Dante's Cove (2004–2007): Season 1, Episode 1 - The Beginning - full transcript

In 1840 Dante's Cove, an island resort in the Caribbean, Grace is a powerful witch who catches her fiancée Ambrosius Vallin cheating on her with a man, upon which she imprisons him in the basement of their house, cursing him to spend eternity in bondage. Present Day: College dropout Keven Archer follows his lover, Toby, to the island paradise of Dante's Cove to get away from living with his abusive and homophobic mother and stepfather. Kevin wants to start a new life at Hotel Dante, a local hotel for the gay/lesbian community and the current site of the Vallin household which is now reputed to be haunted. While deciding what to do with his life, Kevin becomes acquainted with the residents of the hotel whom include Toby's best friend Van, an artist who struggles to pay her bills and date her girlfriend Tina. Corey is the long-term resident and outgoing gay guy. Amber is the party girl who has eyes for the local DJ Chrissy. Adam is the token straight guy at odds with everyone, and Josh is the bisexual guy who's current girlfriend is at odds with him. But Kevin and Toby's newfound romance takes a turn when Kevin finds a trap door in the cellar and inadvertently releases Ambrosius's evil spirit who, with a kiss from Kevin, becomes corporeal again as a warlock, and all hell is about to break lose in Dante's Cove...

SIR.

[ HEARTBEAT THUMPING ]

OH.

MISS?

GOOD HEAVENS.

WHY, MISS.

YOU SEEM DISTRACTED.

DO I?

YES.

IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU, MY
LOVE?

WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, I SAW
THE WAY YOU LOOKED



AT THAT GIRL ON THE STREET AND
I...

GRACE, I CAN ASSURE YOU I HAVE
ABSOLUTELY

NO INTEREST IN OTHER WOMEN.

I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU.

IF I AM TO BE YOUR HUSBAND,

YOU MUST TRUST ME.

PERHAPS I'M JUST A BIT ANXIOUS
OVER OUR WEDDING.

FORGIVE ME, DARLING.

YES.

NOT NOW.

[ HEARTBEAT THUMPING ] WHY NOT
NOW?

WE MUSTN'T SPOIL OUR WEDDING
NIGHT.

YOUR RESTRAINT IS ADMIRABLE,
MY LOVE.

BESIDES, MOTHER'S EXPECTING
ME. I... I SHOULD GO.



UNTIL TOMORROW.

TOMORROW.

[ DOOR OPENS AND THEN CLOSES ]

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU REQUIRE,
SIR?

YES, RAYMOND.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE IS.

NO.

YOU FILTHY, LITTLE PCE OF
RUBBISH.

NO, GRACE.

GRACE.

CONSIDER THE WEDDING NIGHT
SPOILED.

GRACE, NO.

AAH!

NO!

[ WHIP LASHING ]

[ THUNDER ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHERE AM I?

I ASKED YOU WHERE I AM.

WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER ME?

[ GRACE LAUGHING ] IT'S
USELESS.

NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU.

UNLEASH ME.

SOMEBODY WILL COME LOOKING FOR
ME.

SOMEBODY WILL FIND ME.

YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE.

COME BACK TO ME,

OR HERE YOU SHALL SPEND
ETERNITY.

I WOULD RATHER ROT IN HELL
THAN BE HERE WITH YOU.

THEN ROT. STAY STUBBORN.

IN TIME YOUR HEART WILL WEEP
IN DESPERATION.

IN TIME THE LONELINESS WILL
SPREAD THROUGH YOUR

BODY LIKE THE PLAGUE.

SET ME FREE.

I BEG YOU.

OH, YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR
FREEDOM.

I WOULD HATE TO DENY YOU
HAPPINESS.

THE KISS OF A YOUNG MAN WILL
SET YOU FREE.

THEN I SHALL FIND A YOUNG MAN.

A YOUNG MAN WILL DESIRE ME.

OH, SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE.

THIS IS THE FACE I FELL SO IN
LOVE WITH.

FORGIVE ME.

I FORGOT HOW YOU SO LOVE YOUR
OWN REFLECTION.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

WITH EVERY DAWN, A GLIMPSE OF
LIGHT WILL SHINE ON YOUR FACE.

THE FACE THAT HAS BETRAYED ME,

THE FACE THAT YOU SHALL FLAUNT
FOR ETERNITY.

[ WHIP LASHING ]

NO!

HUH!

I'VE NOT DISOBEYED YOU,
MOTHER.

AMBROSIUS IS DEAD.

HE ONLY WANTED MY POWER

AND TO MASTER THE POWERS OF
TREASON.

MY INSTINCTS DID NOT BETRAY
ME.

I KNEW HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING
FROM US ALL ALONG.

HE HAD NO INTEREST IN YOU.

