Dallas (1978–1991): Season 3, Episode 21 - Divorce, Ewing Style - full transcript

Sue Ellen plans for a divorce action by acting like the perfect wife and hiring a detective to follow J.R.. When J.R. realizes what she is up to he takes action to discredit her.

All: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DARLING.

J.R.: WELL, THANK
YOU. THANK YOU.

WHY? YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT?

YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO USE
THIS TO TAKE MY SON AWAY?

OUR SON, J.R.

IT'S THE ONE THING WE
MANAGED TO ACHIEVE TOGETHER.

I'D KILL YOU FIRST.

YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS.

I'VE GOT TO GET SUE ELLEN
BACK IN THAT SANITARIUM.

AND I MIGHT NEED YOUR
HELP FOR THAT, HONEY.



BUT THIS TIME, I WANT MORE.

I WANT TO BE MRS. J.R. EWING.

GUARANTEED.

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

All: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

[LAUGHTER]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DARLING.

WELL, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME
SURPRISING YOU LIKE THIS.

NO, NO, I LIKE IT.

WELL, SHE'S BEEN
PLANNIN' IT FOR WEEKS.

YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY, J.R.

YES, SIR, I AM. I SURELY AM.

I HOPE YOU REMEMBERED
TO BUY HER SOMETHING, J.R.



YEAH, MAMA, I SURELY DID.

UH, WELL, YOU CAN GIVE
IT TO ME LATER, DARLIN'.

I HAVE, UH, SOMETHIN'
SPECIAL FOR YOU, TOO.

OH?

[LAUGHTER]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

COME ON.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

J.R.: THIS SURE WAS A
SURPRISE, I'LL TELL YOU.

WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD LAST?

J.R. AND SUE ELLEN,

IT DOES MY HEART GOOD TO
KNOW THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,

THEY'RE IN LOVE MORE THAN EVER.

I'LL DRINK TO THAT, DAD.

Sue Ellen: TO YOU, DARLING.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

HI.

HEY, GEORGE, HOW YOU DOIN'?

PETEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD.

Lucy, laughing: NOT NOW!

WELL, YOU'RE GETTIN' KIND OF
OBVIOUS, AREN'T YOU, HONEY?

I MEAN, WHY DON'T YOU PRETEND TO
BE HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, LIKE ME, HMM?

AFTER ALL, SUE ELLEN IS
YOUR SISTER, ISN'T SHE?

I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE BOTHERED
TO INVITE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I THINK WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.

I WOULD LIKE TO
MAKE ANOTHER TOAST.

TO MY DARLIN'
LITTLE SISTER KRISTIN,

WHO'LL BE LEAVIN' US
SOON FOR CALIFORNIA.

MAY SHE FIND A MAN OF HER OWN.

A MAN WHO WILL MAKE HER
AS HAPPY AS J.R. HAS MADE ME.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DARLIN'?

WELL, I TRY MY BEST.

J.R.: GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

Woman: WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW!

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU,
THAT WAS SOME PARTY.

WASN'T IT, THOUGH?

WHATEVER MADE YOU THINK
OF GIVIN' THAT, HONEY, HMM?

OH, I THOUGHT I'D
TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY

TO SHOW OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS

WHAT A LOVIN'
HAPPY COUPLE WE ARE

AND HOW DEVOTED I AM TO YOU.

WELL, NOW, WHEN YOU GONNA SHOW
ME WHAT A DEVOTED WIFE YOU ARE?

RIGHT NOW.

YEAH?

[CHUCKLES]

WOULD YOU STOP THAT?

WHAT THE HELL'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

JUST COOLIN' YOU OFF, J.R.

I DON'T WANT YOU
TO CONFUSE THE WAY

I ACT IN PUBLIC WITH
WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT HERE.

WE ARE NOT GONNA MAKE LOVE, J.R.

NOT TONIGHT.

NOT TOMORROW.

NOT UNTIL THE DAY I TAKE MY
SON AND WALK OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

MAYBE THEN, J.R.

IF YOU STILL WANT TO.

WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA FOOL

WITH THIS DEVOTED WIFE ACT?

I FOOLED YOU, J.R.

AFTER THAT, EVERYONE
ELSE SHOULD BE EASY.

NEVER GONNA GET MY SON, HONEY.

[CHUCKLES] TAKE MY
SON AWAY FROM ME.

MM-MMM.

MORNING, J.R.

Louella: MORNING, J.R.

MORNING.

UM, KRISTIN SHEPARD
CALLED TWICE THIS MORNING.

SHE SAID IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT.

WELL, SHE CALLS AGAIN,
TELL HER I'M IN A MEETING.

ALSO, BOBBY'S IN HIS OFFICE.

HE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

BOB.

GOOD MORNIN', J.R.

THAT WAS SOME PARTY
LAST NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I'M REAL GLAD TO SEE YOU
AND SUE ELLEN GETTIN' ALONG SO WELL.

I THINK THE WHOLE
FAMILY'S HAPPY ABOUT IT.

BOBBY, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?

I GOT A HELL OF A
LOT OF WORK TO DO,

AND I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD.

RECOGNIZE THAT?

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S AN OLD EWING FIELD
DOWN IN EAST TEXAS,

SHUT DOWN ABOUT 30 YEARS AGO.

YEAH?

WELL, ACCORDING TO
THE GEOLOGICAL REPORT,

THERE'S STILL A LOT
OF OIL DOWN THERE.

PRICES SO LOW IN THOSE DAYS,
IT WASN'T WORTH BRINGIN' IT UP.

