#DUPE# (1992–…): Season 2, Episode 21 - No Need for a Checkpoint! - full transcript
The ladies dress up like sexy schoolgirls in order to slip through a space check point, but Mihoshi screws up the plan, and everyone is forced to evacuate!
Let's go this way, Uncle!
Uncle! Come on, quickly!
It looked like an ordinary meteor.
Captain, we must stay alert.
That's an order from planet Jurai.
Yes, Sir.
Follow me, everyone.
Quiet. Behave yourself, koala bear.
I don't wanna do this.
What's the matter? You look fine.
- I don't like it!
- Come on, already!
Hello! We're sorry for being late!
Is everybody here, then?
Okay. Let's get going.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
The airport sure is heavily guarded.
I heard that Princess Ayeka and her
accomplices are trying to get to planet Jurai.
Oh, my! Really?!
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
- Oh! I'm scared!
- Oh! I'm scared!
Come on, you girls. Keep moving.
How would you like to
have a drink with me later?
Oh, my! You are such a flirt, Mr. Driver.
What should we do when we get there?
I wanna eat something delicious.
I'm so embarrassed.
Everyone, come this way, please.
A school trip from the planet Yebisu, huh?
That's right!
Seems like an awfully small group, doesn't it?
Well, it's a very small school.
Ah! You! Miss! Hey, hey, hey!
Me?
What are you?
I'm a Galaxy Police officer!
What?
Doctor, there you are!
You're a doctor, remember?
Huh?
Ah! A doctor! I am a doctor
at the clinic on campus!
All right, then.
Everything's in order, Ma'am.
You may move along.
Thank you very much!
I need to inspect your ship.
It's a standard practice.
I'm... at... block... 13C.
Nothing... to... report.
This scanner is state-of-the-art.
Are you sure we won't get caught?
Don't worry.
When they scan our clothes all they'll
see is fake DNA and skeleton data.
The contact lenses we're
wearing have fake retinas.
We have perfect fake I.D.'s.
I'm utterly fantastic.
I'm such a genius, aren't I?
Wow!
Everything looks okay.
But did you know your
frame is very masculine?
Uh-Uh, I... have a father who's a man.
Now, how can you be so
rude to such a pretty lady?
Come on. We can go.
- What?!
- Oh! Excuse me!
My name is Sagami. I'm traveling by myself.
Oh, I didn't catch your name.
My name?
My name is, ah, um... T-T-Tenko.
Ah, Tenko, huh? What a pretty name.
You know, you sort of
remind me of my mother.
Oh, Tenko!
Looks like you're popular.
Well, now, your name's Sagami?
These students are
my responsibility, you know.
So keep it a friendship, okay?
Why, certainly, Sir!
This guy's good.
See you later!
Hey, move quickly!
Ah... okay.
Hey, what's wrong?
What have you got there?!
- Nothing, really.
- Just empty your pockets!
Yeah, okay.
I mean, I can't think of anything
that wouldn't pass a security check.
This can't be it. This is nothing dangerous.
That's a Galaxy Police blaster!
Or is this the problem? Or is this?
Could this be it?
Oh, I don't know!
Now all we have to do is get an
entry permit and then smooth sailing.
No problem.
That is a fabulous ship, isn't it?
What now?
- This doesn't look good.
- We'd better get going!
What are we going to do?!
We've gotta get back to Yagami.
If they find out our
ship's true identity, it's over!
Well, it looks as if we've found them.
An inspection officer
has located one for sure.
Switch the security system to mode A.
Seems we're having trouble
with the security system.
It's not fully functional.
What do you mean?! That's impossible!
Switch over to the backup system!
We're trying to switch to the backup system!
Where is he? Where did Tenchi go?
Help me!
Ryoko!
What are you doing?! Get away from me!
Ouch! Hey, Ryoko, don't you
remember you said we'd die together!
You're crazy! I never said that!
Did too!
Ah, this is great.
I'm a lucky guy to have tea
with two beautiful girls like you.
Make yourselves comfortable and sit down.
Airport food doesn't usually suit my
tastes, but this cafeteria is an exception.
The food here is quite good.
I think I'd like to have some juice.
I'll take a café au lait.
As you wish, Mademoiselles.
Stop!
Ryoko!
Tenchi! There you are!
Mihoshi is coming, too.
Hello there. My name's Tenko.
Is there a problem, officer?
They know who we are!
Get out of our way!
Ah, sorry about that.
I'll get 'em!
Yay!
Come on! Hurry!
Oh! Wait for me!
Great. So which way do we go now?
We... should... go... right.
We should go left, then!
The switch to the backup
system is almost complete.
- Oh, no!
