Cobra (1993–1994): Season 1, Episode 7 - Mr. Chapman, I Presume - full transcript
Scandal and Danielle go out to watch a show. It seems the tickets were given to them by a person named Chapman. When Scandal steps out, some men grab him thinking he's Chapman and they ask him where are the tapes which he knows nothing about. Later he is drugged and someone opens the door where he is being held and he gets away and is in an accident. When he tells Danielle and Dallas what happened, they think he didn't like the show so he bolted. And when he fails to convince them he sets out to find Chapman. He is visited by the FBI who thinks he is Chapman and tells him to hand over the evidence he has on the man who grabbed him which of course he knows nothing about.
oh
shipment came in just like chapman said
it would his info
is good
mr masters trent ship has been busted
the feds meet us here and they clearly
knew everything
that confirms it chapman's got us
trent keep me informed more trouble with
chapman
the man is good
masters hiya brent what's the word
all right mr chapman you've got my
attention
so you heard about the warehouse it was
just the furs this time but no telling
what kind of a legal shipment of yours
i'll tell the fists about next time
tell me chapman how is it a man i've
never met before not so much about me
i'm your shadow masters even in the dark
if you have any doubts left just take a
look under the lamp on your desk
you know the brass one
no matter where you go i see you no
matter what you say
i hear you
i've got you wired in places you never
even thought of
now i've got enough tape conversations
of you to send you to prison for 30
years
from counterfeit furs to colonel physio
what do you want chapman
a piece of your action go ahead make
your bid
perhaps we should meet face to face
immediately love to but i have tickets
to the ballet tonight
and my wife never lets me mix business
with pleasure
think about it
yes mr masters i don't care how much it
costs to how long it takes i want you to
find chapman
and kill him yes sir
so
about once a year i have one of those
days when everything goes wrong
you know the kind no matter what you do
or say you end up feeling like a fire
hydrant a world full of well-quenched
labradors
well somehow i felt like i was about to
have one of those days
no no
i always have those hydrant days around
my birthday and unfortunately well
it was that time a year
if you would have read the memo you
would have known that the water was
going to be turned off
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ballet's bad enough but this monkey
suits going overboard
oh come on stop grumbling look nice
you know when you said you had a
surprise for me the ballet wasn't
exactly what i had in mind
scandal my friend mrs chaplin was nice
enough to give up her seats okay so just
for once
try and have an open mind
chaplain two reserved seats please
hey danny what this guy's wearing tights
football players wear tights at least
they're doing something respectable like
killing each other
here no culture won't kill you
culture
mr chapman
it's at halftime
wants popcorn
don't worry
popcorn no butter
milk dead
if you walk between us you will say
nothing
it's some kind of joke right right we're
laughing on the inside
let's go whoa whoa whoa wait wait
wait a second dallas sent you guys to
rescue me there's a 45 automatic pistol
pressed against your spinal column i
strongly recommend
no more errors in judgment
whoa
look this is my birthday pal and truth
is i've had just about enough of the
both of you
wait
um
for a man with fifth row orchestra seats
you're not quite what i pictured
i met larry and curly you must be mo
i hope your willingness to cooperate
exceeds your taste in tuxedos
blender have you met our guest my
assistant's a great
admirer of your methods we've swept the
estate several times looking for your
surveillance equipment no need to clean
out my account
you were in the face of danger i respect
that mr chapman
chapman name's jackson
scandal jackson you see your
bozo's here grab the wrong guy i
whoa hey now
your id as an investigator is quite
convincing unfortunately
not convincing enough
now your fingerprints match those of a
dead navy seal but your face doesn't
as a matter of fact there's absolutely
no record of your face we can find
look it's a long story i'm sure but what
i want now
chapman of the tips i don't know what
you're talking about
you made a big mistake thinking that you
could frighten me with extortion and
blackmail
what glinda
do whatever is necessary to see that mr
chapman cooperates
and make it look like an accident whoa
whoa whoa wait a minute
whoa no come on
no no no come on please
oh
ah
oh where is he he walked out on me he
hated the ballet that much
i guess what about the party i don't
know
i called his apartment the juice bar
every other place i could possibly think
of
i don't get it neither do i i take him
to the ballet he lasts 10 minutes five
