Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 30 - Ghoul of My Dreams - full transcript

Morgana is using NodOff (the noxious nighttime nuisance behind St. Canard's slew of slumber time stickups) to make people steal things for her in their sleep.

♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

♪ SWOOPS OUT OF
THE SHADOWS ♪

♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE
OUT OF LUCK ♪

♪ HERE COMES ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LOOK OUT!

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

I AM THE WEIRDO

WHO SITS NEXT TO
YOU ON THE BUS.

I AM... THE SWAN PRINCE?

HEH HEH HEH.

YAAAA!

DARK, DARLING, ARE
YOU ALL RIGHT?

MORGANA MACABRE.

AT LAST, YOU'VE GIVEN UP
YOUR WICKED WAYS.

FROM NOW ON IT'LL JUST
BE THE TWO OF US.

FIGHTING CRIME
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

ALMOST THERE. ALMOST.

GOT IT!

HERE'S THE PROBLEM.

PART OF LAST NIGHT'S
DINNER WAS CLOGGING--

HMMMMM!

HEY! WHOA THERE, D.W.

A SIMPLE THANK YOU
WOULD DO JUST FINE.

PTOOO! YUK!

THIS IS POSITIVELY PATHETIC!

I'M SO BORED WAITING
FOR A CRIME TO SOLVE

I CAN'T EVEN STAY AWAKE.

AAAAHH.

COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.

IF WE CAN'T FIND A
BAD GUY TO BUST,

MAYBE THE NIGHT
AIR'LL WAKE ME UP.

OK, D.W., BUT NO KISSING.

D.W., LOOK!

HURRY IT UP, BOYS!

THERE'S A BABY IN THAT
BURNING BUILDING.

BURNING BUILDING?

IT'S OK, LITTLE FELLA.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW.

HEY!

THIS CASE IS GETTING
BATTIER BY THE MINUTE.

JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

COME ON, L.P., LET'S FIND
OUT WHO'S BEHIND THIS.

JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

THOSE BATS BELONG TO
MORGANA MACABRE.

DO WE HAVE TO GO IN THERE?

THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS.

AND BESIDES, YOU KNOW
HOW YOU GET AROUND HER.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

MORGANA'S JUST ANOTHER
COMMON CRIMINAL TO ME

AND NOTHING MORE.

SQUEAK? BACK SO SOON?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DARKWING
DUCK FOLLOWED YOU?

OH, DEAR! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

I CAN'T LET HIM SEE
ME LIKE THIS.

AAH, THANK YOU, ARCHIE.

HURRY AND HIDE WHAT YOU'VE
STOLEN FROM THE SLEEPWALKERS.

VERY NICE, MY
LITTLE PETS.

LAUNCHPAD, IT'S ONLY A HOUSE.

IT'S NOT GONNA BITE YOU.

AAH, DARK. THIS
IS A SURPRISE.

WHAT BRINGS YOU TO
MACABRE MANOR?

OOH, HELLO, MORGANA.

WE WERE JUST DRIVING BY

AND THOUGHT I'D--

OH! I MEAN, WE'RE
INVESTIGATING A CRIME SPREE

AND YOU'RE THE PRIME SEDUCTION.

UH, SUSPECT.

OH, DARK. I'VE MISSED YOU.

I WAS HOPING YOU'D KISS ME
BEFORE YOU WOKE UP.

WELL, I WOULD HAVE,

BUT-- WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT WAS MY DREAM.

AAH, YES. IT'S BEEN
MY DREAM TOO.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO KISS YOU.

OOOH, YEAAAA.

ADIEU, DARK.

COME ON. WE'D BETTER
VISIT DREAMLAND

BEFORE DARKWING FIGURES
OUT WHAT WE'RE UP TO.

NODOFF! NODOFF,
WHERE ARE YOU?

OOH, NODOFF, YOU STARTLED ME.

SO SORRY, YOUR BEAUTIFULNESS.

MIGHT THERE BE SOMETHING
I COULD DO FOR YOU.

I NEED MORE SLEEP SAND.