BOBBY, WOULD YOU
GET TO THE POINT?

I FIGURED IF WE OPEN
THAT FIELD UP AGAIN,

WE COULD BRING UP A FEW
THOUSAND BARRELS A MONTH.

WITH PRICES BEIN' WHAT
THEY ARE NOWADAYS,

WE COULD SHOW QUITE A PROFIT.

I DON'T KNOW.

OPENIN' A FIELD LIKE
THAT, IT'D COST A FORTUNE.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S WORTH IT.

OF COURSE IT'S WORTH IT.

WELL, ALL RIGHT, IF YOU
WANT TO PLAY AROUND

WITH A LITTLE BITTY FIELD LIKE
THAT DOWN THERE, GO AHEAD.

I'M SURE DAD WILL
BE PROUD OF YOU

FOR BRINGIN' IN ALL
THAT MONEY TO EWING OIL.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE SMART ABOUT IT, J.R.

I JUST WANTED TO SHOW
YOU WHAT I WAS DOIN'

BEFORE I WENT AHEAD WITH IT.

WELL, IF YOU'RE GOIN'
AHEAD WITH IT ANYHOW,

WHAT'D YOU WANT TO
TALK TO ME ABOUT IT FOR?

BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL
PRESIDENT OF EWING OIL.

OH, WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU REMEMBERED THAT.

EWING OIL. GOOD MORNING.

OH, HELLO, KRISTIN.

UH, NO, I'M SORRY.

HE'S AT A MEETING RIGHT NOW.

BUT I'LL BE SURE AND
GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE.

DID YOU TELL HIM
I CALLED BEFORE?

I SEE.

YOU HAVE TO LEAVE SO SOON?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
OVERSTAY MY WELCOME.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
DIFFERENT FROM MOST OF MY...

FRIENDS.

OH, HOW'S THAT?

WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

THAT HASN'T OFFERED TO
TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS.

SET ME UP IN A PLACE OF OUR OWN.

TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ALL THIS?

HONEY, YOU GOT A GOOD
DEAL HERE. TAX-FREE, TOO.

IF YOU DID SET ME UP,

IT'D PROBABLY SAVE YOU
MONEY IN THE LONG RUN.

NOW, DON'T PUSH IT, OR
THERE MAY NOT BE A LONG RUN.

I LIKE EVERYTHING
JUST THE WAY IT IS.

CASH AND CARRY.

YOU CERTAINLY KNOW HOW
TO SAY ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.

HA HA. WELL, LIKE YOU
SAID, I'M DIFFERENT.

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

YES?

Louella: J.R., A
MR. ALAN BEAM IS HERE.

HE WANTS TO SEE YOU.

SEND HIM IN.

MR. BEAM, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I NEED YOUR HELP, J.R.

DO YOU, NOW?

HARV SMITHFIELD CALLED
ME IN THIS MORNING.

HE INFORMED ME THAT THE
FIRM OF SMITHFIELD, BENNETT

NO LONGER REQUIRES MY SERVICES.

WELL, WHAT HAS THAT
GOT TO DO WITH ME?

HE'D HAVE NEVER FIRED ME
WITHOUT YOUR APPROVAL, J.R.

WELL, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT IDEA?

NAME OF THAT FIRM IS NOT
SMITHFIELD, BENNETT & EWING.

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH 'EM.

J.R., PLEASE.

I KNOW IT WAS WRONG OF ME TO
GO BACK ON MY PROMISE TO YOU.

I WAS GREEDY.

I WANTED IT ALL.

WELL, LOOKS TO ME
LIKE YOU GOT IT ALL.

JUST NOT WHERE YOU
EXPECTED TO GET IT.

LOOK WHAT I DID FOR YOU.

I GOT CLIFF BARNES
TO RUN FOR CONGRESS.

I BURIED ALL THAT MONEY YOU
GAVE ME TO RUN HIS CAMPAIGN.

MONEY I GAVE YOU
FOR CLIFF BARNES?

WELL, WHY WOULD
I WANT TO DO THAT?

I HATE THE MAN.

J.R., I'M NOT TAPING THIS.

OR DID YOU THINK I
BUGGED YOUR OFFICE?

I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST YOU.

YOU'RE A SNEAK, ALAN, WHICH I'VE
TOLD EVERYBODY WHO'LL LISTEN.

I DID ALL THOSE
THINGS FOR YOU, J.R.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT, ALAN.

BUT I WARNED YOU

ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES
OF WORKIN' FOR CLIFF BARNES.

AND OF TRYIN' TO MARRY
MY LITTLE NIECE LUCY.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO PAY THE PIPER, BOY.

OH, DON'T DO THIS, J.R.

I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU
TO CAUSE A LOT OF GRIEF.

WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME TO TRY IT.

BUT BEFORE YOU DO,

I WANT TO GIVE YOU ONE
LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE.

GET OUT OF DALLAS.

GO BACK UP NORTH
WHERE YOU BELONG.

WHILE THE GETTIN'S
GOOD. THAT CLEAR?

WELL, THAT'S VERY CLEAR.

WELL? WHAT ARE YOU
STANDIN' THERE FOR?

I GOT A LOT MORE
IMPORTANT THINGS

TO DO THAN SIT AROUND
HERE AND TALK TO YOU.

LOUELLA?

Louella: YES, SIR?

I'D LIKE YOU TO SEND A CASE OF
MY FAVORITE BONDED BOURBON

TO MR. HARV SMITHFIELD

WITH A NICE LITTLE
THANK YOU NOTE ON IT.

