Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 2 - Darkly Dawns the Duck: Part 2 - full transcript

♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

♪ HERE COMES ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LOOK OUT!

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

TERROR RUNS THROUGH STREETS
LIKE CHEAP STOCKINGS.

BUT IT'S HOPELESS.

NO ONE GETS THE DROP ON--

GOSALYN WADDLEMEYER!

YOU'VE GOT TO WORK
ON YOUR NARRATION.

THEY WRITE BETTER STUFF
ON SATURDAY MORNING
CARTOONS.

OH, YEAH? HOW'S THIS?

QUICKLY, DARKWING DUCK
TURNS THE TABLES

ON THE TINY TERROR.

THOUGH SHE'S TICKLING--
WILL YOU STOP THAT?

THAT'S NO FAIR--TICKLING.

A RADIO.
LET'S HAVE SOME TUNES.

YEOW! WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

TURNING ON THE RADIO?

THAT'S NOT A RADIO.

THIS IS SOME KIND
OF TRAINING COURSE, HUH?

YOU MIGHT SAY.

LET ME TRY.

NO. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

THAT WAS AMAZING.

IT'S NOT AT MY LEVEL,

BUT THAT'S STILL
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

DARN. FORGOT THE MILK.

OHH!

OH, ALLOW ME.

YOU OUGHT TO
BE MORE CAREFUL.

SOUNDS REASONABLE.

THIS WAS STASHED
IN THE CLOSET.

WHY NOT WEAR IT
WHEN YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE?

BECAUSE IT
DOESN'T LOOK DRAMATIC.

SCRAMBLED BRAINS DON'T.

YOU NEED SEAT BELTS.

I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN,

BUT I KNEW THIS JOB
WAS DANGEROUS.

WHY WEAR A MASK?

BECAUSE THERE
IS NOTHING SO TERRIFYING
TO THE CRIMINAL MIND

AS THE UNKNOWN.

I AM THE THING GOING
THUMP IN THE NIGHT.

I'M THE NEUROSIS
THAT REQUIRES THERAPY.

YOU DON'T REMOVE
YOUR MASK FOR ANYONE?

THAT'S RIGHT.
NOT NO ONE. NOT NEVER.

WHAT ABOUT
A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND?

WELL, UH, MAYBE, UH...

SOMEDAY.

HEY, IT'S A START.

IF I USE YOUR BED,
WHERE WILL YOU SLEEP?

I WON'T.
I'M A NIGHT PERSON.

TAURUS BULBA'S LOOSE.
I'M EXTRAVIGILANT.

WHAT DOES HE WANT?

BULBA STOLE YOUR
GRANDFATHER'S INVENTION.

HE THINKS YOU KNOW
THE CODE THAT OPERATES IT.

WHAT IS A WADDLEMEYER
RAMROD ANYWAY?

A DEVICE DISRUPTING
GRAVITATIONAL BONDS

ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL

ALLOWING MANIPULATION
ON A MACROSCALE.

IT MAKES THINGS
FLOAT AND STUFF.

HERE'S A PICTURE.

THAT'S GRANDPA.

LOOKS LIKE YOU
WERE REALLY CLOSE.

WE WERE, BUT HE
NEVER TOLD ME CODES.

UNFORTUNATELY,
TAURUS BULBA
DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

HIS MEN
WILL SEARCH FOR YOU.

IF THEY KNEW HOW
MUCH SPIRIT YOU HAVE,
THEY'D RUN.

SPIRIT?

THANKS, DARKWING.

UH, WELL, SURE.

GOOD NIGHT, GOSALYN.

I CAN'T SLEEP.

YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING
TO RELAX YOU.

I HAVE A MALLET.

GRANDPA SANG A LULLABY.

OH, WELL,
THAT'S--I DON'T
REALLY DO LULLABIES.

TEACH ME ONE OF HIS.
I'LL SING IT.

THIS HAS
THE SUSPICIOUS RING
OF REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY,

BUT YOU WIN.

AHEM.

♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪

♪ LITTLE GIRL BLUE ♪

♪ INSIDE OF YOU
LIES A RAINBOW ♪

♪ YELLOW, BLUE ♪

♪ RED, BLUE, PURPLE, TOO ♪

♪ BLUE, PURPLE,
AND GREEN ♪

♪ THEN BE YELLOW ♪

NOT MUCH ON LYRICS.

LET ME TRY.

