Dallas (1978–1991): Season 2, Episode 6 - Double Wedding - full transcript

Pam's secret comes out when her ex-husband returns to Dallas after having been locked in a Vietnamese prison camp and several years in a hospital. Only her ex-husband, Ed, claims that their marriage was never annulled, and no one can find any documents to prove otherwise, which not only hurts Bobby emotionally, but financially, as his new construction company has trouble getting off the ground with a church looking to build a new school.

PAMELA. YES?

DO YOU REMEMBER ME? NO.

WELL, YOU SHOULD.
I'M YOUR HUSBAND.

JUAREZ.

IT LOOKS LEGAL. IT IS LEGAL.

WHAT DO YOU WANT
OUT OF THIS, MR. HAYNES?

PAMELA.

J.R., WHAT ARE
YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

WHAT HAS THIS GOT
TO DO WITH PAMELA?

WELL, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
PAMELA'S LAWFUL HUSBAND,

EDISON FARRADAY HAYNES.



BOBBY, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE
MARRIED TO A BIGAMIST.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!

IF YOU DON'T HAVE PROOF
OF THAT ANNULMENT,

THEN YOU AND I
MIGHT NOT BE MARRIED.

AND I DON'T LIKE THAT.

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

OH... [CHUCKLES]

THAT'S SO NICE.

OWEEE...

A LITTLE LOWER DOWN.
LITTLE... RIGHT THERE.

OH, MY... OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

OH, YOUR BACK IS ONE BIG KNOT.

WELL, HONEY,

SPENDIN' ALL THAT
TIME ON THE ROAD



AND THEN IN THE OFFICE

IS NO PREPARATION FOR WORKIN'

14 HOURS A DAY ON THIS RANCH.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
DECIDED TO BECOME A RANCHER.

MMM. ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

NOW THAT DADDY'S
BACK ON HIS FEET,

I'M GOIN' OUT ON MY
OWN, JUST LIKE YOU.

IT MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD,

YOU UNDERSTANDING
HOW I FEEL ABOUT WORK.

MMM. WELL, I PROBABLY
WOULD HAVE COME AROUND

SOONER OR LATER.

YEAH, I KNOW. I
WAS COUNTIN' ON IT.

OH, YOU WERE?

MM-HMM. FIGURED YOU COULDN'T BE

AS STUBBORN AND BULLHEADED
AS THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY.

OH, YOU DON'T THINK SO, HUH?

WELL, I CAN BE JUST AS
STUBBORN AND BULLHEADED

AS THE NEXT GUY.

JUST REMEMBER THAT

UNDERSTANDING WHY YOU'RE WORKING

AND LIKIN' IT ARE 2
DIFFERENT THINGS.

I KNOW.

AND THAT'S WHY I'M
GONNA MAKE SURE

IT NEVER BECOMES A BURDEN.

OH? AND HOW ARE
YOU GONNA DO THAT?

I'M GONNA THINK... UH-HUH.

OF A LOT... OF DIFFERENT WAYS.

MMM.

I'LL BE BACK IN THE
MORNIN', DIGGER.

DIGGER?

I NEVER KNEW A MAN

COULD FALL ASLEEP STANDIN' UP,

LOOKIN' RIGHT AT YOU.

EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

EXCUSE ME. DOES...

DOES PAMELA BARNES LIVE HERE?

NO, SHE DOESN'T LIVE HERE.

I WAS WONDERING,
UM, IF I COULD SEE HER.

YOU'RE NOT SELLIN' ENCYCLOPEDIAS

OR SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT, ARE YOU?

NO, NO. UM, THIS IS PERSONAL.

OH. WELL... SHE'S MARRIED.

SHE'S A EWING NOW.

I DON'T THINK SHE'D
BE INTERESTED

IN ANYTHING PERSONAL.

AW... WITHOUT SALT,
EVERYTHING YOU EAT

TASTES LIKE LIBRARY PASTE.

YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.

DOCTOR SAID IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

TO FOLLOW THE DIET.

YEAH, BUT HE DON'T
HAVE TO EAT IT.

WELL, WE WANT YOU TO
GET YOUR STRENGTH BACK

JUST AS FAST AS YOU CAN, DAD.

I'LL NEED IT TO KEEP UP
WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS.

OH? WHICH ONE OF MY SHENANIGANS

DID YOU HAVE IN MIND, SIR?

THAT, UH... FUNNY
CONSTRUCTION DEAL

YOU GOT BOBBY INTO.

NOW, JOCK, THE DOCTOR SAID

NOT TO CONCERN
YOURSELF WITH BUSINESS.

DOCTOR WOULD LIKE
TO GET PAID, ELLIE.

I HAVE TO CONCERN MYSELF.

DADDY, THAT PROJECT WAS MY IDEA.

I KNEW SUE ELLEN WAS ON
THAT CHURCH COMMITTEE,

AND I JUST USED A
LITTLE FAMILY INFLUENCE,

THAT'S ALL.

AND BOBBY WILL
DO HIS BEST WITH IT.

THE SCHOOL FOR WAYWARD
BOYS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

WE'VE RAISED A CONSIDERABLE
AMOUNT OF MONEY.

SUE ELLEN?

WHAT, LUCY?

CAN I VISIT?

VISIT WHAT?

THE SCHOOL FOR THE WAYWARD BOYS.

LUCY!

AND BOBBY AND THE ARCHITECT

HAVE WORKED OUT A
MARVELLOUS DESIGN.

EWING OIL DONATED LAND.

THE WAY LAND VALUES
ARE SKYROCKETIN',

WE'RE GONNA GET A TAX BREAK

500% MORE THAN WE PAID FOR IT.

IT'S A CAN'T-MISS
PROPOSITION, DADDY.

I'M NOT FOOLIN'.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
DON'T... DON'T ALL OF YOU

COME AT ME AT ONCE.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE, BOBBY,

THAT YOUR DAYS AS
A RANCHER'S OVER.

I MUST SAY, IT WAS...
SHORT AND SWEET.

DADDY, THIS CONSTRUCTION JOB

IS NOT GONNA TAKE ALL MY TIME.

I'LL STILL BE HERE AT THE RANCH.

WHAT'S NEXT? APARTMENT
HOUSES? OFFICE BUILDINGS?

PLEASE, JOCK.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, ELLIE. NO FUSS.

BUT, BOBBY, IT'S ABOUT TIME

THAT YOU SETTLED INTO SOMETHING.

WHEN YOU MARRIED PAM,

SHE TALKS YOU INTO
COMING INTO THE OFFICE,

ALONG WITH J.R.

HELP RUN EWING OIL COMPANY.

NEXT THING, YOU'RE
DABBLING IN RANCHING.

NOW IT'S... CONSTRUCTION.

NOW, HOLD ON A MINUTE, DADDY.

EVERYTHING I'VE
DONE IN MY LIFE I DID

BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS RIGHT,

AND I'VE NEVER RUN
OUT ON ANYTHING.

NOW I VALUE YOUR
OPINION VERY MUCH,

BUT I THINK I'VE GOT
THE SAME RIGHTS

AS YOU OR J.R. OR ANYBODY ELSE

TO CARVE OUT A PLACE FOR
MYSELF AND DO SOMETHIN'

BECAUSE I WANT TO DO IT.

