Dallas (1978–1991): Season 11, Episode 30 - The Fat Lady Singeth - full transcript

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You have dishonored
my daddy's name.

Maybe you and Bobby can live with this.
I can't. Southfork is no longer my home.

I was not stabbed by a burglar. I
knew the woman. I had an affair.

We are gonna locate John Ross.

I know a PI. If anyone
can find him, he can.

I guess tonight's the
end of my Texas two-step.

We could say it's
on hold for a while.

Uncle J.R. is not home. He
doesn't live here anymore.

What a great day
to come back home.

Can you afford to have
everyone laughing at you?



They know you're gonna have to
come crawling to old J.R. to get that.

- Who is it?
- It's Clayton.

What do you want?

You and I have
some talking to do.

Don't tell me. Mama's unhappy.
She wants me back at Southfork.

Don't flatter yourself.

She's better off without
you there, and she knows it.

And who's next to go in your
little plan? Bobby? Christopher?

Before long, you'll have
the ranch to yourself.

And you helped
considerably by moving out.

With you gone, maybe we can
get Sue Ellen back and John Ross.

You still have the
hots for Sue Ellen?

You'd just love to have her back at
the ranch without me, wouldn't you?

There is nothing going on
between Sue Ellen and me...



and you know it.

Just like there was nothing going on
between you and that little English tramp?

You just can't seem
to keep your zipper up.

I promised myself that I wouldn't
lose my temper when I came here.

I'm just gonna talk.

Then talk and get out.

Your mother and I want you to
turn John Ross over to Sue Ellen.

Mama has more sense than
to send you over to say that.

It must be your idea.

The boy belongs with his mother.

No, he doesn't, Clayton.

Now, I don't expect
you to understand this...

but there's only one person in this
world that loves me just the way I am.

Doesn't want me to
change or be different.

And that is my son.

And no power on Earth is
gonna get him away from me.

I can understand that.

And for my part...

the door is open
to you at Southfork.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Alan...

Sue Ellen Ewing, Alan Bodine.

- Mrs. Ewing.
- Hello.

It's a pleasure.

Do you have any idea
where John Ross is?

I'm sorry...

but my men and I have checked out every
school, public and private. Every camp.

Anywhere a boy his age might be.

There is no John Ross out there.

Sue Ellen, is there any chance that
J.R. might have taken him out of state?

No. No, he'd want him somewhere
near where he can visit him.

Is it possible the boy is
using a different name?

That would be just like J.R.

He knows I'd be
trying to find him.

Look...

if it's true that J.R. still sees him,
then why don't we just put a tail on J.R.?

I mean, maybe that
will lead us to him.

That's a wonderful idea.

No matter what I may think of
J.R., he's in contact with John Ross.

And if he is, Mrs.
Ewing, we'll find your boy.

I personally guarantee it.

Thank you.

Jenna...

we can't just sit here
and not talk forever.

I don't have a whole lot to say.

Well, you must be
thinking something.

Do you love me?

Do you hate me? Do
you wanna keep trying?

Do you want me out
of your life? Something.

Are you gonna press
charges against her?

No.

Why not?

Making this public is
not gonna help us at all.

I talked to the sheriff.

She said she would leave the
state if I didn't press charges.

So we just pretend
it didn't happen?

We both know what happened.

Damn it, Ray, of course
I know what happened.

I still don't know why.

I know a lot more about
you than you know about me.

When you were growing
up, you were accepted.

You were Lucas Wade's
daughter, Bobby Ewing's girlfriend.

You were really somebody.

You belonged.

I was the son of the town drunk.

When I was 15
years old, my mama...

shipped me down here...

just before she died.

And Jock Ewing took me in
just like he would any other stray.

I was just this skinny
little kid. I can...

I can remember looking over
at Southfork and wondering...

what it'd be like...

to be part of a real family.

But when Jock found
out he was your father...

he told everyone
you were his son.

You think that made
me feel like I belong?

Hell, then I was just
the half-breed brother.

I tried competing with my
Ewing brothers in business.

I went belly-up just like that.

I guess deep down...

I never thought I was good
enough to be a Ewing...

or be married to Donna...

or you.

But with you, I
thought I had a chance.

I finally had everything
I ever wanted.

I had you and Charlie
and little Lucas.

A real family.

Right here living in
my home, on my ranch.

Somehow I managed
to screw it up...

just like always.

