITTLE HOUSE HOCKEY?
CHECK IT OUT!
WHOA!
GOAL!
WOW! THAT WAS
MY RICOCHET ROCKET
BANK SHOT.
THAT GOT ME BARRED
FROM THE ICE RINK.
BRRR!
I WAS YOU?
OH, BOY.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M GOING TO CHANGE.
NOT AGAIN!
I MEAN I'M GOING
TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES.
HOW DO I LOOK?
JUST LIKE YOUR POSTER.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
JUST KNOWING
THAT THE CITY THINKS
I'M A CRIMINAL
MAKES ME FEEL SO...
SO...UH....
MAKES ME
FEEL SO HUNGRY.
HEY, ME, TOO!
HUNGRY FOR...
HAMBURGER HIPPO!
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY,
DON'T BE A DIPPO ♪
♪ TRUCK ON DOWN
TO THE SIGN OF THE HIPPO ♪♪
[WHISTLE]
EXCUSE ME, BUT
I WANT MY DAD BACK!
NO PROB, GOS.
I'LL FIND D.W.
AFTER ALL,
I AM HIS SIDEKICK.
NO, WAIT! DON'T TAKE
THETHUNDERQUACK!
YOU MIGHT HURT SOMEBODY.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
IF I WERE D.W.,
WHERE WOULD I BE?
BRRR!
YIPE!
WHAT AM I DOING?
I CAN'T FLY!
LET'S SEE...
IF I WERE DARKWING...
WHERE WOULD I BE?
BINGO!
O.K., DARKWING.
COME TO PAPA!
DAD, ARE YOU O.K.?
ASIDE FROM SUSTAINING
MASSIVE INTERNAL INJURIES
IN A PLANE CRASH
AND BEING CHASED
BY THE ARMY, THE NAVY,
AND A GIRL SCOUT TROOP
WITH PINKING SHEARS,
YEAH, I'M JUST PEACHY.
WE THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT BE HURT.
HA HA HA!
HURT? ME?
HAH!
OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
WHENEVER I'M ABOUT
TO CATCH NEGADUCK,
BOING! I TURN INTO
SOMETHING AWFUL.
I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.
YOU CAN'T, D.W.
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND NEGADUCK
AND PROVE YOU'RE INNOCENT.
HOW? WHO KNOWS
WHERE HE'LL STRIKE NEXT?
I'LL BET HE DOES.
OF COURSE!
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS LOOK HERE.
NEXT TIME I CHANGE,
I'LL BECOME NEGADUCK.
THEN I'LL KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE HE IS.
WHOA.
NICE TIMING, D.W.
HA HA HA!
SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK
THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
HELLO, DARKWING.
GOOD NEWS.
THE RAY'S FIXED.
DARKWING WON'T BE
NEEDING ANY RAY.
HE'LL NEED...
AN AMBULANCE!
AND NOW, HEH HEH HEH...
WANT TO PLAY
MOTH AND THE FLAME?
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
RELAX. THIS WILL BE LIKE
BARBECUING HOT DOGS,
ONLY YOU'LL BE
THE WEENIE!
AAH!
HA HA! YOU'RE NOT
GETTING OFF THAT EASY.
BLAST IT!
WHERE DID THEY GO?
BAH, THOSE TWO AREN'T
WORTH THE TROUBLE.
BESIDES, I'VE GOT
BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
HA HA HA!
LAUNCHPAD,
WE BETTER FIND
DR. BELLUM.
SHE'LL
MAKE DAD NORMAL.
YEAH, BUT HOW
WILL WE FIND D.W.?
I THINK WE'LL
PICK UP HIS TRAIL.
MEANWHILE,
TONIGHT'S TOP STORY--
THE DARKWING CRISIS,
DAY ONE.
DARKWING DUCK
HAS CROSSED OVER
INTO THE CRIME WORLD.
POLICE NEED A BREAK.