of which he was sleeping and then he
just walks out
just disappears
still nothing first he said he was
robert jackson jr then he said he was tj
johnson and he spoke in a native tongue
i think inuit
now he says he's scandal jackson i want
those tips
make them talk
i told you no
now for the last time what is your name
my name is scandal jackson
this guy's program which started with
pain we'd have been done hours ago
you're right the condition he's in now
he wouldn't feel a thing
we'll let him sleep then you can make
him talk
so
so
now
so
outside
so
it's a cop let's get out of here
all right pal out of the car
boy am i glad to see you these guys
kidnapped me tried to kill me
who two guys in the gray sedan
sir sir placing you under arrest for
driving under the influence
there were two guys
scandal are you okay peachy
good now i can kill you
okay folks sign here and he's all yours
i know it's your bail money but if it
was up to me i'd leave him in the lockup
for 30 days
just to teach him a lesson do you heard
anybody no
well that's the only good news stolen
vehicle driving under the influence
i wasn't drinking i was drunk guys no i
don't drink and drive
true it was definitely some kind of
controlled substance we'll know for sure
when we get the blood test back tomorrow
the bottom line is you shouldn't have
been driving
good job drugged kidnapped
scandal if you hated the valet that
watched why didn't you just say so
look i know it sounds crazy because it
was
forget about it i've had a few birthday
bashes my day got a little crazy
didn't have a bash i got bashed and i'll
prove it to you the guy's name is
masters
brett masters scandal this is one of the
city's best-known civic leaders
its reputation is unblemished the guy
gives more money to charity than robin
hood
yeah well something's rotten in denver
denmark whatever
ah here she is ask her excuse us do you
know this man
not until last night i didn't if you
think you can just
pick me up in a bar like that fly me
with liquor just to get me into bed and
then
run out on me without a word to think
again
and as if scandal is your real
i don't know what she's talking about
you don't believe me we trust your
scandal it's just that everything you've
said so far is a little hard to believe
that's all
somebody went through a lot of trouble
to make me look stupid
probably no trouble at all look at this
scandal's kidnapper was named the
mayor's man of the year
great cover boy the office give you an
envelope for me
yeah yeah yeah oh before i give it to
you
come on level with me what was she like
who
glenda
what'd you say well brett masters kept
talking about a wendell chapman so i
thought i'd find the guy
how do you expect to do that your
computers
oh i see the office traced chapman's
ballet tickets
they were ordered on his credit card
through the ticket broker at the
maradine he's registered there
i may have missed my surprise party but
i have one plan for mr chapman
but there's one thing i hate more than
getting out of the shower to a wet towel
is getting sucker with a wet towel the
only thing that makes you feel better is
getting a dry one
but when you're sucker the only thing
that makes you feel better
is getting
hi i'd like to send a dozen roses to the
room of mrs wendell chapman please
you have a card to go with that please
great
i got flowers for chapman room 531
what the hell you doing in my room i'm
sorry mr chapman no one answered when i
knocked
i was told to deliver these roses to
your wife
to my wife the hell's sending roses to
my wife
i was just told to deliver thank you for
our special time
for a dolphin
who the hell is awful i don't know sir i
take these weeds with you get the hell
out
you know chapman
for matt with this kind of wardrobe you
sure are a lousy dresser
i'm not chaplin that's not what you just
told the bell boy
wait
federal agent bernstein i'm looking for
wendell chapman
oh i know oh
my name is kendall jackson ow
listen chapman or jackson
or whatever it is you want to call
yourself
don't make me ask you twice where are
the tapes
look you got the wrong guy ow
middle agent freeze
mr hughes this is bernstein i'm in
chapman's room now the place is full of
listening devices
it was uh chairman and master's men they
all got away
all right i saw myself wendell chapman
and scandal jackson are definitely the
same person
ow i'm sorry but it looks terrible
oh i gotta get smacked in the nose for
you guys to believe me
well i'm sorry i didn't believe you from
the start could i got something here
it's going to convince everybody it's
the blood test
from the police arrest discount for
reckless driving there are traces of
sodium pentathol in your bloodstream
truth serum
oh scandal i'm sorry forget about it
what we need to do is just figure out
our next move all right
mr chapman i presume
here we go again i'm used this is
bernstein we're government agents
and i'm not chapman cut the charades we
know you're chairman
he's not chapman really then i suppose
it was just a coincidence that he had