I tried so hard to be a
good father to Charlie...

I just ran right over.

And you...

when you called from Europe to
tell me that you hated the school...

but you weren't
coming back anyway...

well, I knew I'd done it again.

So I just went
right on out there...

and I proved to myself that I was
not worthy of being married to you.

With her?

That night?

I thought I had lost you.

I, uh...

I wish that this had
never happened.

But it did.

And I can't do
anything about it now.

All I can say is
that I love you.

And I'm sorry.

If you walked out of here
and never saw me again...

I would truly understand.

I wish I could walk out.

But I love you.

I just don't know if I could ever
get the two of you out of my head.

I just don't know, Ray.

It was great.

And you never got married?

Oh, no, no, not even close.

- I'm having too much fun to get married.
- Ha.

You're not gonna believe
this. I ran into Heidi.

- Remember the tennis player?
- Oh!

She's got her hair all
cut off and it's punked.

Well, hello, Mary Lou.

Well, don't tell me
you're still in Dallas.

Not for long.

I'm on my way back home.

Well, don't stop
here on my account.

Whatever you're
selling, I'm not buying.

Well, I'm not selling.

I don't have to sell
anymore, Mary Lou.

Matter of fact, I don't have to
take any guff from people like you.

Well, someone must have
died and left you money.

Because I know you couldn't
raise 10 cents in this town.

Well, somebody did
leave me something...

and I'm gonna make
my fortune with it.

Lucy, I just got a
splitting headache.

I'll call you later, okay?

Didn't mean to make you nervous.

Well, offhand, I'd say you weren't
her favorite person in the world.

No, I guess not.

She's got good reasons though.

Hmm. How interesting.

Why don't you sit down
and tell me all about it?

Are you sure?

I'm Lucy Cooper.

Mary Lou and I are old friends.

Oh, so that's why you
wanna know all the dirt?

Ha. Why else?

- Can I get you something?
- Uh...

- Scotch rocks, please?
- Be right back.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm
Casey Denault.

Very nice to meet you, Casey.

So now tell me, why do you
and Mary Lou fight like that?

Heh. Well, it's a long story.

But it all started when I got some
bad information from an oilman.

A fellow by the
name of J.R. Ewing.

J.R. Ewing.

- Well, how about that?
- You know him?

You like him?

Like him? I just hope someday
I can get even with him.

I knew there was something
about you that I liked.

- J.R.?
- Yeah?

Mr. Wendell is here.

Send Mr. Wendell in, please.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Mm-hm. Well.

All right.

Well...

sorry to keep you waiting.

Enjoying this, are you?

Immensely.

How do you like my new offices?

I understand you have some vice presidents
presently occupying my old offices.

Actually, we just sold the Ewing
building. It wasn't up to our standards.

Jeremy, that's gonna cost you.

You really think you are in
a position to threaten me?

I think I'm in a position to
make you do anything I want.

You see, I know you, Jeremy.

You are a proud and pompous man.

You don't make any mistakes.

At least none that
anybody ever knows about.

Would you like to
keep that record intact?

Now this is the deed to the
land your pipeline crosses.

What do you
suppose that's worth?

What do you suppose it's worth?

Everything Westar owns
that had the Ewing name on it.

You are insane.

Mm-mm. I'm in the catbird seat.

Now, I was gonna throw
in some Westar stock...

but since you sold the
Ewing building, uh-uh...

no way.

The price is that land...

for everything else.

Those assets are worth
100 times what this land is.

Yeah, if you're just
gonna farm it, sure.

But not if you need to
run your gas line across it.

All right.

I'll have my lawyers
draw up the papers.

That won't be necessary.
I'll have my lawyers do that.

In the meantime, I have a little
agreement and principle here...

but, um, there's
no Ewing building...

and no Westar stock.

Enjoy this while you can.

Because it won't
be yours for long.

Well, I did it, Daddy.

I have my son, and I
got back my company.

Nobody's gonna stop me now.

Nobody.

Looks pretty good, doesn't it?

It looks like it belongs.

Well, I think it's time.
Wanna get J.R. for me?

Okay.

- Yeah?
- J.R.'s on one.

Thank you.

J.R., Bobby.

Hi, Bobby.

It's funny you should call. I
was just thinking about you.

Oh. Well, listen, I have something
I need to talk to you about.