NOW, BOBBY, WHEN IT COMES DOWN

TO PLUMBIN' CONTRACTORS,

I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO TALK TO GONZALEZ,

AND... AND ABOUT CEMENT,

I THINK WE OUGHT TO
THROW IT TO OWENS.

WE OWE HIM A BIG FAVOR.

ARE YOU LISTENIN' TO ME?

OK? [CHUCKLES]

HEY, DIGGER.

HEY, YOU WANT A SWALLOW?

HARRY, YOU'RE A REAL GENTLEMAN,

BUT I PICKED UP 4 DAY'S PAY

IN A FIELD NEAR LUBBOCK.

110 IN THE SHADE,

SO I DESERVE SOMETHIN' STRONGER.

SO, UH, THROW
AWAY THAT KEROSENE,

AND I'LL BUY YOU A REAL DRINK.

SURE, DIGGER.

Bobby: NOW AS YOU CAN TELL FROM

THE PRELIMINARY
DRAWINGS I'VE GIVEN YOU,

WE HAVE 10 MAJOR
BUILDINGS ON THE LOT HERE.

A FEW OTHER CUSTODIAL BUILDINGS

ON THE SURROUNDING AREAS.

IT'S ALL ON 11 ACRES,

WHICH GIVES YOU PLENTY
OF ROOM TO EXPAND

IN THE FUTURE.

NOW, WE PLAN TO
PUT THE DORMITORIES

ON THE NORTHERN EXPOSURE

TO AVOID THE HEAT
OF THE NOONDAY SUN.

YOU REALIZE OTHERS ARE
BIDDING ON THIS PROJECT.

YES, REVEREND. I
ASSUMED AS MUCH.

I KNOW THIS IS EWING LAND,

BUT THAT DONATION WAS MADE
WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

YES, I'M AWARE OF THAT, ALSO.

SUE ELLEN SAID

THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU
ARE HER BROTHER-IN-LAW,

IT WAS NOT TO
INFLUENCE OUR DECISION.

I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN

WHO COULD BE INFLUENCED
AGAINST HER WILL.

I ALWAYS BELIEVE IN BEING CLEAR

ABOUT THE GROUND RULES.

WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY, REVEREND.

FINE... AS LONG AS
THAT'S STRAIGHT.

THIS IS YOUR FIRST
PROJECT, ISN'T IT, MR. EWING?

UH, YES, IT IS.

BUT I HAVE THE FINEST
YOUNG ARCHITECT IN DALLAS.

THE SAME MAN, WHO, INCIDENTALLY,

DID THE WASHBURN TOWERS,

AND I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE
THAT'S A FINE PIECE OF WORK.

YES. BUT SOMETHIN' PUZZLES ME.

WELL, I'M HERE TO
ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS

YOU MIGHT HAVE.

I DON'T SEE ANY BARS
ON THE WINDOWS.

YES, WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU

THE WAY WE FELT... MR. EWING...

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN CHURCH LATELY.

NEITHER YOU... OR YOUR WIFE.

LET ME SHOW YOU

WHERE WE PLAN ON
PUTTING THE CHAPEL.

GEOLOGISTS...

THEY COULDN'T FIND
OIL IN A FILLIN' STATION.

IN MY TIME, THEY
USED TO POINT ME

IN ANY DIRECTION...

ANY DIRECTION...
I'D START WALKIN',

AND WHERE I STOPPED,
THAT'S WHERE THE OIL WAS.

I DIDN'T EVEN USE
A DOODLE STICK.

I COULD SMELL IT

COMIN' RIGHT UP
OUT OF THE GROUND.

HEY.

BARKEEP.

FILL HER UP.

YOU'RE OUT OF MONEY.

IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT
A REGULAR CUSTOMER?

NO CREDIT. YOU KNOW THAT.

IN THE FUTURE,

I SHALL TAKE MY
BUSINESS ELSEWHERE...

DOWN THE STREET.

BARTENDER, GIVE HIM ONE.

AND I'LL HAVE A DOUBLE BOURBON.

WELL, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I HEARD YOU SAY
YOU'RE A WILDCATTER.

YES, SIR.

WELL, I HAD A GIRL
ONCE, AND SHE WAS...

SHE WAS VERY BEAUTIFUL.

I KNOW HER FATHER

WAS ONE OF THE BEST WILDCATTERS

IN THE WHOLE STATE.

MMM.

I HAD A GIRL ONCE.

SHE HAS GONE... AWAY.

MAYBE IT'S THE SAME GIRL.

HELL, MY... MY DAUGHTER...

IS LOST. SHE'S GONE AWAY.

GONE FOREVER.

THAT'S TOO BAD, OLD-TIMER.

MY DAUGHTER MARRIED A EWING.

I DON'T SEE HER ANYMORE.

MY DAUGHTER IS
VERY BUSY, MY PAMELA,

BEIN' A EWING.

YOU KNOW, THE
SOCIAL WHIRL IN DALLAS

KEEPS YOU GOIN' DAY AND NIGHT.

IT'S A WONDER IF SHE
FINDS TIME FOR HER JOB.

OH, SHE WORKS.

AT THE STORE.

ONLY THE BEST FOR MY PAMELA.

ONLY THE BEST.

EXCEPT FOR THE EWINGS.

BARTENDER... 2 MORE.

DO I KNOW YOU?

WELL, IT DOES NOT MATTER.

WELL, HELLO.

HELLO.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

GOOD. HOW 'BOUT YOURS?

TERRIFIC.

THEY LOVE THE PROJECT.

THAT'S WONDERFUL.

YEAH.

OF COURSE, SUE ELLEN
DIDN'T BOTHER TO TELL ME

THAT THERE'S AN EXTRA
JOKER IN THE DECK.

WHAT?

WELL, IT SEEMS I'M IN SOME KIND

OF COMPETITION, HONEY.

THERE ARE A COUPLE
OF OTHER FIRMS

BIDDIN' ON THE SCHOOL.

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER,

BECAUSE THEY LOVE THE PLANS.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

YOU KNOW, YOUR DADDY
MADE QUITE AN ISSUE

ABOUT THAT THIS MORNING.

WELL, THERE'S NOTHIN'
TO WORRY ABOUT.

HONEY, YOU SHOULD'VE MET
THAT BUILDING COMMITTEE.

THEY WERE MORE INTERESTED
IN WHETHER OR NOT YOU AND I

WERE GONNA COME TO THEIR CHURCH

THAN THEY WERE IF
THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM

FOR EACH OF THE BOYS
TO SLEEP IN THE DORM.

DO I SENSE A GAME PLAN?

WELL, HONEY, I WILL ADOPT

MY MOST PIOUS EXPRESSION,

BUT YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL

THOSE WEEKLY WILD
PARTIES OF YOURS.

NOW, I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE HARD,

BUT MR. AND MRS. EWING
ARE GOING TO BECOME

PILLARS OF THE COMMUNITY...

UNTIL THE CONTRACT'S SIGNED.

