Dallas (1978–1991): Season 14, Episode 1 - April in Paris - full transcript

Previously on Dallas:

I'm gonna have
J.R.'s baby, James.

I'm gonna get you,
Ewing. I'm gonna get you!

You may kiss the bride.

They all hate me.
Is that paranoid?

A gentleman's agreement.

Don't talk about me,
I don't talk about you.

Then we understand each other.

Oh, yes.

Newspapers call
her the black widow.

Oh, why?



She's a woman with
insatiable sexual appetites.

Behind my back,
my wife and my son?

James! MAN: Unh, what is this?

Dustin gave me this
paper for you to sign.

It gives me control
of that stock.

It's payback time.

He's got my release papers.

- What are you doing to me?
- Enjoy your stay.

- You little bastard. HOWARD:
I wish you hadn't done this.

This whole thing is a
mistake. I don't belong in here.

You and everybody
else we bring here.

I'm a very wealthy man. Make one call
for me, you can have anything you want.

- I want you to shut up.
- You don't understand.

I'm gonna shut you up
if you don't stop talking.



- I wanna see Dr. Wexler.
- Ain't Dr. Wexler's territory anymore.

Now, you're in big trouble, man.

- Let me out of here.
- Yell all you want.

Ain't nobody gonna
hear you down here.

Ewing?

Is that you?

I've been waiting for you.

Tomorrow, you're mine.

American Airlines flight
405 now arriving at Gate 5.

I've seen this in so many movies.
I can't believe I'm really here.

Wait till we get into Paris.

You're gonna think that Audrey
Hepburn and Cary Grant...

- are gonna come around every corner.
- Oh, I love that movie.

Oh, he was so romantic.

I think he was the
greatest-looking man that ever lived.

With the possible exception
of your husband, I hope.

I was just gonna say that.

- I'm sorry.
- No harm, no foul.

- You okay?
- I'm fine.

I must be the clumsiest woman
alive, though. Thanks for the save.

If you were Cary Grant,
and I were Audrey Hepburn...

that would definitely
be our mystery woman.

Come on.

James? JAMES: You got it.

- You did it, I can tell.
- Ah, you bet I did.

I served him the divorce papers.

Take a look at this.

The property settlement,
all signed and sealed.

I can't believe he really
signed it. How'd you do it?

If anybody understands
blackmail, it's my father.

He'd have done anything
to get out of there.

Hmm, now that he is getting out,
he's gonna be after us. You know that.

That's what I was thinking.

Which is why
he's still in there.

I don't understand.

Now, he started
making threats, heh.

So I tore up his release papers.

- You left him in there?
- He deserves it.

You know why he went
there in the first place?

To get Clayton's sister to sign
some kind of a power of attorney.

Just so he could shaft Clayton.

Should have seen his face
when they dragged him away.

But that wasn't
part of the deal.

Even J.R. doesn't deserve that.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Are you turning into
some bleeding heart?

Or maybe you've just forgotten
all the things he's done to us?

Of course I haven't. And besides,
how long do you think he'll stay in there?

- He'll get somebody to get him out.
- Heh, who?

Bobby's in Paris, Clayton
and Miss Ellie are traveling.

Lucy's in Europe, and I
switched the letter he gave to Sly.

He doesn't have
anybody left to help him.

He'll get out
eventually, you know it.

And when he does, I
don't wanna be around him.

Well, maybe you're
afraid of him. I'm not.

It's not a question of that.

I thought we were a team, that
we agreed on what we were doing.

Well, I feel good
about what I did.

And if you don't like
it, that's too damn bad.

James, you're making
a mistake. I feel it.

The only mistake I made was thinking
you felt the same way about him I did.

Uh, I guess it's about
20, 30 minutes, okay?

- That isn't bad.
- Yes, it's a beautiful ride too.

- I'll find the driver, you wait here.
- Okay.

- Hello again.
- Hi.

You don't see a sign
that says "Foley," do you?

I sure don't.

I'm off to a wonderful start.

What? Problem?

Just my usual luck.

Left one bag in London
and my limo's not here.

My driver said there's a lot of
traffic. I'm sure he'll show up.

The way things are going, he's
probably waiting for me Orly Airport.

- Maybe we can give you a lift.
- No, no, no. I can always take a taxi.

I wouldn't wish that on
anybody. Uh, we can drop you.

Ask me again and I'll say yes.

Come along with us.

Deal. Thank you.