- Whoa!
Tenchi, we're trapped!
Come and help us, Tenchi!
It's got my leg! I can't get out!
Sasami!
Please let me go!
Let me go!
That's no use, Tenchi.
Ryo-Ohki!
You see?! I told you we
should have gone to the right!
I'll give you a turn to the right!
All right! I'm sorry! Okay!
Stop that, you two!
We have to get Sasami out!
Tenchi!
Ryoko!
Hey, Uncle?
Where are you?
Uncle...
Uncle!
Uncle!
Uncle... Uncle...
Tenchi!
Tenchi!
Ryoko!
Ayeka!
You heard that voice?
Let's go check it out.
Hey! Who's there?
What the... Who are you?!
Huh?
Ah!
Open the gates! Let me out of here!
We've got one of them trapped in block 4.
Good job.
Where are you going?
There must be somebody over there.
I'll go and give them
instructions immediately.
What? This is a dead end, too?!
It's like a maze in here, isn't it?
I hope the others are safe.
Around that corner, I think
that's where we came from.
Sasami...
Freeze! Right there!
Damn!
- Ryoko, I'm scared!
- Ah... get off me, will ya?!
Don't grab me there!
But Ryoko!
Hold it right there!
Why don't you pick on
someone your own size?
Where are your manners?
And just who are you?
Sagami!
I'm pleased you remember me..."Tenko."
Here, catch!
Thank you!
Mihoshi, will you let go of me, already?!
The game's over!
There.
Sagami? Where'd Sagami go?
Stop it, stop it, stop it...
Can't someone get her off me?!
Sasami!
Sasami!!
Sasami!
Sasami!
Now would be a really
good time to get outta here.
We're almost there!
Tenchi! Sasami! There you are!
Ayeka!
They must really believe
they can get away from us.
Go ahead.
Yagami!
Okay, Ryo-Ohki!
What?!
There is no way this can be happening!
No way...
Uncle?
Uncle has helped us escape.
It looks like they've escaped successfully.
I thank you for helping.
I had fun doing it.
Do you think they'll actually make it to Jurai?
It's all up to the princess now.
Oh, you have grown so much, Princess Sasami.
A long time ago, there were two knights
who fought to protect the king of Jurai.
After the battle was over, they
sealed themselves into a long sleep.
With Jurai facing a crisis,
those two are resurrected
to fight again alongside
the current king of Jurai.
Their names are...
Next episode is: "No Need for Knights!"
It's unquestionably rejuvenating.
Uncle! Come on, quickly!
It looked like an ordinary meteor.
Captain, we must stay alert.
That's an order from planet Jurai.
Yes, Sir.
Follow me, everyone.
Quiet. Behave yourself, koala bear.
I don't wanna do this.
What's the matter? You look fine.
- I don't like it!
- Come on, already!
Hello! We're sorry for being late!
Is everybody here, then?
Okay. Let's get going.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
The airport sure is heavily guarded.
I heard that Princess Ayeka and her
accomplices are trying to get to planet Jurai.
Oh, my! Really?!
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
- Oh! I'm scared!
- Oh! I'm scared!
Come on, you girls. Keep moving.
How would you like to
have a drink with me later?
Oh, my! You are such a flirt, Mr. Driver.
What should we do when we get there?
I wanna eat something delicious.
I'm so embarrassed.
Everyone, come this way, please.
A school trip from the planet Yebisu, huh?
That's right!
Seems like an awfully small group, doesn't it?
Well, it's a very small school.
Ah! You! Miss! Hey, hey, hey!
Me?
What are you?
I'm a Galaxy Police officer!
What?
Doctor, there you are!
You're a doctor, remember?
Huh?
Ah! A doctor! I am a doctor
at the clinic on campus!
All right, then.
Everything's in order, Ma'am.
You may move along.
Thank you very much!
I need to inspect your ship.
It's a standard practice.
I'm... at... block... 13C.
Nothing... to... report.
This scanner is state-of-the-art.
Are you sure we won't get caught?
Don't worry.
When they scan our clothes all they'll
see is fake DNA and skeleton data.
The contact lenses we're
wearing have fake retinas.
We have perfect fake I.D.'s.
I'm utterly fantastic.
I'm such a genius, aren't I?
Wow!
Everything looks okay.
But did you know your
frame is very masculine?
Uh-Uh, I... have a father who's a man.
Now, how can you be so
rude to such a pretty lady?
Come on. We can go.
- What?!
- Oh! Excuse me!
My name is Sagami. I'm traveling by myself.
Oh, I didn't catch your name.
My name?
My name is, ah, um... T-T-Tenko.
Ah, Tenko, huh? What a pretty name.