I DON'T KNOW.

I LOOK FORWARD TO
THOSE WILD PARTIES.

I KNOW YOU DO.

[CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]

TAKE IT EASY GETTIN' OUT.

YEAH.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I CAN... I CAN MAKE IT.

I KNOW YOU CAN. I KNOW YOU CAN.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

PUT IT IN THE
DOOR. THAT'S RIGHT.

HEY, I'M THINKIN'...
I'M THINKIN'

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE MOTEL

AND HAVE A NIGHTCAP.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. COME ON IN.

IT'S UNHEALTHY TO DRINK ALONE.

ALL RIGHT. IT'S NICE OF YOU.

YES, MS. GREGG. RIGHT AWAY.

PAMELA. PAMELA.

UH-HUH?

LIZ WANTS YOU TO PICK UP
THOSE SKETCHES AT THE MART.

OH... OK. UH... MY
PURSE IS DOWN THERE.

THANK YOU. SEE YOU LATER.

UH, EXCUSE ME.

UH, WOULD YOU KNOW
WHERE PAMELA EWING IS?

YES. SHE JUST LEFT ON AN ERRAND.

AH, THANK YOU.

PAMELA?

PAMELA.

YES?

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?

NO.

WELL, YOU SHOULD.
I'M YOUR HUSBAND.

ED?

ED?

ED HAYNES?

MY GOODNESS,

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 10 YEARS.

COULD I SPEAK WITH YOU, PLEASE?

WELL, SURE. OF COURSE.

I WAS JUST RUNNING AN ERRAND.

WELL, I THINK MAYBE
VISITING WITH YOUR HUSBAND

IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN SOME ERRAND.

HUSBAND? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[CHUCKLES]

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

WE AREN'T MARRIED.

WELL, MAYBE NOW I'M
BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND

WHY I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU.

I DON'T THINK THIS
IS THE TIME OR PLACE

FOR THIS DISCUSSION.

I'D LIKE TO SETTLE
THIS RIGHT NOW.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET
OUT OF THE STORE. OK?

NOW, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT, ED?

YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

YOU'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN YOU WERE 10 YEARS AGO.

THANK YOU, BUT
THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER.

I ONLY DID WHAT ANY
GUY'D DO IN MY PLACE.

THE FIRST CHANCE I GOT,
I CAME TO FIND MY WIFE.

I'M NOT YOUR WIFE.

YOU KEEP SAYING THAT.
YOU WANT TO SEE PROOF?

HERE. LOOK.

A COPY OF OUR MARRIAGE LICENSE?

ED HAYNES, PAMELA BARNES.

I KNOW IT SAYS JUAREZ,
MEXICO, BUT IT'S LEGAL.

WE WERE JUST KIDS.

I WAS UNDERAGE.

YOU WEREN'T IN JUAREZ,
AND NEITHER WAS I.

I WAS SHIPPED OUT
TO 'NAM THE NEXT DAY.

THE MARRIAGE WAS ANNULLED.

YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT.

YOU DIDN'T GET THE
ANNULMENT PAPERS?

I WROTE TO YOU MYSELF,
TRYING TO EXPLAIN.

THE MAIL WASN'T VERY REGULAR

IN NORTH VIETNAMESE
PRISON CAMPS.

OH, ED, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

THE WAR HAS BEEN OVER FOR YEARS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU GET IN
TOUCH WITH ME SOONER?

WELL, I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.

NERVES AND STRAIN.

I'M OK NOW.

I DIDN'T WRITE.

I JUST WANTED TO...
YOU KNOW, TO BE... WELL.

ED, I'M MARRIED.

I KNOW. TO ME.

NO, I AM NOT. I'M MRS. EWING.

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HOW COULD YOU BE MARRIED
TO 2 MEN AT THE SAME TIME?

I'M LATE.

PAM, LISTEN TO ME.

WOULD YOU PLEASE BELIEVE ME?

I AM NOT MARRIED TO YOU.

PAM, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

DON'T!

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL GIVE IT TIME.

IT'S PROBABLY LESS
EMBARRASSING IF YOU CALL ME.

I'M AT THE SAGEBRUSH MOTEL.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

HELLO.

MISS ELLIE? IS BOBBY THERE?

NO. DIDN'T HE HAVE A
MEETING AT THE BUILDING SITE?

OH. WELL, THAT SHOULD
BE OVER BY NOW.

WELL, MAYBE HE
WENT BY THE OFFICE.

NO. I CALLED THERE FIRST.

PAM... IS ANYTHING WRONG?

NO.

YOU WANT HIM TO CALL YOU?

NO. I'VE... I'VE GOT SOME WORK.

UM... IT CAN WAIT UNTIL TONIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, PAM. BYE-BYE.

BYE.

OH, CLIFF? IT'S PAM.

CLIFF, I'VE GOT TO SEE YOU.

NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD IT. YOU GOTTA...

YOU GOTTA COME UP ON
YOUR RIGHT OVER HERE.

THAT'S IT. TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

I DON'T REMEMBER A
THING ABOUT IT, SIS.

WELL, IF YOU'D LISTEN
TO ME, YOU MIGHT.

IT WAS MY FIRST BIG
TRIP AWAY FROM HOME.

REMEMBER ALL THE CHEERLEADERS

WENT TO THE SUN BOWL IN EL PASO.

DIGGER WAS SO WORRIED,

HE INSISTED ON GOING
ALONG AS A CHAPERONE.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, HE KNEW YOU

BETTER THAN I DID.

WELL... THAT'S IT!

WATCH IT! THAT'S GOOD!

I WAS NOT IN THE HABIT OF
RUNNING OFF, THANK YOU.

HONEY, YOU WEREN'T
ALLOWED TO CROSS THE STREET

BY YOURSELF UP TILL THEN.

OH, CLIFF, UM... CLIFF!

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! COME ON.

SO YOU WENT ACROSS
THE BORDER TO JUAREZ.

YOU MET HAYNES,

WHO YOU'D KNOWN FOR 20 MINUTES.

I WAS JUST A BABY.

I MEAN, HE WAS GOING
OVERSEAS, AND...

MY FIRST TIME AWAY FROM HOME.

IT SEEMED ALL
ROMANTIC AT THE TIME.

WELL, YOU NEVER WERE
ONE FOR LONG ENGAGEMENTS.

DIGGER CAME AND TOOK
ME HOME, CALLED MAGGIE,

AND SHE STARTED THE
ANNULMENT PROCEDURE.

WELL, NOW, JUST THINK

IF YOU'D DONE THAT
WITH BOBBY EWING.

YOU'D BE HOME FREE NOW.

CLIFF, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

I MEAN, I'M REALLY
WORRIED ABOUT THIS.

WELL, WHY? THE
MARRIAGE WAS ANNULLED.

ED SAID HE NEVER RECEIVED
THE ANNULMENT PAPERS.

REALLY, IT'S NO BIG PROBLEM,

BECAUSE THERE'S
GOTTA BE A COPY ON FILE

IN THE RECORDS DEPARTMENT.

WELL, THAT'S
GREAT. OK, LET'S GO.