A BREAK? WHEN I
CATCH THE POLLYANNA,
I'LL BREAK
ALL HIS BONES...
TWICE!
I'LL NEVER USE A CANNERY
FOR A HIDEOUT AGAIN,
ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE
THE ROTTEN SMELL.
DISGUISING
YOURSELF AS ME,
EH, DARKWING?
IT'LL NEVER WORK.
WHAT?
YOU'RE DARKWING
DISGUISED AS ME.
THERE AIN'T ROOM
IN THIS TOWN FOR BOTH OF ME.
I'LL MASH YOU!
OH, YEAH?
I'LL MASH YOU,
SMASH YOU,
AND TRASH YOU!
OH, YEAH?
YEAH!
OH, YEAH?
YEAH, YEAH!
HAH!
HAH!
HAH HAH HAH!
STOP!
DOCTOR, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR? ZAP HIM!
WHICH HIM DO I ZAP?
OH, WELL.
EENY, MEENY,
MINY, ZAP.
DUCK FLAMBE.
WHEW!
HIT THE WRONG DUCK,
DID WE?
DARKWING, I'M A DOCTOR,
NOT A DUCK PICKER.
IT'S MY FAVORITE
CANNED FISH MASCOT
WACKY MACKEREL.
♪ WHEN YOUR QUACK
IS LESS THAN QUACKERO ♪
♪ WHEN YOUR JAIL
HAS LOST OUR JACKERO ♪
♪ WHEN YOU CRAVE
A LITTLE SNACKERO ♪
♪ WHY NOT EAT SOME FISH ♪♪
YOU'RE NOT
TAP DANCING YOUR WAY
OUT OF THIS ONE.
AWK!
COME ON. LET'S MOVE IT.
WHO'S
THIS PUSHY KID?
HEE-YAH!
OW!
HAD ENOUGH, NEGADUCK?
YOU CAN'T WIN
IN A FAIR FIGHT.
SO WHO FIGHTS FAIR?
WAIT A MINUTE.
MAYBE I CAN TURN THIS
TO MY ADVANTAGE.
OW!
ARR! WATCH IT, MATEY!
AHOY!
IT'S CHOW TIME!
OUCH! OW! OW!
COME BACK HERE!
AVAST THERE, MATEY!
WHERE'S ME LOBSTER?
YIPE!
HERE. GIVE ME THAT RAY.
DON'T WORRY. I'LL HELP.
GOSALYN, NO!
KEEN GEAR!
COOL RAY GUN!
THAT'S RIGHT,
LITTLE MISS DARKWING.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR A LITTLE DOCK HOCKEY.
NICE TRY, SQUIRT.
UH-OH.
GOAL!
YAHOO!
THE OLD RICOCHET
ROCKET BANK SHOT
GETS THEM EVERY TIME.
OH, NO!
NOW WHAT DID I DO?
NEVER FEAR.
ONCE AGAIN,
DARKWING DUCK,
THAT PARAGON
OF LAW AND ORDER,
TRIUMPHS.
[SIRENS]
THE COPS!
HOLD IT, DARKWING!
AH! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU,
OFFICER.
I'VE GOT YOUR PUBLIC ENEMY
NUMBER ONE RIGHT HERE.
BEHOLD! MY COSTUME
AND MY DEVILISH DOUBLE,
NEGADUCK!
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE US,
DARKWING?
AH, FORGET IT, BOYS.
RIGHT NOW, I'VE
GOT TO MAKE SURE
THIS DOESN'T FALL
INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
YAA!
YAA!
UH-OH.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
OH, BOY.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
OH!
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
[SNORING]
[GLASS BREAKS]
[EXPLOSION]
OH, DARKWING, IT'S YOU.
I THOUGHT--
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING--
STOP HIM!
STOP HIM!
DARKWING DUCK
ROBBED THE BANK!
HEY! DARKWING DUCK
STOLE MY GIRL!
EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
DARKWING DUCK STEALS...