Louella: YES, SIR, I WILL.

HI.

WELL, I'D THOUGHT
MAYBE YOU'D DIED.

NO.

WELL, NO SUCH LUCK, HUH?

DID YOUR NEW SECRETARY
TELL YOU I CALLED?

ALL DAY?

YES, SHE DID.

YOU KNOW, THAT COULD BE AN
ANNOYING HABIT TO GET INTO, KRISTIN.

WELL, WHY DIDN'T
YOU CALL ME BACK?

KRISTIN, I JUST CAME BY FOR A
QUIET DRINK AND TO SEE YOU, HONEY.

I WANT SCREAMIN' AND YELLIN',
I CAN GO HOME FOR THAT.

WELL, FROM WHAT I
SAW AT YOUR PARTY,

WHAT YOU GET AT HOME NOW

IS SUE ELLEN
HANGING ALL OVER YOU.

IT WAS DISGUSTING.

WELL, IT WAS IN FRONT
OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

WHAT'D YOU EXPECT, ANYHOW?

AND WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY SAYING
THAT I WAS LEAVING FOR CALIFORNIA?

YOU KNOW I'M NOT LEAVING.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO COMPLETE YOUR STUDIES.

I WAS DOING ALL THE
STUDYING I WANTED

WHEN I WAS WORKING FOR YOU.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT
AT THE OFFICE NOW.

YOU'RE RIGHT HERE.

YOU'RE WAITIN' FOR ME, SHOULD I
CHOOSE TO COME AND VISIT YOU.

NOW, THAT'S THE
WAY IT'S GONNA BE,

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THE ARRANGEMENT,

I CAN ALWAYS GET YOU A PLANE
TICKET TO CALIFORNIA ANYTIME.

I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO COMPLAIN.

IT'S JUST THAT I MISS
SEEING YOU DURING THE DAY.

I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT.

HERE, DARLIN',

GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF
SOMETHING REAL PRETTY, HUH?

KEEP YOUR MIND OFF OF ME.

I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA GO.

BUT YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ALREADY?

YEAH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW HOW DADDY HATES ME
TO BE LATE FOR ANY OF THE MEALS.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

WELL, WELL.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
INTERESTED IN HOW I SPEND MY TIME.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

SERGEANT McSWEEN.

J.R.: J.R. EWING HERE.

MORNIN', J.R. WHAT
CAN I DO FOR YOU?

HARRY, I'VE GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO
COUNT ON YOU IN THE PAST.

I NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN.

ALWAYS GLAD TO
BE OF SERVICE, J.R.

CAN YOU MEET ME IN
MY OFFICE IN AN HOUR?

SURE THING. SEE YOU THERE.

ALL RIGHT, BUD, THANKS.

AREN'T THERE ENOUGH HOUSES
AND HIGH-RISES IN DALLAS NOW?

PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE
SOMEWHERE TO LIVE.

YES, BUT WHY HERE?

THERE'S MILES OF OPEN
PRAIRIE NOT FAR FROM HERE.

I CAN REMEMBER WHEN
THIS WAS ALL OPEN PRAIRIE.

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S EASY FOR YOU.
YOU HAVE SOUTHFORK.

A WAY OF LIFE MOST
PEOPLE CAN'T APPROACH.

WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE THEM A
SUBSTITUTE THAT THEY CAN AFFORD.

BY DESTROYING ALL THE
GREENERY IN DALLAS?

WE'RE NOT BUILDING SLUMS, ELLIE.

WE'RE BUILDING DECENT,
REASONABLE HOUSING.

AND WHAT WILL ALL THESE
PEOPLE DO WITH ALL THIS HOUSING?

LOOK DOWN AT THE
GLARE OF CEMENT?

PRETTY SOON, THERE WON'T
BE ANY PARKS LIKE THIS LEFT.

PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE
SOMEWHERE TO GO,

SOMEWHERE TO RELAX AND PLAY,

OR JUST LIE BACK AND
LOOK UP AT THE SKY.

ELLIE, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
SINCE YOU WERE A GIRL.

YOU WERE ALWAYS FIGHTING
OTHER PEOPLE'S BATTLES.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D
BE FIGHTING 'EM WITH ME.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D BE
DESTROYING A WAY OF LIFE.

WHAT ABOUT JOCK
AND HIS OIL WELLS?

WHAT DID THEY DO
FOR THE COUNTRYSIDE?

THEY RUINED IT.

THAT'S WHY MY FATHER'S
ALWAYS HATED OILMEN.

BUT I DON'T THINK HE'D LIKE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING ANY BETTER.

NOW YOU'RE INVOKING THE GHOSTS OF
SOUTHFORK PAST TO CHANGE MY MIND.

WELL, I WARNED YOU,
I'D STOP AT NOTHING

TO KEEP YOU FROM BUILDING HERE.

SHALL WE CALL TODAY A DRAW?

FRANKLY, I'M READY FOR LUNCH.

AND I'D LOVE SOME COMPANY.

IT'S ONLY 11:00.

I TAKE LONG LUNCHES.

JOIN ME.

PLEASE?

I DON'T THINK I SHOULD.

AFRAID TO BE SEEN
WITH THE ENEMY?

OF COURSE NOT.

THEN THERE'S NO OTHER REASON.

YOU'RE SURE THE CAR
WAS FOLLOWIN' YOU?

OF COURSE I'M SURE.

FOLLOWED ME ALL THE
WAY TO THE BRADDOCK ROAD.

