#DUPE# (1992–…): Season 2, Episode 12 - Time and Space Adventures: Part II - full transcript

The dimension-shifting saga continues with Kiyone giving up her intergalactic law enforcement career to settle down near the seaside and take a job working at Ayeka and Sasami's tavern!

"Tenchi Muyo: Time and Space Adventures"

"Tenchi Muyo: Time and Space Adventures"
Ladies and gentlemen!

"Tenchi Muyo: Time and Space Adventures"
We now present for you
a special Tenchi Muyo event!

We now present for you
a special Tenchi Muyo event!

The Dimensional Cause & Effect Controller,
a great invention by Professor Washu,

is a device that controls the
sequence of time and space.

It can change the world
in any way that you want!

But when the device
goes out of control, well...

Tenchi and company get thrown into
and beyond their time and space

to wander about other chaotic worlds.

We are certain you are wondering
what kind of world awaits us this time.



You don't have to pay admission
until you finish watching the show!

How many years have passed since
I gave up everything as a police detective

and left on this endless journey?

I would be lying if I said I have no regrets,

but I had no other choice in
order to escape from that nightmare

after all hopes for promotion in my
career had been completely shattered.

I wandered far and finally arrived at
this port town at the end of the world.

But somehow I feel this strange town
has somehow healed my wounds.

"Noodles"

Hello!

What will you have?

"North Country Wontons"
"North Country Miso Noodles"

"North Country Sliced Pork"
"North Country Noodles"

"Rice"



North Country Noodles.

All right! One North Country Noodles it is!

Are you traveling alone?

Well, sort of.

How nice to be able to do that.

But... why in this little town?

Because there is really nothing
to see around here you know.

Well... maybe you have
some secret story to tell us, huh?

Ayeka, now... you shouldn't be prying.

Oh, it's all right.

I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

I would never have come to
this town, if I hadn't a story myself.

What did I say, Ayeka?

Hah! Here you are again!

You shouldn't be loitering here like this.

We have our own
tavern to open, you know!

I know. I know.

It's hard on you, isn't it, Sasami?

Here you are! North Country Noodles!

Wow!

"North Country"
Wow!

"North Country"

Delicious!

So tell me, are you planning
on staying in town for a while?

I guess. It looks like a nice place... to live.

Yeah, it's a very nice town.

Uh... I wonder, do you think I could
get some kind of job around here?

Oh, I see. So you are looking for a job?

You should come work at our place!

Huh?

Yeah, that would be great!
We run a tavern not far from here.

It's a small place for local
fishermen to eat and drink in,

but we certainly could use some help.

That would be great!

Yeah! Come on! Come work with us!

Well, if it's not an
imposition, I'll be glad to.

Yahoo!

Well, then, would you
like to come with us now?

There you go.

Go on, drink it up, young man!

- Go, baby, go!
- Okay.

Wow!

Hey, there! More sake!

Coming!

- Thanks for waiting. Here you are!
- Oh, goody! More sake!

And I'd like some grilled
fish, too, please. Thanks.

Coming right up!

One order grilled fish!

- Right!
- Right!

How are you doing? Getting settled okay?

Thank you, yes.

I heard you used to be a police detective.

Oh, were you really?

You didn't know that, old man?

It's a long time ago...

...a long time.

Well, I sure am glad to have
you here with us now, Kiyone.

Thanks.

Yes, but I am the sweetheart of Tenchi.

Wait a minute! Who did you
say was Tenchi's sweetheart?!

Me! Here! That's me!

What you are is rude and
impertinent and a drunkard!

Huh?

How dare you say such
a thing to your customer!

What kind of customer are you anyway?

Pay up all your debts first,
then say what you like!

Tenchi, you know what I think?

I think Ayeka is envious of us, don't you?

Stop it, Sis, stop it!

I'll show you!

Take this! How do you like that?!

A fun place, with fun people!

- For so many years,
my heart has been frozen.

- Morning!
- For so many years,
my heart has been frozen.

- Good morning!
- For so many years,
my heart has been frozen.

- Good morning!
- But these people in this town
are so kind that I can feel my heart

- See you later!
- But these people in this town
are so kind that I can feel my heart

- Have a good one!
- But these people in this town
are so kind that I can feel my heart

- Have a good one!
- Starting to thaw slowly but surely
cuddled in the warmth of their hearts.

- Mornin'!
- Starting to thaw slowly but surely
cuddled in the warmth of their hearts.

- Good morning!
- Starting to thaw slowly but surely
cuddled in the warmth of their hearts.

Miss Kiyone!

