Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 20 - Just Us Justice Ducks: Part 1 - full transcript

Introduces Morgana who has mystical powers, Stegmutt a duck transformed into a dinosaur, Neptunia protector of the sea and Gizmoduck a robotic duck (from Duck Tales). Morgana's spell casting needs some work, after she turns Darkwing into a yak and then pudding. Meanwhile, Negaduck has assembled all of Darkwing's arch enemies- Megavolt, Quackerjack, Bushroot and the Liquidator- to form The Fearsome Five.

♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

♪ HERE COMES ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LOOK OUT!

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

♪ HUHH HON HOWDYOUDA ♪

♪ WHODA WHODAO BAWHOO ♪

♪ HUHH BAWHOODA DODAWA ♪♪

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

READY FOR OUR BIG
NIGHT, MORGANNA?

LET'S GET AMOROUS.

DARKWING DUCK,
CRIME FIGHTER--

BAD ELVIS IMPERSONATOR.

UH, LET ME JUST...

UM, STRAIGHTEN
THE PART A LITTLE.

AW, HOW NICE.

THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD DO THAT.

AAH! MY FACE!

I MEAN, GAHH--

IT'S--
IT'S DIFFERENT.

CAN YOU FIX ME?

I THINK SO.

OK. NOW
THAT'S BETTER.

COULD YOU ZAP HIM
INTO, SAY, PUDDING?

PUDDING?
I'M NOT SURE.

COULD YOU PUT
THE LIGHTS BACK ON?

I DIDN'T PUT
THEM OUT.

COOL BEANS!

THE WHOLE CITY'S
BLACKED OUT.

THE WHOLE CITY?

MY INFRA-PINK
ULTRA SPECS

SHOULD LOCATE
THE PROBLEM.

NOW...
WHERE TO BEGIN?

HOW ABOUT THE POWER
COMPANY, COSMO?

GAHHOU!
SOMETHING TELLS ME

THE POWER COMPANY
IS THE PROBLEM.

MEGAVOLT, THE MOST
DANGEROUS CRIMINAL,

IS SABOTAGING

THE ST. CANARD
POWER COMPANY!

DUTY CALLS!

BUT OUR DATE!

WELL...

COME ALONG! HEH.

WE'LL DATE
AFTER YOU WATCH ME

HEROICALLY WHOMP
A VILLAIN.

I'M GOING WITH YOU?

ZAP THE VILLAINS
INTO PUDDING!

I LOVE THE SMELL OF
VOLTAGE IN THE EVENING.

I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

STAND BACK.
BLOOD MIGHT SPLATTER.

I AM THE SINGLE
CAREER MAN

WOMEN WANT TO DATE!

I AM--OUCH!

QUACKERJACK!

NO,I'M QUACKERJACK.

YOU ARE DARKWING DUCK.

IT'S QUACKERJACK,
THE MOST DANGER--

THE--THE OTHER
MOST DANGEROUS CRIMINAL.

PREPARE
FOR THY DOOM

AT THE HANDS
OF THE--

THE TWO MOST
DANGEROUS CRIMINALS
EVER TOGETHER!

I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGHT
USING BOTH FISTS.

[CHATTER
CHATTER CHATTER]

MY GOSH!
LET ME GET
THESE OFF!

DON'T BOTHER,
MY DEAR.

I'LL HANDLE THIS MYSELF.

[CRASH]

[POW]

[BASH]

AAH!

HOW DO YOU LIKE
YOUR SUPERHERO?

FRIED TO A CRACKLY
CRUNCH.

MORGANNA, HELP.
DO SOMETHING!

YOU MEAN
THAT PUDDING THING
GOSALYN MENTIONED?

ANYTHING! ZAP AWAY!

LOOK! HE'S PUDDING!

HA HA HA!

MMM-MMM.

AND TASTY TO BOOT.

HA HA HA!

YOU NEED TO WORK
ON YOUR AIM.

SORRY.

THE ELECTRO-SLAVE
DEVICE IS IN PLACE.

