Dangerous Grounds (2012–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Monsoon Moonsine - full transcript

ah Hollywood thanks for coming man I'm
ah Hollywood thanks for coming man I'm
ah Hollywood thanks for coming man I'm Todd Carmichael I'm gonna show you
Todd Carmichael I'm gonna show you
Todd Carmichael I'm gonna show you something then you've never seen before
something then you've never seen before
something then you've never seen before yeah you already know that coffee's my
yeah you already know that coffee's my
yeah you already know that coffee's my business but what you don't know is that
business but what you don't know is that
business but what you don't know is that have been perfecting rum and my homemade
have been perfecting rum and my homemade
have been perfecting rum and my homemade still and it tastes like nothing you've
still and it tastes like nothing you've
still and it tastes like nothing you've ever had before I started trying to
ever had before I started trying to
ever had before I started trying to combine it with with coffees more about
combine it with with coffees more about
combine it with with coffees more about that than me right the best rum is
that than me right the best rum is
that than me right the best rum is distilled from raw sugar cane but this
distilled from raw sugar cane but this
distilled from raw sugar cane but this one I infused with a rare type of aged
one I infused with a rare type of aged
one I infused with a rare type of aged coffee from India
coffee from India
coffee from India the result tastes like a barrel of sweet
the result tastes like a barrel of sweet
the result tastes like a barrel of sweet aged bourbon I sent out some samples to
aged bourbon I sent out some samples to
aged bourbon I sent out some samples to friends and clients and the response is
friends and clients and the response is
friends and clients and the response is off the charts now I've got orders for
off the charts now I've got orders for
off the charts now I've got orders for the country and people thinking I'm
the country and people thinking I'm
the country and people thinking I'm gonna fish some distiller in fact this
gonna fish some distiller in fact this
gonna fish some distiller in fact this is already done for my man cake so I'm
is already done for my man cake so I'm
is already done for my man cake so I'm taking a big swing at this one investing
taking a big swing at this one investing
taking a big swing at this one investing a half a million dollars into a space
a half a million dollars into a space
a half a million dollars into a space for a full-blown distillery and a
for a full-blown distillery and a
for a full-blown distillery and a finance it I'm taking pre-orders on the
finance it I'm taking pre-orders on the
finance it I'm taking pre-orders on the first cases at the ROM I mean everything
first cases at the ROM I mean everything
first cases at the ROM I mean everything was perfectly teed up everything is
was perfectly teed up everything is
was perfectly teed up everything is ready
ready
ready I'm gonna line out of the door people
I'm gonna line out of the door people
I'm gonna line out of the door people who are looking for bottles of the rum
who are looking for bottles of the rum
who are looking for bottles of the rum so why am I here so why are you here
so why am I here so why are you here
so why am I here so why are you here yeah well you're here because we've got
yeah well you're here because we've got
yeah well you're here because we've got one ingredient that's missing this
one ingredient that's missing this
one ingredient that's missing this coffee from India is called monsoon
coffee from India is called monsoon
coffee from India is called monsoon Malabar and it's cured during the
Malabar and it's cured during the
Malabar and it's cured during the monsoon season the salty air from the
monsoon season the salty air from the
monsoon season the salty air from the Indian Ocean cures it and the result is
Indian Ocean cures it and the result is
Indian Ocean cures it and the result is an aged oak flavor that gives my rum
an aged oak flavor that gives my rum
an aged oak flavor that gives my rum it's one-of-a-kind taste but getting my
it's one-of-a-kind taste but getting my
it's one-of-a-kind taste but getting my hands on a full ton of monsoon Malabar
hands on a full ton of monsoon Malabar
hands on a full ton of monsoon Malabar this time of year is nearly impossible
this time of year is nearly impossible
this time of year is nearly impossible it's only sold a few weeks annually and
it's only sold a few weeks annually and
it's only sold a few weeks annually and then long story short it vanishes you
then long story short it vanishes you
then long story short it vanishes you know what that means right
know what that means right
know what that means right that's right what does that take
that's right what does that take
that's right what does that take the beaten path in India to hunt down
the beaten path in India to hunt down
the beaten path in India to hunt down one guy in a country with 1.2 billion
one guy in a country with 1.2 billion
one guy in a country with 1.2 billion people
people
people worse yet I don't even know his name
worse yet I don't even know his name
worse yet I don't even know his name everybody positon but gentlemen the
everybody positon but gentlemen the
everybody positon but gentlemen the German if and to find him is gonna take
German if and to find him is gonna take
German if and to find him is gonna take some new tactics like breaking and
some new tactics like breaking and
some new tactics like breaking and entering Grand Theft Auto and some
entering Grand Theft Auto and some
entering Grand Theft Auto and some pyrotechnics but let's rewind 20 years
pyrotechnics but let's rewind 20 years
pyrotechnics but let's rewind 20 years ago I started with nothing and built my
ago I started with nothing and built my
ago I started with nothing and built my company from the ground up I'm a guy who
company from the ground up I'm a guy who
company from the ground up I'm a guy who has coffee in the world's most dangerous
has coffee in the world's most dangerous
has coffee in the world's most dangerous places
places
places for the most demanding names in the
for the most demanding names in the
for the most demanding names in the business
business
business pay is good if I get the coffee home my
pay is good if I get the coffee home my
pay is good if I get the coffee home my job is taking me to almost every country
job is taking me to almost every country
job is taking me to almost every country on the map but never to this one India

it's India almost exciting adventurous
it's India almost exciting adventurous
it's India almost exciting adventurous flavorful spicy profound cultural places
flavorful spicy profound cultural places
flavorful spicy profound cultural places on the planet

India has been calling me ever since I
India has been calling me ever since I
India has been calling me ever since I began traveling the sights smells mass
began traveling the sights smells mass
began traveling the sights smells mass of people and of course the cows people
of people and of course the cows people
of people and of course the cows people travel from all over the world to
travel from all over the world to
travel from all over the world to experience the sensory overload but I'm
experience the sensory overload but I'm
experience the sensory overload but I'm here to find the impossible the treasure
here to find the impossible the treasure
here to find the impossible the treasure is a coffee called monsoon Malabar I
is a coffee called monsoon Malabar I
is a coffee called monsoon Malabar I have called every single one of my
have called every single one of my
have called every single one of my contacts the word is there's no more
contacts the word is there's no more
contacts the word is there's no more monsoon Malabar in India period you're
monsoon Malabar in India period you're
monsoon Malabar in India period you're thinking well why don't you buy it
thinking well why don't you buy it
thinking well why don't you buy it somewhere else right well you can only
somewhere else right well you can only
somewhere else right well you can only get it in India because something that
get it in India because something that
get it in India because something that started years and years ago by the
started years and years ago by the
started years and years ago by the English you seek raw coffee doesn't
English you seek raw coffee doesn't
English you seek raw coffee doesn't travel well it molds so what they did is
travel well it molds so what they did is
travel well it molds so what they did is they found that if they put it out on
they found that if they put it out on
they found that if they put it out on platforms and let long soon winds like
platforms and let long soon winds like
platforms and let long soon winds like salty sea air karina quacks this
salty sea air karina quacks this
salty sea air karina quacks this beautiful coffee and yellows it it
beautiful coffee and yellows it it
beautiful coffee and yellows it it preserves it it's that process that
preserves it it's that process that
preserves it it's that process that gives it that okey-okey flavor and
gives it that okey-okey flavor and
gives it that okey-okey flavor and what's better in wrong then oak