OF COURSE, BUT WHY?

IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG, MY LOVELY?

I MAY HAVE TO STOP THIS SCHEME
SOONER THAN I THOUGHT.

DARKWING DUCK IS
ASKING QUESTIONS.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
THIS DIMWITTED DUCK?

I WILL DESTROY HIM.

NO! YOU ARE NOT TO
HARM ONE FEATHER ON
DARKWING'S HEAD.

AND THAT'S AN ORDER.

ORDER? HUMMM.

WE'LL SEE WHO GIVES
ORDERS IN DREAM WORLD.

EEK, SQUEAK, YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO.

COME ON, MR. GREENBACKS.

THROW YOUR FASTBALL.

FIRE ONE RIGHT ACROSS
THE OLD PLATE.

NICE CATCH, ARCHIE.

DID YOU SEE THE WAY
MORGANA LOOKED AT ME?

YEAH. I JUST WISH YOU'D
SEEN THAT LAMPPOST

BEFORE WE
SLAMMED INTO IT.

AAAH, WHAT A NIGHT.

ISN'T IT ROMANTIC, L.P.?

JUST LOOK AT THAT MOON,

THE STARS, THOSE
FALLING GOLD BRICKS.

FALLING GOLD BRICKS!

AH-HA, IT'S THE WIND UP

AND THE-- HEY! OOOUGH!

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO
WEIRDOS DOING IN MY BEDROOM?

DARKWING DUCK AT YOUR SERVICE.

OH, YEAH? WELL,
DUCK THIS.

WAAA!

WILL YOU STOP?

AAH, DARKWING DUCK LOOKS EVEN
MORE HANDSOME IN THE MOONLIGHT.

NOW, WHERE DID YOU TWO
PUT THE SLEEP SAND?

WELL, DON'T JUST FLAP
THERE. GO GET IT.

AAH, GOOD CITIZEN.
PILLAR OF OUR SOCIETY...

LET ME EXPLAIN.

MY, AREN'T WE THE GRUMP
WHEN WE WAKE UP?

HEY! COME BACK HERE!

WAAAA!

ALL RIGHT, BATS. SUCK
SNEEZING POWDER.

ACHOO. ACHOO. ACHOO.

YAAAA!

AM I A DUCK OF ACTION?

OR AM...I...A...DUCK...OF...

[ SNORING ]

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

WHERE AM I?

YAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

IS THAT YOU, LAUNCHPAD?

I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY! I'M
SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT.

AAH, BUT THINGS NEVER HAPPEN THE
WAY THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO

IN DREAM WORLD.

DREAM WORLD. HA!

AND WHO ARE YOU?
THE SAND MAN?

HA-HA-HA-HA.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

I AM NODOFF, RULER
OF DREAM WORLD.

AND YOU ARE MY SLEEPING SERVANT.

SO YOU'RE THE NOXIOUS
NIGHTTIME NUISANCE

BEHIND ST. CANARD'S SLEW OF
SLUMBERTIME STICKUPS.

YES. AND SOON THE WHOLE
CITY WILL SLEEP.

NOT WHILE I'M
AROUND, PEEWEE.

OH, YOO-HOO.
SURPRISE.

BUT-BUT-IF YOU'RE-

WELL, THEN WHO AM I--

YA-HAA YA-HAA YA-HAA!

HISSSS.

YOU DON'T SCARE ME--

THAT MUCH.

MR. RULER OF DREAM WORLD.

VERY NICE. BUT
ENOUGH PLAYING.

TIME FOR THE
NIGHTMARES TO BEGIN.

DRAKE MALLARD. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR
SEAT, YOUNG MAN?

MRS. BROSKOWSKI. WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE THIRD GRADE.

COME ALONG, DRAKEY. NAP
TIME IS OVER.

YOU'VE GOT A TEST TO TAKE.

A TEST?! BUT I DIDN'T
HAVE TIME TO STUDY!

OH, WELL. HOW HARD CAN
ONE LITTLE TEST BE?

YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES
TO FINISH.

YAAA!

AAH, MUCH FUN.

MORGANA?

NODOFF, I'M AFRAID MY SUPPLY
OF SLEEP SAND HAS BEEN LOST.

YES. AND I KNOW
WHO FOUND IT.

DARKWING!

MORGANA. DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE WORKING

FOR THIS SLUMBERLAND SICKO.

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

HE...WELL, WE'S
WORKING FOR ME.

AND I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
SOMETHING SPECIAL--

SUPER SLEEP SAND.

ALL OF ST. CANARD WILL
BE PUT TO SLEEP.

IN YOUR DREAMS, BUSTER.

YOU NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT
YOUR MEDDLING FRIEND
INTERFERING.

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO THIS
PUNIC PUSHY PINHEAD, ARE YOU?

FORGIVE ME, DUCK,

BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU
GETTING IN THE WAY.

KEEP HIM HERE UNTIL
I'M FINISHED,

BUT DON'T HURT HIM.

YOU HAVE MY WORD, O
COMPASSIONATE ONE.

LUCKY FOR ME, I
NEVER KEEP MY WORD.

AND NOW, A FEAT NEVER
PERFORMED BY A DUCK--

HUU-HOO, BOY.

YAAAAA!

BUT, I'M AN EXCELLENT SWIMMER.

AND A GOOD AIM.

YAAAA!

PTOOEY!

GOOD THING YOU'RE A
HEAVY SNORER, D.W.

OTHERWISE I'D NEVER
FOUND YOU WAY UP HERE.

AH, BY THE WAY, ISN'T THIS
KIND OF AN ODD PLACE

TO TAKE A NAP?

NEVERMIND THAT, L.P.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND MORGANA

BEFORE SHE PUTS THE
ENTIRE CITY TO SLEEP.

TARGET IS IN SIGHT.

AND NOW, WITH
THE CITY ASLEEP,

I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO
STEAL ENOUGH MONEY

TO PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS.

SORRY, MORGANA, BUT YOUR
DREAM-DUSTING DAYS ARE GONE.

BUT-BUT, YOU'RE
ASLEEP.

DARKWING DUCK COULD NEVER
SLEEP THROUGH A CRIME.

NOW BE A GOOD GIRL AND
HAND OVER THAT SAND.

OH, I DO WANT TO BE
A GOOD GIRL,

BUT I CAN'T.

BEING BAD IS TOO REWARDING.

SOMEDAY YOU'LL GIVE UP
YOUR LIFE OF CRIME.

AND WHEN YOU DO I'LL BE--
HEY! WHAT IS THIS?!

GET THIS-- GET OFF OF ME!

NOT THERE. IT'S MY SPECIAL
SPOT. HEH-HEH-HEH.

MORGANA-- HEH-HEH-HEH.

OOPS.

NOOOO.

AAAAAAH.

OH NO!

[ SNORING ]

AAH, WHAT AM I DOING
IN DREAM WORLD?

AAAH. AAAH, YES,
I REMEMBER.

THIS IS ALL DARKWING'S FAULT.

OH, WHY DID I HAVE TO
FALL FOR AN HONEST DUCK?

DON'T WORRY. IF IT'LL MAKE
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

YOU CAN FALL FOR ME TOO.

AAAAAH!

YOU DID WELL, MORGANA,

O COLORFUL ONE.

THANKS TO YOU AND
YOUR CAPED FRIEND,

I NOW HAVE WHAT
I WANTED--

THE ENTIRE CITY
OF ST. CANARD--

ASLEEP FOREVER.

HA-HA-HA. YAA-HA-HA.

HMMM-MMM-WAAM!

DO YOU THINK I WANTED TO
SEND HER TO DREAM WORLD?

I'D RATHER FACE THAT
NIGHTMARE NINNY MYSELF

THAN HAVE HER--
HEY! HEY!

STOP IT! WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?!

IF YOU THINK I'M
GOING IN THERE,

YOU HAVE GOT
ANOTHER-- GAAAA!

