#DUPE# (1992–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - No Need for a Carnival! - full transcript

Here I come!

Wow, you look really cute.

Really?

Yeah, really. Right?

This is a traditional festival
costume we have back on Planet Jurai.

Well, shall we go now?

But I don't know, Tenchi.

Everyone else is working there as
vendors, and I am the only one who isn't.

You deserve a day off, Sasami.
You work hard every day.

Besides, Ayeka and the others
are really excited about today.

Let's go now!



To your first festival on Earth!

Yup!

Tenchi, come on, hurry up!

Wow!

Wow! Tell me, Tenchi, what's that?

Oh, that's the goldfish scooper.

You wanna try?

Sure!

Gotcha!

Here!

Hey!

Oh, it's you, Ryoko!

So, you're working as
a goldfish scooper too?

Sort of.



How's it going?

No good, not at all.

Huh? You don't have
any goldfish here, Ryoko?

How can you expect any customers to
come to a goldfish scooper without goldfish?

I have goldfish right here.

I don't see any. Where? Where is it?

Why don't you check it out yourself?

It is a big fish!

See? I have some for sure.

My heart is still pounding.

Damn it.

"Danger! Condemned!"
Damn it.

"Danger! Condemned!"

Bingo! You hit the bull's-eye.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.

The best place to let it all out.

Great! Nice shot!

I never imagined I could make
a business out of fun like this.

Wow, it looks delicious, Kiyone.

This is a great opportunity for
us to make up our financial deficit!

That's right.

Well, I feel kinda hungry now.

So do I.

Can we have two fried noodles?

Coming right up! Mihoshi, are you
ready with the shredded cabbage?

Oh, yes, as much as you want.

All right, forget the cabbage
and hand me the carrots.

Okay!

Huh? How strange.

This, and this...

Oh?

I knew it.

It's you, isn't it, Ryo-Ohki?

An unbalanced diet is
not good for you, you know.

Well, now, this place looks good enough.

Step right up, everyone.

Step right up and see
what we have here now!

What? Oh, no! What is it you have there?

Now, see this frog
right here in front of you?

This is not a common frog you can find
everywhere, mind you, but a very special one.

I don't mean that it's special in a way

like it sticks flat on your shirt
or anything of the sort though.

What? What do you mean?
In what way is it different then?

I'm so glad you asked, Miss.

Now, listen, this frog right here
is not just an ugly common frog...

...but an inhabitant of Alpha-Centaur
at the bottom of Mount Tsukaba.

This is the one known by the name of:

Vasco da Gama!

Wow! It can't be, can it?

I never imagined I would be
able to see one with my own eyes!

And now watch.

I put this toad in this box of 3-D mirrors,

and see, something strange happens.

The toad starts to sweat at the
sight of itself reflected in the mirrors.

And you can collect all
the drops of its perspiration

in a ceramic pan and
cook it slowly on a low fire,

stirring the liquid all the time with an
ultra-compression Techtite stick for 42 days,

and it cooks down to this, what
you see right here: Gama Vitan Z!

Anything from bruises and sprains
to crying babies and arterial sclerosis...

a drop of this miracle
liquid can cure them all!

You know, I'm suffering
from stiff shoulders and stuff.

Are you saying that this
thing here can even cure that?

Of course. It works so well

that your shoulders will
feel as light as feathers.

You want the proof, just
go ahead and try it yourself.

Go, go, fight!

Wow! Could this be true? It's like a miracle.

My shoulders aren't stiff anymore at all!

Really, they are so light,
you see? Unbelievable!

And I'm offering this Gama Vitan Z
for only 3,000 yen per bottle.

It costs twice as much
around the Planet Jurai area.

Really? Really? That's a deal!

You have a real conscientious
way of doing business.

You have a weird way of talking, I say.

You just stop cheating, please.

Oh, my God, that's not true.

What are you talking about?
I'm not cheating.

Right?

Do I look like I'm cheating at all?

Obviously.

Oh, it feels so great!

Hey, can I do that too?

Just a second. I'll finish in a minute.

Oh, I may get addicted to this.

Step right up, folks,
to this Haunted Mansion,

the best of its kind of all time.

The tricks we have here are
something you've never seen.

Super technology created by
the best genius in the universe!

Hello, Washu!

Oh, you're here at last.

Haunted Mansion, is it?

How about popping in and checking it out?

You'll be impressed.

I'm sure of that.

Well, I guess we'll take your invitation.

All right. A party of two coming in!

