Dallas (1978–1991): Season 1, Episode 5 - Bar-B-Que - full transcript
When Pam reveals that she is pregnant, the Ewings try in vain to mend fences with Digger Barnes at the family barbecue.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU
CROSS A BARNES WITH AN EWING?
A BOY? OR A GIRL?
A BABY?!
A BABY!
THAT KID'S GONNA
HAVE EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING, YOU HEAR?
YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER
LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE MY GRANDSON.
THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
THAT JOCK EWING WANTS
MORE THAN A GRANDSON.
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO GIVE HIM HIS FIRST.
SHH!
LITTLE BROTHER BOBBY
AND THAT BARNES GIRL
ARE GONNA HAVE A
BABY NAMED EWING.
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
MORNIN', DADDY.
MORNIN', BOBBY.
HEY, LET ME CARRY THAT FOR YOU.
HA! OH, I THINK I GOT
ENOUGH LEFT IN ME
TO TOTE A CASE OF MY
BEST BOURBON WHISKEY.
SUIT YOURSELF.
WELL, TILLY, YOU READY TO FEED
HALF THE STATE OF TEXAS?
BEEN CATERING EWING
PARTIES 12 YEARS, MR. BOBBY.
AIN'T NOBODY NEVER
GONE HUNGRY YET.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
BUT WOULD YOU PLEASE
DROP THE "MISTER"?
SAM AND I DROP THE "MISTER,"
I HAVE TO CHARGE 10% LESS.
DADDY, JUST DON'T
STRAIN YOURSELF
BEFORE YOUR BIG REUNION.
HEY!
REUNION? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN, REUNION?
DIDN'T MAMA TELL YOU?
TELL ME WHAT?
WELL, PAMELA'S DADDY'S COMING.
WILLARD BARNES COMING HERE?
[LAUGHING] WILLARD?
YEAH, WILLARD.
THAT WAS HIS NAME BEFORE
HE CALLED HIMSELF "DIGGER."
NOW, WHAT THE HELL'S
HE COMING OUT HERE FOR?
WELL, HE'S PAMELA'S DADDY.
HE'S MY FATHER-IN-LAW.
HE SHOULD BE INVITED.
INVITING'S ONE THING.
ACCEPTING'S ANOTHER.
COME ON. IT'S GONNA BE
THE GREATEST THING
EVER HAPPENED,
YOU AND DIGGER
GET BACK TOGETHER.
MIGHT EVEN BURY THE HATCHET.
SEE YOU LATER.
MY HOUSE, MY BARBECUE.
DIGGER BARNES.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, PAMELA.
HMM.
WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
AND NEITHER IS THAT SHIRT.
THIS SHIRT? I LOVE THIS SHIRT.
THAT'S A TERRIFIC SHIRT.
"TERRIFIC" ISN'T
PART OF THE PLAN.
PLAN? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. PLAN?
TO MAKE ME INTO A HAYSEED.
AW, COME ON, PAM.
HOW MUCH HAY IS THERE
ON THE STREETS OF DALLAS?
[CHUCKLES]
CHANGE THAT SHIRT.
AW, PAM. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
WANNA BET?
YOU GONNA USE THAT TIE?
MM-HMM. THAT'S THE
PRICE YOU'RE GONNA PAY
FOR NOT GOING TO THE BARBECUE.
NO, IT'S OK.
I LIKE THAT.
WOULD YOU CHANGE THAT SHIRT?
I'LL FIX THE TIE AT THE RANCH.
PAMELA, YOU GO ON AHEAD.
JIMMY AND I'LL DRIVE OUT LATER.
OH, DADDY, I THOUGHT
WE'D USE THE TIME
BEFORE THE BARBECUE
TO GET REACQUAINTED.
REACQUAINTED WITH
JOCK EWING? HMM.
DADDY, I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE GOING OUT THERE AT ALL.
YOU HATE HIM.
THAT'S RIGHT. I HATE HIM.
[SNIFFS]
JOCK EWING HAD THE
HEAD. I HAD THE NOSE.
HE WAS THE SMARTER. I'VE
NEVER SAID OTHERWISE...
BUT WITHOUT MY NOSE, HE
WOULDN'T HAVE HAD NOTHING.
I FOUND THE OIL.
HE CLAIMED IT.
I DRILLED IT.
HE SOLD WHAT BUBBLED UP.
HOW'D HE DO THAT?
WE WAS PARTNERS.
ONE NEEDED THE OTHER.
I TRUSTED HIM.
HE STOLE YOU BLIND.
HE NOT ONLY STOLE MY FORTUNE,
HE STOLE MY SWEETHEART.
MY DADDY USED TO
WORK FOR HER DADDY,
OLD MAN SOUTHWORTH.
THAT'S HOW WE GOT
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
SHE WAS A SWEET
LITTLE THING, ELLIE WAS...
WITH A GREAT BIG LAUGH.
SHE HAD A WAY ABOUT HER.
SHE COULD BE SWEET
AS SUGAR ONE MINUTE,
AND COME AT YOU WITH
A SHOTGUN THE NEXT,
AND, OH, WHAT A TEMPER SHE HAD.
GO OFF LIKE A FIRECRACKER.
BANG!
AND JUST QUICK AS
QUICK, IT'S ALL OVER.
SURE HAD A WAY ABOUT HER.
DADDY, WHY ARE YOU
GOING OUT THERE?
BECAUSE PAM ASKED ME.
BEGGED YOU IS MORE LIKE IT.
MY LITTLE GIRL...
MARRIED TO ELLIE'S SON.
I AIN'T SURE WHAT, BUT
IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING.
2 HOURS, JIMMY?
OK? DRIVE CAREFULLY.
BYE, CLIFF.
BYE.
2 HOURS.
MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY
OF COFFEE AND PUNCH.
ALL RIGHT? 2:30. THANKS, SAM.
HI, SUE ELLEN.
PAMELA, WILL YOU
PLEASE MOVE YOUR CAR?
THE FLORIST'S TRUCK HAS
GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
OH, SURE. I'M SORRY.
HEY, LUCY. HMM?
HOW ABOUT MOVING THE CAR?
ME? YEAH.
WHERE'S YOUR DADDY
AND YOUR COUSIN?
OH, THEY'LL BE HERE LATER.
HOW'D YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY COUSIN JIMMY?
BOBBY TOLD ME.
HE DIDN'T INSINUATE...
INSINUATE WHAT?
ANYTHING ABOUT
YOU MEETING JIMMY.
HE SAID THAT I MIGHT LIKE HIM.
OH, JIMMY'S JUST A BABY.
19, BOBBY SAID.
THERE'S 19, AND THERE'S 19,
AND COMPARED TO YOU, HE'S 5.
DON'T FORGET TO MOVE THE CAR.
HI, HOW ARE YOU.
J.R.: HI.
WONDER WHAT KIND OF A
CANNON WAS SHE SHOT OUT OF.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
Woman: DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
HELLO.
THIS IS PAMELA EWING.
I WAS IN THIS MORNING,
AND I JUST WONDERED IF...
Woman: WOULD YOU HOLD, PLEASE?
SURE, I'LL HOLD.
Doctor: HELLO, MRS. EWING.
THE TEST IS POSITIVE.
IT'S POSITIVE?
Doctor: YES.
YOU MEAN I'M... I'M REALLY...
Doctor: YES, YOU ARE
DEFINITELY PREGNANT.
HOW LONG?
Doctor: WELL, IT'S A LITTLE
EARLY TO TELL RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S... THAT'S WONDERFUL.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL!
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
BYE.
BOBBY? I'M HOME.
I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE, HON.
[DOOR OPENS]
HI.
HI.
DID YOU GO TO DALLAS TODAY?
MM-HMM.
SORRY. HOW'S DIGGER?
FINE. STONE SOBER.
GOOD. I'LL GET YOU A TOWEL.
I LEARNED A RIDDLE TODAY.
OH? LET'S HEAR IT.
WELL, I KNOW THE RIDDLE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER.
WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER YET.
YOU'RE NUTS.
HA HA! YEAH.
WELL, I FIGURE THERE ARE
ONLY 2 POSSIBLE ANSWERS.
PAMELA, ARE YOU GONNA
TELL ME THE RIDDLE OR NOT?
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU
CROSS A BARNES WITH AN EWING?
IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU
NEVER CROSS AN EWING.
OHH.
SORRY. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE THE 2 POSSIBLE ANSWERS?
A BOY OR A GIRL?
YOU...
WOW.
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
YES! HA HA HA HA HA!
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
Sue Ellen: IT'S STILL A
LITTLE WINDY, SENATOR,
BUT I THINK IT'S SHIFTED.
IT'S CALMED DOWN.
IT REALLY IS A NICE DAY.
JUST... JUST LOVING IT.
IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU'RE HERE.
RAY.
SENATOR, I THINK YOU KNOW
OUR RANCH FOREMAN RAY KREBBS.
CERTAINLY. RAY. NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, SENATOR.
Sue Ellen: AND HIS
VERY GOOD FRIEND...
MAUREEN.
MAUREEN. YES.
YOU'RE LOOKING
LOVELY TODAY, DEAR.
MY SENTIMENTS ENTIRELY.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
SENATOR, CHAMPAGNE?
THANK YOU.
DON'T FORGET OUR DANCE.
IT'S GONNA BE MY
PLEASURE, I ASSURE YOU.
HAVE A FINE TIME TODAY, SENATOR.
THANKS, RAY.
DOC ALLISTAIR, HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HI, IS EVERYBODY OK?
GET ENOUGH TO DRINK?
OH, EXCUSE ME A MINUTE, HON, OK?
OK.
HI.
WELL, HI.
