Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 21 - Just Us Justice Ducks: Part 2 - full transcript

♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

♪ HERE COMES ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LOOK OUT!

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

HA HA HA!

SO MUCH
FOR DARKWING DUCK.

AAH!

THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

I HOPE THIS IS
ENOUGH MONEY

TO GET POWER BACK
TO THE HOSPITAL.

MEGAVOLT'S RUNNING
THE POWER COMPANY?

HOW LONG WAS I OUT?

I'LL NEVER MOW
THE LAWN AGAIN!

BUSHROOT'S PLANTS--
TERRORIZING
THE POPULACE.

HELP, POLICE!
HELP, POLICE!

HELP, POLICE!
HELP, POLICE!

QUACKERJACK COPS
RUN THE STREETS?

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

THE FEARSOME FIVE
TOOK OVER THE CITY.

IT'S MY FAULT. I WANTED
TO SAVE THE CITY ALONE

TO GET ALL THE GLORY.

I WAS IN OVER MY HEAD.

OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS
LIQUIDATOR'S TERRITORY.

THE FEARSOME FIVE
TOOK OVER
IN FIVE MINUTES.

DARKWING WAS NO HELP.

WHAT IF SOMETHING
HAPPENED TO HIM?

WHO'LL BE MY
BOWLING PARTNER?

WHO'LL SAVE ST. CANARD?

TAKE HEART, GANG.
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE
ST. CANARD.

THE FEARSOME FIVE
ISOLATED THE CITY.

ONLY WE CAN STOP THEM.

MORGANNA, WE'LL NEED
YOUR MYSTICAL POWERS.

STEGMUTT'S STRENGTH
WILL HELP GREATLY.

NEPTUNIA'S COMMAND
OF SEA CREATURES
WILL BE A GREAT HELP.

I'VE GOT MATTERS
AT SEA TO HANDLE.

I HAVE TO HIT THE OCEAN
OR DRY OUT.

WON'T YOU RECONSIDER?
USE MY MOISTURE CREAM.

NOT MY BRAND.

GOOD LUCK,
LAND DWELLERS.

BYE.

OUR TEAM IS DWINDLING.

SPLIT UP.
WE'LL COVER MORE GROUND.

DO YOU HAVE A MYSTICAL
HIDEOUT-FINDING POWER?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

GOOD! YOU FIND
THE VILLAINS' HIDEOUT.

I'LL TRY TO TAKE OUT
THAT ELECTRIC WALL.

WHAT DO I GET TO DO,
HUH, HUH, HUH?

WELL...

WELL, I'LL SEARCH
FOR DARKWING.

SORRY, LITTLE
GIZMO BUDDY.

STAY HERE
WHERE IT'S SAFE.

I'LL LOOK
FOR DARKWING!
HERE'S HIS CHANGE.

SOMEBODY
SHOULD LOOK FOR HIM.

FIND HIM.
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.

I PROMISE.
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

BE CAREFUL IF YOU
RUN INTO ANY VILLAINS.

HEY, HAL.

SOMEONE FELL
INTO DEVIL'S GORGE

AND HAS A COMPOUND FRACTURE
OF THE LOWER MANDIBLE?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND.

MAYBE IF YOU
HAD A MOUTH...

WHY IS MY OCEAN
ALL OVER THIS CITY?

HIGH AND DRY
WITH NOWHERE LEFT TO GO,

A LIQUIDATOR RUBBER RAFT
MAY BE JUST WHAT YOU NEED

TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

A STEAL AT $1 MILLION!

THIS IS ALL
THE MONEY WE HAVE.

EASY FINANCING AVAILABLE.

THESE LAND DWELLERS
DO NEED HELP.

I'M JUST THE FISH
FOR THE JOB.

ORDER NOW!

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.

SO AM I TO SEE YOU
LEAVE THEM ALONE.

WHY EXPERIENCE
EMBARRASSMENT...

HUMILIATION...
PANIC...

WHEN YOU CAN
SURRENDER RIGHT NOW?

SILLY FISH, THE OCEAN
CAN'T HIDE YOU.

WATER AND THE LIQUIDATOR
GO GREAT TOGETHER.

NOW, WHERE DID
THAT VILLAIN GO?

IS HE BEHIND YOU?

OVER THERE?

HA HA HA!

OVER HERE?