NO INTEREST IN WOMEN AT ALL.

WITHOUT HIS SEED, HE WAS
USELESS.

BUT WHAT WILL WE TELL
EVERYONE?

I MEAN, HIS MOTHER, EMILY.

UH, SHE WILL COME LOOKING FOR
HIM.

SHE WILL BE ASKING QUESTIONS.

AMBROSIUS LEFT DANTE'S COVE

TO PURSUE BUSINESS IN NEW
YORK.

NO ONE WILL DOUBT THAT.

THIS SACRIFICE WILL APPEASE
THE WITCHES OF TREASON

UNTIL YOU MATE WITH A REAL
MAN.

I DID NOT WISH TO BE FORSAKEN.

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE
REMAINS?

I BURIED THEM.

WHERE?

BEHIND THE LIGHTHOUSE.

TAKE ME TO THEM.

YOU MUST NOT LEAVE ANY TRACE.

I WILL FEED THEM TO THE DOGS.

PLEASE. ALLOW ME THE PLEASURE.

SO BE IT.

GRACE, I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU.

PLEASE.

HEY, MAN, CAN YOU STOP HERE?

YEAH, SURE, NO PROBLEM.

KEV, COME ON.

HEY, CALM DOWN.

WHAT? I MISSED YOU.

HE'S WATCHING US.

OH, YEAH?

OOPS, MY HEADPHONES.

OKAY THERE?

DID YOU FIND THEM YET?

[ KEV MOANING ]

DID YOU FIND YOUR HEADPHONES?

[ KEV MOANING ]

DID YOU FIND THEM?

HE'S WATCHING, MAN.

AAH! OKAY.

YEAH, GOT 'EM.

I WANTED TOMATOES.

DO YOU HAVE TOMATOES ON YOURS?

YEAH.

HERE, GIVE ME SOME.

I LOVE TOMATOES.

I LOVE YOUR TOMATOES.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL HERE.

YEAH, SURE IS.

DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN
THIS.

HEY, DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS
PRETTY MUCH WHERE WE FIRST MET?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU SAID THAT I WAS RED,

AND THAT I SHOULD PUT SUN
BLOCK ON.

WHAT A LINE.

PRETTY LAME, BUT I HAD TO GET
YOUR ATTENTION SOMEHOW.

WHAT WAS THAT? LIKE TWO MONTHS
AGO?

MAY 4.

OH, MY GOD! YOU REMEMBER THE
DATE?

YOU'RE SUCH A GEEK.

YOU WANNA WORK OUT?

WE CAN.

YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU WANNA
WORK OUT.

WELL, UH, I USUALLY ONLY GO
THREE TIMES A WEEK.

THREE TIMES A WEEK.

I WANNA GO ALL THE TIME.

SO? OH, YEAH?

YEAH. SO, I CAN GET OUT OF THE
HOUSE.

JUST GET AWAY FROM MY MOM AND
YOU KNOW WHO.

STEPDAD?

YEAH.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND PUT
SOME ON MY BACK.

I LOVE GETTING MASSAGES.

LOVE GIVING THEM TO YOU.

IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,

WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO
THE GYM.

YEAH, I KNOW. THAT'S THE IDEA.

I'M GONNA FUCK YOU.

YOU THINK SO, HUH?

I DON'T THINK SO.

KEV?

HMM?

SURE GOT USED TO THIS,

SEEING YOU,

HAVING YOU HERE.

ME, TOO.

WHAT TIME ARE YOU LEAVING
TOMORROW?

SHOULD BE ON THE ROAD ABOUT
NINE.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO BACK TO
DANTE'S.

I KNOW. ME, NEITHER.

HEY, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

OH, YEAH, WHAT'D YOU GET?

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

OH, MY GOD!

THIS WAS FROM OUR FIRST DATE.

I THOUGHT YOU LOST THIS?

I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.

OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK SO CUTE.

LOOK AT MY HAIR.

I KNOW, WAY TOO MUCH PRODUCT.

MAN, THANKS. THIS IS SO COOL.

YOU CAN PUT IT ON YOUR DESK.

OH, YEAH.

RIGHT.

SO MY STEPDAD CAN SEE IT.

YOU KNOW, THIS SUMMER'S REALLY
BEEN AWESOME.

IT'S BEEN THE BEST EVER.

THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

WE'LL STILL SEE EACH OTHER,
WON'T WE?

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

WELL, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
US?

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

IF THINGS GET BAD AT HOME
AGAIN,

YOU KNOW YOU GOT A PLACE TO
STAY.

I'LL BE FINE.

IT'LL ALL BE FINE.

I JUST WISH YOU COULD STAY.

I GOT A JOB AT THE COVE.

