#DUPE# (1992–…): Season 2, Episode 20 - No Need for Swimsuits - full transcript
The Yagami is badly in need of repairs, so Tenchi and the ladies open a café near the beach in the hopes of earning enough cash to cover the bill!
Slow poke. Come on. Eat up, will ya?
Well, I'm not like you, Ryoko.
I really can't bring
myself to eat like a barbarian.
First I start with my appetizers...
and then move on to my soup.
Hey, it's just pickles and miso soup.
Excuse me. Oh, Mr. Manager?
I think it's about time
you served us our main dish.
You know our order: The extra-large beef bowls.
Sorry. I've got part-time help today.
Your order should be
coming right up, Ma'am.
Hey, Amarube, Yura
that's a long-enough break!
Come on, you two, get back to work!
Amarube, Yura, you are fired!
Now get out!
Ha! Scream your head off.
We were leaving anyway, you big mouth.
I'm too good to be working
in a beef bowl joint anyway.
Space is calling to me.
It's telling me I can be
something... become something great.
Hey, Amarube, it's open.
Okay.
This is it.
The legend of Amarube and Yura, the
delinquent duo of space, begins today.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Ayeka, we're going to
head back to Yagami now, okay?
All right.
What the heck?
Yagami.
That's Yagami!
Hey, stop!
Where are you going?
Don't go anywhere without us!
Please wait for me! I want to get on!
Oh, well. It's gone.
Yagami's been hijacked.
How can you be so casual about it?
What? Really?
Yagami's leaving! Yagami's leaving!
Why? Why? Why?
Whoever stole my ship
sure had a lot of nerve.
That's all I can say.
Yagami's my ship.
C-Come on, girls, let's focus.
First I'm gonna find them and
then I'm gonna beat 'em up real good.
Come on, Ryo-Ohki.
Let's go!
Okay. Right.
Ryo-Ohki is leaving us.
Hey, Tenchi, wait for us!
Please call a space cab,
Sasami. We should follow them.
But I don't have any money.
Here's your check.
We are cruising!
All right! Go faster!
We must not let them get away, Ryoko.
Count on me.
I do. Grandpa and Dad
are still on Yagami, you know.
Gee, where are they?
I wonder, do you think they
forgot about our beef bowls?
Easy now. Don't act so desperate.
A samurai should betray
absolutely no weakness when starving.
But, Dad, come on.
Checkmate.
Hey, idiot, you ran a red light.
Why don't you look
where you're going, you jerk?
Great. Now we've lost them.
Now what? What's gonna
happen to Dad and Grandpa?
What about Yagami? What about my ship?
I can't do anything about it now!
Hey, I know.
Why don't we report this
incident to the galaxy police?
What do you think, huh?
Mihoshi, and just who
do you think we are, huh?
Can you tell me? Huh?
We are the most wanted criminals
in the entire universe. Aren't we?
To us!
So we did it, Amarube.
A piece of cake.
To the best gangster in the universe.
Stealing this ship was too easy.
Ya know, it's always been a dream
of mine to travel in a ship like this.
Well, you've got your wish.
And thus our legend begins.
But how? What are we gonna do to
become a legend? Tell me the plan.
Huh, well, first of all...
...what do you say we sell
this ship and get us some dough?
Great, I want a nice
purse and some new shoes,
and a piece of cheesecake from Sirius!
And I'm gonna buy myself a spaceship.
If that's what you want,
why don't you just keep this one?
You said it!
Attention all patrols.
We have just spotted
Yagami in space zone 602.
Repeat: Attention all patrols.
We have just spotted
Yagami in space zone 602.
Proceed to the scene immediately.
Proceed to the scene immediately.
This is the galaxy police.
Yagami, stop your engine right now.
We will attack if you don't cooperate.
I don't get it.
How did those guys know
this was a hijacked ship?
What's our plan for this?
We'll just outrun them.
They're trying to get away!
Engage in pursuit!
You see? They're no match for me.
They must be dreaming,
if they think they can catch the
greatest gangster in the universe.
Yagami. That name
sounds familiar somehow.
Hey, you know what, Amarube?
What?
Look!
Huh?
Oh, man, what's happening?
It's just a regular hijacking.
I mean, aren't they kind of overdoing it?
Earlier today, Princess Ayeka
and her group were spotted
in space zone 602
aboard the spaceship Yagami.