WHAT SAY WE GO
FOR A LITTLE SPIN?

FISH--1,
BIG MOUTH--0.

TRIUMPH NOW
WITH THE LIQUIDATOR!

LOOK, ARCHIE,
THE VILLAINS' HIDEOUT.

MY POWERS WORKED.

[CHEWING]

BUSHROOT!
MORGANNA!

WHERE'S DARK
WHEN I NEED HIM?

DARKWING DUCK'S JUST
A SMEAR ON THE PAVEMENT.

NO, NO, NO!
NOT MY DARK!

EEK, SQUEAK, ATTACK!

GET AWAY!
G-G-GET AWAY!

GET OUTTA HERE!

AAH!

NO!

NOW THEY'RE JUST
HARMLESS DAISIES.

YEAH?

I'LL SHOW YOU
HARMLESS.

OH, STOP THAT!

BIG FELLA,
DO YOUR THING.

AAH!

HA! SOME WITCH.

DOESN'T DO
BAD DAISIES.

DARKWING!

YOO-HOO,
DARKWING DUCK!

OOPS! SHH!

I'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL.

ANYONE COULD BE
A VILLAIN.

GOOD THING I'M DISGUISED.

A DINOSAUR
IN A FAKE NOSE
AND GLASSES!

I'M NO DINOSAUR.

THIS IS MY REAL NOSE
AND GLASSES.

YOU THINK
THIS IS FUNNY?

OH, BOY, TOYS!
THEY'RE SO FUN.

FUN?
THINK SO?

THEY'RE
MY OWN DESIGN.

THAT'S NOT NICE.

OH! YOU'RE A VILLAIN.

OH! YOU'RE A GENIUS.

GENIUS?

WHERE?

OOPS.

TROOPS, ATTACK!

AHH!

OH, NO.

HERE COMES
MR. DROOPY LIDS.

I FAILED YOU, GOSALYN.

[SNORES]

WE NEED ELECTRICITY
TO RUN THE HOSPITAL!

OH, BOO HOO HOO HOO!

MEGAVOLT, THE CAD.

THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR
THE UNIQUE GIZMO TALENTS

OF GIZMODUCK!

I'LL DEFEAT
MEGAVOLT EASILY!

YOUR HOSPITAL SHALL
HAVE MORE ELECTRICITY

THAN YOU CAN SHAKE
A REALLY BIG STICK AT.

THANK YOU, GIZMODUCK,
A TRUE HERO.

I GO WHERE
I AM NEEDED.

NO CRIME
SHALL BE IGNORED,

NO INJUSTICE
UNPUNISHED.

NO WRONG UNWRITTEN--
UNRIGHTED.

NOW, YOU TWO,
STEP BACK.

EAT VOLTS,
TRANSISTOR BRAIN!

WHAT THE DICKENS?
MY GIZMOS ARE AKIMBO!

ST. CANARD IS HELPLESS,

JUST LIKE ITS HEROES.

WHAT A SORRY
BUNCH OF LOSERS.

WE'RE RICH!
DARKWING DUCK'S
PUSHING UP DAISIES.

SOON, THE REST
OF ST. CANARD'S
HEROIC AVENGERS

WILL BE TAKING
A BIG DIRT NAP
ALONGSIDE HIM!

AIN'T LIFE GRAND?

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

[PANTING]

WHERE COULD THEY BE?

YECCHH! A SPIDER!

NO, LAUNCHPAD!
IT'S ARCHIE,
MORGANNA'S FRIEND.

OH. HEY, SORRY.

WHAT IS IT,
ARCHIE, OLD PAL?

SOMEONE FELL
INTO DEVIL'S GORGE

AND HAS A COMPOUND FRACTURE
OF THE LOWER MANDIBLE?

NO! MORGANNA'S
BEEN CAPTURED!

THEY ALL HAVE!

I WOULD'VE
UNDERSTOOD IF
HE DIDN'T MUMBLE.

I'M NEVER GOING
TO SEE DAD AGAIN, EVER!

HI.

DAD, YOU'RE OK!

OH!

NO, I'M DIRT.

WORSE THAN DIRT.

LOWER THAN LOW.

I AM NOT THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

I'M THE SELF-CENTERED BOOB

WHO HANDS OVER THE CITY
AT THE DROP OF A DIME.

A SLUG, A SPUTMOTHER,
JACKANAPES.