I GOTTA START WORKING OFF MY
LOANS.

BESIDES, I CAN'T STAY HERE.

I'LL HAVE TO FIND A PLACE.

YOU COULD STAY WITH ME.

NO, THANKS.

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT US.

YES, THEY WOULD.

AND I DON'T WANNA HIDE IT. WHY
SHOULD I?

MY MOM DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT ME.

SHE KNOWS.

SHE THINKS I HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND.

KEVIN. WHAT?

STOP TRYING TO HIDE IT.

I DON'T.

OH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO
WITH THEM.

BECAUSE I HAVE TO.

IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME LIKE IT
IS FOR YOU.

IT'S NOT SO EASY FOR ME.

OH, YES, IT IS.

HOW?

IF I HAD PARENTS LIKE YOURS

THAT WERE TOTALLY COOL ABOUT
IT,

IT'D BE DIFFERENT.

IF I LIVE WITH KIDS THAT WERE
GAY LIKE YOU ARE,

IT'D BE DIFFERENT.

HEY, YOU'RE GAY, TOO.

OH, WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW, I'M SICK OF YOU AND
EVERYONE TRYING TO.

DON'T GET ALL BENT OUT OF
SHAPE.

WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT IT?

I'M JUST SICK OF IT.

LOOK. WHAT?

I DON'T WANNA GET INTO A BIG
FIGHT ABOUT THIS.

WELL, YOU STARTED IT.

STOP éLING.

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?

DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP IN MY
OWN PLACE.

I THINK I'VE BEEN MORE THAN
PATIENT WITH YOU.

PATIENCE?

YEAH.

I SAW YOU CHECKING OUT RYAN.

THE PIZZA DELIVERY BOY.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

YOU DON'T TRUST ME.

YOU'VE BEEN WITH HIM?

NO. RIGHT.

OH, TOBY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN?
TELL ME.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

OF? OF US.

IT ISN'T GONNA WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

'CAUSE NOTHING EVER DOES.

WHAT IF I DON'T WANT YOU TO
GO?

WE MIGHT AS WELL END THIS NOW.

YOU'RE LEAVING TOMORROW
ANYWAYS.

[ PHONE RINGING ]

WE'RE NEVER GONNA SEE EACH
OTHER.

WHY MAKE IT HARDER? HEY, MOM.

KEVIN, WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M AT THE MALL.

THE ONE WITH THE DRY
CLEANER'S?

THE OTHER MALL.

OH.

WELL, YOUR STEPFATHER NEEDS
THAT SUIT WE DROPPED OFF.

YOU CAN'T PICK IT UP?

IS THERE SOME REASON YOU CAN'T
SWING BY ON YOUR WAY HOME?

WE'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

OKAY, I'LL DO IT.

I GOTTA GO PICK UP SOMETHING
FOR MY MOM.

HE'S SCREWING AROUND WITH THAT
BOY AGAIN,

ISN'T HE?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
ANYMORE.

SO, THIS IS IT?

I GUESS SO.

I DON'T WANT IT TO BE LIKE
THIS.

I GOTTA GO PICK UP SOMETHING
FOR MY MOM.

YOU WANNA TAKE OFF, THERE'S
THE DOOR.

SEE YOU, TOBY.

SCREW HIM.

[ PHONE RINGING ]

HI, MOM.

KEVIN, HOW SOON ARE YOU COMING
HOME?

WELL, IS JACK GONNA BE THERE?

OF COURSE.

AND BESIDES, I THOUGHT WE
COULD ALL HAVE DINNER

TOGETHER FOR A CHANGE.

MOM, I DON'T LIKE IT THERE.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE THAT
TONE OF VOICE, YOUNG MAN.

NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME.

NO, YOU LISTEN.

I-I FEEL LIKE A PRISONER.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE LIVING UNDER
THIS ROOF,

YOU'LL DO AS YOU'RE TOLD.

NOW, I WANT YOU HOME NOW.

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

KEVIN?

HE HUNG UP ON ME.

IF YOU HADN'T SPOILED THE
LITTLE BRAT,

HE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU THAT LIP.

[ PHONE RINGING ]

HELLO?

HEY, IT'S ME.

TOBY, THAT'S SO WEIRD. I WAS
JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.

HOW'S EVERYTHING AT THE DANTE?

IT'S FINE.

I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

HOW'S EVERYTHING WITH YOU AND
KEVIN?

NOT SO GOOD.

WHAT'S WRONG?

WE BROKE UP, VAN.

OH, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?

WE GOT IN A HUGE ARGUMENT.

HE DOESN'T WANNA COME LIVE
WITH ME AT DANTE'S COVE.

THAT'S A VERY BIG STEP FOR
SOMEONE WHO STILL LIVES

AT HOME WITH HIS FAMILY.

