Creeped Out (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Marti - full transcript
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The Curious.
They say he collects
strange tales.
And if you ever
hear his whistle,
you know something creepy
is about to unfold.
No one knows where he's from
or where he's going to
or if he ever gets scared.
Do his tales ever
linger in his mind?
You know that feeling
when you get something
stuck in your head?
What if it was really stuck
and there was nothing you
could do to get it out?
God, that was so heavy.
I've paired you with patrol
second in command Janie
to show you the ropes.
Welcome to the Donner troop.
Oh, wow.
Your uniform.
It's so... blank.
I've never seen one
with no badges before.
Not one.
Do you think I want to be here?
Patrol Leader Paxton?
Can I talk to you for a moment?
She doesn't even have
a bravery badge.
The Hedgehog Ranger Patrol
is an inclusive
organization, Janie.
You've even got
the badge to prove it.
And everyone has to
start somewhere, hmm?
Alright, ladies!
We've got a long way to go,
and we need to
get there before dark.
What does Ana-Ciall mean?
Death.
What is that?
Insect repellant.
All natural ingredients.
No bites, plus no harm
to the environment.
Win-win.
You really are loving
this, aren't you?
Nature's our best friend.
That relationship
goes both ways.
Ladies, campfire, pronto.
Storytime is limited
to 15 minutes.
So, then this woman climbs
out of her car, right?
She looks down and...
Ooh!
There it is, on the door handle.
The hook.
What hook?
The one the guy's been stalking her with.
You never said he had a hook.
Um, yeah, I did.
No, you said hockey mask.
Well... I meant hook.
He had a hook, alright?
Well, thanks, Arlene.
Though I think
the idea was to scare,
not to send everyone
into a coma.
Alright, let's get real for a
moment, shall we, ladies?
Have you noticed how
overgrown it is here, yeah?
There are no footprints, tracks.
No traces that another
human was ever here.
That's no coincidence.
It's because no one
has ever dared
to stay the night here.
Not in this spot, no.
Do you want to know why?
Surrounding us...
I mean beyond the trees,
deep in the darkness,
lives an evil.
Can you feel it?
Wh... what's out there?
This is the most remote
spot in Britain.
Parts of it are unmapped.
Rumour has it there
are things living here
that nature doesn't
want you to know about.
Hidden in the woods.
Waiting.
Watching.
But... we'll never know
for sure, though.
Do you want to know why?
Because no one brave enough
or dumb enough
to venture anywhere near
this exact spot
was every heard of again.
Right, then, Rangers!
Bed!
I'm scared, Janie.
It's okay, Jo-Jo.
Here.
Makeshift nightlight.
How do you know all this stuff?
Were you, like, born in a tree?
Basic training.
If you took your
headphones out for once,
maybe you'd actually enjoy it.
Nature is our friend, remember.
And your only friend,
I'm guessing.
You don't like camping.
You don't like badges.
You don't like the Rangers.
Why are you even here?
No choice.
Mum wanted a fancy cruise.
No kids allowed, so...
here I am,
in a tent...
with you.
Yay.
There are other
badges, you know,
like music-making, song-writing.
Really?
Yeah.
Tons of cool ones.
Wow.
I had no idea.
Hey, is there a badge
for being mute?
Maybe you could try
for that bad boy.
Where are you going?
To the little girls' room,
if that's okay with you, Mum.
Here.
Nature's loo roll.
Um, I think I'll stick
with my own, thanks.
But you can't!
Not in the woods, not alone!
What,
is this about Paxton's story?
Get a grip.
There's nothing out there.
Please, Arlene.
I don't think you should.
I'll be right back.
Food chain bug.
Ah.
Ah.
Ow.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah, ah.
Wow.
You two look really awful.
The sounds in the dark kept
waking me up all night.
Which, in turn, kept me up.
You want to get
yourself some tunes.
Slept like a baby.
Wait.
Here, try these.
Dock leaves.
Perfect for reducing bags
under the eyes.
Nature's natural
anti-inflammatory.
Ow!
This stings!
Um, looks to me like poison ivy.
What?
Jo-Jo, I'm sorry.
I'm so tired.
I picked the wrong ones.
Nice one, second in command.
It really hurts!
Let's hope...
Paxton...
doesn't see this.
Don't.
Shh.
Hate to know what...
Paxton...
would say.
What's the situation?
Janie?
I made a mistake.
I'm so tired.
Of all the people.
What if it had been berries?
Sorry, Ranger.
You leave me no choice
but to take your foraging badge.
Arlene?
Arlene, Arlene!
What's wrong?
It's Arlene.
She's missing.