You know, you sort of
remind me of my mother.
Oh, Tenko!
Looks like you're popular.
Well, now, your name's Sagami?
These students are
my responsibility, you know.
So keep it a friendship, okay?
Why, certainly, Sir!
This guy's good.
See you later!
Hey, move quickly!
Ah... okay.
Hey, what's wrong?
What have you got there?!
- Nothing, really.
- Just empty your pockets!
Yeah, okay.
I mean, I can't think of anything
that wouldn't pass a security check.
This can't be it. This is nothing dangerous.
That's a Galaxy Police blaster!
Or is this the problem? Or is this?
Could this be it?
Oh, I don't know!
Now all we have to do is get an
entry permit and then smooth sailing.
No problem.
That is a fabulous ship, isn't it?
What now?
- This doesn't look good.
- We'd better get going!
What are we going to do?!
We've gotta get back to Yagami.
If they find out our
ship's true identity, it's over!
Well, it looks as if we've found them.
An inspection officer
has located one for sure.
Switch the security system to mode A.
Seems we're having trouble
with the security system.
It's not fully functional.
What do you mean?! That's impossible!
Switch over to the backup system!
We're trying to switch to the backup system!
Where is he? Where did Tenchi go?
Help me!
Ryoko!
What are you doing?! Get away from me!
Ouch! Hey, Ryoko, don't you
remember you said we'd die together!
You're crazy! I never said that!
Did too!
Ah, this is great.
I'm a lucky guy to have tea
with two beautiful girls like you.
Make yourselves comfortable and sit down.
Airport food doesn't usually suit my
tastes, but this cafeteria is an exception.
The food here is quite good.
I think I'd like to have some juice.
I'll take a café au lait.
As you wish, Mademoiselles.
Stop!
Ryoko!
Tenchi! There you are!
Mihoshi is coming, too.
Hello there. My name's Tenko.
Is there a problem, officer?
They know who we are!
Get out of our way!
Ah, sorry about that.
I'll get 'em!
Yay!
Come on! Hurry!
Oh! Wait for me!
Great. So which way do we go now?
We... should... go... right.
We should go left, then!
The switch to the backup
system is almost complete.
- Oh, no!
- Whoa!
Tenchi, we're trapped!
Come and help us, Tenchi!
It's got my leg! I can't get out!
Sasami!
Please let me go!
Let me go!
That's no use, Tenchi.
Ryo-Ohki!
You see?! I told you we
should have gone to the right!
I'll give you a turn to the right!
All right! I'm sorry! Okay!
Stop that, you two!
We have to get Sasami out!
Tenchi!
Ryoko!
Hey, Uncle?
Where are you?
Uncle...
Uncle!
Uncle!
Uncle... Uncle...
Tenchi!
Tenchi!
Ryoko!
Ayeka!
You heard that voice?
Let's go check it out.
Hey! Who's there?
What the... Who are you?!
Huh?
Ah!
Open the gates! Let me out of here!
We've got one of them trapped in block 4.
Good job.
Where are you going?
There must be somebody over there.
I'll go and give them
instructions immediately.
What? This is a dead end, too?!
It's like a maze in here, isn't it?
I hope the others are safe.
Around that corner, I think
that's where we came from.
Sasami...
Freeze! Right there!
Damn!
- Ryoko, I'm scared!
- Ah... get off me, will ya?!
Don't grab me there!
But Ryoko!
Hold it right there!
Why don't you pick on
someone your own size?
Where are your manners?
And just who are you?
Sagami!
I'm pleased you remember me..."Tenko."
Here, catch!
Thank you!
Mihoshi, will you let go of me, already?!
The game's over!
There.
Sagami? Where'd Sagami go?
Stop it, stop it, stop it...
Can't someone get her off me?!
Sasami!
Sasami!!
Sasami!
Sasami!
Now would be a really
good time to get outta here.
We're almost there!
Tenchi! Sasami! There you are!
Ayeka!
They must really believe
they can get away from us.
Go ahead.
Yagami!
Okay, Ryo-Ohki!
What?!
There is no way this can be happening!
No way...
Uncle?
Uncle has helped us escape.
It looks like they've escaped successfully.
I thank you for helping.
I had fun doing it.
Do you think they'll actually make it to Jurai?
It's all up to the princess now.
Oh, you have grown so much, Princess Sasami.
A long time ago, there were two knights
who fought to protect the king of Jurai.
After the battle was over, they
sealed themselves into a long sleep.
With Jurai facing a crisis,
those two are resurrected
to fight again alongside
the current king of Jurai.
Their names are...
Next episode is: "No Need for Knights!"
It's unquestionably rejuvenating.