with our game plan now game plan
with our game plan now game plan
with our game plan now game plan finding monsoon Malabar on season not a
finding monsoon Malabar on season not a
finding monsoon Malabar on season not a difficult thing finding an off season
difficult thing finding an off season
difficult thing finding an off season completely different challenge so what
completely different challenge so what
completely different challenge so what I've done is I've begged and pleaded to
I've done is I've begged and pleaded to
I've done is I've begged and pleaded to get a meeting with one guy globalization
get a meeting with one guy globalization
get a meeting with one guy globalization has many countries shifting from tea to
has many countries shifting from tea to
has many countries shifting from tea to coffee and India's transition is
coffee and India's transition is
coffee and India's transition is happening fast specialty coffee is
happening fast specialty coffee is
happening fast specialty coffee is achieving an underground cult status and
achieving an underground cult status and
achieving an underground cult status and at the center of all that buzz is Sahil
at the center of all that buzz is Sahil
at the center of all that buzz is Sahil Gitana anyone knows we're fine monsoon
Gitana anyone knows we're fine monsoon
Gitana anyone knows we're fine monsoon Malabar now offseason it's gonna be this
Malabar now offseason it's gonna be this
Malabar now offseason it's gonna be this guy Sahil is the expert on Indian coffee
guy Sahil is the expert on Indian coffee
guy Sahil is the expert on Indian coffee once a month he holds a secret meeting
once a month he holds a secret meeting
once a month he holds a secret meeting of what he calls the coffee society it's
of what he calls the coffee society it's
of what he calls the coffee society it's so exclusive that members are picked up
so exclusive that members are picked up
so exclusive that members are picked up on motorcycles and driven to undisclosed
on motorcycles and driven to undisclosed
on motorcycles and driven to undisclosed locations for each meeting is it
locations for each meeting is it
locations for each meeting is it overkill maybe but it is Sahil secret
overkill maybe but it is Sahil secret
overkill maybe but it is Sahil secret society and Who am I to judge well I'm
society and Who am I to judge well I'm
society and Who am I to judge well I'm the one who needs the favor I'm supposed
the one who needs the favor I'm supposed
the one who needs the favor I'm supposed to be walking in this area and they're
to be walking in this area and they're
to be walking in this area and they're gonna see us it's two guys on a
gonna see us it's two guys on a
gonna see us it's two guys on a motorcycle and they're gonna take us to
motorcycle and they're gonna take us to
motorcycle and they're gonna take us to the secret society falling

you're from coffee Society Oh excellent
you're from coffee Society Oh excellent
you're from coffee Society Oh excellent well that's a beautiful
well that's a beautiful
well that's a beautiful all right pick your ride mine's this one
all right pick your ride mine's this one
all right pick your ride mine's this one let's go I've made Hollywood use some
let's go I've made Hollywood use some
let's go I've made Hollywood use some trees sketchy things in these past few
trees sketchy things in these past few
trees sketchy things in these past few years but riding on the back of a
years but riding on the back of a
years but riding on the back of a motorcycle through the Mumbai traffic
motorcycle through the Mumbai traffic
motorcycle through the Mumbai traffic yeah actually be the most frightening

nearly 130-thousand road deaths occur
nearly 130-thousand road deaths occur
nearly 130-thousand road deaths occur every year in India making it the most
every year in India making it the most
every year in India making it the most dangerous country in the world to drive
dangerous country in the world to drive
dangerous country in the world to drive it so all that Hollywood slide for
it so all that Hollywood slide for
it so all that Hollywood slide for making us pull over and put the camera
making us pull over and put the camera
making us pull over and put the camera down so we can hold on with both hands

hello I suck in here
hello I suck in here
hello I suck in here hi how are you
hi how are you
hi how are you this is my friend Hollywood hey do you
this is my friend Hollywood hey do you
this is my friend Hollywood hey do you mind if he uses the camera yeah this is
mind if he uses the camera yeah this is
mind if he uses the camera yeah this is fine okay well you know I reached out to
fine okay well you know I reached out to
fine okay well you know I reached out to you yeah because I have a dilemma okay
you yeah because I have a dilemma okay
you yeah because I have a dilemma okay it's a monsoon now I'm also a mother man
it's a monsoon now I'm also a mother man
it's a monsoon now I'm also a mother man and no other coffee will replace it or
and no other coffee will replace it or
and no other coffee will replace it or can replace it that's the very tricky
can replace it that's the very tricky
can replace it that's the very tricky part because you've come on a very long
part because you've come on a very long
part because you've come on a very long time to India in the hunt for the
time to India in the hunt for the
time to India in the hunt for the monsoon Malabar harvest is over stock
monsoon Malabar harvest is over stock
monsoon Malabar harvest is over stock has been sold out very difficult to find
has been sold out very difficult to find
has been sold out very difficult to find so we'll need for my company right now I
so we'll need for my company right now I
so we'll need for my company right now I use it in a very special way uh-huh
use it in a very special way uh-huh
use it in a very special way uh-huh have you ever tried it infused under
have you ever tried it infused under
have you ever tried it infused under pressure in rum no would you like to try
pressure in rum no would you like to try
pressure in rum no would you like to try it
it
it of course absolutely all right this is a
of course absolutely all right this is a
of course absolutely all right this is a really small small small scale of what I
really small small small scale of what I
really small small small scale of what I do on a larger scale back in
do on a larger scale back in
do on a larger scale back in Philadelphia my secret recipe can be
Philadelphia my secret recipe can be
Philadelphia my secret recipe can be mimicked with this my own white rum
mimicked with this my own white rum
mimicked with this my own white rum roasted monsoon Malabar coffee and an
roasted monsoon Malabar coffee and an
roasted monsoon Malabar coffee and an immense amount of pressure brought on by
immense amount of pressure brought on by
immense amount of pressure brought on by a nitrous oxide cartridge
a nitrous oxide cartridge
a nitrous oxide cartridge you hear that pressure and in 30 seconds
you hear that pressure and in 30 seconds
you hear that pressure and in 30 seconds what I do is that when I let that
what I do is that when I let that
what I do is that when I let that pressure off that nitrous that takes the
pressure off that nitrous that takes the
pressure off that nitrous that takes the juices and infuses the rum with it

ultimately like means one thing that I
ultimately like means one thing that I
ultimately like means one thing that I could create with monsoon Malabar an
could create with monsoon Malabar an
could create with monsoon Malabar an incredible wrong so you're ready to try
incredible wrong so you're ready to try
incredible wrong so you're ready to try this yes absolutely

beautiful you see that you didn't think
beautiful you see that you didn't think
beautiful you see that you didn't think I was gonna do that did you
I was gonna do that did you
I was gonna do that did you it's awesome so now you can see my
it's awesome so now you can see my
it's awesome so now you can see my problem now you won't get the profile
problem now you won't get the profile
problem now you won't get the profile that the monsoon Malabar gives you no I
that the monsoon Malabar gives you no I
that the monsoon Malabar gives you no I will tell you where does I never say and
will tell you where does I never say and
will tell you where does I never say and I say this because your fellow coffee
I say this because your fellow coffee
I say this because your fellow coffee guys you know what I mean
guys you know what I mean
guys you know what I mean prices it is not a problem right because
prices it is not a problem right because
prices it is not a problem right because right now price is not a problem I know
right now price is not a problem I know
right now price is not a problem I know a guy
a guy
a guy he might be holding some stock for next
he might be holding some stock for next
he might be holding some stock for next season
season
season and what what's his name I don't know
and what what's his name I don't know
and what what's his name I don't know his name but everybody calls him the
his name but everybody calls him the
his name but everybody calls him the German the German yes you have to go to
German the German yes you have to go to
German the German yes you have to go to cool you look for the German okay and
cool you look for the German okay and
cool you look for the German okay and you have to have a loaded wallet because
you have to have a loaded wallet because
you have to have a loaded wallet because this is gonna cost you a lot of my apps
this is gonna cost you a lot of my apps
this is gonna cost you a lot of my apps and a big wallet yes
and a big wallet yes
and a big wallet yes I've gotten no name no address just a
I've gotten no name no address just a
I've gotten no name no address just a guy called the German who could be
guy called the German who could be
guy called the German who could be anywhere in the two thousand square
anywhere in the two thousand square
anywhere in the two thousand square miles that make up the district of
miles that make up the district of
miles that make up the district of chlorine corn region is way down south
chlorine corn region is way down south
chlorine corn region is way down south right in order to get there we need to
right in order to get there we need to
right in order to get there we need to do is fly from Mumbai due south to
do is fly from Mumbai due south to
do is fly from Mumbai due south to Mangalore Bangalore one head east for a
Mangalore Bangalore one head east for a
Mangalore Bangalore one head east for a city called Kusum in the GAR that little
city called Kusum in the GAR that little
city called Kusum in the GAR that little village is known for processing first
village is known for processing first
village is known for processing first yet visit there to see if the German is
yet visit there to see if the German is
yet visit there to see if the German is storing any coffee there a lot of
storing any coffee there a lot of
storing any coffee there a lot of farmers all of those mountains get their
farmers all of those mountains get their
farmers all of those mountains get their coffee processed and stored in coucil
coffee processed and stored in coucil
coffee processed and stored in coucil magar if we can get a salt lead from
magar if we can get a salt lead from
magar if we can get a salt lead from there we'll head on up and look for the
there we'll head on up and look for the
there we'll head on up and look for the German in the mountains you tell me
German in the mountains you tell me
German in the mountains you tell me we're looking for one person in a
we're looking for one person in a
we're looking for one person in a country at one point we're looking for
country at one point we're looking for
country at one point we're looking for one guy in a country of 1.2 billion
one guy in a country of 1.2 billion
one guy in a country of 1.2 billion people my new business venture producing
people my new business venture producing
people my new business venture producing high-end ROM has led me to India I'm
high-end ROM has led me to India I'm
high-end ROM has led me to India I'm looking for one guy in a country of 1.2
looking for one guy in a country of 1.2
looking for one guy in a country of 1.2 billion people I don't know but
billion people I don't know but
billion people I don't know but everybody calls in the Germany the
everybody calls in the Germany the
everybody calls in the Germany the German yes the German may be holding the
German yes the German may be holding the
German yes the German may be holding the last major stash of monsoon Malabar
last major stash of monsoon Malabar
last major stash of monsoon Malabar coffee in India holding out for the
coffee in India holding out for the
coffee in India holding out for the highest bidder
highest bidder
highest bidder I need a ton of this rare coffee and
I need a ton of this rare coffee and
I need a ton of this rare coffee and it's gonna cost me we started in the
it's gonna cost me we started in the
it's gonna cost me we started in the port city of Mangalore