Sasami, are you back
from school already?

Yeah.

You've been watching the
ocean again, Miss Kiyone.

Yes.

You like the ocean?

I've grown to like it since I came here.

Well, it's about time to
go open the tavern, isn't it?

Mmm.

- Right. I'll work hard.
- Hurry! Hurry!

Now, let's let it all hang out. Let's go all
the way with our fun, folks! Okay. Okay.

- Bring us more sake! More! More!
- And more and more?

How dare you!
You haven't paid a cent!

A peaceful life in a small town.

I don't have to look
back to the past anymore.

Yes, the nightmare
is over, never to return.

Ah, welcome to...

Kiyone?

I looked everywhere, Kiyone.

Mi-Mi-Mihoshi...

Someone told me they
saw you around here.

When I heard that, I rushed
here as fast as I could!

I've been looking for
such a long time, you know.

I've been looking ever
since you disappeared, Kiyone.

I missed you, Kiyone.

Why did you disappear
so all of a sudden, Kiyone?

Oh, I missed you so much!

I have news for you!

I was appointed to the top
position at Okayama Police!

Let's go home now

and we will fight crime
together like the good old days!

Come on, Kiyone!

Just a minute, please.

I don't have a clue what's going on here,

but I'd like you to know that Miss Kiyone
is working for us at this place now.

Huh?

Yes, that's right.

Miss Kiyone is like a
member of our family now.

Oh, really. Is that right?

Uh, yes, that's right.

Well, I think I'll work here
too then, together with her!

That's right, because we
two are partners forever!

We two are partners forever!
We two are partners forever!

Wait! Hey, where are you going, Kiyone?!

Kiyone!

Whew! It looks like an even
harder job than I expected.

My peaceful life in the port town, it
turned out to be a momentary dream.

When will I be released
from this nightmare...

...this nightmare named Mihoshi?

Cancel! There we go!

Good morning, Student Committee Chairman.

Oh, good morning.

Huh?

Tsk!

How unusual for you, Miss Ryoko,
not to be late for school today.

Oh, man, what a lousy way to start the day.

I knew when I woke up
it was gonna be a bad one.

Girls, good morning!

Oh, hi! Good morning to you, Tenchi!

Oh, no!

I'm late! I'm late!

Oh, no, wait!

Well, now...

Huh?

Ow, that hurts!

You're late again, Mihoshi!

I'm sorry, Miss Kiyone.

Really, Mihoshi! What kind of teacher do
you expect to be when you're late every day?!

I am so exasperated! I don't
even feel like talking about it.

Oh, please, don't be that way!
Don't abandon me, please, Miss Kiyone!

I would have abandoned you
a long time ago if I could have!

Kiyone!

Oh, no, of course my class is starting.

Oops! Mine, too.

Well, next is Uji-Shui-Story Volume 4.

In this story about
the demon at Rasho-mon,

the demon and a warrior create a
triangle relationship with a princess and...

Uh!

I shouldn't be dozing off like this, not me,
the respectable chairman of the student body

who should be the role model
for every student in this school.

But then, this class makes
me so demonically sleepy.

Huh?

How could she be awake?

She must be eating or something.

Wooo! This is great! Mmm!

What do you think you're doing, Ryoko?!

Huh? Well, I'm having my early lunch.

And since when, does a high
school girl's lunch include sake, huh?

Well, since today, I guess.

- Oh, get over it, will you!
- You are so disrespectful!

Hey! You two girls there! Be quiet,
please, or I'll have to be angry.

Go on! Say something to her, Miss Mihoshi!

Miss Ryoko...

You want some, too? Here.

Ohh! Great. Thanks.

Miss Mihoshi!

Miss Ryoko!

You may not drink sake in the class.

That's right!

If you want to drink sake, wait until you're
home and have some with your dinner...

That's not right!

Hey. Now no need to be so uptight, Miss.

Just have a sip as a token of our friendship.

Oh, okay! That's very kind of you, Ryoko.

Just what is wrong with you two?! Eeegh!

Tenchi, catch it!

Now where is it? Hmm.

Oh, here it is.

But how come there are two of them?

Hmm, is this a cat or what?

Oh, you're hurt, aren't you, little guy?

Just a second now...

Well, how's that?

Oh...

Aah! Here you are, Ryo-Ohki!

I looked everywhere for you!

What's with this handkerchief?

Oh, I see now. Did you
take care of her wound?

Sort of.

Thank you! I'm Sasami.

Sasami. I see.

My name is Tenchi.

Her wound is nothing serious,
so there's no need for worry, Sasami.