OH, YEAH. BUT NO, WE CAN'T NOW,

'CAUSE THEY'RE CLOSED.

WE'LL GO TOMORROW.

OH, NO. NO. I NEED THEM TONIGHT.

OHHH...

MASTER PAPA EWING DOESN'T KNOW.

NO.

AND YOU WANT TO HAVE
PROOF IN YOUR HAND

WHEN YOU BREAK IT TO HIM.

YES.

HA HA HA HA HA!

COME ON, YOU.
FOLLOW ME IN YOUR CAR.

WHERE?

GO TO AUNT MAGGIE.
SHE'LL HAVE A COPY.

WHY DIDN'T YOU
THINK OF THAT FIRST?

WHAT? [CHUCKLES]

OH, GO.

Ed: I'D LIKE TO SEE MR. EWING.

MY NAME IS HAYNES.

IS HE EXPECTING YOU, MR. HAYNES?

UH, NO, BUT IT'S
REGARDING MRS. EWING.

MR. EWING, UH,

THERE'S A MR. HAYNES
HERE TO SEE YOU.

SOMETHING ABOUT MRS. EWING?

YES.

HE WILL SEE YOU, MR. HAYNES.

THANK YOU.

MR. EWING?

MR. HAYNES.

COME IN, MR. HAYNES.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WELL, ACTUALLY, UH...

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.

WELL, MY SECRETARY SAID

IT HAD SOMETHIN' TO
DO WITH MRS. EWING.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW

ABOUT YOUR WIFE'S PAST.

WELL, MRS. EWING
DOESN'T HAVE A PAST.

COULD YOU GET TO THE
POINT? I'M KIND OF BUSY.

I'M AFRAID SHE DOES HAVE A PAST,

AND THERE'S SOMETHIN' YOU AND I

HAVE GOTTA DISCUSS.

OH, I SEE.

WELL, NOW, IF THIS IS
SOME SORT OF BLACKMAIL,

I'M AFRAID YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO STAND IN LINE.

WE GET AN AVERAGE OF
ONE OF THOSE A WEEK.

WHY DON'T YOU PUT
YOUR REQUEST IN WRITING?

I DON'T THINK YOU
WANT TO DO THAT.

YOU SEE, THE WOMAN
THAT YOU CALL MRS. EWING

IS MY WIFE.

SUE ELLEN?

PAMELA.

PAM.

YEAH.

YOU MARRIED HER WHEN
I WAS IN THE SERVICE.

NOW, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU ARE MARRIED TO
PAMELA RIGHT NOW?

THAT'S RIGHT.

JUAREZ.

LOOKS LEGAL.

IT IS LEGAL.

'COURSE, YOU UNDERSTAND

THAT MY FAMILY LAWYERS'LL
HAVE TO VERIFY THIS.

WELL, I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW

ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

IT'S LEGAL. THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

NO DIVORCE, NO ANNULMENT?

NO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT
OUT OF THIS, MR. HAYNES?

PAMELA.

WELL, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE
GOT THE WRONG MR. EWING.

YOU SEE, MY BROTHER
BOBBY... IS MARRIED TO PAMELA.

BUT I WANT TO ASSURE YOU,

I WILL HELP YOU SEE
THAT JUSTICE IS DONE.

THE EWINGS WOULD
NEVER TURN THEIR BACKS

ON A VETERAN.

I'M SURE THE PAPERS
ARE IN THIS BOX.

WE'LL KNOW IN JUST A MINUTE.

HE WAS HERE ASKIN'
ABOUT YOU, PAM, BUT...

I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS ED HAYNES.

WELL, HOW COULD YOU?
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM.

WELL... I COULD'VE
QUESTIONED HIM MORE CLOSELY

IF I HADN'T BEEN IN
SUCH A BIG HURRY

TO GET TO COUSIN ROSE.

NO, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT, AUNT MAGGIE.

IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE
A BIT OF DIFFERENCE.

THE ANNULMENT
PAPERS ARE NOT HERE.

WELL, I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT

IF YOU'D ASKED ME.

DIGGER, IF YOU KNEW
WHERE THEY WERE,

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHIN'?

BECAUSE THE 3 OF YOU
HAVE BEEN TREATIN' ME

LIKE SOME KIND OF IMBECILE.

DADDY, STOP IT. NOW,
THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

WHY? BECAUSE YOUR
MARRIAGE TO A EWING

MIGHT BE IN JEOPARDY?

YES. AND BECAUSE I MIGHT
BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE,

OR DOESN'T THAT
MATTER TO YOU ANYMORE?

WELL, I HAVE THE PAPERS.

UPSTAIRS.

HOW COULD YOU CREATE
THIS UNHOLY MESS IN ONE DAY?

Pam: DADDY, WHAT
ARE YOU LOOKIN' FOR?

Cliff: MAYBE WE CAN HELP

IF YOU TELL US WHAT IT IS.

DIGGER, YOU PROMISED.
NO WHISKEY IN MY HOUSE.

NOW, IT'S GOTTA BE
HERE SOMEWHERE.

THERE IT IS, OVER ON
MY SIDE OF THE BED.

HERE.

YEAH.

IN HERE ARE ALL...

ALL THE MEMORIES
OF YOU GROWIN' UP.

LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S
YOU, PAM, AT 3 MONTHS.

HERE, CLIFF. THERE'S YOU

IN YOUR LITTLE SAILOR SUIT.

DADDY, DO YOU HAVE
THE ANNULMENT PAPERS?

HERE IT IS.

NO, THAT'S PAMELA'S,
UH, BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

WELL, IT'S GOTTA BE
HERE SOMEWHERE.

DADDY, MAYBE YOU PUT
IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

NO, NO, IT'S HERE. HERE.

IT'S WHERE I KEPT EVERYTHING.

DIGGER, HOW COULD YOU?

IT'S GOTTA BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

WHAT AM I GONNA TELL BOBBY?

YOU DON'T TELL HIM
ANYTHING. IT CAN WAIT A DAY.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

NOW, YOU TELL HIM

THAT YOUR FATHER HAS THE PAPERS.

THEY GOTTA BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

BOBBY, YOUR WIFE SHOULD BE HERE.

SHE KNOWS WHAT
TIME WE HAVE DINNER.

WELL, I CALLED
THE STORE EARLIER,

AND THEY SAID SHE
LEFT ON AN ERRAND.

I TOLD YOU NO GOOD
WOULD COME OF HER

GOIN' TO WORK.

DADDY, SHE'LL BE HERE.

JUST GIVE HER A LITTLE TIME. OK?

BOBBY, I SAW

REVEREND THORNWOOD THIS MORNIN'.

HE SAID THAT HE
MET YOU YESTERDAY

AT THE MEETING WITH
THE BUILDING COMMITTEE.

HE SAID HE LIKED
THE PLANS JUST FINE.

HE WAS JUST A LITTLE
CONCERNED ABOUT YOU...

A LITTLE CONCERNED
ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND.

Jock: WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HIS BACKGROUND?

BOBBY'S A EWING.

WELL, IT WASN'T BOBBY SO MUCH.

IT'S, UH, PAMELA.

HER FATHER? YOU KNOW.