Oh, sure. Sure. I've got
some news of my own.

All right, how about lunch?

Oh, I'm afraid I can't make it for
lunch. I got something else to do.

How about meet me here at the
office? About 6:00 this evening?

Okay, 6 will be just fine.

J.R.?

How's it going?

Is everything all right?

If things were going better, I'd
think I'd died and gone to heaven.

Well, good. I'll be
seeing you at 6.

I can't wait.

Hah.

Hi, I'm ready.

- That's a great dress.
- Thank you.

Hey, can I look
around for a minute?

Sure.

Whew. Ho-ho.

Boy, it's quite a place.

How big is it?

I don't know. A hundred
thousand acres, something like that.

Now, how can anybody
compete against that?

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, I don't know.

It's just that people are born
into a place like this, I guess.

They sure are different
from the rest of us.

That's not true.

Other than the fact that they've got
a lot of money, what's so different?

If you don't know, I
can't explain it to you.

Look, if you're talking
about J.R. again...

please don't judge
the rest of us by him.

It wasn't all sunshine and
lollipops growing up here.

It looks to me you
turned out pretty good.

I'm not out of the woods yet.

That's why I came back here.

Whatever the reason...

I just wish you'd
come home sooner.

I would have to met you
just when I'm fixing to leave.

At least you're not
running away from anything.

Like you said, you're
going home to strike it rich.

I hope so.

Sure it would be nice to
prove something about myself.

Why is that so important?

I don't know.

I've got a fire burning in me.

Been burning in me
since I was a little kid.

I guess the only way to put it
out is to make something of myself.

Just be my own
man once and for all.

You know, Tulsa's
not all that far away.

Maybe you could come visit me.

You sure don't waste
any time, do you?

I don't have any to waste.

Hey, maybe I'm wrong. I
thought we hit it off pretty good.

We did.

There are some things in my
life that I've got to take care of.

You would just complicate them.

Your marriage?

What's left of it.

Besides, just being charter
members of the I Hate J.R. Club...

might not be enough
to build anything on.

- Well, it's not a bad place to start.
- Heh.

Well, why don't we discuss it over
that lunch you promised me, huh?

- All right.
- Heh.

You know, my granddaddy
left me a lot of money.

If that oil field of yours is
such a good deal, I'd invest in it.

Well, it's a good
deal, all right.

Well, I don't know.

Maybe you ought to
wait on the next one.

Miss Ellie?

Jenna.

Hello.

Hi.

- Oh. I've missed you.
- And I you.

Tsk. What an awful thing
to have happened to Ray.

How is he?

He's all right.

Miss Ellie, I don't have
anyone else to talk to.

I hate to burden you...

but if I don't talk to someone,
I'm gonna go out of my mind.

Well, then we better talk.

I love Ray, but I don't know if I
could ever let him touch me again...

without seeing him and
that woman together.

Jenna...

there's nothing that I can say
that's gonna make that go away.

What happened when Jock told
you about him and Ray's mother?

Oh...

That was...

a terrible time for us.

Jock was in the Air Force.

He'd been overseas for years.

We hadn't seen each other...

in such a long time.

He regretted that it happened...

as I'm sure Ray regrets this.

But you must have
forgiven him eventually.

Yes, I did.

Jock told me about her
right after he got home.

But when I found out
that Ray was their child...

every time I saw Ray...

it hurt me again.

And I'm afraid...

that I took that resentment...

out on Ray.

Ray's always had a
problem with his self-esteem.

He's never been
able to realize...

what a good man he is.

And losing you...

will devastate him.

I know that, Miss Ellie.

What I don't know
is how to live with it.

Well, Jenna, if that's just...

hurt pride talking...

just try to think about what
the two of you had together.

What you could have.

Would your life be
better off with him...

or by yourself again?

Maybe it is pride, but how do I
know some other disappointment...

isn't gonna make him
do the same thing again?

You don't.

None of us knows
what's gonna happen next.

Just being in love and married
doesn't guarantee anything.

But I do think...

that all of us are entitled
to a second chance.

It's gonna have to
be your decision...

but I do think...

that Ray...

is entitled to that
second chance.

- Yeah?
- J.R., Bobby's here.

Bring him in.

Oh, Sly, would you pour Bobby
a glass of champagne, please?

- Sure.
- No, it's all right.

You can go home now.

- Yes, sir. Good night, Bobby.
- Good night, honey.