♪ REST YOUR HEAD ♪

♪ LITTLE GIRL BLUE ♪

♪ COME PAINT
YOUR DREAMS ♪

♪ ON YOUR PILLOW ♪

♪ I'LL BE NEAR ♪

♪ TO CHASE AWAY FEAR ♪

♪ SO SLEEP NOW AND DREAM
TILL TOMORROW ♪

♪ I'LL BE NEAR ♪

♪ TO CHASE AWAY FEAR ♪

♪ SO SLEEP NOW AND DREAM
TILL TOMORROW ♪♪

GOOD NIGHT, GOSALYN.

[SNORING]

HUH? WHAT? WHAT?

OH.

HA HA. THIS KID
COULD WAKE ELVIS.

SURE IS SWEET, THOUGH.

♪ DO DO DO
DO DAH DO-DO ♪

♪ YELLOW, BLUE ♪

♪ RED, BLUE, PURPLE-- ♪♪

TOO?

HOLD THE PHONE.

YELLOW, BLUE, RED--

THE LYRICS MATCH
THE RAMROD'S CONTROLS.

SHE'S HAD
THE ARMING CODE

AND NEVER KNEW IT.

FOR HER, IT BETTER
STAY THAT WAY.

LIGHTNING
WITHOUT THUNDER?

HMM. THE PATTERN'S
TOO REGULAR
FOR LIGHTNING.

EXCELLENT.

A HALF HOUR OF THIS
SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT.

YES, TAURUS BULBA.

IT'S A MATTER OF
KNOWING YOUR ADVERSARY.

SOMEWHERE DOWN THERE
IS THIS DARKWING DUCK.

I'VE WATCHED HIM.
I KNOW HIS WEAKNESS.

THAT'S MORSE CODE
OUT THERE.

TAURUS BULBA,
THE CRIMINAL GENIUS,

RECOGNIZING THE ERROR
OF HIS WAYS,

IS OFFERING
TO SURRENDER HIMSELF,

BUT ONLY TO DARKWING DUCK.

ONCE TANTALUS
PINPOINTS HIS HIDEOUT,

YOU GRAB THE GIRL.

WHAT IF HE DOESN'T
KNOW MORSE CODE?

THAT DO-GOODER
PROBABLY SLEEPS
WITH A BOY SCOUT HANDBOOK

UNDER HIS PILLOW.

I'M GLAD I SAVED THIS.

WE'VE GOT DOTS
AND DASHES.

[MUMBLING]

TO SURRENDER ONLY
TO DARKWING DUCK.

YES. IT'S
HEADLINE CITY.

WHAT'S UP?
WIN THE LOTTERY?

DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU.

MY REPUTATION HAS SPREAD

THROUGH EVERY GUTTER
WHERE CRIMINALS GATHER.

THEY COME TO ME,

GROVELING
AT MY DOORSTEP,

PLEADING TO BE JAILED.

I SENSE A MOVIE.

BUT THAT'S ILLOGICAL.
HE JUST ESCAPED.

IT IS OBVIOUS
HE'S HAD A CHANCE

TO DISCUSS ME
WITH HIS CREW.

YEAH, RIGHT,
BUT SERIOUSLY,

YOU SAID TAURUS BULBA
WAS A CRIMINAL GENIUS.

WHY WOULD HE
SURRENDER TO YOU?

HE KNOWS
HE'S OUTMATCHED.

I HAVE
HIS MEN RUNNING.

I REMEMBER
WE DID THE RUNNING.

YOU THINK IT WAS LUCK?

I DIDN'T SAY--

JUST A COINCIDENCE
YOU'RE HERE WITH ME,

INSTEAD OF WITH HIM?

I'M JUST
A COSTUMED CLOWN.

WHO'LL TAKE DARKWING DIP
SERIOUSLY?

NEVER MIND.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

AFTER TAURUS BULBA'S
IN JAIL,

YOU'LL RETURN
TO THE ORPHANAGE.

WE'LL CONTINUE LIVING.

THE BAY BRIDGE!

SHE'S IN THE TOWER.

GRAB HER.

I'LL GO KEEP
DARKWING DUCK OCCUPIED.

I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

I AM THE JAILER
WHO THROWS AWAY THE KEY.

I AM--

FEELING REALLY STUPID.

I HATE BEING EARLY.

CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS SHOULD
BE MORE PUNCTUAL.

PLEASE ACCEPT
MY APOLOGIES.

WELL, O.K.,
BUT NEXT TIME YOU--

TAURUS BULBA!
HOW DID YOU--

W-WHERE, UM...

I'M THE TERROR
FLAPPING IN THE
NIGHT.

