Darkwing Duck (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 13 - A Revolution in Home Appliances - full transcript

♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪

♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

3, 2, 1!

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS.



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

♪ CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

♪ HERE COMES ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LOOK OUT!

♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

LET'S GET DANGEROUS!



♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪

♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

LOOK, MY LITTLE FRIEND.

MY NEW POWER-TRANSFER
GENERATOR.

OOH. WHAT'S THAT?

YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IT WORK?
JUST WATCH.

THIS GENERATOR
WILL ENABLE ME

TO CARRY POWER
FOR DAYS...

WITHOUT RECHARGING!

WE SEEM TO BE
EXPERIENCING

SOME TECHNICAL
DIFFICULTIES.

THIS IS A SNAP.
JUST A LOOSE CONNECT--

AAH!

I'M FEELING
A LITTLE...THIRSTY.

OH.

GOT TO GET ME
A SURGE PROTECTOR.

HUH?

HEY, HOW YOU DOING,
BIG GUY?

IT'S ALIVE!

I BROUGHT YOU
TO LIFE!

ME, MEGAVOLT!

MY CREATION!

I'VE DISCOVERED
REAL POWER.

NOW I CAN USE IT
TO CONTROL
THE WORLD.

HEY, GET A LIFE.

CONTROL YOURSELF HERE.

SOMEBODY MIGHT BE WATCHING.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

[DOG HOWLS]

YOU GUYS ARE WIMPS.

IF I PLAYED THE GUITAR,
WE'D BE LOUDER.

YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE A DRUMMER.

YEAH, A SET
OF DRUMS.

YOU WERE BORN
TO BEAT ON THINGS.

YEAH, OK.
I STILL SAY
WE SHOULD BE LOUDER.

OK.
REAL LOUD THIS TIME.

UH-1, UH-2, 3, 4.

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

[GUITAR SCREECHES]

HI.
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU
COME IN.

I HEARD YOU.
THE WHOLE CITY
PROBABLY HEARD YOU.

GREAT!
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT--
WIDE EXPOSURE.

DON'T WE WANT
ARTISTIC FULFILLMENT?

I WANT TO TOUR
AND TRASH HOTELS.

YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING
ABOUT MUSIC.

A MERE TECHNICALITY, DAD.

WE'RE GOING TO BE
VIDEO STARS.

BEFORE LONG,
WE'LL BE LIP-SYNCHING
TO OUR BIG HIT.

THAT'S GREAT, GOS.

TILL THEN,
WOULD YOU DO DADDY
ONE FAVOR?

TURN IT DOWN!

NOW THAT I'M ALIVE
AND EVERYTHING,

WHAT DO I DO?

JUST CHILL OUT.

OK, NOW YOU TRY.

NO. GET UP HIGHER,
THEN DROP DOWN
ON YOUR KNEES.

WHAT ABOUT MY GUITAR?

I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PLAY.

DON'T SWEAT IT, MAN.

WE'LL GET TO THE
GUITAR PART LATER.

IT WAS
MY ELECTRICAL GENIUS

THAT BROUGHT YOU
TO LIFE.

NOW I'LL REPEAT
MY GREATEST EXPERIMENT.

DID THAT HURT?

OH.

W-W-WHAT'S THAT?

THE GUY NEXT DOOR

IS AN ELECTRICIAN
OR SOMETHING.

READY?

ASSUME THE POSITION.

[COCKNEY ACCENT]
OH, BLIMEY.

GRRRR.

WHOA! PRIMO POWER CORD,
MAN.

YOU GOT, LIKE,
PERFECTO TECHS.

WOW!
MUSIC IS DANGEROUS.

HELLO, FRIENDS,
AND I'M SO GLAD
TO BE HERE TODAY.

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
YOU'RE ALIVE.

ALIVE AND FEELING
WONDERFUL.

LET ME SAY I'VE GOT
A WARM FEELING
ABOUT YOU.

WHAT? YOU CAN'T
FIND YOUR GUITAR?

AFTER I BLEW
THE SPEAKER OUT
AT MY LESSON,

I LOOKED,
AND IT WAS GONE.