ALL MY PAPERS.
HA HA HA!
THAT SHOULD KEEP
MY LOOK-ALIKE BUSY.
MAYBE PRETENDING
TO BE DARKWING DUCK
IS A ROTTEN TRICK,
BUT THEN...
I'M NEGADUCK--
A ROTTEN KIND OF GUY!
HA HA HA!
DARKWING DUCK,
HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?
NO NEED. IT WAS MERELY
ANOTHER HEROIC RESCUE
BY ST. CANARD'S
FAVORITE HERO.
NEXT TIME YOUR CAT'S
UP A TREE,
JUST BORROW
A LADDER, O.K.?
DID I MENTION
PRINCESS HATES
BEING HELD BY STRANGERS?
IS THAT TRUE,
PRETTY PRINCESS?
[SCREECH]
HEY! THAT LOOKS
LIKE DARKWING DUCK!
IT'S YET ANOTHER BRANCH
OF MY FAN CLUB
BEGGING
FOR AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS.
O.K.
ONE PHOTO PER CUSTOMER.
[YELLING]
O.K. TWO PER CUSTOMER.
THREE?
10! 15!
TAKE THEM ALL!
[PANTING]
I DON'T GET IT.
WHY DOES EVERYONE
WANT TO KILL ME?
TONIGHT'S
SPECIAL REPORT.
DARKWING DUCK--
EVIL LUNATIC
OR CRAZED VILLAIN?
EVIL LUNATIC
OR CRA--
CRAZED VILLAIN?
THAT'S RIGHT--VILLAIN.
DARKWING DUCK
HAS CROSSED OVER
INTO THE CRIME WORLD.
HE'S SOUGHT
BY THE AUTHORITIES
FOR NUMEROUS CRIMES,
INCLUDING ARSON, BURGLARY,
HIJACKING, KIDNAPPING,
CAT-KICKING,
INSIDER-TRADING,
AND SPITTING
ON THE SIDEWALK.
NO WONDER THE MAYOR'S
OFFERING A REWARD
OF $1 MILLION!
IMPOSSIBLE!
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
I'M WORTH 10 MILLION!
IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
I KNEW I SHOULD'VE VOTED
FOR GUN CONTROL.
WHY HAVE YOU
SENT FOR ME,
DIRECTOR LUTHER?
AGENT GRYZLIKOV,
WE MUST FIND
DARKWING DUCK
BEFORE--
OUCH.
THE MILLION BUGS
WILL BE MINE!
THAT'S BUCKS.
MILLION BUCKS.
AGENT GRYZLIKOV,
RELEASE DARKWING
AT ONCE.
HE'S INNOCENT
OF WRONGDOING.
HOW ARE YOU
KNOWING THIS, SIR?
HE IS KNOWING
BECAUSE MY CHARACTER
IS TOO GREAT
AND BECAUSE
MY MORAL FIBER
IS TOO TOUGH.
IT'S BECAUSE WE WERE
PLAYING PARCHEESI WHEN
THE CRIMES OCCURRED.
OH, WELL,
THAT, TOO, YEAH.
SINCE THE ENTIRE CITY
THINKS YOU'RE A CRIMINAL,
YOU'LL NEED A DISGUISE.
THAT'S WHERE
DR. SARA BELLUM'S
NEW MOLECUMORPHIC
DISGUISER RAY
COMES IN.
IT CAN COMPLETELY ALTER
ANYONE'S APPEARANCE.
YI YI YI!
DUCK IS LOOKING
SAME STUPID AS LIKE BEFORE.
HE DIDN'T EXPLODE
LIKE THE OTHERS.
LOOK!
HE IS HAVING CONTRAPTIONS!
WHAT YOU ARE
STARING AT?
FOOD IN TEETH?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
DARKWING?
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME,
DARKWING, SIR?
BRRR!
WELL, I MUST HAVE
NODDED OFF.