and we need a truck to get us deep into
and we need a truck to get us deep into
and we need a truck to get us deep into the mountains and to a storage complex
the mountains and to a storage complex
the mountains and to a storage complex where the German may keep his stash the
where the German may keep his stash the
where the German may keep his stash the problem is in India you can't rent
problem is in India you can't rent
problem is in India you can't rent trucks here
trucks here
trucks here I mean deep into that jungle most
I mean deep into that jungle most
I mean deep into that jungle most drivers won't go that deep all I want to
drivers won't go that deep all I want to
drivers won't go that deep all I want to get home by dark so there's only one way
get home by dark so there's only one way
get home by dark so there's only one way around it I need to buy a set of wheels

hello are you the owner James I'm Todd
hello are you the owner James I'm Todd
hello are you the owner James I'm Todd so these are all secondhand cars okay
so these are all secondhand cars okay
so these are all secondhand cars okay and is this this one is it 4x4
and is this this one is it 4x4
and is this this one is it 4x4 yeah the steering wheel is on the wrong
yeah the steering wheel is on the wrong
yeah the steering wheel is on the wrong side negotiating is like an Olympic
side negotiating is like an Olympic
side negotiating is like an Olympic sport in this part of India and this guy
sport in this part of India and this guy
sport in this part of India and this guy already has his game face on
already has his game face on
already has his game face on I mean this isn't the thing that you
I mean this isn't the thing that you
I mean this isn't the thing that you want to drive to the prom you know what
want to drive to the prom you know what
want to drive to the prom you know what I mean but it's that one you want to
I mean but it's that one you want to
I mean but it's that one you want to take the mounts
take the mounts
take the mounts she isn't beautiful but it's gonna get
she isn't beautiful but it's gonna get
she isn't beautiful but it's gonna get us there
us there
us there can I try yeah all right yeah good
can I try yeah all right yeah good
can I try yeah all right yeah good brilliant are you kidding
brilliant are you kidding
brilliant are you kidding vibration it doesn't fit like tin well
vibration it doesn't fit like tin well
vibration it doesn't fit like tin well that'll get us there
that'll get us there
that'll get us there how do I turn it off you see I turn it
how do I turn it off you see I turn it
how do I turn it off you see I turn it off like this well yeah it's over there
off like this well yeah it's over there
off like this well yeah it's over there all right
all right
all right now I gotta start the ugly process of
now I gotta start the ugly process of
now I gotta start the ugly process of negotiating with this guy I'm gonna go
negotiating with this guy I'm gonna go
negotiating with this guy I'm gonna go into his office and get him down all
into his office and get him down all
into his office and get him down all right



all right how'd it go
all right how'd it go
all right how'd it go and I was remarkably ya know I didn't
and I was remarkably ya know I didn't
and I was remarkably ya know I didn't get a good deal nobody threw in the
get a good deal nobody threw in the
get a good deal nobody threw in the spare tire for their extra charge huh

that's perfectly normal
that's perfectly normal
that's perfectly normal yeah that's just phenomena I'll ask you
yeah that's just phenomena I'll ask you
yeah that's just phenomena I'll ask you to how fast you going it I mean if you
to how fast you going it I mean if you
to how fast you going it I mean if you can't draw a used car salesman it's
can't draw a used car salesman it's
can't draw a used car salesman it's really kind of hard to tell what
really kind of hard to tell what
really kind of hard to tell what constituted parking space here you know
constituted parking space here you know
constituted parking space here you know on it feels like a park you pull the
on it feels like a park you pull the
on it feels like a park you pull the stop button on there thanks buddy
stop button on there thanks buddy
stop button on there thanks buddy big cities like this Hollywood you know
big cities like this Hollywood you know
big cities like this Hollywood you know the caste system it virtually doesn't
the caste system it virtually doesn't
the caste system it virtually doesn't exist anymore in fact it's outlawed you
exist anymore in fact it's outlawed you
exist anymore in fact it's outlawed you know but when you get off the grid and
know but when you get off the grid and
know but when you get off the grid and you start getting out there in the
you start getting out there in the
you start getting out there in the outback and it's a whole different world
outback and it's a whole different world
outback and it's a whole different world what that means to us you and me you
what that means to us you and me you
what that means to us you and me you can't go waltzing around smelling like
can't go waltzing around smelling like
can't go waltzing around smelling like wet dogs it's simple I want to slip into
wet dogs it's simple I want to slip into
wet dogs it's simple I want to slip into the coffee warehouse and start asking
the coffee warehouse and start asking
the coffee warehouse and start asking questions about the German if I look
questions about the German if I look
questions about the German if I look Haggard I won't get past the security
Haggard I won't get past the security
Haggard I won't get past the security guards we gotta stay clean shave and
guards we gotta stay clean shave and
guards we gotta stay clean shave and kind of be presentable you know I'm
kind of be presentable you know I'm
kind of be presentable you know I'm saying yeah can I have two bars of soap
saying yeah can I have two bars of soap
saying yeah can I have two bars of soap I might not need shampoo but some for
I might not need shampoo but some for
I might not need shampoo but some for Hollywood good nerd it says it's
Hollywood good nerd it says it's
Hollywood good nerd it says it's nourishing ly soft and smooth choir

yeah

yeah I got fireworks baby I was flowers
yeah I got fireworks baby I was flowers
yeah I got fireworks baby I was flowers I can't help myself
I can't help myself
I can't help myself cheap sketchy explosives I'm in what's
cheap sketchy explosives I'm in what's
cheap sketchy explosives I'm in what's your most spectacular firework yeah when
your most spectacular firework yeah when
your most spectacular firework yeah when I see the spot
I see the spot
I see the spot I mean it's fireworks man you can't turn
I mean it's fireworks man you can't turn
I mean it's fireworks man you can't turn that down all right my friends thank you
that down all right my friends thank you
that down all right my friends thank you so we got all the essentials then huh
so we got all the essentials then huh
so we got all the essentials then huh right exactly we got four bottles of
right exactly we got four bottles of
right exactly we got four bottles of water some soap and we have 50 pounds
water some soap and we have 50 pounds
water some soap and we have 50 pounds with the fireworks yeah all right all