SO, WE'RE TALKING
BURGLARY.

NOW THINK.

WHO'D WANT
YOUR GUITAR?

IT WAS PROBABLY
A MUSIC LOVER.

NOW, THIS DUCK CRAVES

SOME CRIME-FIGHTING
CONFRONTATION.

IF YOU'RE REALLY BORED,
D.W.,

START A BUTTON
COLLECTION LIKE MINE.

IT'S PRETTY
DARN EXCITING.

HAVE I GOT
A CASE FOR YOU.

A CASE?
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

WHICH ARCHVILLIAN
IS IT--

STEELBEAK,
TUSKERNINNI?
LET ME AT THEM.

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
HONKER'S GUITAR'S MISSING.

AW, NUTS.
A GUITAR?

YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT HONKER'S
GUITAR?

THAT'S NOTHING.

NOTHING?
YOU CALL MISSING STARDOM
AND RICHES NOTHING?

CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M BUSY?

CALL ME ABOUT
A REAL PROBLEM,
NOT THIS KID STUFF.

BUT--BUT--BUT--

YOU DON'T WANT US
TO FIND IT.

A MUSIC LOVER
LIKEMOI?

PERISH THE THOUGHT.

COME ON, L.P.,
MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY

AND FIND SOME EVILDOERS.

RIGHT BEHIND YOU,
D.W.

OH, NICE WORK, HUNK.

A FEW MORE CHARGES,

AND MY APPLIANCE GANG
WILL BE COMPLETE.

DON'T WORRY.
WITH THIS NEW MACHINE,

YOUR GANG
WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.

THIS THING?

I'M GOING TO TERRIFY
THE CITY WITH
A PERMANENT WAVE?

NOT THAT, THIS.

IT'S THE HIGH-TECH,
ALL-IN-ONE

POWER TOOL
TO END THEM ALL.

ONE LITTLE MAGIC TOUCH,

AND I'LL BE
IN BIG-TIME BUSINESS.

AAH!

[CRASH]

IN RETROSPECT,
I DON'T THINK

THAT'S PRECISELY
THE EFFECT WE WANTED.

THIS HAS A DEFECTIVE
CIRCUIT BREAKER.

WHY DO I HAVE
ALL THE LUCK?

THAT MONSTER FRIES,
I MAKE IT.

WE WERE CONNECTED
TO THE SAME SOCKET.

SIT DOWN, HON.
YOU COULD USE
SOME REST.

THE STORE'S CLOSED,
SPARKY.

OH, DARKWING DUCK,
DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK?

NOT FAIR. NOT NOW.

YOU KNOCKED
THE POWER OUT FOR BLOCKS.

SOMEBODY,
DO SOMETHING.

WHO SAID THAT?

WHO ELSE IS HERE?

HEY, HEY,
WHO DID THAT?

I DEMAND
YOU SHOW YOURSELF.

HEY, OVER HERE.

OH, IT'S ONLY
THE TELEVISION.

RUN!

LET ME OUT!
LET ME OUT!

TEASE ME, WILL YOU?

WE CAN'T LET THAT
MANIAC GET AWAY.

OOH. OH, I HATE THAT
SPARK ARRESTER DUCK.

HE RUINS EVERYTHING.

CHEER UP, MATE.

IT'S PARTYTIME!

HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

FOLLOWED
THE POWER SURGE.

ISN'T IT COMING
FROM HERE?

HONEY, WE'RE HOME!

YOU'VE COME BACK.

HOLD IT!

I FEEL A MESSAGE
COMING ON.

AND OUR POWER COMPANY
OFFICIALS

SAY THEIR SUPERPOWERFUL
GENERATOR

IS FINISHED
AND OOZING POWER.

FROM THE POWER COMPANY,
THIS IS TOM LOCKJAW.

WITH THAT GENERATOR,

WE CAN BRING
MORE APPLIANCES TO LIFE.

THEN ST. CANARD
WILL BE TOTALLY OURS.

THAT MUST BE
THE NEW GENERATOR.

SURPRISE!
IT'S A TRAP.

HAVE YOU
FIGURED THAT OUT?