HE'LL COME AROUND. JUST GIVE
IT TIME.

HIS PARENTS DON'T APPROVE.

THEY'RE IN DENIAL THAT HE'S
EVEN GAY.

THEY THINK I'M CORRUPTING HIM.

WELL, AT SOME POINT, KEVIN'S
GONNA DECIDE

TO LIVE HIS OWN LIFE.

VAN, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S
OVER.

I'M COMING HOME.

I'LL BE HERE.

A SHOULDER TO CRY ON AND
EVERYTHING.

BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY AND
LEAVE KEVIN ON GOOD TERMS.

HE MIGHT CHANGE HIS MIND, YOU
KNOW.

YEAH, IF HE'D EVEN TALK TO ME.

TRUST ME,

HE WILL.

AND MAKE UP SEX IS ALWAYS THE
BEST.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. YOU SHOULD
NOW THAT BY NOW.

YEAH, I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON
YOU

TO MAKE ME SMILE.

I LOVE YOU.

LOVE YOU, TOO.

BYE.

[ THEME MUSIC PLAYING ]

BYE.

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

THAT MUST BE KEVIN.

ONLY AN HOUR LATE.

WE WENT AHEAD AND ATE.

THE FOOD'S ICY COLD NOW.

SORRY, TRAFFIC WAS MURDER.

BULLSHIT.

I GOT YOUR DAMN SUIT. WHAT
ELSE DO YOU WANT?

KEVIN.

I'M SICK OF THIS.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM TO
BACK OFF?

I'LL DO NO SUCH THING.

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU LATELY?

NOTHING.

OH, I CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO HIM.

THAT BOY.

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

UH-HUH.

WE THINK YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING

TOO MUCH TIME WITH HIM.

WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT HIM ANYMORE.

TOBY MOVED BACK TO DANTE'S
COVE.

GOOD. MAYBE THINGS WILL GET
BACK TO NORMAL AROUND HERE.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?

OH, DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT
FOR YOU?

JACK.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL ME GAY
TO MY FACE

AND GET IT OVER WITH?

WELL, ARE YOU?

'CAUSE I'M NOT LIVING IN THE
SAME HOUSE WITH A FAGGOT.

FAGGOT?

YEAH.

YEAH, WELL, I'M A FAGGOT.

SO, WHY DON'T YOU GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE?

STOP THIS, BOTH OF YOU.

EITHER HE GOES OR I GO.

OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

MAKE HIM LEAVE, MOM. HE'S AN
ASSHOLE.

UGH!

YOU EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN,
I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.

JACK, NO.

YOU SEE THE WAY HE TREATS US?

YOU CAN TAKE IT, BUT I CAN'T.

MAKE HIM LEAVE.

KEVIN, JUST, JUST CALM DOWN.

I'M JUST GONNA MAKE THIS
EASIER ON YOU, OKAY?

I'M OUT OF HERE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I SHOULD'VE DONE THIS A LONG
TIME AGO.

I'M GONNA LIVE WITH TOBY IN
DANTE'S COVE.

KEVIN!

KEVIN!

KEVIN.

AAH!

COME TO ME, KEVIN.

LAST STOP.

CAN I HELP YOU?

YEAH, MY NAME'S KEVIN ARCHER.

I'M A FRIEND OF TOBY'S.

OH, RIGHT, KEVIN.

TOBY TOLD ME TO WAIT UP FOR
YOU.

CORY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU, TOO, MAN.

SO, UM, TOBY'S NOT AROUND?

NO, HE HAD TO WORK LATE.

YEAH, HE WAS TOTALLY BUMMED HE
COULDN'T BE HERE.

WELL, SORRY YOU HAD TO WAIT
UP.

NOT A PROBLEM.

GLAD YOU MADE IT.

HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

LONG.

PLANE, BOAT, BUS.

HAD A NICE LITTLE WALK ON THE
WAY HERE, THOUGH.

YOU WIPED OUT?

YEAH.

YOU WANT ME TO GRAB THAT?

NO, I'M COOL. THANKS.

OH, WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.

NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.

YOU'RE IN GOOD COMPANY HERE,
BRO.

WE'RE ALL HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.

EVERYBODY'S REALLY COOL.

COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.

WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

OH, GOOD. YOU FOUND IT.

THANKS.

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL DANTE.

HI, I'M KEVIN.

TOBY'S KEVIN.

HI, CUTIE, I'M AMBER.

NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU, TOO.

WISH I HAD SOMEONE WHO IS THAT
INTO ME.

HE'S GOT IT BAD FOR YOU.

AHEM.

LISTEN, I'M GONNA GRAB MY
LAUNDRY.

YOU NEED ANY HELP?