SUE ELLEN, HOW DID THEY
FIND OUT ABOUT PAMELA?

WELL, THEY'RE A
VERY PIOUS GROUP,

AND THEY HAVE WAYS

OF LOOKIN' INTO
THINGS LIKE THAT.

OH, OF COURSE.

AND I BET YOU'RE THE ONE

WHO TOLD THEM
JUST WHERE TO LOOK.

DON'T GET HOT, LUCY.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,

SUE ELLEN, I THINK THE
MEETING WENT VERY WELL.

I QUOTED A FEW SCRIPTURES,
AND THE GOOD REVEREND SAID

THAT I WAS THE ONLY BUILDER

HE'D EVER MET WHO
COULD. [CHUCKLES]

BOBBY, YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE A EWING YET.

[CHUCKLES]

[HORN HONKS]

Jock: OK, ELLIE, LET'S EAT.

HI, HONEY.

OH... SORRY I'M LATE.

HONEY, I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YA.

I'M OK. I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.

WELL, THEN SOMETHING DID HAPPEN.

WHAT, AN ACCIDENT OR WHAT?

NO. NOTHIN' LIKE THAT.

OK. OK.

OH, DAD, UH, I HAD A
VERY INTERESTING VISITOR

IN MY OFFICE TODAY. A...
YOUNG MAN NAMED ED HAYNES.

BOBBY... NOW, PAMELA...

I REALIZE YOU MAY
NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS,

BUT I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET IT

OUT IN THE OPEN BEFORE
MAMA COMES BACK.

A YOUNG MAN... A... VETERAN.

HAD A HORRIBLE
EXPERIENCE IN VIETNAM.

HE WAS CAPTURED AND
SPENT A NUMBER OF YEARS

IN A NORTH VIETNAMESE
PRISON CAMP.

J.R., DON'T DO THIS.

J.R., WHAT ARE
YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

WHAT DOES THIS GOT
TO DO WITH PAMELA?

WELL, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
PAMELA'S LAWFUL HUSBAND.

A... EDISON FARRADAY HAYNES?

BOBBY, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE
MARRIED TO A BIGAMIST.

J.R., WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

MAYBE YOU BETTER TELL HIM, PAM.

OH, IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?

A STRANGER WALKS
IN OFF THE STREET,

TELLS YOU SOME LIES ABOUT ME,

AND YOU'RE SERVING
THEM UP FOR SUPPER?

WELL, IF THEY ARE LIES,

THEY'RE THE BEST
DAMN LIES I'VE EVER SEEN,

BACKED UP BY SOME PRETTY
GOOD DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE.

I... HAD A COPY OF THE
MARRIAGE LICENSE MADE...

IN CASE YOU HAVE
TO GO TO COURT, PAM.

THIS IS 10 YEARS OLD.

YEAH.

OF COURSE, YOU KNEW
ABOUT THAT, BOBBY.

YES, I DO.

PAMELA... TOLD ME SOME TIME AGO.

DID SHE ALSO TELL YOU
SHE'S STILL MARRIED TO HIM?

I AM NOT!

IT WAS ANNULLED!
I WAS JUST A KID!

I MEAN, HE'S OBVIOUSLY
LOOKING FOR A HANDOUT.

THAT'S WHY HE WENT TO YOU.

NO. HE NEVER ASKED FOR A CENT.

HE THOUGHT I WAS BOBBY.

SAID HE WAS MARRIED TO MY WIFE.

NOW, SUE ELLEN, I
DON'T MIND TELLIN' YOU,

THAT GAVE ME QUITE A START.

OF COURSE YOU HAVE
THE ANNULMENT PAPERS.

J.R., I DON'T SEE WHERE THIS IS

ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS AT ALL.

WELL, I... DO HAVE

THE FAMILY NAME TO THINK ABOUT,

AND I... I SUPPOSE

DAD PROBABLY SHARES MY CONCERN.

I DO.

AND THERE IS A NEW
BUILDING PROJECT

THAT SUE ELLEN
RECOMMENDED YOU FOR.

EWINGS MADE A BIG COMMITMENT

TO A VERY RELIGIOUS GROUP.

I DON'T THINK THEY'D TAKE KINDLY

TO THIS KIND OF NEWS, BOB.

UH, BIGAMY IS A
SERIOUS ACCUSATION.

J.R., WHAT ARE
YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

BIGAMY AND ACCUSATIONS.

NOW, PAMELA TOLD
YOU WHAT HAPPENED!

NOW, SOME SLOB IS
TRYIN' TO RUN A SCAM!

I KNOW THAT.

THAT'S THE FIRST THING
THAT CAME TO MY MIND.

BUT IT DIDN'T TAKE ME TOO LONG

TO VERIFY HIS BACKGROUND.

I CALLED ED KELLER...
YOU KNOW, WE HELPED HIM

GET THE JOB OVER AT THE V.A...

AND HE HAD THE RECORDS
FOR ME IN A COUPLE HOURS.

YES, HE WAS A VETERAN.

HE WAS CAPTURED.

SPENT SOME YEARS IN A
HOSPITAL AFTER THE WAR.

STORY CHECKS OUT ALL
THE WAY DOWN THE LINE, BOB.

ED HAYNES IS TELLIN' THE TRUTH.

AND HE WANTS HIS WIFE BACK.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

THANK YOU FOR STANDIN'
UP TO J.R. FOR ME.

I'M YOUR HUSBAND.
THAT'S WHAT HUSBANDS DO.

IN THE OLD DAYS, MAYBE I
WOULD'VE FOUGHT A DUEL.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!

WELL... IT WASN'T
REALLY A MARRIAGE.

I MEAN, I NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

IT WAS NOTHING.

GETTING MARRIED IS NOTHING?

WELL, UNDER THE
CIRCUMSTANCES, IT WAS.

BOBBY, I NEVER
WENT TO BED WITH HIM.

DIGGER WAS SOBER AND FOUND ME

10 SECONDS AFTER I SAID "I DO."

THEN YOU DO HAVE
THE ANNULMENT PAPERS.

DIGGER HAD THEM.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HAD THEM"?

WELL, THAT'S WHY I WAS LATE.

CLIFF AND I WENT TO
AUNT MAGGIE'S HOUSE,

BUT DIGGER CAN'T FIND 'EM.

TERRIFIC. SO YOU HAVE NO
PROOF OF THE ANNULMENT!

THE FILE SHOULD BE AT
THE RECORDS BUILDING,

AND CLIFF AND I ARE
GOIN' IN THE MORNING.

WRONG. THE 3 OF US

ARE GONNA GO IN THE MORNING.

OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

YES, IT IS, PAMELA.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE PROOF
OF THAT ANNULMENT,

THEN YOU AND I
MIGHT NOT BE MARRIED.

AND I DON'T LIKE THAT... AT ALL.

[SLAM]

HONEY, YOU SAID
HE'D BE HERE WAITING.

WELL, HE WILL BE.

I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA

OF HIM BEIN' INVOLVED
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BOBBY, I WANT TO MAKE
SURE IT'S ALL LEGAL.

WE'VE GOT LAWYERS

TO TAKE CARE OF THAT, HONEY.

