Darknet (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Darknet 6 - full transcript
A laundromat worker witnesses a murder and tries not to be the best victim; two teens' escalating cyberpranks on each other backfire badly.
Destination please?
-Destination: Shelby Convention Center,
five seven three, Halpern Street.
right, okay, uh... it...
turn left on Moxon coming up now.
it doesn't look like downtown, I'm a little...
Turn left on Moxon coming up now.
-okay. okay.
okay. okay. this is ridiculous.
-hi yes... -you've reached the Shelby
Hamro Convention Center & Hotel.
unfortunately we cannot take your call right now.
-Are you kidding me? -If you'd like to leave a message,
someone would be helping to get back. -No.
new destination?
-please enter.
the CN tower.
-confirm destination, the CN tower?
yes, that is correct. the CN Tower,
Toronto Canada Ontario, correct, yes.
one moment please.
go straight 20 meters then turn
right on Benton Road.
good, excellent, thank you.
what is this?
Jesus!
oh come on
oh no.
aaaah.
why, where's this supposed to be, huh?
where is this supposed to be?
you lying stupid bitch.
-no, you're the bitch.
and you've been trolled.
bitch!
freak!
Fuzzy Freak Trolled
Remembering Tamsin Johnson
COMMENTS - Millennial Roach:
Another pathetic deification of some self-pitying...
...teenage coward who couldn't
take the challenge of life
BlackRat193: Die, you bastard!
TadandyRan1: STFU. Kill yourself.
Run scared little high of minds.
RemoteDet: Sick, Lame ass troll. Die!; Killing Joke:
I agree. What you say is true. We should meet.
Millennial Roach: Be gone, fag.
Killing Joke: No, I'm serious. Let's meet.
I'm in the west end, too.
how do you know?
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let's try, dick munch.
Took awhile, but I found you, Jay.
I'm serious. Let's meet." -Killing Joke
holy shit.
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just stop, okay?
please just stop.
Can Have Security Video + $
if Let Me Go
Let's do it for you.
-Oh my God, thank you.
Happy birthday, baby.
oh my god,
you little prick.
My name is Kirin and I love cock.
bombs away.
what?... what are you doing?...
what do you mean?
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What the hell?
I know it was you.
-Millennial Roach
who?
hey pop, what's up?
I'm going to ask you this once, did you
screw with your mother's Facebook page?
what?...
what are you talking about?
she's here at work
she dragged me out of a meeting,
because someone posted
her profile on Facebook.
for what?
-psychiatric profile.
Did you put Dr. Minaya what is profile online?
no.
-Jason so help me if you're lying.
no... I... oh my God.
-do you know who it was?
that's right. now stab him. stab him...
get him, sweetie. get him.
yeah, I love good moves.
there are some great moves.
-Come on mom. -Oh my god. A couple lens
flares and this is going straight to Hollywood.
Henry, portrait of a missing parent.
come on up here sweetie. not just for the
fishing you know what I mean.
come on sweetie, now stab him, stab him.
oh, hey, Henry, how's it going?
-good good. what's up Taylor?
oh you know not much, usual. crazy shit.
listen I'm just in the middle of dinner
so what can I do, friend?
oh, well, you know this came for you?
-oh thanks.
you weren't home and I figure
the neighborhood's not really...
...safe to this leave stuff at the front
door anymore you know.
it's from Charlie so uh...
what is it?
-What is that? -This is footage. she wants
me to make a movie as penance.
for what? bad cartooning?
-funny. oh no, she wants me to...
...stay involved. you know with
Walt even if he's not here.
huh, well, speaking of the lonely guy and
I kind of took some liberties and uh... beer.
-Taylor, thanks.
-beer.
I got work to do
-and you suck this Bachelor life.
the wife is away. I'm not talking
about coeds and stripper poles.
you just need a break.
couple of brews, home movie, guys night.
no. why not
-yeah why not, that's the spirit.
oh man, he's growing up, huh?
-yeah.
you think about how they shape your life,
your path taking, choices made...
Like you think you would have stopped
making screen if you didn't have a kid.
maybe.
or maybe you wouldn't made that goddamn cat.
-hey, easy.
come on, let's be honest, it's a total sellout.
That cat paid for this as it paid for
that cottage and with any luck...
...it's going to pay for generations of my
progenies, orthodontists.
come on seriously?
-seriously just drop it.
I'm sorry.
-just forget it.
no, you know when I think about your work
I mean... genius I mean you're goddamn genius.
Oh, we about to move from a G rating to an all?
hello?...
hey man, who's working the camera?
what the hell?
holy shit.
-look.
that's not, that's not real.
-no no, it can't be. there's no way.
oh no, this is some kind of a joke,
it's like horrible joke.
come on baby...
Hi, if you reach Charlie...
-Shit.
911.
-Police.
wait wait wait wait
you're gonna miss the best part.
