Creamerie (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Episode #2.3 - full transcript

- Hands up!

No sudden moves!

- Mayday, mayday!
Come in, come in!

We're in an abandoned building.

No! Give it to me!

- No!

- Oh my god, Pip!

- You came back for me!

- Of course I did,
you silly pickle!

- Where are they?

Where did you take them?



I need to see their teeth!

- I'm sorry, who is it

that you're speaking
of- - The milked men!

- The milk men?

- Yes, the milked men!

- Michelle doesn't
know anything!

That's why I brought them here.

Lane wouldn't have told her.

- Excuse you!

Lane tells me everything!

She doesn't tell you anything.

- Oi!

Where's the rest of it?

The Good Boys?



- They're all gone.

- They were right here with
a shit ton of equipment!

How does she
know we were coming?

- You.

You fucked us!

- Hey!

- Get!
- You fucked us!

- Get away from him, you psycho!

- He fucked us!

You told her!

How exactly
did he tell him, Bobby?

We were with him the whole time!

- I swear I don't know anything.

- Bullshit! You
helped run this place!

- I was just following orders!

- You're a liar!

You're a liar!

Your brother's a liar!

- Fuck off, you psycho!

- Those men could
be anywhere now.

Bobby, you need
to back the fuck off!

Anywhere!

- Okay, if I'm not
needed anymore,

I'm just gonna duck out

and finish some traffic light
jellies that I was making.

- Wait, what did you say?

- Hmm?

- Jelly?

- Well you see, Lane is
pregnant and has cravings,

so I've been making
traffic light jellies

and I just need to finish the-

- What? Sorry.

- Classic jelly? The bouncy
kind made with gelatin?

- Yes. Is there another kind?

- How many?

- I don't know, maybe
20, personal size.

- Where are the jellies now?

- How is this even relevant?

- Shh!

Where are the jellies now?

- Okay, I wasn't expecting
a jelly inquisition,

but if you must know,
they're in the scullery

of Lane's private residence.

- I know where the
milked men are.

Gelatin is made with
animal byproduct.

Lane is a strict vegan, so
the jellies aren't for her.

Do you know who loves jelly?

The Good Boys.

Everyone knows Jelly
is best served chilled

and unshaken near the
point of consumption.

Ergo, at that quantity, I deduce

Lane's most precious
living assets

are at her private residence,
next to the wellness center.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

- Well, fuck yeah, Pip!

Let's go.

- How exactly are we planning

on breaking into Lane's
private residence?

- Torture Michelle for the info.

She's been there.

- What? No, I haven't.

- You just said you were
there making her jellies.

- I know a way into
Lane's residence.

- Oh yeah. Here we go.

What is it?

Another secret tunnel?

- Yeah, actually.

- Come on, mate.

You're not even trying.

- How do you know all this?

- Lane sometimes invited
me to her residence.

Okay, look, we can't
stay here much longer.

It's the only lead we've got,

so we'll have to
take the south paths

back into Hero
Valley until tonight.

Is there anywhere we can go?

Somewhere safe we can
stock, replenish, rest?

- Not our farm.

It's too risky.

- Michelle's place is free.

- What?

- Well, no one's going
to expect us to be there.

- Absolutely not. No.

I don't give consent or
permission or my address.

- Well, lucky I
know where you live

from all the laundry
runs you've made me do.

- Well, you would need my
keys then, wouldn't you?

- Oh, do you mean these keys?

- You mama funker!

You mama funking knocksucker!

It's an old key!
It's an old key!

Oh my goodness!
I've been robbed!

- Oh, Michelle!

- What? What, that?

No, I've been robbed!

People these days, coming in

and leaving their
rubbish lying around.

I've never seen these before!

I wouldn't wear a paisley print!

Take a seat.

Anywhere's fine.

Tea anyone?

- The secret tunnel leads
to the central foyer.

Upstairs is the bedrooms,

downstairs is dining, gallery,

garage on the far side
by the tennis court.

- You expect us to believe

that she has no
staff, no security?

- This is Lane's sanctuary.

Not many people see inside.

She has one cook and one
housekeeper during the day

and security on call at
the wellness center nearby.

- What about the goon
she has at her facility?

They're not gonna be there?

- With everything the
mercenaries have seen,

Lane and the Doc
would never want them

anywhere near Wellness.

- And where will Lane be?

- Upstairs.

And once she sleeps,
it's usually deep

and she has sleep sound
set to jungle rainfall.

- Jungle rainfall?

- You!
- Yes?

- You've been here?

Is this accurate?

- Jungle rainfall?

Yes, it's definitely
the best soundscape

for a delta wave sleep.