THE BOSS'LL BE
GLAD HIS NEW TOY
IS INSTALLED.

PUT IT THERE,
MEGAVOLT.

HA HA HA!
YOU--YOU--

HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!

WE MAKE
AN ELECTRIFYING TEAM!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[BUZZING]

YOU DID IT!
WHAT FLAVOR?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
FIX ME.

I'LL HAVE YOU BACK
TO NORMAL IN TWO
SHAKES OF A GHOUL.

HA! I'M BACK!
IT TAKES MORE

THAN TWO TREACHEROUS
TRANSGRESSORS

TO TAKE
THE TRACK RECORD OF...

DARKWING...

YAK.

ARE YOU SURE
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?

THIS IS
A POLICE STATION.

THAT'S
WHAT THE BOSS WANTS.

AND YOU KNOW THE BOSS--

KINDA NOW, KINDA WOW!

I HOPE WE DON'T RUN
INTO ANY POLICEMEN.

AAH!
AAH!

POLICEMAN!

BUSHROOT!

SERVING THE PUBLIC
GETTING YOU DOWN?

TIRED OF STARING AT
STATION HOUSE WALLS?

THEN ENGAGE IN LIFE
THREATENING COMBAT

WITH BUSHROOT AND...

THE LIQUIDATOR!

CALLING ALL CARS...

HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!

SOUNDS LIKE
THE POLICE NEED HELP.

HAVE MORGANNA THROW
PUDDING ACTION
AT THE BAD GUYS.

SHH! DON'T SAY
THE "P" WORD.

SHOULD I GO AGAIN?

NO!

IT'S--UH...

THIS TIME MAY BE
TOO DANGEROUS.

I'LL HANDLE THIS!
JUST FIX ME.

LATER!

THINK HE STILL
LIKES ME?

HOT DOGS!
GET YOUR HOT DOGS!

AAH! A DINOSAUR!

MAYBE BURGERS
WOULD SELL BETTER.

OH, NO! IT'S--

[CRASH]

[COUGHS]

STEGMUTT, MY FAVORITE
DUCK TURNED DINOSAUR.

HI, DARKWING DUCK.

I THOUGHT SOMETHING
BRUSHED AGAINST ME.

WANT A HOT DOG?

NO TIME.
I'M ON A CASE.

THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.

PLEASE.

FINE, FINE.
JUST HURRY.

OH, BOY! YEAH!

LET'S SEE...

FIRST, I PULL OUT
THE HOT DOG...

THEN...

I PUT IT
IN A BUN AND...

WELL?

75 CENTS, PLEASE.

LOVE TO STAY.
GOT TO GO.

HEY, YOU FORGOT
YOUR CHANGE!

WAIT, DARKWING!
HOLD ON!

COME ON, KIDS,
REACH FOR THE SKY.

LOVED AND ADORED
FOR YEARS IN EUROPE,

NOW AVAILABLE
IN OUR COUNTRY...

BEANSTALK!

THAT'S A FACT, JACK.

FE FI FO FUM!

I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

I AM--

STEGMUTT.

I THOUGHT
I WAS STEGMUTT.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT

IT'S SAFE
TO COMMIT CRIMES,

A DINOSAUR...

HE EATS PLANTS?

I'VE GOT YOUR CHANGE.

SORRY. WERE YOU BUSY?

BUSY?

NO, NO, NO.

I'M ONLY STANDING HERE

WITH THE DANGEROUS

LIQUIDATOR
AND BUSHROOT

PLAYING LET'S PRETEND!

OH, BOY!

I LOVE
LET'S PRETEND!

YEAH! LET'S PRETEND!

LET'S PRETEND
HE'S ON FIRE.

PUT OUT THE DARKWING!
PUT HIM OUT!

NICE TRY, GREENSLEEVES.

YOU'LL--

PUT OUT DARKWING.
PUT OUT DARKWING.

SURVEY SAYS IT'S TIME
TO GET OUT OF HERE!

PUT OUT DARKWING!

PUT OUT DARKWING.

OH, BOY, WHAT
DO WE PRETEND NEXT?