OH, NOT AGAIN.
GET HIM.

EVEN YOU CAN'T BELIEVE

A REFRIGERATOR'S
GOING TO SAVE YOU.

YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?

TIME TO DO SOME SLIPPING
AND SLIDING...

LIKE A ROLLING STONE!

I'M GLAD YOU'RE AWAKE.

YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT
A NEW RECIPE

I'VE BEENDYING
TO TRY.

I JUST LOVE
COOKING SHOWS.

TODAY WE'LL BE MAKING
SIZZLING DUCK.

I LIKE MINE
BURNT TO A CRISP.

HA HA HA HA!

HUM, MY APPLIANCE
ASSOCIATES.

HA HA HA!

DARKWING DUCK
IS ONE DEAD DYNAMO.

WHAH!

TAKE IT EASY.

IF WE SWING
OURSELVES PERFECTLY,

THE NEXT SPARK
CAN CENTER US,

DROPPING US SAFELY
TO ONE SIDE.

ANOTHER MINUTE,
WE'LL BE TOAST.

WE'LL SWING
A QUARTER TURN

TO THE LEFT
ON THREE. THREE!

WAS I SUPPOSED TO SWING
TO MY LEFT OR YOURS?

NOW HE GETS DOWN
TO LOGISTICS.

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE
INTO THAT MUSIC ROOM.

SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE
ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

THOSE ARE THE SAME
KIND OF FLASHES I SAW

DURING MY LESSON.

ARE YOU TRYING
TO FRY YOURSELF?

I'M LOOKING FOR A PLACE
TO PLUG IN.

I WANT TO JAM.

SOMEONE'S COMING.

SOME KIND
OF MAD SCIENTIST
MUST LIVE HERE.

I'LL BET
HE DOESN'T LIKE KIDS.

LOOK. IT'S YOUR
GUITAR, HONK.

I KNEW IT.

IF THE THIEF
WANTS IT SO BAD,
LET HIM KEEP IT.

COME ON.
IT'S YOUR GUITAR.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND
MEGAVOLT, L.P.,

AND HIS TALKING
APPLIANCES.

WHO KNOWS WHAT
HIS SHORT-CIRCUITED MIND
IS THINKING?

MAYBE HE'S COLLECTED
EVERY LOST APPLIANCE
IN TOWN

LIKE
HONKER'S GUITAR.

WHAT WAS THAT?

HONKER'S GUITAR,
D.W.,

THE ONE GOSALYN'S
LOOKING FOR.

GOS WAS TELLING ME
ABOUT HONKER'S
GUITAR LESSON.

HE BLEW
EVERYTHING OUT.

THE POWER SURGE
MUST HAVE COME
FROM MEGAVOLT!

WE SAW HONKER'S GUITAR.

GOSALYN'S
TRYING TO FIND IT.

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND IT
BEFORE GOSALYN DOES.

OH!

LET'S JUST
GET MY GUITAR AND GO.

DON'T WORRY SO MUCH.

CHECK OUT
THIS NEAT STUFF.

HEY, GUY,
YOU'RE CHOKING ME.

THANKS, DUCKS.

AAH!
AAH!

JUST WHERE
DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

THAT GUITAR
IS HONKER'S.

[IMITATING PEE-WEE HERMAN]
KIDS! I LOVE THEM.

MY BIGGEST AUDIENCE.

[IMITATING JACK NICHOLSON]
WE HAVE TO MAKE CERTAIN

YOU DON'T LEAVE,
DON'T WE, LITTLE VIEWERS?

HMM. LET'S GIVE YOU
A FINAL FLUFF.

WHAT A DOLL.

YECCHH!

WOW, GOSALYN!
WHAT A RADICAL HAIRDO.

YES. IT JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE TOUCHING UP.

HEY, WHEN'S THE BOSS
COMING BACK?

WHY DO YOU NEED
A BOSS?

WHAT'S IN THIS
FOR YOU GUYS?

YOU SHOULD MAKE DECISIONS
FOR YOURSELVES.

IF YOU WANT TO RELEASE US,
RELEASE US.

SHE'S GOT A POINT.

