Danger & Eggs (2015-2017): Season 1, Episode 7 - Hide/Alligator King - full transcript

-[clucks] -♪ A kid, an egg,
a park, they do stuff ♪

MAN: But there's...
there's more to it than that.

♪ It's kind of hard to explain

-Sort of like a... just...
-Aah! Butterflies.

-Kind of, sort of, just,
you know. -Huh?

♪ It's kind of hard to explain

♪ Ah... it's called
Danger & Eggs.♪

[intense music plays]

[neck cracks]

[nut cracks]

Ah.



So, we meet again.

You look tired, old foe.

I didn't get the recommended
eight hours of sleep.

But you don't need to know that.

Let's get ready to...

Hide...

And seek...

[both breathe out,
imitating crowd noise]

Who will win
the ultimate prize...

the Belt of Many Soda Cans?

You mean this belt?

How's it feel to notfeel it
around your waist?

Oh, I'll get it back
when I find you,

like I always do.



Will this finally be
the tie-breaker?

Can D.D. evade Phillip's

eagle-eyed, data-driven seekage?

Me thinks no...

Me thinks yes...

This belt will be mine forever!

Let the games begin.

Hide if you can.

One Phillip-sippi,
two Phillip-sippi,

three Phillip-sippi,
four Phillip-sippi...

He'll never find me here.

Yes, he will.

-Or here.
-[dog barks]

Yes, he will

Yes, he will.

Come on D.D.,
stop being predictable.

[panting]
Yes, he will.

Yes, he will.

[panting]

Whoa...

Whoo-yeah. Hoo.

[laughs]

Oh. Ooh.
[laughs]

Puny Pond has an island?

Kiss this soda can belt
buh-bye, Phillip.

98 Phillip-sippi,
99 Phillip-sippi,

a hundred Phillip-sippis.

Whether you're ready
or not ready,

I'm coming anyway.

Found ya!

-Found ya!
-[dog barks]

-[birds squawking]
-Didn't found ya.

[echoing]:
Found ya, found ya,

found ya, found ya,
found ya, found ya.

Uh-oh, Phillip.

Hurry, canoe.

He's coming for us.

Ha. [grunts]
Ooh.

Aha!

A hollowed-out tree
on an uncharted island?

-No one can find me here.
-Hey.

Aw, another person?

This spot still
isn't good enough.

We can make it better.
Here, become one with the earth.

Quick.

Ugh.
Playing hide-and-seek?

How'd you know?

I was like you once.

But I gave up the game.

Why?

Uh... ugh.

I've been on this island so long

I barely remember my name.

Felicia, I think.

Well, I'm D.D., but how long

have you been hiding here?

Two... hours.

Gasp!

How did you survive?

By letting go of all hope
that my friend was coming.

You're on your own.

Yep, it's us and the island now.

Stop saying words.

Phillip always finds me.

You'll see.

Come on, Phillip,
keep yourself calm.

It's only been... ten minutes?!

Think happy thoughts.

Lightly windy day.
Grass sways.

So does hair.
D.D. has hair.

Wait, all I need is...

[balloons squeaking]

...an effigy of D.D.

I shall call you

Effi-D.D.

Right about now was when
I had to ask

the tough question, Deeds.

If a friend can't find you,

was he ever really your friend?

Yes.
He will find me.

Phillip's moved on.

-Maybe you should, too.
-Never.

FELICIA [sighs]:
When I look at you, D.D.,

I see myself
in two-hours-younger days.

Oh, the hope.

You don't know Phillip
like I do.

Y-You don't know him at all.

D.D., D.D., D.D., D.D.

I don't need to know him to know

we've both been forgotten.

But, hey, we have each other.

FELICIA:
See what I'm holding?

Imagine a chewed-up
pen cap in this hand.

It was my best friend's,

so I'd always have
his tooth prints

right here.

When I finally realized
he wasn't coming,

I threw it away.
[laughs]

You threw away his tooth prints?

Are you... awful?

[chuckles]
Oh, the opposite.

I've never felt so free.

You can, too, Deedster.

I can?

But you need to
let go of the past.

Do you have anything that
reminds you of this Phillip?

The Belt of Many Soda Cans?

Oh, is it?

Or is it the Belt
of Many Soda Can'ts?

Trust a new friend
who barely knows you,

happiness awaits
if you will only

let it go.

