Code 404 (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript

FN P90, personal defense weapon,

Ideal for close combat,
capable of penetrating body armor.

Calm down,
you don't have a shop on the couch,

Honour this badge.

Stand back a little, I need a review.

I guess you know what that is?

- Shit.
- I know that this is not loaded.

Are you sure?

Pretty sure. Shall we find out?

Good God, are you tired of living?

I never hold guns
and ammo together.



It's like transporting a fox
and a chicken across a river.

- What?
- This is a puzzle.

Do you have a fox,
chicken and a bag of grain.

- We need to transport the chicken...
- You know what,

I wanted to spit on foxes and hens.
What else do you have?

Wait here.

What's happening? Did he recognize you?

He won't recognize his ass in the mirror,
but thanks for the trouble, workmate.

Listen, John, then, at your home...
It was not what you thought...

Slam shut, he returns.

Mossberg 500,
12-gauge pump-action shotgun.

Typical American classic.

Calm John. We'll check the deal and they,
in our pocket, count.

14-inch barrel,
six-round magazine



weight is three kilos. The
affected area is about forty meters.

I like you, buddy,
so I'll give you a discount.

For you, the price will be...
And yes, cheese.

- Did you say cheese?
- Yes, I said cheese.

On your camera,
Detective Inspector Major.

Carver, they revealed us, this is a setup!

Damn, Major, run! John, run!

I won't leave until you say it!
Who handed me over?

- I do not know!
- Major, leave! Quickly!

- Who was that?
- Enough, wali!

I'm sorry, Detective Carver.
Your partner was a brilliant officer.

You were the best team in the squad.

“And now you are both dead.” - Yes,
chief.

We will name something
important in his honor.

Helicopter or canteen.
Or some fountain.

- Kelly.
- John.

I'm sorry, Mrs Major.
Your husband was a brilliant officer.

I think she needs to be left alone, boss.

Of course.
Can anyone get the corpse out of here?

- What are the indicators?
- Suitability - 84%.

To the cause!

"Error 404"

One year later.

Man, this is from Judyin the office.
She could not come and asked me.

I bought them with my money,
so formally they are from me.

Sorry John.

I should have come sooner.

But I'm so guilty before...

- Eat yours in a swing!
- Hello, Roy.

- What the hell?
“I was hoping you would say Jesus!”

I would then answer: "No!
But we both returned from the dead!"

- Jesus!
- The moment is lost.

I saw you die, John.
I made you artificial respiration.

All my hands were in your blood.

I'm the best cop in the squad.
They returned me.

- They are? Who are they"?
- Geeks. Techies. Fanatics.

- Lord God!
- It's not him, dunce,

he controls an airplane.

I was restored to computers.
She will explain everything to you later.

So now what are you, robot?

I'm still the same Detective Major who has
been saving your ass for the past 10 years.

- I just upgraded.
- What does it mean?

What - "upgrade"? I don't know,
they always say that

need to ask.
“Does your wife know?”

- What does it mean to "upgrade"?
“That you came back from the dead, club!”

I thought you could help me tell her.
You always got along with her.

And now we need to see the chef.

- Your division!
- Yes, I'm kidding.

Listen, what are you to blame for?

You said it's your fault.
In what?

- Yes, nothing.
- That is, are you to blame for anything?

This is a normal
psychological reaction,

- when someone dies.
- Truth?

Yes Yes.

A. And what kind of fountain is there?

Thanks for the flowers,
Judy. But I have not died.

I'm not Judy.

John Major Nice to have you back.

- Thank you, chef. “Everything
was not right here without you.”

You're the best cop in the squad

compared to you,
everyone else here just sucks.

Chef, I still don't understand.
I saw this guy die

I carried the coffin at his funeral.

I had to arrange a
funeral for conspiracy.

Gracie lay in a coffin.

“Did I bury the bloodhound
dog?” - With all the honors.

“She would like that,
Roy.” “Why didn't they tell me anything?”

And you should have
asked his wife for permission.

We need only his permission.

“Do you mind,
John?” - Not at all!

Not on your nelly! This procedure
was carried out for the first time.

No one should have known, in case
everything was covered with a copper basin.

What else is the procedure?
What did you do to him?

Dr. Parfit will explain everything.
She's American.

The object was present

irreversible damage
to many organs.

They were replaced with
implants grown from stem cells.

As for the cerebral cortex,
we first applied advanced technology

introducing artificial
intelligence modules

into an existing neural
network of an object.

You put a computer in his head.
Is he a robot now?

- No!
- Yes!

So he's partly a robot now?

He is 90% human,
10% - inorganic substance.

We agree that I am
a 150% human being.

- We will not agree.
- So it turns out

can he not be injured or killed now?
- That's right, damn it!

“No,
nothing like that.” - your mother!

Thanks for the detailed explanation.

Yes, everything is simple: he died,
she returned him, now he is better.

- This is not neurosurgery.
- Actually, that's exactly...

Blah blah blah, listen,
I have an unfinished business here.

It is necessary to find the one who
killed me, and to pull an eye on his ass.