YOU SAID, "HE." IS IT A MAN?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I NEVER THOUGHT OF
THAT. I COULDN'T BE SURE.

HOW LONG HAS THIS PERSON
BEEN FOLLOWING YOU?

WELL, I SPOTTED 'IM
FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT,

BUT IT COULD'VE BEEN
ANY LENGTH OF TIME.

THIS MORNING?

UH, WELL, I CAN'T BE SURE.

SO MUCH CONGESTION AND
TRAFFIC, I DIDN'T SPOT ANYBODY.

TELL YOU WHAT, J.R.

YOU LET ME KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA BE TONIGHT.

WE'LL GET THERE BEFORE YOU,

AND IF SOMEONE DOES
FOLLOW YOU, WE'LL BE READY.

ALL RIGHT, HARRY.

APPRECIATE THIS, I REALLY DO.

I'LL CALL YOU LATER ON, LET
YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN'.

ALL RIGHT.

AND, HARRY, I WANT TO
KEEP THIS PRETTY QUIET.

ALWAYS HAVE, J.R.

BY THE WAY, DID YOU
HEAR THAT CLIFF BARNES

HAS JOINED THE DISTRICT
ATTORNEY'S OFFICE?

NO, I HADN'T HEARD THAT.

THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW.

TALK TO YOU LATER.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WELL, J.R., WHY DON'T
YOU USE YOUR... OH.

KRISTIN.

J.R. DIDN'T TELL ME
YOU WERE COMING.

I'LL BET HE DIDN'T.
MATTER OF FACT...

I'LL BET HE DOESN'T TELL YOU
MUCH OF ANYTHING LATELY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WELL, I THINK YOU
AND I SHOULD TALK.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD SAY
THAT WOULD BE OF ANY INTEREST TO ME.

CONSIDERING WE'VE BOTH
BEEN FIRED, MAYBE THERE IS.

I WASN'T FIRED.

I WAS ONLY WORKING
FOR J.R. TEMPORARILY.

THE WAY IT LOOKS, YOU MAY
ONLY BE HERE TEMPORARILY. LOOK...

I KNOW J.R. NOW.

MAYBE BETTER THAN YOU DO.

AS SOON AS HE DOESN'T NEED YOU,

OR GETS TIRED OF YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT.

AND I MEAN OUT.

EVEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, WHAT CAN I DO?

BY YOURSELF? NOTHING.

BUT MAYBE TOGETHER...
WE COULD GET TO HIM.

WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT DO ME?

DOESN'T REVENGE
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

NOT IF THERE'S NO PROFIT IN IT.

WELL, I'M BEGINNING TO SEE
WHAT J.R. LIKED ABOUT YOU.

JUST DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.

IF I DECIDE TO GET TOGETHER
WITH YOU, IT'LL BE BUSINESS.

AND I MEAN STRICTLY BUSINESS.

SURE.

YOU WANT TO SAVE IT
FOR THE MAN YOU MARRY.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

I WANT US TO WORK TOGETHER.

ANYWAY YOU WANT IT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

I KEPT RECORDS J.R. DOESN'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.

THINGS THAT COULD
BE TROUBLE FOR HIM.

IN KNOW YOU DID, TOO.

LOOK 'EM OVER.

THINK ABOUT IT, KRISTIN.

I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

YOU KNOW, IT'D BE A SHAME
TO HAVE TO GIVE ALL THIS UP.

IF ALL YOU WANTED
TO DO WAS TALK,

WE COULD'VE DONE
THAT ON THE PHONE.

I TOLD YOU... I GOT
OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND.

IT'S YOUR 200, J.R.

CASH AND CARRY, REMEMBER?

THERE'S NO DISCOUNT
FOR CONVERSATION ONLY.

FINE.

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN
I'VE HAD A NICER TIME.

I'M BEGINNIN' TO THINK THE PLEASURE
I GET'S NOT WORTH THE TALKIN' I GET.

[SIREN]

Man: OUT.

[POLICE RADIO IN BACKGROUND]

SPREAD 'EM.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

SHUT UP.

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWIN' ME?

I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU, I
WAS JUST VISITING A FRIEND.

WHAT'S YOUR FRIEND'S
NAME AND ADDRESS?

UH... COME ON!

LOOK, BUDDY, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

IF YOU WANT OUT, YOU'D
BETTER START TALKIN'.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, MY NAME'S FULLER.

I'M A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.

CREDENTIALS ARE IN MY POCKET.

TOM FULLER, BRADFORD BUILDING,

SUITE 1103, NUMBER'S 43411.

THAT'S ME, JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.

WHO YOU WORKIN' FOR?

THAT'S PRIVILEGED. I CAN'T SAY.

SURE, YOU CAN!

NOW, LOOK!

WHAT'S THE NAME?

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

HOW DARE YOU HAVE A
PRIVATE DETECTIVE FOLLOW ME!

WHY, J.R., YOU'RE GETTIN'
POSITIVELY PARANOID.

NOBODY DOES THAT TO ME.

NOT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GETTIN' AT, J.R.

WHY WOULD I HAVE YOU
FOLLOWED, ANYWAY?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT
YOU TO TELL ME.

PERHAPS I WANTED TO PAY
YOU BACK FOR ALL THE TIMES

YOU SICCED YOUR PEOPLE ON ME.

LET YOU SEE HOW IT FEELS

TO HAVE SOMEONE KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.

COME ON, SUE ELLEN.

WHY?

YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT?

LORD KNOWS YOU HAVE
ENOUGH DIRT ON ME.

YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO USE
THIS TO TAKE MY SON AWAY?

OUR SON, J.R.

IT'S THE ONE THING WE
MANAGED TO ACHIEVE TOGETHER.

BARELY ACHIEVED, I MIGHT ADD.

YOU'LL NEVER GET LITTLE JOHN
AWAY FROM SOUTHFORK AND ME.

AT LEAST, IF WE GO TO COURT,

AND YOU GO PARADIN' MY
PAST IN FRONT OF THAT JURY,

I'LL HAVE A LITTLE
BIT OF INFORMATION

TO FIGHT BACK WITH.

JUST SEE HOW PROUD THAT'S
GONNA MAKE YOUR DADDY.

I'D KILL YOU FIRST.

NO, YOU WOULDN'T, J.R.

YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS.

WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO
SOMETHIN' ABOUT THIS, WON'T WE?

UP TO NOW, I'VE
BEEN UNDERSTANDING.

I'VE PUT UP WITH SUE
ELLEN'S FOOLIN' AROUND.

I'VE TRIED TO BE A GOOD
HUSBAND AND A FATHER,

AND LOOK HOW SHE PAYS ME BACK.

JUST LOOK.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
DIVORCE HER AND BE DONE WITH IT?

'CAUSE SHE'S NOT GONNA SETTLE
JUST FOR A SIMPLE DIVORCE.

SHE WANTS TO TAKE
MY SON AWAY FROM ME.

WITH WHAT SHE HAS ON ME NOW,

A DIVORCE COULD
BE A LITTLE BIT MESSY.

DADDY AND MAMA
DON'T NEED TO READ

ANY MORE HEADLINES,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

WELL, I DON'T SEE WHAT
CHOICES YOU HAVE.

WELL...

KRISTIN, I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT
THAT ON THE WAY OVER HERE.

I'VE GOT TO GET SUE ELLEN
BACK IN THAT SANITARIUM.

GOTTA GET HER
LOCKED UP FOR GOOD.

BUT HOW?

SHE DOESN'T DRINK ANYMORE.

WELL, MAYBE WE COULD JUST
GET HER STARTED UP AGAIN.

OR AT LEAST CONVINCE
EVERYBODY SHE STARTED AGAIN.

AND I MIGHT NEED YOUR
HELP FOR THAT, HONEY.

YOU KNOW I'D DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU, J.R.

I ALWAYS HAVE, HAVEN'T I?

AND I'VE ALWAYS SHOWED YOU
MY APPRECIATION, HAVEN'T I?

BUT THIS TIME, I WANT MORE.

IF THIS WORKS...

I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE SUE ELLEN.

I WANT TO BE MRS. J.R. EWING.

WELL, KRISTIN, WE DON'T
HAVE TO RUSH INTO THAT.

I WANT YOUR PROMISE.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU GOT IT.

GUARANTEED.

NOW, TOMORROW, I WANT YOU
TO CALL SUE ELLEN AND ASK HER

TO COME OUT AND
HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU.

THANK YOU.

A COCKTAIL, MRS. EWING?

CLUB SODA, PLEASE.

CERTAINLY.

THANK YOU FOR COMING, SUE ELLEN.

I CAME BECAUSE I WAS CURIOUS.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU
THINK WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT.

I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR
FEELING THE WAY YOU DO.

REALLY?

I'VE BEEN TERRIBLE.

I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I COULD
TO BREAK YOU AND J.R. UP.

I EVEN LET HIM...
WE BECAME LOVERS.

I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT
CAUSE YOU TROUBLE.

AND I'M TRULY ASHAMED.

WHY THIS SUDDEN CONFESSION?

BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAND
IT ANYMORE WHEN I SAW YOU

AND J.R. TOGETHER AT
YOUR ANNIVERSARY PARTY.

IT MADE ME REALIZE JUST
HOW DREADFUL I'VE BEEN.

NOW THAT WE BOTH
KNOW THAT, SO WHAT?

SO I'M LEAVING
DALLAS, SUE ELLEN.

I'M GOING TO SCHOOL
IN CALIFORNIA.

BUT, BEFORE I LEFT,
I HAD TO SEE YOU.

TO TRY AND MAKE IT
UP TO YOU SOMEHOW.

DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, KRISTIN.

I NO LONGER CARE WHAT J.R. DOES.

I TRIED TO FIGURE
OUT WHY I DID IT.

IT JUST COMES DOWN TO ONE THING.

IT'S WHAT MAMA TAUGHT ME TO DO.

I WAS ONLY DOING WHAT
I'VE BEEN BROUGHT UP TO DO.

YOU ARE SO SMART, KRISTIN.

I WAS MUCH OLDER THAN YOU

BEFORE I FIGURED
OUT I WAS JUST, UH...

LIVIN' MAMA'S DREAMS.

I'M TRYING TO CHANGE, SUE ELLEN.

AND I HOPE THAT WE
CAN AT LEAST BE FRIENDS.

WHY NOT?

TO FRIENDSHIP?

OH, SUE ELLEN, OH,
GOD, I'M SO SORRY.

YOUR BEAUTIFUL DRESS.

OH, KRISTIN, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, REALLY.

I'LL JUST GO TRY TO DRY IT OFF.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

NOW, THE WAY I SEE IT,
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE.

NOT IF YOU WANT
TO STAY IN DALLAS.

MR. EWING, WHAT YOU'RE
ASKING IS TOTALLY UNETHICAL.

OH, I REALIZE THAT.

BUT IT'S NOT ILLEGAL.

