Creamerie (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Episode #2.1 - full transcript

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Traitor!

Fucking traitor!

Secure the principals!

Secure the principals!

Get her!

We need backup!

- Fuck.

Hold still!

Stop moving!



- Go, go!

- Stop!

- Oh, an exit, another exit!

- Go, go, go!

Catch me!

- Ow, get off my foot.

- Fucking freezing in here.
- Go, go, go, move!

- I can't move.
- Where's the exit?

Pip, where's the exit?

- Well, technically,
this is an exit

from that room.

- This is a fucking
storage freezer, Pip!

- It is not a storage freezer.

They've
locked themselves



in a storage freezer.

Get the battering ram!

- Get the battering...
- In my defense,

if we weren't in here,

you'd all be beaten
to death by now.

- 'Cause you ran away.

- I beg your pardon?

I was reconnoitering the area.

- Yeah, for you
to leave us there.

- To help us.
- Oh, please,

to help yourself, you mean.

Look,

while you're all
busy picking on me,

it's important to note

that, on an objective
betrayal scale,

Jackson betrayed you guys
way more than I have.

- Don't fucking go there, Pip.

Hold!

The assets!

- The assets?

- Holy fuck.

- The assets.

Oh.

- Ugh.
- Okay, come out,

calmly and quietly,

and we guarantee no harm

will come to you.

If you don't,

then we'll have no
choice but to hurt you.

So, you better
come out right now.

- Whoa.

On the count of three.

All right, three,

two...

Everybody, get back!

I said get back,

or your spermatozoal
assets will hit the ground.

I swear, we'll do it.

- Get back!

Just give us reason!

- Nice and slow.
- Get away!

- Hey, hey, easy,

no sudden moves.

- Straight forward,

keep driving forward.

- Help!

- I'm sorry.

Please, please, please!

- Psst.

- It's working.

- That's right, everybody.

Good choices.

What are you saying?

- Management 101.

- What?
- They've got the stick,

now they're ready
for the carrot.

Ow!

- Why are we stopping?

- Because there's only stairs,

there's no more building exits.

Fuck!

- Just pick the bloody thing up.

All right,
all right, freeze!

That is enough!

Stay where you are!

Hand over the assets.

Hand them over safely,

and no harm will come to you.

Go, go, go, go!

Please return

to your designated area.

Making unwell choices will lead

to regrettable consequences.
- Which door?

Please return

to your designated area.

- Hi, I'm Daniel.
- Making unwell choices

- will lead to
regrettable consequences.

Alex.

Please return

to your designated area.
- Great,

we head over that way!

- Making unwell
choices - Come on!

will lead to...

- Oh, I used to
make this shortcut

when I was a Good Boy.

Oh, they keep snacks in there.

I knew the combination.

Outside,
there's trauma and sickness.

Prioritise your wellness

- What the?
- By staying inside.

Hey!

- Hey.

- Who are these guys?

- They're the Good Boys.

Don't worry about them.

Don't worry?

Hey!

Hey, you!

Come here, come here.

- Hi.

- Come here, we're
getting you out.

- We're just sitting ducks here,

can't someone run ahead
with Daniel or something?

- You mean you?

- Well, could be me.

- No, it couldn't.

- What's with you today?

Today?

- How many times do I have
to say I'm sorry, Jamie?

- Well, that's just it.

You think it's about the saying.

Come to the door,

so I can talk to you.

Dude, you're
wasting your time.

- No man left behind.

Return to your...

- Uh...
- Oh, hi, Daniel.

- The door's not locked?

- Why would the door be locked?

Return to your...

Okay, come on,

you two are coming with us now.

Come on, come on!
- No, no, no.

We're all good, thank you.

- You don't wanna leave?

- To go where?

Outside?
- Outside there is trauma

and sickness...
- Anyway,

it's dessert night, tonight.

- We're getting jelly
after the expressing.

Nacho?
- Ugh.

No.

- Oh, what about
your girlfriends?

- Beg your pardon?
- Okay, come on.

You two, come on,

let's go, let's go!

Stop!

Help!

Outsiders at the Good Boy door.

Repeat, outsiders at
the Good Boy door,

right now!

Outside
there's trauma and sickness.

Prioritise your wellness

by staying inside.

- This is it, the back way out!

There's no power!

Hey, get that shelf,

push it in front of the door!

Move!

They're almost
here!

Stop gawping and help us, Pip!
- They're here!