Relax, hero.
Verified guys are investigating the case -

Detectives Gilbert and Ryle.

You need to make sure
that all systems are working,

before you take to the streets.
Probation.

“Besides,
you have other things to do.” - M?

Your wife?

Kelly knows I'm alive.
An officer was sent to her.

Does she know that she was at the
funeral of the English Springer Spaniel?

Yes.

Then you're right, there's nothing to worry
about. Maybe she baked a cake for you?

You freak out even more than me.
What's the matter?

Not with anything.

Dike.

Man, I'm so glad you came back.
Losing you was hard.

Well, now I'm here,
so everything is fine!

Yes,
but it was probably strange for you to die,

and then partially resurrected by a robot.
What do you feel at all?

It seems like you went
to bed and then woke up

and now you are no longer sleeping.
- Yes.

Well, something like this.

Listen,
what about the case we were working on?

- Operation Blue Finch?
“She was curtailed after your death.”

But they killed me because of her! We will
find the killer and open the Blue Finch.

Just before it all happened, Christophe,
the merchant, said something to you.

The connection was lost and I didn't hear
anything, but maybe you remember something?

I remember the name. I have no idea where
it came from, but it's right in my head.

So, well, go on.

Blumenthal. Heston Blumenthal.

“He's a cook from the TV show.” - Yes?
Then, probably, this is not him.

What else do you
remember from that evening?

The last thing I remember was before that.

You came to visit us,
we ate Chinese food.

- It does not matter.
- Kelly and I had a terrible fight

and I went to the pub.

“That doesn't matter either.” - I
sat there for more than one hour,

and when he returned,
your car was still standing near the house,

and I thought, "Strange,
why is he still here?"

John, John, John, John,
you're not thinking about that

think about the shots.
- Rick Stein!

- Also a cook from the TV show.
- Gino De Campo? - The cook.

- Ken Home!
- Let's pause, okay?

Yes.

- "Strange, why is he still here?"
- John, John...

Honey, I'm home.

You look gorgeous,
even though...

- Despite what?
- To grief.

To sorrow... Sorrow. Yes,

it was a difficult year.

- Well hello.
“Well, now I'm here.”

- I have to go. “Well, what are you,
Roy.” “You have a lot to talk about.”

No, stay, please,
I'll bring more wine now.

Yes.

I'm going to help her.

“Damn,
what do we do now?” “I don't know, Roy.”

Does he know about us? Does he
remember what happened that evening?

I don't think so.
If he remembered, we would already know.

“Is he the same as before?” - Yes,
I will not lie, the same dumb-ass.

- And?
- You surely managed to hide everything?

Oh God, yes, everything is packed
and lies in the garage. Oh my God!

What?

Something is wrong here.
You expanded the kitchen.

Yes. Yes Yes Yes Yes. I was
paid benefits after your laugh...

So... I'm here... In general... And I
also rebuilt the attic, and decided...

Yes, you did not lose time.
Where is the wine?

You run out of butter and hummus.

Oh Pinot Grigio.
Roy always buys that too.

You know, they upgraded me,
now I notice everything.

Thanks Roy, enjoy the wine.
Open, please.

- And I'll bring a bag from the car.
- Bag?

Yes, there are only a couple of things. It will
be necessary to arrange shopping on the weekend.

- I threw a couple of kilos after the kill.
“No, no, no, no, no, John.”

Have you decided that you can
just pick up and go back like that?

“This is my home.” - I know,
dear,

but I think we need
a little more time.

Time? I've been dead for a year,
how much time do you need?

Exactly, you've been dead for a year,
my life has shattered into pieces,

and today they tell me that you're alive,
but half a robot,

you know, this is a little too much.
- I understand.

“Then maybe tomorrow?” - No!
- The day after tomorrow?

No,
John. We now need to re-know each other.

Not necessary!
It's still me, your husband

with just some
electronic enhancements.

Imagine that I am Oscar Pistorius.

In my opinion,
this is not a good comparison, buddy.

Yes?

- What happened?
“Kelly is against my return!”

She didn't say that, John.
What does "what happened" mean?

You are a genius from Silicon Valley,
he must be perfect.

He is only a prototype, prototype.
I ask you to,

watch his behavior

notice the little things
that are visible only to you.

And surely there were no extra
details left when you rebuilt it?

All in the ass, Carver!
I have neither a house nor a wife.

Let's go find the
bastard who banged me!

“Will he bounce
back?” - I hope so.

We don't want the
project to be covered up.

How was it covered?

Most importantly, do not overload
it and note unusual reactions.

And do not wet it!

Found.

This kid is a petty drug dealer;
he doesn't know about the murder.

He was there, remember? He knows or not,
but he is somehow involved in this.

- He was interrogated a year ago.
“Yeah, Gilbert and Ryle, but not me.”

Okay, just softer,
we are here informally.

I understood. Discover, Klisby,
your Judgment Day has come!

Get out of my apartment!
Get out immediately! I call the cops!

Oh oh sorry The door was wrong.

Us there.

Cleisby!

Jesus!

No! But we both returned from the dead!

You... You died.
I caught a bullet and bent.