Well, it's too bad you're not
drinking. We could toast Daddy.

I have a feeling he's
happy right about now.

Is that so?

Yeah. You wanna know why?

Because he has at least one
son that is worthy of his name.

And I suppose you
think that's you?

You're damn right, I do.

I did it, Bobby, with no help
from you or anybody else.

All on my lonesome.

When I needed you, you turned
your back on me and Daddy.

You didn't wanna go after the people
that destroyed us, did you? Well...

I don't need you anymore.

Take a look at that.

I got it all back, Bob.

All the Ewing property.

I had Jeremy Wendell
down on his knees...

and he turned everything
he took from us back to me.

It's all mine now.

Everything but the
Ewing Oil name.

Ha. Well, I'll get
that soon enough.

No, no, you won't. That's
the one thing you won't get.

What makes you so sure?

Because I've already got it.

There is a Ewing Oil again, J.R.,
but this time, it's not you. It's me.

If Daddy is happy right now, it's because
his name is back in the oil business.

Right where it belongs.

If you wanna stop by my
office any time you want to...

you can take a look at it.

Hello?

It's J.R. Ewing here.

I wanna speak to
the senator, please.

Yeah. Well, you
just tell him it's me.

I don't care if he's having the president
to dinner, I wanna talk to him right now.

- Hello.
- Walter?

What the hell happened?

What are you
talking about, J.R.?

I'm talking about the Justice Department
giving the Ewing name back to my brother.

Well, what about it?

That's my company. The
name belongs to me, that's what.

I knew that Justice would
never give it back to you.

I just assumed Bobby
was fronting for you.

Start assuming where you're
gonna get financing from now on.

I'm gonna make sure you
don't get elected dogcatcher.

Yelling at me is not
gonna help you any.

You better find a way to
get that name back to me.

Well, it's a little
too late for that.

Well, if I were you,
I'd cozy up to Bobby.

I mean, you boys worked together
before. No reason why you can't again.

He'd never fall for that. Never.

I don't know, J.R. You
can be mighty persuasive.

Have a nice dinner, Walter.

Well...

maybe the fat lady
hasn't sung quite yet.

Attaboy.

Good morning.

You were out early.

I've been kind of trying
to stay out of your way.

I didn't know whether you
wanted to see me or not.

I guess what you did
isn't the worst thing...

that ever happened
between a man and a woman.

It's gonna take a while.

But I think what we have
between us is good...

and it's worth staying
and fighting for.

Are you saying that you're willing
to try and keep our marriage going?

Yes.

But not here, Ray. Not
this close to Southfork.

I don't understand.

There's too much here
that's bad for us, Ray.

Bobby being Lucas' father.

J.R.

You thinking of yourself
as a second-class citizen.

You're never gonna
get away from that, Ray.

Not as long as you can see
Southfork from your front porch.

Honey, they're my family.

Charlie, Lucas and I
are your family now.

You can't have
both families, Ray.

Don't you see that?

There is nothing I wouldn't
give up for you, Jenna.

If it's a choice, you're it.

Then let's go someplace
where no one knows the Ewings.

Someplace that the
Krebbs family belong.

Yeah, I like that.

I'd like to start
over. The four of us.

Just name the place.

It's not gonna be
easy for you and me.

I love you, Jenna.

There is nothing I wouldn't
do to be worthy of you.

But you are, Ray.

That's the first thing
that you have to realize.

You are equal to any
man you've ever known.

Well, I guess if you
think that it's so...

then it is so.

Wanna head up to the house and
start making plans for our big move?

I wanna go to Paris first and
tell Charlie what's happening.

If you don't mind the company,
I'd like to go along with you.

I'd like that a lot.

Well...

wherever our family ends up...

I know Charlie is gonna be
a lot happier in school there.

One step at a time.

One step at a time.

Anybody home?

Hello?

I'm here, J.R.

Wanna talk to me?

Lucy, what the hell
are you doing here?

Oh, it's nice to see you too.

If you're looking for
Sue Ellen, she's not here.

I suppose your being here means
that you and that husband of yours...

are having trouble again.

Well, I guess it just runs
in the family, huh, J.R.?

Oh, I tell you, sure
is empty in this house.

No Sue Ellen, no John Ross...

and no J.R.

It's actually very
pleasant at dinner.

Lucy, I'm in no mood for
your feeble attempts at humor.