right thank you here's the strategy
right thank you here's the strategy
right thank you here's the strategy gotta be a cakewalk
gotta be a cakewalk
gotta be a cakewalk we drive quickly we make it to the
we drive quickly we make it to the
we drive quickly we make it to the warehouse inside there they're going to
warehouse inside there they're going to
warehouse inside there they're going to need people will tell us exactly where
need people will tell us exactly where
need people will tell us exactly where to find the German we then get back in
to find the German we then get back in
to find the German we then get back in the truck we drive to the Germans we
the truck we drive to the Germans we
the truck we drive to the Germans we make an easy deal we shake hands
make an easy deal we shake hands
make an easy deal we shake hands unlike the fuse of the fireworks huge
unlike the fuse of the fireworks huge
unlike the fuse of the fireworks huge display giant party boom
display giant party boom
display giant party boom piece of cake you know what happens when
piece of cake you know what happens when
piece of cake you know what happens when you eat the cake what happens when I say
you eat the cake what happens when I say
you eat the cake what happens when I say peace again ever don't you're gonna
peace again ever don't you're gonna
peace again ever don't you're gonna start giving us bad karma dude

Karma's not gonna be our problem deeper
Karma's not gonna be our problem deeper
Karma's not gonna be our problem deeper we go more difficult it is it's gonna
we go more difficult it is it's gonna
we go more difficult it is it's gonna get to communicate before the Sun Goes
get to communicate before the Sun Goes
get to communicate before the Sun Goes Down we need to find a place to stay for
Down we need to find a place to stay for
Down we need to find a place to stay for the night but no one is gonna welcome us
the night but no one is gonna welcome us
the night but no one is gonna welcome us into their home if we're not cleaned up
into their home if we're not cleaned up
into their home if we're not cleaned up that guy out there guys wash it up sell
that guy out there guys wash it up sell
that guy out there guys wash it up sell you wash up rub-a-dub-dub
you wash up rub-a-dub-dub
you wash up rub-a-dub-dub yeah two men in a tub all right Joe put
yeah two men in a tub all right Joe put
yeah two men in a tub all right Joe put one man in a thumb you are not getting
one man in a thumb you are not getting
one man in a thumb you are not getting out of this let's do this bathing is
out of this let's do this bathing is
out of this let's do this bathing is this way yeah it's up this way oh great
this way yeah it's up this way oh great
this way yeah it's up this way oh great thank you thank you

I want you to stay off this region down
I want you to stay off this region down
I want you to stay off this region down here yeah got a problem
here yeah got a problem
here yeah got a problem yep soaping up in the river looks
yep soaping up in the river looks
yep soaping up in the river looks bizarre but around here looking bizarre
bizarre but around here looking bizarre
bizarre but around here looking bizarre seems just about right yeah I do need to
seems just about right yeah I do need to
seems just about right yeah I do need to find a bed for the night and everyone
find a bed for the night and everyone
find a bed for the night and everyone seems friendly enough but I have to say
seems friendly enough but I have to say
seems friendly enough but I have to say I'm a little weirded out so it's time to
I'm a little weirded out so it's time to
I'm a little weirded out so it's time to fly put my shoes with that where'd you
fly put my shoes with that where'd you
fly put my shoes with that where'd you put my stuff what's up put it right
put my stuff what's up put it right
put my stuff what's up put it right there if I only moved it right
there if I only moved it right
there if I only moved it right you know with me you didn't move it no I
you know with me you didn't move it no I
you know with me you didn't move it no I wasn't those guys this is giving me an
wasn't those guys this is giving me an
wasn't those guys this is giving me an instant headache man what did we miss I
instant headache man what did we miss I
instant headache man what did we miss I lost my jeans with all my stuff my keys
lost my jeans with all my stuff my keys
lost my jeans with all my stuff my keys and my quills we don't have any money
and my quills we don't have any money
and my quills we don't have any money dude
dude
dude I'm not I got US dollar but now in here
I'm not I got US dollar but now in here
I'm not I got US dollar but now in here US dollars like walking around monopoly
US dollars like walking around monopoly
US dollars like walking around monopoly money man
money man
money man it gets you nothing I'd the freakin car
it gets you nothing I'd the freakin car
it gets you nothing I'd the freakin car keys in there maybe it's due the
keys in there maybe it's due the
keys in there maybe it's due the question what the hell do we do now
question what the hell do we do now
question what the hell do we do now let's think let's walk just let me walk
let's think let's walk just let me walk
let's think let's walk just let me walk okay

I sighs locks

you know what this means don't you know
you know what this means don't you know
you know what this means don't you know means you got it you ever use a towel to
means you got it you ever use a towel to
means you got it you ever use a towel to break into a car
break into a car
break into a car no all right first you stand by the door
no all right first you stand by the door
no all right first you stand by the door that you want to get in right and you
that you want to get in right and you
that you want to get in right and you lay the towel just on the ground like
lay the towel just on the ground like
lay the towel just on the ground like that and then you just take a small
that and then you just take a small
that and then you just take a small stones put it in the middle gather up
stones put it in the middle gather up
stones put it in the middle gather up the corners this is going don't you yeah
the corners this is going don't you yeah
the corners this is going don't you yeah yeah why I'm backing off and then you
yeah why I'm backing off and then you
yeah why I'm backing off and then you just knock on the window that did it so
just knock on the window that did it so
just knock on the window that did it so hold your the down straight please every
hold your the down straight please every
hold your the down straight please every time there's a break my window of course
time there's a break my window of course
time there's a break my window of course yeah
yeah
yeah let's clean up the glass let's get on
let's clean up the glass let's get on
let's clean up the glass let's get on the road can't make it all the way to
the road can't make it all the way to
the road can't make it all the way to the German by nightfall now and they
the German by nightfall now and they
the German by nightfall now and they absolutely can't show up to see the
absolutely can't show up to see the
absolutely can't show up to see the German with no shoes kind of questions
German with no shoes kind of questions
German with no shoes kind of questions we know what I'm starting this calling
we know what I'm starting this calling
we know what I'm starting this calling up a few oh yeah I'm gonna Hotwire the
up a few oh yeah I'm gonna Hotwire the
up a few oh yeah I'm gonna Hotwire the car

every farm boy he knows how to hotwire a
every farm boy he knows how to hotwire a
every farm boy he knows how to hotwire a tractor because inevitably you lose the
tractor because inevitably you lose the
tractor because inevitably you lose the keys and you still need to get the
keys and you still need to get the
keys and you still need to get the tractor going so you learn how to
tractor going so you learn how to
tractor going so you learn how to hotwire it this is one of those things I
hotwire it this is one of those things I
hotwire it this is one of those things I didn't think people actually knew how to
didn't think people actually knew how to
didn't think people actually knew how to do

but these two little suckers together

and start the starter and it'll make an
and start the starter and it'll make an
and start the starter and it'll make an off

we gotta find a bed and some boots and a
we gotta find a bed and some boots and a
we gotta find a bed and some boots and a meal we don't have any money
meal we don't have any money
meal we don't have any money US dollars don't work as currency down
US dollars don't work as currency down
US dollars don't work as currency down here so I can buy a newspaper let alone
here so I can buy a newspaper let alone
here so I can buy a newspaper let alone a pair of boots and where we are is so
a pair of boots and where we are is so
a pair of boots and where we are is so remote a size 12 boot isn't something
remote a size 12 boot isn't something
remote a size 12 boot isn't something that's easy to find just a tiny tiny
that's easy to find just a tiny tiny
that's easy to find just a tiny tiny villages

let's jump out me look at the story do
let's jump out me look at the story do
let's jump out me look at the story do you do speak English
you do speak English
you do speak English I knew language was gonna be an issue
I knew language was gonna be an issue
I knew language was gonna be an issue out here shoes but tiptoeing around here
out here shoes but tiptoeing around here
out here shoes but tiptoeing around here in my socks is making it worse