AND I'M SURE J.R.'S TALKED
TO THE EWING LAWYERS.

WAIT A MINUTE. HERE HE COMES.

I'M, UH, SORRY I'M LATE.

I HAD A LAST-MINUTE PHONE CALL.

STOP WORRYING.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T
FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M DOING

TRYING TO KEEP HER
IN THE EWING FAMILY.

COME ON. WE DON'T HAVE TIME

FOR JOKES. LET'S GO.

THIS IS NO TIME TO BE FUNNY.

HO HO HO! HE'S GOT A
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

NOTHIN' HERE.

ARE YOU SURE THE ANNULMENT
WAS FILED IN DALLAS?

YES. ABSOLUTELY.

WELL, THERE'S NO RECORD.

WELL, MAYBE IT'S MISFILED.

NOW HOW MUCH IS IT GONNA TAKE

FOR YOU TO GO THOUGH ALL OF 'EM?

NO, IT WASN'T MISFILED. IT
DOESN'T EXIST. I'M SORRY.

NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, I'M BUSY.

I ASKED YOU HOW MUCH.

LOOK, MISTER, I DON'T
KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT...

MY NAME IS EWING, BOBBY EWING.

SO NOW YOU KNOW.

MR. EWING, I THINK

YOU'RE TRYIN' TO
OFFER ME A BRIBE.

I'M OFFERIN' TO
PAY FOR YOUR TIME.

IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

LOOK, YOU GIVE UP TOO EASY.

LOOK, WE'RE NOT
GETTING ANYPLACE.

COME ON.

YOU KEEP THAT KIND OF STUFF UP,

AND YOU'RE GONNA
WIND UP IN JAIL.

LOOK, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT MY WIFE.

MY SISTER!

WILL ONE OF YOU

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO?

LOOK. WITH AN ANNULMENT,

THERE ARE 4 COPIES.

ONE WENT TO HAYNES.

WE CAN'T FORGET THAT.

ONE WENT TO DIGGER. OK?

AND THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE

ON FILE IN THERE.

THE LAST ONE?

THE LAST ONE WENT
TO DIGGER'S ATTORNEY.

CLIFF, HE'S DEAD.

I KNOW. AND HIS FILES WERE TO GO

TO HIS LEGAL SECRETARY,

AND SHE LIVES IN FT. WORTH.

AND I'M GONNA GO
OVER THERE... LATER.

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO

IN THE MEANTIME? YEAH.

YOU CAN GO TO WORK.

OTHERWISE, YOU'RE
GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB,

AND AT THIS POINT,

YOU REALLY NEED A HUSBAND.

AT LEAST ONE.

DO YOU EVER STOP
WITH THE WISECRACKS?

[CHUCKLES] BOBBY...
IT'S IN LIEU OF A BILL.

HONEY, I'VE GOTTA
GO TALK TO SOMEBODY.

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE
HAVING THIS MEETING.

WELL, YOU CAME LOOKIN'
FOR ME YESTERDAY.

THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

I WANTED TO TALK TO PAMELA.

WELL, YOU SPENT A
GOOD DEAL OF TIME

TALKIN' TO MY BROTHER.

HE WAS POLITE.

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

YOU KNOW, I SUPPOSE

YOU RICH PEOPLE THINK
EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE.

DID IT EVER OCCUR TO A EWING

THAT A WIFE'S NOT A NEW CAR

OR A DIAMOND-STUDDED WATCH?

IT'S A VERY NICE SPEECH,
MR. HAYNES. WELL DONE.

HOW MUCH?

I LOVED PAMELA
WHEN I MARRIED HER.

AND I THOUGHT ABOUT HER
EVERY DAY I WAS OVERSEAS.

AND I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH HER.

HOW MUCH?

IS SHE ON THE BLOCK, EWING?

DO YOU PEOPLE STILL DO
THAT THING DOWN HERE?

IF SHE IS, YOU PUT HER THERE.

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HEAR WELL.

MUST BE THE SOUND
OF ALL THOSE OIL WELLS.

MAYBE YOU'RE
HARD-OF-HEARING NOW.

$10,000.

YOU SICKEN ME.

NOW, YOU ARE CAUSIN'
ME AND MY FAMILY

A GREAT DEAL OF
TROUBLE, MR. HAYNES,

AND I WANT YOU OUT OF DALLAS!

HIT ME. I'M SURE THE
NEWSPAPERS'D LOVE IT.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

I GOTTA TALK TO YOU, ED.

DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS?

YOU WANT TO BLOW
THIS WHOLE THING?

YEAH, I KNOW WHO THAT
WAS. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

HE WAS AT THE OFFICE.

NOW, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
NOTHIN' ABOUT NO EWINGS.

YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
HOLD UP THAT BARNES GIRL

FOR A COUPLE OF HUNDRED BUCKS.

SOMETHIN' EASY, SOMETHIN' QUICK.

I'M TELLIN' YOU, HARRY,

I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.

ED, THOSE PEOPLE... THEY
GOT HIGH-PRICED LAWYERS.

THEY GOT PRIVATE DETECTIVES.

AND WHAT ABOUT THAT
FILE UP IN FT. WORTH?

IT'S AT THE BOTTOM
OF WHITE ROCK LAKE.

OH, I DON'T KNOW. I
STILL DON'T LIKE IT.

I STUMBLED ONTO SOMETHING.
THERE'S A FAMILY FEUD.

THE OLDER BROTHER AND
THE YOUNGER BROTHER

DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE.

SO IF I PLAY THIS RIGHT,

WE CAN WALK AWAY WITH $100,000.

AND, HARRY, YOU GET 10% OF THAT.

WELL, THAT OUGHT TO KEEP YOU

WITH THE $100 WOMEN FOR A WHILE.

THAT OUGHT TO KEEP
A COUPLE OF GUYS

FROM DRIVING ALL THE WAY

FROM ATLANTIC CITY
TO BREAK YOUR LEGS.

YEAH.

OK.

OK. THANK YOU, KELLER.

LOOK, I'M SORRY TO BOTHER
YOU AT HOME LIKE THAT,

OK. SAME TO YOU. AND
MY LOVE TO YOUR WIFE.

BYE-BYE.

[SIGHS]

BOBBY... WE MISSED
YOU AND PAMELA

AT DINNER TONIGHT.

WELL, WE HAD DINNER
IN TOWN, SUE ELLEN.

YEAH, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.

[SNICKERS] JUST WHAT
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND?

THIS WHOLE THING IS PROBABLY

VERY EMBARRASIN' TO YOU.

AND A FAMILY DINNER
CAN BE VERY TRYIN'.

PLEASE, SUE ELLEN,
I DON'T NEED THIS

FROM YOU TONIGHT.

WELL, I AM CONCERNED

ABOUT YOUR BUILDIN'
PROJECT, NOW.

I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA
STARVE WITHOUT IT.

NO, OF COURSE YOU'RE
NOT GONNA STARVE.

CAN'T SEE BOBBY
EWING ON WELFARE.

BUT DAD'S GONNA BE PRETTY UPSET

IF THIS WHOLE SCHOOL
THING FALLS APART.