I wasn't being humorous, J.R.
It's wonderful here without you.

You know, Grandma actually
seems to be enjoying her life.

Oh, I hope you're
not coming back.

I was thinking of maybe
moving into your old room.

You've got a nasty mouth, just
like that tramp mother of yours.

Well, coming from the expert on
tramps, I take that as a compliment.

I still think that
umpire was blind.

I was safe by a mile.

You shouldn't have
argued with him, pal.

- He was wrong.
- You were wrong too. You got kicked out.

Bobby, Christopher.

- Hey, how'd the game go?
- We lost.

I tell you what, pal, why
don't you go wash up?

Okay. See you.

Hey, Christopher, wait for me. I
wanna hear all about the game.

Oh, Bobby, it's so nice to see a
father and son together like that.

If you'd stop trying to conquer the
world, you could spend time with your son.

Oh, I will. I will. Believe me.

Well, I believe you.

Now, what are you doing here?

Well, I came to apologize.

You're kidding.

Well, things have been
so bad for me for so long.

And then when Mama told me that
she gave part of Southfork to Clayton...

I just...

I overreacted,
that's what I did.

Yeah, I'd say you did.

And then when you told me that
you got the Ewing name back...

Well, I guess I was just so self-centered,
I lost sight of what a great thing it is.

Now, that surprises me that
you think it's such a great thing...

considering I have the name.

And I have the assets.

Bobby, it's a natural.

It's a chance for all of
us to get together again.

Oh. I've been thinking of
coming back with John Ross.

You know how happy
that would make Mama.

You always did think of
other people's happiness.

Yeah, and as far as the company
goes, we could team up again.

I've got a whole floor that
would make a great office for you.

Now, just imagine.

You and me running
Daddy's company again.

You're amazing.

You are truly amazing, J.R. I
have never given you enough credit.

I hoped you'd like the idea.

What I like is the idea that we
never work together again. Ever.

- Now, don't say that. We need each other.
- Well, you're only half right.

Apparently, you need me,
but it's not gonna happen.

Not today, not
tomorrow, not ever.

And don't worry about Mama and
I. We'll muddle through somehow.

Just finish your drink and
get the hell out of here.

So I tailed him to the
Ballard School for Boys.

Now, he stayed there about an
hour. Then he left, and I followed him.

Now, I went back the next day.
I had a talk with the headmaster.

Told him I was thinking
about putting my son there.

So he let me wander around, take a
look at the classrooms and the dorms.

And I found something out.

A boy matching John Ross'
description was admitted there...

one day after you served
your husband the court orders.

Now, the name is different...

but I guarantee it's him.

Tomorrow, we'll go to the Ballard
School. We'll get my son back.

Okay.

Mr. Bodine, I can't
thank you enough.

We'll start with a week
at the Crillon in Paris...

then 10 days in
London and then Japan.

And we're flying Air Albania?

- Huh?
- Is this your idea of first class?

Don't do that to me.

Hey, that's the Concorde
from New York to Paris.

I was just kidding you. I'm
surprised we're not going to China.

We can do that.

Oh, sure. Two weeks of your
favorite food and not in paper cartons.

Wait. You don't understand something.
I happen to like Chinese food...

because when I was very
small, Chinese food was a treat.

Cliff?

- April.
- Hi.

Jordan, I'm glad to see you.

Oh, I didn't think
you'd feel that way.

I happen to love my
fellow man these days.

This is the new Cliff Barnes.

I'm glad I ran into you tonight, Cliff. I
was gonna drop by your office tomorrow.

Forget it. If it's got to do with
business, I'm not interested.

Because I'm going on a little vacation,
and I don't know when I'm coming back.

You might wanna
change your plans.

Really? I can't imagine why.

I just came back from
a vacation too, Cliff.

Yeah.

I saw Pam.

Pam?

Oh, my God.

Hello.

Yes, this is J.R. Ewing.

Is something wrong?

I'll be there in 30 minutes.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Daddy.

- Yeah, son, what do you want?
- Uncle Cliff is here.

He says it's real important.

- Did he say what it was about?
- No.

Okay, I'll get out. Tell
him he can come on up.

Yes, sir.

Dad says you can
go up, Uncle Cliff.

Okay.

- Bobby? Hey.
- Yeah, I'm in here.

- Oh, boy. Have I got some great news.
- Oh, good. I can use some great news.

