Criminal Minds (2005–…): Season 9, Episode 15 - Mr. & Mrs. Anderson - full transcript

[Doorbell dings]

[Cash register rings up]

[Traffic sounds]

[Sniffles]

[Exhales]

Ohh!

You scared me there.

Can I hitch a ride?

Look, I'm just trying to get
out of the cold, you know?

Uh...Yeah.
I'm--I'm sorry.

Hey.



I'm sorry.

Wh-where did you say
you were headed?

Anywhere but here.

Listen, my wife and I are staying
at a motel up the street

and there's a bus stop
out front.

That's about as far
as I can take you.

Deal.

Ok. Get in.

My name is Alan,
by the way.

Maya.

Where you from?

California.

Oh. You're a long way
from home.

How long you been
back there?



A couple hours.

Don't you have anybody
you can call?

No.

It's just me.

Mm-hmm.

Well, here we are.

It's not much, but...

hope it helps.

Thank you.

Sure.

Saw the lights pull up.

I was hoping it was you.

I was starting to get worried.

It took a little longer
than expected.

Who is this?

Maya. Gave her a lift
from the gas station.

She's gonna catch the bus.

Oh, there's another
storm coming

who knows how long
that'll take?

Oh, you poor thing.
You're shivering.

You have to come inside.

We can't let her stay out here.
She'll freeze to death.

How does a nice warm
shower sound?

It sounds amazing.

Come on with me,
sweetheart.

Let me help you
with this.

I've got it.

I am crazy about Sam.
I like him, like him, like him,

but I just--I wish he was
more like out-of-the-box

take charge kind of guy.

Ok, well, what do you mean
by "take charge"?

Ok. Valentine's day.

I planned everything,
from dinner to dessert,

and by dessert, I mean me.

[Both laugh]

And I texted him to tell him
about it and he wrote back,

"sounds great."

Octopus emoticon.

I'm not quite sure
I know what that means,

but I guess
it's kind of sweet.

What's wrong with that?

[Sighs] Not you, too.

Ok, baby girl,

did you tell him
about this?

Did I tell him...

I wanted him to take charge?

Not really.

Not at all.

Ok. Let me let you in
on a little secret.

Guys, we don't do well
with subtle clues. Ok?

You gotta be direct,
straight up.

Just tell him exactly
what you want.

[Sighs] I learn something
from you every day.

Ok, what about you?
Spill it.

What are you doing
for Valentine's day?

I was thinking about a little
candlelit dinner at Le Donkle's

overlooking the Potomac.

Ohh...that is romantic.

Look at us. We're all grown up.
We're like...

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

[Elevator bell dings]
And Savannah and Sam.

Oh, can Sam be
Jennifer Garner?

JJ?
JJ.

JJ.

JJ! You're back.

And ready to get to work.

How you feeling?

I'm--I'm fine.

Don't get me wrong,
I love my boys to death,

but I was starting
to get a little stir crazy.

Well, let's do this.

Yes.

Do you want some tea?

Welcome back.

You sure two weeks
is enough time?

Oh, I'm fine.
And, yes,

Will made sure I got
clearance from two doctors.

Hotch: Glad you're ok.
We should get started.

Yes, sir. Pittsburgh field office has
reported two murders

in the past 48 hours.

Hotch: Both of them
were strangled,

then stripped down
to their underwear

and then dumped
off of a highway.

JJ: Have we I.D.'d the victims?
Garcia: No, not yet.

The guy has a lot of rage.

He's using some kind
of ligature,

maybe a strap?

It looks like he's choking
them intermittently,

allowing them to breathe
only when he permits it.

But the M.E. report says
neither was sexually assaulted.

That's odd given the fact
that 80% of crimes against women

involve some sort
of sexual component.

Well, it's the choking
that gets him off.

Some form of erotic
asphyxiation filtered through

a psychopath's need
for power and control.

Ok, what is this?
Are they wrapped in shower curtains?

Strangely, yes. Which
is why I'm checking

with a number
of manufacturers

to see where these
were distributed from.

The M.O. says sexual sadist,

but the curtain
reads as remorse.