DON'T YOU LOOK CUTE.
CUTE'S NOT EXACTLY
MY FIRST CHOICE,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
PARTY AT HOME WITH GRANDMOTHER.
BUT...
AN ANNOUNCEMENT LATER,
BUT PAM IS PREGNANT.
HEY, I'M GONNA GO
OVER AND TALK TO PAM.
PAM, I JUST HEARD THE
WORD. CONGRATULATIONS.
Pam: THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST CAN'T
WAIT FOR THE RIGHT THING.
HI.
HELLO. HI, LUCY.
HAVE YOU MET SUSAN?
NO. HELLO.
SUSAN'S ONE OF OUR
NEW LITTLE LADIES
AT THE OFFICE, AND THIS IS LUCY,
AND SHE'S MY NIECE.
OF COURSE, BOBBY'S NIECE, TOO.
OF COURSE.
HEY, JIM, HOW YOU DOING?
ALL RIGHT, J.R. HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD. GOOD.
LISTEN, YOU SHOW SUSAN AROUND,
AND MAKE SURE SHE
MEETS EVERYBODY.
SURE.
COME HERE JUST A SEC.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
DID, UH, BOBBY HIRE YOU?
NO. J.R.
OHH.
OH, J.R., HE NEVER
MISSES A TRICK.
SAM. HOW YOU DOING, SAM?
REAL GOOD, MISS ELLIE.
THESE FOLKS ARE DRINKERS.
WE'RE WAY AHEAD OF LAST YEAR.
WELL, KEEP IT FLOWING.
HI.
HELLO, WILLARD.
HELLO, ELLIE.
YOU LOOK NICE.
YOU LOOK SAME AS ALWAYS.
THAT'S GOING A LITTLE FAR.
THIS IS MY NEPHEW JIMMY.
JIMMY, SAY HELLO
TO MISS ELLIE EWING.
GOOD TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.
THANK YOU, JIMMY.
GLAD YOU COULD COME.
I KNOW YOU'LL HAVE
A REAL FINE TIME.
THANKS, MA'AM.
WE OLD FOLKS ARE GONNA
REHASH SOME ANCIENT HISTORY.
COME ON.
JIMMY. HI.
HEY, WHERE'S DIGGER?
HE'S WITH, UH, WHAT'S
HER NAME? MISS ELLIE?
YEAH? IS HE ALL RIGHT?
MM-HMM. NERVOUS AS
A RABBIT, BUT SOBER.
OH, THANK GOD FOR THAT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL TAKE YOU AROUND
AND INTRODUCE YOU TO
SOME OF THE FOLKS. OK?
BOBBY!
I'M GONNA TAKE JIMMY AROUND.
OK. HOW YOU DOING, JIMMY?
Jimmy: PRETTY GOOD.
OK, YOU TAKE CARE OF HER NOW.
OK.
BOBBY.
YES, SAM?
CAN I HAVE A WORD?
WHY, SURE. EXCUSE
ME. COME ON THROUGH.
SURE IS GOOD NEWS
ABOUT YOU AND THE BRIDE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S THE WORST-KEPT
SECRET OF THE PARTY.
WORD'S GETTIN' AROUND.
MAYBE MR. JOCK AND MISS ELLIE...
OF COURSE, THEY SHOULD
HEAR IT FROM US FIRST.
I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND
THEM AND TELL THEM.
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANKS A LOT, SAM.
HEY, RAY, COME HERE.
LUCY.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
HI.
YOU KNOW MAUREEN.
Lucy: UH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.
UM, HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT BOBBY AND PAM?
NO.
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
ISN'T THAT TERRIFIC?
THAT'S TERRIFIC.
RAY...
MAUREEN, WHY DON'T YOU
GET ANOTHER DRINK, OK?
OK.
SEE YOU IN A BIT.
SNEAKING HIS
CIGARETTES EARLY TODAY.
HE'S SNUCK 3 OF
THEM SITTING THERE.
AIN'T LIKE HIM TO STAY AWAY
FROM HIS GUESTS SO LONG.
DIGGER BARNES IS HERE.
SAY WHAT?
YOU HEARD ME.
THE GIRL BOBBY MARRIED
IS DIGGER'S DAUGHTER,
SO IT FIGURES JOCK AND DIGGER
ARE BOUND TO MEET AGAIN.
YEAH, BUT FROM THE LOOKS OF HIM,
IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME
BEFORE HE WAS READY.
HOW ARE THINGS OUT THERE?
CRAZY.
THAT AIN'T NO NEWS.
TELL ME SOME NEWS.
SHE'S ON A NEST...
DIGGER'S GIRL.
NOW THAT'S NEWS.
HOW'S THE MISSIS AND
BIG BROTHER TAKING IT?
I DON'T THINK THEY
KNOW ABOUT IT YET.
THEY AIN'T GONNA LIKE THAT.
WHO'S GONNA BE THE
FIRST TO HAVE A FIGHT?
TOO SOON TO TELL.
FIRST TO GET DRUNK?
HE'S GOT THE HEAD START.
[THE TENNESSEE WALTZ PLAYS]
AHH.
[COUGHING]
MY BRAND, TILLIE.
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL?
OH, YES, SIR, MR.JOCK.
YOU OUGHT TO BE GETTIN'
BACK TO YOUR GUESTS.
I'LL KEEP BOTH EYES OPEN.
DIGGER BARNES, TILLIE.
DIGGER BARNES IS... AT MY HOUSE.
WELL, IT WAS BOUND
TO HAPPEN, MR. JOCK,
WHAT WITH THE CHILDREN
BEING MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.
YOU KNOW, TO HEAR
DIGGER BARNES TELL IT,
JOCK EWING'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERYTHING EVIL,
ALL THE WAY BACK
TO ORIGINAL SIN.
HERE'S TO ORIGINAL SIN.
[CHUCKLES]
STOLE HIS GIRL.
THE OLD MAN WORKED FOR
SOUTHWORTH FOR A WHILE,
THAT'S ALL.
HE AND ELLIE WERE
14 YEARS OLD, 15 TOPS.
SWEETHEARTS.
[LAUGHS]
HOW YOU DOING?
YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?
WELL, HI, DADDY. I'VE
BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
DUTIES. BAR DUTIES.
WELL, UH, PAMMY AND I,
WE GOT SOMETHING WE'D LIKE
TO TALK TO YOU AND MAMA ABOUT.
OH?
AND DIGGER BARNES?
YES, SIR.
WELL, THIS IS ONE MEETING
I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO.
WELL, DADDY...
I THINK THIS JUST
MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'M SURE IT'S GONNA.
COME ON.
SO THAT'S WHAT IT
CAME DOWN TO, WILLARD.
IT WAS 1930.
THERE WAS DROUGHT, DEPRESSION.
MY FAMILY WAS GOING
TO LOSE THIS RANCH.
YOU MARRIED JOCK
EWING TO SAVE ALL THIS?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE SOUTHWORTHS HAVE
BEEN HERE A LONG TIME.
WE LOVE THIS LAND.
IT'S WHAT WE'RE MADE OF.
ANY REGRETS?
NONE AT ALL.
JOCK AND I MADE A GOOD MARRIAGE.
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
I THINK ABOUT YOU
OFTEN, WILLARD.
I ALWAYS HAVE...
BUT I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.
[SIGHS]
NOW, WE BETTER GET BACK
BEFORE WE SET TONGUES WAGGING.
ELLIE, JUST ONE THING:
NOBODY, BUT NOBODY,
CALLS ME WILLARD ANYMORE.
[ALL LAUGH]
WHAT A PLEASURE TO
SEE 3 SUCH LOVELY LADIES
HAVING SO MUCH FUN.
WHY NOT?
IT'S A EXTRA-SPECIAL
CELEBRATION.
WELL, I SEEM TO BE IN THE DARK.
BOBBY AND PAM, OF COURSE.
OH, I'M SORRY.
I THOUGHT EVERYBODY KNEW BY NOW.
KNEW WHAT, LUCY, DEAR?
PAM AND BOBBY ARE
GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
WELL... THAT IS CAUSE
FOR CELEBRATION.
I'LL GO FIND PAMELA.
J.R.: WELL, OLD BOY, GOOD JOB.
"YEAH, I THINK SO.
AND IT LOOKED SO
GOOD, I ATE IT MYSELF."
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. [LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
EXCUSE ME. PAMELA?
YES?
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
WELL, THANK YOU, SUE ELLEN.
IT'S JUST VERY
EXCITING FOR US ALL.
YES, IT IS.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, SAM.
THANK YOU.
J.R.: THIS LITTLE GIRL,
SHE SAID, "WELL, J.R.,
YOU GOT TO WEAR THESE
ROSE-COLORED GLASSES..."
J.R.?
A ROSY OUTLOOK ON
LIFE. NOW, I THINK...
J.R.? EXCUSE ME.
YES, DARLIN'?
MAY I SEE YOU A MINUTE, PLEASE?
OH, SURE. I ALWAYS GOT
TIME FOR A PRETTY LADY.
YOU GENTLEMEN EXCUSE ME?
BE RIGHT BACK.
WELL, I CAN SEE BY YOUR,
UH, APPARENT GOOD HUMOR
THAT YOU'RE NOT AWARE
OF THE NEWS OF THE HOUR.
WELL, I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THE ALAMO,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
WATERLOO'S MORE
LIKE IT... YOURS.
WOULD YOU GET TO
THE POINT, DARLIN'?
I'M TALKING TO A
SENATOR OVER THERE.
WELL, I AM TALKING ABOUT
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER BOBBY,
THE APPLE OF JOCK EWING'S EYE,
AND HIS WIFE AND
THEIR MARRIAGE...
