Dallas (1978–1991): Season 14, Episode 15 - Win Some, Lose Some - full transcript

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- We're looking for Marjory Taylor.
- She's not here.

We'll try back again later.

Been a long time since I played
hardball and I'm getting to miss it.

You son of a bitch.

Coming from you, that's
a compliment, senator.

All right, consider
the nomination stalled.

You said she was
coming for a visit.

No, that's Hillary.
She's my stepmother.

We got her.

What? What did you find?



Something that will bring
her walls tumbling down...

and as an added bonus, I get
my old friend Barnes as well.

Oh, my God.

Just isn't any fun
sleeping alone.

Good night, J.R.
Pleasant dreams.

What is this? This
doesn't belong to me.

This, my dear, is a pawn ticket.

Yeah, but how did it get there? I
never pawned anything in my life.

- Well?
- Well what?

I know it was too late last
night when we found this...

but that pawnshop has
to be open this morning.

Yeah, I imagine it probably is.

Why aren't we going
to see what this is for?

Because I don't want you any
more involved than you already are.



Ohh. Aren't you even curious?

I can't stand it.

I'm beginning to think we should
turn the whole thing over to the police.

And tell them what? That
somebody left it in my purse?

Besides, I thought you
didn't want me to get involved.

Come on, let's just go see what
it is. We can always tell the police.

You are very bad.

You finally noticed.

Well? Are we going?

Uh... Yes, we'll go.

Perfect. But let's at least
get there before they close.

Good morning.

How come you left
so early this morning?

Oh, I didn't sleep
home last night.

I was at the motorcycle
shop tuning an engine.

By the time I finished, the
engine was really purring.

- Why don't you two sit down and join us?
- Why don't you introduce us?

Sure, this is DeeDee.

This is my father, J.R.,
my cousin Christopher...

and this is Michelle.

Mrs. Beaumont.

Well, hey, it's, like, really
a pleasure to meet you all.

And James has told
me a lot about you.

While you were on a break
from engine tuning, no doubt.

Man, why didn't you tell me
you lived in a place like this?

Wow. You must really be rich.

No, no, it's a family ranch.

Oh. Heh, heh.

You find it nice, DeeDee?

Oh, are you kidding?
This is really hot.

I mean, like, you ought
to see the dump I live in.

I can imagine.

Would you like me
to show you around?

Yeah, sure.

Come on.

Did James tell you
anything about the ranch?

No. Uh-uh.

Well, you know, as far as you
can see is part of Southfork.

- No kidding.
- No, I wouldn't kid you, DeeDee.

I don't suppose you
have a pool at your place.

No, I'm lucky I have
indoor plumbing.

- But you do know how to swim?
- Oh, yeah, sure.

Didn't anyone ever
tell you that it isn't

nice to keep a married
man out all night long?

Especially my married man.

Oh!

Now, that is no way
to treat my guest.

You wouldn't dare.

Oh, yeah.

You better do something...

- they're gonna drown each other.
- Get her, James.

Come on.

Things are starting to
get fun around here again.

Yeah, just like
the good old days.

Just because it's taking
forever doesn't mean...

- you won't get the appointment.
- I don't know.

This Senator Garrity, all of a
sudden he's just dragging his feet.

He's going back
into my past 15 years.

I don't understand, that's got
nothing to do with anything.

Senator Garrity? Did you
have trouble with him before?

No. No. I mean, this
whole thing just started.

I think I'm getting worried.

Well, just hang in there.

- I'm sure you'll get the appointment.
- I don't know.

I hope so.

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

- I love you.
- I love you too. Bye-bye.

Bye.

Can I give him the ticket?

You are really eating
this up, aren't you?

I love it.

Good morning. I already
moved all your things into J.R.'s...

Ah, I mean, your new office.

Thanks. Are there any messages?

Michelle wanted to see
you as soon as you got in.

You mean "Mrs. Beaumont."

Yes. Mrs. Beaumont
would like to see you.

Fine. Tell her I'm in my office.

How could you do that to me?

Do what? Throw you in the pool?

Bring that bimbo to our
home. Make me look like a fool.

You didn't need
any help from me.

I'm gonna get you for
that, James. I swear.

Why? It isn't like we have
a real marriage or anything.

And, anyway, it was kind of
funny. I wondered what you'd do.