- Where you staying?
- The Royal Monceau.

So are we, so it's
no big deal at all.

You sleep good?

You hear those doors?

They're coming to
let us out in the yard.

Only 15 minutes.

But that's gonna be the
longest 15 minutes of your life.

On your feet, Ewing, come on.

Hey, listen, I think I'll skip
the exercise today, huh?

Come on, move it.
You're going back up.

- No!
- Shut up, Morrisey.

- Must live right, Ewing.
- You mean I'm getting out here?

I guess they think you
been punished enough.

Well, get this thing
off me, will you?

I guess you're gonna have to
play all by yourself today, Morrisey.

I ain't gonna be down
here forever, Ewing.

Carry on like you
been and you will.

I'll be up there to see you.

In your dreams,
Morrisey, ha-ha-ha.

In your dreams, boy, ha-ha-ha.

I'll be up there to
see you, Ewing.

I'll be up there to see you.

I'll be up there to see you!

Thank you for the ride.

Maybe we'll see you later.
We'll have a drink or something.

Can I buy you a coffee now? There's
a café around the corner I have to see.

I thought you said this
was your first trip to Paris?

It is. My husband
told me about it.

It was his favorite, it was the first
place he was gonna take me in Paris.

- Your husband?
- He passed away last year.

Please, I really would
like some company.

Uh, tell him we'll be right back, okay?
- Certainly.

- Cup of coffee is just what I need.
- Thank you, I think it's this way.

I am sorry, Sheila, I didn't
realize that he'd killed himself.

Okay.

Sheila, are you sure you
wanna talk about this?

My shrink would say it's
good for me to get it out.

Not so sure I should be
laying it all on you, though.

Oh, no, it's all right, really.

- What part of the States are you from?
- We're from Texas.

Dallas, to be exact.

Would the Ewing be Ewing Oil?

- You know Ewing Oil?
- I've heard of it.

You've probably heard
of John's company too.

- Foley Petrotech in Odessa?
- That name rings a hell, yeah.

Well, it doesn't matter much...

except that you'll really
understand what happened.

The boom and the
bust. I understand.

John was riding high.

Banks were shoveling
money at him.

Expand, invest, make more.

It'll never end.

Only it did.

OPEC.

Flooded the market
with cheap oil.

It was all over.

And a man...

who had lived by
his word all his life...

was over his head in
bank loans he couldn't pay.

It got to a point...

he couldn't live with it.

So one day...

Anyway, I am taking this
trip as a memorial to him.

To the life we
should've had together.

Don't ever put off
your plans till tomorrow.

Remember how you feel right now.

Don't ever let anything
get in the way of that.

Ah.

Thank you. Here,
I got it, thank you.

Come.

That's all.

Mr. Ewing.

Well, you have me at a disadvantage.
I was expecting Dr. Wexler.

You're not in his
jurisdiction now.

My name is Wykoff. I handle
the more difficult cases.

Difficult? Heh.

What's so difficult about me?

Didn't you get the
message in Solitary?

We will not accept
behavior such as yours.

Threatening your
lawyer that way.

Disrupting other patients,
making bodily threats.

In the first place, that was
not my lawyer, that was my son.

Second place, he tore
up my release papers.

Now, how would you
expect me to react?

Uh, if it was your son, why would
he tear up your release papers?

Because he wants to get
me, to keep me in here.

Heh. I went over
Dr. Wexler's files on you.

It seems he was just
getting into your paranoia.

Now we can add your son to the
list of people who are out to get you.

What is it with you all
and this paranoia thing?

Your problem is you're so
used to dealing with fruitcakes...

you can't recognize the
real truth when you hear it.

You're the one in pajamas
and a robe, Mr. Ewing, not I.

So I'm sure you won't mind...

if I'm just a little bit skeptical
about your version of the truth.

Well, I don't know you real
well, so I'm gonna let that pass.

However, I am gonna
give you the last truth.

Well, since I've been
here five days or more...

shortly, my secretary, Miss Lovegren, is
gonna show up with my release papers.

And when she does...

we'll see who belongs
here and who doesn't.

Did, uh, you hear
anything from my dad yet?

Nope, but that letter he
left me explained everything.

He's fine.

Heh, see? I knew we
were worried about nothing.

Oh, he enclosed this contract
in the envelope for you to sign.

Huh, thanks.

And he left instructions.

While he and Bobby were
gone, you were to be in charge.