Surprise.
now it's time to go tuck in the little angel.
seriously, dude?
that cat is terminally unforgivable.
hello...
Family Murdered By Happy Neighbour
come on, come on...
catch you.
no way.
"We guarantee you'll want to see this"
Crazy threeway caught on camera!
Unknown - This can escalate or this can end.
Meet me @ the old wrx.
yeah.
you there?
-how was my sister, asshole?
nice to see you too.
-I was shitty, dude.
she was innocent.
-didn't look that way in the video.
it's not funny. you ruined her...
whoa whoa what are you talking about?
she's had 150,000 hits already.
I made her a star.
-and cut awesome.
I just got you confessing to the distribution of
illegally obtained pornographic material...
...without the consent of the author.
-Busted bitch. -You know I'm not letting
you leave here with that, right?
besides pretty hypocritical you bitching
about collateral damage.
you effectively undid eight
years of my mother's therapy.
you know that I care about
how'd you get those files.
Cracked her email, found the doctor, charging
them then ran a nice horse and found the breach.
A nice horse... Damn...
When you start working for the NSA?
how do you wind up here?
-I don't know.
you got popular and I got ironic.
you did the best you can with the stereotype.
you know when you first trolled me. I kind of thought
you were, I don't know reaching out or some shit.
wait, what do you mean? you trolled me first.
no, I didn't.
-yeah. you did. you gay bombed me.
that was only after you did
the psycho stalker thing.
the what?
Jay, no, I swear.
then who?
you've been trolled. bitches.
TRACKING SENDER
tracking?
-tracking sender?
-what?
come on.
HELLO, KUDDLEKATKILLAH.
OR SHOULD WE SAY ADAM.
CURIOUS RED, GLAD TO
FINALLY MEET YOU.
ME2, WE ADMIRE YOUR SKILLS.
YOUR MIND IS A TRUE WONDER.
shit... it's supposed
to be an anonymous.
Wait! Before you do that.
Let's get better acquainted.
No. No. No. No.
I am nothing beneath your monster's bed.
I am Godsword...
...and when I find you,
we'll make new kinds of screaming.
that's not funny, Adam.
-it's impossible.
you can't hide from us.
it's time to bring you into the fold.
invite you to see the wonders
beyond your imagination.
what do you want from me?
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-Destination: Shelby Convention Center,
five seven three, Halpern Street.
right, okay, uh... it...
turn left on Moxon coming up now.
it doesn't look like downtown, I'm a little...
Turn left on Moxon coming up now.
-okay. okay.
okay. okay. this is ridiculous.
-hi yes... -you've reached the Shelby
Hamro Convention Center & Hotel.
unfortunately we cannot take your call right now.
-Are you kidding me? -If you'd like to leave a message,
someone would be helping to get back. -No.
new destination?
-please enter.
the CN tower.
-confirm destination, the CN tower?
yes, that is correct. the CN Tower,
Toronto Canada Ontario, correct, yes.
one moment please.
go straight 20 meters then turn
right on Benton Road.
good, excellent, thank you.
what is this?
Jesus!
oh come on
oh no.
aaaah.
why, where's this supposed to be, huh?
where is this supposed to be?
you lying stupid bitch.
-no, you're the bitch.
and you've been trolled.
bitch!
freak!
Fuzzy Freak Trolled
Remembering Tamsin Johnson
COMMENTS - Millennial Roach:
Another pathetic deification of some self-pitying...
...teenage coward who couldn't
take the challenge of life
BlackRat193: Die, you bastard!
TadandyRan1: STFU. Kill yourself.
Run scared little high of minds.
RemoteDet: Sick, Lame ass troll. Die!; Killing Joke:
I agree. What you say is true. We should meet.
Millennial Roach: Be gone, fag.
Killing Joke: No, I'm serious. Let's meet.
I'm in the west end, too.
how do you know?
Remove All Website Data
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IPS Address Successfully Changed
New IPS Adress: 96.44.194.32/26
let's try, dick munch.
Took awhile, but I found you, Jay.
I'm serious. Let's meet." -Killing Joke
holy shit.
WARNING:
PREMISES MONITORED
just stop, okay?
please just stop.
Can Have Security Video + $
if Let Me Go
Let's do it for you.
-Oh my God, thank you.
Happy birthday, baby.
oh my god,
you little prick.
My name is Kirin and I love cock.
bombs away.
what?... what are you doing?...
what do you mean?
USER DENIED FOR OBSCENE SPAM
obscene spam.
"I'm giving away free gold. See link for details"
U Ass-blaster!....Dick breath!.....
Yr fag spam is reported. Rot in hell!
MY NAME IS KIRIN
AND I LOVE COCK
What the hell?
I know it was you.
-Millennial Roach
who?
hey pop, what's up?