What?
Well, she's not in the tent.
Maybe she got a taxi home.
Maybe we should all
get taxis home.
She did go to the loo
in the night.
We assumed she'd crept back in.
Arlene!
Arlene!
Alright, everyone.
We, uh...
we have a missing Ranger.
I suggest we divide into two
companies and search.
Yeah, good thinking, Janie.
Alright, this side,
first team, led by me.
This side, second team, led
by my second in command...
Oh, don't say it.
Janie.
Any questions?
Right.
Let's bring our
Hedgehog Ranger home.
Arlene!
Arlene!
Arlene!
Arlene!
Arlene?
Arlene?
Arlene!
Arlene?
Arlene!
Arlene!
First 24 hours after a person
goes missing are crucial.
Aren't all the hours crucial?
Arlene!
Maybe if we head back
towards the trail.
If I was lost,
that's where I'd be headed.
We have to have a system,
blanket the area in
a grid pattern
so that we don't double
back on ourselves.
We need to resist the
urge to wander aimlessly.
'Cause we're doing such a
great job of that now.
Look, I have an
emergency search badge.
What do you have?
Lucky for me, these.
Arlene!
Arlene!
What are they doing?
Go get Paxton.
Janie, wait.
Patrol Leader Paxton, there's
trouble with your group.
I think... we should leave.
For once, I agree.
Run!
It's like they've lost
their minds.
Whatever it is, it's contagious.
We've got to stay as far
away from them as possible
if we don't want to become...
infected.
Run.
Go, go, go!
Did we lose her?
What is this place?
As if today couldn't get
any creepier... this.
We should go.
They could be on us any minute.
Wait.
I recognize this.
Look at this symbol.
This is the Hedgehog Rangers.
What?
An outdated version, anyway.
Guys?
Guys!
I really think we should go now!
I think I know what this is.
I mean, I've heard the story,
but I never actually
believed it.
The Lidland troop.
What's the Lidland troop?
A spooky campfire story...
at least, I thought it was...
about a Hedgehog Ranger
patrol called the Lidlands
that went camping in
these woods 30 years ago.
And were never seen again.
Just say it.
And were never seen again!
Jo, don't worry.
We're gonna get out of this.
Jo, you keep watch.
You hear anything,
you let us know, okay?
Okay.
Look at this.
"They get in."
"They"?
What are "they"?
That's the last entry.
What is that?
"Whatever you do,
don't let them in."
Ah!
Jo-Jo?
What's wrong?
Look.
I can hear something,
and it's not stopping.
What is it?
What?
What was that look?
I saw that.
Nothing's wrong with me,
if that's what you're thinking.
I'm fine.
Guys... I'm totally fine.
Jo-Jo?
The noise, it's so loud.
What's happening to me, Janie?
No, no, I'm fine.
Aren't I, Janie?
Janie, you okay?
I don't want to talk about it.
Rule number one, alert an adult.
In the absence of an
adult, blow your whistle.
An adult should come running.
If an adult does...
What are you doing?
Going through the
Hedgehog Ranger protocol
for getting help.
My protocol for help.
Ah, no signal.
I could have told you that.
If you knew the Hedgehog Ranger
protocol for help,
you would know that we could
create a smoke signal.
Mother Nature
always provides the answer.
You'll see.
For every problem, nature
provides a solution.
Don't you get it?
Mother Nature isn't your friend.
She hates your guts.
At least I'm trying.
All you want to do
is block everything
out with your stupid music.
Hey!
You don't solve problems
by burying them,
like your mum did
by putting you here.
Give... them... back.
Not until you acknowledge
that the only way we're
getting out of here
is the Hedgehog Ranger way.
Chill out.
It's not that bad.
You can hang around here
all you want.
But that lot back
there, they're gone.
It's game on, man.
I'm not waiting around just
to turn into one of them.
Good luck.
Dent... please.
Please help me.
It must have
been back at the tent.
I started to hear the tune,
driving me mad, but
I suppressed it.
Why didn't you say something?
I'm a Hedgehog Ranger.
I can stop it.
I have to.
It's getting too strong.
I can't drown it out.
Janie.
The music.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Is everyone okay?
I've got this serious
ringing in my ears.
I'm sorry about before.
You know, getting
your badge taken away.
Uniform was getting
crowded, anyway.
You've earned it.
Your first badge.
The bravery badge.
Arlene.
She found them.
I don't know how,
but she found them.
Who?
Who?
Who do you think?
The Lidlands.
Don't fear the creatures
you know and recognize,
because it's the
undiscovered ones,
those mutants of Mother Nature
waiting in the darkness...