I DREAMT
I WAS GRYZLIKOV.
YECCHH! AAH!
THAT WAS NO DREAM,
DARKWING.
APPARENTLY,
THIS RAY DOES MORE THAN
CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE.
YOU ACTUALLY
WERE GRYZLIKOV
OR A REASONABLE FACSIMILE.
OH, I SMELL NOBEL!
DR. BELLUM,
ZAP DARKWING
BACK TO NORMAL
BEFORE HE CHANGES AGAIN.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
UH-OH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
UH-OH?
DON'T WORRY, DARKWING...
I'LL HAVE IT FIXED
IN TWO SHAKES.
LET GO OF THAT WIRE,
YOU TWIT!
WELL, THERE GOES
MY NOBEL PRIZE.
BRRR!
DR. BELLUM,
I WAS YOU, WASN'T I?
INDEED. YOU TURN INTO
WHOMEVER YOU'RE LOOKING AT.
NOW WHAT DO I DO?
WELL, YOU CAN
WEAR THIS BLINDFOLD.
GEE, DAD, CAN YOU
TURN INTO ANYTHING?
CAN YOU TURN INTO
A RADIOACTIVE ALIEN
SLUG ZOMBIE?
NO. IT HAS TO BE
SOMETHING I'M LOOKING AT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WEAR A BLINDFOLD.
I'M NOT WEARING
A BLINDFOLD.
I'M NOT WAITING
TILL THAT RAY'S FIXED.
I'LL TELL THE POLICE
THAT NEGADUCK'S
COMMITTING THE CRIMES.
AAH!
GEE...
WHERE'S D.W.?
[GASPS]
OH, NO!
MY DAD'S A CHIHUAHUA!
[ARF ARF]
WE BETTER STOP HIM!
D.W. HASN'T HAD
ALL HIS SHOTS.
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
NICE, DADDY, DADDY!
HERE, BOY! HERE, D.W.!
[WHISTLES]
OHH.
OH, MAN, THIS IS BETTER
THAN I PLANNED.
"DARKWING DUCK WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE."
AND THERE'S
$1 MILLION REWARD TO BOOT!
I CAN CRUSH DARKWING
AND GET PAID FOR IT!
LITTERING, NEGADUCK?
THERE'S A FINE
FOR THAT.
SO?
LET THEM DEDUCT IT.
SHH!
THE BABY
IS SLEEPING.
SORRY, MA'AM.
AH GOO!
AH GOO?
EWW! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
WHO CARES WHAT HAPPENED?
I'VE STILL GOT HIM.
HEY, IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
I FOUND HIM.
HE'S MINE.
THOUGHT YOU'D FOOL US
WITH THAT YELLOW SUIT?
DARKWING,
UNHAND THAT BABY NOW.
HUH?
NO! YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND!
I'M NOT DARKWING.
HE'S DARKWING.
AH GOO GOO!
HEH HEH HEH.
NO, REALLY.
NOW, LOOK, IT'S ALL
JUST A BIG MIS---
GOO GOO GOO!
HEE HEE HEE!
GOO GOO GOO.
GOO GOO GOO.
GA GA GOO GOO.
GOO GOO GA GA.
MILLION BUCKS!
OUCH! WILL YOU
CUT THAT OUT?
THESE WANTED POSTERS
ARE EVERYWHERE.
WHY, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
IT'S CRIMINAL! IT'S...
NOT A BAD LIKENESS,
ACTUALLY.
AHA!
NEGADUCK!
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
STOP SCREAMING.
MY DARKWING CHUTE
WILL SAVE US.
I'LL JUST ATTACH IT
TO THE BIKE AND PRESTO!
O.K. YOU CAN START
SCREAMING AGAIN.
AAH!
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
WHAT IF MY DAD'S STUCK
BEING A DOG FOREVER?
WE'LL PUT IN A DOGGY DOOR.
GOSALYN, LAUNCHPAD,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
YOU TALKED!