you speak English
you speak English
you speak English I'm Todd from USA keep moving keep
I'm Todd from USA keep moving keep
I'm Todd from USA keep moving keep moving on I mean what if you had like
moving on I mean what if you had like
moving on I mean what if you had like just two people walked right into your
just two people walked right into your
just two people walked right into your neighborhood
neighborhood
neighborhood Sheila's asking if they could paint yen
Sheila's asking if they could paint yen
Sheila's asking if they could paint yen or something like that right
or something like that right
or something like that right it's simple math at this point I don't
it's simple math at this point I don't
it's simple math at this point I don't have enough gas to get to another
have enough gas to get to another
have enough gas to get to another village and I don't have any rupees to
village and I don't have any rupees to
village and I don't have any rupees to buy a gas it's either my friends here or
buy a gas it's either my friends here or
buy a gas it's either my friends here or start hiking without my boots protect my
start hiking without my boots protect my
start hiking without my boots protect my dogs the way I see a Hollywood he can
dogs the way I see a Hollywood he can
dogs the way I see a Hollywood he can take his hours right going
take his hours right going
take his hours right going house-to-house trying to find someone
house-to-house trying to find someone
house-to-house trying to find someone with my shoe size I'm willing to give us
with my shoe size I'm willing to give us
with my shoe size I'm willing to give us a bed for the night the thought is this
a bed for the night the thought is this
a bed for the night the thought is this either we go to them or you get them to
either we go to them or you get them to
either we go to them or you get them to come to us I got one ace in the hole
come to us I got one ace in the hole
come to us I got one ace in the hole that will get people's attention
that will get people's attention
that will get people's attention who doesn't love a firework display you
who doesn't love a firework display you
who doesn't love a firework display you know what I'm saying

this is to do a reality check this is a
this is to do a reality check this is a
this is to do a reality check this is a good idea I don't think this is a good
good idea I don't think this is a good
good idea I don't think this is a good idea but here goes nothing

holy mama love stop that explode look
holy mama love stop that explode look
holy mama love stop that explode look down there look at all these people
down there look at all these people
down there look at all these people coming it's working
coming it's working
coming it's working what'd I tell you man who are you I'm
what'd I tell you man who are you I'm
what'd I tell you man who are you I'm Todd I am time hey hi hi hello do you
Todd I am time hey hi hi hello do you
Todd I am time hey hi hi hello do you speak English hi do you speak English
speak English hi do you speak English
speak English hi do you speak English yeah I taught mime Todd yeah what's your
yeah I taught mime Todd yeah what's your
yeah I taught mime Todd yeah what's your name
name
name yeah I'm Todd this is Holly would you
yeah I'm Todd this is Holly would you
yeah I'm Todd this is Holly would you know when you won in the village that
know when you won in the village that
know when you won in the village that that sells shoes or has boots yeah I go
that sells shoes or has boots yeah I go
that sells shoes or has boots yeah I go with you yeah okay I've been lucky
with you yeah okay I've been lucky
with you yeah okay I've been lucky enough to find friends in almost every
enough to find friends in almost every
enough to find friends in almost every country I visited but giving me his
country I visited but giving me his
country I visited but giving me his boots put she Abba my top ten list of
boots put she Abba my top ten list of
boots put she Abba my top ten list of the good Samaritans

beautiful I gotta tell you these these
beautiful I gotta tell you these these
beautiful I gotta tell you these these are sincerely one of the most beautiful
are sincerely one of the most beautiful
are sincerely one of the most beautiful gifts I've ever been given thank you
gifts I've ever been given thank you
gifts I've ever been given thank you very much I mean it means the world to
very much I mean it means the world to
very much I mean it means the world to me have no idea the apple doesn't fall
me have no idea the apple doesn't fall
me have no idea the apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it
far from the tree does it
far from the tree does it Geoff's parents have invited me and
Geoff's parents have invited me and
Geoff's parents have invited me and Hollywood to be guests at their dinner
Hollywood to be guests at their dinner
Hollywood to be guests at their dinner table oh my god I could smell that from
table oh my god I could smell that from
table oh my god I could smell that from here yeah this is the chicken to get my
here yeah this is the chicken to get my
here yeah this is the chicken to get my setup look at that if you like Indian
setup look at that if you like Indian
setup look at that if you like Indian food and you're like at home and you're
food and you're like at home and you're
food and you're like at home and you're watching this this is the authentic they
watching this this is the authentic they
watching this this is the authentic they did experience tikka masala a
did experience tikka masala a
did experience tikka masala a traditional dish marinated chicken and a
traditional dish marinated chicken and a
traditional dish marinated chicken and a spicy tomato sauce made with yogurt and
spicy tomato sauce made with yogurt and
spicy tomato sauce made with yogurt and coriander and here you even get to eat
coriander and here you even get to eat
coriander and here you even get to eat with your hands
with your hands
with your hands my wife would kill me for doing this and
my wife would kill me for doing this and
my wife would kill me for doing this and yours is just down there like it's
yours is just down there like it's
yours is just down there like it's nothing

yeah Hollywood I kid you not new is the
yeah Hollywood I kid you not new is the
yeah Hollywood I kid you not new is the best meal you've added ever I'm
best meal you've added ever I'm
best meal you've added ever I'm traveling with me ever support camera
traveling with me ever support camera
traveling with me ever support camera down eat up okay

there are many versions of what happens
there are many versions of what happens
there are many versions of what happens next I don't know if it was the spicy
next I don't know if it was the spicy
next I don't know if it was the spicy curry but what started as a beautiful
curry but what started as a beautiful
curry but what started as a beautiful dinner has quickly escalated into some
dinner has quickly escalated into some
dinner has quickly escalated into some sort of bizarro Bollywood music video

let me tell you these guys like to
let me tell you these guys like to
let me tell you these guys like to pardon the shoes 32 missed calls you
pardon the shoes 32 missed calls you
pardon the shoes 32 missed calls you gotta listen to this one
gotta listen to this one
gotta listen to this one good news you tell me you feel like
good news you tell me you feel like
good news you tell me you feel like you're in their gun now 900 cases of
you're in their gun now 900 cases of
you're in their gun now 900 cases of monsoon drum you know how much 900 cases
monsoon drum you know how much 900 cases
monsoon drum you know how much 900 cases is a lot it would fill this house I mean
is a lot it would fill this house I mean
is a lot it would fill this house I mean that's how much it is I mean as a
that's how much it is I mean as a
that's how much it is I mean as a business guy that gets me really super
business guy that gets me really super
business guy that gets me really super excited I mean that's a huge order right
excited I mean that's a huge order right
excited I mean that's a huge order right that's gonna pay for the trip the truck
that's gonna pay for the trip the truck
that's gonna pay for the trip the truck everything else the downside is if I
everything else the downside is if I
everything else the downside is if I don't bring it home and pays for nothing
don't bring it home and pays for nothing
don't bring it home and pays for nothing right what I do know is that I'm running
right what I do know is that I'm running
right what I do know is that I'm running short of time orders like that they need
short of time orders like that they need
short of time orders like that they need to be fulfilled so we need to get this
to be fulfilled so we need to get this
to be fulfilled so we need to get this coffee out of this country like ASAP
coffee out of this country like ASAP
coffee out of this country like ASAP hey matanda let me break it down for you
hey matanda let me break it down for you
hey matanda let me break it down for you I'm still broke and I'm out of gas I
I'm still broke and I'm out of gas I
I'm still broke and I'm out of gas I need to get back to the road with some
need to get back to the road with some
need to get back to the road with some cash in my pocket stat so my new friends
cash in my pocket stat so my new friends
cash in my pocket stat so my new friends here are my lifeline right now what tone
here are my lifeline right now what tone
here are my lifeline right now what tone explains to me that there's a quicker
explains to me that there's a quicker
explains to me that there's a quicker better way to get to our village and the
better way to get to our village and the
better way to get to our village and the route we were on the only issue we have
route we were on the only issue we have
route we were on the only issue we have is this relatively large river we got to
is this relatively large river we got to
is this relatively large river we got to get across but friends from the village
get across but friends from the village
get across but friends from the village have a pontoon boat that's gonna get us
have a pontoon boat that's gonna get us
have a pontoon boat that's gonna get us across that river how's that sound