THEIR BOUNTIFUL MARRIAGE.
UH, WOULD YOU COME
TO THE POINT, DARLIN'?
IT IS NOT AT ALL LIKE OURS.
THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS
WORLD THAT JOCK EWING WANTS
MORE THAN A GRANDSON...
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN
ABLE TO GIVE HIM HIS FIRST
BECAUSE OF YOUR
DISINTEREST IN ME.
SHH!
SHE IS PREGNANT, J.R.!
LITTLE BROTHER BOBBY
AND THAT BARNES GIRL
ARE GONNA HAVE A
BABY... NAMED EWING.
MAYBE EVEN A BOY.
NOW, YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.
MIND IF I SIT DOWN?
I DIDN'T SEE YOU OUT
THERE DANCING AT ALL TODAY.
DON'T KNOW HOW.
YOU COULD PROBABLY GET
SOMEBODY TO TEACH YOU.
WHY?
DON'T YOU WANT TO LEARN?
NEVER GAVE IT MUCH THOUGHT.
IT'S REALLY FUN.
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
POOL.
SWIMMING POOL?
SHOOTIN' POOL.
YOU ANY GOOD AT IT?
PRETTY GOOD.
YOU ANY GOOD AT ANYTHING ELSE?
NOTHING MUCH.
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
NOPE.
BUT YOU DO LIKE GIRLS, THOUGH?
NEVER GAVE IT MUCH THOUGHT.
YOU DON'T LIKE BOYS, DO YOU?
SURE DO.
I MEAN, LIKE THEM...
YOU KNOW, IN THAT WAY?
WHAT WAY?
NEVER MIND.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND
THAT YOU'VE... YOU KNOW?
"YOU KNOW" WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
OK, SO SHE'S SHOWING
HIM AROUND THE RANCH.
I'M GOING TO SEE IF THAT MAN'S
CARVING THE BEEF RIGHT.
DADDY, WE GOT SOMETHING
WE WANT TO TELL YOU.
WE DON'T WANT YOU
TO HEAR IT OUT THERE.
NO DISRESPECT TO
YOU, YOUNG LADY,
BUT WHY DID YOUR DADDY
COME HERE AT ALL TODAY?
BECAUSE I BEGGED HIM TO.
WELL, I SURE CAN'T MAKE
HEADS OR TAILS OF THIS.
[SIGHS]
I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TOLD HIM ALL THAT.
[CHUCKLES] HE WORKS
HARD, POOR J.R. DOES.
OH, I SHOULDN'T ADD
TO HIS PRESSURES.
I SHOULDN'T MAKE
HIM UNCOMFORTABLE.
MM-MMM.
EVER.
[CHUCKLES]
OF COURSE... A WIFE
HAS NEEDS, TOO.
I DO.
I ADMIT THAT CANDIDLY.
UNFULFILLED NEEDS...
AT THE PRESENT TIME.
HMM.
I SAY AT THE PRESENT,
BUT I DON'T PLAN TO DO ANYTHING
OUTSIDE THE BOUNDS OF MARRIAGE.
NO, IT'S PROPRIETY.
[LAUGHS]
NEVER. UH-UH.
NO CHANCE OF THAT AT ALL.
BUT... I AM OPTIMISTIC...
ABOUT J.R. AND ME...
[SIGHS] ABOUT J.R. AND ME
AND CONJUGAL CIRCUMSTANCE.
[LAUGHS]
I KEEP MYSELF NICE.
I REALLY WORK AT IT.
[CHUCKLES]
SCARCELY GAINED A POUND
SINCE I WAS MISS TEXAS.
I REALLY DO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
I WONDER WHERE J.R. GOT OFF TO.
[CHUCKLES]
MAYBE... MAYBE I
OVERSTATED THE CASE.
IS JOCK EWING GOING
TO LOVE J.R. LESS
BECAUSE BOBBY EWING
GAVE HIM HIS FIRST GRANDSON?
[LAUGHS]
YES...
BECAUSE JOCK EWING
LOVES J.R. LESS TO BEGIN WITH.
WHAT WOULD I LIKE?
I'D LIKE J.R. TO LOVE ME MORE.
IS THAT ASKING FOR TOO MUCH?
OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
[WEEPS]
WHERE YOU BEEN, ELLIE?
I WAS SHOWING DIGGER THE RANCH.
OH.
JOCK, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
DIGGER YET, HAVE YOU?
NO.
YOU TWO DO REMEMBER
ONE ANOTHER, DON'T YOU?
DON'T BE FLIP, BOY.
JUST TELL US WHAT
YOU GOT TO SAY.
I'VE GOT GUESTS TO TAKE CARE OF.
WELL... LET'S SEE.
[CHUCKLES]
SAY IT, BOBBY.
OK, I'LL SAY IT.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
A BABY?!
A BABY?!
Josh: MAN, THAT IS NEWS!
YOU'RE... GONNA BE A MAMA.
NO, THAT ISN'T WHAT
I WAS GONNA SAY.
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY, DIGGER?
YEAH, WELL, UH... YOU ARE HAPPY?
YES, DADDY, I'M HAPPY.
[LAUGHS]
I RECKON IT'S OUT
OF STYLE TO SAY SO,
BUT I DAMN SURE
HOPE IT'S A BOY. HA HA!
Ellie: YOU'RE RIGHT.
ABOUT WANTING A GRANDSON?
NO, ABOUT BEING OUT OF STYLE.
[ALL LAUGH]
Ellie: WHEN'S THE
BABY DUE, PAMELA?
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST WENT TO THE
LAB THIS MORNING.
I HAVE TO MAKE AN
APPOINTMENT WITH THE DOCTOR.
ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU, PAM?
YES... YOU CAN GIVE
ME 2 GRANDDADDIES
FOR OUR BABY TO
BE WITH TOGETHER.
YOU JUST SAID YOU'D
WORK ON IT, DADDY.
JUST TRY.
A HANDSHAKE.
Digger: WELL, JOCK?
MAYBE IF WE GAVE IT A TRY,
WE COULD MAKE A GO OF IT.
LET'S GO SEE OUR GUESTS.
COME ON, DADDY.
OH. HA HA HA.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
LISTEN, WE HAVE A
LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT...
HI. JIMMY, YOU
HAVING A GOOD TIME?
YEAH. LISTEN, PAM,
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
IT WAS PERFECT.
I ALMOST LAUGHED AT MYSELF
FOR CARRYING ON
LIKE A HAYSEED AND ALL.
I LOVE IT.
WELL, I TOLD YOU LUCY
DOES NOT RESPOND TO COOL.
YEAH. LISTEN, I DON'T WANT
TO KEEP THE LADY WAITING,
YOU KNOW? HEH.
I'M GETTING A ROYAL
TOUR OF THE RANCH.
WELL, GO AND ENJOY IT.
OK. SEE YOU.
NO, I DON'T WANT
NO COFFEE. GO ON.
IF THIS DOESN'T CALL FOR
A DRINK, NOTHING DOES.
WELL, I'M ON THE WAGON.
GIVE ME MY BRAND, KELLY.
GIVE HIM GRAPE SODA POP.
I'VE BEEN READY FOR THAT CHILD.
HAVE BEEN FOR A LONG TIME.
I GOTTA GET READY.
THAT KID'S GONNA
HAVE EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING, YOU HEAR?
NOW, WE CAN'T SPOIL HIM.
WHY NOT?
I SPOILED BOBBY ROTTEN,
AND HE TURNED OUT TO
BE THE BEST OF THE LOT.
YES, SIR, THAT KID'S GONNA HAVE
A SHETLAND PONY AND ONE OF THOSE
BUZZY BIKES THE KIDS LIKE.
NOT AGAIN, JOCK.
WHAT?
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE
EVERYTHING, LIKE ALWAYS.
YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER
LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE,
NOW YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE MY GRANDSON.
SAME OLD DIGGER BARNES.
NO, NO, I'M NOT THE SAME.
I DECIDED RIGHT UP
THERE ON THAT PORCH
THAT I WAS GONNA FORGIVE YOU.
FORGIVE? FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT?
FOR STEALING. FOR SWINDLING.
FOR CHEATING ME
OUT OF WHAT WAS MINE.
DO YOU REALLY SEE
IT THAT WAY, DIGGER?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
SMARTER BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT.
I CALL IT CROOKED.
YOU TOOK EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING, INCLUDING MY GIRL.
YOUR WHAT? WE WERE JUST KIDS.
JOCK! JOCK, LET HIM ALONE!
YOU HEAR THAT,
BARNES? "LET HIM."
LET HIM BELIEVE IN HIS OWN LIES.
YOU TOOK THE
CLAIMS FOR YOUR OWN.
STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU.
YOUNG LADY, YOU'VE
HEARD HIS SIDE ALL YOUR LIFE.
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU
HEARD THE TRUTH.
I PUT THAT CLAIM IN MY NAME
TO KEEP HIM FROM
GAMBLING HIS HALF AWAY.
YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME NOTHIN'!
I COME BACK TO THE
CLAIM... HE'S DRUNK.
HE LOOKS AT THE PAPER,
SEES MY NAME, JUMPS ME.
TRIES TO TEAR MY EYES OUT.
I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM
HALF OF THE MONEY.
STOP IT. I CAN'T STAND THIS.
Jock: HOW CAN HE STAND HIMSELF?
HE'S BEEN A LOSER
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.
COULDN'T EVEN KILL
ME THE TIME HE TRIED.
THAT'S ENOUGH, JOCK!
DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE
EVERYTHING AWAY FROM HIM,
EVEN NOW?
NO.
HE ASKS FOR THE SAME
THING EVERY TIME...
