Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 29 - Whiffle While You Work - full transcript
Gosalyn and Darkwing have made it into a Whiffle Boy tournament to pit their video game skills against one another in a televised competition. But when Quackerjack tries to take his revenge on Whiffle Boy for driving him out of business, both he and Darkwing are accidentally zapped into the game! Can Darkwing survive both Quackerjack and the Ulitimo level of the game to win the Whiffle Boy trophy?
♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
DUSTED!
WHIFFLE, HO!
HAPPY TRAILS WEASEL KID,
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
GET IN THERE!
AHEM.
GOSALYN, DON'T YOU
HAVE HOMEWORK?
WHO CARES? I MADE
THE SEMIFINALS
IN THE WHIFFLE BOY
VIDEO GAME COMPETITION.
IF I WIN,
I GO TO WHIFFLE TOWN
FOR THE FINALS.
SHOW YOURSELF OUT.
DAD!
TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES
WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN.
GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
MATH. I'VE GOT
MULTIPLE CHOICE
DOWN TO A FINE ART.
A MASTERPIECE!
HISTORY. "DISCUSS
THE PRESIDENT
YOU ADMIRE MOST
AND WHY."
GEORGE WASHINGTON.
HE INVENTED
THE DOLLAR BILL.
SCIENCE. "PREPARE
A SIMPLE COMPOUND."
PIECE OF CAKE.
CHOCOLATE FUDGE.
HOMEWORK'S DONE.
SUCK EGGS,
WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
WAHOO!
VICTORY IS MINE.
YES!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
VIDEO GAMES
DO ROT YOUR BRAIN.
HEH HEH HEH.
I WAS LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
EDUCATIONAL
TO WATCH.
YOU'RE ENTERING
THE CONTEST, TOO.
YOU KNEW ALL ALONG.
YEAH, WELL...
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
FIGHTING CRIME, DARKWING?
UH...IT'S A SLOW
CRIME WEEK.
I'LL QUIT PLAYING
JUST AS SOON
AS I'M CALLED.
[RING]
HELLO. SORRY,
WRONG NUMBER.
SEE? NOTHING HAPPENING.
HMM, THAT'S ODD.
IT'S FROM
QUACKERJACK TOYS.
I THOUGHT HE WENT
OUT OF BUSINESS.
I DID GO OUT
OF BUSINESS.
IT'S ALL WHIFFLE
BOY'S FAULT.
HE HAS MERCHANDISING
TIE-INS.
HE HAS
AN ADVERTISING BUDGET.
BUT QUACKERJACK HAS...
TOYS!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME!
♪ I LIKE COFFEE,
I LIKE TEA ♪
♪ I LIKE TOYS,
AND THEY LIKE ME ♪
♪ I SEE LONDON,
I SEE FRANCE ♪
♪ I SEE WHIFFLE BOY
KICKED IN THE PANTS ♪♪
WHIFFLEMANIA'S
BIGGER THAN ANYTHING
YOU CAN HANDLE.
THE CONTEST AT
THE MALL IS PROOF.
CONTEST?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
A CHANCE TO TAKE
THE WHIFFLE DOOFUS
OUT OF THE GAME.
PERMANENTLY!
PLAYTIME'S OVER.
[TICK TICK TICK]
WE GOT TO GET
A NEW LINE OF WORK.
GOSALYN MALLARD
TAKES THE LEAD.
NEXT UP,
DRAKE MALLARD.
GOOD LUCK. NOT LIKE
IT'LL MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
I DON'T NEED LUCK,
LITTLE LADY.
I'M...
HOT.
LOW SCORE,
SUCK EGGS.
HOT? YOU'RE
SIZZLING.
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME!
WHO'S THAT?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT HE RUINED
MY GAME.
DARKWING DUCK
MAY HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY ABOUT THIS.
A CRIME FIGHTER
IS NEVER FAR
FROM A BROOM CLOSET.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE BUBBLEGUM
THAT, UH...
CLINGS TO YOUR...SHOE?
OH, DARKWING DUCK.
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
THIS IS BETWEEN ME
AND THE WHIFFLE WIMP.
WHAT'S HE DONE
TO HURT YOU?