- Oh, well, you found out, didn't you?
- Yeah, it was pretty good.

I like your spirit.

How nice. Do you think you're the
only one that can pull something like that?

How would you like to come home and
find me with someone fine-tuning my engine?

Hey, be my guest. I'm not
gonna be there much anyway.

You know what?

I think it'd really bother you.

Well, we'll never know, will we?

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a business to run.

Oh, that's funny.
That is really funny.

You don't know any more
about the oil business than I do.

Let me tell you something. I know
a lot, and what I don't know I'll learn.

- Oh, from whom?
- From J.R., that's who.

He's already given me some pretty
good tips and they've all panned out.

Ugh!

Are you that dumb?

Do you really believe J.R.
would do anything to help you?

What he's doing is
setting you up for a fall.

You're wrong.

For one thing, J.R. would never
do anything to hurt Ewing Oil.

Even our Ewing Oil. And,
you know what, neither would I.

- I don't believe this.
- Well, I'll give you something to believe.

I'm gonna make a success
of this, with or without you.

Listen, Einstein, don't push me.

You own 50 percent just
as long as we're married.

If you wanna keep it, you'd
better clean up your act.

Any questions?

Yeah. Is the chlorine from the
pool gonna affect your hair color?

Don't get too
comfortable, James...

you may not be around for long.

Well, one of us might not be.

So open it.

It's locked and we don't
have the combination, dear.

How hard could that lack be?

Hold this.

Uh... Okay.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

What do we do now?

Did you have any idea
Dana was mixed up in this?

I don't think she was. She just
used to go out with big spenders...

but she never touched
anything. I know that.

Well, now we know what
these boys were after.

And we also know that her date didn't
put that pawn ticket in your purse...

without intending
to come back for it.

Which means they sure as hell
didn't take some trip to Acapulco.

- Bobby.
- Shh, shh, shh.

What do we do now?

Hang on a second.

- Wait a minute, what are you doing?
- Just hang on.

You get in the car.

I'm gonna put this
out of circulation.

Very cool.

Yeah.

J.R. Yeah? JACKIE: Elizabeth
Adams is here to see you.

Oh, good. Show her in.

Hi. Good to see you.

How's Cliff? Have you
heard from him lately?

Uh, please, sit down.

I'll Stand.

Oh, you're upset. Well,
I really can't blame you.

I'm as surprised as you are that
he hasn't gotten confirmed yet.

Why don't you cut the act, J.R.?

I'm willing to sell you
Ace Geophysical, all right?

Well, that's wonderful.

But, you know,
I've been thinking...

I'm not sure that your company
is worth what I first offered...

so I may have to
lower my bid a bit.

You're good to the
last drop, aren't you?

Oh, don't be bitter. We're
both gonna get what we want.

Let's just do some business.

I'll have my attorneys draw up the
papers. They'll be ready tomorrow.

Tomorrow will be just fine.

Oh, they'll be ready...

but we won't sign them till the
day Cliff is appointed energy czar.

I can understand what
Cliff sees in you, but

for the life of me, I
cannot understand...

what a smart woman like
you sees in a clown like that.

Someone worth 10 of you.

Well, market values
change every day.

Would you like a drink
to celebrate our deal?

No, I have to do business with
you, I don't have to drink with you.

But what goes around
comes around, J.R.

Someday Cliff and I
will return this little favor.

When Cliff finds out who
you sold your company to...

there's not gonna
be a Cliff and you.

Damn shame.

Oh, good. We're
still in time for dinner.

James, you remember Derrick.

And this is my father-in-law,
the famous J.R. Ewing.

Well, it's a real honor, Mr. Ewing.
I've heard about you for years.

Have you now?

Derrick and I still
have a lot of work left.

We just stopped
by to have dinner.

We have to get
back to the office.

I didn't realize how busy
Ewing Oil was gonna keep me.

Shall we go in?

Say, Darren, why don't you go into
the dining room? We'll join you shortly.

It's Derrick.

Whatever.

Go on.

Now, I'm gonna tell
you two something...

and I'm only gonna say it
once so you better pay attention.

My daddy built this house...

and there are certain traditions
and values that we live by here.

I won't have you making
a mockery of them.

If you're gonna be
married, you act married.

And I don't want you showing up here
with some stranger, you understand that?