TO BE STRIPPED DOWN RAW.
I GENERALLY TRY TO
ACCOMMODATE MY GUESTS.
WILLARD... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HE WAS RIGHT. WE WAS JUST KIDS.
YOU MEANT A GREAT
DEAL TO ME, WILLARD.
WE WAS JUST KIDS,
AND YOU LIED TO ME.
DADDY.
I WANT A DRINK, LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE HERE.
I'M GONNA HAVE A DRINK.
DADDY, CALM DOWN FIRST,
AND SOON WE'LL GO HOME.
DADDY, DO YOU HEAR?
WE'LL GO HOME!
♪ SHE'S THE SWEETEST
LITTLE ROSEBUD ♪
♪ THAT TEXAS EVER KNEW ♪
♪ HER EYES ARE LIKE A DIAMOND ♪
♪ THAT SPARKLE LIKE THE DEW ♪
Bobby: DID YOU HAVE
TO DESTROY THE MAN?
Jock: MAN?
HE'S GONNA BE THE GRANDDADDY
OF MY BABY, JUST LIKE YOU.
YOUR BABY WILL OVERCOME THAT.
NOW LOOK HERE,
DADDY... NO, YOU LOOK.
I DON'T NEED YOU TO LECTURE ME.
YOU'RE NOT THINKING STRAIGHT.
ALL THIS OVER THAT...
THAT OLD DRUNK?
HE'S STILL PAMELA'S FATHER!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW TO ACT.
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
FINE.
Digger: ♪ ...THAT
TEXAS EVER KNEW ♪
♪ HER EYES ARE LIKE A DIAMOND ♪
♪ THAT SPARKLE LIKE THE DEW ♪
♪ YOU CAN FEEL A
TOUCH OF CLEMENTINE ♪
♪ AND SING YOUR ROSA LEE ♪
♪ BUT THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS ♪
♪ IS THE ONLY ROSE FOR ME ♪
YES, INDEED!
♪ THE SWEETEST LITTLE... ♪
NO, THAT'S THE FIRST...
HOW DOES THE SECOND VERSE GO?
HEY, LET GO. LET GO!
LET GO.
LET ME TAKE YOU HOME, DADDY.
I'M NOT GOING HOME, MRS. EWING.
OH, DADDY.
MRS. EWING.
I'LL GET JIMMY TO TAKE YOU HOME.
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT JIMMY EWING.
COME ON, HONEY, WE'RE
GETTING OUT OF HERE.
I'VE GOTTA GET JIMMY
TO TAKE DADDY HOME.
I'LL HELP HIM.
WELL, WHERE YOU ALL GOING?
LOOKING FOR PROOF OF PATERNITY?
GET AWAY, J.R., YOU'RE DRUNK.
[J.R. LAUGHS]
WELL, I SURE AIN'T ALONE.
HA, HA, HA. HI, DIGGER.
WELL, I JUST LOVE THESE
FAMILY SCENES, DON'T YOU?
PICTURESQUE, HUH? HA, HA!
I'M GONNA GET JIMMY.
WELL, NOW, HOW LONG
YOU ALL BEEN MARRIED?
JUST ABOUT 20 MINUTES, RIGHT?
J.R., SOBER UP.
HEY, DIGGER...
HOW YOU LIKE THIS MARRIAGE, BOY?
I DON'T LIKE IT.
[LAUGHS] WELL,
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
YOU AND I AGREED ON
ANYTHING IN 20 YEARS.
DRINK UP, BUDDY.
[LAUGHTER, GIGGLING]
[HORSE WHINNIES]
[GIGGLING]
JIMMY.
Jimmy: HUH?
OH, JIMMY... PAM.
HI. COME ON UP.
YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE DIGGER HOME.
SOMETHING WRONG?
YEAH.
DIGGER'S BAD, HUH?
NOT VERY GOOD.
YOU GONNA COME?
NO. I'M GONNA STAY
UP HERE FOR A MINUTE
AND CATCH MY BREATH.
I'LL SEE YOU BACK IN TOWN LATER.
OK.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
WATCH YOURSELF.
SORRY TO BREAK UP THE PARTY.
YEAH.
HELLO, BROTHER-IN-LAW.
HELLO, SUE ELLEN.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
WELL, THIS A PRIVATE SHOWING,
OR CAN ANYBODY WATCH?
OH, HI, J.R. YOU'RE
JUST IN TIME.
I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE
OFF ALL MY CLOTHES
AND PLAY LADY GODIVA.
WHOOPEE! HA HA.
WOULD THAT TURN
YOU ON, MY DARLIN'?
IT MIGHT.
LET'S JUST TRY.
ALL I WANT IS WHAT PAMELA HAS.
[GIGGLES]
WELL, I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE
BOBBY'S GONNA GIVE IT TO HER.
DON'T START, J.R.
WANT A DRINK, BOBBY?
WE GOT AN ISSUE AT STAKE HERE.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT... HEIRS.
TALKING ABOUT EWINGS.
NOW, YOU TAKE SUE ELLEN THERE.
ONE MAN AND ONE MAN ALONE
HAS KNOWN THAT MISS
EWING... SHUT UP, J.R.!
I THINK "KNOWN"
IS JUST A LITTLE BIT STRONG.
KNOWING REQUIRES A LITTLE BIT
OF STEADY OBSERVATION
AND FREQUENCY.
NONE OF WHICH WE
SEEM TO HAVE, J.R.
[CHUCKLES]
WELL, IN CONTRAST, NOW,
YOU TAKE THE NEW MRS. EWING.
SHE'S KNOWN... OH, JUST OFFHAND,
SHE'S KNOWN JACK WHAT'S-HIS-NAME
AND RAY KREBBS... J.R.!
SHE'S TRASH, BOBBY.
JUST PLAIN TRA...
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
JUST PLAIN TRASH.
LET HIM BE.
BOBBY, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
TAKE ME TO THE HOUSE NOW?
[CAR STARTS]
BOY...
I ALWAYS GO TOO FAR.
[GASPS] OH! I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
WHAT I SAID IS I
ALWAYS GO TOO FAR.
YES, YOU DO.
YEAH.
EXCUSE ME.
WAIT. LOOK WHAT BOBBY DID.
SEE WHAT HE DID?
WITHOUT PROVOCATION, NO DOUBT.
I DON'T KNOW. I
WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE BROTHERS,
AND BROTHERS FIGHT AND ALL THAT.
GET OFF IT, J.R.
WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, THIS HAS GOTTA STOP.
IT WILL.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
BOBBY AND I ARE MOVING OUT.
OH, NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
IT WOULD SPLIT UP THE FAMILY.
DON'T PUT THAT ON US.
WELL, NOW, WAIT
A MINUTE. WE CAN...
YOU AND I, SEE,
HAVE TO COME TO AN
UNDERSTANDING, PAMELA.
OH, COME ON. IT'S TOO LATE.
NO, IT'S NOT!
WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
NO, WE CAN'T! WE CAN!
NO, WE CAN'T... AAH!
[THUD]
WE LOST THE BABY.
PAMELA?
NO BONES BROKEN.
ANY PERMANENT INJURIES?
DOC'S UP WITH HER NOW.
WE DON'T KNOW IF
SHE'S GONNA BE ABLE
TO HAVE CHILDREN.
WHEN SHE'S UP AND AROUND,
WE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL THEN.
HEY, BOBBY, NOW, YOU KNOW
I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING
TO HURT THAT
LITTLE GIRL OF YOURS.
J.R. IS YOUR BROTHER, BOBBY.
WHY DID YOU GO TO THE STABLE?
WELL, I SAW HER
CAR OUT IN FRONT,
AND I... I WANTED...
WHY DID YOU GO IN?
I... I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
I WAS DRUNK, AND I WAS
FEELING REAL BAD, BOBBY,
AND I WANTED TO TELL
HER HOW BAD I FELT...
BOBBY... YOU CAN
GO BACK ON UP NOW.
I'LL BE IN TOUCH TOMORROW.
[SIGHS]
I'M SORRY.
NO, DON'T SAY IT.
IT WAS MY FAMILY THAT COST US.
I LOVE YOU, BOBBY.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
[DOOR OPENS]
AS SOON AS YOU'RE ON YOUR FEET,
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T, BOBBY.
DADDY, THERE'S NO
WAY WE'RE STAYING ON.
I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR FEELING THAT WAY.
BEEN A ROUGH DAY FOR EVERYBODY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE
WHAT I DID TO DIGGER.
HE CAN'T HELP BEING WHAT HE IS
ANY MORE THAN WE CAN
HELP BEING WHAT WE ARE.
DADDY, THE BOTTOM
LINE IS WE LOST THE BABY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT BABY
MEANT TO ME, TOO, BOBBY.
J.R. SAID HE WAS GOING OUT
TO THE BARN TO APOLOGIZE.
I THINK HE SHOULD HAVE
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
NOT FROM ME.
LITTLE LADY...
PAMELA... US EWINGS, UH...
THEY'RE JUST NOT AN EASY FAMILY
TO LIVE WITH, AS YOU FOUND OUT.
WE'VE HAD THINGS OUR WAY SO LONG
THAT MAYBE... WELL,
MAYBE IT GOT IN THE WAY
OF OUR BEING... JUST PEOPLE.
I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE NO REASON
TO REALLY CARE, BUT...
I WANT TO KEEP MY
FAMILY TOGETHER.
I DON'T WANT TO
LOSE ANOTHER SON.
[DOOR CLOSES]
WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?
YES.
DO YOU WANT TO STAY?
YES, I DO.
[SIGHS]
DID YOU PUSH HER?
I DID NOT.
ARE YOU SORRY THAT
SHE LOST THE BABY?