TRY PRETENDING
YOU HAVE A BRAIN!

I HAD IT UNDER CONTROL
UNTIL YOU LET THEM ESCAPE.

I'LL HELP YOU
CATCH THEM!

NO! I'LL HANDLE THIS
MYSELF.

I'M SORRY.

SORRY DOESN'T CAPTURE
BUSHROOT AND LIQUIDATOR.

SORRY DOESN'T BRING
THE POLICE STATION BACK.

WHY'D THEY DO THAT?

WHY DO I ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE A BIG,
CLUMSY DINOSAUR?

WHY ME?

WHY? WHY? WHY?

[RUMBLING]

OOPS.

[RUMBLING]

DID I HEAR--

OOPS. I DID.

OOH.PELICAN'S ISLAND
THIRD SEASON--DUMP THEM.

I, NEPTUNIA,
PROTECTOR OF THE SEA

SHALL STOP
THIS POLLUTION.





GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

ATTACK!

GEE, I'M SORRY,
DARKWING.

THIS IS THE SECOND MOST
PAINFUL MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

WHAT WAS THE FIRST?

PUT OUT THE DARKWING.
PUT OUT THE DARKWING.

HATE TO INTERRUPT YOU,
BUT ARE THESE YOURS?

NEPTUNIA.

I'VE COME TO--

LET ME GUESS.
YOU'VE COME TO HELP.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF EVERYONE

JUMPING ON MY CRIME
FIGHTING BANDWAGON.

I'LL HANDLE THIS CAPER
MYSELF, THANKS.

WHY YOU INSOLENT LITTLE...

AAH!

[CRASH]

THIS IS THE THIRD

MOST PAINFUL MOMENT
OF MY LIFE.

THE ELECTRO-SLAVE DEVICE
IS AWAITING ACTIVATION.

THE POLICE STATION'S
REMOVED, BOSS.

EXCELLENT.

IT'S TIME TO
REMOVE THE NEXT
MAJOR OBSTACLE

FROM OUR PATH--

SHUSH CENTRAL.

OOH!
OOH!
OOH!

THAT JOB BELONGS TO ME--

MEGADUCK!

IS IT MEGADUCK
OR DARKWING DUCK?

SHUSH WON'T BE ABLE
TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

WHAT IF DARKWING DUCK
SHOWS UP?

[GUN COCKING]

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

SOMETHING LIKE THAT...

BUT WORSE.

FRANKLY, DARKWING DUCK,
I'M CONCERNED.

WE HAVE TOP-SECRET
WEAPONS HERE.

IF THEY FALL
INTO THE WRONG HANDS...

FOUR OF YOUR
ARCH-ENEMIES

HAVE JOINED FORCES.

AN UNUSUAL
PHENOMENON INDEED.

4, 8, 300, 26--

HA! NUMBERS
DON'T SCARE ME.

ONCE I CATCH UP
TO THOSE CRIMINALS,

THEIR CONNIVING
CONSPIRACY WILL BE KAPUT.

YOU SAW THAT BEANSTALK
AND THE POWER COMPANY.

I KNOW.
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

RELAX. YOU'VE GOT THE ONE
AND ONLY DARKWING DUCK

ON THE JOB.

THIS IS SHUSH'S
NEWEST DEADLY TOY.

NORMALLY
IT'S LOCKED UP,

BUT SINCE YOU'RE
DARKWING DUCK...

THIS 650 PIE GUN
PRODUCES SO MANY
PIES--

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

I KNOW
MY KEYS ARE--

HEH! DARKWING!

MEGADUCK! YOU'RE
BEHIND ALL THIS!

WHO--WHAT--EH...

TWO DARKWINGS?

DON'T BELIEVE IT!

THIS IS MY ARCH
NEMESIS MEGADUCK!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

YOU'RE THE LIAR
KNOWN AS MEGADUCK.

I BEG TO DIFFER!

YOU'RE THE ERRONEOUS
EXECUTOR

KNOWN AS MEGADUCK!

OOH! WOULD YOU
CUT THAT OUT?