I'M THE SURPRISE
IN YOUR CEREAL BOX.

YES, YES, I KNOW.

YOU'RE DARKWING DUCK.

UH, YEAH.
THAT'S--

YEAH.

YOUR EGOIS OUT
OF CONTROL, ISN'T IT?

WHAT?

I MEAN SERIOUSLY.

WHY WOULD I
SURRENDER TO YOU?

YOUR MEN
ARE ON THE RUN?

OH, PLEASE.

I MANIPULATED YOU
LIKE A PUPPET.

YEAH? WELL,
I MANIPULATED YOU

INTO MANIPULATING
ME.

I HAVE YOU RIGHT
WHERE I WANT YOU.

ALONE WITH ME--
DARKWING DUCK!

GEE, THIS HURTS.

I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO PLAY,

BUT I CALLED
YOUR FRIENDS.

THERE HE IS!

I BELIEVE THEY
HAVE QUESTIONS

ABOUT A CERTAIN
TRAIN ROBBERY.

CERTAIN TRAIN ROBBERY?

AT LEAST THEY HAVE YOU,
TOO, FAT BOY.

I'D LOVE TO STAY,

BUT I HAVE A DATE
WITH A GIRL.

WHAT? GOSALYN!

NO, DON'T!
HE'S GETTING AWAY!

GOSALYN!

WHY CAN'T THIS NUT CASE LIVE
LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?

OH, GRANDPA,
I MESSED UP AGAIN.

I DON'T MEAN
TO MAKE TROUBLE.

SO MUCH FOR SPIRIT.

HA!

NOW YOU'RE
COMING WITH US.

FAT CHANCE!

OH OH OH!

GET HER!

[DING]

WHERE'D SHE GO?

EAT FIBER, HORN HEAD!

UH-OH!

NOW WE GOT YOU.

WHOA!
WHOA!

HA! WAIT
TILL YOU SEE

WHAT WE'RE HAVING
FOR LUNCH.

AAH! LET GO OF ME!

DARKWING DUCK
WILL CRUNCH YOU

LIKE A CORN CHIP.

YOUR FRIEND
WON'T BE COMING.

HE WAS PLAYING WAY
OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.

NOW YOUR
DARKWING DUCK

IS JUST ANOTHER
JAILBIRD.

OH, SORRY, GOSALYN.

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
TO YOU.

THAT TRAP WAS SO OBVIOUS.

ME AND MY STUPID
HEADLINES.

ALL RIGHT!
PAYBACK TIME!

YOU WAS ONLY LUCKY
LAST TIME.

I WAS LUCKY
EVERY TIME!

I COULD HAVE HAD
A LIFE, BUT NO!

I CHOSE TO BE
A CLOWN IN A CAPE!

MY LIFE'S FILLED
WITH NOTHING

BUT CASE FILES.

GOSALYN'S GONE,

I DON'T HAVE
A FRIEND TO HELP.

OH,THAT'S REVERSE,
NOT PARK.

LAUNCHPAD? LAUNCHPAD!

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

THE COPS LEFT THIS.

I WAS GOING
TO BAIL YOU OUT.

THERE'S NO POINT
TO THAT NOW.

DON'T WORRY.

HEROES DON'T STOP
FOR PAPERWORK.

MAYBE THIS CLOWN'S
STILL A HERO.

[TIRES SCREECH]

BULBA HAS GOSALYN
IN HIS AIRSHIP.

WE MUST GET TO HIM.

NO PROBLEMO, D.W.
I GOT JUST THE THING.

I LOVE THIS!

IT LOOKS LIKE ME.

I TOLD YOU I WAS
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

I CALL IT
THUNDERQUACK.

I CALL IT SENSATIONAL.

WE'LL BRING BULBA DOWN
LIKE A TON OF BRICKS...

SIDEKICK.

YA-HOO HOO HOO!

MOUNTING THE RAM ROD
STABILIZES IT.

COMMAND TOWER SHOULD BE
OUR FIRING POSITION.

YES, TAURUS BULBA.

MEANWHILE,
GOSALYN AND I
WILL HAVE OUR CHAT.

[BEEPING]

WE'RE HEADED
FOR A COLLISION.

WHO WOULD DARE?

OPEN FIRE!

WE'LL BLOW
AN ENTRY HOLE.

I DON'T KNOW, D.W.
SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

YEAH? WELL, THEN...

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

HERO AWAY!

LOVELY DECOR.

EARLY PENITENTIARY?

I'LL FLATTEN
THIS GUY.

WELL, IF IT'S NOT
HAMMERHEAD HANNIGAN.