Sexual sadists
don't feel remorse.

Maybe it's his shame?

Or maybe he's impotent.

He doesn't rape
because he can't.

And the embarrassment
of not being able to perform

manifests in him
wrapping up his victims.

Rossi: He doesn't want to look
at them after he kills them.

Which points to either
symbolic or a literal emasculation.

We need to find out.

Wheels up in 30.

Ok, your homework
was to dig deep

and rediscover
what sparks your passion.

How's that been going?
Mm-hmm.

Fine, once he...

Finds the time.

Oh, here we go.

I didn't say
it was your fault, ok?

I'm just--this is what
I'm talking about.

Look, you two have already
tried separation,

so the next step is divorce.

But since you're here,

I'm assuming you want
to save this marriage.

So I'll ask again,

how have the last
couple of nights been?

Fine.

A start.

This is never going to work

unless you start
expressing your feelings.

Oh, right, right.

The process.

Ok. For the next
couple of days

I'd like to increase
your sessions.

The focus should be
about getting back to the basics

of being a couple.

I want you guys
to be more spontaneous.

Go out and enjoy
a night on the town.

Last night
we did something

kind of
spur of the moment.

And what was that?

We checked into a motel.

Where's Alan?

[Gasping, choking]

Sounds romantic.

There was a spark or two.

[Gasping]

It was like our first time
all over again.

I get butterflies in my stomach
just thinking about it.

Mmm...Mmm...

Now we're finally
getting somewhere.

You gotta trust the process.

Huh.

Let's build on this.

Any plans
of doing it again?

Definitely.
Absolutely.

♪ Criminal Minds 9x15 ♪
Mr. & Mrs. Anderson
Original Air Date on February 19, 2014

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@elder_man

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Blake: Author
Jennifer Smith wrote,

"Marriage is a mosaic
you build with your spouse,

millions of tiny moments
that create your love story."

This guy's
definitely mobile.

We might be looking
at a long-distance trucker.

Garcia already checked into it.

She didn't find any major routes in
or around the dump sites.

Speaking of dump sites,
our most recent victim

was found 50 miles from
where she was last seen.

It looks like security cameras
picked her up at a gas station

but never saw
who she left with.

Maybe that's where
he found her.

It's the perfect
hunting ground.

It fits the witness'
statements.

According to the cashier,
the victim had been there

for several hours asking
customers for a ride.

Well, she lived locally.

She could have made it
home in time. Instead, she waited.

She must have been
headed some distance.

She could be from anywhere.

Maybe that's why
the unsub chose her.

He doesn't just pick
victims of opportunity.

He targets women
who won't be missed.

Good news, crime-fighters.
I tracked

the shower curtains this creep
has been using to burrito his victims.

Turns out they're commercial
grade, sold in bulk

to a bunch of economy motels,
a list of which I just sent you.

It makes sense.

It's a secure
secondary location.

Either he doesn't want to
draw attention to his home

or someone
is living with him.

Rossi, you and Morgan
go to the M.E.

JJ and Reid, go through
Garcia's list of motels.

Blake and I will go
to the field office

and cover victimology
with agent West.

Local police are canvassing
restaurants and gas stations

urging female hitchhikers
to be on high alert.

It won't completely
deter the unsub,

but hopefully it will limit
his available victim pool.

Where are we on
identifying the victims?

Nothing yet.
You guys can work in here.

Thanks.

We should see if there are
any unsolved murders

that match this unsub's M.O.

The transient nature
of the victimology

suggests there may be bodies
we haven't discovered yet.

I'll have my guys
get right on it.

Thank you.

These women were just
looking for a ride.

They never saw
the attack coming.

[Ding]

25 an hour,
2-hour minimum.

[Ding]

JJ: Hi. Yeah, we'd just like
to ask you a couple questions.

We've been canvassing
several motels in the area.

It's possible a murder's
been committed in one of the rooms.

I haven't seen
or heard anything.

Do you mind if we take a peek
at your guest log

or surveillance footage?

We don't have cameras.

We're a cash only, no questions asked
type of establishment.

Would you mind
taking a look at these?

Do you recognize anyone?

Never seen them before.