The galaxy police are in hot pursuit
and are heading toward space zone 528.
What?
On board Yagami are Princess Ayeka,
her sister Princess Sasami
the space pirate, Ryoko and two former
galaxy police officers, Mihoshi and Kiyone.
They are all wanted criminals.
Hey, they were customers
at the beef bowl place, Yura.
Then don't you see?
This ship belongs to them.
So we're being mistaken, for the
most wanted criminals in the universe!
Oh, no!
Oh, this is too perfect.
All right, people, now
we know where Yagami is.
Just what's there to be cheerful about?
The galaxy police are after us, you know?
Yeah, well, let me worry about them, okay?
Ryo-Ohki, proceed
immediately to space zone 528.
Grandpa, Dad, I hope you're safe.
Chess is a battle fought peacefully.
It cultivates the mind, the spirit and the soul.
And we must always cultivate the soul.
Checkmate.
Amarube, do something!
You want to be the greatest
gangster in the universe, right?
You want to be a legend, right?
Easy for you to say.
Doesn't this ship have a
turbo booster or something?
No!
What did I do?
They fired at us, Captain.
Return fire.
These are most wanted
criminals. Show no mercy.
This report just in.
Apparently, moments ago...
Yagami and the galaxy
police began exchanging fire.
Now they're making things
even more complicated.
No kidding, but we don't
want to get caught, either.
We should be rooting for them.
Come on! Get away from the police!
I have mixed feelings about this.
We're rooting for the hijackers?
What are you doing, idiot?
You got the police all angry!
Well, I really didn't mean to.
You have nowhere to hide, Princess Ayeka.
It's just a slight misunderstanding!
Yeah, we're just a
couple of innocent gangsters.
Oh, I'm so scared!
Please, help me, Mommy!
How pathetic.
And those are the guys
that stole Yagami from us?
But I feel so sorry for them being
mistaken for the most wanted criminals.
Will you please...
Oh, no! We're gonna be killed!
And I don't want to die!
When are we going to
catch up with them, Ryoko?
It's not that easy, Tenchi.
They are traveling at
top speed too, you know?
Checkmate.
Now just wait.
Well, now, there's no waiting in battle.
But I'll do this instead.
What?
Looks like we don't have any other choice.
We don't?
Operation Speedup, Ryo-Ohki.
If we use this tactic on Ryo-Ohki...
But that is a chili pepper
from the beef bowl place.
Feeding some chili pepper to Ryo-Ohki?
That's what you meant by Operation Speedup?
Well, yeah.
Unfortunately, by using this tactic
Ryo-Ohki will be angry
with me for a couple of days.
There it is.
That star is...
Yagami is heading straight
toward that supernova.
Good. Then they can't go anywhere else.
I can't take this anymore!
Stop! Please, let's just go home!
Amarube!
We'll be entering the supernova's
gravitational field in two minutes.
Once we go in the sphere of
gravitation, we won't be able to escape.
Hurry up, Ryoko.
You've got to trust me.
Sixty-four seconds before
we reach the gravisphere.
All right, hold the fleet.
They're totally out of it.
What's this?
Grandpa! Dad!
Welcome back, Tenchi.
What took you so long there, my son?
What should we do now?
Don't worry.
According to my calculations,
we can use the gravity to escape
if we go in it at a 34º angle and
then go full blast 8.1 seconds later.
Use the gravity? Are you insane?
Well, we don't have time to argue.
Accelerating? They're crazy!
Go now!
No. It's not possible.
Yes! We've done it!
So am I a genius, or what?
And so the hijacking of
Yagami incident finally ended.
Whew. I'm exhausted.
Oh, boy. What an ordeal that was.
This beef bowl is really good, isn't it, Dad?
Yes. The onions, especially. Very tasty.
Good beef bowls, huh?
Beef bowls? Beef bowls?
What about beef bowls, Tenchi?
We're forgetting about Ayeka and Sasami!
That's three hours dish washing.
That means you have another 89 hours to go.
O-Oh, no!
Here you go.
Please come and rescue us, Tenchi!
Did you hear that?
There'll be a swimsuit
contest in our next episode.
Yes, Ryoko. It seems to be a
great opportunity for us to prove
which one of us is superior, don't you think?
It sure does. The contest will
decide who the real winner is.