chapman's tickets for the ballet that
the bell boy at the marathon i did him
as chapman and that i saw him running
out of chapman's room
key word pal coincidence listen jackson
and chapman or whatever you want to call
yourself i don't care how or why you
became involved in all this
but let me tell you right now the us
government does not make deals
we want the tapes bernstein wait in the
car
are you sure i'll be fine
mr hughes from one old g-man to another
you clearly on here on a social visit
very astute mr castle
and you must be daniel lapoint correct
yes
i don't look so surprised i'm well aware
of cobra and the good and honorable work
you do that's why i'm here
to ask your associate mr jackson a favor
oh
now i'm jackson i'm not aware that
you're not wendell chapman
well you and your muscle got a funny way
of showing it oh you'll have to forgive
bernstein he's much younger and much
more eager than i've been in a long long
time
so what's the favor i want you to lay
low for a couple of days and forget
everything that's happened in the last
24 hours
you're right if you don't it could get
dangerous
it could get dangerous he's already been
kidnapped beaten jabbed with needles
look if you want me to cooperate i want
to know what the hell's going on
very well but not here
there's no argument for me you have
every right to know the situation
please understand that what i'm about to
tell you must be held in strict
confidence
wendell chapman is a freelance
opportunist
who somehow has managed to
electronically tape vital conversations
regarding a black market operation run
by a prominent figure
brett masters so what's the mayor's man
of the year into
smuggling of all kinds but what matters
to me is his newest endeavor
plutonium ten pounds of weapons grade is
to be shipped out very soon
unfortunately we don't know where it
went but chapman does right
chapman works for the highest bidder and
we intend to win that action
and scandal being mistaken for chapman
has complicated your operations
in my life none of you and covert would
lay off for a day or two
until we get masters and chapman out of
the way
everything will be back to normal
what am i gonna do laying off for two
days get some sun
relax jump absolutely you're not as
young as you used to be scandal
cute why should i trust you
masters has had you on a roller coaster
the last 24 hours
i'm giving you a chance to get off
yes colonel i understand it will work
out
problems colonel fazil is making threats
about the plutonium shipment
i don't like the way this is working out
get everything together we move tonight
where we headed
i'll let you know when we get there what
about chapman
trent make sure chapman is dead and
buried
just when i thought my string of bad
days was over i found myself being a
fire hydrant again
only this time it wasn't a labrador i
had to worry about
was two pit bulls and unfortunately
hiking their legs wasn't what they had
in mind
like it or not i'm back in the game i
thought you agreed to let mr hughes
protect you
the only thing mr hughes can protect me
from is a tax audit
meanwhile masters has got a bull's-eye
on my back
where you off to now i'm gonna find
chapman
put the bullseye back where it belongs
wait for me
scandal this is
he's in the shower it's time for the
naked truth
there's a woman in the shower get out of
here i'm gonna call security
we will just tell us where wendell is
wendell
wendell who your husband mrs chapman
chapman i'm not mr chapman then who are
you
this is mary pierce well she just
checked in
hell of a welcome how are we supposed to
know that chapman checked out
you might have asked but it's okay cover
cop the room settle it down a couple of
fruit baskets she's not pressing charges
it's my fault dallas that my emotions
get in the way
chapman's got me crazy it's like i'm
chasing a ghost in that case
let's take it from the top again what do
we know about this guy chapman
chapman has tapes about masters
plutonium shipment
yes and hughes needs them to stop it
perfect so far and chapman's playing
both sides against the middle holding
out for the highest bidder
right but what do we really know about
this guy he has great ballet seats and
his credit report says that he's wealthy
from all indications he could bug the
president's bedroom if he thought there
was anything going on in their worth
here
all this in four bits will get us a bus
ride yeah we don't even know what the
guy looks like
no one's ever seen him scandal's right
we're chasing a ghost
the question is how do you find an
invisible man
we can't it's perfect we can't find him
we can't find chapman because he is
invisible
scandal take it easy this is bay city
not the twilight zone
wrong nobody's seeing chapman because he
doesn't exist he's not
real and neither are the tapes bingo
time for another talk with mr hughes
right but on our terms
dallas use the credit card number the
office traced from the ballet tickets
book a suite at the maradyne put it