I'M COOL, THANKS.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU EVER NEED
ANYTHING.

SURE.

BYE, AMBER.

SHE'S COOL.

WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

LET'S GO SEE WHAT ADAM'S UP
TO.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

THIS IS KEVIN.

HE'S GONNA BE LIVING UPSTAIRS
FOR A WHILE.

UH, WHAT ROOM ARE YOU RENTING
HERE?

DUDE, HE'S GONNA BE LIVING
WITH TOBY.

OH, CAME ALL THE WAY HERE FOR
HIM.

YEAH, OF COURSE, HE'S MY BABY.

AND, UH, FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M
GONNA DO

WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE.

UM, AND YOU?

I'M NOT LOOKING THAT FAR
AHEAD.

I'M JUST CRUISING.

YEAH, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORK.

TRUST FUND BRAT.

YOU'RE LUCKY, MAN.

IF YOU WANNA GRAB A COUPLE OF
BEERS SOMETIME,

UH, JUST LET ME KNOW.

WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.

WHAT'S THAT?

TOBY MAY BE IN LOVE WITH YOU
NOW,

BUT IN HIGH SCHOOL, HE WAS IN
LOVE WITH ME.

REALLY?

REALLY.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TERRIFIC.

BUT I'M STRAIGHT.

YEAH.

TILL YOU GET A COUPLE OF BEERS
IN HIM.

YEAH, YOU WISH.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

HEY, JOSH.

OH, HEY.

NO, IT'S COOL. WATCH.

HEY, JOSH.

WHAT, DAMN IT?

CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUSY?

WELL, I JUST WANTED YOU TO
MEET KEVIN,

TOBY'S BOYFRIEND.

WELL, GOOD TO MEET YOU, KEVIN.

I'M SORRY.

I HAVE TO CATCH UP WITH YOU IN
A BIT.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

I MEAN, UH, GOOD TO MEET YOU.

ENOUGH WITH THE AUDIENCE.

FINE. THANK YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

NICE, HUH?

THIS IS THE BASEMENT.

IT'S WHERE WE KEEP EXTRA BEERS
AND SODAS

FOR OUR BITCHIN' PARTIES THAT
WE HAVE QUITE FREQUENTLY.

COOL. I'M DOWN WITH THAT.

YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO
MEET EVERYBODY ELSE.

HEY, I'M JUST, I'M KINDA
TIRED.

MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU GOTTA MEET VAN. SHE'S A
BABE.

HER ROOM'S RIGHT NEXT TO
YOURS.

HER NAME'S VANESSA, BUT WE
CALL HER VAN.

DUDE, IF I WASN'T GAY, I'D
JUMP HER BONES.

WELL, ACTUALLY WE GOT DRUNK
ONCE AND STARTED MAKING OUT.

GOT PRETTY INTENSE BUT
EVERYBODY

JUST STARTED CRACKING UP.

YO, VAN.

KEVIN. YUP.

KEVIN,

THIS IS VAN.

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL DANTE.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

VAN'S OUR TOKEN INTELLECTUAL.

THE ANTI-GIDGET.

BITE ME.

YOU MIND IF I, UH, VIEW YOUR
PAINTINGS?

WOW.

NICE.

THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

OH, YEAH. YOU TOLD ME ABOUT
THIS ONE.

THIS WITCH CAUGHT HER FIANCEÉ
HAVING SEX WITH THE BUTLER. É

GRACE.

OUCH.

THEY WERE ACTUAL EVENTS

THAT TOOK PLACE AT THIS...

PLACE AT THIS HOTEL.

WE'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE.

SO, YOU PAINT THE HISTORY OF
THIS PLACE.

YES.

SOME REALLY SICK AND TWISTED,
UNSOLVED SHIT WENT ON HERE.

LIKE IN THE 1950'S, THERE WAS
A FAMILY

THAT LIVED HERE WITH A COUPLE
OF KIDS.

THE PARENTS WENT OUT ONE
NIGHT,

AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK, THEY
FOUND THEIR CHILDREN MISSING.

AAH!

THEY LOOKED EVERYWHERE, BUT
THEY COULDN'T FIND THEM.

BUT WHAT THEY DID FIND WAS

TWO PILES OF ASH AND
PENTAGRAMS

DRAWN IN BLOOD.

HUMAN BLOOD.

ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP.

YOU WANNA GRAB SOMETHING TO
EAT?

THERE'S A LITTLE DINER DOWN
THE STREET.

NO, I'M... I'M KINDA BEAT.

YEAH, LET HIM GET SETTLED.

BESIDES, HE WANNA FRESHEN UP
FOR TOBY.

COME HERE.

CAN YOU HEAR IT?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?

HE IS CRYING.

CRYING.

HUH! TOBY.

SHIT, MAN.