Now I can show off
this perfect body of mine.
Coming up next is "No Need for Swimsuits!"
Well, they can do whatever they want.
It's unquestionably beautiful.
Well, I'm not like you, Ryoko.
I really can't bring
myself to eat like a barbarian.
First I start with my appetizers...
and then move on to my soup.
Hey, it's just pickles and miso soup.
Excuse me. Oh, Mr. Manager?
I think it's about time
you served us our main dish.
You know our order: The extra-large beef bowls.
Sorry. I've got part-time help today.
Your order should be
coming right up, Ma'am.
Hey, Amarube, Yura
that's a long-enough break!
Come on, you two, get back to work!
Amarube, Yura, you are fired!
Now get out!
Ha! Scream your head off.
We were leaving anyway, you big mouth.
I'm too good to be working
in a beef bowl joint anyway.
Space is calling to me.
It's telling me I can be
something... become something great.
Hey, Amarube, it's open.
Okay.
This is it.
The legend of Amarube and Yura, the
delinquent duo of space, begins today.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Ayeka, we're going to
head back to Yagami now, okay?
All right.
What the heck?
Yagami.
That's Yagami!
Hey, stop!
Where are you going?
Don't go anywhere without us!
Please wait for me! I want to get on!
Oh, well. It's gone.
Yagami's been hijacked.
How can you be so casual about it?
What? Really?
Yagami's leaving! Yagami's leaving!
Why? Why? Why?
Whoever stole my ship
sure had a lot of nerve.
That's all I can say.
Yagami's my ship.
C-Come on, girls, let's focus.
First I'm gonna find them and
then I'm gonna beat 'em up real good.
Come on, Ryo-Ohki.
Let's go!
Okay. Right.
Ryo-Ohki is leaving us.
Hey, Tenchi, wait for us!
Please call a space cab,
Sasami. We should follow them.
But I don't have any money.
Here's your check.
We are cruising!
All right! Go faster!
We must not let them get away, Ryoko.
Count on me.
I do. Grandpa and Dad
are still on Yagami, you know.
Gee, where are they?
I wonder, do you think they
forgot about our beef bowls?
Easy now. Don't act so desperate.
A samurai should betray
absolutely no weakness when starving.
But, Dad, come on.
Checkmate.
Hey, idiot, you ran a red light.
Why don't you look
where you're going, you jerk?
Great. Now we've lost them.
Now what? What's gonna
happen to Dad and Grandpa?
What about Yagami? What about my ship?
I can't do anything about it now!
Hey, I know.
Why don't we report this
incident to the galaxy police?
What do you think, huh?
Mihoshi, and just who
do you think we are, huh?
Can you tell me? Huh?
We are the most wanted criminals
in the entire universe. Aren't we?
To us!
So we did it, Amarube.
A piece of cake.
To the best gangster in the universe.
Stealing this ship was too easy.
Ya know, it's always been a dream
of mine to travel in a ship like this.
Well, you've got your wish.
And thus our legend begins.
But how? What are we gonna do to
become a legend? Tell me the plan.
Huh, well, first of all...
...what do you say we sell
this ship and get us some dough?
Great, I want a nice
purse and some new shoes,
and a piece of cheesecake from Sirius!
And I'm gonna buy myself a spaceship.
If that's what you want,
why don't you just keep this one?
You said it!
Attention all patrols.
We have just spotted
Yagami in space zone 602.
Repeat: Attention all patrols.
We have just spotted
Yagami in space zone 602.
Proceed to the scene immediately.
Proceed to the scene immediately.
This is the galaxy police.
Yagami, stop your engine right now.
We will attack if you don't cooperate.
I don't get it.
How did those guys know
this was a hijacked ship?
What's our plan for this?
We'll just outrun them.
They're trying to get away!
Engage in pursuit!
You see? They're no match for me.
They must be dreaming,
if they think they can catch the
greatest gangster in the universe.
Yagami. That name
sounds familiar somehow.
Hey, you know what, Amarube?
What?
Look!
Huh?
Oh, man, what's happening?
It's just a regular hijacking.
I mean, aren't they kind of overdoing it?
Earlier today, Princess Ayeka
and her group were spotted
in space zone 602
aboard the spaceship Yagami.
The galaxy police are in hot pursuit
and are heading toward space zone 528.
What?