This might sound strange,
but are any of your rooms

missing a shower curtain?

I noticed it wasn't
there this morning.

The room
was totally trashed.

Did a real number
on the toilet.

Got someone coming out to
take a look later on today.

Did you try plunging it?

Do I look like a plumber?

You mind
if we take a look?

Knock yourself out.

[Water swooshing]

Come on, you gotta put
your back into it, Spence.

Where's Morgan
when you need him?

[Grunts]

Look at this.

Ugh.

It doesn't make sense.

The unsub doesn't have sex
with his victims.

Then why did he need
the condom?

Well, it takes impotence
off the table.

He clearly had
intercourse with someone

after he committed
the murder.

So, he doesn't rape her.

He has sex with someone else
in the room.

A lover?

Who's also his partner in crime.

We're looking for a team.

C.O.D.'s pretty straightforward.

They died of asphyxiation
as a result of ligature strangulation.

Leather fibers in the cuts makes me
think he used some sort of belt.

There's no defensive wounds.

Her larynx
was completely crushed.

Hey, Rossi, take a look
at her fingernails.

For a woman who lives on the streets,
she appears well-groomed.

Yeah, it was the same
with both victims.

I'd say they bathed shortly before
the attacks occurred.

Between this
and the shower curtain,

cleanliness is important
to them.

That could be
part of their ruse.

They promise shelter
and a warm shower.

Which would be a perfect
opportunity

to carry out a sexual assault,
but they don't.

Instead, they allow their
victims to get partially dressed

in their underwear
before they kill them.

Why?

Because it's not about sex
with the victims.

It's about sex with each other.

But if we're dealing
with two men who are sadists,

they would leave the woman
naked to humiliate her.

A female partner might not.

So then we're looking
at a male and a female

who are most likely
in some sort of romantic relationship.

And they're using murder
as their foreplay.

You married?

Actually divorced.

Why?

I just find it amusing
we're paying you for advice

on something you failed.

Well, there's a lesson
in everything.

My marriage taught me
patience and understanding,

which I try to pass on
to my clients.

Is that what
you tell yourself

when you go home
to an empty bed at night?

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

Sorry I'm late.

Hey, sweetie.

Oh, traffic was a nightmare.

Therapist: No problem.

Here's a question for you.

What's your favorite flower?

Uh...pink roses.

And when was the last time
he bought you some?

Oh, God, it's gotta
be years ago.

When did I become
the bad guy here?

Calm down.
No, she's clearly picking sides.

See, there's that
temper again.

I'm actually proposing
that you take charge,

starting with
the pink roses.

Think you can handle that?

Mm-hmm.

[Music playing]

♪ Hey there

♪ when I think about you

♪ think about love...

For years you've been saying
we don't dance enough.

Come on.

♪ Darlin',
won't live without you ♪

Mm-hmm.

♪ And your love...
If you were listening,

You'd know I was talking
about the tango,

not ballroom.

Just tonight,
for just one night,

can we not do this?

Just give it a chance.

♪ Of my yesterdays

I knew you wanted
to smile.

[Giggling]

Where did you learn
how to do that?

I'm gonna show you.

I am a natural.

Ohh, I love
that cologne on you.

Mmm...

Why can't it always
be like this?

I'm starting to realize

that change doesn't
have to be a bad thing.

Are you serious?

I'm listening.

I'm tired of following
your script.

I want to take
the lead tonight.

I'll pick a good one.

All right.

Were you serious?

Sweetie,

tonight,
it's all about you.

Ohh...

[Music continues]

♪ Feel like makin' love ♪

♪ I feel like makin' ♪

♪ love

♪ ooh, ooh

♪ oh

♪ I feel like makin' love ♪

♪ to you

Take a look at this.

You guys were right.

I was able to match their M.O.
to 10 other strangulation murders.

We were only able
to identify 4.

They've been at it
since 1994.

Looks like they
stopped in 2010

and remained dormant
up until now.

Something had to prevent
them from killing.

Maybe one
was incarcerated.

I'll start pulling
prison records,

see if I can't get a match.

These two have been
in a relationship

a lot longer
than we thought.