ARE YOU COMING IN?
IN A MINUTE.
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
CROSS A BARNES WITH AN EWING?
A BOY? OR A GIRL?
A BABY?!
A BABY!
THAT KID'S GONNA
HAVE EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING, YOU HEAR?
YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER
LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE MY GRANDSON.
THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
THAT JOCK EWING WANTS
MORE THAN A GRANDSON.
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO GIVE HIM HIS FIRST.
SHH!
LITTLE BROTHER BOBBY
AND THAT BARNES GIRL
ARE GONNA HAVE A
BABY NAMED EWING.
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
MORNIN', DADDY.
MORNIN', BOBBY.
HEY, LET ME CARRY THAT FOR YOU.
HA! OH, I THINK I GOT
ENOUGH LEFT IN ME
TO TOTE A CASE OF MY
BEST BOURBON WHISKEY.
SUIT YOURSELF.
WELL, TILLY, YOU READY TO FEED
HALF THE STATE OF TEXAS?
BEEN CATERING EWING
PARTIES 12 YEARS, MR. BOBBY.
AIN'T NOBODY NEVER
GONE HUNGRY YET.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
BUT WOULD YOU PLEASE
DROP THE "MISTER"?
SAM AND I DROP THE "MISTER,"
I HAVE TO CHARGE 10% LESS.
DADDY, JUST DON'T
STRAIN YOURSELF
BEFORE YOUR BIG REUNION.
HEY!
REUNION? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN, REUNION?
DIDN'T MAMA TELL YOU?
TELL ME WHAT?
WELL, PAMELA'S DADDY'S COMING.
WILLARD BARNES COMING HERE?
[LAUGHING] WILLARD?
YEAH, WILLARD.
THAT WAS HIS NAME BEFORE
HE CALLED HIMSELF "DIGGER."
NOW, WHAT THE HELL'S
HE COMING OUT HERE FOR?
WELL, HE'S PAMELA'S DADDY.
HE'S MY FATHER-IN-LAW.
HE SHOULD BE INVITED.
INVITING'S ONE THING.
ACCEPTING'S ANOTHER.
COME ON. IT'S GONNA BE
THE GREATEST THING
EVER HAPPENED,
YOU AND DIGGER
GET BACK TOGETHER.
MIGHT EVEN BURY THE HATCHET.
SEE YOU LATER.
MY HOUSE, MY BARBECUE.
DIGGER BARNES.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, PAMELA.
HMM.
WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
AND NEITHER IS THAT SHIRT.
THIS SHIRT? I LOVE THIS SHIRT.
THAT'S A TERRIFIC SHIRT.
"TERRIFIC" ISN'T
PART OF THE PLAN.
PLAN? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. PLAN?
TO MAKE ME INTO A HAYSEED.
AW, COME ON, PAM.
HOW MUCH HAY IS THERE
ON THE STREETS OF DALLAS?
[CHUCKLES]
CHANGE THAT SHIRT.
AW, PAM. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
WANNA BET?
YOU GONNA USE THAT TIE?
MM-HMM. THAT'S THE
PRICE YOU'RE GONNA PAY
FOR NOT GOING TO THE BARBECUE.
NO, IT'S OK.
I LIKE THAT.
WOULD YOU CHANGE THAT SHIRT?
I'LL FIX THE TIE AT THE RANCH.
PAMELA, YOU GO ON AHEAD.
JIMMY AND I'LL DRIVE OUT LATER.
OH, DADDY, I THOUGHT
WE'D USE THE TIME
BEFORE THE BARBECUE
TO GET REACQUAINTED.
REACQUAINTED WITH
JOCK EWING? HMM.
DADDY, I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE GOING OUT THERE AT ALL.
YOU HATE HIM.
THAT'S RIGHT. I HATE HIM.
[SNIFFS]
JOCK EWING HAD THE
HEAD. I HAD THE NOSE.
HE WAS THE SMARTER. I'VE
NEVER SAID OTHERWISE...
BUT WITHOUT MY NOSE, HE
WOULDN'T HAVE HAD NOTHING.
I FOUND THE OIL.
HE CLAIMED IT.
I DRILLED IT.
HE SOLD WHAT BUBBLED UP.
HOW'D HE DO THAT?
WE WAS PARTNERS.
ONE NEEDED THE OTHER.
I TRUSTED HIM.
HE STOLE YOU BLIND.
HE NOT ONLY STOLE MY FORTUNE,
HE STOLE MY SWEETHEART.
MY DADDY USED TO
WORK FOR HER DADDY,
OLD MAN SOUTHWORTH.
THAT'S HOW WE GOT
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
SHE WAS A SWEET
LITTLE THING, ELLIE WAS...
WITH A GREAT BIG LAUGH.
SHE HAD A WAY ABOUT HER.
SHE COULD BE SWEET
AS SUGAR ONE MINUTE,
AND COME AT YOU WITH
A SHOTGUN THE NEXT,
AND, OH, WHAT A TEMPER SHE HAD.
GO OFF LIKE A FIRECRACKER.
BANG!
AND JUST QUICK AS
QUICK, IT'S ALL OVER.
SURE HAD A WAY ABOUT HER.
DADDY, WHY ARE YOU
GOING OUT THERE?
BECAUSE PAM ASKED ME.
BEGGED YOU IS MORE LIKE IT.
MY LITTLE GIRL...
MARRIED TO ELLIE'S SON.
I AIN'T SURE WHAT, BUT
IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING.
2 HOURS, JIMMY?
OK? DRIVE CAREFULLY.
BYE, CLIFF.
BYE.
2 HOURS.
MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY
OF COFFEE AND PUNCH.
ALL RIGHT? 2:30. THANKS, SAM.
HI, SUE ELLEN.
PAMELA, WILL YOU
PLEASE MOVE YOUR CAR?
THE FLORIST'S TRUCK HAS
GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
OH, SURE. I'M SORRY.
HEY, LUCY. HMM?
HOW ABOUT MOVING THE CAR?
ME? YEAH.
WHERE'S YOUR DADDY
AND YOUR COUSIN?
OH, THEY'LL BE HERE LATER.
HOW'D YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY COUSIN JIMMY?
BOBBY TOLD ME.
HE DIDN'T INSINUATE...
INSINUATE WHAT?
ANYTHING ABOUT
YOU MEETING JIMMY.
HE SAID THAT I MIGHT LIKE HIM.
OH, JIMMY'S JUST A BABY.
19, BOBBY SAID.
THERE'S 19, AND THERE'S 19,
AND COMPARED TO YOU, HE'S 5.
DON'T FORGET TO MOVE THE CAR.
HI, HOW ARE YOU.
J.R.: HI.
WONDER WHAT KIND OF A
CANNON WAS SHE SHOT OUT OF.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
Woman: DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
HELLO.
THIS IS PAMELA EWING.
I WAS IN THIS MORNING,
AND I JUST WONDERED IF...
Woman: WOULD YOU HOLD, PLEASE?
SURE, I'LL HOLD.
Doctor: HELLO, MRS. EWING.
THE TEST IS POSITIVE.
IT'S POSITIVE?
Doctor: YES.
YOU MEAN I'M... I'M REALLY...
Doctor: YES, YOU ARE
DEFINITELY PREGNANT.
HOW LONG?
Doctor: WELL, IT'S A LITTLE
EARLY TO TELL RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S... THAT'S WONDERFUL.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL!
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
BYE.
BOBBY? I'M HOME.
I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE, HON.
[DOOR OPENS]
HI.
HI.
DID YOU GO TO DALLAS TODAY?
MM-HMM.
SORRY. HOW'S DIGGER?
FINE. STONE SOBER.
GOOD. I'LL GET YOU A TOWEL.
I LEARNED A RIDDLE TODAY.
OH? LET'S HEAR IT.
WELL, I KNOW THE RIDDLE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER.
WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER YET.
YOU'RE NUTS.
HA HA! YEAH.
WELL, I FIGURE THERE ARE
ONLY 2 POSSIBLE ANSWERS.
PAMELA, ARE YOU GONNA
TELL ME THE RIDDLE OR NOT?
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU
CROSS A BARNES WITH AN EWING?
IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU
NEVER CROSS AN EWING.
OHH.
SORRY. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE THE 2 POSSIBLE ANSWERS?
A BOY OR A GIRL?
YOU...
WOW.
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
YES! HA HA HA HA HA!
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
Sue Ellen: IT'S STILL A
LITTLE WINDY, SENATOR,
BUT I THINK IT'S SHIFTED.
IT'S CALMED DOWN.
IT REALLY IS A NICE DAY.
JUST... JUST LOVING IT.
IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU'RE HERE.
RAY.
SENATOR, I THINK YOU KNOW
OUR RANCH FOREMAN RAY KREBBS.
CERTAINLY. RAY. NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, SENATOR.
Sue Ellen: AND HIS
VERY GOOD FRIEND...
MAUREEN.
MAUREEN. YES.
YOU'RE LOOKING
LOVELY TODAY, DEAR.
MY SENTIMENTS ENTIRELY.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
SENATOR, CHAMPAGNE?
THANK YOU.
DON'T FORGET OUR DANCE.
IT'S GONNA BE MY
PLEASURE, I ASSURE YOU.
HAVE A FINE TIME TODAY, SENATOR.
THANKS, RAY.
DOC ALLISTAIR, HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HI, IS EVERYBODY OK?
GET ENOUGH TO DRINK?
OH, EXCUSE ME A MINUTE, HON, OK?
OK.
HI.
WELL, HI.
DON'T YOU LOOK CUTE.
CUTE'S NOT EXACTLY
MY FIRST CHOICE,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
PARTY AT HOME WITH GRANDMOTHER.