If you were so outraged...

why didn't you say something
when he brought that bimbo home?

Well, that's simple, honey.
James is a blood Ewing, you're not.

Being a Ewing has certain
privileges, and you don't.

Now, you'd better start acting
married or get the hell out.

You have my word on it, Daddy.

Good.

Let's go into dinner.

You know, I really
like that. Heh, heh.

I guess family really does
mean something to you.

Of course it does.

Jory?

Here.

Come on.

I don't want you spending any
more time here than necessary.

You still thinking
about this afternoon?

No.

Then what is it?

I heard from my mother.

- Her plans have changed.
- She's not coming for your birthday?

No, she's still coming. It's just that she
only has a few hours between planes.

I got all that dumb food, and
I made all these plans for us.

What happened? Why'd
she change her plans?

I don't know. Something
about business somewhere.

Is she at least gonna
arrive at a civilized hour?

She lands at noon and
then she takes off again at 2...

which means, by the
time I get to see her,

I'll be lucky if I spend
15 minutes with her.

God knows when we're
gonna see each other again.

Come on, now.

At least she's coming. You know,
15 minutes could be mighty important.

Yeah, I guess it's
better than nothing.

If you'd like, I'll drive you to the
airport. I'd like to meet your mother.

That would be great.
I'd like you to meet her.

Fine. Then it's settled.

Come on, let's go to dinner.
I have an enormous appetite.

Well, I don't wanna be the
one to keep you from your food.

They weren't very happy about
it. Tonight is a really busy night.

Now, you listen to me.

If those guys knew where you lived,
chances are, they know where you work.

It's safer if you stay
away for a while.

Well, they said I could
have the week off.

Good. When we're done with dinner,
I'm gonna check you into a hotel.

Don't you think you're
overdoing it just a little?

No, I don't. Jory, this could
be very dangerous for you.

Look, I appreciate everything
that you've been doing...

but why are you even
getting involved in this?

I mean, we barely
know each other...

and you're going to an
awful lot of trouble for me.

I don't know, maybe it's because
I'm the last of the good guys, huh?

You don't want your mom
coming to the airport...

and you not being
there to meet her, right?

Oh, that's for sure.

So am I staying at
this hotel by myself?

Yes. And I'm gonna keep
an eye on things at the beach.

You know, what are we gonna do about Kit?
I don't think she should be there either.

Oh, I don't think she's gonna
be back for two or three days.

Bobby?

What do you say, man?
What are you doing in L.A.?

- Hello, Mark, how are you?
- Full Speed ahead.

I'm sorry about what
happened in Paris, man.

Uh, Mark Harris, this is
Jory Taylor. Jory, this is Mark.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Mark and I met in Paris.

Team Ewing.

Only we went broke
real fast after you left.

So it was goodbye,
Paris, hello, L.A.

Uh, what were you doing in Paris,
Mark? Are you an exchange student?

Mm-mm. I was trying to get
into the junior Tour de France.

Bobby sponsored us for a while.

So you're back in school now?

Yeah, I'm working here to make
enough bread to go back next summer.

But what are you doing here?
I thought you were from Texas.

Well, I'm just trying to
get my life back together.

Put things in perspective.

I rented a house at the
beach and Jory's my neighbor.

Sounds cool.

Mark, bus Table 5, please.

I'd better get back to work.
Good to see you, Bobby.

And if you need any help again, I
hang out at the point after school.

I got it. I'll see you later.

Team Ewing forever.

What was that all about?

- Mark?
- Team Ewing? What does that mean?

That's what he and his friends
called themselves in France.

I never did find out why.

You know, it occurs to me that
you know so much about me...

and I don't know
anything about you.

Like, why were you in France?

Does it ever rain here?

No, not much. Why?

Because that is
a rainy-day story.

Why won't you
talk about yourself?

All right, all right. If it's
so important to you...

when we finish dinner, I will tell you
the whole Bobby Southworth story.

I'm finished.

Do you mind if I
pay for our dinner?

Um, miss? Check, please.

I don't know what
you're expecting, Jory...

but I have a feeling you
may be disappointed.

I'll be the judge of that.

- Well, things certainly changed fast.
- I don't know what happened.

All of a sudden, this Garrity
is the best friend I've ever had.