But even if they broke up,
to come back together

and resume killing after
a 4-year hiatus is rare.

Love is strange.

It'll make you do
the craziest things.

Guys,

what if they're married?

Let me help you
with your coat.

Your wife mentioned you two were looking
to have a good time tonight.

Ah, she did, did she?

Isn't he perfect,
honey?

Hmm. Sweetheart,
like I said,

tonight's all about you.

Well, before
we get started,

you might want
to clean up.

Yeah, sure.

[Laughter from other room]

[Turns off water]

Where's your husband?

He stepped out
for a sec.

I hope he doesn't mind us
getting started without him.

Actually, I do mind.

[Grunting]

[Gasping]

[Choking]

Mmm...

I told you
I'd pick a good one.

Mmm...

[Indistinct chatter]

JJ: Huh.
This is a first for them.

Aside from gender,
the M.O. is the same.

Something in their dynamic
must have changed.

A male victim
most likely caters

to the female unsub's
desires.

They haven't displayed
that behavior before.

Up until now, it appears
it's been the male picking the victims.

Which typically indicates
a dominant/submissive relationship.

It looks as though
her psychopathology could be evolving.

Ok, we need to look at this
from a marriage perspective.

Compromise is the key
to any long-term relationship's success.

What if this murder
was their way of sharing responsibility?

He let the woman choose the victim.
That could be problematic.

Now that she's been
given control,

she might not want
to let it go.

Dancing.

I'm impressed.

How did all that romance
make you feel?

Spoiled.

The roses,

the dancing.

He gave up a lot
to make last night very special.

Yeah, I guess
I'm starting to realize

that it can't always
be about me.

Compromise is important.

I'm glad you're starting
to understand that.

I gotta say, you both
are making great progress.

I think I speak
for both of us

when I say we'd love
to make this part

of our regular routine again.

We believe we're looking
for a married couple,

to whom we can attribute
at least 13 deaths since 1994.

He's a sexual sadist,
and she's a scopophiliac,

which is Greek for
"love of looking,"

meaning that she gets off on
watching her husband kill.

Like Karla Homolka
and Paul Bernardo,

who raped, tortured
and killed at least 19 people,

this couple's homicidal tendencies
most likely surfaced once they met.

It's possible that the use
of a shower curtain is a sign of remorse

on the part of the female unsub.

[Muffled cries]

Up until now, all the
victims were females,

so it's possible that
the change in victimology

could be the husband's way

of subjugating his own needs
for his wife's happiness.

But a sexual sadist
doesn't typically subjugate.

We think he could have
committed crimes on the side

that have
gotten him arrested.

But wouldn't we have
the bodies to prove that?

Yes. Which is why we need
to take another look

at all strangulations within
the geographical profile

that occurred during
the gap years.

Without his female
partner's influence,

the male's independent
M.O. should present differently.

Learning the nature of how that differs
from their team dynamic

will be the key to driving a wedge
between their partnership.

In the meantime,
all transients are at risk.

Now that the wife has
gotten a taste of control,

she'll crave
that feeling again.

Yeah!

And if the husband sublimated
his needs with the last kill,

his desire to fulfill his own
will be what's driving him now.

Thank you very much.

Sweetheart!

I'm home.

You're late.

Ah. I had a few
errands to run.

It took a little longer
than expected.

You couldn't bother
to call?

No, I couldn't, because

it would have
ruined the surprise.

All that overtime--

it finally paid off.

Ok, turn around.

The minute I saw it,

I knew
you had to have it.

You like it?

Mm-hmm.
Good.

Well, that's what
I was thinking, Paul.

It was 2010 the last time
this happened.

Boy, he just came out
of nowhere this time.

[Text message tone]
I mean, he was way behind,

and somehow he was able
to pull it right off.

He's the guy
that can do this--

[Turns off TV]

Well, honey, I got a job.

But we're supposed to
be going to the movies.

The movie starts
in an hour.

I'll be back in 30 minutes.

Please be on time.
I don't want to miss the previews.

Sweetie, we won't.
I promise.

I have a 1989
strangulation victim

dumped 10 miles from where
the first body was found,

only she was raped and stabbed.