are you gonna get a truck and a boat
are you gonna get a truck and a boat
are you gonna get a truck and a boat yeah I got a plan oh great it's not with
yeah I got a plan oh great it's not with
yeah I got a plan oh great it's not with you truck it's time for us to downsize
you truck it's time for us to downsize
you truck it's time for us to downsize and solve two problems at once I need a
and solve two problems at once I need a
and solve two problems at once I need a smaller ride that we can fit on to a
smaller ride that we can fit on to a
smaller ride that we can fit on to a pontoon boat and I need rupees so I'm
pontoon boat and I need rupees so I'm
pontoon boat and I need rupees so I'm gonna trade mouton to our truck for his
gonna trade mouton to our truck for his
gonna trade mouton to our truck for his motorcycle and enough cash to get us
motorcycle and enough cash to get us
motorcycle and enough cash to get us through the next few days
through the next few days
through the next few days yes yes we have a deal very good oh this
yes yes we have a deal very good oh this
yes yes we have a deal very good oh this is this is the difference
is this is the difference
is this is the difference I'm gonna take a loss on the deal but
I'm gonna take a loss on the deal but
I'm gonna take a loss on the deal but getting on the road fast is worth a few
getting on the road fast is worth a few
getting on the road fast is worth a few thousand rupees thank you hello is your
thousand rupees thank you hello is your
thousand rupees thank you hello is your father here yeah Kenny can you get him I
father here yeah Kenny can you get him I
father here yeah Kenny can you get him I think the word pontoon boat was a little
think the word pontoon boat was a little
think the word pontoon boat was a little lost in translation more like a bread
lost in translation more like a bread
lost in translation more like a bread basket and from the blank stares of my
basket and from the blank stares of my
basket and from the blank stares of my new friends faces I get the distinct
new friends faces I get the distinct
new friends faces I get the distinct impression even they seem to think this
impression even they seem to think this
impression even they seem to think this might be a bad idea this one for a
might be a bad idea this one for a
might be a bad idea this one for a little bit does it well we don't really
little bit does it well we don't really
little bit does it well we don't really have a lot of options is very little
have a lot of options is very little
have a lot of options is very little turning back now
turning back now
turning back now I just push it in the basket I've been
I just push it in the basket I've been
I just push it in the basket I've been called a lot of things in my life but
called a lot of things in my life but
called a lot of things in my life but patient and timid have never been on
patient and timid have never been on
patient and timid have never been on that list

it's kind of thankfully and thankfully

I've got to get to a warehouse in the
I've got to get to a warehouse in the
I've got to get to a warehouse in the remote region of southern India and let
remote region of southern India and let
remote region of southern India and let me tell you if you ever find yourself in
me tell you if you ever find yourself in
me tell you if you ever find yourself in India and you're offered a quick trip on
India and you're offered a quick trip on
India and you're offered a quick trip on a boat to cross the river
a boat to cross the river
a boat to cross the river I would suggest asking them for
I would suggest asking them for
I would suggest asking them for clarification on what they mean by the
clarification on what they mean by the
clarification on what they mean by the terms boat truck would have never fit in
terms boat truck would have never fit in
terms boat truck would have never fit in this thing thankfully and my bike is
this thing thankfully and my bike is
this thing thankfully and my bike is leaking gas truth is I could turn around
leaking gas truth is I could turn around
leaking gas truth is I could turn around head towards the main road and it may
head towards the main road and it may
head towards the main road and it may only cost me a five hour delay to
only cost me a five hour delay to
only cost me a five hour delay to getting to the German but you know me I
getting to the German but you know me I
getting to the German but you know me I don't backtrack I say we go no smoking
don't backtrack I say we go no smoking
don't backtrack I say we go no smoking huh and we go really fast okay
huh and we go really fast okay
huh and we go really fast okay well look at that it's really close I'll
well look at that it's really close I'll
well look at that it's really close I'll be back for you Hollywood it all started
be back for you Hollywood it all started
be back for you Hollywood it all started innocently enough didn't it we're making
innocently enough didn't it we're making
innocently enough didn't it we're making room for my friends look at this idea
room for my friends look at this idea
room for my friends look at this idea you know it infuse the flavors of coffee
you know it infuse the flavors of coffee
you know it infuse the flavors of coffee in it I thought maybe is gonna be 2 or 3
in it I thought maybe is gonna be 2 or 3
in it I thought maybe is gonna be 2 or 3 4 cases
4 cases
4 cases next thing I know I'm sitting in a
next thing I know I'm sitting in a
next thing I know I'm sitting in a basket middle River in India motorcycle
basket middle River in India motorcycle
basket middle River in India motorcycle spewing whew all over myself

dude we got door-to-door service this is
dude we got door-to-door service this is
dude we got door-to-door service this is my meeting incredible is this the first
my meeting incredible is this the first
my meeting incredible is this the first class see and then we got to go get that
class see and then we got to go get that
class see and then we got to go get that really large guy over there see
really large guy over there see
really large guy over there see sometimes the crazy road is the right
sometimes the crazy road is the right
sometimes the crazy road is the right Road does that feel good yeah that's
Road does that feel good yeah that's
Road does that feel good yeah that's right to me make a difference not a
right to me make a difference not a
right to me make a difference not a microphone in my back are you just happy
microphone in my back are you just happy
microphone in my back are you just happy to hear me all the warehouses are empty
to hear me all the warehouses are empty
to hear me all the warehouses are empty mostly I'll empty I'm guessing but those
mostly I'll empty I'm guessing but those
mostly I'll empty I'm guessing but those people will know where to find the
people will know where to find the
people will know where to find the German so I'll sneak into a warehouse
German so I'll sneak into a warehouse
German so I'll sneak into a warehouse and you start asking around from there
and you start asking around from there
and you start asking around from there we should be within striking distance of
we should be within striking distance of
we should be within striking distance of meeting the German whenever they get off
meeting the German whenever they get off
meeting the German whenever they get off this bike I hear you man

this is the town of cuishle Lagarde home
this is the town of cuishle Lagarde home
this is the town of cuishle Lagarde home of the major coffee warehouse in the
of the major coffee warehouse in the
of the major coffee warehouse in the region going there smelling like gas and
region going there smelling like gas and
region going there smelling like gas and looking like a rag doll isn't going to
looking like a rag doll isn't going to
looking like a rag doll isn't going to get us in the gates or answers to the
get us in the gates or answers to the
get us in the gates or answers to the Germans location the rules still apply
Germans location the rules still apply
Germans location the rules still apply you can't be walking around or
you can't be walking around or
you can't be walking around or approaching people looking like you've
approaching people looking like you've
approaching people looking like you've just slept in the gutter
just slept in the gutter
just slept in the gutter so keeping clean is really important
so keeping clean is really important
so keeping clean is really important what I know about these small villages
what I know about these small villages
what I know about these small villages they have loads of these old barbershops
they have loads of these old barbershops
they have loads of these old barbershops hello
hello
hello last time I tried to shave I got my boot
last time I tried to shave I got my boot
last time I tried to shave I got my boot stolen looking a little rough when you
stolen looking a little rough when you
stolen looking a little rough when you say so I thought I'd leave it to the
say so I thought I'd leave it to the
say so I thought I'd leave it to the professionals this time let's get after
professionals this time let's get after
professionals this time let's get after all I just act like you know what you're
all I just act like you know what you're
all I just act like you know what you're doing

are you working coffee okay what you
are you working coffee okay what you
are you working coffee okay what you working coffee hi I'm Todd Carmen's good
working coffee hi I'm Todd Carmen's good
working coffee hi I'm Todd Carmen's good thank you thank you I'm Todd Carmichael
thank you thank you I'm Todd Carmichael
thank you thank you I'm Todd Carmichael from luck alone