HE PUT ME,
QUACKERJACK,
OUT OF BUSINESS.
I'M PUTTING YOU
OUT OF COMMISSION.
HEE-YAH!
NO TOY CAN STOP
DARKWING DUCK.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
IT HAPPENS TO BE
MOTORIZED.
♪ RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY ♪
♪ LIVE TO PLAY
ANOTHER DAY ♪♪
I CAN'T GET OOOOUUUT!
I'M GETTING DIZZIER.
I'LL HELP YOU,
DARKWING.
GOS, YOU'RE
STEALING MY SHOW.
I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT.
COME BACK
AND FIGHT, CLOWN.
JACKS? THAT'S A SISSY GAME.
WHAT SISSY GAME?
IT'S A CLASSIC.
HA HA HA!
I, UH...
THAT SCARED HIM OFF.
WHIFFLE BOY IS SAFE
ONCE AGAIN.
I'M THINKING
PUBLICITY HERE.
TALK TO ME.
DARKWING DUCK
IN OUR COMPETITION.
IT'S BIG.
RUN WITH IT, BABE.
YES!
♪ WE HAVE
NO BANANAS ♪♪
I'M PAT.
THIS IS PAT.
YOU THE COMPETITION.
HOW ABOUT IT?
LET ME
CHECK MY CALENDAR.
DARKWING DUCK
WOULD BE DELIGHTED.
FAB. YOU AND THE KID.
MAJOR SHOWDOWN.
WHO, PRAY TELL,
MIGHT MY...
HA HA...WORTHY
LITTLE ADVERSARY BE?
GOSALYN MALLARD!
I HOPE YOU WON'T BE
TOO HARD ON ME.
I'LL HAVE TO
PRACTICE HARD
TO BEAT SUCH
A TALENTED PLAYER.
LET'S TAKE THIS
GRUDGE MATCH
TO WHIFFLE TOWN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN,
GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
THANKS FOR WARMING
MY CROWD, KID.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN,
GOSALYN.
GREETING, WHIFFLE TOWN.
HUH?
IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND.
SORRY YOUR OLD MAN
COULDN'T BE HERE.
FOOD POISONING,
YOU SAY?
HE'S AWFULLY DELICATE,
YOU KNOW.
A SICKLY, WIMPY TYPE.
MOLECULAR DIGITIZER.
HOT STUFF.
WATCH CLOSELY.
HOLD ON TO
YOUR SEATS.
AND THAT'S HOW
WE GET WHIFFLE BOY.
AND SAVE A BUNDLE
ON PROGRAMMING COSTS.
COOL.
COOL.
TO YOUR LEFT,
MOUNT WHIFFLE.
TO YOUR RIGHT,
THE CONVENTION CENTER.
THE BANNER READS...
"WELCOME, GOSALYN"?
I'M THE STAR.
TO THE LEFT,
YOU'LL SEE
A GIANT CRYING
CHRISSY DOLL.
A GIANT CRYING
CHRISSY DOLL?
MAMA.
MAMA.
WHAT'S A CRYING
CHRISSY DOLL DOING
IN WHIFFLE TOWN?
FLOODING IT.
MAMA.
MAMA.
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME.
MAMA.
MAMA.
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP,
SNIFFLE BOY.
DO I HATE A CRYBABY.
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
TO BAWL ABOUT.
EAT MORTAR DUST.
[COUGH COUGH]
SO IT'S TEARS YOU WANT?
THIS IS MORTAR.
THAT WAS TEAR GAS.
OOPS.
WAY TO GO, DAD.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE WRONG NUMBER
THAT WAKES YOU AT 3 A.M.
I...AM...
SOAKED.
I HAD A CHRISSY DOLL
AT THE ORPHANAGE.
WHOA!
COWABUNGA!
CHEAP DOLLS.
THE HEAD ALWAYS
WENT FIRST.
I HATE YOU AND YOUR
PLAYMATES, WHIFFLE BOY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
HIGHEST SCORE.
PROCEED TO
THE ULTIMA LEVEL.
YOU'VE GOT
POWER GLOVES
AND POWER BOOTS.
AND 5-D GLASSES.
FACE IT, YOU'RE HISTORY.
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN
REACHED ULTIMA LEVEL.