Well, in that case my first
order is that we close the office.

- You ladies take the rest of the day off.
- You mean it?

I insist on it.

I'd better call the answering
service and make sure they take over.

No, don't bother, anyone who
wants us can call us back tomorrow.

If you hurry, I'll take you out to lunch.
- Great.

All right, ha, ha.

- I like our new boss, ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah.

Thank you. JAMES: Sure.

How can I tell you what my problem
is when I don't have a problem?

Mr. Ewing.

The first step toward
regaining your mental health...

is facing up to the
reason that you're in here.

But I have told you the reason I'm in
here, and you choose not to believe me.

Now, that's your problem.

Trouble in the day room,
doctor. They need you.

Just stay here,
Mr. Ewing. I won't be long.

Where is everybody?

One of the girls
has to be there.

Uh, yes, Dallas, please.

The law firm of
Smithfield 8; Bennett.

Thank you.

Hello? Uh, this is
J.R. Ewing here.

I'd like to speak to
Harv Smithfield, please.

Now, I don't care what
kind of a conference he's in.

You tell him who's
on the line here.

Phone calls are strictly
forbidden, Mr. Ewing.

Oh, I was trying to call my mama.
She's just worried sick about me.

With good reason.

Don't step out of
line again, Mr. Ewing.

Unless you wanna
go back down below.

No more phone calls for me.

I promise.

The Left Bank has some
wonderful restaurants.

I think I'll stay
in this evening...

unpack and have room service.

- Why don't you come with us tonight.
- Oh, no.

I have inflicted myself
on you long enough.

No more tears-in-the-beer
story tonight.

- Sheila, you're welcome, you know that.
- I know, and I thank you.

But Paris is a city for lovers.

It's time you two got
on with your honeymoon.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

Uh, Mrs. Ewing, I
beg your pardon.

But I heard you talking on the
way in from the airport, um...

- Old crystal?
- I love it.

There's this shop just around the corner
that has some very unique old pieces.

- Do they speak English?
- I'd be delighted to help you translate.

We've been here three hours
and I haven't bought anything.

You go ahead, I'll register
and meet you there.

The shop is caned Pent Beau.

I won't be long.

- Bonjour.
- Bonjour.

You have a reservation
for Mr. and Mrs. Ewing.

Eh, of course.

Oh, what a wonderful hotel.

I think this is gonna
be the trip of our lives.

Well, if there's one thing that
makes a honeymoon special, it's Paris.

Heh, yes.

Oh, I love Paris, it's the
most romantic city in the world.

I love it already.

The luggage is in your room,
Mr. Ewing, and unpacked.

Thank you very much.

Bobby.

- Thank you for today.
- Oh, you're welcome.

But now I gotta find April
before she buys Paris.

He's back.

I told you he was back.

The attendants told us
they took you to see Wykoff.

I like Dr. Wexler
better. He's helping me.

He's helping us all.
We're practically all cured.

Didn't start on your shawl yet.
Didn't know you'd be back so soon.

- I missed you.
- Well, thank you.

I never thought I'd hear myself
saying this, but I'm happy to be here.

- We all missed you.
- Except Goldman.

He hasn't played cards
since you caught him cheating.

Well, now, I might have
been wrong about that.

Really?

You know, he won't even talk to
me since I tried to strangle him.

Maybe we ought to give
him a second chance, huh?

- We're gonna give you another chance.
- We've decided to let bygones be bygones.

- So don't cheat anymore.
- I never did.

He said I did, but I never did.

Well, I could've been
wrong about that.

What do you say we
start up the game again?

All right.

But I'll never deal again.

When we heard you were
back, we made a surprise.

- Oh, yeah, what's that?
- You'll see.

We all did it, you'll like it.

Except me, I didn't.

And guess what.

- I give up.
- There's a social tonight.

I bet Anita's gonna be
really glad to see you.

It's unbelievable.

Even prettier than
downtown Dallas?

Prettier than anywhere.

Think how I'd enjoyed it if
you let me go to the hotel...

to take a shower and
change my clothes.

Well, if you would have stopped
shopping at a decent hour, I would have.

I was just making up for
everything I didn't buy in London.

Now, if I remember correctly...

you were much too busy
for shopping in London.

Hmm... Weren't we, though?

I think this is the second-most
romantic night of my life.

The first being?

The night of the
great waltz in Vienna.

That was nice.

But this is better,
because we're married.

- What, you don't like being married?
- I love it.