WE WON'T LET THEM GO,
BUT SHE HAS A POINT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

OPEN UP!

I FOUND THE PERFECT PLACE
FOR OUR FIRST ROBBERY.

THAT'S FABULOUS,
MEGS.

BEFORE YOU TELL US
ABOUT IT,

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST RELAX?

HAVE
A COLD DRINK.

AAH!

GOOD WORK, GUYS.
NOW WE CAN TURN HIM IN.

NOW, I WOULDN'T
SAY THAT, LOVE.

WE'RE GOING TO PLUG
MEGAVOLT

INTO THE POWER SUPPLY
OF ST. CANARD.

WE'LL BRING
ALL THE APPLIANCES
OF THE CITY TO LIFE

AND TAKE OVER,

THEN PEOPLE
CAN DO STUFF FOR US.

BUT--BUT--

THIS WAS YOUR IDEA,

SO YOU
AND YOUR FRIEND CAN
JOIN OUR REVOLUTION.

AND WHAT IF
WE DON'T WANT TO?

THEN YOU CAN FRY.

UGH! UGH!

KNOW WHAT?
I ENVY YOU.

WHAT A SURGE OF POWER
YOU'LL FEEL.

DON'T DO THIS.
I GAVE YOU LIFE.

THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE PLUGGED
INTO THE POWER.

YOU'LL BRING LIFE
TO EVERY APPLIANCE.

YOU'RE INSANE.

HA HA HA!
CHECK WHO'S TALKING.

I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

I'M THE REPAIRMAN
WHO SAYS YOUR
WARRANTY EXPIRED.

I AM DARKWING DUCK!

TOO LATE, MAN.

FROM NOW ON,
IT'S AN ALL-STAR JAM!

THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN.

APPLIANCES EVERYWHERE
ARE RISING AGAINST
THEIR OWNERS.

I DON'T HEAR
ANYTHING.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BELIEVE ME.

JUST LISTEN
TO THE EXPERTS.

AND THIS JUST IN--

WE ARE RECEIVING
SEVERAL REPORTS

OF HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES
TURNING AGAINST THEIR OWNERS.

HA HA HA!

IS THAT THE CRAZIEST THING
YOU'VE EVER HEARD?

HA HA HA HA HA!

HEY!

HELP!

NOT SO MUCH
OFF THE TOP.

AAH!

THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
GET IT?

NO! NOT WHILE
I'M PLUGGED IN!

AAH!

NOW, LET'S DISCONNECT
THESE DEVIOUS DEVICES.

[GUITAR SCREECHES]

I HATE SEEING ANYONE
GET IT WITH WATER.

YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT.

FEELING BETTER, HON?

POWER.

I NEED RECHARGING.

SURE THING.

WHOA!

WHOA!

THIS IS LIKE CRICKET
ACTUALLY.

WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA!

HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO!

HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S ENOUGH.

I CONTROL THE POWER,

AND I'M SHUTTING
THIS PARTY DOWN!

UH-OH.

AAH!

YEOW!

I'M GOING TO KILL
IF I'M MAIMED!

HEY!

WHOA!

THAT'S TOO HOT!

SHUT IT OFF!

YEAH, BUT HOW?

TOO BAD YOU DON'T
HAVE AN UMBRELLA

'CAUSE IT LOOKS
LIKE RAIN.

NO! NOT WATER!

YOU KNOW,
THIS REMINDS ME, L.P.,

GOT TO PAY
MY ELECTRIC BILL.

WE DID IT!

I PROMISE I'LL PAY
CLOSER ATTENTION

TO YOUR CLUES.

JUST IN TIME
FOR A RERUN OF
PELICAN'S ISLAND.

LET THIS BE
A LESSON--

POWER CORRUPTS.

A COCONUT FALLS
ON PELICAN'S HEAD
IN THIS EPISODE.

HE DREAMS
A SUBMARINE
RESCUES THE GANG

AND BLOWS UP
THE ISLAND.

NOW, THIS IS
REAL ENTERTAINMENT.

OH, YEAH. EVERYTHING
IS DEFINITELY BACK
TO AB-NORMAL.