His comfort zone.
Could be our unsub.

Well, I've got two more,
'01 and '03,

except these took place
in Clifford, Delaware.

The M.O.'s an exact match.

I got another one here
from 2013, Scottsdale, Maryland.

He was smart enough
to cross state lines.

The Crestview rapist was
operating during that time.

The male unsub never went dormant.
Only the female did.

So when this guy kills
without his wife,

his signature changes
to stabbing and sexual assault.

Well, stabbing is indicative of rage,
and it's most likely towards women.

And the sexual assault
is his way

of establishing
dominance over them.

Maybe their marriage
isn't as solid as we think.

Clearly he has issues
that he's working out

when the wife
isn't around.

Well, if she emasculates
her husband at home,

that could be the reason
why she now needs

to have control
over the murders.

Hey, guys,
we have a survivor.

Hannah Franklin,
a 23-year-old waitress

who was attacked on her way home
from work back in 2008.

How long is this
gonna take?

I'm already late
for work.

I know this is something
you'd like to forget.

You're damn right.

I still have nightmares.

That guy left me for dead.

Why would I want
to relive that night?

Because if you do,
you can stop that night

from happening
to someone else.

It's not my problem.

Ok.

Unless that next victim's
your daughter.

Because it will be
someone's daughter, I promise you.

[Sighs]

[Indistinct]

It was...dark.

I was on my way home
from work.

And I had just cut through
a parking lot...

It's ok.

Take your time.

I was looking down
at my phone.

[Tapping keys]

And that's when
he pulled me into the alley.

[Gasping]

Ok, look at me.

Look at me.

I need you to tell me
what the alley smelled like.

I don't know. All I can
smell is his cologne.

Ok, then focus on that

and let it guide you
to the periphery.

Oh, no...

What do you see
in the alley?

Uh, there's a dumpster.

Ok, keep going.
Keep going.

No, I can't. He's--
he's on top of me.

Hannah, you're in
a safe place. Ok?

I'm right here with you.

No--

What else do you see?

Uh...

There's a couple
on the other side of the fence.

They're getting
into their car.

I'm trying
to scream for help,

but his hand
is covering--[Gasps]

Can you make out
the type of car?

No.
Why not?

There's something
in the way.

What?

The--the hook.

A hook?
What kind of hook?

A fishing hook?
An ice hook?

No, larger than that.
It's attached to something big.

Like a vehicle?

There's a large metal arm.

It's a--wait,
it's a tow truck.

Ok, great.

Can you make out
any identifying marks?

Color?
License plate number?

Uh, tan, maybe white.
I'm not sure.

Ok, now focus on him.

No...

What is he wearing?

Some sort of work uniform.

It's greasy.

Ok, now, Hannah--
Hannah, this is important.

Does he have on
a name patch?

Oh, God,
it's about to happen!

The patch.
Look at the patch, ok?

No! No!

Aah!

Alan.

His name was Alan.

[Crying]

Ok.

Thank you.

Voicemail: It's Alan.
Leave a message. Thanks.

Hi, it's me again.
Where are you?

I've left you 3 messages.

Ok, I'm heading out the door.

Bye.

Rossi: Judith Anderson! FBI!

JJ: Show us your hands!

[Whimpers]

Drop it!

Tell me what's going on.
Somebody, please.

What's happening?

You have the right
to remain silent.

Anything you say
can and will

be held against you
in a court of law.

You have the right
to an attorney.

She hasn't even
said a word.

Hasn't even asked
where her husband is.

Because she knows the answer.

She's hiding something.

DNA results.

The condom found
in the hotel room.

You're gonna want to
take a look at that.

Hi, Judith. My name's Alex.

Can I get you anything
to drink?

I'd like to make
a phone call.

To who?

Your husband?

You're coming up
on your 20th anniversary.

Congratulations.

That is a huge
accomplishment.

We recovered a used condom
with Alan's DNA in it.

Nothing odd about that,

except you've had
a hysterectomy.

So, why use condoms
if you can't conceive?

You seem to know a lot.

You tell me.

Well, you just don't strike me
as the unfaithful type.