Those are the ones that
really keep you up at night.
They say he collects
strange tales.
And if you ever
hear his whistle,
you know something creepy
is about to unfold.
No one knows where he's from
or where he's going to
or if he ever gets scared.
Do his tales ever
linger in his mind?
You know that feeling
when you get something
stuck in your head?
What if it was really stuck
and there was nothing you
could do to get it out?
God, that was so heavy.
I've paired you with patrol
second in command Janie
to show you the ropes.
Welcome to the Donner troop.
Oh, wow.
Your uniform.
It's so... blank.
I've never seen one
with no badges before.
Not one.
Do you think I want to be here?
Patrol Leader Paxton?
Can I talk to you for a moment?
She doesn't even have
a bravery badge.
The Hedgehog Ranger Patrol
is an inclusive
organization, Janie.
You've even got
the badge to prove it.
And everyone has to
start somewhere, hmm?
Alright, ladies!
We've got a long way to go,
and we need to
get there before dark.
What does Ana-Ciall mean?
Death.
What is that?
Insect repellant.
All natural ingredients.
No bites, plus no harm
to the environment.
Win-win.
You really are loving
this, aren't you?
Nature's our best friend.
That relationship
goes both ways.
Ladies, campfire, pronto.
Storytime is limited
to 15 minutes.
So, then this woman climbs
out of her car, right?
She looks down and...
Ooh!
There it is, on the door handle.
The hook.
What hook?
The one the guy's been stalking her with.
You never said he had a hook.
Um, yeah, I did.
No, you said hockey mask.
Well... I meant hook.
He had a hook, alright?
Well, thanks, Arlene.
Though I think
the idea was to scare,
not to send everyone
into a coma.
Alright, let's get real for a
moment, shall we, ladies?
Have you noticed how
overgrown it is here, yeah?
There are no footprints, tracks.
No traces that another
human was ever here.
That's no coincidence.
It's because no one
has ever dared
to stay the night here.
Not in this spot, no.
Do you want to know why?
Surrounding us...
I mean beyond the trees,
deep in the darkness,
lives an evil.
Can you feel it?
Wh... what's out there?
This is the most remote
spot in Britain.
Parts of it are unmapped.
Rumour has it there
are things living here
that nature doesn't
want you to know about.
Hidden in the woods.
Waiting.
Watching.
But... we'll never know
for sure, though.
Do you want to know why?
Because no one brave enough
or dumb enough
to venture anywhere near
this exact spot
was every heard of again.
Right, then, Rangers!
Bed!
I'm scared, Janie.
It's okay, Jo-Jo.
Here.
Makeshift nightlight.
How do you know all this stuff?
Were you, like, born in a tree?
Basic training.
If you took your
headphones out for once,
maybe you'd actually enjoy it.
Nature is our friend, remember.
And your only friend,
I'm guessing.
You don't like camping.
You don't like badges.
You don't like the Rangers.
Why are you even here?
No choice.
Mum wanted a fancy cruise.
No kids allowed, so...
here I am,
in a tent...
with you.
Yay.
There are other
badges, you know,
like music-making, song-writing.
Really?
Yeah.
Tons of cool ones.
Wow.
I had no idea.
Hey, is there a badge
for being mute?
Maybe you could try
for that bad boy.
Where are you going?
To the little girls' room,
if that's okay with you, Mum.
Here.
Nature's loo roll.
Um, I think I'll stick
with my own, thanks.
But you can't!
Not in the woods, not alone!
What,
is this about Paxton's story?
Get a grip.
There's nothing out there.
Please, Arlene.
I don't think you should.
I'll be right back.
Food chain bug.
Ah.
Ah.
Ow.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah, ah.
Wow.
You two look really awful.
The sounds in the dark kept
waking me up all night.
Which, in turn, kept me up.
You want to get
yourself some tunes.
Slept like a baby.
Wait.
Here, try these.
Dock leaves.
Perfect for reducing bags
under the eyes.
Nature's natural
anti-inflammatory.
Ow!
This stings!
Um, looks to me like poison ivy.
What?
Jo-Jo, I'm sorry.
I'm so tired.
I picked the wrong ones.
Nice one, second in command.
It really hurts!
Let's hope...
Paxton...
doesn't see this.
Don't.
Shh.
Hate to know what...
Paxton...
would say.
What's the situation?
Janie?
I made a mistake.
I'm so tired.
Of all the people.
What if it had been berries?
Sorry, Ranger.
You leave me no choice
but to take your foraging badge.
Arlene?
Arlene, Arlene!
What's wrong?
It's Arlene.
She's missing.
What?
Well, she's not in the tent.
