Cracow Monsters (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript
A NETFLIX SERIES
What?
- You're a mind reader too?
- I'll show you.
I'm able to look into
what hasn't happened yet.
So?
- Wanna tell me my fortune?
- Mm.
No husband in my future?
No,
No. I just didn't see anything.
It doesn't always work.
Hmm.
Take care of yourself.
What are you...
Go on.
So the boy killed his father.
Brutally.
Some powerful force possessed him.
What do you mean "possessed"?
Something took over his body?
- But that's impossible.
- On the contrary.
We just haven't been able
to see it until now.
A human body can be taken over
only by a higher deity.
It means that the one you killed
had been sent by White Gods to stop
a dangerous predator.
And you got in their way.
Prepare the scroll.
Come on.
WANDA MOUND
ENTRY IS FORBIDDEN
That's impossible.
Find and kill.
Master, are you afraid of her?
Time is short. Get her!
In the beginning, there was chaos,
which the Slavs called
the War of the Circle.
The armies of fire and water,
of the White and Black Gods
were engaged in mortal combat.
Until the element of earth appeared.
It was then that the battling gods
saw that the world was big enough
for good and evil.
They made peace
and left the world in human hands.
You know,
the gods observe
what man does with their creation.
Yet they stay silent.
Why did they speak up now?
I don't know... yet.
You see, until now,
only lesser demons had roamed the Earth.
But if a major deity
has appeared on Earth,
it means there's a new order coming.
You have no idea
what's going on, do you? None of you do.
What do I have to do with this?
You got between fighting deities
and escaped unharmed.
If we discover what possessed the boy,
everything you
haven't understood up until now
might finally be explained.
- Specifics! What should I do?
- Just wait.
If it wants
something from me, be my guest.
- I'm not gonna flunk out of college.
- We're not done yet.
I can be the bait from anywhere.
You're letting her go?
Birdy. Follow her.
Yeah. Super.
Yes, it's me.
I'm sure this is a case for you.
Let's take the risk.
Extra tests? Professor,
let's talk like professionals.
I can assure...
Very well.
That's the procedure.
All right. I'll send out
the samples right away.
Yes.
She was in some kind of grave.
Buried under dirt but sort of alive.
And what if this is her fault?
What if she's woken up something?
All the more reason to watch her closely.
You'll replace Birdy.
- But...
- I'll be back soon.
Alex.
Alex, wait...
What?
Your coat...
it showed me
a woman in the water, drowning.
Maybe because your pal
actually tried to drown me.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Lucky and Zawadzki have their secrets.
I don't want to know.
Neither do I.
Hold on!
I'm never wrong.
Never. Got it?
Maybe this happened a long time ago?
I see things from their beginnings.
Maybe you've repressed it? Maybe...
Maybe it's because
I bought it second-hand?
No.
It has to do with you.
Don't mess with my head, okay?
Please wait for the confirmation.
Card has been accepted.
Please make a selection.
Where can I get laid?
Hey!
Is everything okay?
Something strange was going on downstairs.
Please examine the specimens carefully.
Name the parasite
and describe its characteristic features.
That drowned woman...
Your coat told me the name. Wanda.
- Wanda?
- Mm-hmm.
The only Wanda I know
is the folktale,
the one who committed suicide.
I'm sorry.
There are some parasites that
completely take over the body of the host.
PARASITOLOGY
TAKE OVER THE HOST'S BODY
For example, the fluke.
A snail attacked by a fluke
completely changes its behavior.
It exposes itself to bird attacks.
And then, the fluke will enter
the body of its final host organism,
there it matures and produces eggs.
On the other hand,
the echinococcus tapeworm
can infect the human body.
It destroys the tissues,
acting just like a tumor.
Please take a look.
It's easy to understand the mythical
origins of zombie concepts, you see?
MULTI-CHAMBERED ECHINOCOCCUS TAPEWORM
SINGLE-CHAMBERED ECHINOCOCCUS TAPEWORM
I asked about the characteristic
features of the echinococcus tapeworm.