BUT...
AN ANNOUNCEMENT LATER,
BUT PAM IS PREGNANT.
HEY, I'M GONNA GO
OVER AND TALK TO PAM.
PAM, I JUST HEARD THE
WORD. CONGRATULATIONS.
Pam: THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST CAN'T
WAIT FOR THE RIGHT THING.
HI.
HELLO. HI, LUCY.
HAVE YOU MET SUSAN?
NO. HELLO.
SUSAN'S ONE OF OUR
NEW LITTLE LADIES
AT THE OFFICE, AND THIS IS LUCY,
AND SHE'S MY NIECE.
OF COURSE, BOBBY'S NIECE, TOO.
OF COURSE.
HEY, JIM, HOW YOU DOING?
ALL RIGHT, J.R. HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD. GOOD.
LISTEN, YOU SHOW SUSAN AROUND,
AND MAKE SURE SHE
MEETS EVERYBODY.
SURE.
COME HERE JUST A SEC.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
DID, UH, BOBBY HIRE YOU?
NO. J.R.
OHH.
OH, J.R., HE NEVER
MISSES A TRICK.
SAM. HOW YOU DOING, SAM?
REAL GOOD, MISS ELLIE.
THESE FOLKS ARE DRINKERS.
WE'RE WAY AHEAD OF LAST YEAR.
WELL, KEEP IT FLOWING.
HI.
HELLO, WILLARD.
HELLO, ELLIE.
YOU LOOK NICE.
YOU LOOK SAME AS ALWAYS.
THAT'S GOING A LITTLE FAR.
THIS IS MY NEPHEW JIMMY.
JIMMY, SAY HELLO
TO MISS ELLIE EWING.
GOOD TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.
THANK YOU, JIMMY.
GLAD YOU COULD COME.
I KNOW YOU'LL HAVE
A REAL FINE TIME.
THANKS, MA'AM.
WE OLD FOLKS ARE GONNA
REHASH SOME ANCIENT HISTORY.
COME ON.
JIMMY. HI.
HEY, WHERE'S DIGGER?
HE'S WITH, UH, WHAT'S
HER NAME? MISS ELLIE?
YEAH? IS HE ALL RIGHT?
MM-HMM. NERVOUS AS
A RABBIT, BUT SOBER.
OH, THANK GOD FOR THAT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL TAKE YOU AROUND
AND INTRODUCE YOU TO
SOME OF THE FOLKS. OK?
BOBBY!
I'M GONNA TAKE JIMMY AROUND.
OK. HOW YOU DOING, JIMMY?
Jimmy: PRETTY GOOD.
OK, YOU TAKE CARE OF HER NOW.
OK.
BOBBY.
YES, SAM?
CAN I HAVE A WORD?
WHY, SURE. EXCUSE
ME. COME ON THROUGH.
SURE IS GOOD NEWS
ABOUT YOU AND THE BRIDE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S THE WORST-KEPT
SECRET OF THE PARTY.
WORD'S GETTIN' AROUND.
MAYBE MR. JOCK AND MISS ELLIE...
OF COURSE, THEY SHOULD
HEAR IT FROM US FIRST.
I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND
THEM AND TELL THEM.
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANKS A LOT, SAM.
HEY, RAY, COME HERE.
LUCY.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
HI.
YOU KNOW MAUREEN.
Lucy: UH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.
UM, HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT BOBBY AND PAM?
NO.
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
ISN'T THAT TERRIFIC?
THAT'S TERRIFIC.
RAY...
MAUREEN, WHY DON'T YOU
GET ANOTHER DRINK, OK?
OK.
SEE YOU IN A BIT.
SNEAKING HIS
CIGARETTES EARLY TODAY.
HE'S SNUCK 3 OF
THEM SITTING THERE.
AIN'T LIKE HIM TO STAY AWAY
FROM HIS GUESTS SO LONG.
DIGGER BARNES IS HERE.
SAY WHAT?
YOU HEARD ME.
THE GIRL BOBBY MARRIED
IS DIGGER'S DAUGHTER,
SO IT FIGURES JOCK AND DIGGER
ARE BOUND TO MEET AGAIN.
YEAH, BUT FROM THE LOOKS OF HIM,
IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME
BEFORE HE WAS READY.
HOW ARE THINGS OUT THERE?
CRAZY.
THAT AIN'T NO NEWS.
TELL ME SOME NEWS.
SHE'S ON A NEST...
DIGGER'S GIRL.
NOW THAT'S NEWS.
HOW'S THE MISSIS AND
BIG BROTHER TAKING IT?
I DON'T THINK THEY
KNOW ABOUT IT YET.
THEY AIN'T GONNA LIKE THAT.
WHO'S GONNA BE THE
FIRST TO HAVE A FIGHT?
TOO SOON TO TELL.
FIRST TO GET DRUNK?
HE'S GOT THE HEAD START.
[THE TENNESSEE WALTZ PLAYS]
AHH.
[COUGHING]
MY BRAND, TILLIE.
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL?
OH, YES, SIR, MR.JOCK.
YOU OUGHT TO BE GETTIN'
BACK TO YOUR GUESTS.
I'LL KEEP BOTH EYES OPEN.
DIGGER BARNES, TILLIE.
DIGGER BARNES IS... AT MY HOUSE.
WELL, IT WAS BOUND
TO HAPPEN, MR. JOCK,
WHAT WITH THE CHILDREN
BEING MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.
YOU KNOW, TO HEAR
DIGGER BARNES TELL IT,
JOCK EWING'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERYTHING EVIL,
ALL THE WAY BACK
TO ORIGINAL SIN.
HERE'S TO ORIGINAL SIN.
[CHUCKLES]
STOLE HIS GIRL.
THE OLD MAN WORKED FOR
SOUTHWORTH FOR A WHILE,
THAT'S ALL.
HE AND ELLIE WERE
14 YEARS OLD, 15 TOPS.
SWEETHEARTS.
[LAUGHS]
HOW YOU DOING?
YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?
WELL, HI, DADDY. I'VE
BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
DUTIES. BAR DUTIES.
WELL, UH, PAMMY AND I,
WE GOT SOMETHING WE'D LIKE
TO TALK TO YOU AND MAMA ABOUT.
OH?
AND DIGGER BARNES?
YES, SIR.
WELL, THIS IS ONE MEETING
I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO.
WELL, DADDY...
I THINK THIS JUST
MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'M SURE IT'S GONNA.
COME ON.
SO THAT'S WHAT IT
CAME DOWN TO, WILLARD.
IT WAS 1930.
THERE WAS DROUGHT, DEPRESSION.
MY FAMILY WAS GOING
TO LOSE THIS RANCH.
YOU MARRIED JOCK
EWING TO SAVE ALL THIS?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE SOUTHWORTHS HAVE
BEEN HERE A LONG TIME.
WE LOVE THIS LAND.
IT'S WHAT WE'RE MADE OF.
ANY REGRETS?
NONE AT ALL.
JOCK AND I MADE A GOOD MARRIAGE.
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
I THINK ABOUT YOU
OFTEN, WILLARD.
I ALWAYS HAVE...
BUT I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.
[SIGHS]
NOW, WE BETTER GET BACK
BEFORE WE SET TONGUES WAGGING.
ELLIE, JUST ONE THING:
NOBODY, BUT NOBODY,
CALLS ME WILLARD ANYMORE.
[ALL LAUGH]
WHAT A PLEASURE TO
SEE 3 SUCH LOVELY LADIES
HAVING SO MUCH FUN.
WHY NOT?
IT'S A EXTRA-SPECIAL
CELEBRATION.
WELL, I SEEM TO BE IN THE DARK.
BOBBY AND PAM, OF COURSE.
OH, I'M SORRY.
I THOUGHT EVERYBODY KNEW BY NOW.
KNEW WHAT, LUCY, DEAR?
PAM AND BOBBY ARE
GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
WELL... THAT IS CAUSE
FOR CELEBRATION.
I'LL GO FIND PAMELA.
J.R.: WELL, OLD BOY, GOOD JOB.
"YEAH, I THINK SO.
AND IT LOOKED SO
GOOD, I ATE IT MYSELF."
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. [LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
EXCUSE ME. PAMELA?
YES?
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
WELL, THANK YOU, SUE ELLEN.
IT'S JUST VERY
EXCITING FOR US ALL.
YES, IT IS.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, SAM.
THANK YOU.
J.R.: THIS LITTLE GIRL,
SHE SAID, "WELL, J.R.,
YOU GOT TO WEAR THESE
ROSE-COLORED GLASSES..."
J.R.?
A ROSY OUTLOOK ON
LIFE. NOW, I THINK...
J.R.? EXCUSE ME.
YES, DARLIN'?
MAY I SEE YOU A MINUTE, PLEASE?
OH, SURE. I ALWAYS GOT
TIME FOR A PRETTY LADY.
YOU GENTLEMEN EXCUSE ME?
BE RIGHT BACK.
WELL, I CAN SEE BY YOUR,
UH, APPARENT GOOD HUMOR
THAT YOU'RE NOT AWARE
OF THE NEWS OF THE HOUR.
WELL, I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THE ALAMO,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
WATERLOO'S MORE
LIKE IT... YOURS.
WOULD YOU GET TO
THE POINT, DARLIN'?
I'M TALKING TO A
SENATOR OVER THERE.
WELL, I AM TALKING ABOUT
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER BOBBY,
THE APPLE OF JOCK EWING'S EYE,
AND HIS WIFE AND
THEIR MARRIAGE...
THEIR BOUNTIFUL MARRIAGE.
UH, WOULD YOU COME
TO THE POINT, DARLIN'?