FINALLY,
IT MUST BE
WEARING OFF.
DAD, YOU'RE
NOT A DOG!
WHEW! THAT'S A RELIEF.
NOW I CAN HAVE
THESE CANINE CRUNCHIES
ALL TO MYSELF.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
GOSALYN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH A--
HEY, I'M TWINS!
ANYONE FOR
A LITTLE HOUSE HOCKEY?
CHECK IT OUT!
WHOA!
GOAL!
WOW! THAT WAS
MY RICOCHET ROCKET
BANK SHOT.
THAT GOT ME BARRED
FROM THE ICE RINK.
BRRR!
I WAS YOU?
OH, BOY.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M GOING TO CHANGE.
NOT AGAIN!
I MEAN I'M GOING
TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES.
HOW DO I LOOK?
JUST LIKE YOUR POSTER.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
JUST KNOWING
THAT THE CITY THINKS
I'M A CRIMINAL
MAKES ME FEEL SO...
SO...UH....
MAKES ME
FEEL SO HUNGRY.
HEY, ME, TOO!
HUNGRY FOR...
HAMBURGER HIPPO!
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY,
DON'T BE A DIPPO ♪
♪ TRUCK ON DOWN
TO THE SIGN OF THE HIPPO ♪♪
[WHISTLE]
EXCUSE ME, BUT
I WANT MY DAD BACK!
NO PROB, GOS.
I'LL FIND D.W.
AFTER ALL,
I AM HIS SIDEKICK.
NO, WAIT! DON'T TAKE
THETHUNDERQUACK!
YOU MIGHT HURT SOMEBODY.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
IF I WERE D.W.,
WHERE WOULD I BE?
BRRR!
YIPE!
WHAT AM I DOING?
I CAN'T FLY!
LET'S SEE...
IF I WERE DARKWING...
WHERE WOULD I BE?
BINGO!
O.K., DARKWING.
COME TO PAPA!
DAD, ARE YOU O.K.?
ASIDE FROM SUSTAINING
MASSIVE INTERNAL INJURIES
IN A PLANE CRASH
AND BEING CHASED
BY THE ARMY, THE NAVY,
AND A GIRL SCOUT TROOP
WITH PINKING SHEARS,
YEAH, I'M JUST PEACHY.
WE THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT BE HURT.
HA HA HA!
HURT? ME?
HAH!
OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
WHENEVER I'M ABOUT
TO CATCH NEGADUCK,
BOING! I TURN INTO
SOMETHING AWFUL.
I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP.
YOU CAN'T, D.W.
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND NEGADUCK
AND PROVE YOU'RE INNOCENT.
HOW? WHO KNOWS
WHERE HE'LL STRIKE NEXT?
I'LL BET HE DOES.
OF COURSE!
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS LOOK HERE.
NEXT TIME I CHANGE,
I'LL BECOME NEGADUCK.
THEN I'LL KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE HE IS.
WHOA.
NICE TIMING, D.W.
HA HA HA!
SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK
THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
HELLO, DARKWING.
GOOD NEWS.
THE RAY'S FIXED.
DARKWING WON'T BE
NEEDING ANY RAY.
HE'LL NEED...
AN AMBULANCE!
AND NOW, HEH HEH HEH...
WANT TO PLAY
MOTH AND THE FLAME?
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
RELAX. THIS WILL BE LIKE
BARBECUING HOT DOGS,
ONLY YOU'LL BE
THE WEENIE!
AAH!
HA HA! YOU'RE NOT
GETTING OFF THAT EASY.
BLAST IT!
WHERE DID THEY GO?
BAH, THOSE TWO AREN'T
WORTH THE TROUBLE.
BESIDES, I'VE GOT
BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
HA HA HA!
LAUNCHPAD,
WE BETTER FIND
DR. BELLUM.
SHE'LL
MAKE DAD NORMAL.
YEAH, BUT HOW
WILL WE FIND D.W.?