I can't believe
I'm doing this.

Good-bye, Phillip.

[echoing]:
Phillip...

Did you feel that, Effi-D.D.?

It was like real D.D.

symbolically casting away
our friendship.

No time for coning!

Let's find real D.D.

How do you feel?

Freer...

I-I guess.

Yes.

Now, let us discover

how special this island can be.

[making animal calls]

Your turn.

[animals chittering]

[improvising animal sounds]

[laughs]
Welcome to...

one, two...
Two Goddess Island,

formerly One Goddess Island,
also known as...

[making animal calls]

[animals howling, chittering]

[grunting]

[panting]

The end of the park.

I've looked everywhere.

D.D.'s gone forever.

You're all I have left.

Effi-D.D.,
the silent treatment again?

I thought we worked
through this.

[boy groans]

I know the feeling, pal.

It's Gomez.

And you could never know
this feeling.

I lost my friend
playing hide... and... seek.

[straining]:
Interesting...

and highly coincidental.

I, Phillip, am in the same boat.

This is Effi-D.D..

She's not much of a talker.

Neither is charcoal-sketch
Felicia.

I'll never have a friend again.

From now on, Gomez plays alone.

What? No.

How long has it been?

Three hours.

Tea party for one.
Tandem bike for one.

Double Dutch?
No, single Dutch.

Or just jumping rope.

Rope jumping is no substitute
for friendship.

But I've looked everywhere
for her.

We're gonna take
hide-and-seek

to a place it's never been.

To find our friends,
we need to get inside

their minds.

GOMEZ:
Oh.

Unto the seek!

All right, Phillip, you're D.D.
Where would you hide?

D.D. would move her head faster,
take more in.

On to the next thing.

Not pay attention
to the details.

PHILLIP:
Gasp!

I must climb.

Puny Pond has an island?

GOMEZ:
Felicia came this way, too.

PHILLIP: Coincidence?
I think not.

Land ho, Gomez.

We have some real friends
to find.

Sorry you had to hear that.

[various animal noises]

[makes animal call]

[also makes animal call]

-[D.D. snorts]
-Huh?

[making various animal calls]

The Belt of Many Soda Cans.

Eww, a chewed-up pen cap.
[gasps]

Mychewed-up pen cap.

I can't believe D.D. would
just throw away

years of loyal beltship.

Our friends have forgotten us.

[crow cawing]

Lookit, Gomez.

This little hermit crab
is trying to say something.

[animals growling, chittering]

Run!

I don't know what's happening,

but these animals seem
to have

some kind of
undocumented disease,

causing a hive mind.

[indistinct whispering]

D.D., I'm so happy
to see you. I...

[girls shrieking]

It's too late, we've lost them.

Real friends never
stop searching.

I found you, D.D., you hear me?

Found ya!

[echoing]:
Found ya! Found ya!

Found ya! Found ya...

Phillip!

Ha, I told you he'd find me.

Gomez!

What took you so long?

Felicia, oh!

I never gave up, D.D. Never.

You hear me?
Never.

Except for that tiny part
in the middle.

Me neither, except for when
I was an island goddess

for, like, an hour.

You guys better hide.

I'm hiding.

BOTH:
One D.D.-and-Felicia-sippi,

two D.D.-and-Felicia-sippi,

three D.D.-and-Felicia-sippi,

four D.D.-and-Felicia-sippi.

-[squirrels chittering]
-Cartwheel land speed record.

-Clear a path!
-Woo-hoo!

If I'm going so fast
a wormhole opens,

do not climb through.

[grunts]

Ow.

-[beep]
-One mile an hour.

D.D.! What happened?

-Did you pop a bone?
-No, it's just a little sunburn.

-Nothing to...
-A burn from the sun?!

-We didn't look at it.
-...over react about.

I think he just punishes us.
How did this happen?

What part of
"sunscreen everywhere"

did you not understand?

Oh, I thought you said
"sunbeameverywhere."

Well, don't worry, D.D.

I have just the thing
for a sunburn.

To my velvety solution.

The aloe plant,

nature's healing kiss.

But today this succulent
seems... less succulent.

What's going on?

Yeah, get that sunburn,
you spiky jelly leaf.

My weeping leaker isn't leaking.

Something is very not good.

Ah, soothing.

Cooling.