IT IS NOT AT ALL LIKE OURS.
THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS
WORLD THAT JOCK EWING WANTS
MORE THAN A GRANDSON...
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN
ABLE TO GIVE HIM HIS FIRST
BECAUSE OF YOUR
DISINTEREST IN ME.
SHH!
SHE IS PREGNANT, J.R.!
LITTLE BROTHER BOBBY
AND THAT BARNES GIRL
ARE GONNA HAVE A
BABY... NAMED EWING.
MAYBE EVEN A BOY.
NOW, YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.
MIND IF I SIT DOWN?
I DIDN'T SEE YOU OUT
THERE DANCING AT ALL TODAY.
DON'T KNOW HOW.
YOU COULD PROBABLY GET
SOMEBODY TO TEACH YOU.
WHY?
DON'T YOU WANT TO LEARN?
NEVER GAVE IT MUCH THOUGHT.
IT'S REALLY FUN.
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
POOL.
SWIMMING POOL?
SHOOTIN' POOL.
YOU ANY GOOD AT IT?
PRETTY GOOD.
YOU ANY GOOD AT ANYTHING ELSE?
NOTHING MUCH.
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
NOPE.
BUT YOU DO LIKE GIRLS, THOUGH?
NEVER GAVE IT MUCH THOUGHT.
YOU DON'T LIKE BOYS, DO YOU?
SURE DO.
I MEAN, LIKE THEM...
YOU KNOW, IN THAT WAY?
WHAT WAY?
NEVER MIND.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND
THAT YOU'VE... YOU KNOW?
"YOU KNOW" WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
OK, SO SHE'S SHOWING
HIM AROUND THE RANCH.
I'M GOING TO SEE IF THAT MAN'S
CARVING THE BEEF RIGHT.
DADDY, WE GOT SOMETHING
WE WANT TO TELL YOU.
WE DON'T WANT YOU
TO HEAR IT OUT THERE.
NO DISRESPECT TO
YOU, YOUNG LADY,
BUT WHY DID YOUR DADDY
COME HERE AT ALL TODAY?
BECAUSE I BEGGED HIM TO.
WELL, I SURE CAN'T MAKE
HEADS OR TAILS OF THIS.
[SIGHS]
I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TOLD HIM ALL THAT.
[CHUCKLES] HE WORKS
HARD, POOR J.R. DOES.
OH, I SHOULDN'T ADD
TO HIS PRESSURES.
I SHOULDN'T MAKE
HIM UNCOMFORTABLE.
MM-MMM.
EVER.
[CHUCKLES]
OF COURSE... A WIFE
HAS NEEDS, TOO.
I DO.
I ADMIT THAT CANDIDLY.
UNFULFILLED NEEDS...
AT THE PRESENT TIME.
HMM.
I SAY AT THE PRESENT,
BUT I DON'T PLAN TO DO ANYTHING
OUTSIDE THE BOUNDS OF MARRIAGE.
NO, IT'S PROPRIETY.
[LAUGHS]
NEVER. UH-UH.
NO CHANCE OF THAT AT ALL.
BUT... I AM OPTIMISTIC...
ABOUT J.R. AND ME...
[SIGHS] ABOUT J.R. AND ME
AND CONJUGAL CIRCUMSTANCE.
[LAUGHS]
I KEEP MYSELF NICE.
I REALLY WORK AT IT.
[CHUCKLES]
SCARCELY GAINED A POUND
SINCE I WAS MISS TEXAS.
I REALLY DO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
I WONDER WHERE J.R. GOT OFF TO.
[CHUCKLES]
MAYBE... MAYBE I
OVERSTATED THE CASE.
IS JOCK EWING GOING
TO LOVE J.R. LESS
BECAUSE BOBBY EWING
GAVE HIM HIS FIRST GRANDSON?
[LAUGHS]
YES...
BECAUSE JOCK EWING
LOVES J.R. LESS TO BEGIN WITH.
WHAT WOULD I LIKE?
I'D LIKE J.R. TO LOVE ME MORE.
IS THAT ASKING FOR TOO MUCH?
OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
[WEEPS]
WHERE YOU BEEN, ELLIE?
I WAS SHOWING DIGGER THE RANCH.
OH.
JOCK, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
DIGGER YET, HAVE YOU?
NO.
YOU TWO DO REMEMBER
ONE ANOTHER, DON'T YOU?
DON'T BE FLIP, BOY.
JUST TELL US WHAT
YOU GOT TO SAY.
I'VE GOT GUESTS TO TAKE CARE OF.
WELL... LET'S SEE.
[CHUCKLES]
SAY IT, BOBBY.
OK, I'LL SAY IT.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
A BABY?!
A BABY?!
Josh: MAN, THAT IS NEWS!
YOU'RE... GONNA BE A MAMA.
NO, THAT ISN'T WHAT
I WAS GONNA SAY.
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY, DIGGER?
YEAH, WELL, UH... YOU ARE HAPPY?
YES, DADDY, I'M HAPPY.
[LAUGHS]
I RECKON IT'S OUT
OF STYLE TO SAY SO,
BUT I DAMN SURE
HOPE IT'S A BOY. HA HA!
Ellie: YOU'RE RIGHT.
ABOUT WANTING A GRANDSON?
NO, ABOUT BEING OUT OF STYLE.
[ALL LAUGH]
Ellie: WHEN'S THE
BABY DUE, PAMELA?
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST WENT TO THE
LAB THIS MORNING.
I HAVE TO MAKE AN
APPOINTMENT WITH THE DOCTOR.
ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU, PAM?
YES... YOU CAN GIVE
ME 2 GRANDDADDIES
FOR OUR BABY TO
BE WITH TOGETHER.
YOU JUST SAID YOU'D
WORK ON IT, DADDY.
JUST TRY.
A HANDSHAKE.
Digger: WELL, JOCK?
MAYBE IF WE GAVE IT A TRY,
WE COULD MAKE A GO OF IT.
LET'S GO SEE OUR GUESTS.
COME ON, DADDY.
OH. HA HA HA.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
LISTEN, WE HAVE A
LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT...
HI. JIMMY, YOU
HAVING A GOOD TIME?
YEAH. LISTEN, PAM,
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
IT WAS PERFECT.
I ALMOST LAUGHED AT MYSELF
FOR CARRYING ON
LIKE A HAYSEED AND ALL.
I LOVE IT.
WELL, I TOLD YOU LUCY
DOES NOT RESPOND TO COOL.
YEAH. LISTEN, I DON'T WANT
TO KEEP THE LADY WAITING,
YOU KNOW? HEH.
I'M GETTING A ROYAL
TOUR OF THE RANCH.
WELL, GO AND ENJOY IT.
OK. SEE YOU.
NO, I DON'T WANT
NO COFFEE. GO ON.
IF THIS DOESN'T CALL FOR
A DRINK, NOTHING DOES.
WELL, I'M ON THE WAGON.
GIVE ME MY BRAND, KELLY.
GIVE HIM GRAPE SODA POP.
I'VE BEEN READY FOR THAT CHILD.
HAVE BEEN FOR A LONG TIME.
I GOTTA GET READY.
THAT KID'S GONNA
HAVE EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING, YOU HEAR?
NOW, WE CAN'T SPOIL HIM.
WHY NOT?
I SPOILED BOBBY ROTTEN,
AND HE TURNED OUT TO
BE THE BEST OF THE LOT.
YES, SIR, THAT KID'S GONNA HAVE
A SHETLAND PONY AND ONE OF THOSE
BUZZY BIKES THE KIDS LIKE.
NOT AGAIN, JOCK.
WHAT?
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE
EVERYTHING, LIKE ALWAYS.
YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER
LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE,
NOW YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE MY GRANDSON.
SAME OLD DIGGER BARNES.
NO, NO, I'M NOT THE SAME.
I DECIDED RIGHT UP
THERE ON THAT PORCH
THAT I WAS GONNA FORGIVE YOU.
FORGIVE? FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT?
FOR STEALING. FOR SWINDLING.
FOR CHEATING ME
OUT OF WHAT WAS MINE.
DO YOU REALLY SEE
IT THAT WAY, DIGGER?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
SMARTER BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT.
I CALL IT CROOKED.
YOU TOOK EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING, INCLUDING MY GIRL.
YOUR WHAT? WE WERE JUST KIDS.
JOCK! JOCK, LET HIM ALONE!
YOU HEAR THAT,
BARNES? "LET HIM."
LET HIM BELIEVE IN HIS OWN LIES.
YOU TOOK THE
CLAIMS FOR YOUR OWN.
STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU.
YOUNG LADY, YOU'VE
HEARD HIS SIDE ALL YOUR LIFE.
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU
HEARD THE TRUTH.
I PUT THAT CLAIM IN MY NAME
TO KEEP HIM FROM
GAMBLING HIS HALF AWAY.
YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME NOTHIN'!
I COME BACK TO THE
CLAIM... HE'S DRUNK.
HE LOOKS AT THE PAPER,
SEES MY NAME, JUMPS ME.
TRIES TO TEAR MY EYES OUT.
I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM
HALF OF THE MONEY.
STOP IT. I CAN'T STAND THIS.
Jock: HOW CAN HE STAND HIMSELF?
HE'S BEEN A LOSER
EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.
COULDN'T EVEN KILL
ME THE TIME HE TRIED.
THAT'S ENOUGH, JOCK!
DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE
EVERYTHING AWAY FROM HIM,
EVEN NOW?
NO.
HE ASKS FOR THE SAME
THING EVERY TIME...
TO BE STRIPPED DOWN RAW.
I GENERALLY TRY TO
ACCOMMODATE MY GUESTS.