AW, COME ON.
YOU'RE NOT A SLUG.

OH!

DAD, THE JUSTICE DUCKS--

RIGHT, GOSALYN.
IF ONLY I'D LISTENED

TO THE JUSTICE DUCKS,

ACCEPTED THEIR HELP.

THE FEARSOME FIVE...

WERE TOO MUCH
TO HANDLE ALONE.

I SHOULD'VE WORKED
WITH THE TEAM.

THE TEAM NEEDS YOU!

THINK SO? OF COURSE.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

JUSTICE DUCKS AND I
CAN BE ONE.

IF WE WORK TOGETHER
AS A TEAM,

THE FEARSOME FIVE
SHALL FALL!

SO, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TELL YOU.

THEY'VE BEEN CAPTURED!

PERFECT. SOME TEAM
THEY TURNED OUT TO BE.

GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO GO SAVE THEM.

THE SCIENCE OF PAIN--
OOH!

GIVES ME CHILLS.

THIS DEVILISH DEVICE
DRAINS YOUR BELOVED
GIZMOSUIT,

KEEPING YOU WEAK,

BUT WHEN
I THROW THE SWITCH,

THE ENERGY REVERSAL
WILL FRY YOU.

YOU CAD!

YOU--YOU--YOU...

CAD!

WHEN THESE NUCLEAR
FUSION SUNLAMPS

ARE ACTIVATED
BY THE SWITCH,

WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE OURSELVES
A BIG OLD FISH FRY.

MISSED.
NYAH-NYAH!

[RASPBERRY]

NOT SO STRONG WHEN
YOU'RE WEIGHTLESS,
ARE YOU?

I HOPE YOU CAN
HOLD YOUR BREATH
A LONG TIME.

AIR WILL BE SUCKED
OUT OF THIS CHAMBER

WHEN I THROW THE SWITCH!

HA HA! AND YOU,
MY LITTLE PRETTY,

IN THE MYSTICAL POWER
DRAINING VICE,

YOU'LL HAVE YOUR LITTLE
HEAD SQUASHED FLAT,

WHEN I THROW THE SWITCH.

AND WITHOUT
FURTHER ADO...

THE SWITCH!

WHOOPS.
THAT'S NOT IT.

IT MUST BE THIS ONE!

NO, THAT LEAVES...

THIS ONE!

YEAH. BYE-BYE, HEROES.

HA HA HA!

HUH?

OUT OF MY WAY,
WEED!

WHO YOU CALLING WEED?

YOU, YOU DANDELION!

GIVE ME A TINY BREAK.

NEGADUCK!

I TRIED TO HAVE
A LITTLE FUN.

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

HE KEEPS SHORTING OUT
THE POWER COMPANY.

THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING.

HIS TOYS TRAMPLED
MY PLANTS.

[BUZZ]

AAH!

THERE YOU GO, KIDS--

ONE EMPIRE,
FOUR PARTS.

ONE FOR YOU EACH.

YOU RUN IT.
YOU'LL DO EVERYTHING.

GEE, HOW GENEROUS.

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I GET THE LOOT.

WHAT?

WHY?

BECAUSE I SAID.

OH, YEAH. IF YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY.

JUST WHEN CRIME
WAS ABOUT TO PAY,

THE DOUBLE CROSS.

AH, WELL.
THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF.

NOW...

ALL OF YOU,

EAT HOT DEATH!

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

FLOWERS FOR NEGADUCK.

I HATE FLOWERS.

DID I SAY FLOWERS?

I MEANT, UH...

I MEANT, UH...

SKULLS!

SKULLS FOR NEGADUCK.

OOH!

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD.

DID I SAY SKULLS?

I MEANT ANVIL.

OH, I DENTED MY ANVIL.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

THE PERFECT DISGUISE.

NEGADUCK CAN'T TAKE
ALL THE MONEY.

WE DO THE WORK.

IT'S UNFAIR.

I'D LIKE TO FRY
HIS FEATHERS.

HEY, WHY DON'T WE?

LET'S KILL NEGADUCK.

[CRASH]

IT IS I, NEGADUCK,
YOUR LORD AND MASTER.

GET HIM!

IS THIS ANY WAY
TO TREAT YOUR LEADER?

SO MUCH FOR THE
PERFECT DISGUISE.

KILL NEGADUCK!
KILL NEGADUCK!