WE'LL HAVE TO KILL
THEM BOTH.

DR. PELTHEM!

JUST KIDDING.

LOOK! IT'S
A FUZZY-WUZZY BUNNY!

WHERE?

AHA! ONLY SOMEONE
SO DASTARDLY,
SO DESPICABLE,

SO DISDAINFUL
OF THE UTTERLY
DEFENSELESS

WOULD DARE DO THAT.

FRIENDS, I GIVE YOU--

MEGADUCK!

SINCE YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY...

TAKE THIS!

CAREFUL. YOU'LL PUT
SOMEONE'S EYE OUT.

SEE?

DARKWING, LOOK OUT!

THOSE AREN'T
ORDINARY PIES,

THOSE ARE
EXPANDO-WAMO PIES!

WHAT DO YOU--

AHH!

[PIE GUN COCKING]

WAH!
OOH!
LOOK OUT!

[ALARM SOUNDS]

[DING]

AHH!

WHOA! OOH!

OH!

OOH!

HUH!

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
MOMENT OF MY LIFE!

ALMOST FORGOT!

THAT ONE'S
FOR MEGAVOLT,

BUSHROOT, LIQUIDATOR,
QUACKERJACK,

AND MEGADUCK MAKES FIVE!

THE FEARSOME FIVE.

HEY, MR. DARKWING!

I STILL HAVE
YOUR CHANGE!

FIRST, THEY TOOK
THE POLICE STATION,
THEN SHUSH.

THIS IS GREAT!

MY CAREER'S
BIGGEST BATTLE!

THE FEARSOME FIVE
AGAINST ME--

ALONE WITH NO HELP.

YOU MEAN YOU...

AND THE NATIONAL GUARD

HAS BEEN CALLED
TO RESTORE ORDER

IN THE LAWLESS CITY
OF ST. CANARD.

THE NATIONAL GUARD!
WHAT'S WORSE?

LOOK! HERE COMES
DUCKBURG'S HOMETOWN HERO--

GIZMODUCK--

TO LEAD THE GUARD.

NOW THE CITY'S
SURE TO BE SAVED.

I DON'T NEED THAT
GOODY DO-GOODER

STEALING
MY SPOTLIGHT!

MAYBE YOU COULD
USE SOME HELP.

THEY CREAMED
THE POLICE
AND SHUSH

UNDER YOUR NOSE.

I KNOW THAT.

THERE'S DARKWING NOW.

I'LL PROVE
HE LIKES YOU.

HE LOOKS
KIND OF BUSY,
DON'T YOU THINK?

GIZMO, PACK UP
YOUR BOY SCOUTS
AND CLEAR OUT.

DARKWING,
HOW CONSIDERATE OF YOU

TO OFFER YOUR ASSISTANCE.

HELP YOU? HA!

I DON'T THINK--

STEGMUTT!

MR. DARKWING,
YOU FORGOT TO
GET YOUR CHANGE.

ARE YOU HELPING?

NO, HE'S NOT--

STEGMUTT!

GOSALYN!

MORGANNA!

DARK--

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

GLAD TO SEE ME?

WELL...

I--YES, TECHNICALLY.

BUT I--SEE, I--

I KNOW.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
I'LL LEAVE.

NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I--

THIS IS NO PLACE
FOR CHILDREN,
LITTLE GIZMO BUDDY.

WOULD YOU BUTT OUT?

ARE YOU HERE TO HELP?

NO! NOBODY'S
LENDING ANYBODY A HAND.

EVERYONE GO HOME!

GIZMO, TAKE HOME
YOUR STUPID ARMY!

UH, D.W.,
THERE'S, UH..

SOMETHING YOU
OUGHT TO SEE.

NOT NOW. I'M BUSY.

I'M CAPABLE OF DEFENDING
MY TOWN BY MYSELF.

NOW.

HARM WON'T COME TO MY
FAIR CITY WHILE I'M AROUND.

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

SUCCESS!

ST. CANARD IS OURS.

[GURGLES]

THE FEARSOME FIVE

HAS CREAMED
THE NATIONAL GUARD, TOO.