AND IT'S THE EASIEST
$10,000 YOU'LL EVER MAKE.

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, ASK AROUND, TOM.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT
TO YOUR ADVANTAGE

TO HAVE ME AS A FRIEND
AND AN EMPLOYER,

RATHER THAN A ENEMY.

THAT I ALREADY KNOW.

NOW, ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS REWRITE

THOSE REPORTS YOU GAVE MY WIFE,

SHOWING THAT I DID
NOTHING BUT SPEND MY NIGHTS

WITH BUSINESS ACQUAINTANCES.

GIVE THOSE REPORTS TO ME,

ALONG WITH THE
ORIGINALS, OF COURSE.

BUT MRS. EWING HAS
COPIES OF THE REAL REPORTS.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
TAKE CARE OF THAT LITTLE DETAIL?

HMM?

IT'S ALWAYS FUN DOIN'
BUSINESS WITH A SENSIBLE MAN.

LIKE I WAS SAYING,

WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
NEW ON THE BODY WE FOUND,

SO, UH, I GUESS YOU MIGHT AS WELL
HAVE RAY GO AHEAD WITH HIS HOUSE.

WELL, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE
CLOSING THE INVESTIGATION?

NO. THE INVESTIGATION'S
NOT CLOSED, MISS ELLIE,

BUT WE'RE NOT DOING
ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT.

WELL, THANKS FOR
STOPPING BY, FENTON.

GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR DADDY.

YES, SIR, I SURE WILL. MA'AM.

MRS. EWING.

SHERIFF.

SUE ELLEN... HOW WAS YOUR LUNCH?

JUST FINE, MISS ELLIE.

WHAT, UH, WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR DRESS?

OH, KRISTIN SPILLED HER
DRINK AND IT WENT ALL OVER ME.

SMELLS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
DRINKING 100 PROOF STRAIGHT, TO ME.

I KNOW.

I ALMOST GOT A LITTLE WOOZY
JUST SMELLING IT IN THE CAR.

WELL, I BETTER
CHANGE. EXCUSE ME.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER KRISTIN
DRINKING ANYTHING BUT WHITE WINE.

WELL, MAYBE THAT'S ALL
SHE DOES AROUND YOU.

EVENING, J.R.

J.R... MAMA, DADDY.

IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?

I HOPE NOT, BUT I'M NOT SURE.

Jock: WELL, COME ON,
COME ON, WHAT IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW IF I OUGHT TO
WORRY YOU WITH THIS, DAD.

FOR HEAVEN SAKES, WHAT IS IT?

I FOUND THIS IN OUR
BEDROOM THIS EVENING.

I'M AFRAID SUE ELLEN
STARTED TO DRINK AGAIN.

OH, NO, J.R.

WELL, WHAT DID SHE
HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT?

WELL, SHE DENIED EVERYTHING.

SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE THE BOTTLE CAME FROM.

I'M REALLY WORRIED.

WELL, THAT'S HOW
IT WAS LAST TIME.

SHE NEVER ADMITTED
THAT SHE DRANK.

MAMA, MAYBE IF YOU COULD KEEP
AN EYE ON HER DURING THE DAY?

MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T DRINK.

AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T
MENTION I SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

IT'D JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE.

OF COURSE, J.R., WE'LL
DO ANYTHING WE CAN.

THINGS WERE GETTING
SO GOOD BETWEEN US.

I GUESS YOU'D NOTICED
HOW CLOSE WE'D BECOME.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT
HAS MADE HER START AGAIN.

I GUESS I BETTER GO
AND SEE HOW SHE IS, HUH?

WELL, I THOUGHT SUE
ELLEN ACTED KIND OF FUNNY

WHEN SHE CAME
HOME THIS AFTERNOON.

SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU LONG TO
GO OVER THOSE PAPERS, DAD.

WELL, GLAD I COULD HELP, J.R.

OH, UH, HOW'S SUE ELLEN?

SHE'S ALL RIGHT, SIR.

SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT.

OH, SAY, I LEFT MY
ATTACHÉ CASE IN THE HOUSE.

I'LL PICK IT UP AND MEET
YOU AT THE OFFICE, ALL RIGHT?

OK.

HELLO?

HE'S ON HIS WAY IN NOW.
GET THERE BEFORE HE DOES.

I'M ON MY WAY.

DON'T WORRY, I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

HOWDY.

GOOD MORNING,
KRISTIN. HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD MORNING,
UNCLE JOCK, I'M FINE.

I'M JUST WAITING FOR J.R.

HE WAS GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT
SOME PLACES TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA.

OH?

WELL, I THINK YOU'D DO BETTER
TALKING TO BOBBY ABOUT THAT.

HE OWNS SOME HOUSES OUT THERE.

J.R. LEAVE SOME PAPERS FOR ME?

SURE DID.

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT WITH ME?

J.R. WILL BE HERE SOON.

THANK YOU, UNCLE JOCK.

I'LL BELIEVE SHE'S GOING TO
CALIFORNIA WHEN THE PLANE TAKES OFF.

[JOCK CLEARS THROAT]

UNCLE JOCK... YES?

I WAS WONDERING...

DID SUE ELLEN GET HOME
ALL RIGHT YESTERDAY?

OF COURSE. WHY?

WELL, I WAS VERY
WORRIED ABOUT HER.

OH?

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHE'D
STARTED TO DRINK AGAIN.

WAS SHE DRINKING
WITH YOU YESTERDAY?

AT LUNCH.

SHE MUST'VE HAD
3... NO, 4 DRINKS.