Do not believe everything
that I saw in the news, Klisby.

- It was not in the news.
- Oh, really? Well, that means in the newspapers.

We have questions for you, Klisby.

So, on the Internet,
where today almost everyone reads the news.

I already told you everything.
I'm not at business at all.

“I'm on drugs, not guns.” - One is
connected with another, you know.

Tell us who is delivering
the goods now?

Amazon Prime.

Answer the question,
Klisby, or you will regret it.

- This is a threat?
“Oh, no, my friend, not a threat.”

- This is a promise.
- Actually, the promise of reprisal -

this is exactly the threat,
so in fact...

Apparently, yes. This is...
So... Yes! This is a threat!

Oh, oh, oh.

We know that you are an ordinary
small suction. We need someone bigger.

- Take us to the supplier.
- Sorry, I'm fully stocked,

I do not need... Oh!
What the hell?!

- Major, what are you doing?
- Yes, just getting rid of dope.

For God's sake, why not just
flush everything down the toilet?

Good idea. I was about to do so.

- What?
“Your supplies are running out, Klisby.”

- It's time to visit the supplier.
- Is everything okay?

Yeah. You forget that
nonsense no longer affects me.

- Are you sure?
- Absolutely, yes.

Absolutely?

99.9 percent

that's three nines,
and this is the police number,

that is, three sixes on the contrary,
and three sixes -

this is the number of the Beast!
And the Beast is a villain!

Clear.

I don't like it, it's not good.

Klisby, when the supplier comes,
behave naturally.

And stop touching your ear.

Cool carping. I said Carp.

I wanted to say Carpovka.
So why did I say karpovka?

“Because you're high.”
“And I'm not stoned at all!”

Clear. So in your
electronic shit

something failed,
since the cop made you so lousy.

Okay, I'm stoned.
But the result is there!

Klisby will meet with the supplier
and we will cover this bastard!

So he is here. Do you hear? He's coming.

We will not cover anyone. You...

you stay in the car.
“I will be terribly sad here.”

And do not touch anything! I'm serious,
damn it!

Roy! Heck!

Hi, moron.

Yes! So him! Come on, Roy!

I don't want to arrest you.
I just need your head, okay?

Why is he letting him go?
Lord...

Carver, it's you...

It was you from the very beginning,
that's why you felt guilty!

You betrayed me! Now everything is clear!

Security mode activated.

My partner was killed.
You will help me find the killer.

- Roy!!! I know it's you!
- This dude is with you?

Don't worry, he's just crazy.
Let's talk. What do you know?

Asshole!

Do not be afraid, he will not touch
you with a finger. John, for what?

I know that you killed me.
You set it all up yourself.

Therefore, he left me in the car.
Therefore, he released the suspect!

I left you because
your roof is coming!

And I didn't miss the suspect, but you!

Now be kind, let me go. Mudila!

Your mother's leg!

Are you alive there, Roy?

This is from Judy from Management.

She could not come.
How are you, okay?

No, I died, but they resurrected me

and replaced the brain with a
processor from ZX-Spectrum.

A stone in my garden? Ok, right.

I am ashamed of what happened.

Everything is not as bad as it seems.
Internal damage...

I'll kill you, Roy.
I am not ashamed of this.

And for what exactly I am ashamed,
I have not told you yet.

We acted without guidance

and disturbed public order.
- Sorry, "we"?!

Dennett demanded an explanation,
and I blamed everything on you.

- What?
- Yes. I said you were stoned

released the suspect and
jumped from the parking lot.

- Why did you do that?
“You heard what Dennett said.”

Probation. I'm on parole, Roy,
I just can't get fucked up.

- And you said that I screwed up?
- No! Well, yes, but I explained everything.

Would you hear me defending you,
buddy.

- Oh, thanks.
- It's my pleasure.

Keep in mind, when I am
preparing my own report, I'll tell you

how it really was.
“You will not dare.”

- We will see.
- Carver, I'm serious.

They will kill me.
If they decide that I screwed up, me...

- They'll cut it down.
- Do not scoff, I am in despair.

“This is your chance to make
amends.” - What to make amends?

At the fountain you said you were to blame.

Remember when they shot me,
you tried to save me.

You gave me artificial respiration,
your hands were in my blood.

This is your second chance,
now you can save my life.

- Will you take the blame on yourself?
- So be it. Last time.

Thank you... In general,

I love you and leave.
“You can just leave.”

Yes, and one more thing.
I broke your car

closing the wires,
and spat on the seat.

And you better remove her from that
parking lot, they take thirty pounds a day.

And you know what, Carver?
How glad I am to be back!

Lord Jesus.

He is leaving the hospital.

I pretended to be a sucker, as you ordered.
No, he did not give your name, boss.

I think he does not remember. He returned,
but something was wrong with him.

I will look after him and let him
know if he will have to be finished.

Again.

You yourself wanted to
return to serious crimes!

But do not commit them!

Have you tried turning
yourself off and on again?

I'm not a computer!

Your left!

I thought you had your own home.

I have my own house, Kelly.
But you don't let me go there.

Edreny pliers, leg!