I was just thinking
about Sheila.

Maybe we should
have brought her tonight.

- You want a chaperone on our honeymoon?
- No.

I just feel so sorry for her.

I mean, it will be
terrible to do this alone.

That is not something you
will ever have to worry about.

Promise me.

We'll never be like they were.

Let's not ever put off
anything that we wanna do.

Some things have to wait
for the right time and place.

I'm serious.

I never want us to lose any
time we can spend together.

I promise you...

whatever you want,
whenever you want.

Right now, I want to dance.

You hum, I'll lead.

- Have you seen your surprise yet?
- Everything looks the same to me.

In your suitcase.

Huh? Oh.

Under the false bottom.

So sue me, I saw it.

I bet you're gonna like it.

It was hard to do.

Those little plastic scissors.

I wanted to get you a shawl.

But this was better.
It's from all of us.

Oh, my God, the voting rights.

Bobby?

Bobby Ewing?

April, what a surprise.

- Hello, Jordan.
- I don't believe it.

I'm sorry I missed the
wedding, but congratulations.

Thank you. We heard you
were on a world tour, traveling.

Well, not much else
to do once I retired.

I've been thinking about
going back into business again.

- You're kidding.
- Ah, just thinking about it.

I'm surprised you let him
talk you into this, April.

Into what?

Well, taking a business
trip on your honeymoon.

What are you talking about?

Now, don't you try to pretend you're
not here for the same big conference I am.

- What conference?
- You mean you really don't know?

Jordan, what are
you talking about?

The OPEC ministers, they're
meeting here in Paris soon.

Gonna be a big
reception, they're gonna tell

the world about their
plans for next year.

Hear they're gonna
be revolutionary.

Well, I haven't heard about
it, and frankly, I don't care.

I'm here on my honeymoon.
No business, period.

April, you've changed
him for the better already.

All right, no business but...

I'm gonna be here another week,
I'd like to take you two to dinner.

That is, if you don't object to having an
old friend butting in on your honeymoon.

- I think I'd like that.
- Well...

I'm staying at the Crillon.

You just give me a
call, let me know when.

We'll do it.

Matter of fact, we might have
somebody to keep you company.

Good, I love a mystery.

Well, you two have
a nice night now.

As I'm sure you will.

Wasn't that strange,
running into him?

It didn't take you too long to
turn into little miss matchmaker.

Don't you think he's
a little old for Sheila?

What harm can it do
for us to have dinner?

Might make things
better for her.

Well, we'll see, won't we?

Well, quite a turnout.

- Aren't you going to dance?
- Oh, yeah, in a couple of minutes.

I see all the
ladies aren't here.

Anita? The belle of the ball?

Yeah, well, she can liven
up a party, that's for sure.

She's been on the warpath
the last couple of days.

She's locked in her room.

Oh.

Well, there was another
lady, uh, older, very regal.

- You mean Lady Montfort.
- Yeah, yeah, I think that's her name.

- Where's she?
- She's gone.

Oh? Gone where?

Transferred, to another
institution for women only.

She'll be better off there.

So, uh, if you're gonna
dance, these are your partners.

Wonderful.

- Honey, did you get the passports back?
- Stop worrying, they're right here.

I don't suppose you wanna sit down,
grab something to eat, maybe a beer, huh?

So many shops, so little time.

Now... Oh, sorry.

Yeah, well, okay.

Mmm.

Hey, look.

It's pretty good,
almost looks like him.

- Actually, it's not bad.
- Ha, ha.

- Well, then what do you say?
- To what?

To 3 “Ne souvenir.

- Well, Bobby, it's 50...
- Touristy, I know.

I want our grandkids
to have something...

to remind them how
beautiful Grandma used to be.

Beautiful subject, monsieur.
I will do her full justice.

- What do you say?
- Ha, ha.

Okay, okay.

Just don't make me
laugh while I'm sitting here.

Do a perfect job, this is a
souvenir of our honeymoon in Paris.

Along with everything
that's not nailed down.

Honey, you know, it is possible to
have the shops ship some of this stuff.

And then we don't have to stand
in the customs lines for hours...

having it all declared.

You're the one that keeps
telling me to buy things.

You're trying to pretend
you're not enjoying this.

Oh, I'm enjoying myself.

Now, why don't we grab a taxi and go back
to the hotel and rest up until tonight.

Why don't we stay in
and have room service.

That's a good idea.

