#DUPE# (1992–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - No Need for Resident Officers! - full transcript

"Kiyone"
"Mihoshi"

Aah! Oh, my God!

Mihoshi, wake up!
We're gonna be late for work!

You are under arrest.

Mihoshi! You've got to wake up!

Get your butt out of bed!

So anyway, and then...

and then I was just about
to arrest this vicious criminal.

Enough about your dream.
Finish your breakfast.

What are you going to
do if you get fired again?

All right, but are we allowed to
have part-time jobs on the side?



We have to.

Everything is so expensive here on Earth.

How else could we pay
the rent on this apartment?

Yummy!

Wow, Kiyone, your miso soup is just the best.

Thanks so much.

Bye! I'm leaving!

Ryoko, could you spare the
time to help us clear the table?

Hmm? Were you saying something?

If she doesn't want to do
anything around the house,

she should leave and go live on her own.

She should follow Mihoshi's example.

I wonder what Mihoshi and Kiyone are up to.

I wonder too.



Poor Kiyone is so unlucky.

There she was on her way to
the top and Mihoshi for a partner.

Back, back.

Keep coming.

Stop.

Hey, you're a natural. Looking good.

- Really?
- Oh, yeah. Keep up the good work.

Yes, Sir. I will!

I graduated second in my class

from the Galaxy Police
Academy, and now look at me.

I think you should stop now.

Was that my fault?

Kiyone!

What did I do wrong?

Did I do something wrong?

Take the responsibility.

What's the matter with you?

Have you got a
stomachache or something?

No, I don't!

"Convenience Store"

I'm sorry I caused so much trouble.

Don't worry about it.

Let's hurry up and finish shopping
or we'll be late for our next job.

Okay!

Could you get me a hot pad from over there?

Get that big one.

You sure are sensitive to cold.

Construction's a cold business.

Can I buy some snacks?

Oh, okay.

Hey! Just what do you
think you're doing, Mihoshi?

It's not okay?

"Cam Nadold's"

So, bacon and egg
sandwich and a small Coke.

And would you like some fries with that, Sir?

Yeah, sure, okay.

That's an affirmative
on the fries. Very good, Sir.

Hello, I'm here to serve you.
What can I get for you?

Just a hamburger and coffee.

Okay, a hamburger and one coffee.

Would you care for fries,
apple pie, French toast,

a sandwich, or a vanilla shake with that?

Hot chocolate would be good too.
How about a pork chop burger?

Our pork chop burgers are the best and...

Stop already!

But you told me to give
them some suggestions, Kiyone.

And what's the customer
supposed to do with all that?

They all taste really good, though.

That is not the point!

What do you think of that, Mr. Customer?

You like pork chop burgers, don't you?

Excuse me.

How may I help you?

A teriyaki sandwich and a Coke, please.

A teriyaki sandwich and a Coke, Sir.
We're having a teriyaki special today.

If you order this combo with
fries, it would be a better deal.

Make it a combo, then.

Right. Thank you very much, Sir.

Oh, yes, we are having a teriyaki special.

And if you take a combo, it'll all
be free with fries and everything.

You're a liar.

Hey, what's going on here?

Thank you for waiting. A combo
with a large burger and a Coke...

...and one iced tea.

Oh, I beg you, please don't
let that be what I think it is.

Ouch! That hurt!

Oh, boy.

Not you again!

What's wrong with you guys, anyway?

I'm so sorry.

Mr. Manager, we've got an emergency.
Can we please leave early?

Early? Not again!

Come on, Mihoshi. Let's go!

Okay.

Hey, come back here!

That emergency call came
from somewhere near Jupiter.

Let's go. No time to lose.

Right.

Could this be an armed robbery

or a Space Mafia case?

This is exciting.

Before you get too excited,
change your uniform.

Can you hold that thing?
I'll try to open up this valve here.

Uh, this thing here?

Like this?

Yeah, that's right.

Yea, you fixed it!

Thank you so much. I was very worried.

My ship broke down
in the middle of nowhere,

and I didn't know what I was going to do.

Don't mention it.

Being a resident officer must
be quite a difficult job, huh?

Just doing our duty, Ma'am.

How about staying here
and marrying my grandson?

What do you think, young lady?

I'm so flattered.

So, what do you think, Kiyone?

I am beat.

Yes, we're very exhausted.

Hmm? I hope it's not another salesman.

Yes.

- Wow.
- Hello!

Hi, everyone!

Hi. We just came by to
see how you guys are doing.

Yeah, we miss you guys. So how are you?

We brought along a little
something for you to eat.

- Wow, you shouldn't have!
- All you brought is sweet crap.

- You have no right to talk!

- Straighten up the room, will ya?
- You have no right to talk!

- All right.
- You have no right to talk!

Please come inside, won't you?

Let's see your place. Let's go inside.

I'm so glad you came over.

It's so nice to see you.

So this is Miho-Kiyo's place, is it?

Miho-Kiyo?

That's short for Mihoshi and Kiyone.

Well, I don't like the sound of it!