SORRY.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I JUST SAW SOME REALLY STRANGE
SHIT

ON THE WAY HOME FROM WORK.

SHH.

HEY, I'M HERE.

WE'RE BOTH HERE.

SO, LET'S GET THESE FUCKING
CLOTHES OFF.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S WRONG?

I JUST SAW SOME WEIRD STUFF ON
THE WAY HOME.

REALLY?

ME, TOO. I MEAN, I...

I HAD SOME VISIONS ON THE WAY
HERE.

THIS PLACE, IT'S HAUNTED.

GREAT.

YOU KINDA LEFT THAT PART OUT
WHEN YOU CONVINCED ME

TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.

WELL, I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT AT
FIRST BUT

I'M KINDA STARTING TO.

I HEARD THE SPOOK STORIES FROM
VAN.

I'M SO SORRY I WASN'T HERE
WHEN YOU FIRST ARRIVED.

NO, IT'S OKAY.

I MEAN, CORY GAVE ME THE WHOLE
TOUR.

MET ALL YOUR FRIENDS. THEY'RE
REALLY COOL.

AND VAN WANTS US TO GO TO THE
BEACH TOMORROW.

I GOTTA WORK.

YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WORK.

ALL THE TIME.

BUT IT'S OKAY, NO WORRIES.

IT'S JUST THAT I CAME HERE
WITH 200 BUCKS,

THAT'S IT.

WHAT IF I DON'T GET A JOB?

BABE, YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF
TIME TO FIND SOMETHING.

YOU COULD GET SOMETHING
TOMORROW

IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO.

HEY, I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT
THIS MOMENT.

FINALLY, YOU AND ME TOGETHER.

I COULDN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO GET
HERE.

ME, TOO.

EVEN IF IT IS HAUNTED?

SHUT UP AND JUST GO TO SLEEP.

KEVIN.

I WANNA SEE KEVIN NOW.

HELP ME.

HELP ME.

HELP ME.

HELP ME.

HEY, HEY.

HEY, BABE.

GOOD MORNING.

IT'S ALMOST AFTERNOON. ROUGH
NIGHT?

YEAH, JUST A LITTLE BIT.

YEAH, YOU WERE TOSSING AND
TURNING THE WHOLE TIME.

HEY, GIVE HIM A BREAK.

FIRST NIGHT IN A NEW PAD, COME
ON.

YEAH, GIVE ME A BREAK, MAN.

COFFEE, MY DARLINGS.

AH, JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR
PRESCRIBED.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO
TODAY?

I WANNA SHOW KEV AROUND.

UH, GUESS WHO'S GOTTA WORK
AGAIN,

LOSER.

CALL IN SICK.

YEAH, I WISH.

VAN, I-I GOTTA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.

WHAT?

WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING, IT'S STUPID. NEVER
MIND.

I STILL GOTTA FIND A JOB.

HEY, YOU GOT PLENTY OF TIME
FOR THAT.

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU GUYS?

TAKE A DAY OFF, CHILL.

I REALLY WANNA SHOW YOU
AROUND.

MAYBE WE CAN TALK.

OKAY.

HE'S EASY.

I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I KEEP HIM
AROUND.

HOW'S THIS COFFEE?

AWFUL.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MY COFFEE'S THE SHIT.

UGH. OH, THIS IS AWFUL.

THIS IS NASTY.

I GOTTA BRUSH MY TEETH AFTER
THIS.

[ LAUGHING ]

NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.

I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. JACK,
NO.

YOU SEE THE WAY HE TREATS US?

BULLSHIT.

'CAUSE I'M NOT LIVING IN THE
SAME HOUSE WITH A FAGGOT.

DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR
YOU?

STOP THIS.

HEY, KEVIN, HEY.

COME HERE.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK, UM, I'M REALLY GONNA
LOVE IT HERE.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT
UP THERE?

YOU CAN TRUST ME.

YOU REALLY CAN.

NOT NOW, VAN.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO JUMP ON
HER, AMBER?

HEY, THANKS, BABE.

HEY, GREAT JOB THERE.

WHY, THANK YOU.

I ALWAYS THINK PEOPLE ARE
GONNA éL, YOU SUCK.

NO WAY. YOU'RE TOO COOL.

I TRY.

AND I'M AMBER.

I'M CHRISSY.

IN THE FLESH.

SO, YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?

MY DIGS.

THIS HOTEL?

YUP. WILD.

I'M AT THE GOLD LANTERN.

LESS GHOSTS.

IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME IN THE
LEAST.

LIVIN' IT UP AT THE HOTEL
DANTE.

I'D BE WAY TOO TRIPPED OUT TO
LIVE HERE.

THIS PLACE IS SO SPOOKY.