under the name of wendell
chapman but you just said chapman
doesn't exist
he does now
beautiful hmm
thank the chef for me will ya looks like
an icing on raw flecks leo stitch it up
and take the wife off for once on me
i had a feeling i'd find you at the end
of this rope mr
hughes how nice to see you if you wanted
my attention you could have just called
why so you can lie to us again champagne
how nice
i know you're footing the bill piece of
advice mr jackson
go home the last time he took your
advice he was nearly turned into swiss
cheese
yeah i heard about that i'm very sorry
look all i want is a truth most of which
scandal's already figured out
well i'd be interested in hearing your
version of it
may i yes you may
first off nobody's seen chaplain because
there is no chapman
you created chapman you put the clothes
in his closet the butts in his ashtray
all very convincing but what didn't make
sense
was why you left such an open trail to
chapman unless
you wanted masters to follow it now why
would you want him following a phantom
that doesn't exist
so he wouldn't discover the mole you
planted inside his own operation the
mole
who is feeding you masters every move
a very attractive mole at that i don't
know it was glenda
trent and willoughby are anxious to kill
me glenda had a chance and didn't
mr hughes sound right to you
absolutely correct my plan was working
perfectly well until you personified my
invisible man
but little information glenda was
getting from masters is stopped he's
clammed up
now masters can make his plutonium deal
and all my work will be for not
there's only one person that can stop
the plutonium shipment and stop masters
from killing me
wendell chapman
our itinerary is all set the pilot needs
a time just tell him to stand by
but he needs to plot a course and why
are you always asking me these questions
just tell them i'll let them know the
destination once we're in the air
master's here i'm glad i got to you
before you caught your plane
mr chapman what can i do for you well
you can give me five million to keep my
mouth shut about your plutonium going
out tonight
you know nothing fine i'll just take my
info to the feds either way i get paid
where when one hour
pier six
check the tracking transmitter
right on time those are tapes
that's the 5ml
made america great i mean where else can
a guy pull down 11 mil in two hours
11. oh yeah i'm on federal payroll too
see they paid me 6 million for the info
on your shipment
and right about now they're at christian
pier
scooping up your plutonium it's a
perfect deal
and being the businessman i am well you
got greedy it's been a pleasure mr
chapman
shipment awaits
weapons great plutonium as promised do
you hope you'll give colonel fazil my
best i know he'll be pleased
i know i am how the hell did you
do
if i don't make it out of here she dies
champion
hello
you okay
you'll die for this chapman
no i don't think so
and my name's not chapman
huh
the one in the white tutu is distraught
she just lost her husband
i thought i was having a bad couple of
days
she's a very good dancer i thought you
didn't like valet
might say i'm just trying to have an
open mind
it's beautiful
it's so so elegant
you
shipment came in just like chapman said
it would his info
is good
mr masters trent ship has been busted
the feds meet us here and they clearly
knew everything
that confirms it chapman's got us
trent keep me informed more trouble with
chapman
the man is good
masters hiya brent what's the word
all right mr chapman you've got my
attention
so you heard about the warehouse it was
just the furs this time but no telling
what kind of a legal shipment of yours
i'll tell the fists about next time
tell me chapman how is it a man i've
never met before not so much about me
i'm your shadow masters even in the dark
if you have any doubts left just take a
look under the lamp on your desk
you know the brass one
no matter where you go i see you no
matter what you say
i hear you
i've got you wired in places you never
even thought of
now i've got enough tape conversations
of you to send you to prison for 30
years
from counterfeit furs to colonel physio
what do you want chapman
a piece of your action go ahead make
your bid
perhaps we should meet face to face
immediately love to but i have tickets
to the ballet tonight
and my wife never lets me mix business
with pleasure
think about it
yes mr masters i don't care how much it
costs to how long it takes i want you to
find chapman
and kill him yes sir
so
about once a year i have one of those
days when everything goes wrong
you know the kind no matter what you do
or say you end up feeling like a fire
hydrant a world full of well-quenched
labradors
well somehow i felt like i was about to
have one of those days
no no
i always have those hydrant days around
my birthday and unfortunately well
it was that time a year
if you would have read the memo you
would have known that the water was
going to be turned off