WILLARD... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HE WAS RIGHT. WE WAS JUST KIDS.
YOU MEANT A GREAT
DEAL TO ME, WILLARD.
WE WAS JUST KIDS,
AND YOU LIED TO ME.
DADDY.
I WANT A DRINK, LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE HERE.
I'M GONNA HAVE A DRINK.
DADDY, CALM DOWN FIRST,
AND SOON WE'LL GO HOME.
DADDY, DO YOU HEAR?
WE'LL GO HOME!
♪ SHE'S THE SWEETEST
LITTLE ROSEBUD ♪
♪ THAT TEXAS EVER KNEW ♪
♪ HER EYES ARE LIKE A DIAMOND ♪
♪ THAT SPARKLE LIKE THE DEW ♪
Bobby: DID YOU HAVE
TO DESTROY THE MAN?
Jock: MAN?
HE'S GONNA BE THE GRANDDADDY
OF MY BABY, JUST LIKE YOU.
YOUR BABY WILL OVERCOME THAT.
NOW LOOK HERE,
DADDY... NO, YOU LOOK.
I DON'T NEED YOU TO LECTURE ME.
YOU'RE NOT THINKING STRAIGHT.
ALL THIS OVER THAT...
THAT OLD DRUNK?
HE'S STILL PAMELA'S FATHER!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW TO ACT.
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
FINE.
Digger: ♪ ...THAT
TEXAS EVER KNEW ♪
♪ HER EYES ARE LIKE A DIAMOND ♪
♪ THAT SPARKLE LIKE THE DEW ♪
♪ YOU CAN FEEL A
TOUCH OF CLEMENTINE ♪
♪ AND SING YOUR ROSA LEE ♪
♪ BUT THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS ♪
♪ IS THE ONLY ROSE FOR ME ♪
YES, INDEED!
♪ THE SWEETEST LITTLE... ♪
NO, THAT'S THE FIRST...
HOW DOES THE SECOND VERSE GO?
HEY, LET GO. LET GO!
LET GO.
LET ME TAKE YOU HOME, DADDY.
I'M NOT GOING HOME, MRS. EWING.
OH, DADDY.
MRS. EWING.
I'LL GET JIMMY TO TAKE YOU HOME.
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT JIMMY EWING.
COME ON, HONEY, WE'RE
GETTING OUT OF HERE.
I'VE GOTTA GET JIMMY
TO TAKE DADDY HOME.
I'LL HELP HIM.
WELL, WHERE YOU ALL GOING?
LOOKING FOR PROOF OF PATERNITY?
GET AWAY, J.R., YOU'RE DRUNK.
[J.R. LAUGHS]
WELL, I SURE AIN'T ALONE.
HA, HA, HA. HI, DIGGER.
WELL, I JUST LOVE THESE
FAMILY SCENES, DON'T YOU?
PICTURESQUE, HUH? HA, HA!
I'M GONNA GET JIMMY.
WELL, NOW, HOW LONG
YOU ALL BEEN MARRIED?
JUST ABOUT 20 MINUTES, RIGHT?
J.R., SOBER UP.
HEY, DIGGER...
HOW YOU LIKE THIS MARRIAGE, BOY?
I DON'T LIKE IT.
[LAUGHS] WELL,
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
YOU AND I AGREED ON
ANYTHING IN 20 YEARS.
DRINK UP, BUDDY.
[LAUGHTER, GIGGLING]
[HORSE WHINNIES]
[GIGGLING]
JIMMY.
Jimmy: HUH?
OH, JIMMY... PAM.
HI. COME ON UP.
YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE DIGGER HOME.
SOMETHING WRONG?
YEAH.
DIGGER'S BAD, HUH?
NOT VERY GOOD.
YOU GONNA COME?
NO. I'M GONNA STAY
UP HERE FOR A MINUTE
AND CATCH MY BREATH.
I'LL SEE YOU BACK IN TOWN LATER.
OK.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
WATCH YOURSELF.
SORRY TO BREAK UP THE PARTY.
YEAH.
HELLO, BROTHER-IN-LAW.
HELLO, SUE ELLEN.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
WELL, THIS A PRIVATE SHOWING,
OR CAN ANYBODY WATCH?
OH, HI, J.R. YOU'RE
JUST IN TIME.
I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE
OFF ALL MY CLOTHES
AND PLAY LADY GODIVA.
WHOOPEE! HA HA.
WOULD THAT TURN
YOU ON, MY DARLIN'?
IT MIGHT.
LET'S JUST TRY.
ALL I WANT IS WHAT PAMELA HAS.
[GIGGLES]
WELL, I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE
BOBBY'S GONNA GIVE IT TO HER.
DON'T START, J.R.
WANT A DRINK, BOBBY?
WE GOT AN ISSUE AT STAKE HERE.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT... HEIRS.
TALKING ABOUT EWINGS.
NOW, YOU TAKE SUE ELLEN THERE.
ONE MAN AND ONE MAN ALONE
HAS KNOWN THAT MISS
EWING... SHUT UP, J.R.!
I THINK "KNOWN"
IS JUST A LITTLE BIT STRONG.
KNOWING REQUIRES A LITTLE BIT
OF STEADY OBSERVATION
AND FREQUENCY.
NONE OF WHICH WE
SEEM TO HAVE, J.R.
[CHUCKLES]
WELL, IN CONTRAST, NOW,
YOU TAKE THE NEW MRS. EWING.
SHE'S KNOWN... OH, JUST OFFHAND,
SHE'S KNOWN JACK WHAT'S-HIS-NAME
AND RAY KREBBS... J.R.!
SHE'S TRASH, BOBBY.
JUST PLAIN TRA...
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
JUST PLAIN TRASH.
LET HIM BE.
BOBBY, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
TAKE ME TO THE HOUSE NOW?
[CAR STARTS]
BOY...
I ALWAYS GO TOO FAR.
[GASPS] OH! I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
WHAT I SAID IS I
ALWAYS GO TOO FAR.
YES, YOU DO.
YEAH.
EXCUSE ME.
WAIT. LOOK WHAT BOBBY DID.
SEE WHAT HE DID?
WITHOUT PROVOCATION, NO DOUBT.
I DON'T KNOW. I
WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE BROTHERS,
AND BROTHERS FIGHT AND ALL THAT.
GET OFF IT, J.R.
WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, THIS HAS GOTTA STOP.
IT WILL.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
BOBBY AND I ARE MOVING OUT.
OH, NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
IT WOULD SPLIT UP THE FAMILY.
DON'T PUT THAT ON US.
WELL, NOW, WAIT
A MINUTE. WE CAN...
YOU AND I, SEE,
HAVE TO COME TO AN
UNDERSTANDING, PAMELA.
OH, COME ON. IT'S TOO LATE.
NO, IT'S NOT!
WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.
NO, WE CAN'T! WE CAN!
NO, WE CAN'T... AAH!
[THUD]
WE LOST THE BABY.
PAMELA?
NO BONES BROKEN.
ANY PERMANENT INJURIES?
DOC'S UP WITH HER NOW.
WE DON'T KNOW IF
SHE'S GONNA BE ABLE
TO HAVE CHILDREN.
WHEN SHE'S UP AND AROUND,
WE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL THEN.
HEY, BOBBY, NOW, YOU KNOW
I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING
TO HURT THAT
LITTLE GIRL OF YOURS.
J.R. IS YOUR BROTHER, BOBBY.
WHY DID YOU GO TO THE STABLE?
WELL, I SAW HER
CAR OUT IN FRONT,
AND I... I WANTED...
WHY DID YOU GO IN?
I... I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
I WAS DRUNK, AND I WAS
FEELING REAL BAD, BOBBY,
AND I WANTED TO TELL
HER HOW BAD I FELT...
BOBBY... YOU CAN
GO BACK ON UP NOW.
I'LL BE IN TOUCH TOMORROW.
[SIGHS]
I'M SORRY.
NO, DON'T SAY IT.
IT WAS MY FAMILY THAT COST US.
I LOVE YOU, BOBBY.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
[DOOR OPENS]
AS SOON AS YOU'RE ON YOUR FEET,
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T, BOBBY.
DADDY, THERE'S NO
WAY WE'RE STAYING ON.
I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR FEELING THAT WAY.
BEEN A ROUGH DAY FOR EVERYBODY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE
WHAT I DID TO DIGGER.
HE CAN'T HELP BEING WHAT HE IS
ANY MORE THAN WE CAN
HELP BEING WHAT WE ARE.
DADDY, THE BOTTOM
LINE IS WE LOST THE BABY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT BABY
MEANT TO ME, TOO, BOBBY.
J.R. SAID HE WAS GOING OUT
TO THE BARN TO APOLOGIZE.
I THINK HE SHOULD HAVE
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
NOT FROM ME.
LITTLE LADY...
PAMELA... US EWINGS, UH...
THEY'RE JUST NOT AN EASY FAMILY
TO LIVE WITH, AS YOU FOUND OUT.
WE'VE HAD THINGS OUR WAY SO LONG
THAT MAYBE... WELL,
MAYBE IT GOT IN THE WAY
OF OUR BEING... JUST PEOPLE.
I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE NO REASON
TO REALLY CARE, BUT...
I WANT TO KEEP MY
FAMILY TOGETHER.
I DON'T WANT TO
LOSE ANOTHER SON.
[DOOR CLOSES]
WAS IT AN ACCIDENT?
YES.
DO YOU WANT TO STAY?
YES, I DO.
[SIGHS]
DID YOU PUSH HER?
I DID NOT.
ARE YOU SORRY THAT
SHE LOST THE BABY?
ARE YOU COMING IN?
IN A MINUTE.
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.