WE'VE BUILT IT UP PRETTY
BIG FOR YOUR SAKE, BOB.

ARE YOU SUGGESTING

THAT I TURN PAMELA
OVER TO HAYNES

JUST SO I CAN BUILD
THAT SCHOOL, J.R.?

I THINK YOU KNOW
MY ANSWER TO THAT.

YES, I THINK I DO.

REVEREND THORNWOOD
IS NOT SO ANXIOUS

ABOUT DOIN' BUSINESS WITH
THE HUSBAND OF A BIGAMIST.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT SO
MUCH THAT IT'S IMMORAL.

THE REVEREND FEELS
THAT IF A MAN IS INCAPABLE

OF, UH, HANDLIN' HIS
FAMILY, HE'S ALSO INCAPABLE

OF, UH, HANDLIN' HIS BUSINESS.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF GALL

SHOWIN' UP AROUND HERE.

JOCK, PLEASE DON'T
AGGRAVATE YOURSELF.

NOW, GET THE HELL
OUTTA MY HOUSE.

GOOD EVENING, MRS. EWING.

MR. BARNES, MY
HUSBAND'S RECOVERING

FROM VERY SERIOUS SURGERY.

IT WOULD'VE BEEN
BETTER IF YOU'D CALLED.

I AM SORRY, BUT I
NEED TO SEE MY SISTER.

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

CLIFF. UM, I'LL GO GET PAMELA.

EXCUSE ME.

[CHUCKLES] IT'S NICE TO
SEE YOU AGAIN, SUE ELLEN.

THANK YOU. YOU DO HAVE A WAY

OF POPPIN' UP AT
THE ODDEST TIMES.

LIKE A DEFECTIVE TOASTER?

WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK
AT ALL DEFECTIVE TO ME.

[CHUCKLES] AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I'M IN MINT CONDITION.

YES, I'M, UH... I'M
SURE YOU ARE.

ARE YOU PAM'S BROTHER?

THAT'S RIGHT.

MMM. YOU'RE NOT BAD.

[CHUCKLES]

Pamela: CLIFF?

WHAT DID YOU FIND
OUT IN FT. WORTH?

NOTHING.

THE SECRETARY HAD
THE ATTORNEY'S FILES,

BUT NOTHING ON THE ANNULMENT.

BUT, CLIFF, HOW CAN THAT BE?

I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS DIGGER MESSED UP.

DO WE HAVE ANY OPTIONS?

ONLY ONE. AND WHAT IS IT?

I CAN RECOMMEND AN ATTORNEY.

SHE'S GONNA NEED ONE.

THANK YOU.

MMM. THAT'S GOOD BLACK COFFEE.

LOOK AT THAT. SOLID AS A ROCK.

DADDY, WE KNOW YOU'RE SOBER.

JUST AS I WAS WHEN I FILED
THOSE ANNULMENT PAPERS

IN THAT CIGAR BOX.

THE FACT IS, THERE ARE NO PAPERS

AND PAM COULD BE
CHARGED WITH BIGAMY.

WELL, THEN WHAT DO YOU
SUGGEST, COUNSELOR?

WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON HOW NASTY

HAYNES WANTS TO GET.

WELL, HE WANTS MONEY.
I'M CONVINCED OF THAT.

WHAT DID YOU OFFER HIM?

$10,000.

$10,000? IS THAT ALL
IT'S WORTH TO YOU

TO KEEP PAMELA OUT OF JAIL?

UH... LOOK, NOBODY'S
GONNA GO TO JAIL.

JUST COULD BE A RATHER
UNPLEASANT SCANDAL,

MAYBE A TRIAL.

THEN THE NEXT STEP
IS TO UP THE ANTE.

NO.

HONEY, YOU KNOW HE'S NOT SERIOUS

ABOUT WANTING YOU BACK.

NOW, I TALKED TO KELLER
AT THE V.A. LAST NIGHT.

HAYNES HAS BEEN
OUT OF THE HOSPITAL

FOR 2 YEARS.

SO HE DIDN'T JUST
COME RUNNING BACK

TO CLAIM HIS WIFE.

THAT MIGHT BE
ADVANTAGEOUS IN COURT,

BUT IT'S NOT GONNA
STOP A MESSY SCANDAL.

WELL, I DON'T WANT
PAMELA INVOLVED

IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

SO I'LL PAY WHATEVER HE WANTS.

I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM,

SETTLE THIS MAN TO MAN.

DIGGER, THANK YOU,

BUT THERE'S REALLY
NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO.

DESPITE WHAT YOUR FATHER
WOULD LIKE TO BELIEVE,

I'M NOT DEAD YET,

AND IF YOU THINK,
AS YOU SEEM TO,

THAT... I MISLAID THOSE PAPERS
IN SOME DRUNKEN STUPOR,

THEN, DAMN IT, GIVE ME A
CHANCE TO... HELP MY DAUGHTER.

OH, DADDY... THANK YOU.

BUT IT JUST WON'T WORK.

YOU BETTER GO. HAVEN'T
YOU GOT A MEETING

WITH THE, UH,
REVEREND... BARRACUDA.

WELL...

WELL, DON'T LOOK
LIKE IT'S A FUNERAL.

ONE OF US WILL
THINK OF SOMETHIN'.

CLIFF, DO YOU HAVE YOUR CAR?

YEAH.

I WANT YOU TO DRIVE
ME OUT TO SEE HAYNES.

NOW, WAIT, DADDY.

CLIFF... PAMELA'S
MARRIAGE TO BOBBY EWING

IS VERY PAINFUL FOR ME.

BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO SEE HER
SUFFER THROUGH A SCANDAL

BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I
MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE.

I'VE GOTTA TRY AND HELP HER.

OK, DAD.

HELLO. WOULD YOU PLEASE

RING MR. ED HAYNES' ROOM FOR ME?

YES. THANK YOU.

HELLO?

ED?

IT'S PAMELA.

DADDY.

I'M GONNA FIND OUT
WHAT ROOM HE'S IN.

I'M COMIN' WITH YOU. NO.

I'M NOT GONNA LET
YOU MEET HIM ALONE.

ARE YOU MR. ED HAYNES?

WHY?

YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER ME...

YEAH, I REMEMBER
YOU, MR. BARNES.

YOU TOOK MY WIFE AWAY FROM ME.

YOU HAD NO BUSINESS
MARRYIN' HER.

SHE WAS JUST A BABY.

NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' BACK HERE?

WHY ARE YOU MAKIN'
TROUBLE FOR PAMELA?

BARNES, I'M IN A HURRY.

I WANT YOU TO STOP
BOTHERIN' MY DAUGHTER.

GET YOUR HAND OFF ME, YOU DRUNK.

I'M NOT DRUNK!

WHY DID HE CALL YOU A DRUNK?

I DON'T KNOW.

YEAH, BUT, DAD,

IF HE'S NEVER SEEN YOU DRUNK...

OF COURSE.

REVEREND, I CAN ASSURE YOU

THAT THIS SCHOOL
WILL FULFILL THE DREAMS

THE CHURCH HAD WHEN
THE WHOLE PROJECT BEGAN.