I THINK WE'LL
PICK UP HIS TRAIL.
MEANWHILE,
TONIGHT'S TOP STORY--
THE DARKWING CRISIS,
DAY ONE.
DARKWING DUCK
HAS CROSSED OVER
INTO THE CRIME WORLD.
POLICE NEED A BREAK.
A BREAK? WHEN I
CATCH THE POLLYANNA,
I'LL BREAK
ALL HIS BONES...
TWICE!
I'LL NEVER USE A CANNERY
FOR A HIDEOUT AGAIN,
ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE
THE ROTTEN SMELL.
DISGUISING
YOURSELF AS ME,
EH, DARKWING?
IT'LL NEVER WORK.
WHAT?
YOU'RE DARKWING
DISGUISED AS ME.
THERE AIN'T ROOM
IN THIS TOWN FOR BOTH OF ME.
I'LL MASH YOU!
OH, YEAH?
I'LL MASH YOU,
SMASH YOU,
AND TRASH YOU!
OH, YEAH?
YEAH!
OH, YEAH?
YEAH, YEAH!
HAH!
HAH!
HAH HAH HAH!
STOP!
DOCTOR, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR? ZAP HIM!
WHICH HIM DO I ZAP?
OH, WELL.
EENY, MEENY,
MINY, ZAP.
DUCK FLAMBE.
WHEW!
HIT THE WRONG DUCK,
DID WE?
DARKWING, I'M A DOCTOR,
NOT A DUCK PICKER.
IT'S MY FAVORITE
CANNED FISH MASCOT
WACKY MACKEREL.
♪ WHEN YOUR QUACK
IS LESS THAN QUACKERO ♪
♪ WHEN YOUR JAIL
HAS LOST OUR JACKERO ♪
♪ WHEN YOU CRAVE
A LITTLE SNACKERO ♪
♪ WHY NOT EAT SOME FISH ♪♪
YOU'RE NOT
TAP DANCING YOUR WAY
OUT OF THIS ONE.
AWK!
COME ON. LET'S MOVE IT.
WHO'S
THIS PUSHY KID?
HEE-YAH!
OW!
HAD ENOUGH, NEGADUCK?
YOU CAN'T WIN
IN A FAIR FIGHT.
SO WHO FIGHTS FAIR?
WAIT A MINUTE.
MAYBE I CAN TURN THIS
TO MY ADVANTAGE.
OW!
ARR! WATCH IT, MATEY!
AHOY!
IT'S CHOW TIME!
OUCH! OW! OW!
COME BACK HERE!
AVAST THERE, MATEY!
WHERE'S ME LOBSTER?
YIPE!
HERE. GIVE ME THAT RAY.
DON'T WORRY. I'LL HELP.
GOSALYN, NO!
KEEN GEAR!
COOL RAY GUN!
THAT'S RIGHT,
LITTLE MISS DARKWING.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR A LITTLE DOCK HOCKEY.
NICE TRY, SQUIRT.
UH-OH.
GOAL!
YAHOO!
THE OLD RICOCHET
ROCKET BANK SHOT
GETS THEM EVERY TIME.
OH, NO!
NOW WHAT DID I DO?
NEVER FEAR.
ONCE AGAIN,
DARKWING DUCK,
THAT PARAGON
OF LAW AND ORDER,
TRIUMPHS.
[SIRENS]
THE COPS!
HOLD IT, DARKWING!
AH! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU,
OFFICER.
I'VE GOT YOUR PUBLIC ENEMY
NUMBER ONE RIGHT HERE.
BEHOLD! MY COSTUME
AND MY DEVILISH DOUBLE,
NEGADUCK!
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE US,
DARKWING?
AH, FORGET IT, BOYS.
RIGHT NOW, I'VE
GOT TO MAKE SURE
THIS DOESN'T FALL
INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
YAA!
YAA!
UH-OH.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
OH, BOY.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
OH!