On board Yagami are Princess Ayeka,
her sister Princess Sasami
the space pirate, Ryoko and two former
galaxy police officers, Mihoshi and Kiyone.
They are all wanted criminals.
Hey, they were customers
at the beef bowl place, Yura.
Then don't you see?
This ship belongs to them.
So we're being mistaken, for the
most wanted criminals in the universe!
Oh, no!
Oh, this is too perfect.
All right, people, now
we know where Yagami is.
Just what's there to be cheerful about?
The galaxy police are after us, you know?
Yeah, well, let me worry about them, okay?
Ryo-Ohki, proceed
immediately to space zone 528.
Grandpa, Dad, I hope you're safe.
Chess is a battle fought peacefully.
It cultivates the mind, the spirit and the soul.
And we must always cultivate the soul.
Checkmate.
Amarube, do something!
You want to be the greatest
gangster in the universe, right?
You want to be a legend, right?
Easy for you to say.
Doesn't this ship have a
turbo booster or something?
No!
What did I do?
They fired at us, Captain.
Return fire.
These are most wanted
criminals. Show no mercy.
This report just in.
Apparently, moments ago...
Yagami and the galaxy
police began exchanging fire.
Now they're making things
even more complicated.
No kidding, but we don't
want to get caught, either.
We should be rooting for them.
Come on! Get away from the police!
I have mixed feelings about this.
We're rooting for the hijackers?
What are you doing, idiot?
You got the police all angry!
Well, I really didn't mean to.
You have nowhere to hide, Princess Ayeka.
It's just a slight misunderstanding!
Yeah, we're just a
couple of innocent gangsters.
Oh, I'm so scared!
Please, help me, Mommy!
How pathetic.
And those are the guys
that stole Yagami from us?
But I feel so sorry for them being
mistaken for the most wanted criminals.
Will you please...
Oh, no! We're gonna be killed!
And I don't want to die!
When are we going to
catch up with them, Ryoko?
It's not that easy, Tenchi.
They are traveling at
top speed too, you know?
Checkmate.
Now just wait.
Well, now, there's no waiting in battle.
But I'll do this instead.
What?
Looks like we don't have any other choice.
We don't?
Operation Speedup, Ryo-Ohki.
If we use this tactic on Ryo-Ohki...
But that is a chili pepper
from the beef bowl place.
Feeding some chili pepper to Ryo-Ohki?
That's what you meant by Operation Speedup?
Well, yeah.
Unfortunately, by using this tactic
Ryo-Ohki will be angry
with me for a couple of days.
There it is.
That star is...
Yagami is heading straight
toward that supernova.
Good. Then they can't go anywhere else.
I can't take this anymore!
Stop! Please, let's just go home!
Amarube!
We'll be entering the supernova's
gravitational field in two minutes.
Once we go in the sphere of
gravitation, we won't be able to escape.
Hurry up, Ryoko.
You've got to trust me.
Sixty-four seconds before
we reach the gravisphere.
All right, hold the fleet.
They're totally out of it.
What's this?
Grandpa! Dad!
Welcome back, Tenchi.
What took you so long there, my son?
What should we do now?
Don't worry.
According to my calculations,
we can use the gravity to escape
if we go in it at a 34º angle and
then go full blast 8.1 seconds later.
Use the gravity? Are you insane?
Well, we don't have time to argue.
Accelerating? They're crazy!
Go now!
No. It's not possible.
Yes! We've done it!
So am I a genius, or what?
And so the hijacking of
Yagami incident finally ended.
Whew. I'm exhausted.
Oh, boy. What an ordeal that was.
This beef bowl is really good, isn't it, Dad?
Yes. The onions, especially. Very tasty.
Good beef bowls, huh?
Beef bowls? Beef bowls?
What about beef bowls, Tenchi?
We're forgetting about Ayeka and Sasami!
That's three hours dish washing.
That means you have another 89 hours to go.
O-Oh, no!
Here you go.
Please come and rescue us, Tenchi!
Did you hear that?
There'll be a swimsuit
contest in our next episode.
Yes, Ryoko. It seems to be a
great opportunity for us to prove
which one of us is superior, don't you think?
It sure does. The contest will
decide who the real winner is.
Now I can show off
this perfect body of mine.
Coming up next is "No Need for Swimsuits!"
Well, they can do whatever they want.
It's unquestionably beautiful.