NOT COUNTING THE ONE THAT
SHE SPILLED ALL OVER HERSELF.

SHOULDN'T SUE ELLEN
BE HOME BY NOW?

WELL, SOMETIMES THOSE
D.O.A. MEETINGS RUN LATE.

YOU SURE IT'S THE RIGHT
THING TO LET HER GO, J.R.?

TOLD YOU WHAT KRISTIN SAID.

WELL, DAD, I DON'T KNOW
QUITE HOW TO STOP HER.

[SIREN]

[POLICE RADIO]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

I'LL GET IT.

[RING]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SUE ELLEN
HAS STARTED DRINKING AGAIN.

SHE'S BEEN SO HAPPY LATELY.

WE CAN'T BE SURE SHE HAS.

WELL, IF IT'S TRUE, WE
JUST CAN'T IGNORE IT, J.R.

I HOPE YOU ALL DON'T
SAY ANYTHING TO HER.

I'D LIKE TO TRY TO
HANDLE THIS MYSELF.

THAT WAS THE POLICE.

THEY PULLED IN SUE ELLEN ON
SUSPICION OF DRUNK DRIVING.

THERE'S NO ARREST, BUT
THEY WANT US TO PICK HER UP.

THIS IS ALL A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

I WAS NOT DRINKING!

AND I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK
SINCE THE BABY WAS BORN.

PLEASE... YOU'VE
GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

BOBBY, WHERE'S J.R.?

HE STAYED BEHIND TO TRY AND
SMOOTH THINGS OVER WITH THE POLICE.

ARE THERE GOING TO BE
ANY FORMAL CHARGES?

NO, MAMA, I DON'T THINK SO.

THE ARRESTING OFFICER
SAID THAT HE PULLED HER OVER

BECAUSE SHE WAS
DRIVING ERRATICALLY.

HE SAID HE DIDN'T GIVE HER A SOBRIETY
TEST BECAUSE SHE WAS A EWING.

BUT HE DID SAY WE HAVE
TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER.

HE WON'T LET HER GET
BY WITH IT A SECOND TIME.

J.R.: I TELL YOU, I EVEN
GOT BOBBY BELIEVING IT.

OH, J.R., YOU'RE SO CLEVER.

AND WITH ME HELPING YOU,

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO.

WELL NOW, LET'S...
LET'S NOT RUSH THINGS.

WELL, WHY?

FROM WHAT YOU SAY, SUE
ELLEN'S ALMOST ON THE BRINK.

YEAH, I KNOW.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I
DON'T WANT TO HURRY THINGS

TOO MUCH OR MAKE ANY MISTAKES.

WE KEEP THIS UP, SHE JUST
MIGHT START DRINKING ON HER OWN.

OH, I CAN'T WAIT.

I'M GOING TO LOVE
LIVING AT SOUTHFORK.

I KEEP TELLING YOU,

LET'S NOT PUT THE
CART BEFORE THE HORSE.

J.R., WE MADE A DEAL.

I KNOW THAT.

I'D NEVER GO BACK ON MY WORD.

I'LL EVEN DRINK TO IT.

I JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW TO FIGHT BACK.

WHY ARE YOU SO SURE
THAT J.R.'s BEHIND ALL THIS?

WELL, YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE
THAT I'VE STARTED DRINKING AGAIN?

I HOPE NOT.

REALLY?

AND DO YOU HOPE NOT BECAUSE
YOU SEE OUR WONDERFUL WORK

WE'VE DONE TOGETHER
GOING RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN?

ALONG WITH YOUR WONDERFUL FEE?

NO. I'D HATE TO SEE YOU
THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY.

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH REASON NOT TO.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S JUST THE FRUSTRATION OF
NOT HAVING ANYONE BELIEVE ME.

IT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN
WHY J.R. WOULD BE BEHIND IT.

I MADE A MISTAKE.

I LET HIM KNOW THAT I
WAS PLANNING TO LEAVE.

AND HE FOUND OUT
THAT I HIRED A DETECTIVE.

AND I'M AFRAID HE'S TRYING

TO GET RID OF ME
BEFORE I CAN GET MY BABY.

THEN WHY DON'T YOU GET AWAY
FROM HIM FOR A WHILE? TRAVEL.

GO WHERE HE CAN'T
MANIPULATE YOU.

I'M AFRAID TO.

HE'D NEVER LET ME
TAKE LITTLE JOHN.

THEN GO BY YOURSELF.

WELL, I CAN'T.

I KNOW J.R.

ONCE I LEFT, HE'D MAKE SURE THAT I
WAS KEPT OFF THE RANCH FOR GOOD.

THEN I'D NEVER SEE
MY LITTLE BABY AGAIN.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE MOST
OF THIS, DO YOU, DR. ELLBY?

THAT MY HUSBAND IS
PLANNING TO COMMIT ME.

THAT MY LITTLE SISTER
MAY BE HELPING HIM.

THAT I'M AFRAID
TO STAY WITH J.R.

I'M EVEN MORE
AFRAID TO LEAVE HIM.

I BELIEVE THAT YOUR HUSBAND

IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS
THAT MOST PEOPLE AREN'T.

DO YOU KNOW THAT I EVEN
TOOK A CAB HERE TODAY?

BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID TO DRIVE.

I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE
ACCUSED OF DRUNK DRIVING AGAIN.

HOW LONG CAN
YOU GO ON LIKE THIS?

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD TELL ME?

IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
IT IS, DR. ELLBY... SIMPLE.