Oh, Bobby, look at these purses.

Mom would die for one of these.

All right, I know where we are.
We can come back tomorrow.

Oh, come on, it'll
only take a minute.

- Honey, I don't wanna go in another store.
- Then wait right here.

April run off and
leave you already?

Hello, Jordan.

My God, I've seen more of
you here than I did in Dallas.

She's inside getting
one last thing.

Oh, there's no such
animal as one last thing.

There's a café down there. How
about a drink while you're waiting?

Yeah, just a second.

I think we have time
for dinner, Jordan.

Okay, I got it.

Yes? JAMES: Cally, it's James.

Hi. How you doing?

- Do you really care?
- Well, that's why I'm here.

I just wanted to make
sure you're all right.

I'm just fine.

Well, you wouldn't
be if I let J.R. out.

Oh, you kept him in
there for me, did you?

Now, what do you think?

I thought about it a lot
and I think you did it for you.

You just used me for your
own dumb revenge on J.R.

Now, that isn't so. I
did it for both of us.

Then let's let him out now.

I hate him, but what
we're doing is wrong.

Look, I have the
other release papers.

- Let's use them.
- Why?

He was up to one of
his usual dirty tricks.

Well, I think it's about time
something backfired on him.

- What's wrong now?
- I don't like what I see in you.

I thought you were this
wonderful, kind friend.

Somebody I could really trust.

Now you're just some
kind of avenging angel.

What are you talking about? I only
did what he would've in my place.

You know what? You are
too damn much like J.R.

- You think like him, you act like him.
- You're wrong.

- How can you forget so easy?
- I haven't forgotten.

All the women he made
love to? What about

throwing you off of
Southfork, all the lies?

I know all that, but I still
wouldn't do what you did.

Yeah, because you
don't have the guts.

No, because I don't have to prove to
him that I'm stronger, tougher, smarter.

- That I'm a better man than he is.
- Neither do I.

I only wanted to show
him that I could beat him.

But you haven't beaten
him, you've become him.

What's next? Marrying
me and raising his child?

That is sick. You
know, you're really sick.

Don't you understand
I'm nothing like him?

That's the worst part about it, you
don't even realize what you've become.

- No, I realize I was wrong about you.
- No, I was wrong about you.

I got rid of one J.R. and almost
ended up with another one.

Now, you just get out
and leave me alone.

You don't have
to say that twice.

But you're wrong about me.

Jordan, she has got
to be done by now.

- I'll get it.
- All right, we'll see you later.

- Bye, Jordan.
- Bye.

- Excuse me.
- Yes?

My wife was in here
looking at some handbags.

Oh, yes, I remember.

She left a few minutes ago.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Okay, thanks.

- You don't see her?
- No, I don't.

Perhaps she thought you left
and took a taxi to your hotel.

Well, she doesn't know her
way around here very well.

Well, I guess you're right.

Nobody dumps me.

I've been waiting
to pay you back.

They threw me in the hole, I just
got out. I looked for you at the dance.

- Why didn't you come to my room?
- Well, they told me you were locked up.

Give me another chance.

My room, tomorrow night.

And you better be great.

Otherwise, they're gonna find you
with this sticking right out of your ear.

Thank you.

- Mr. Ewing, your key?
- Uh, no.

Actually, I was hoping my wife
might have picked it up. You seen her?

I'm not sure, but I think
she went into the bar.

Just, uh, five minutes ago.

Great. Would you take
these up to my room, please?

Of course.

Hi there.

Hi.

You look all lost and
lonely. May I buy you a drink?

Uh, you didn't see
April in here, did you?

You two get separated?

Heh, yeah, we did. I thought
she'd be back here by now.

Well, this is as good a
place as any to wait for her.

- How about that drink?
- All right, I will, thank you.

I'll have a Scotch on the rocks.

Honeymooners should
never drink alone, ha, ha.

Yes. I'll have another
one too, please.

My name's Bobby Ewing, would you
tell the front desk I'm in here, please?

- Of course, sir.
- Thanks.

So how was your day?

Quiet. I, um, did the
things tourists usually do.

The Eiffel Tower,
the Louvre, you know.

Listen. We're going out to Versailles
tomorrow, why don't you come with us.

You're very sweet, Bobby.

But you and April really
deserve time alone together.

Thank you.

What a wonderful husband
you're going to make.

To husbands.

Here, here.

James.

How are you, son?

Just wonderful.