No sooner did you get into
Professor Zawadzki's group
and you've already stopped studying.
Be careful.
Or you'll end up like your colleague,
retaking parasitology.
Yeah.
I'll take over.
Finally.
See ya.
- We're going home.
- Maybe you are.
This gonna take long?
What?
You said one beer. It's been an hour.
You trying to piss me off?
Jesus Christ, just fuck off!
Go to your professor and leave me alone.
I'll have another beer, please.
Coming up.
Thank you.
Is anyone home?
Where is she?
Do you know her?
I feel like she's in every bar in Cracow.
Because she is.
It's Pivka.
Pivka?
A Slavic minor deity of the drunks.
She's always around.
She forces people to get wasted.
There's not much else to do in Cracow...
You know what it's like.
So, what is it like?
All right.
Listen.
I understand
what you're going through right now.
Seriously.
When I was a kid, my folks rejected me
because they saw me as a threat.
I'm not even allowed
to see my six-year-old brother,
who thinks I don't give
a shit about him and I've abandoned him.
All right, this is getting sad.
Don't drink.
Excuse me?
Thanks for your concern,
but I have it under control.
No.
Leave us alone.
Hmm.
So?
To pathological families?
To pathology.
I'll be right back.
Come with me.
- I want her.
- I want her.
- Hey, watch out!
- Dude!
- What's up?
- He's drunk.
Is everything okay?
What are you doing?
Fuck.
- Alex!
- Fuck off!
- Alex.
- Don't talk to me.
Alex, wait, God damn it!
I blacked out in the bar.
I really don't know what happened.
What's wrong?
Hey.
Hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
Who's that?
Gigi. For several hours now.
What stamina.
He fucking brought a girl here?
♪ Here comes Gigi l'amoroso ♪
♪ Devourer of hearts that fall prey to him
All on their own ♪
♪ Gigi l'amoroso ♪
♪ Sin incarnate
Devilish laughter ♪
Who could ever resist him
Wait!
Alex, I swear, that wasn't me.
- Something got a hold of me.
- Me?
Does he do this often?
No, not really.
Gigi?
Gigi, we can hear you
from all over the house.
Gigi, you aren't allowed
to have guests here!
Who is in there with him?
It's been like this since we got back.
We haven't gotten him to stop.
My diagnosis is simply an overflow
of testosterone to the brain.
Gigi!
Ah!
I want her.
Come to me.
It's a demon.
Ugh.
She bonded with him.
- Who's her master?
- Whoever it was that sent her here.
For me.
- What is that noise?
- Fucking hell!
- How did a demon get in here?
- I don't know!
- I secure the house every day, as usual.
- So how? She teleport?
Leave her the fuck alone!
And you? A demon
killing Gigi right under your nose,
and you're fucking playing
silly little songs so you can't hear it?
Like some guards from Guantanamo?
Lucky.
- Just calm down.
- And you, you gloved fuck.
What were you listening to, huh?
Well, fucking say something!
You're all a bunch of fucking freaks.
And where were you, huh?
- Well? Antoś finally bites back!
- Basia.
Basia!
I think we need to disconnect.
Come here, you fuck!
That girl poisoned you! Lucky!
Go on, try!
- Try it!
- Calm down! Just listen to me.
There was a girl at the bar,
just like the one with Gigi.
- Hollowshees.
- What?
But here? They live in lakes!
- What the fuck are hollowshees?
- The Nymph of Świteź Lake!
You shouldn't have
skipped Polish mythology.
She seduces a guy and it kills him.
I don't think it works on me.
What do you mean it doesn't work?
All right.
Hollowshees are dangerous but stupid.
Come on, Lucky.
Come on!
Poor Gigi.
Where is Zawadzki?
You can't see him?
No, I never have visions
about Zawadzki's future.
All right.
I'm going to do this alone.
Come on.
Hold Alex.
Take the straitjacket
and then put it on Gigi
You need to help her
get the straightjacket on Gigi.