- Three, two...

Is there another exit?

No, this is it.

We need a remote.

- Pip, what are you doing?

- We had an automatic
garage door at home.

- Oh my God, Pip,

you're doing it!

- Of course I'm doing it.

Are you always so gam-jeom
in times of strife?

Daniel, come on!

Come on!

- Pip, they're coming,

come down now.

Run, Pip, run!

- Open up!
- What?

- I said open it!

- That's what I'm trying to do.

Pip, come on!

- Go!

In here!

It needs to go all the way down

before going up again.

- Come on, Pip!

No, Pip, you can make it!

- I really am sorry, Jamie.

Grab her!

No!

No!

Come on, Jamie!

Come on, let's go!

- No.

- Come, we got to go.
- No!

- Get up!
- No!

- Come on, get the
fuck in the car!

Come on, the door's opening!

- Whoa!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, get the fuck down!

Down!

Hey, stay the fuck in the car.

You wanna go back there?

Put your seatbelt on.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, sorry.

Just, oh my God, can you...

Whoo, can't you smell that, bro?

Can't you taste that sunlight?

Oh, thank you!

Thank you, thank you,
thank you so much,

thank you.

This is so good to talk to you!

So good to just talk.

They wouldn't let
us talk, back there.

I love you, man.

We love you.

And I'm not being weird, okay,

I'm not being weird,

and you ask any of the
other same place boys,

they'll tell you,

they'll be like, "Oh,
there goes Daniel again."

"Telling us that he loves us."

"Bloody classic
Daniel", classic me.

But you know, every time
I say it, I mean it.

- Well, but you just said

that they won't let
you talk to each other,

back there.

- No, not there.

No, the real safe place,

not that hellhole.

But there's more men

at another safe place?

Yeah, of course.

I came from there.

You came from there?

- Yeah, me and Hamish got
sick of the real safe place

about like four years ago,

so, we tried to make
it off on our own.

That's how we got
stuck in the hellhole.

Who's Hamish?

You met him.

He's one of the Good Boys,

the one with the eyes.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What happened to him?

Oh, bro,

some minds just snap, eh?

You feed them enough
nachos and jelly,

and they just go...

Hey, at
the real safe place,

was there anyone with a
moon tattoo up their arm?

Yeah, the Sisterhood.

Yeah, they ran the safe place.

You know them?

- That's resistance.

You were at the resistance.

Guys, don't you see?

The resistance, the
real safe place,

the Sisterhood,
it's the same thing.

Hunter knew my ma.

They were part of it.

How many people
are in the Sisterhood?

How many guns do they have?

Oh fuck!

What is
it, what's wrong?

Shit, the
northern checkpoint.

Turn around, go back.

- There's no fucking
way I'm going back.

- Abundance to you all.

Abundance.

- What's your business?

- We're with DOC.

- Oh, yeah?
- Department of Conservation.

- Doing what?

- Catching those
big feral cats there

everyone's been talking about.

- Oh my goddess, yes.

Scary, aren't they?
- Yeah.

- Wait, DOC?

You said DOC?

- DOC.
- You must know my friend,

Gina?

She's head of operations.

- Yeah, Gina,

yeah.

- Everyone knows Gina.

- Nobody knows Gina.

I made Gina up.

Who are you really?

Shit.

All right, on the
count of three.

- We had a fight...

With the cats.

- Ssh.

Who are you,

and why are you
leaving Hiro Valley?

See this button?

I press this button,

and three things happen.

One,

road spikes pop
out of the ground,

all up and down this pass.

Two,

Wellness guards come out racing

to these GPS coords.

And three,

I get more action than I've had

in a long time.

You know what's funny?

They call this a panic button.

You know, I've been out here,

protecting Hiro
Valley for four years,

watching our Lane make
this country well again.

Just me,

waiting for sneaky,

unwell reprobates like you.

I'm not the one who panics

when I press this.

You are.

- Get the fuck off me.

Fuck you!

Jamie, take it!

Let go!

Ow!

Jackson!

Jackson?

- Hey!

Come on, Daniel!

Wait up!

Jamie!

Jamie, come on!

No!

Bobby!

Get off him!

Stop!

We don't have
time to sit around here

and fake this anymore.

I need to
talk to my brother.

Yeah, except he
isn't just your brother,

is he, Alex?

He's a lying fucking snake

who pretends to be best friend,

so he can strap you
down and degrade you

like fucking animal.