IT'S NOT MUCH,
BUT MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT
AN INSTALLMENT PLAN.
MY DAD, TRYING
TO BRIBE ME.
BRIBE?
CONSIDER IT
A COST-OF-LIVING
INCREASE
IN YOUR ALLOWANCE.
QUACKERJACK'S
SURE TO SHOW UP.
I'M TRYING TO
PROTECT YOU.
I'M ONLY IN THIS CONTEST
SO I CAN APPREHEND HIM
WHEN HE SHOWS UP.
LIKE YOU DID TODAY?
GIVE ME THOSE.
GOSALYN, I ORDER YOU
NOT TO GO.
I'M AFRAID SOME
IMPORTANT PEOPLE
MAY FIND OUT
YOUR TRUE IDENTITY.
YOU WOULDN'T.
TRY ME.
YOU'D DO THAT
TOMOI?
WELL...
GOSALYN, BABE.
DARKWING, MY MAN.
COMPETITION TIME.
IN THIS CORNER...
FROM ST. CANARD...
THE CHARMING...
THE DANGEROUS...
GOSALYN MALLARD.
MY GLOVES. I
CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT
MY POWER GLOVES.
IN THIS CORNER...
THE ONE...
THE ONLY...
DARKWING DUCK.
[APPLAUSE]
HEY!
THOSE ARE MY GLOVES.
WHY, YOU CHEATER,
POWER GLOVE STEALER.
LET ME AT HIM.
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE
ON THE VID GRID.
FIRST, A SURPRISE.
THE MOLECULAR
DIGITIZER.
WE'LL DIGITIZE WHIFFLE BOY
RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES.
DON'T THEY KNOW
VIDEO GAMES ROT YOUR BRAIN?
OH, GREAT.
QUACKER CRUMB'S HERE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE...
HA HA HA!
PLAYTIME!
THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.
WHY, YOU'D THINK
THEY HAD...
HOMING DEVICES.
NEXT.
[WHIMPERING]
OLE.
I HOPE YOU CROAK,
YOU DESPICABLE DUCK.
MAMA!
YAAH!
DARKWING!
HELP!
THEY SHOULDN'T
BE THERE.
DUH, MR. WIZARD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
THE GUN MUST'VE
SHORTED OUT. TOUGH BREAK.
GOOD THING
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
YEOW!
VERY REALISTIC GAME.
WHAT A HORRIBLE FATE.
I CAN ALREADY FEEL
MY BRAIN ROTTING.
GET HIM.
COULD IT BE?
YEOW!
AAH!
WHIFFLE, HELP ME OUT,
WOULD YOU?
OHH, WHIFFLE
GOT WALLOPED.
ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO.
HA HA HA!
YOU HATE WHIFFLE BOY
AS MUCH AS I DO.
NOW, WALLOP HIM,
PLAY PAL.
POOR DAD--
I MEAN, DARKWING.
WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM OUT.
THE EXIT'S ON
THE ULTIMA LEVEL.
ULTIMA LEVEL?
HE'S A GONER.
UNLESS
WHIFFLE BOY HELPS.
GET HIM, GET HIM,
GET HIM.
IT'S PLAYTIME!
I'M GETTING TO LIKE
VIDEO GAMES.
SUCK GAS,
WEASEL JERK.
THINGS DON'T WORK
THE SAME IN HERE.
WHIFFLE, HO!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
HAPPY TRAILS,
WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
THE WHIFFSTER IS BACK!
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
NO, YOU DON'T.
I GUESS YOU KNOW
WHICH LEVEL THIS IS.
SPIDER ATTACK.
GROSS!
I KNOW JUST THE THING.
[COUGHS]
WE GOT TO WORK
ON YOUR AIM.
OH!
I WAS KIDDING.
NICE SHOT.
SUCK EGGS, WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
THE DREADED KUNG FU
GIBBONS.
WHIFF, LET'S
GET DANGEROUS.
[KUNG FU YELL]
I'LL HANDLE HIM.
YOU'VE ONLY GOT
TWO LIVES LEFT.
HEE-YAH!
TRY YOUR NINJA NONSENSE
ON MR. BANANA BRAIN.
MY FEATHERED FOP.