Restrain the hollowshee
when she comes out.
Gigi!
Come on! Turn her on her back.
Bend her right arm!
And now face down!
Take it easy, take it easy.
I don't know what's worse,
this demon or what's ahead of us.
The phlegm doesn't bother me,
but I can't stand the howling.
Excuse me.
First the marcholts, now this shit.
It's getting serious.
And now the news with Marzena Nowak.
Come on, get him inside.
Quick, cover his whole body in manure!
Hand me the manure.
Oh God. If someone who
fucks a sheep is a zoophile...
what's someone who fucks a demon?
A moron. Ugh.
- Faster.
- Come on.
All right. Put him inside the circle.
Get him...
Here.
Ah!
I'll awake the dead water.
The pig!
That's a lesser demon?
On the cursed rocks there
People's waters come to halt
They'll smash their chests, no hope begot
Still, they'll stand and in puddles rot
You said demons are weaker.
So when the gods appear,
are we totally fucked?
The Slavic pantheon is like a pyramid.
Masters and servants.
So this one is a servant?
Unconditionally obedient to her master.
Like a dog.
You have freed yourself,
my master.
There's no air to breathe.
The Earth is poisoned.
We're on the brink of the abyss.
Go and kill for my glory.
When the Holiday ends,
the kingdom of chaos shall return.
On your knees, slave!
All praise be yours, master.
You know the language of the gods?
Yes.
I do.
...children were found
in the Krakus Mound.
They were frozen and hanged.
A moment ago, the police reported
that a child had gone missing
from the kindergarten
on Poniedziałkowy Dół Street.
We have learned from unofficial sources,
these cases may be the work
of the same criminal.
The missing boy is six years old.
Mikołaj!
What Mikołaj?
His brother.
What the fuck?
- She's gone.
- What do you mean she's gone?
- The window is open.
- What?
Find your master!
- You let her go!
- I'm a hunter, not a piece of bait.
Shit.
Hey! Are you crazy?
We don't work like that!
Come on!
What?
- You're a mind reader too?
- I'll show you.
I'm able to look into
what hasn't happened yet.
So?
- Wanna tell me my fortune?
- Mm.
No husband in my future?
No,
No. I just didn't see anything.
It doesn't always work.
Hmm.
Take care of yourself.
What are you...
Go on.
So the boy killed his father.
Brutally.
Some powerful force possessed him.
What do you mean "possessed"?
Something took over his body?
- But that's impossible.
- On the contrary.
We just haven't been able
to see it until now.
A human body can be taken over
only by a higher deity.
It means that the one you killed
had been sent by White Gods to stop
a dangerous predator.
And you got in their way.
Prepare the scroll.
Come on.
WANDA MOUND
ENTRY IS FORBIDDEN
That's impossible.
Find and kill.
Master, are you afraid of her?
Time is short. Get her!
In the beginning, there was chaos,
which the Slavs called
the War of the Circle.
The armies of fire and water,
of the White and Black Gods
were engaged in mortal combat.
Until the element of earth appeared.
It was then that the battling gods
saw that the world was big enough
for good and evil.
They made peace
and left the world in human hands.
You know,
the gods observe
what man does with their creation.
Yet they stay silent.
Why did they speak up now?
I don't know... yet.
You see, until now,
only lesser demons had roamed the Earth.
But if a major deity
has appeared on Earth,
it means there's a new order coming.
You have no idea
what's going on, do you? None of you do.
What do I have to do with this?
You got between fighting deities
and escaped unharmed.
If we discover what possessed the boy,
everything you
haven't understood up until now
might finally be explained.
- Specifics! What should I do?
- Just wait.
If it wants
something from me, be my guest.
- I'm not gonna flunk out of college.
- We're not done yet.
I can be the bait from anywhere.
You're letting her go?
Birdy. Follow her.
Yeah. Super.
Yes, it's me.
I'm sure this is a case for you.
Let's take the risk.