What kind of exhibition do you have in here?

Just like this:

Tour the eight worst hells.

- Oh!
- Sounds so exciting!

Well, enjoy yourselves.

It's rather small, isn't it?

It's not surprising.

Washu tends to exaggerate
things anyway, you know.

So we go inside through this door, I guess.

I'm so excited!

Whoa!

- Wha-What's this?
- Whoa! Ow, ow, whoa!

Wow.

Wha-What's this? Where am I?

Wow, it's a sea of magma.

Whoa! What's that?

Could it be the Hellish
Pool of Blood, maybe?

Looks like it.

Whew. This is not funny.

Tenchi.

What's the matter...

It can't be.

Th-The Mountain of Needles?

It looks more like the
Himalayan Mountain of Needles.

Are you all right, Sasami?

Y-Yeah, I'm okay.

Ugh. What was that?

Tenchi!

Wow, Tenchi, you're great!

Step right up, folks! Step right up!

Wow, you've managed to
come out in one piece, huh?

Well, we've cleared all eight stages.

And how was it?

Scary... more than enough... too scary.

Hey, you there. Why don't you stop by?

I have the best thing here
for you to let out all that stress.

Now, step right up, folks!
Come on, step right up!

Step right up, folks. Step right up!

Excuse me, Ryoko, but
what are you doing there?

Can't you see it's a shooting gallery?

You deliberately set it up next
to mine to destroy my business!

Ha! What do I care about that?

It seems you need more
than words to be convinced.

Ouch! Ouch!

- Excuse me, I need it for a moment.
- Wh-What are you doing?

How dare you?

- Here you go. Thanks for waiting.
- Wow!

You're selling cotton candy now?

Yup. We ran out of the
ingredients for fried noodles.

I'm sorry. It was Ryo-Ohki's fault.

It's okay. Would you like one too, Sasami?

Wow, can I?

Sure. It's for you.

Thank you.

Mmm, it's delicious.

I'm glad for you, Sasami.

Now, Mihoshi, we
should sell and sell like this.

Work hard, and keep making them.

You can count on me!

With this ultra high-speed cotton
candy maker especially made by Washu,

I can handle any large quantity of orders.

Huh? So it was Washu who made that?

Yes, it was.

Hey, Mihoshi, watch out!

Huh?

Stop the machine, now!

L-I can't stop it.

We seem to be bonded
to each other through fairs.

Yeah, it was at a fair on a planet
in the neighborhood of Jurai.

Yes, that was my
first time to be out there

among common people
and experience a fair.

Hey, Missy! You there!

Huh? Me?

Yes, you. You're the lucky one.

I've just got a shipment
of great products. Well, now!

I'll sell this to you, Missy,
at a special discount price.

Oh, oh, no. I can't...

Don't be shy.

You just take this, and
I'll take the money from you.

Wait! Give me back my wallet, please!

I don't accept returns.

Stop telling lies, Ayeka.

What lies are you talking about, huh?

What you just said... all of it!

Listen now. I'll tell you
exactly what happened.

Yes, it was a cold, cold night,
chilling me to the bones.

I had worked so hard to make
all these with my own hands,

but no one came to
buy them, no one at all.

Can I help you?

Hey, who gave you
permission to do business here?

Huh?

This is the fair site to praise
the god for Jurai royal family,

and I cannot allow you to do
business in here without permission.

But...

Ha! Look at this shabby booth!

No! Oh, no. You're so mean.

How dare you make up a story like that?

Your memory must be completely rotten.

I'm telling you just the facts, you know.

Which are the facts in your story?

All of them, everything I said.

Don't you understand even that much?

I guess a princess from a royal
family can't understand everything.

Really, you are hopeless.
It's no use trying to have a talk with you.

So what?

I'm ready for revenge, Ayeka, to make
you pay for what you did back then.

- Wh-Wha...
- Wh-What's going on?

Sorry, Sasami.

It was supposed to be
a fun evening at the fair,

but it turned out to be such a mess.

You must be really disappointed.

Oh, no, Tenchi. I'm not!

I'm not.

Mmm, it's delicious.

Genius Washu invents Mecha-Washu,

but she inputs Mihoshi's
personality instead of hers.

Ahem!

What are you on your high horse about?

Washu's ability plus Mihoshi's personality...

it might be the worst idea in the universe!

Next episode is: "No Need for a Genius!"

The battle of Washu versus
Mecha-Washu starts now.

It's unquestionably wonderful.