ñ
[TICK TICK TICK]
OOPS.
[EXPLOSION]
GOOD JOB, DARKWING.
WHIFFLE GOT WALLOPED.
TWO DOWN, ONE TO GO.
THIS ONE'S
FOR THE WHIFFER.
GET HIM.
ABOUT TIME.
WHERE WERE YOU?
HEE-YAH!
I MEANT
TO DO THAT.
TOUGH BEANS,
WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO ULTIMA LEVEL.
ULTIMA LEVEL.
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
GOTTEN THIS FAR.
WHIFFLE, HO!
WHIFFLE, YOU GET
WHACKED AGAIN,
AND IT'S CURTAINS.
DADDY WEASEL UNHAPPY.
YOU PICKED ON HIS BOY.
DADDY WEASEL?
HA HA HA HA.
WHIFFLE, HO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
OHH...MY LAST WHIFFLE.
DARKWING'S ON HIS OWN.
THAT'S JUST GREAT, WHIFF.
ABANDON ME,
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
FASTER, FASTER.
HA HA HA HA!
JUMP, DARKWING, JUMP!
AHH!
OH. HELP ME.
I'VE FALLEN,
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
JUST KIDDING.
OUCH.
YEAH, YEAH.
THEY FELL FOR THE OLD
LAME DUCK ROUTINE.
I'LL GET YOU.
CAN WE GET HIM NOW?
SURE. UNLESS GAITER GAL
GETS HIM FIRST.
THAT'S THE WAY OUT?
NICE DOGGY.
NICE BELLY FLOP,
SPORT.
TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.
AHA!
AAH!
DON'T LOOK, DAD.
IT'S NOT PRETTY.
[QUACKERJACK]
I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.
BABE, CONGRATS.
I THINK.
YOU WON.
I GUESS.
WELL, DARKWING
HELPED A LITTLE.
LET'S CALL IT A TIE.
SMILE.
PHOTO OP.
LET'S NOT LET
ANYTHING COME
BETWEEN US AGAIN.
I'LL TAKE IT
FOR YOU.
IT'S MINE.
I'LL TAKE IT.
♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
3, 2, 1!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
♪ HERE COMES ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LOOK OUT!
♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
DUSTED!
WHIFFLE, HO!
HAPPY TRAILS WEASEL KID,
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
GET IN THERE!
AHEM.
GOSALYN, DON'T YOU
HAVE HOMEWORK?
WHO CARES? I MADE
THE SEMIFINALS
IN THE WHIFFLE BOY
VIDEO GAME COMPETITION.
IF I WIN,
I GO TO WHIFFLE TOWN
FOR THE FINALS.
SHOW YOURSELF OUT.
DAD!
TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES
WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN.
GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
MATH. I'VE GOT
MULTIPLE CHOICE
DOWN TO A FINE ART.
A MASTERPIECE!
HISTORY. "DISCUSS
THE PRESIDENT
YOU ADMIRE MOST
AND WHY."
GEORGE WASHINGTON.
HE INVENTED
THE DOLLAR BILL.
SCIENCE. "PREPARE
A SIMPLE COMPOUND."
PIECE OF CAKE.
CHOCOLATE FUDGE.
HOMEWORK'S DONE.
SUCK EGGS,
WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
WAHOO!
VICTORY IS MINE.
YES!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
VIDEO GAMES
DO ROT YOUR BRAIN.
HEH HEH HEH.
I WAS LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
EDUCATIONAL
TO WATCH.
YOU'RE ENTERING
THE CONTEST, TOO.
YOU KNEW ALL ALONG.
YEAH, WELL...
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
FIGHTING CRIME, DARKWING?
UH...IT'S A SLOW
CRIME WEEK.
I'LL QUIT PLAYING
JUST AS SOON
AS I'M CALLED.
[RING]
HELLO. SORRY,
WRONG NUMBER.
SEE? NOTHING HAPPENING.
HMM, THAT'S ODD.
IT'S FROM
QUACKERJACK TOYS.
I THOUGHT HE WENT
OUT OF BUSINESS.
I DID GO OUT
OF BUSINESS.
IT'S ALL WHIFFLE
BOY'S FAULT.