Yeah. It sounds like the name of some
goofy comedy team or something like that.

Hey, goofball, shut up already.

You sure are like clowns.

It's really great to see
you both doing so well.

Uh-huh, and we're so
happy and full of energy.

Speak for yourself.
Of course you're energetic.

You sleep all the time.

I'm not sleeping now.

No, you certainly aren't.

So, how have your jobs been coming along?

Well, because of the
recession, things aren't easy.

We're actually thinking of
getting another part-time job.

It sure sounds tough.

Listen, Ryoko, just
because this is the last one,

doesn't mean you
have to get so competitive.

The same could be said of you.

Aren't we behaving a wee bit
gluttonous for the princess of Planet Jurai?

I wouldn't think of it.
Please, be my guest, Ryoko.

Help yourself to the last piece.

Hey, Tenchi, although she's
acting as though she's generous,

did you know Ayeka has
already had ten crackers?

Don't think I didn't notice. I counted.

I guess it doesn't bother you to
be thought of as a cookie-counter.

Not only those crackers, but she's
also been munching on potato chips

and chocolate puffs and stuff all by herself.

What a pig, huh?

Lies! Lies! It's not true!

It is too. You saw her
stuffing herself, didn't you?

- Huh? Right?
- Hey, let go.

What are you doing with Tenchi?
Leave Tenchi alone!

- You, go sit over there!
- Come on, Ryoko.

It's only natural for lovers
to cuddle, isn't it, Tenchi?

Oh, no! Stop it! You shouldn't
be doing that in here!

Hey, stop that! Cut it out!

All right. This has to be settled.

You don't care about anybody but
yourself, and I've had enough of it.

I won't stand it anymore!

You're causing us trouble now.

Please, we beg you, both
of you, take your fight outside.

Here you go!

Stop it!

Our room... Our room...

Ahh, this is good tea.

Ahh, that was something else.

Yes, it was.

Soaking in a hot tub is the best.
It's the perfect way to relax.

Yeah, you can say that again.

But I thought you were
always relaxed, Mihoshi.

Yeah? You think so?

Definitely.

- Hey, Kiyone?
- Yes, what?

Say, you know what I think
we should do on our way home?

What, again? We just
did that two days ago.

Come on.

We can't. Our budget is really tight.

Please, let's go.

Absolutely not!

? Let's go to the place
in my dream, paradise?

? Paradise?

? Paradise?

? The place in my dreams?

Wonderful, Kiyone!

Oh, well, thank you.

Please sing this one with me, Kiyone.

- Oh, no.
- Come on. Let's sing it together.

Okay, I guess.

"Love's Prey"

? You were deceiving me?

? I was too naïve?

? When I first met?

? The young businessman?

? I thought he was nice looking?

? But his hairpiece slipped In
the middle of our lovemaking?

? You should have known better?

? No matter how good a rug may be?

? Looking closely will reveal it?

? If someone is wearing a toupee?

? But it's okay now?

? I don't mind anymore?

? I let you deceive me?

? 'Cause I've fallen in love with you?

Yea!

You're really getting into this, Kiyone!

Aren't you glad we came?

Yeah. This is a great way
to get rid of stress, I think.

Ahh. Now, which song shall we sing next?

No more. Our time's almost up.

Oh! Let's sing some more.

I told you, our budget's
really tight this month.

Please, just a little more?

Absolutely not!

Kiyone's the one who's hooked on karaoke.

Look at your score!

Let's sing this one together. Whoa!

- Nope.
- Come on. It'll be fun.

Oh, my God! We're getting a call, Mihoshi.

Roger!

Hey, you two. Where
are you going? Come back!

Aah! They ran away without paying!

I shouldn't be preoccupied
with karaoke and forget my duty.

We have to go to Saturn! Full speed!

Okay. I hope we make it before it's too late.

I have a feeling it'll be a big case this time.

Mihoshi, you brought the microphone?

What?

Oh, no! I guess I did.

Listen to me, officers.

I was doing the speed limit. Really I was.

But then this guy came right at me.

You're outta your mind!

You're the one who wasn't
looking where he was going!

Will you please calm down, both of you?

Now, all right.

Who made the first turn at the ring of Saturn?

This guy!

It was you!

What? You are so full of crap, liar!

Are you trying to pick a fight? Huh? Are you?

Stop it. Please don't fight. Stop!

I've asked you nicely, and now
I'm trying to ask you nicely again.

Okay. Now I'm getting upset.

I suppose we'll just have to get another job.

Well, Mihoshi?

Mihoshi?

At least someone's carefree around here.

Let's sing one more song together, Kiyone.

It is time for the Masaki
Shrine to celebrate harvest.

Come on, Sasami. Let's go have fun!

Hooray! We're going to the fair!

Everyone's setting up booths at the fair.

Ryoko has a booth for goldfish
scooping and Ayeka for target shooting

at a fun house run by Washu.

One thing's for sure.
It won't be an uneventful day.

Next episode is: "No Need for Carnivals!"

A fair never ends.

It's unquestionably eventful!