MR. EWING... WE APPRECIATE
ALL OF YOUR EFFORTS.

BUT FRANKLY, WE'RE
HERE ONLY AS A COURTESY.

WE OWE THAT MUCH TO SUE ELLEN.

I'M AFRAID I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOUR WIFE.

WE CAN'T HAVE THAT
KIND OF... SCANDAL.

REVEREND...

WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT THE BEST PLANS

AND THE BEST ARCHITECT.

AND IF THIS WHOLE PROJECT
DEPENDS ON WHAT MY WIFE

DID OR DIDN'T DO...

THEN YOU CAN TAKE THESE PLANS...

I'M SORRY, SIR, YOU CAN'T GO IN.

YOUNG WOMAN, LET GO OF ME.

CONNIE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
DIGGER, WHAT IS IT?

PAM'S ANNULMENT PAPERS.
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

JUST A MINUTE. CONNIE, IF
YOU'LL SEE TO THESE PEOPLE.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING THEY
NEED, JUST LET THEM HAVE IT.

COME ON, DIGGER.

DIGGER, WHAT IS IT?

WELL, HAYNES WAS WITH ME

AT THE HOUSE THE OTHER NIGHT.

NOW, I WAS DRUNK.

I WAS SHOWIN' HIM SOME PICTURES

IN THE CIGAR BOX.

YOU MEAN HE STOLE YOUR
COPY OF THE ANNULMENT PAPERS?

BOBBY... I'M CONVINCED

THAT DIGGER'S TELLIN' THE TRUTH.

WELL, IF DIGGER HAD A COPY,

THEN THERE'S
GOTTA BE ONE ON FILE

AT THE RECORDS OFFICE.

I THINK WE'D BETTER GO
TALK TO MR. RIDDLIN AGAIN.

YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE,
AND WE'LL BE BACK.

HERE. GO RIGHT ON IN
HERE IN J.R.'s OFFICE, DIGGER,

AND YOU JUST MAKE
YOURSELF AT HOME.

HE WON'T BE BACK THE WHOLE DAY.

I'M SURPRISED.

WHY?

THOUGHT YOU'D
PROBABLY BRING EWING

OR, UH... SOME REINFORCEMENTS.

NO.

THAT'S WHY I CAME TO SEE YOU.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU CAUSED ME A LOT OF TROUBLE

WITH THE EWING FAMILY.

OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU CARED.

THEY HAD A BIG MEETING.

YOU KNOW... FAMILY AND LAWYERS?

REALLY.

GAVE ME QUITE A JOLT,

SHOWIN' UP THE WAY YOU DID.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'M GONNA NEED
SOMEONE I CAN LEAN ON

FOR A WHILE, ED.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU
MEAN TO TELL ME

YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE EWING?

LEAVING?! THEY KICKED ME OUT!

WELL, HOW MUCH MONEY
ARE THEY GONNA PAY YOU?

I'M NOT GONNA SEE A DOLLAR.

ALL I'VE GOT IS THAT
CRUMMY LITTLE JOB.

NO MONEY? NO NOTHING
FROM THOSE PEOPLE?

DOESN'T MATTER.

THINK IF I'D SPENT ANOTHER
DAY ON THAT RANCH,

I'D HAVE GONE OUT OF MY MIND.

WELL, I'M GLAD... YOU
CAME THE WAY YOU DID.

I'LL COME TO YOU TONIGHT, ED.

GET ME OUT OF
DALLAS RIGHT AWAY. OK?

OF COURSE I WILL.

I'LL BE WAITING FOR
YOU AT THE MOTEL.

WELL, THAT'S A LIE.

WHO LIFTED THE
PAPERS IN FT. WORTH?

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

I'LL GET A COURT ORDER.

I'LL TURN THIS
PLACE UPSIDE DOWN.

GO AHEAD. YOU
WON'T FIND NOTHIN'.

LET ME TALK TO HIM.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

SURE. YOU'RE BOBBY EWING.

THAT'S ONE RIGHT. NOW,
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE

FOR US TO SETTLE
THIS THING PEACEFULLY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PEACEFULLY?

YOU'RE NOT FROM
AROUND HERE, ARE YOU?

NO. BACK EAST?

SO WHAT?

WELL, WE DO THINGS A
LITTLE DIFFERENT HERE.

DID YOU DRIVE HERE? YEAH.

THEN YOU PROBABLY NOTICED

YOU COULD DRIVE A GOOD
HALF DAY IN THIS STATE

AND NOT SEE A LIVIN' SOUL.

NO WATER FOR MILES.

JUST PLAIN DIRT AS
FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.

WHAT, IS THIS A
THREAT OR SOMETHIN'?

LOOK, I'M JUST SAYIN'

THAT A MAN LEFT OUT THERE ALONE

MIGHT NOT EVER BE
HEARD FROM AGAIN.

HEY, LOOK, UH...

IF I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS,

I'M GONNA GET IN BIG TROUBLE.

OPEN YOUR EYES, RIDDLIN.
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW,

AND YOU JUST MIGHT
GET OUT OF THIS

WITH PLANE FARE
AND A LITTLE EXTRA.

OK, OK. UH... I MADE A COPY

OF THE ANNULMENT
PAPERS FOR MYSELF.

FOR PROTECTION.

HAYNES!

THE PIGEON'S FLOWN
THE COOP, BOBBY.

OH, HE PACKED UP
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

LIT OUTTA HERE LIKE
SOMEONE WAS CHASIN' HIM.

YEAH, WELL, SOMEBODY WAS.

SO I TOOK A COPY OF
THE ANNULMENT PAPERS

OVER TO THE HOTEL

TO WAVE 'EM UNDER HAYNES'S NOSE,

BUT HE WAS GONE. HE CHECKED OUT.

WELL, MAYBE RIDDLIN WARNED HIM.

WELL... IT'S OVER NOW.

DOESN'T MATTER.

Sue Ellen: THE REVEREND CALLED.

AND YOU GOT THE CONTRACT.

[CHUCKLING] OH, WELL,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SUE ELLEN.

MMM. YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING

TO HELP THE FAMILY.

WELL, BOBBY...

YOU'VE FINALLY GOT A
CHANCE TO PROVE YOURSELF.

SO DO IT.

WELL, I'M GLAD IT'S OVER.

PAMELA, WHAT AN AWFUL MAN

TO PUT YOU THROUGH ALL THAT.

LUCY, I THINK YOU CAN LEARN

SOMETHING FROM THIS.

GRANDMA! I'D NEVER GET
INTO THAT KIND OF TROUBLE.

NO, BUT I CAN COUNT ON YOU

TO FIND SOME OTHER
KIND OF TROUBLE.

[SIGHS]

WELL, BOBBY, WHAT
I WANT TO KNOW IS,

WHAT WAS DIGGER
BARNES DOIN' IN MY OFFICE,

SLEEPIN' ON MY COUCH?

WELL, J.R., I COULDN'T
VERY WELL PUT HIM IN WITH

SUE ELLEN'S CHURCH
GROUP, NOW, COULD I?

[FAMILY CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLING]

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

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