I KNOW!

WITHOUT
THESE BOZOS

I'LL HAVE MY
GREATEST MOMENT!

THERE'S NO ONE LEFT
TO STOP US.

LET'S TEAR UP
THE TOWN!

SAYS WHO?

SAYS...

THE FEARSOME FIVE!

DON'T MAKE ME
COME UP!

PHFFFTT!

THAT'S IT!

CATCH.

WHOA!

AAH!

ARE THESE YOURS?

NO, GEEZ, NOT YOU AGAIN.

ARE YOU HERE TO HELP?

OOOOOH!

HOW ELSE DO YOU
EXPECT TO BRING

THESE VILLAINS
TO JUSTICE?

BE A SUPER HERO TEAM!

THE JUSTICE DUCKS!

WE'RE NOT DUCKS.

I USED TO BE.

JUSTICE DUCKS--
I LIKE IT!

A TEAM UNITED
IN A COMMON GOAL.

[MUMBLING]
A COMMON GOAL.

IT'LL BE GREAT.

YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN
COMIC BOOK OUT OF IT.

I CAN SEE IT NOW.

"THE UNCANNY STEGMUTT!"

OH, MY!

MORGANNA WILL DO
HER PUDDING SPELL.

WHAM! ZAP!
PUDDING CITY!

IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.

AND NEPTUNIA WILL
WHACK THE BADDIES
WITH HER PITCHFORK

AND MAKE THEM EAT
WHALE JELLY.

WELL, MAYBE.

GOOD SHOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

UH--

THREE OF US ATTACK
FROM THE FRONT.

THE OTHERS INFILTRATE
DISGUISED AS MONKS.

THEN MORGANNA,
STEGMUTT, AND I

TAKE THE VILLAINS
BY SURPRISE.

THE OTHERS
CONTACT THE PRESIDENT

AND GET NETWORK CLEARANCE

FOR OUR INTERVIEW
WITH TOM ROCKJAW.

HI!

G-G-G-G-G...

OR, UH...NOT.

NOT IS RIGHT.
FIND YOUR OWN VILLAINS.

I'LL HANDLE THIS MYSELF.

I DON'T NEED YOU, YOU,
OR YOU, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU!

EVERYBODY, JUST GO AWAY!

SEE IF I EVER TRY
TO HELP AGAIN.

WHAT A MARTYR.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, D.W.

MAYBE WE SHOULD DATE
OTHER PEOPLE.

PHFFFTT!
PHFFFTT!

I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GIVE HIM
HIS CHANGE.

WELL?

I GO WHERE I'M NEEDED

NO MATTER HOW BIG
OR SMALL THE CRIME.

GIZMO, THERE'S AN OVERDUE
LIBRARY BOOK OVER THERE!

WHERE? WHERE?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

WELL, NOW ST. CANARD'S
RIGHTFUL DEFENDER

SHALL SAVE THE DAY,
AS USUAL.

FIRST--TO FIND THE FEARSOME
FIVE SECRET HIDEOUT.

IF ONLY I HAD SOME CLUE,
ANY CLUE AT ALL.

AHA!

HMM...

OF COURSE.

THERE IT IS.
MEGADUCK'S HIDEOUT!

AT THE BRIDGE,
I PLANTED A BREAD CRUMB

FROM OUR QUESTIONABLE
ROOM SERVICE.

IT SHOULD LEAD
DARKWING DUCK HERE

RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

WHOA!

TH-THOUGHT
I'D NEVER FIND YOU.

I SEE YOU FOUND
THE CRUMB.

I KNEW
YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE
THE ENORMOUS FLAG.

BOYS!

GRRR!
GRRR!
GRRR!

HELP.

ARRGH!

WEE!

WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA! W-W-WHOO!

TAKE THAT!

OH!

FORE!

HAVE A NICE TRIP!

WHOA!

AAH!

YAAH!

SEE YOU NEXT FALL!
HA HA HA!

THAT'S THE END
OF DARKWING DUCK.

AAH!