oh it's Ludvig Ludvig 17 the germans
oh it's Ludvig Ludvig 17 the germans
oh it's Ludvig Ludvig 17 the germans Ludvig there's only one german name in
Ludvig there's only one german name in
Ludvig there's only one german name in the visitors log lubic he's checked into
the visitors log lubic he's checked into
the visitors log lubic he's checked into stall 17 six times in the last few
stall 17 six times in the last few
stall 17 six times in the last few months my bet is he's our guy
months my bet is he's our guy
months my bet is he's our guy follow me ah geez look at this man it's
follow me ah geez look at this man it's
follow me ah geez look at this man it's like showing up and the party's over
like showing up and the party's over
like showing up and the party's over yeah this is dead most coffee people
yeah this is dead most coffee people
yeah this is dead most coffee people know about this place and all the
know about this place and all the
know about this place and all the farmers in the region they know about it
farmers in the region they know about it
farmers in the region they know about it too and this is where they store a lot
too and this is where they store a lot
too and this is where they store a lot of the precious stock that really
of the precious stock that really
of the precious stock that really expensive beautiful bean to keep it here
expensive beautiful bean to keep it here
expensive beautiful bean to keep it here because it's stable during the height of
because it's stable during the height of
because it's stable during the height of the season this would be just swarming
the season this would be just swarming
the season this would be just swarming with workers now there's gonna be a
with workers now there's gonna be a
with workers now there's gonna be a little remnants of stock in here most of
little remnants of stock in here most of
little remnants of stock in here most of you most of it's gonna be traditional
you most of it's gonna be traditional
you most of it's gonna be traditional coffee

some of these stalls are just completely
some of these stalls are just completely
some of these stalls are just completely empty

this is a classic offseason scenario
this is a classic offseason scenario
this is a classic offseason scenario what few bags are here our traditional
what few bags are here our traditional
what few bags are here our traditional not mounting malabar I need to see what
not mounting malabar I need to see what
not mounting malabar I need to see what Ludwig is holding install 1716 it looks
Ludwig is holding install 1716 it looks
Ludwig is holding install 1716 it looks empty no wait a minute there's some in
empty no wait a minute there's some in
empty no wait a minute there's some in there oh wow oh my god that look empty
there oh wow oh my god that look empty
there oh wow oh my god that look empty to you yeah it's about a hundred bags
to you yeah it's about a hundred bags
to you yeah it's about a hundred bags right it's about how much I need
right it's about how much I need
right it's about how much I need he's got coffee but is it monsoon
he's got coffee but is it monsoon
he's got coffee but is it monsoon Malabar I've got a quick way to find out
Malabar I've got a quick way to find out
Malabar I've got a quick way to find out okay I keep going on about is the way
okay I keep going on about is the way
okay I keep going on about is the way you can smell it break up a little bit
you can smell it break up a little bit
you can smell it break up a little bit of this alright then my knife heat it up
of this alright then my knife heat it up
of this alright then my knife heat it up and all those smoky aromas would come
and all those smoky aromas would come
and all those smoky aromas would come off of it okay it smells like a campfire
off of it okay it smells like a campfire
off of it okay it smells like a campfire right campfire made of oak you smell
right campfire made of oak you smell
right campfire made of oak you smell that
that
that mmm-hmm that's the flavor we're after
mmm-hmm that's the flavor we're after
mmm-hmm that's the flavor we're after that's the real article man you can't
that's the real article man you can't
that's the real article man you can't fake that

that's about a hundred bags of genuine
that's about a hundred bags of genuine
that's about a hundred bags of genuine grade-a monsoon Malabar man the German
grade-a monsoon Malabar man the German
grade-a monsoon Malabar man the German has what I need but I still got to find
has what I need but I still got to find
has what I need but I still got to find out where the Sun of it lives have you
out where the Sun of it lives have you
out where the Sun of it lives have you heard of some people call him the German
heard of some people call him the German
heard of some people call him the German and some people call him Ludwig
and some people call him Ludwig
and some people call him Ludwig I think his name is Ludwig he's a little
I think his name is Ludwig he's a little
I think his name is Ludwig he's a little bit with Ludwig it's still a given I
bit with Ludwig it's still a given I
bit with Ludwig it's still a given I have heard of him because he's the only
have heard of him because he's the only
have heard of him because he's the only outsider that we see in the farming
outsider that we see in the farming
outsider that we see in the farming community what he's got is from here in
community what he's got is from here in
community what he's got is from here in the unmarked muddy Kenny would you mind
the unmarked muddy Kenny would you mind
the unmarked muddy Kenny would you mind showing me on a map it's close to them
showing me on a map it's close to them
showing me on a map it's close to them it's about 40 40 to 45 kilometers at the
it's about 40 40 to 45 kilometers at the
it's about 40 40 to 45 kilometers at the most I don't have an address but I have
most I don't have an address but I have
most I don't have an address but I have the German in my sights he's within a
the German in my sights he's within a
the German in my sights he's within a 20-mile radius of where I am right now
20-mile radius of where I am right now
20-mile radius of where I am right now it's near the village or how would I
it's near the village or how would I
it's near the village or how would I find it from there anybody would be able
find it from there anybody would be able
find it from there anybody would be able to bite you
to bite you
to bite you who's I okay I arrive and say hi I'm
who's I okay I arrive and say hi I'm
who's I okay I arrive and say hi I'm looking for this German guy right
looking for this German guy right
looking for this German guy right you've known that listen I appreciate
you've known that listen I appreciate
you've known that listen I appreciate all the time that you've taken what I
all the time that you've taken what I
all the time that you've taken what I need you thank you right Holly are you
need you thank you right Holly are you
need you thank you right Holly are you ready yeah

I know the closest village to the German
I know the closest village to the German
I know the closest village to the German so asking around at places of farmers
so asking around at places of farmers
so asking around at places of farmers likely to visit the people he's likely
likely to visit the people he's likely
likely to visit the people he's likely to have come in contact with like these
to have come in contact with like these
to have come in contact with like these mechanics is my strategy for finding out
mechanics is my strategy for finding out
mechanics is my strategy for finding out where he lives you know I understand
where he lives you know I understand
where he lives you know I understand there's a man named Ludwig is a German
there's a man named Ludwig is a German
there's a man named Ludwig is a German well I think and he lives somewhere here
well I think and he lives somewhere here
well I think and he lives somewhere here he has a coffee farm how do I know his
he has a coffee farm how do I know his
he has a coffee farm how do I know his farm is there like a number or maybe
farm is there like a number or maybe
farm is there like a number or maybe three of them there's a big big tree
three of them there's a big big tree
three of them there's a big big tree right at the entrance here you're like a
right at the entrance here you're like a
right at the entrance here you're like a gold mine thank you I appreciate it it's
gold mine thank you I appreciate it it's
gold mine thank you I appreciate it it's been a long long road and it's nice to
been a long long road and it's nice to
been a long long road and it's nice to know that we're almost this close oh
know that we're almost this close oh
know that we're almost this close oh yeah

do not trespass plantation look for the
do not trespass plantation look for the
do not trespass plantation look for the giant three I think that qualifies this
giant three I think that qualifies this
giant three I think that qualifies this giant tree at the thirty math of three
giant tree at the thirty math of three
giant tree at the thirty math of three yeah this is for sure the farm
yeah this is for sure the farm
yeah this is for sure the farm do we look presentable