Until the aloe gets a proper
amount of water,

a dime size is all we need.

We have to ration.

As the today-only
park water commissioner,

I recommend we follow
the pipes and find the clog.

Watch out, clog.

[man groans]

I'm so thirsty, I can't run.

All I can do is scoot.

[strained]:
I wish I could scoot.

[sucks in air]

[man whimpering]

There's only enough
flushing water for one of us.

You'll need to make sacrifices.

[toilet flushes]

[alarm sounding]

[man screaming]

[D.D. and Phillip panting]

[workers screaming]

MAN:
Oh, look out!

The water pressure.

Something's blocking it.
Code red!

That's my least favorite
code color.

Greetings, water lovers.

You're 25 minutes late
for the tour,

but today, I, uh, I get it.

[woman screams]

Uh, sign in on my clipboard
while I do this.

[humming]

"D.D. and Phillip."

There.

And we know who you are.

♪ When the water is a-flowin'

♪ That's where he'll be goin'

♪ He's Tappy

♪ The tap water guy.

The pipes, the pipes are drying!

It all starts with
water's journey,

from sky to land to sea.

Follow me and the more you'll

H-two-know.

[quietly]:
Hold for laughter.

-[forced chuckling]
-Oh, oh that's nice.

The incredible cycle of water is
unmatched by any other liquid.

You may recognize it
as the stuff

that comes out of your faucet,

but the real mystery
happens deep down below.

[woman screams]

And it shall remain a mystery,

as it's now off limits
on account that

there's something very weird
going on down there.

We're not scared.

Tappy, take us to the weird!

Um, the weird?

Way overrated.
[nervous chuckle]

Let's... nope.

TAPPY:
Behind the curtain

of the enigma that
we call water...

[alligators growl,
D.D. whimpers]

Albino alligators.

An urban legend before my eyes.

I'm seeing your albino
alligator stink eye.

Don't do anything foolish.

DUNCAN:
David, David, David? Heel.

-Duncan?
-Duncan?

No, I'm the Alligator King!

And to our right we
have the very weird thing

people have been talking about.

Now, moving on.

DUNCAN:
♪ This is my home

♪ Now are...

-You moved here?
-Shh!

You interrupted my song,

and your voice tastes
like nightmares.

[rumbling, metal clanks]

Those tubes to my right
should have flowing water.

Oh, those things?

I turned them off
'cause they made my house wet.

Now my happy home is cozy.

Warm.

Davids.

If you're saying water flow
is restricted,

then the system's pressure
will become overloaded.

Oh! A fellow traveller
in water's ways.

You might want to find
another home, Duncan.

Alligator King.

And there is no other home,

D.D.

After you ruined my last home

I went in search
of my family, D.D.

But no one was home, D.D.

So I left a note on the
stoop for my parents

and then I found
a water tube to live in,

D.D.

Listen, I feel for you,

-Duncan,but...
-Alligator King!

These alligator Davids
are my friends.

And they made me their king.

Roll over.

-[alligators roar, then pant]
-See?

I give them what they want.

-Hyah! -[alligators snarling
and snapping]

And they do what I want.

David friends.

Oh, sure.

Very impressive, Dun...
Alligator King,

but we need to turn the water on
to relieve some pressure.

Yeah, and the park needs it.

Needs it?

'Cause they want it?

Then I will give them
what they want.

[sighs]
And the cycle

-of water is completed.
-No!

I need the water.

My succulent, it's thirsty.

Then it shall have a drink.

Some water for your
aloe friend, on me.

Thank you, Duncan... ha-ha,
Alligator King.

I am friendly.

And I will do what I said

about getting the water
up there, okay?

-Okay! -All right.
-Earth's greatest gift.

-Oh, that's a... that a boy.
-Thank you!

[bird screeches]

Our park.

It's... dead.

The desert:

a barren land where
little precipitation occurs.

-[bird screeches]
-A hostile environment

for plant and animal life.

I was going to say
the exact same thing.

[horn bellows, crowd clamoring]

Friend juice. Friend juice.

Right here. Come on.

Are you my friend?

Oh, yeah. Uh, more than an
acquaintance, that's for sure.

Good answer.

You know me well.

-[gurgles]
-Now roll over.

Roll! Ugh! Roll!

Well, he is kind of
sharing the water,

from the one water spigot
he has complete control over.