I suppose he finally realized
how right you were for the job.

Ha, ha. Whatever.

Anyway, congratulations,
Mr. Energy Czar.

- How soon will you be home?
- I'll be home as soon as I possibly can.

I got some things I gotta clean up
here. I gotta look for offices, you know.

I miss you.

I miss you too. When I get back,
the first thing we're gonna do...

is have the biggest wedding
Dallas has ever seen.

I love you, Cliff,
you know that.

And I love you. I
can't wait to see you.

- And I'll call you tomorrow.
- Good night.

Now, aren't you glad you called?
I told you they'd confirm him.

And that just fills your little
heart with joy, doesn't it?

Well, it will, as soon as you
sign this sales agreement.

And this fat little
check here...

is gonna provide you and Cliff
with one hell of a honeymoon.

Why was it so important
for you to get my company?

It's not very big. It doesn't
do anything important.

Well, you have some hardware
that's real important to me.

All of our equipment is on
lease, you can't use any of it.

Well, actually, it's who's
leasing it that's important.

You see, there's a company in
Venezuela called De La Vega Oil...

and they are ones that are
leasing those drilling platforms.

So?

So when I cancel those
leases and yank these rigs...

one Mrs. De La Vega is
gonna be sitting on a pool of oil...

and she won't
be able to get at it.

So you used me and Cliff...

just to get some stupid revenge on
the woman who bought your company?

Revenge is never
stupid, darling.

It's the single most
satisfying feeling in the world.

Now, if I were you, I wouldn't tell
Cliff that you sold your company to me.

It might not make him too happy.

He's still head of the ORC.
There's no way he won't find out.

Yeah, I guess I did kill two
birds with one stone, didn't I?

But as dumb as Cliff is...

I'm sure you'll be able to convince
him that it was all for the best.

Kit.

- Kit, are you all right?
- Oh, God. I guess so.

- What happened?
- I don't know exactly.

Sit down. Sit down right here.

We were sitting here talking
and these guys broke in.

- Wait a minute. Was Jory here?
- Yeah.

She came by to get her
car and some clothes.

- Did they take her?
- I guess so.

One of them hit me with something
and all I remember is her yelling.

Did one of them have
his hair in a ponytail?

- Yeah.
- I knew it.

What do they want
with her? Do you know?

Should we call the police?

Yeah, I will, but I wanna
get you to the hospital first.

- I'm all right.
- I'm not gonna take any chances.

I'm really worried about Jory.
- Come on.

Ta-dum.

May I have the pleasure
of introducing to you...

the next energy czar
of these United States?

The right man for the right
job, that's what I always say.

And I say I missed
the hell out of you.

Come here.

Oh...

Welcome home.

Home?

Mm-mm. No, this isn't a home.

I have to make arrangements
to sell this place...

because home is
gonna be Georgetown.

Maybe Virginia.

Sounds good to me.

Why don't you open the champagne,
and we can start the celebration?

Because I've made reservations
at the best restaurant in Dallas...

and we're gonna go there, and
we're gonna have a nice dinner...

and along talk about guest lists
and invitations and wedding gowns...

- Right now?
- Yeah, right now, yeah.

And we have to talk about a
honeymoon. Go someplace special.

Maybe a cruise.
You pick the place.

Well, I'll really have
to think about it.

Don't take too
long. Time's wasting.

I'm moving out, Bobby. I
don't want any part of this.

Jory said you
were out of town...

or I'd have moved you
into the same hotel with her.

A lot of good it did her.

I'm sorry.

But when you found those drugs you
should have called the cops right then.

Yeah, maybe 50, but I was trying to
keep Jory from getting involved in this.

Why? Why do you even care?

What aren't you telling us?

Shh.

All right, who's there?

Bro, your name's Southworth?

Come on up in the light.

Come into the light.

Oh, easy, man.

If you're Southworth, I
got something for you.

- What is it?
- A letter.

Some dude gave
me 10 to deliver it.

So, like, you want it or not?

Hey, could you point that
thing somewhere else?

It's fine right where it
is. Hand me the letter.

Later, dude.

Are you a flare or something?
Did you use Jory to get these guys?

No, I never expected
anything like this to happen.

What is it? A ransom note?

They know I took something
that belongs to them.

They want it back or
a half million dollars.

A half a million dollars?
Who's got that kind of money?