- I mean, is the
floor plan accurate?

- Ah, yes. Mm-hmm.

- Good.

And we strike at midnight.

♪ I wanted to be
with you alone ♪

♪ And talk about the weather ♪

♪ But traditions I can't trace ♪

♪ Against the child
in your face ♪

♪ Won't escape my attention ♪

♪ Something happens and
I'm head over heels ♪

♪ I'll never find out ♪

♪ Until I'm head over heels ♪

♪ Something happens and
I'm head over heels ♪

♪ Oh, don't take my heart,
don't break my heart ♪

♪ Don't, don't,
don't throw it away ♪

♪ Ah ♪

- Where'd you get this?

- I went on a
psychedelic journey

in a quantum memory and Ma

showed where she
left her notebook.

- Sure.

I've forgotten how shitty
her handwriting is.

- Oh god!

- How is she?

- Is that supposed to be a joke?

What is this?

Look at this.

I swear it's just
random shapes and lines.

You try.

So B, I, Z, and N.

I mean, why don't you
just bring it to Ma?

Ask her.

What?

- You don't know.

- Know what?

- Ma is permed.

- Like, her hair?

- No, like literal
screwdriver to her brain.

- What?

- Lane lobotomized our mother
with the state's blessing

four years ago.

Ma was diagnosed with
acute non-rehabilitative

reality distortion disorder.

Yeah.

Real mouth fuck of a reason.

- No, that's not possible.

Lane promised she'd
take care of Ma for me.

- She did.

See this?

She almost took care of me,

and Jamie too.

- No.

This can't be true.

No.

No, no, that's...

She told me.

She promised me.

This doesn't make sense.

- Let's go on a field trip.

- And now we move to
the Circle of Joy.

Ow! Ow!

Hey, Ma.

You won't believe who's here.

Hey, Ma.

We can't stay long.

Here.

Ma, look.

Look what you found me.

Aren't we two little shits?

Look at us.

Don't you wanna take a
bite out of our cheeks?

Okay.

Down to business.

You see this?

You wrote this.

What does it say?

No.

No.

Ma, don't!

Ma!

Fuck!

Piece of shit!

- What is she doing?

- I don't know.

It's just what she does now.

Ma.

Please, look at this.

They make them dance
like fucking monkeys.

It's not time for dancing, Ma.

Look at this!

Here!

- Hey, Ma.

It's me.

It's Jackson.

I'm Jackson.

- This is Alex.

Remember us?

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

♪ Can you do the can-can ♪

♪ Ba da da da da da da da ♪

- Sorry, everyone.

♪ Can-can, can you
do that can-can ♪

- Holy fuck!

- What?

- How's it start?

The Can-can song,
how's it start?

Remember, Alex?

Ma used it to teach us!

She wasn't singing the Can-can,

she was trying to show us
the periodic table song.

- Yeah, of course!

The periodic table!

♪ Nitrogen and helium ♪

♪ Then lithium, beryllium ♪

- Notebook!

I think that's the
key to the code.

That's La, that's Nm,

Zn, Br, zinc, bromine.

J's the only one in here that's
not on the periodic table.

- Hey!

Can we wrap this
up a little later?

We're here.

- There's no cameras.

Come on.

- No, Michelle! Stop that!

- Oh!

- The fuck is that?

- It's fine.

It's nothing.

It's a humidity sensor.

- We should go back!

It's too risky!

- No.

We've come this far.

We're not gonna lose them again.

Now come on.

- Yeah, let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

- Jamie?

- Jackson!

Ugh! It's locked!

- No, we just came through it!

Is this you?

- Jamie, no.

- Is this a trick, Jackson?

- No, I swear is it isn't!

There! There!

Another exit!

- Wait!

- Shh! Shh!

- Shh!

Where are the rest of them?

Fuck this shit!

- She has a Picasso!

- So you haven't
been here before?

- We haven't been into
Lane's sealed section, no.

- Sealed section?

Like "Cleo Magazine."

- How dare you?

You know what?

I don't think she'd appreciate
these smutty insinuations.

Lane is incapable of
anything untoward!

♪ That's all I wanted ♪

♪ Something special,
something sacred ♪

♪ In your eyes ♪

♪ For just one moment ♪

♪ To be bold and naked ♪

♪ At your side ♪

♪ Sometimes I think
that you'll never ♪

♪ Understand me ♪

♪ Understand me ♪

♪ Maybe this time is forever ♪

♪ Say it can be ♪

- Don't look at it! ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Baby ♪
♪ I will be your father ♪

♪ I'll be your daddy ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I will be the one who loves
you 'til the end of time ♪

- Are you okay?

You can't be here.