I'm in the Oil Baron's
Club last night. I

see Jordan Lee. He
got back from a vacation.

- That's the great news?
- No.

He saw Pam.

- What?
- He said he knows it was her.

How could he?

She had a lot of plastic
surgery. How could he know?

Wait a minute. She saw
him and she recognized him.

He talk to her?

No, he didn't get a
chance. It was a party.

She was with a group. By the
time he got across, she was gone.

- Did he ask people about her?
- They knew her as Pamela Monahan.

Then what makes
Jordan think that it's Pam?

Wait a minute. Monahan. That
was Aunt Maggie's married name.

She's the one that
raised us. It all fits.

Well, what? Come on.

What...?

What do you expect me to do?

We're gonna go get her. We're gonna
bring her back where she belongs.

I can't do that, Cliff.

What are you talking about?

She knows where I am. If she wants
me, she's gotta come back on her own.

That's gotta be the
dumbest thing I've heard.

- Or the most stubborn...
- No, it's not.

Now, you remember
the letter she left me.

She does not want
me to come after her.

Wait a minute. You don't want her
anymore, huh? Or you found somebody else?

That's not the point.
That's not the point.

She has got to come back...

and tell me that she wants to be my
wife and Christopher's mother again.

- I don't care. I'm going after her.
- She's your sister. I can understand that.

If I find her, anything
you want me to tell her?

Tell her I'm still here.

Yes, Mildred?

There's a Mrs. Ewing
and a Mr. Pearce...

here to see you.

Ask them to come in, please.

- Mr. Ballard.
- Mrs. Ewing.

Mr. Pearce.

I believe you know my
husband, J.R. Ewing.

Why would you think that?

Because he enrolled my son in
this school using a fictitious name.

We want the boy, Mr. Ballard.

Do you have some
identification, Mrs. Ewing?

Yes.

There's a picture on my
driver's license and credit cards.

Yes.

I do know your husband.

Mr. Ballard...

he's trying to hide my son
from me, and I want him back.

I had no idea.

Mr. Ewing said there had
been threats against the boy.

That's why he wanted
to use the name.

I don't care what my husband
said. I want him back now.

Well, he's not here.

What do you mean he's not here?

Where is he?

There was a man here yesterday.

I learned later under
false pretenses.

He... It was brought to my attention,
he was asking about John Ross.

Even showing his picture around.

I thought it might be a kidnapper,
so I, of course, called Mr. Ewing.

You mean J.R. has him?

He came here last night.

- May I use your phone, please?
- Yes, of course.

Sly, it's Sue Ellen.
Is J.R. there, please?

I see.

She said he
wouldn't be in all day.

We'll find him.

Mrs. Ewing, you have to
believe me, I had no idea.

I don't think it matters
much now, does it?

How...? How long
you expect to be gone?

I'm not real sure. It
could be quite a while.

You got somebody to
look after your place?

Yes, sir.

Fact is, old Clayton, you
could do me a real big favor.

You name it.

Well...

I wanna sell the ranch.

All the livestock, everything.

I'd sure appreciate you doing
that for me while I was gone.

Are you fixing to move
to Europe permanent?

Well, probably not Europe.

But someplace a long
ways away from here.

I'm gonna miss you.

But it may not be
such a bad idea.

Starting fresh somewhere else.

Well, that's our thinking.

It's not gonna be
easy to leave here.

But Jenna's worth it.

She sure is, and that's a fact.

I guarantee...

I'll get you a good
price for the ranch.

Who is it?

J.R., it's me.

Go away, Sue Ellen. I got
nothing to talk to you about.

Let me in!

I knew it was your man
asking around about John Ross.

But I was one step
ahead of you, wasn't it?

- Where is my son, you bastard?
- Where you'll never find him.

- Not good enough. Where is he?
- None of your damn business.

I'm making it my business. Now, you
tell me or do I start taking you apart?

You're one sorry
excuse for a man.

- Get out of here.
- Not without some answers.

And believe me, I will truly
enjoy kicking the crap out of you.

Where is he, J.R.?

You're trespassing.

If I have to use this, the law will be
on my side so get the hell out of here.

You don't have
the guts to use it.

Call off your gigolo, honey.

No!

Oh!

No!

J.R., no!

No, no!

No!

I'd like to report
a double murder.

This is Sue Ellen Ewing.