I can get it.

They want me to meet them tomorrow
with the money. They'll trade Jory for it.

But they want me to
meet them at noon.

What's wrong with that?

That's when her
mother's plane lands.

What difference does it make?

Yeah.

That sounds great. Yeah.

Yeah, I got it all.

Yeah, it sounds
like a great idea.

What was that about?

It was J.R. He was just giving
me the names of companies...

that he thought would
be perfect for Ewing Oil.

Again.

Well, don't expect to use any of my
money to buy something J.R. recommends.

Oh, this is on the up
and up. I guarantee it.

You two are really
buddy-buddy now, aren't you?

Yeah. And if you don't
like it, that's too bad.

Well, we'll see if
it's too bad or not.

Don't bother hurrying home
tonight, I have some plans.

Pretty good evening, huh?
- Mm-hm.

I'll tell you, I think
everybody knows.

I've only been to that restaurant twice
and we got the best table in the house.

One of the benefits of
being the energy czar.

- How about a brandy?
- Yeah, why not?

I wish old Ewing could
have been there to see that.

No, I don't. To hell with him.

He's gonna love it that I
resigned from the ORC.

Oh, I'm sure.

One thing I've been
thinking about...

simply because I cannot
have a conflict of interest...

you're gonna have to move on
selling your brother's company.

Well, in that case, I have some
good news. I've already sold it.

You did? Wow, you were a
busy girl when I was gone.

- Did you get a good price?
- Pretty good.

- Who'd you sell it to?
- J.R. Ewing.

No, you didn't.

What difference does
it make who I sold it to?

Because you know
how I feel about him.

Now he's spreading it around that you
had to sell the company and he bought it...

just so he could
stick it to me again.

He paid a lot of money
just to one-up you.

I guarantee you he'd
think it was worth it.

How could you sell it to
him? Are you just stupid?

I just did it, all right?

- Now can we drop it?
- No, we can't drop it.

Why did you sell it to him?

I could have found you a
buyer. Why did you sell it to him?

- I did it for you.
- You did it for me? That's so much crap.

J.R. got to Garrity.

The only way you were going to get your
appointment was if I sold him my company.

I can't believe that.

Well, it's true.

I earned that job.

I was the best man for that job.

That's right, you were.

No.

J.R. was the best man.

The one thing that I thought
I had earned all by myself...

and you had to get it for me.

And you had to give into
J.R. to do it, and he knows it.

And he knows it.

So what?

Is that all you really care about, you
and J.R. playing your stupid games?

Well, I am not gonna be
caught in the middle anymore.

You know, I thought we really had
something special, but I was wrong.

You are just as mean
and as small as he is.

And you're not the sort of
man I wanna spend my life with.

Why don't you put that back in the
Cracker Jack box where you found it?

Why won't you just
stay out of my life?!

Is your shower broke?

I don't know, I didn't try it.

- What the hell are you doing in here?
- I wanted to ask you a question.

Yeah?

James thinks I'm
putting on weight.

What do you think?

I think you're a
conniving little bitch.

I'm finally getting my son back,
and if you think a night with you...

is more important than that,
then you're also a stupid little bitch.

I know what your problem is.

You're afraid you can't
handle somebody like me.

I can handle you by
beating you off Southfork...

- if you ever try a stunt like this again.
- I don't think so.

I know you. Maybe not tonight...

but one of these days.

Lieutenant Harrigan, please.

Lieutenant Harrigan?
My name is Bobby Ewing.

We met a couple of years ago.

A little run-in with a man
named B.D. Calhoun.

Yeah, well, I know you
didn't take very kindly to it...

but I need your help.

I have an appointment to keep tomorrow,
and I think you'd better be there.

Bobby.

Bobby.

Bobby, oh, God. I
thought I missed you.

- Okay, are you all right?
- Yeah, it was awful.

Have you seen Jory?

I'm so sorry that I got
her involved in all this.

I swear, I didn't know that
John put anything in her purse.

They're real bad news, Bobby.

I think they killed John.

Jory's all right, but they
brought me back here to tell you...

they're gonna kill her
if you don't show up.

Dana, they want me to meet them
at a construction site in the Valley.

Now, how far is
that from the airport?

- Which airport?
- LAX.

Without traffic, I don't
know, an hour, maybe more.