[ SNORING ]

AS THE GOOD CITIZENS
OF ST. CANARD

FROLIC IN THE LAND
OF LULLABIES,

OUR HERO BRAVES THE
UNKNOWN TO SAVE THEM.

LUCKILY, THE ELEMENT OF
SURPRISE IS HIS.

WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR YOU.

FREE HER OR PREPARE
TO SUCK GAS.

AS YOU WISH.

OH, DARK, DARLING.

OH, WELL...NOT NOW, MORGANA.

ALL RIGHT, NODOFF,

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
THE PARTY'S OVER.

WRONG. THE PARTY'S
JUST WARMING UP.

HOPE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR SUNSCREEN.

OOH, YOU'RE MELTING.
YOU'RE MELTING.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

PLEASANT DREAMS--
THAT'S IT! REMEMBER?

YOU'RE REALLY JUST ASLEEP.

YOU CAN DREAM US OUT OF THIS.

JUST THINK PLEASANT THOUGHTS.

PLEASANT DREAMS...
PLEASANT DREAMS...

IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!

IT'S...

OH, HO HO. ANOTHER NIGHTMARE.

OOPS.

YOU FORGOT ONE THING--

THE WEDDING CAKE.

PTOOEY!

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

I REFUSE TO LET YOU
HURT DARKWING.

FORGET DARKWING.

JOIN ME, MORGANA, AND
YOURS SHALL BE THE
RICHES OF ST. CANARD.

DON'T BE A FOOL, MORG.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PINT-SIZE
PIPSQUEAK'S PROMISES ARE WORTH.

IS THIS SOMETHING I HAVE
TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW?

MORGANA!

RIGHT-RIGHT-RIGHT,
OK, I'M DECIDING...

I AM DECIDING--

GOOD DECISION, MORGANA.

NIGHTY NIGHT,
NODOFF.

NOW SHE HAS A
PLEASANT DREAM!

IF THIS DOESN'T WAKE
UP ST. CANARD,

NOTHING WILL.

[ SNORING ]

[ ALARM RINGING ]

QUIET DOWN THERE!

KNOCK OFF THAT RACKET!

I SUPPOSE IT'S TOO
LATE FOR A TRUCE?

BINGO.

SO YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH, EH?

WELL, JUST REMEMBER
THERE'S ONLY ONE OF YOU

AND THERE'S TWO OF...

MORGANA?

AAH, I'M WAKING UP.

MORGANA, WAIT!

NOW MY FUN'S SPOILED.

DARK, DARLING, I'M BACK.

I COULDN'T LIVE
WITHOUT YOU.

COME WITH ME NOW

TO THE LAND OF
ETERNAL SLEEP.

MY DEAREST, DARKWING.

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

AAAH! YOU SPILLED MY
SLEEP SAND!

OF COURSE. WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

LEAVE THAT ALONE, YOU--

I FEEL SO SLEEPY.

HEY. THIS ISN'T DREAM WORLD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHERE'S DARKWING?

EEK AND SQUEAK.

OH, DARK, DARLING.

WH-WH-WELL, HELLO.

ALL RIGHT, YOU SLIPPERY
LITTLE SNOOZER,

THE SHOW'S OVER.
YOU'RE GOING HOME.

NOT BEFORE I FIND SOMEONE
ELSE TO SPREAD MY SLEEP
SAND.

OH NO, YOU DON'T.

EEK. SQUEAK.

AAH, YOU'RE NO MATCH
FOR MY DREAM POWERS.

YOU FORGET I CAN FLY.

OOH!

GIVE IT UP, NODOFF.

THERE'S NO WAY OUT EXCEPT
THROUGH THIS DOOR.

IN THAT CASE, I SHALL
DISAPPEAR THROUGH THIS WALL.

OOOH, BEING AWAKE IS
A REAL NIGHTMARE.

YEAH, BUT IT'S
OVER NOW.

AND STAY OUT!

OH, DARK, MY HERO.

DRAT! I ALWAYS WAKE UP
AT THE BEST PART.

WHERE WAS I?