Extra tests? Professor,
let's talk like professionals.
I can assure...
Very well.
That's the procedure.
All right. I'll send out
the samples right away.
Yes.
She was in some kind of grave.
Buried under dirt but sort of alive.
And what if this is her fault?
What if she's woken up something?
All the more reason to watch her closely.
You'll replace Birdy.
- But...
- I'll be back soon.
Alex.
Alex, wait...
What?
Your coat...
it showed me
a woman in the water, drowning.
Maybe because your pal
actually tried to drown me.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Lucky and Zawadzki have their secrets.
I don't want to know.
Neither do I.
Hold on!
I'm never wrong.
Never. Got it?
Maybe this happened a long time ago?
I see things from their beginnings.
Maybe you've repressed it? Maybe...
Maybe it's because
I bought it second-hand?
No.
It has to do with you.
Don't mess with my head, okay?
Please wait for the confirmation.
Card has been accepted.
Please make a selection.
Where can I get laid?
Hey!
Is everything okay?
Something strange was going on downstairs.
Please examine the specimens carefully.
Name the parasite
and describe its characteristic features.
That drowned woman...
Your coat told me the name. Wanda.
- Wanda?
- Mm-hmm.
The only Wanda I know
is the folktale,
the one who committed suicide.
I'm sorry.
There are some parasites that
completely take over the body of the host.
PARASITOLOGY
TAKE OVER THE HOST'S BODY
For example, the fluke.
A snail attacked by a fluke
completely changes its behavior.
It exposes itself to bird attacks.
And then, the fluke will enter
the body of its final host organism,
there it matures and produces eggs.
On the other hand,
the echinococcus tapeworm
can infect the human body.
It destroys the tissues,
acting just like a tumor.
Please take a look.
It's easy to understand the mythical
origins of zombie concepts, you see?
MULTI-CHAMBERED ECHINOCOCCUS TAPEWORM
SINGLE-CHAMBERED ECHINOCOCCUS TAPEWORM
I asked about the characteristic
features of the echinococcus tapeworm.
No sooner did you get into
Professor Zawadzki's group
and you've already stopped studying.
Be careful.
Or you'll end up like your colleague,
retaking parasitology.
Yeah.
I'll take over.
Finally.
See ya.
- We're going home.
- Maybe you are.
This gonna take long?
What?
You said one beer. It's been an hour.
You trying to piss me off?
Jesus Christ, just fuck off!
Go to your professor and leave me alone.
I'll have another beer, please.
Coming up.
Thank you.
Is anyone home?
Where is she?
Do you know her?
I feel like she's in every bar in Cracow.
Because she is.
It's Pivka.
Pivka?
A Slavic minor deity of the drunks.
She's always around.
She forces people to get wasted.
There's not much else to do in Cracow...
You know what it's like.
So, what is it like?
All right.
Listen.
I understand
what you're going through right now.
Seriously.
When I was a kid, my folks rejected me
because they saw me as a threat.
I'm not even allowed
to see my six-year-old brother,
who thinks I don't give
a shit about him and I've abandoned him.
All right, this is getting sad.
Don't drink.
Excuse me?
Thanks for your concern,
but I have it under control.
No.
Leave us alone.
Hmm.
So?
To pathological families?
To pathology.
I'll be right back.
Come with me.
- I want her.
- I want her.
- Hey, watch out!
- Dude!
- What's up?
- He's drunk.
Is everything okay?
What are you doing?
Fuck.
- Alex!
- Fuck off!
- Alex.
- Don't talk to me.
Alex, wait, God damn it!
I blacked out in the bar.
I really don't know what happened.
What's wrong?
Hey.
Hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
Who's that?
Gigi. For several hours now.
What stamina.
He fucking brought a girl here?
♪ Here comes Gigi l'amoroso ♪
♪ Devourer of hearts that fall prey to him
All on their own ♪
♪ Gigi l'amoroso ♪
♪ Sin incarnate
Devilish laughter ♪
Who could ever resist him
Wait!