J.R. IS TRYING TO
PUT ME AWAY AGAIN.

BUT I WON'T LET HIM.

NOT THIS TIME.

WHY DON'T WE GO INTO
TOWN AND CATCH A MOVIE?

WELL, THAT'D BE NICE, BUT
LET'S MAKE IT AN EARLY MOVIE.

WHY, DO YOU HAVE MEETINGS?

RIGHT, DARLIN'.

WONDERFUL.

LET'S MAKE IT EARLY.

GOOD EVENING.

SUE ELLEN.

GOOD EVENING.

UH, MAY I HAVE A
CLUB SODA, PLEASE?

SURE.

HOW'S, UH, EVERYTHING
AT THE STORE, PAM?

OH, FINE.

WHY DON'T YOU COME IN
SOMETIME AND HAVE LUNCH WITH ME?

THANK YOU.

UH, MAYBE, MISS ELLIE,
YOU COULD COME IN WITH ME.

I'D LOVE TO.

IF I EVER GET RID OF THIS
MIMOSA PARK PROBLEM.

EVENING, EVERYBODY.

All: J.R.

SUE ELLEN.

HOW YOU FEELING, DARLIN'?

COULDN'T BE BETTER.

WHY'D YOU ASK?

OH, THAT'S THE
THING TO DO, I GUESS.

YOUR SESSION WITH
DR. ELLBY... THAT GO WELL?

VERY WELL.

WE JUST DISCUSSED WHAT'S
BEEN GOING ON WITH ME LATELY.

WELL, ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU USUALLY DO?

MOSTLY.

YOU KNOW, I HAD HOPED THAT THAT
MAN HAD BE ABLE TO HELP YOU MORE.

Sue Ellen: BUT HE HAS
HELPED ME, DARLIN'.

HE'S HELPED ME REALIZE HOW
IMPORTANT MY SON IS TO ME,

AND WHAT A TRULY
WONDERFUL PERSON YOU ARE.

WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
MY DRINKING PROBLEM?

WELL, FRANKLY, YES, I WAS.

I THINK WE OUGHT TO
DROP THIS RIGHT HERE, J.R.

NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT, REALLY.

YOU'LL BE DELIGHTED
TO KNOW, DARLIN',

THAT DR. ELLBY DOESN'T BELIEVE
THAT I'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN.

SUE ELLEN, NONE OF
US WANT TO BELIEVE IT.

BUT YOU'RE GETTING TOO
MUCH PROOF TO THE CONTRARY.

AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE MY HUSBAND WANTS
YOU TO THINK THAT I'M DRINKING.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD
I WANT TO DO THAT?

SO YOU CAN PUT ME
BACK IN THE SANITARIUM.

SO I CAN'T TAKE
YOUR SON FROM YOU.

SUE ELLEN, I THINK
IT WOULD BE BEST

IF YOU GO UPSTAIRS
AND GET SOME REST.

NO!

I HAVE DONE
SOMETHING THAT, UH...

NONE OF YOU ARE AWARE OF.

I HAVE HIRED A
PRIVATE DETECTIVE,

AND HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING J.R.

I HAVE REPORTS TO
SHOW EXACTLY WHAT HE IS.

NOW, JUST WHY IN THE
HELL DID YOU DO THAT?

SO THAT IF WE GET A
DIVORCE, I CAN KEEP MY SON.

AND I COULD SHOW THEM

THAT J.R. IS AN UNFIT
HUSBAND AND FATHER.

Ellie: BUT SUE ELLEN,

YOU AND J.R. HAVE BEEN SO CLOSE.

YOU EVEN HAD THAT PARTY FOR HIM.

WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF DIVORCE?

I'LL SHOW YOU.

I'LL SHOW YOU THE REPORTS.

THAT WAY, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO
SEE WHY HE'S DOING THIS TO ME.

J.R., GO AFTER HER.

NO, MAMA.

THIS HAS GOT TO
COME OUT IN THE OPEN.

SHE SAID SOME TERRIBLE
THINGS ABOUT ME.

AND I THINK THE TRUTH
SHOULD COME OUT.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF HER REPORTS.

DON'T LET HER DO THIS, J.R.

SHE'S YOUR WIFE, FOR GOD SAKES.

IT'S GOT TO BE DONE, BOBBY.
I'M ONLY DOING THIS TO HELP HER.

THIS ISN'T GOING TO HELP ANYBODY,
IT'LL JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE.

HERE ARE THE REPORTS.

SEE WHAT KIND OF SON YOU HAVE.

WELL?

IT'S ONLY BUSINESS MEETINGS.

DINNERS WITH FRIENDS OF OURS.

WHY'D YOU DO THIS, SUE ELLEN?

YOU SWITCHED THEM.

YOU GOT TO HIM!

YOU CHANGED THOSE REPORTS, J.R.!

[BOTH YELLING]

WAIT!

SUE ELLEN, COME ON.

NOT AGAIN!

I HATE YOU, J.R.!

SUE ELLEN. SUE ELLEN, COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON. COME ON.

THANK YOU, BOBBY.

BOBBY, YOU BELIEVE
ME, DON'T YOU?

LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.

Sue Ellen: YOU BELIEVE
ME, DON'T YOU?

MAMA, DADDY...

SORRY YOU HAD TO WITNESS THIS.

DR. DANVERS, PLEASE.

THIS IS J.R. EWING.

WELL, IF THE DOCTOR
COULD VISIT SOUTHFORK

AND TAKE A LOOK AT MY
WIFE, I'D BE VERY GRATEFUL.

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.