HE HAS MERCHANDISING
TIE-INS.
HE HAS
AN ADVERTISING BUDGET.
BUT QUACKERJACK HAS...
TOYS!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME!
♪ I LIKE COFFEE,
I LIKE TEA ♪
♪ I LIKE TOYS,
AND THEY LIKE ME ♪
♪ I SEE LONDON,
I SEE FRANCE ♪
♪ I SEE WHIFFLE BOY
KICKED IN THE PANTS ♪♪
WHIFFLEMANIA'S
BIGGER THAN ANYTHING
YOU CAN HANDLE.
THE CONTEST AT
THE MALL IS PROOF.
CONTEST?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
A CHANCE TO TAKE
THE WHIFFLE DOOFUS
OUT OF THE GAME.
PERMANENTLY!
PLAYTIME'S OVER.
[TICK TICK TICK]
WE GOT TO GET
A NEW LINE OF WORK.
GOSALYN MALLARD
TAKES THE LEAD.
NEXT UP,
DRAKE MALLARD.
GOOD LUCK. NOT LIKE
IT'LL MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
I DON'T NEED LUCK,
LITTLE LADY.
I'M...
HOT.
LOW SCORE,
SUCK EGGS.
HOT? YOU'RE
SIZZLING.
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME!
WHO'S THAT?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT HE RUINED
MY GAME.
DARKWING DUCK
MAY HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY ABOUT THIS.
A CRIME FIGHTER
IS NEVER FAR
FROM A BROOM CLOSET.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I AM THE BUBBLEGUM
THAT, UH...
CLINGS TO YOUR...SHOE?
OH, DARKWING DUCK.
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.
THIS IS BETWEEN ME
AND THE WHIFFLE WIMP.
WHAT'S HE DONE
TO HURT YOU?
HE PUT ME,
QUACKERJACK,
OUT OF BUSINESS.
I'M PUTTING YOU
OUT OF COMMISSION.
HEE-YAH!
NO TOY CAN STOP
DARKWING DUCK.
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
IT HAPPENS TO BE
MOTORIZED.
♪ RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY ♪
♪ LIVE TO PLAY
ANOTHER DAY ♪♪
I CAN'T GET OOOOUUUT!
I'M GETTING DIZZIER.
I'LL HELP YOU,
DARKWING.
GOS, YOU'RE
STEALING MY SHOW.
I WAS ABOUT TO DO THAT.
COME BACK
AND FIGHT, CLOWN.
JACKS? THAT'S A SISSY GAME.
WHAT SISSY GAME?
IT'S A CLASSIC.
HA HA HA!
I, UH...
THAT SCARED HIM OFF.
WHIFFLE BOY IS SAFE
ONCE AGAIN.
I'M THINKING
PUBLICITY HERE.
TALK TO ME.
DARKWING DUCK
IN OUR COMPETITION.
IT'S BIG.
RUN WITH IT, BABE.
YES!
♪ WE HAVE
NO BANANAS ♪♪
I'M PAT.
THIS IS PAT.
YOU THE COMPETITION.
HOW ABOUT IT?
LET ME
CHECK MY CALENDAR.
DARKWING DUCK
WOULD BE DELIGHTED.
FAB. YOU AND THE KID.
MAJOR SHOWDOWN.
WHO, PRAY TELL,
MIGHT MY...
HA HA...WORTHY
LITTLE ADVERSARY BE?
GOSALYN MALLARD!
I HOPE YOU WON'T BE
TOO HARD ON ME.
I'LL HAVE TO
PRACTICE HARD
TO BEAT SUCH
A TALENTED PLAYER.
LET'S TAKE THIS
GRUDGE MATCH
TO WHIFFLE TOWN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN,
GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
THANKS FOR WARMING
MY CROWD, KID.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN.
GOSALYN, GOSALYN,
GOSALYN.
GREETING, WHIFFLE TOWN.
HUH?
IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND.
SORRY YOUR OLD MAN
COULDN'T BE HERE.
FOOD POISONING,
YOU SAY?
HE'S AWFULLY DELICATE,
YOU KNOW.
A SICKLY, WIMPY TYPE.
MOLECULAR DIGITIZER.
HOT STUFF.