You're not, uh, still hot at me
for canceling that deal, are you?

No.

It was the first in a
long line of lessons I got.

I'd have gone through
with it, but your daddy

made it clear he'd
give me trouble if I did.

Yeah, what else is new?

Don't suppose you
know where your dad is.

Having a hell of a
time trying to reach him.

Why?

Need him to help
you open a race track?

You are still mad.

No, this has nothing to do with
business. More of a little fun.

- He got you pimping for him?
- Don't ruffle my feathers, boy.

It so happens your
daddy and I, uh, play a

little high-stakes
poker from time to time.

Group of high rollers
coming to town.

Gonna be a big game.

Yeah? Well, I guess
he's gonna have to miss it.

He's tied up. Out
of town right now.

Well, that's too bad.

I know how he loves the action.

Just have to fill the
seat somewhere else.

- He a good poker Mayer?
- One of the best.

Yeah, it must run in the family.

Hey, I'll take that empty seat.

Oh, this is a big
game, son, no limit.

Only the best.

Anything J.R. can do, I can do.

Strictly cash, no IOUs.

Six figures.

I'll get to my bank
this afternoon.

Well...

I guess you're old enough
to know what you want.

Hmm, here's the address.

Tomorrow night.

Eight o'clock, sharp.

I'll be there.

You know, for your sake...

I hope you are as
good as you seem.

See you then.

I'm as good as
J.R., that's for sure.

Hmm, cost you four to see that.

He's too good for me.

I'm out.

I'll call.

- What have you got?
- Pair of threes.

- I thought you were bluffing.
- Ha, ha.

I never saw anybody that
could play as good as you.

He's just lucky, that's all.

We make our own luck,
boys. Your deal, Dania.

You seen them?
I can't find them.

- What?
- My knitting needles, they're all gone.

You know, I always wondered
why they let you have those things.

They could be lethal
in the wrong hands.

Maybe somebody took
them to avoid trouble.

They're only rubber, how
can they hurt anybody?

Oh, I'd like to get my
hands on whoever took them.

Yeah, who would do
something like that?

Deal the cards.

So he said, "Oh, don't bother
to wrap it. I'll eat it right here."

Well, my feeble attempt
to try to cheer you up.

Oh, I know, I know.

It's been over two hours now.

She'll show up.

If she's anything like me, she's
probably having trouble finding a taxi.

They're not famous for stopping
for single women, you know.

Well, thank you so
much for joining me.

But believe it or not, I have
something to do tonight.

- Good for you.
- Heh.

And don't worry.

Thank you for today.

Can I have my check, please?

Oh, thank you.

- Could I have my room key?
- Mrs. Ewing just took the key up, sir.

- Why didn't you call me in the bar?
- She said not to bother you.

She'd wait in the room.

It's okay, thank you very much.

Well, that's, um, four
hands in a row you've lost.

Well, just trying to make
it interesting for you boys.

I know, I know.

You could probably win
every hand if you wanted.

No one can win every hand.

- He could.
- No, he couldn't.

Morrisey.

Guess who's back.

Now, aren't you
all glad to see me?

April? APRIL: Be right there.

Honey.

You had me worried sick.

You know, if you were having trouble,
I wish you would've given me a call.

I'm afraid she couldn't call.

What are you doing here?

- Where's April?
- She's fine.

I'm just taking her
place for a few days.

As long as you do exactly
as you're told, she'll stay fine.

But one wrong
move, and she's dead.

This season on Dallas:

We will kill her if we have to.

I hope you don't ask me to
come up with a pair of handcuffs.

Grin and bear it, darling.

I gotta get out of here before
they turn me into a vegetable.

The offer still stands.

If you want me, you can have me.

This is crazy.

There are very good
reasons for what we're doing.

Oh!

April.

Come on, let's get out of here.

No reason for
you to wait, honey.

He's 3 Wing cheating'
whoring' no-good bastard.

- You can't blame the all business.
- To hell with the all business.

Well, I thought since we'll be sharing J.R.
it'd be nice to get to know one another.

What an odd thing to say.

He is despicable.

How can you stand
seeing so much of his face?

Because the payoff is
going to be so sweet.

- You're as dumb as you are big.
- I'll take you apart right now.

J.R. and I are lovers.

I wanna introduce
you to your new sister.

Janine Robin Ewing.

There's really nothing to it.

All you have to do is marry me.

I'm just looking for a
reason to blow your head off.