You were lucky, Ryo-Ohki.

Gotta go! Bye-bye, Sasami!

Oh...

Sorry, Sasami, it's
my fault. I got kind of lost.

Hey! Be careful, Ryo-Ohki!

We're not in the Magic Kingdom now.

You shouldn't be heard talking,
or there might be trouble.

I know. I know. Now, let's go
home to the Magic Kingdom.

Well... I'd like to stay here for a while.

What?! Why's that?!

I... wonder why.

See you tomorrow!

Gee, I wonder where Tenchi is, Ryo-Ohki.

Hey, Sasami, we'd better leave soon.

Now where? Huh?

Hey, are you listening, Sasami?

Hah! There!

Tenchi.

Ah! Hello, Chairman.

Would... you like to walk home with me?

Sure I would.

Wait a minute.

Huh?

Tenchi promised to
walk home with me today.

Huh?

Mmm... we promised to watch the
night lights of The Grand Bridge of Seto,

and spend the night together
till morning. Remember, Tenchi?

Well, no, I really don't remember that.

You really are a juvenile delinquent, you know!

Go away, you pesky person! Shoo! Shoo!

Hey! Why don't you go away?

Tenchi is mine!

I will not allow it!

Now stop it, girls!

There they go again.

Cut it out, both of you! Stop right now!

It's really disgraceful!

I believe in obliterating the
source of the disgrace here and now.

She doesn't realize she is
a disgrace, too, you know.

Miss Ryoko, I can't surrender Tenchi to you.
You are the disgrace of our school.

It's my duty as chairman to save
Tenchi from your juvenile delinquency!

Ay-yi!

Hmph! It's my duty to save my Tenchi from you!

All right. Stop.

- What do you say?!
- Now calm down, Ayeka with the dark past.

What are you talking about?!

Oh, no! Tenchi's in real trouble!

He seems to be involved
in a fight between the girls.

What shall we do, Ryo-Ohki?

Sasami... transform into Pretty Sammy now!

Okay, then!

Jugem, jugem, gokoh-no-surikire...

Sammy Davis broiler chicken!

The magical girl: Pretty Sammy!

Oh, my! We have a
great big audience, don't we?

All the more disgraceful!

Leave it all to me now!

Huh?

Fighting is no good at all!

Be friends and cheerful, all of you!

That's the first step to peace!

Pretty Sammy's always with a smile!

Who are you?

And why are you dressed like that?
Are you crazy or something?

Not as crazy as you are, girl.

What did you say?!

Wait a second, and I'll
make you friends in no time!

Pretty Archery, set up!

Jugem, jugem, gokoh-no-surikire.

Be friends, you two!

Miss Ryoko! Miss Ayeka!

Are you all right?

Oh... what is this feeling I have?
My heart is pounding.

Ayeka...

I'm so sorry... so sorry
that I was mean to you.

Mmm. Oh, no. I'm sorry.

Ayeka, I confess that I've
always been rather fond of you.

Is that true, Ryoko?!

But you seemed to care
about no one but Tenchi.

I got so jealous that I had to
throw myself between you two.

I can't live with myself.
Can you ever forgive me?

Miss Ryoko!

Ayeka!

Oh, you're wonderful!

Please don't let me go. Never ever.

Hmm, you're a sweetheart.

Eeeeegh! Hold on to
your sanity, both of you!

This is way too much for me!

What is going on here?

Ahh! So this is what they call happiness.

Hold me tight!

I'm not sure this is evolving into
an appropriate relationship, girls!

Oh, this has to be the most disgraceful
moment in the history of this school!

I'm so happy for them,
being such good friends and all.

This is not good.

I love you, Ayeka.

I am so happy.

"Tenchi Muyo: Time and Space Adventures"

"Tenchi Muyo: Time and Space Adventures"
The time has come to conclude this episode,
but their wild journey will continue on!

The time has come to conclude this episode,
but their wild journey will continue on!

How far do these different worlds go?

What will happen to our hero and heroines?!

In our next episode, Tenchi Muyo:
"Time and Space Adventures Part III,"

you will see the raging climax!

Please stay tuned and see what happens...

O respectable viewers!

Our event reaches a climax
with Ryoko as a gangster

and Ayeka as a millionaire's daughter.

Oh, I find the casting most appropriate.

Mihoshi is a housewife,
and Ayeka is an old maid.

What?! Who did you say is an old maid?!

What fate awaits us at
the end of this adventure?

A grand finale that will move you to tears!

Next episode is: "Time and
Space Adventures Part III."

It's unquestionably sensational!