HEEYA!

AAH!

ALL RIGHT,
YOU MUSCLEHEADS.

WHERE'S GOSALYN?

REALLY, DARKWING.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS ASK.

SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

[CLICK]
[CLICK]

I'M SORRY, DARKWING.

IF THEY HADN'T
CAUGHT ME,

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
RISKED YOUR LIFE.

BEFORE MEETING YOU,
I DIDN'T HAVE A LIFE
WORTH RISKING.

SO, YOU TWO ARE CLOSE.
HOW TOUCHING.

HOW FORTUNATE.

I'LL NEVER GET THE CODE
FROM THIS ONE.

SHE HAS TOO MUCH SPIRIT.

HOWEVER, IF SHE TRUSTED
YOU WITH THE CODE...

HELP!

BRING HER DOWN!

FIRST GIVE ME
THE CODE.

SHE NEVER TOLD ME
ANY CODE.

THAT'S
A POSSIBILITY,

BUT I'VE ALWAYS
CONSIDERED MYSELF
A GAMBLING MAN.

AAH!

NO! I'LL TELL!

AND TO THINK
I USED TO BUY TICKETS

FOR RIDES LIKE THAT.

THE CODE--NO TRICKS!

OR SHE'LL MAKE
QUITE AN UGLY STAIN
ON THE STREET.

♪ YELLOW, BLUE,
RED, BLUE, PURPLE, TOO ♪

♪ BLUE, PURPLE,
GREEN, AND YELLOW ♪♪

AT LAST!

NOW, BRING HER DOWN!

NOT BEFORE A TEST.

AS PLANNED,
I'VE A PERFECT SHOT

AT THE FEDERAL
GOLD DEPOSITORY.

GOLD SECURE,
TAURUS BULBA.

HA HA HA! I'LL STRIP
ST. CANARD CLEAN,

THEN HIT EVERY CITY
IN THE COUNTRY.

THEN YOU'RE DONE
WITH GOSALYN.

OH, QUITE.

NOT AGAIN!

YOU BUTCHER!

OHH!

LAUNCHPAD!

WHEW! NICE SAVE.

WHERE IS HE?

HE WAS RIGHT HERE.

I AM THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

THERE!
SHOOT THE SMOKE!

I AM THE CHILL
THAT RUNS UP YOUR SPINE!

I AM DARKWING DUCK!

NOT WHILE
HE'S UP THERE.

LET'S SEE.
NOW, HOW DOES THIS WORK?

IT'S OVERLOADING!

W-W-WHAT'S HAPPENING?

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

GRAB ON TO SOMETHING!

NOT ME, YOU LUNKHEADS!

WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!

ALL RIGHT!
PAYBACK TIME,
LAUNCHPAD!

NO PROBLEMO.

IT'S OVER, TAURUS BULBA!

THIS TIME YOU'LL BE
IN A NONPARTIBLE PRISON!

MOM WAS RIGHT.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
A DENTAL HYGIENIST.

TIME FOR THE HERO'S
DRAMATIC EXIT.

I UNDERESTIMATED
YOU ONCE,
DARKWING DUCK.

THIS TIME
YOU SIMPLY DIE.

NO!

HE COULDN'T BE.

GOSALYN, DEAR, I KNOW
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT,

BUT YOUR LIFE
ISN'T OVER.

SHOW A PROSPECTIVE PARENT
MORE SPIRIT.

THAT WORD
I'M SICK OF.

IF THAT'S THE WAY
YOU WANT IT.

SORRY, MR. MALLARD.

GOSALYN ISN'T FEELING WELL.

REALLY? I'M SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.

IT APPEARS YOU'VE SEEN
BETTER DAYS YOURSELF.

OH, THE BANDAGES.
RIGHT.

JUST A LITTLE
KITCHEN ACCIDENT.

I HAVE TROUBLE
MAKINGBREAKFAST.

I ALWAYS FORGET
THEMILK.

WELL, I'M SORRY
THAT GOSALYN--

WATCH THE RIBS.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE--

HA! NOBODY CAN HURT
DARKWING--D-D-DU--

DRAKE MALLARD.

I HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.

I'LL HAVE
AN ADOPTED DAUGHTER
TO WORRY ABOUT.

I THOUGHT
WE'D GO HOUSE HUNTING.

HOW DO YOU DRIVE
IN THAT CONDITION?

I HAVE HELP.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

STILL HAVING
A LITTLE TROUBLE
WITH REVERSE.

OH, BOY.

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE,
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