I'm going to ask you this once, did you
screw with your mother's Facebook page?
what?...
what are you talking about?
she's here at work
she dragged me out of a meeting,
because someone posted
her profile on Facebook.
for what?
-psychiatric profile.
Did you put Dr. Minaya what is profile online?
no.
-Jason so help me if you're lying.
no... I... oh my God.
-do you know who it was?
that's right. now stab him. stab him...
get him, sweetie. get him.
yeah, I love good moves.
there are some great moves.
-Come on mom. -Oh my god. A couple lens
flares and this is going straight to Hollywood.
Henry, portrait of a missing parent.
come on up here sweetie. not just for the
fishing you know what I mean.
come on sweetie, now stab him, stab him.
oh, hey, Henry, how's it going?
-good good. what's up Taylor?
oh you know not much, usual. crazy shit.
listen I'm just in the middle of dinner
so what can I do, friend?
oh, well, you know this came for you?
-oh thanks.
you weren't home and I figure
the neighborhood's not really...
...safe to this leave stuff at the front
door anymore you know.
it's from Charlie so uh...
what is it?
-What is that? -This is footage. she wants
me to make a movie as penance.
for what? bad cartooning?
-funny. oh no, she wants me to...
...stay involved. you know with
Walt even if he's not here.
huh, well, speaking of the lonely guy and
I kind of took some liberties and uh... beer.
-Taylor, thanks.
-beer.
I got work to do
-and you suck this Bachelor life.
the wife is away. I'm not talking
about coeds and stripper poles.
you just need a break.
couple of brews, home movie, guys night.
no. why not
-yeah why not, that's the spirit.
oh man, he's growing up, huh?
-yeah.
you think about how they shape your life,
your path taking, choices made...
Like you think you would have stopped
making screen if you didn't have a kid.
maybe.
or maybe you wouldn't made that goddamn cat.
-hey, easy.
come on, let's be honest, it's a total sellout.
That cat paid for this as it paid for
that cottage and with any luck...
...it's going to pay for generations of my
progenies, orthodontists.
come on seriously?
-seriously just drop it.
I'm sorry.
-just forget it.
no, you know when I think about your work
I mean... genius I mean you're goddamn genius.
Oh, we about to move from a G rating to an all?
hello?...
hey man, who's working the camera?
what the hell?
holy shit.
-look.
that's not, that's not real.
-no no, it can't be. there's no way.
oh no, this is some kind of a joke,
it's like horrible joke.
come on baby...
Hi, if you reach Charlie...
-Shit.
911.
-Police.
wait wait wait wait
you're gonna miss the best part.
Surprise.
now it's time to go tuck in the little angel.
seriously, dude?
that cat is terminally unforgivable.
hello...
Family Murdered By Happy Neighbour
come on, come on...
catch you.
no way.
"We guarantee you'll want to see this"
Crazy threeway caught on camera!
Unknown - This can escalate or this can end.
Meet me @ the old wrx.
yeah.
you there?
-how was my sister, asshole?
nice to see you too.
-I was shitty, dude.
she was innocent.
-didn't look that way in the video.
it's not funny. you ruined her...
whoa whoa what are you talking about?
she's had 150,000 hits already.
I made her a star.
-and cut awesome.
I just got you confessing to the distribution of
illegally obtained pornographic material...
...without the consent of the author.
-Busted bitch. -You know I'm not letting
you leave here with that, right?
besides pretty hypocritical you bitching
about collateral damage.
you effectively undid eight
years of my mother's therapy.
you know that I care about
how'd you get those files.
Cracked her email, found the doctor, charging
them then ran a nice horse and found the breach.
A nice horse... Damn...
When you start working for the NSA?
how do you wind up here?
-I don't know.
you got popular and I got ironic.
you did the best you can with the stereotype.
you know when you first trolled me. I kind of thought
you were, I don't know reaching out or some shit.
wait, what do you mean? you trolled me first.
no, I didn't.
-yeah. you did. you gay bombed me.
that was only after you did
the psycho stalker thing.
the what?
Jay, no, I swear.
then who?
you've been trolled. bitches.
TRACKING SENDER
tracking?
-tracking sender?
-what?
come on.
HELLO, KUDDLEKATKILLAH.
OR SHOULD WE SAY ADAM.
CURIOUS RED, GLAD TO
FINALLY MEET YOU.
ME2, WE ADMIRE YOUR SKILLS.
YOUR MIND IS A TRUE WONDER.
shit... it's supposed
to be an anonymous.
Wait! Before you do that.
Let's get better acquainted.
No. No. No. No.
I am nothing beneath your monster's bed.
I am Godsword...
...and when I find you,
we'll make new kinds of screaming.
that's not funny, Adam.
-it's impossible.
you can't hide from us.
it's time to bring you into the fold.
invite you to see the wonders
beyond your imagination.
what do you want from me?
Prepared by teSir