I'M JUST NOT THE TYPE OF
PERSON THAT GETS SCARED.

I, OKAY, WILL GO TO A HORROR
FILM, AND LIKE,

EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE IS
TOTALLY SCREAMING.

AND ME, I'M JUST LAUGHING.

IT JUST DOESN'T BOTHER ME. I
DON'T KNOW WHY.

I JUST DON'T GET... GOTCHA!

HUH!

WE HAVE THIS THING, WHERE WE
GET EACH OTHER.

HE GOT YOU.

WELL, NOW THAT I MADE A TOTAL
FOOL OF MYSELF,

YOU WANNA DANCE?

SURE.

CORY, CHEERS TO THAT OUTFIT,
MAN.

NICE.

HEY, YOU'RE KEVIN, RIGHT?

I'M JOSH.

YOU KNOCKED ON MY DOOR LAST
NIGHT,

AND WE WERE SORT OF OCCUPIED.

NO, I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY,
REALLY SORRY.

NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE SORRY.

IT'S CORY.

YOU'RE TIMING'S HORRIBLE.

AND YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

I DON'T THINK SO.

SO, WHO'S THIS LOVELY LADY?

OH, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND,
DANYA.

SHE'S FROM PRAGUE.

AND DON'T KISS HER HAND, EVER.

OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST
NIGHT.

IT'S OKAY. WE'RE OKAY.

YEAH.

NICE NIPPLES.

THANKS, I KNOW.

THAT'S WHY I WEAR THIS SHIRT.

COULD YOU GO DOWN THE BASEMENT
AND GET SOME EXTRA SIX-PACKS?

I'M GONNA GO OUT FOR SOME ICE.

NO PROBLEM.

THIS PLACE IS A TRIP.

HERE THEY ARE.

WHAT THE HELL?

THIS WAS A PRISON HERE
ORIGINALLY.

AND IT'S BELIEVED THAT THIS
WAS A TORTURE CHAMBER

FOR THE VOODOO CULTS IN THE
AREA.

WHAT VOODOO CULTS?

GREAT.

THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

VAN, VAN.

AAH!

OH, MY GOD. MY GOD.

YOU BITCH.

I LIKE IT WHEN WE'RE ALONE IN
THE DARK.

HEY, BOYS.

HEY, LADIES.

EARTH TO KEVIN.

HEY.

DIDN'T CORY TELL YOU GUYS TO
GRAB SIX-PACKS?

AND WE DID.

OF BEER, NOT SODA.

SORRY.

NO WORRIES, NO WORRIES.

I'LL GET THEM. UM, WHERE ARE
THEY?

IN THE BASEMENT.

YEAH, I'M GOING.

NO, NO, NO. STAY. I'LL GO GET
THEM.

COME TO ME, KEVIN.

COME TO ME.

WHO'S THAT?

KEVIN.

WHO IS THAT?

COME TO ME.

GO TO ME, KEVIN.

KEVIN?

[ GRUNTS ]

KEVIN?

I'LL BE RIGHT UP.

HEY, BUD. HEY.

HOW'S MY BABE?

BETTER NOW.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

HEY, WE FOUND THE BEER.

OH.

HERE YOU GO.

THANKS.

ALRIGHT, COME ON. LET'S GO
DANCE.

THOSE TWO ARE SO DAMN CUTE
TOGETHER.

SEE, IT'S ALL GOOD NOW THAT
YOU'RE HERE.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

COME ON, I WANNA TAKE YOU
SOMEWHERE.

THE PLOT THICKENS.

UH-HUH.

I'VE BEEN WAITING TO BRING YOU
HERE.

MAKE A WISH.

WHAT'D YOU WISH FOR?

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

OR ELSE, UH, IT WOULDN'T COME
TRUE.

LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS.

KEVIN.

KEVIN.

COME TO ME, KEVIN, NOW.

NO, UM.

HEY, WHAT'S WRONG? YOU
ALRIGHT?

YEAH, EVERYTHING'S COOL.

UM, YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOTTA GET
SOME BEERS.

I'LL COME WITH YOU. NO, NO.

UM, YOU JUST TOOK CARE OF ME.

NOW, LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU,
OKAY?

OKAY, DON'T TAKE TOO LONG.

HELP ME, KEVIN.

HELP ME.

HELP ME.

I'M DYING.

I'M DYING.

WHO DID THIS?

THE WOMAN WHO LIVES THERE

AND HAUNTS YOUR DREAM.

THE WOMAN FROM MY NIGHTMARE
DID THIS TO YOU?

YEAH.

AAGH!

YOUR KISS HAS SET ME FREE.

WHO ARE YOU?

AMBROSIUS.

AMBROSIUS VALLEN.

NO, NO.

NO, NO.