The water cycle has changed.

Ocean to clouds to then...

-[gurgling]
-uh, that guy.

-[rumbling]
-Earthquake.

Quick, find a door frame
or helicopter!

DUNCAN:
Stop talking.

Phillip, D.D.,

meet all my
wonderful new friends.

-[crowd moaning]
-D.D.: Alligator King.

This is wrong.

These people are not
your friends.

You are using them
and they are using you.

They're not my friends?

Wha...?

-No, I'm not listening to you.
-[alligators growl]

You'renot my friends.

And you're ruining everything.

Again.

Friend Juice Friends, avenge me.

-Yeah! -I love vengeance.
-Mean, mean, mean face

[alligators growl]

[owl hoots, crickets chirp]

Sing and you can use my pool.

♪ La!

Not catchy enough.

-Out.
-[alligators growl]

[screams]

There you go, aloe.

Oh, don't worry about me,

I-I already had
something to drink.

Such a long time ago.

[smacks lips and whimpers]

This sunburn is so itchy.

Dime size, D.D.!

[whispering]:
Dime size.

[rumbling]

We must relieve this pressure.

Duncan has it sealed up tight.

Uh, he's not gonna let us in.

PHILLIP:
Well...

not us.

Mom? Dad?

I remember you... differently.

Time has not been kind.

Uh, pl-please direct
your attention to me.

Human's best friend.

Puppy? I love puppy.

Could this be real?

[happy growling]

It's all I've ever dreamed of,
so it has to be real.

My family.

PHILLIP, D.D., and TAPPY:
Our son!

Eh... woof woof.

Hey, idea.

Let's mark this occasion with
an old Duncan family tradition

of turning the water back on.

You got it, Mom.

Wait.

My mom had a blue pipe wrench.

[gasps, then growls]

You're not my mom.

Dad, why are you married
to this... fake mom?

Oh, she fooled me too, son.

How dare you?

Phillip!

Wait,

where's D.D.?

[Tappy whimpers]

Well...
[nervous chuckle]

Dad?
Neither of you are my parents!

And yet you've taken my dog.

-Get them!
-[rumbling]

Ah! Oh, whoa!

-Ah! Whoa...
-[all clamoring]

[Duncan grunts]

The Alligator King has risen!

A-ha-ha-ha!

I'm up here,

and you're down there!

Protect my friend juice!

Mine, mine,

mine!

-Run!
-[gasps]

I have an idea.

Hey, Alligator King!

Want to be my friend?

Sure, get me some candy, and
then you will have a to...

-[D.D. grunts]
-Ah!

How dare you.

I don't like that.

Friends of Friend Juice, attack!

[all yelling indistinctly]

[D.D. and Tappy yell]

[grunting]

[chuckles]
Come and get me, Duncan!

I laugh in the face
of your water.

Ha-ha!

-Do what you do water.
-[bomb dropping sound]

[gurgles]

I've reconnected these
pipes to the main system.

[laughter]

WOMAN: Drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink.

No. My throne!

Oh, gah...

Hey, the water's back on!

I'm flushing a toilet.

[laughs]
Let's get out of here, guys.

-[clamoring] -BOY: We can play
in the sprinklers again.

Wait, friends!
Wait, no.

Davids!

No!

I gave my friends
what they wanted

and now they're gone.

Who will do things for me?

That's not how you
make friends, Duncan.

-Lies!
-It's true.

You want a friend?

Start by being nice
to one person

without wanting
anything in return.

Eh, sounds hard.

But it's worth it.

One true friend is
life's greatest gift.

My puppy can be
my one true friend.

Here, puppy, here!

I am actually a human.

That's okay. Fetch!

[whimpers, then pants]

DUNCAN:
♪ The Alligator King

♪ A-A-A-Alligator King

♪ A-ha-ha-ha

♪ A-A-A-A-Alligator,
g-g-g-gator ♪

♪ No, no

♪ A-A-A-A-Alligator King

♪ Wha, wha

-♪ W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-♪ T-ah!

♪ D.D., oh, oh

-♪ Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
-♪ T-ah

♪ D.D., oh, oh

-♪ W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-♪ T-ah!

♪ Not catchy enough

♪ Ah, oh, whoa

♪ D.D., D-D-D.D.

MAN:
Well, look at you.