I mean, Alan, on the other hand,
he's a different story.

You know nothing
about my husband.

Well, actually,
I know a lot.

I know your husband
tested positive

for an STD back in 2010.

You two were married
in 1994,

which tells me he isn't as committed
to your marriage as you think.

There was a point in time
when both of us

were unfaithful
in our marriage.

When I found out
he had cheated--

You thought if you retaliated
it would make you feel better.

My husband and I
no longer keep secrets.

I've know he's had
an STD for years.

The reason we use condoms,
to answer your question,

is because he insists
on protecting me.

That's how much
he loves me.

So she's aware of Alan's
indiscretions.

He contracted the STD
in 2010.

That's around the same time
they went dormant.

The first body
was found in 1989.

But Judith and Alan
weren't married until '94.

Which means Alan
was doing this on his own

5 years before they met.

And once they were married,
there was no conflict

until he cheated on her.

That's probably when Judith
decided she no longer

wanted to participate
in the murders.

She took away what
he enjoyed doing most.

So she's probably not aware
that he continued to kill without her.

[Indistinct voices
on dispatch radio]

Voicemail: Hi, it's me again.
Where are you?

I've left you 3 messages.

Ok, I'm heading out the door.

Bye.

Rossi: Judith Anderson! FBI!

JJ: Show us your hands!

Drop it!

Tell me what's going on.
Somebody, please.

What's happening?

You have the right
to remain silent.

Anything you say
can and will be held against you

in a court of law.

I can't wait to see
where this is headed.

When you discovered
your husband was cheating,

you took away the one thing

that mattered most to him.

His partner in crime.

Now, how do you think
he dealt with that?

Do you recognize
any of these women?

How many times are we
gonna go through this?

No, I do not.

And these are only
a few of the victims

that he raped and murdered
without you.

And which one do you think
gave him the STD?

Just take a look for yourself.

His DNA is all over
each of these women.

It's the killing without you
that's most painful.

It's the cheating
that you can't forgive.

You're married.
Where's your husband?

At home.

Hmm. And you're here.

Huh.

What would happen
if he were to slip up?

How would you know?

A wife knows.

Which is why you know
I'm telling you the truth.

My husband and I
aren't perfect.

Look at these women.

Look at the way
he treated them.

We're rebuilding
step by step,

brick by brick--
He hates them because he hates you.

He loves me!

I want to talk
to a lawyer.

I've gotta hand it to her.
Judith's not budging.

She's committed to
protecting her husband.

[Door closes]
And their marriage.

"We're rebuilding
step by step"?

Interesting
choice of words.

Oh, I've heard those
many times before.

Marriage counseling.

That would explain how
they were able

to move through
Alan's infidelity.

They were seeing
a therapist.

Maybe they still are.

[Ring]
Green means go.

Garcia, can you
check and see

if Judith and Alan
have a therapist?

Checking now...

Uh, ok. Looks like
they sought help

from a bunch
of different people,

but for the past
couple of months, anyway,

they've been seeing
a Kathleen Benedict

several times a week.
Says here she specializes

in something called
insight therapy.

Insight therapy is also known as
psychodynamic therapy.

It helps patients rediscover
what motivates them

in an effort to resolve
old conflicts.

And if the conflict
stems from their marriage,

then helping Judith and Alan
rediscover what motivates them

would reignite
their compulsion to kill.

Therapy was most likely
Judith's idea.

Alan doesn't
seem like the type

to take guidance
from a woman.

Maybe the emasculation
we profiled didn't come from Judith.

Maybe it came
from the therapist.

Dr. Benedict!
Dr. Benedict!

Oh--heh.

Listen, sorry to call you
at the last minute.

No, it's fine.
Uh, what's going on?

Your message sounded urgent.

Oh. Well, Judith and I,
we might be going away for a while,

so I just wanted to have
one more session,

get a few things
off my chest.

I'm impressed.

I know how hard therapy
has been for you.

This is definitely
a step in the right direction.

Yeah.

You do something
different with your hair?

No.

It looks nice.

Here, let me
get that for you.

Is Judith here yet?