KILL WHO?

YIKE!
TWO NEGADUCKS?

NO, NO.
I'M DARKWING DUCK.

HE'S NEGADUCK.
KILL HIM!

YOU THOUGHT
HE WAS ME?

YOU WERE GOING
TO KILL ME?

WE KNEW
IT'S DARKWING.

WE WERE JUST TESTING.

DIDN'T WE ALREADY
KILL DARKWING?

THE GHOST
OF DARKWING DUCK!

HE'S BACK!

JUST GET HIM NOW!

JUSTICE DUCKS
WILL TRIUMPH TERRIFICALLY,

YOU TREACHEROUS--

NOT LIKELY.

NOTE THE CRITICAL
CONDITION

OF YOUR CAPTURED
COMPATRIOTS.

HI, WINGY.

AND REMEMBER,
SPORT FANS,

THE FUN BEGINS
WHEN I THROW...

WE KNOW.
WE KNOW.

THE SWITCH.

RIGHT.

AAH!

NO, YOU DON'T.

AHH...

YES, I DO.

AAH!

AHH...

AAH!

AHH...

AAH!

AHH...

AAH!

AHH...

AAH!

WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE
SQUASH THIS CLOWN?

NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
TO ALL OUR COMPANY.

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

OHH.

WOW. A YAK.

DID I DO O.K., DARK?

YOU DID GREAT, MORG.

JUSTICE DUCKS,
ASSEMBLE!

FEARSOME FIVE,
GET OVER HERE.

[THE GOOD, THE BAD,
AND THE UGLY THEME PLAYS]

ATTACK!
ATTACK!

OH, NO!
NOT AGAIN!

LIGHTS OUT.

OH, YOU SAID
A MOUTHFUL.

THIS TIME IT'S BYE-BYE!

STOP! WAIT!
HOLD IT!

YOU NITWIT.

GET AWAY,
YOU PLANT EATER.

GO ON! GET!

AAH!

I NEVER FOUGHT
A SUPER VILLAIN BEFORE.

WHAT DO I DO?

IT'S EASY, STEGMUTT.

PRETEND
MR. BUSHROOT'S
ON FIRE.

UH-OH.

PUT OUT BUSHROOT.
PUT OUT BUSHROOT.

HA HA! NOTHING CAN STOP
THESE TEETH.

NOT EVEN A
DENTIST'S DRILL?

AAH!
AAH!

OH.

MAYBE SOME
ANESTHETIC FIRST.

OH, YOU ARE
A SLIPPERY ONE.

YOU AIN'T
SEEN NOTHIN' YET.

PRETTY GOOD,
MORGANNA.

NOT REALLY.

I'M TRYING TO TURN HIM
INTO PUDDING.

AH, YES.
THE "P" WORD.

ALLOW ME.

IT'S PUDDIN' TIME.

AAH!
DO NOT ADD WATER!

SHALL WE, GIZEROO?

LET'S SHALL.

WE MAKE A GOOD MIX.

O.K. I PUT OUT
THE BUSHROOT.

I GUESS IT'S UP
TO THE FEARSOME ONE.

COME ON, JUSTICE DUCKS.

LET'S GET...

DANGEROUS.

DON'T MOVE.

IF I PUSH THIS BUTTON,

THE ELECTRIC WALL
WILL CLOSE IN

AND DESTROY ST. CANARD.

I THINK I'LL JUST
PUSH IT ANYWAY.

NO!
NO!
NO!

HUH?

WHOA!

AAH!

OOPS.

GROUND FLOOR
COMING UP.

OOPS.

MISSED.

A JOB WELL DONE,
JUSTICE DUCKS.

OH!

I'M NOT A DUCK.

I USED TO BEEN.

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO BE A TEAM.

WELL, I NEVER
SAID THAT...

OUT LOUD.

OH, DARK!

OH, DOWN, WINGY!

NOW YOU CAN
GO ON YOUR DATE.

WE'LL ALL GO
ON A BIG DATE!

NO, NO, NO.

I CAN HANDLE THIS
MYSELF.

BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE TEAM?

NOT NOW.

OH, MR. DARKWING.

HERE'S YOUR CHANGE.

UH...
NAH, YOU KEEP IT,
STEGGERS.

OH, BOY!

SHALL WE, MORG?

YES, LET'S, DARK.