- Yeah, no shit.

Jamie?

Jamie?

No!

Jamie, please!

Please.

Don't go in there.

- Hey.

Nice and slow now.

Whoa, whoa.

Hey!

Hey! We're in here!

- Help! Help!
- Please! Let me out of here!

Help!

Please, let me out of here!
- Please, help!

Help!

Oh god!

- Help!
- Who are you?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Oh!

- Easy.

- Why are you wearing those?

- Lane said if anyone came,

to tell them to go away!

Please! Help us!

- We command you to leave
us to live our well lives!

- What well lives?

- The well lives we were
living until you came along!

We were safe!

We were useful!

We had nice things to eat!

- Well, shall we
open up the crate

and ask those guys how they
feel about being useful?

Please!

- They don't understand!

Outside, there's sickness!

- Outside is unsafe.

- Unsafe?

What do you call Lane strapping
you with explosives then?

- An unwell life is no life!

No wellness, no life!

No wellness, no life!

No wellness, no life!

- Okay, mate.

- You're not my mate!

Get back!

- All right.
- Get back! I'll do it!

- All right!

- Back off!

- No, no, no, no, no!

- All right!
- We have traffic light jelly!

- What did you just say?

- Jamie.

She's not here.

Jamie.

Wait.

- The least you
could do is tell me

how you came to do this to us.

- You want to talk about how?

None of this would've happened

if you had turned
me into quarantine!

- I was grieving Oscar!

- I lost Oscar too!

Remember?

You don't get to own that.

Because of you,

I had to grieve him while
everyone died around me,

piling up in stinking
heaps of meat, maggots.

When I thought it
couldn't get worse,

they put me into solitary.

You know what that
does to your head?

Alone with myself.

Memories of you.

Of him.

I know what hell is, Jamie.

It's not a furnace.

It's not even pain.

It's just a black hole.

It just keeps eating
you over and over again

until you wanna die.

And she pulled me out of there.

It was a way out.

Forgive me.

It was my way out.

- You had eight years!

Eight!

Where you could have chosen
to be the better person!

You chose Lane

so you wouldn't have to face me.

- No!

I chose to be with Lane so I
wouldn't have to face myself.

- Well, it is nice to finally
hear the truth, darling.

Put it down!

Put it down!

- Lane.

I know the location
of the Sisterhood.

Now, we can secure more assets.

- Good boy.

But we're past that point now.

Don't you think?

You brought your
wife to our bedroom!

- Cut the jealousy shit!

- Let me guess.

This is the part
where you tell me

I have the choice to
be a better person.

- You do.

- How's that?

- You just put down the gun.

- I just put down the gun.

- Yeah.

And then you're better

- I just

put down the gun.

- Yeah.

Feel that?

That's all it takes.

- Huh?

- It's time for you
to buck up, okay?

I know it's shit. I know.

We have fuck all
survivors left as it is.

- I don't wanna survive,
I wanna live well!

- Well?

Don't you see, mate?

She's done your head in!

- I told you, you
are not my mate!

- And neither is she.

You know what you are?

You're slaves.

You're her slaves.

No!

Worse.

You're her cows,

her happy fucking cows
having your life milk

sucked right outta you!

- Jesus wept!

Set yourselves free! Now come
the fuck on and let's go!

- Tell us we can have
flushing toilets.

- Yes. Flushing toilets.

- Tell us that
there's no sickness.

- It's been, it's gone.

Ancient history.

- Tell me it's safe.

- Really.

It's really safe out there.

It's safe.

- No wellness.

- It's safe!

- No life.

- No!

- Are you mine?

- You're my future.

- Do you want me?

- I want you.

- Show me.

Go away!

No wellness.

No life.

No!

No!

Oh my god!

No!

- Get them! Get them!

- No!

Go, go, go, go!

Move, move, move, move!

Follow me! Up this way!

- She killed him!

She killed my brother! No!

No!

- My baby!

- No! No!

Help me!

She killed him!

She killed my brother!

No!

No! ♪ Grace calls ♪

♪ Take flight ♪

♪ In the path of the sun ♪

♪ All the fire-y ghosts aflame ♪

♪ The restless come undone ♪

♪ Into the wide open ♪

♪ (indistinct) ♪

♪ Lift a little light up ♪

♪ Lift a little light up ♪

♪ Guide me back ♪

♪ Hush your soul to sleep now ♪

♪ Grace becomes the sunlight ♪

♪ Leave the shadows behind ♪

♪ All the stars will rise up ♪

♪ All, hello ♪

♪ All, hello ♪

♪ We meet as one ♪

♪ To chase ♪

♪ The sun ♪

- Peace.

No!