Maybe she got a taxi home.
Maybe we should all
get taxis home.
She did go to the loo
in the night.
We assumed she'd crept back in.
Arlene!
Arlene!
Alright, everyone.
We, uh...
we have a missing Ranger.
I suggest we divide into two
companies and search.
Yeah, good thinking, Janie.
Alright, this side,
first team, led by me.
This side, second team, led
by my second in command...
Oh, don't say it.
Janie.
Any questions?
Right.
Let's bring our
Hedgehog Ranger home.
Arlene!
Arlene!
Arlene!
Arlene!
Arlene?
Arlene?
Arlene!
Arlene?
Arlene!
Arlene!
First 24 hours after a person
goes missing are crucial.
Aren't all the hours crucial?
Arlene!
Maybe if we head back
towards the trail.
If I was lost,
that's where I'd be headed.
We have to have a system,
blanket the area in
a grid pattern
so that we don't double
back on ourselves.
We need to resist the
urge to wander aimlessly.
'Cause we're doing such a
great job of that now.
Look, I have an
emergency search badge.
What do you have?
Lucky for me, these.
Arlene!
Arlene!
What are they doing?
Go get Paxton.
Janie, wait.
Patrol Leader Paxton, there's
trouble with your group.
I think... we should leave.
For once, I agree.
Run!
It's like they've lost
their minds.
Whatever it is, it's contagious.
We've got to stay as far
away from them as possible
if we don't want to become...
infected.
Run.
Go, go, go!
Did we lose her?
What is this place?
As if today couldn't get
any creepier... this.
We should go.
They could be on us any minute.
Wait.
I recognize this.
Look at this symbol.
This is the Hedgehog Rangers.
What?
An outdated version, anyway.
Guys?
Guys!
I really think we should go now!
I think I know what this is.
I mean, I've heard the story,
but I never actually
believed it.
The Lidland troop.
What's the Lidland troop?
A spooky campfire story...
at least, I thought it was...
about a Hedgehog Ranger
patrol called the Lidlands
that went camping in
these woods 30 years ago.
And were never seen again.
Just say it.
And were never seen again!
Jo, don't worry.
We're gonna get out of this.
Jo, you keep watch.
You hear anything,
you let us know, okay?
Okay.
Look at this.
"They get in."
"They"?
What are "they"?
That's the last entry.
What is that?
"Whatever you do,
don't let them in."
Ah!
Jo-Jo?
What's wrong?
Look.
I can hear something,
and it's not stopping.
What is it?
What?
What was that look?
I saw that.
Nothing's wrong with me,
if that's what you're thinking.
I'm fine.
Guys... I'm totally fine.
Jo-Jo?
The noise, it's so loud.
What's happening to me, Janie?
No, no, I'm fine.
Aren't I, Janie?
Janie, you okay?
I don't want to talk about it.
Rule number one, alert an adult.
In the absence of an
adult, blow your whistle.
An adult should come running.
If an adult does...
What are you doing?
Going through the
Hedgehog Ranger protocol
for getting help.
My protocol for help.
Ah, no signal.
I could have told you that.
If you knew the Hedgehog Ranger
protocol for help,
you would know that we could
create a smoke signal.
Mother Nature
always provides the answer.
You'll see.
For every problem, nature
provides a solution.
Don't you get it?
Mother Nature isn't your friend.
She hates your guts.
At least I'm trying.
All you want to do
is block everything
out with your stupid music.
Hey!
You don't solve problems
by burying them,
like your mum did
by putting you here.
Give... them... back.
Not until you acknowledge
that the only way we're
getting out of here
is the Hedgehog Ranger way.
Chill out.
It's not that bad.
You can hang around here
all you want.
But that lot back
there, they're gone.
It's game on, man.
I'm not waiting around just
to turn into one of them.
Good luck.
Dent... please.
Please help me.
It must have
been back at the tent.
I started to hear the tune,
driving me mad, but
I suppressed it.
Why didn't you say something?
I'm a Hedgehog Ranger.
I can stop it.
I have to.
It's getting too strong.
I can't drown it out.
Janie.
The music.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Is everyone okay?
I've got this serious
ringing in my ears.
I'm sorry about before.
You know, getting
your badge taken away.
Uniform was getting
crowded, anyway.
You've earned it.
Your first badge.
The bravery badge.
Arlene.
She found them.
I don't know how,
but she found them.
Who?
Who?
Who do you think?
The Lidlands.
Don't fear the creatures
you know and recognize,
because it's the
undiscovered ones,
those mutants of Mother Nature
waiting in the darkness...
Those are the ones that
really keep you up at night.