WATCH CLOSELY.
HOLD ON TO
YOUR SEATS.
AND THAT'S HOW
WE GET WHIFFLE BOY.
AND SAVE A BUNDLE
ON PROGRAMMING COSTS.
COOL.
COOL.
TO YOUR LEFT,
MOUNT WHIFFLE.
TO YOUR RIGHT,
THE CONVENTION CENTER.
THE BANNER READS...
"WELCOME, GOSALYN"?
I'M THE STAR.
TO THE LEFT,
YOU'LL SEE
A GIANT CRYING
CHRISSY DOLL.
A GIANT CRYING
CHRISSY DOLL?
MAMA.
MAMA.
WHAT'S A CRYING
CHRISSY DOLL DOING
IN WHIFFLE TOWN?
FLOODING IT.
MAMA.
MAMA.
HA HA HA!
IT'S PLAYTIME.
MAMA.
MAMA.
YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP,
SNIFFLE BOY.
DO I HATE A CRYBABY.
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
TO BAWL ABOUT.
EAT MORTAR DUST.
[COUGH COUGH]
SO IT'S TEARS YOU WANT?
THIS IS MORTAR.
THAT WAS TEAR GAS.
OOPS.
WAY TO GO, DAD.
I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
I'M THE WRONG NUMBER
THAT WAKES YOU AT 3 A.M.
I...AM...
SOAKED.
I HAD A CHRISSY DOLL
AT THE ORPHANAGE.
WHOA!
COWABUNGA!
CHEAP DOLLS.
THE HEAD ALWAYS
WENT FIRST.
I HATE YOU AND YOUR
PLAYMATES, WHIFFLE BOY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
HIGHEST SCORE.
PROCEED TO
THE ULTIMA LEVEL.
YOU'VE GOT
POWER GLOVES
AND POWER BOOTS.
AND 5-D GLASSES.
FACE IT, YOU'RE HISTORY.
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN
REACHED ULTIMA LEVEL.
IT'S NOT MUCH,
BUT MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT
AN INSTALLMENT PLAN.
MY DAD, TRYING
TO BRIBE ME.
BRIBE?
CONSIDER IT
A COST-OF-LIVING
INCREASE
IN YOUR ALLOWANCE.
QUACKERJACK'S
SURE TO SHOW UP.
I'M TRYING TO
PROTECT YOU.
I'M ONLY IN THIS CONTEST
SO I CAN APPREHEND HIM
WHEN HE SHOWS UP.
LIKE YOU DID TODAY?
GIVE ME THOSE.
GOSALYN, I ORDER YOU
NOT TO GO.
I'M AFRAID SOME
IMPORTANT PEOPLE
MAY FIND OUT
YOUR TRUE IDENTITY.
YOU WOULDN'T.
TRY ME.
YOU'D DO THAT
TOMOI?
WELL...
GOSALYN, BABE.
DARKWING, MY MAN.
COMPETITION TIME.
IN THIS CORNER...
FROM ST. CANARD...
THE CHARMING...
THE DANGEROUS...
GOSALYN MALLARD.
MY GLOVES. I
CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT
MY POWER GLOVES.
IN THIS CORNER...
THE ONE...
THE ONLY...
DARKWING DUCK.
[APPLAUSE]
HEY!
THOSE ARE MY GLOVES.
WHY, YOU CHEATER,
POWER GLOVE STEALER.
LET ME AT HIM.
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE
ON THE VID GRID.
FIRST, A SURPRISE.
THE MOLECULAR
DIGITIZER.
WE'LL DIGITIZE WHIFFLE BOY
RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES.
DON'T THEY KNOW
VIDEO GAMES ROT YOUR BRAIN?
OH, GREAT.
QUACKER CRUMB'S HERE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE...
HA HA HA!
PLAYTIME!
THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.
WHY, YOU'D THINK
THEY HAD...
HOMING DEVICES.
NEXT.
[WHIMPERING]
OLE.
I HOPE YOU CROAK,
YOU DESPICABLE DUCK.
MAMA!
YAAH!
DARKWING!
HELP!
THEY SHOULDN'T
BE THERE.
DUH, MR. WIZARD.
WHAT HAPPENED?