Alex, I swear, that wasn't me.
- Something got a hold of me.
- Me?
Does he do this often?
No, not really.
Gigi?
Gigi, we can hear you
from all over the house.
Gigi, you aren't allowed
to have guests here!
Who is in there with him?
It's been like this since we got back.
We haven't gotten him to stop.
My diagnosis is simply an overflow
of testosterone to the brain.
Gigi!
Ah!
I want her.
Come to me.
It's a demon.
Ugh.
She bonded with him.
- Who's her master?
- Whoever it was that sent her here.
For me.
- What is that noise?
- Fucking hell!
- How did a demon get in here?
- I don't know!
- I secure the house every day, as usual.
- So how? She teleport?
Leave her the fuck alone!
And you? A demon
killing Gigi right under your nose,
and you're fucking playing
silly little songs so you can't hear it?
Like some guards from Guantanamo?
Lucky.
- Just calm down.
- And you, you gloved fuck.
What were you listening to, huh?
Well, fucking say something!
You're all a bunch of fucking freaks.
And where were you, huh?
- Well? Antoś finally bites back!
- Basia.
Basia!
I think we need to disconnect.
Come here, you fuck!
That girl poisoned you! Lucky!
Go on, try!
- Try it!
- Calm down! Just listen to me.
There was a girl at the bar,
just like the one with Gigi.
- Hollowshees.
- What?
But here? They live in lakes!
- What the fuck are hollowshees?
- The Nymph of Świteź Lake!
You shouldn't have
skipped Polish mythology.
She seduces a guy and it kills him.
I don't think it works on me.
What do you mean it doesn't work?
All right.
Hollowshees are dangerous but stupid.
Come on, Lucky.
Come on!
Poor Gigi.
Where is Zawadzki?
You can't see him?
No, I never have visions
about Zawadzki's future.
All right.
I'm going to do this alone.
Come on.
Hold Alex.
Take the straitjacket
and then put it on Gigi
You need to help her
get the straightjacket on Gigi.
Restrain the hollowshee
when she comes out.
Gigi!
Come on! Turn her on her back.
Bend her right arm!
And now face down!
Take it easy, take it easy.
I don't know what's worse,
this demon or what's ahead of us.
The phlegm doesn't bother me,
but I can't stand the howling.
Excuse me.
First the marcholts, now this shit.
It's getting serious.
And now the news with Marzena Nowak.
Come on, get him inside.
Quick, cover his whole body in manure!
Hand me the manure.
Oh God. If someone who
fucks a sheep is a zoophile...
what's someone who fucks a demon?
A moron. Ugh.
- Faster.
- Come on.
All right. Put him inside the circle.
Get him...
Here.
Ah!
I'll awake the dead water.
The pig!
That's a lesser demon?
On the cursed rocks there
People's waters come to halt
They'll smash their chests, no hope begot
Still, they'll stand and in puddles rot
You said demons are weaker.
So when the gods appear,
are we totally fucked?
The Slavic pantheon is like a pyramid.
Masters and servants.
So this one is a servant?
Unconditionally obedient to her master.
Like a dog.
You have freed yourself,
my master.
There's no air to breathe.
The Earth is poisoned.
We're on the brink of the abyss.
Go and kill for my glory.
When the Holiday ends,
the kingdom of chaos shall return.
On your knees, slave!
All praise be yours, master.
You know the language of the gods?
Yes.
I do.
...children were found
in the Krakus Mound.
They were frozen and hanged.
A moment ago, the police reported
that a child had gone missing
from the kindergarten
on Poniedziałkowy Dół Street.
We have learned from unofficial sources,
these cases may be the work
of the same criminal.
The missing boy is six years old.
Mikołaj!
What Mikołaj?
His brother.
What the fuck?
- She's gone.
- What do you mean she's gone?
- The window is open.
- What?
Find your master!
- You let her go!
- I'm a hunter, not a piece of bait.
Shit.
Hey! Are you crazy?
We don't work like that!
Come on!