NO, AAH.

UNTIL NEXT TIME.

KEV, ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

KEVIN!

KEVIN!

KEVIN!

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE BLEEDING.

WHAT HAPPENED? KEVIN?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO HIM?

HIS WOUND WAS SELF-INFLICTED.

NO, SOMEBODY DID THAT TO HIM
AT THE PARTY.

LET ME SEE YOUR... NO!

HAS KEVIN EVER ABUSED ANY
CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES?

NO.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

CRYSTAL METH?

NO, UH, I'M SURE KEVIN HASN'T
DONE

ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

BUT HOW DID YOU?

GO TO HELL.

KEVIN WENT INTO CARDIAC
ARREST.

HAD HE BEEN ADMITTED ANY
LATER,

HE WOULD HAVE SUFFERED SERIOUS
BRAIN DAMAGE.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?

JESUS, LET ME HELP YOU.

WE ARE WAITING ON SOME
RESULTS.

PLEASE BE PATIENT.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

GO!

DEATH LIVES.

FOR THE YEARS HE CRAVED LIGHT,

WE WILL HAVE DARKNESS.

HEY. HEY.

WHERE IS KEVIN?

HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

HIS WRIST GOT CUT.

HOW?

BY ACCIDENT.

THAT EXPLAINS THE BLOOD IN THE
BASEMENT.

IS HE OKAY?

IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?

HE'S FINE.

IT WAS JUST A SLIGHT WOUND.

SO, WHY DON'T THEY LET HIM GO?

I THINK HE WAS TOO WEAK.

POOR THING.

WHY?

THE CUT WAS DEEPER THAN THEY
THOUGHT.

YOU JUST SAID IT WAS NOTHING.

NOBODY'S BUYING YOUR STORY.

TOBY, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO
UPSTAIRS.

I CAN'T.

I JUST DON'T WANNA BE ALONE
RIGHT NOW.

WAS HE TWEAKING ON CRYSTAL?

WHO SAID KEVIN WAS USING?

IT'S KINDA OBVIOUS.

KEVIN WASN'T ON DRUGS, OKAY?

YOU SOUND LIKE THE DOCTOR.

HE JUST HAD A FEW BEERS.

AND A FEW... [ SNIFFS ]

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO BACK
THAT UP WITH?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE SO QUICK TO
ACCUSE OTHERS OF USING,

IT MAKES ME WONDER WHO MIGHT
BE HIDING SOMETHING HERE, ADAM.

WHAT DID KEVIN CUT HIMSELF ON?

SOMETHING IN THE BASEMENT.

THERE'S A SHIT LOAD OF GLASS
DOWN THERE,

AND IT'S DARK AS HELL.

I BET SOMEBODY JUMPED HIM.

MAYBE LIKE YOU BEAT THE SHIT
OUT OF ME IN HIGH SCHOOL?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FOCUSED
ON YOUR STUDIES

AND LESS ON MY PACKAGE.

FUCK YOU.

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.

I'M SICK OF YOUR DRAMA.

TOBY, TOBY.

DON'T LISTEN TO THAT MORON.

SOMEBODY HERE DID THAT TO
KEVIN.

LISTEN, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
KEVIN, HE'S GONNA BE OKAY,

RIGHT?

I DIDN'T WANT THE OTHERS TO
KNOW.

CAN YOU JUST KEEP THIS BETWEEN
US?

THE DOCTORS THINK THAT KEVIN
MIGHT HAVE TRIED

TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

HE'S HAD SUCH A HARD LIFE.

I THOUGHT ONCE WE WERE
TOGETHER,

THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

YOU GAVE HIM THE CHANCE TO GET
OUT.

THAT'S WHAT HE NEEDED.

DO YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE
REALLY CUT HIMSELF?

NO, I'M SURE IT WAS AN
ACCIDENT.

HEY, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD
GO

IN YOUR ROOM AND CHILL FOR A
WHILE.

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

YEAH, YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN
HANGING IN HERE

FOR ABOUT TWO YEARS.

COOL PLACE, RUNS CHEAP.

I CAME TO DANTE'S COVE FROM
RUSSIA WITH LOVE.

AND SO, YOUR POISON MUST BE
VODKA.

NO, NOT REALLY.

TALL GLASS OF ME?

YOU'RE A DICK.

I'M SORRY.

I DON'T SPEAK LESBIANESE.

DASVIDANIA.

HI, I'M CORY.

HAVE I SEEN YOU HERE BEFORE?

I ASSURE YOU, YOU HAVE NOT.

WELL, HAVE A DRINK, DUDE.

STAY A WHILE.

I PLAN ON STAYING A VERY LONG
TIME.

YEAH, NIGHT'S YOUNG.

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

AMBROSIUS.

HEY.