Uh, no.
She's not coming.

Just you and me.

That was Hotch.
No sign of Alan at the house.

He's probably aware
that we have Judith in custody.

If that's the case,
he knows

it's only a matter of time
before we get to him.

At this point, the guy's
got nothing to lose,

which makes him more
dangerous than ever.

Huh.

So where is everyone?

Oh, they all took off
for the long weekend.

You didn't have any plans?

Figured I'd use this time
to catch up on work.

Well, I guess it's just
me and you, then, huh?

[Telephone ringing]

Excuse me.
It's my personal line.

Sure.

This is Kathleen.

Kathleen, my name
is Spencer Reid. I'm a federal agent.

Right now you need
to stay calm and not react.

Ok.

Is Alan Anderson there with you?
Answer yes or no.

Yes, that's correct.

You need to understand
that Alan is a dangerous man

and he's wanted
for several murders.

Ok. I understand.

How can I help?

Do you think you can get away
from there without alerting him?

Not at this time.

I'm completely booked.

Hello?

Do you think he knows?

I think you should
step on the gas.

[Siren]

That's one thing I've learned
in the 20 years I've been married,

is to listen to how
a woman speaks on the phone.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

You nervous?

Alan, you're not being
rational right now.

We can talk about
whatever's on your mind.

Or I can just show you.

Aah!

No! Aah!

[Panting]

Somebody...

Uhh!

Somebody, please,
please, somebody, please--

[gasping]

Somebody, please!

You don't know how long
I've been waiting for this!

[Gagging, gasping]

Alan, don't do this--

Shh! Shh!
Trust my process.

[Tires squealing]

[Brakes screeching]

[Sirens]

[Gasping]

Alan Anderson, FBI!

Don't!

[Whimpering]

It's ok.
Hey, you're ok.

The law.

We found Alan.

Where is he?
Is he ok?

He's fine,
and so is Dr. Benedict,

who he attempted
to rape and kill.

Judith, your husband
is going away for a long time,

but you don't have to.

If you cooperate, I will move to get
your sentence reduced.

This is the last time
I'm going to say this.

I will never betray him

or my marriage again.

You might want
to reconsider that.

He certainly betrays you
every chance he gets.

This is Gloria Walters,
and the necklace she's wearing

was given to her
by her fiance.

She was raped and murdered
last night by your husband,

who we've also identified
as the Crestview rapist.

Can I see him?

Hey.

Sweetheart.

You son of a bitch!

You're a liar.
I hate you!

Get him out.

I am so sorry. I totally could have
made that recipe without cilantro.

It's my fault. I should have disclosed
my food allergies.

But I could have asked.

Take a breath.
The swelling's gone down.

Now what are we gonna do
for our first Valentine's?

Whatever you want to do.

I don't want it
to always be up to me.

I thought you liked
planning things.

Yeah. But if I'm always
the one planning things,

then I'm always the one
planning things.

You're right.

So I'm gonna make
the executive decision

that we are spending our
first Valentine's day

at Patty's.

Patty's, the diner?

Yeah, Patty's the diner.

They have the best
milkshakes in town.

Come on.

I like milkshakes.

[Giggling]

You, come here.

Come here.

You know,
that's why I blame you.

What, me?

Yes. One more time
turns into two more times,

and now there's no way we're getting
a table on such short notice.

Girl, look at you.
Can you blame me?

But as long as
I'm with you,

we can go
anywhere you want.

Oh, wait a minute.

Hello.
What are you doing here?

Oh, my God.

Penelope?

Wow, it is so nice
to finally meet you.

You, too.

Hey, you must be Sam.
Sam I am.

I've heard a lot
about you.

Oh. Not guilty.
Not guilty.

Look at you guys.
You're literally flawless.

You're the live-action
Ken and Barbie.

So where are
you guys headed?

Uh, well, we actually
had a change of plans.

Same here.

Is what's happening
right now

what I think
is happening right now?

Why, I believe so.

This is our first
double date.

In that case,
after you.

All right.

And after you, sir.

[Laughing]

Garcia: "Each relationship nurtures
a strength or weakness within you."

Michael Murdock.

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