I know you know that smell right yeah
I know you know that smell right yeah
I know you know that smell right yeah Coffee Roasting and there he is hi good
Coffee Roasting and there he is hi good
Coffee Roasting and there he is hi good afternoon good afternoon I'm I'm Todd
afternoon good afternoon I'm I'm Todd
afternoon good afternoon I'm I'm Todd American coffee roaster
American coffee roaster
American coffee roaster I'm Ludwig Ludwig nice to meet you sir
I'm Ludwig Ludwig nice to meet you sir
I'm Ludwig Ludwig nice to meet you sir this is my friend Hollywood nice to meet
this is my friend Hollywood nice to meet
this is my friend Hollywood nice to meet you guys we've been on a bit of a trip
you guys we've been on a bit of a trip
you guys we've been on a bit of a trip to come see you you have a reputation
to come see you you have a reputation
to come see you you have a reputation among the coffee elite here in India I
among the coffee elite here in India I
among the coffee elite here in India I know that so this is it there they
know that so this is it there they
know that so this is it there they talked very highly of you thank you they
talked very highly of you thank you they
talked very highly of you thank you they say that you're a little mad though is
say that you're a little mad though is
say that you're a little mad though is this true I've never been to a coffee
this true I've never been to a coffee
this true I've never been to a coffee farmers roasts - can I see these now
farmers roasts - can I see these now
farmers roasts - can I see these now you'll package this well this locally
you'll package this well this locally
you'll package this well this locally restaurants yeah Ludwick thinks he can
restaurants yeah Ludwick thinks he can
restaurants yeah Ludwick thinks he can make more money selling his coffee
make more money selling his coffee
make more money selling his coffee roasted locally a couple of pounds here
roasted locally a couple of pounds here
roasted locally a couple of pounds here and a couple of pounds there but a
and a couple of pounds there but a
and a couple of pounds there but a foreign buyer like me with a stack of
foreign buyer like me with a stack of
foreign buyer like me with a stack of cash is probably something he wasn't
cash is probably something he wasn't
cash is probably something he wasn't counting on there's some coffee down in
counting on there's some coffee down in
counting on there's some coffee down in the warehouse hmm Tata right yeah right
the warehouse hmm Tata right yeah right
the warehouse hmm Tata right yeah right of that coffee I'm really interested in
of that coffee I'm really interested in
of that coffee I'm really interested in hmm that coffee I'd like to know if I
hmm that coffee I'd like to know if I
hmm that coffee I'd like to know if I couldn't buy it from you whatever is
couldn't buy it from you whatever is
couldn't buy it from you whatever is left is earmarked for existing clients
left is earmarked for existing clients
left is earmarked for existing clients no I can't sell myself out no being
no I can't sell myself out no being
no I can't sell myself out no being myself a roaster I don't have two things
myself a roaster I don't have two things
myself a roaster I don't have two things I don't have the monsoon Malabar I don't
I don't have the monsoon Malabar I don't
I don't have the monsoon Malabar I don't have time
have time
have time if I showed up tomorrow at the warehouse
if I showed up tomorrow at the warehouse
if I showed up tomorrow at the warehouse for a tea bags with cash in hand they
for a tea bags with cash in hand they
for a tea bags with cash in hand they really solid amount of money would that
really solid amount of money would that
really solid amount of money would that be possible
be possible
be possible sorry oh there's the question

let's say hi Pat hypothetically we're
let's say hi Pat hypothetically we're
let's say hi Pat hypothetically we're the same amount of money but it were
the same amount of money but it were
the same amount of money but it were only 60 bags of your coffee no I can't
only 60 bags of your coffee no I can't
only 60 bags of your coffee no I can't sacrifice my clients my existing clients
sacrifice my clients my existing clients
sacrifice my clients my existing clients it's not possible
it's not possible
it's not possible could you peel off 40 bags and still
could you peel off 40 bags and still
could you peel off 40 bags and still have enough to take care of your clients
have enough to take care of your clients
have enough to take care of your clients because I can really I could really use
because I can really I could really use
because I can really I could really use the 40 bags what's what's your offer for
the 40 bags what's what's your offer for
the 40 bags what's what's your offer for 40 bags half a million rupees a Bundy
40 bags half a million rupees a Bundy
40 bags half a million rupees a Bundy met the German and he's got all the
met the German and he's got all the
met the German and he's got all the monsoon Malabar I could possibly need
monsoon Malabar I could possibly need
monsoon Malabar I could possibly need I just made an offer of ten thousand US
I just made an offer of ten thousand US
I just made an offer of ten thousand US dollars for 40 bags of coffee well over
dollars for 40 bags of coffee well over
dollars for 40 bags of coffee well over twice what anyone else would ever
twice what anyone else would ever
twice what anyone else would ever consider pay but to me it's invaluable
consider pay but to me it's invaluable
consider pay but to me it's invaluable if I want to get this rum made on time
if I want to get this rum made on time
if I want to get this rum made on time 40 bags if someone said half a million
40 bags if someone said half a million
40 bags if someone said half a million rupees that would bring us around
rupees that would bring us around
rupees that would bring us around fourteen thousand rupees it back oh I
fourteen thousand rupees it back oh I
fourteen thousand rupees it back oh I would not be able to refuse that offer
would not be able to refuse that offer
would not be able to refuse that offer you would not be able to refuse that
you would not be able to refuse that
you would not be able to refuse that offer you know that's the offer I'm
offer you know that's the offer I'm
offer you know that's the offer I'm offering you then okay we could fall I
offering you then okay we could fall I
offering you then okay we could fall I actually got the chills I'm gonna send
actually got the chills I'm gonna send
actually got the chills I'm gonna send you a bottle of rum like you've never
you a bottle of rum like you've never
you a bottle of rum like you've never had in your life
had in your life
had in your life Wow please it's a deal then all we need
Wow please it's a deal then all we need
Wow please it's a deal then all we need to do now is turn my little bag of cash
to do now is turn my little bag of cash
to do now is turn my little bag of cash $10,000 into a briefcase full of rupees

this hightail it the moment of truth
this hightail it the moment of truth
this hightail it the moment of truth almost at the gate remember this place
almost at the gate remember this place
almost at the gate remember this place yeah hi it's me again it's mr.
yeah hi it's me again it's mr.
yeah hi it's me again it's mr. Carmichael I'm here for the Ludwig's
Carmichael I'm here for the Ludwig's
Carmichael I'm here for the Ludwig's coffee I'm to meet Cheney is that soon
coffee I'm to meet Cheney is that soon
coffee I'm to meet Cheney is that soon is inside this room sir oh great thanks
is inside this room sir oh great thanks
is inside this room sir oh great thanks come on are you soon in hi I'm happy to
come on are you soon in hi I'm happy to
come on are you soon in hi I'm happy to see you hi I have this for you Oh
see you hi I have this for you Oh
see you hi I have this for you Oh beautiful is for Ludwig thank you all of
beautiful is for Ludwig thank you all of
beautiful is for Ludwig thank you all of its in there you can count it look this
its in there you can count it look this
its in there you can count it look this one up two three four five thank you
one up two three four five thank you
one up two three four five thank you thank you thank you is that my coffee
thank you thank you is that my coffee
thank you thank you is that my coffee it's that coffee there oh you can just
it's that coffee there oh you can just
it's that coffee there oh you can just hop on the back and it will take you to
hop on the back and it will take you to
hop on the back and it will take you to the next village all right that's not a
the next village all right that's not a
the next village all right that's not a problem at all man
problem at all man
problem at all man you know how much rum I can make with
you know how much rum I can make with
you know how much rum I can make with this haha the man and his coffee
this haha the man and his coffee
this haha the man and his coffee that's what happiness is made of

and I hope you weren't betting against
and I hope you weren't betting against
and I hope you weren't betting against me you would have was big man I got the
me you would have was big man I got the
me you would have was big man I got the coffee still modeling light fired up 300
coffee still modeling light fired up 300
coffee still modeling light fired up 300 miles an hour it's time to make
miles an hour it's time to make
miles an hour it's time to make beautiful rum

and this is the finish line it's like a
and this is the finish line it's like a
and this is the finish line it's like a ballet of balls all those orders
ballet of balls all those orders
ballet of balls all those orders received they're getting filled right
received they're getting filled right
received they're getting filled right now baby
now baby
now baby my rum has been distilled and infused
my rum has been distilled and infused
my rum has been distilled and infused with monsoon Malabar the bottles are
with monsoon Malabar the bottles are
with monsoon Malabar the bottles are filled court and hand dipped wax
filled court and hand dipped wax
filled court and hand dipped wax ready to be shipped to waiting customers

none of this could be possible without
none of this could be possible without
none of this could be possible without you and me so here's to you brother out
you and me so here's to you brother out
you and me so here's to you brother out here for that thanks for everything

no I'm a seeker that's beautiful really
no I'm a seeker that's beautiful really
no I'm a seeker that's beautiful really nice