All right, listen, I want
you to go call the police.

I have a few phone calls
to make. Now go call them.

I really am sorry.

J.R., this just arrived for you.

It was sent to Ewing Oil
and Jackie forwarded it to us.

- Oh, damn.
- Bad news?

Blackie Callahan died.

The guy that found
the gusher in Pride?

Yeah, yeah.

The funeral services are
tomorrow in Oklahoma. I'd better go.

It'd be nice if you did.

- Book me a flight, would you?
- Sure.

Well, I hope he died happy.

Hello there, Mr. Barnes.

- How are you doing?
- Okay.

- Jackie.
- Cliff, what are you doing here?

Where's Michelle?

- In Bobby's old office.
- Yeah.

Is Mrs. Beaumont expecting you?

- Who's Mrs. Beaumont?
- That's Michelle.

No, she's not expecting me,
but she'll be glad to see me.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

What is this "Mrs. Beaumont"?

Well, it's nice to see you too. And
congratulations, Mr. Energy Czar.

- Oh, yeah.
- Who'd have believed it?

You answer my
questions, I'll answer yours.

You remember James, J.R.'s son?

He and I got married.

You're kidding me.
J.R.'s your father-in-law?

Not that he's happy
about it, but, yeah.

- You two still don't like each other?
- That's a nice way of putting it.

That's good news.

That's good news...

because I'm about to cut J.R.'s
head off and hand it to him on a platter.

I thought you
might like to help.

Oh, I think I'd enjoy that.

And if we get James along
the way, that's fine too.

Ten to 1, where are they?

- Mr. Southworth?
- That's right.

Do you have something for me?

We have something for
each other, and you're late.

Just making sure you came alone.

Where is she?

- Where's the money?
- It's in the back of the car.

Move to the front of your car.

That's nice.

Are you okay? It's all
right. You're all right.

Get in the car. Get in the car.

Mr. Ewing.

Mr. Ewing! Wait, Mr. Ewing.

- Bobby, Why'd he call you Ewing?
- Hang on, Jory, I'm in a hurry.

Who the hell are you?

That boy in the restaurant, he
said something about "Team Ewing."

- What's going on?
- What's the fastest way to the airport?

- What are you talking about?
- Your mother.

I have to get there
before she leaves.

I don't understand any of this. What
do you care about my mother for?

And where did you get that money
to rescue me with? Who are you?

I'll explain everything
when we get to the airport.

Sly, I'll be home
tomorrow night. If

anybody needs me, you
know where to find me.

All right.

- Did you send flowers?
- Yes, they'll be delivered tomorrow.

Have a good flight.

It's after 2. She's gone.

Are you gonna tell me
what this is all about now?

You've been lying to me
all this time, haven't you?

Your mother and I have
some unfinished business, Jory.

But a lot of what I told you
is true, about losing my wife...

about trying to get
my life back together.

So you didn't rent the
house next door by accident...

you wanted to meet me.

You used me to get to my mother?

That's right, I did.

I didn't know a damn thing
about you. I didn't care.

Jory.

Jory.

- Jory.
- How the hell could you do that to me?

What did I ever do to you?

I cared about you and you
didn't give a damn for me.

Didn't I?

When it came down to your mother or
you, who did I choose? Who did I help?

- You'll have no idea what that cost me.
- Why did it cost you anything?

What is between
my mother and you?

I was gonna tell you
once, but not now.

Why not?

Because I don't wanna
hurt you anymore, Jory.

You take the car home. I'll have
somebody send me my things.

No, please, Bobby,
don't just leave it like this.

Don't just walk away from me.

When you see your mom again...

maybe she'll tell you what
all this is about, but I can't.

But you can tell
her one thing for me.

Tell her Bobby
Ewing saved your life.

Goodbye, Jory.

Next on Dallas:

- What do you say?
- Let's head them out.

The famous Ewing men's club.

What are you gonna do? Slap
a sex-discrimination suit on me?

Don't give me that,
I'll break you in half!

You're not over the hill yet.

Well, I guess the oil business should
be run by young men like James.

I didn't mean to bother anyone,
but I need to speak to James.

Is that the Chinese food?

Oh, jeez.

Now, that's the Cliff
Barnes that I know and love.

J.R. doesn't have a
chance against us.