- Alex.

Alex, please.

- Hey, bro.

Why were you in the truck?

- Alex, where's my bag?

- Answer the fucking question.

I know you're angry.

I was trying to escape.
- Bullshit!

When you found me,

we were out in the
bush for weeks.

You could've
escaped at any time.

- No, no, no, you
don't understand.

She got into my head.

Are you really gonna listen

to this shit, Alex?

When I saw you,

something switched inside of me.

I swear, it's true.

What happened to
you?

We don't
have time for this.

How did you get there?

Why didn't you try to find us?

Why didn't you tell
us you were alive?

She made me do it.

She made you do it?

Does she make you
wear that ugly wig?

Yeah,
what's with the wig?

Don't start things.

Is that what she does,

she tells you what to do,

and you follow her like a sheep?

Alex,
you don't understand.

Please, I'm hurt.

Tell me the truth,

what happened in Warrington?

Why didn't you try to find me?

I could've helped you, Jackson.

Alex, I'm not
about to get caught,

'cause you wanted a
family reunion, okay?

They are out there right now,

looking for us!

Why don't you
stop your dick-swinging

and calm the fuck down.

Daniel?

We need to take him back
to the real safe place,

find out more.

Isn't that the
Sisterhood's thing?

To protect his kind?

- Yeah, but...

- But what?

- But the guy's
a guy honey trap.

- So?

So, I'd be
a pretty shitty guy

to bring him back to more guys.

It's not his fault.

She made him do it.

- Oh, wow the fuck wee, Alex.

- You heard him.
- And you believe him?

He stowed away in
the back of that ute,

so he could go out
and get more meat

for his fucking mistress!
- No.

We don't know that.

I do.

He's the pied piper.

He kissed the girl
that gave him the pipe

to pipe his happy song with,

which we heard like
moths to a flame.

And before we knew it,

it's been four years

of having my nut harvested.

- All right, Daniel.
- Four years

of being pumped and
dumped - Yeah, okay,

- In a dentist chair.
- That's enough.

It's decided.

Two against one.

- Excuse me?
- Yeah, you're excused.

- What are you doing?

What are you doing?

- You heard him.

We can't take him with us.

We can't leave him
here to keep piping.

And we sure as hell
don't have time

to stick around and
be caught again.

- Jamie?

If she had
something to say,

she would've said it by now.

Three against one.

Jamie, what the fuck?

Hey, wait.

Wait, wait, wait,
what are you...

Hey.
- What are you doing?

- What needs to be done.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Are you fucking kidding me?

- Get up!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

This this
noose off of him!

What the fuck?

Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop!

Stop, stop, please,
please

- You all okay to watch us
fucking lynch my brother?

- Get it off me.
- Is this what we're doing here tonight?

- Alex, Alex, Alex.

Fuck you!

Get it off him!

It's just a guy!

Get it off!

Take it off!

- If anyone is
gonna kill this man,

it's going to be me.

He was my husband!

I gave him my heart!

He's mine!

So, if anyone has a
problem with that,

you're gonna have
to go through me.

- So, what, you're on
his side now too, huh?

- No.

Not for a second.

- No!
- It's all right.

What is that?

- This is the battery

to the GPS button that
Jackson is pressing,

trying to get us
recaptured again.

Play me again, fucker.

We're going to the
real safe place,

and we're bringing
your friends back

to storm Lane's shit.

Oh, I can't do that.

Yes, you can.

If he escapes,

the Sisterhood could all die.

If he escapes,

but he won't.

- Fucking...

Fuck you all!

Fuck you all!

- If he gives me
one more reason,

I'll finish the job myself.

- Let's go.

- You okay?

- No.

- Oh my God.
- Yeah, me neither.

- I trust you're rested,

unwell.

Let's not beat around the bush.

- I do prefer my bush unbeaten.

- Where have you taken my Bobby

and Daniel?

- I honestly have no idea.

- Do you choose abundance

or scarcity?

- It's kind of a
rhetorical question.

- Abundance

or scarcity?
- Lane,

I've been in your
custody the whole time.

These interrogation tactics
feel a bit misplaced.

- You choose scarcity.

- This whole hair-touching,

beige, bland energy,
aura thing you're doing

is not gonna magically
produce information

I'm not privy to.

- I know.

Which is why I've asked
Dr. Garvey to assist

in this matter.

- Good morning, Phillipa.