THE GUN MUST'VE
SHORTED OUT. TOUGH BREAK.
GOOD THING
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
YEOW!
VERY REALISTIC GAME.
WHAT A HORRIBLE FATE.
I CAN ALREADY FEEL
MY BRAIN ROTTING.
GET HIM.
COULD IT BE?
YEOW!
AAH!
WHIFFLE, HELP ME OUT,
WOULD YOU?
OHH, WHIFFLE
GOT WALLOPED.
ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO.
HA HA HA!
YOU HATE WHIFFLE BOY
AS MUCH AS I DO.
NOW, WALLOP HIM,
PLAY PAL.
POOR DAD--
I MEAN, DARKWING.
WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM OUT.
THE EXIT'S ON
THE ULTIMA LEVEL.
ULTIMA LEVEL?
HE'S A GONER.
UNLESS
WHIFFLE BOY HELPS.
GET HIM, GET HIM,
GET HIM.
IT'S PLAYTIME!
I'M GETTING TO LIKE
VIDEO GAMES.
SUCK GAS,
WEASEL JERK.
THINGS DON'T WORK
THE SAME IN HERE.
WHIFFLE, HO!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
HAPPY TRAILS,
WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
THE WHIFFSTER IS BACK!
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
NO, YOU DON'T.
I GUESS YOU KNOW
WHICH LEVEL THIS IS.
SPIDER ATTACK.
GROSS!
I KNOW JUST THE THING.
[COUGHS]
WE GOT TO WORK
ON YOUR AIM.
OH!
I WAS KIDDING.
NICE SHOT.
SUCK EGGS, WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL.
THE DREADED KUNG FU
GIBBONS.
WHIFF, LET'S
GET DANGEROUS.
[KUNG FU YELL]
I'LL HANDLE HIM.
YOU'VE ONLY GOT
TWO LIVES LEFT.
HEE-YAH!
TRY YOUR NINJA NONSENSE
ON MR. BANANA BRAIN.
MY FEATHERED FOP.
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[TICK TICK TICK]
OOPS.
[EXPLOSION]
GOOD JOB, DARKWING.
WHIFFLE GOT WALLOPED.
TWO DOWN, ONE TO GO.
THIS ONE'S
FOR THE WHIFFER.
GET HIM.
ABOUT TIME.
WHERE WERE YOU?
HEE-YAH!
I MEANT
TO DO THAT.
TOUGH BEANS,
WEASEL KID.
WHIFFLE BOY WINS AGAIN.
PROCEED TO ULTIMA LEVEL.
ULTIMA LEVEL.
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
GOTTEN THIS FAR.
WHIFFLE, HO!
WHIFFLE, YOU GET
WHACKED AGAIN,
AND IT'S CURTAINS.
DADDY WEASEL UNHAPPY.
YOU PICKED ON HIS BOY.
DADDY WEASEL?
HA HA HA HA.
WHIFFLE, HO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
OHH...MY LAST WHIFFLE.
DARKWING'S ON HIS OWN.
THAT'S JUST GREAT, WHIFF.
ABANDON ME,
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
FASTER, FASTER.
HA HA HA HA!
JUMP, DARKWING, JUMP!
AHH!
OH. HELP ME.
I'VE FALLEN,
AND I CAN'T GET UP.
JUST KIDDING.
OUCH.
YEAH, YEAH.
THEY FELL FOR THE OLD
LAME DUCK ROUTINE.
I'LL GET YOU.
CAN WE GET HIM NOW?
SURE. UNLESS GAITER GAL
GETS HIM FIRST.
THAT'S THE WAY OUT?
NICE DOGGY.
NICE BELLY FLOP,
SPORT.
TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.
AHA!
AAH!
DON'T LOOK, DAD.
IT'S NOT PRETTY.
[QUACKERJACK]
I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME.
BABE, CONGRATS.
I THINK.
YOU WON.
I GUESS.
WELL, DARKWING
HELPED A LITTLE.
LET'S CALL IT A TIE.
SMILE.
PHOTO OP.
LET'S NOT LET
ANYTHING COME
BETWEEN US AGAIN.
I'LL TAKE IT
FOR YOU.
IT'S MINE.
I'LL TAKE IT.