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ballet's bad enough but this monkey
suits going overboard
oh come on stop grumbling look nice
you know when you said you had a
surprise for me the ballet wasn't
exactly what i had in mind
scandal my friend mrs chaplin was nice
enough to give up her seats okay so just
for once
try and have an open mind
chaplain two reserved seats please
hey danny what this guy's wearing tights
football players wear tights at least
they're doing something respectable like
killing each other
here no culture won't kill you
culture
mr chapman
it's at halftime
wants popcorn
don't worry
popcorn no butter
milk dead
if you walk between us you will say
nothing
it's some kind of joke right right we're
laughing on the inside
let's go whoa whoa whoa wait wait
wait a second dallas sent you guys to
rescue me there's a 45 automatic pistol
pressed against your spinal column i
strongly recommend
no more errors in judgment
whoa
look this is my birthday pal and truth
is i've had just about enough of the
both of you
wait
um
for a man with fifth row orchestra seats
you're not quite what i pictured
i met larry and curly you must be mo
i hope your willingness to cooperate
exceeds your taste in tuxedos
blender have you met our guest my
assistant's a great
admirer of your methods we've swept the
estate several times looking for your
surveillance equipment no need to clean
out my account
you were in the face of danger i respect
that mr chapman
chapman name's jackson
scandal jackson you see your
bozo's here grab the wrong guy i
whoa hey now
your id as an investigator is quite
convincing unfortunately
not convincing enough
now your fingerprints match those of a
dead navy seal but your face doesn't
as a matter of fact there's absolutely
no record of your face we can find
look it's a long story i'm sure but what
i want now
chapman of the tips i don't know what
you're talking about
you made a big mistake thinking that you
could frighten me with extortion and
blackmail
what glinda
do whatever is necessary to see that mr
chapman cooperates
and make it look like an accident whoa
whoa whoa wait a minute
whoa no come on
no no no come on please
oh
ah
oh where is he he walked out on me he
hated the ballet that much
i guess what about the party i don't
know
i called his apartment the juice bar
every other place i could possibly think
of
i don't get it neither do i i take him
to the ballet he lasts 10 minutes five
of which he was sleeping and then he
just walks out
just disappears
still nothing first he said he was
robert jackson jr then he said he was tj
johnson and he spoke in a native tongue
i think inuit
now he says he's scandal jackson i want
those tips
make them talk
i told you no
now for the last time what is your name
my name is scandal jackson
this guy's program which started with
pain we'd have been done hours ago
you're right the condition he's in now
he wouldn't feel a thing
we'll let him sleep then you can make
him talk
so
so
now
so
outside
so
it's a cop let's get out of here
all right pal out of the car
boy am i glad to see you these guys
kidnapped me tried to kill me
who two guys in the gray sedan
sir sir placing you under arrest for
driving under the influence
there were two guys
scandal are you okay peachy
good now i can kill you
okay folks sign here and he's all yours
i know it's your bail money but if it
was up to me i'd leave him in the lockup
for 30 days
just to teach him a lesson do you heard
anybody no
well that's the only good news stolen
vehicle driving under the influence
i wasn't drinking i was drunk guys no i
don't drink and drive
true it was definitely some kind of
controlled substance we'll know for sure
when we get the blood test back tomorrow
the bottom line is you shouldn't have
been driving
good job drugged kidnapped
scandal if you hated the valet that
watched why didn't you just say so
look i know it sounds crazy because it
was
forget about it i've had a few birthday
bashes my day got a little crazy
didn't have a bash i got bashed and i'll
prove it to you the guy's name is
masters
brett masters scandal this is one of the
city's best-known civic leaders
its reputation is unblemished the guy
gives more money to charity than robin
hood
yeah well something's rotten in denver
denmark whatever
ah here she is ask her excuse us do you
know this man
not until last night i didn't if you
think you can just
pick me up in a bar like that fly me
with liquor just to get me into bed and
then
run out on me without a word to think
again
and as if scandal is your real
i don't know what she's talking about
you don't believe me we trust your
scandal it's just that everything you've
said so far is a little hard to believe
that's all
somebody went through a lot of trouble
to make me look stupid
probably no trouble at all look at this
scandal's kidnapper was named the
mayor's man of the year
great cover boy the office give you an
envelope for me
yeah yeah yeah oh before i give it to
you
come on level with me what was she like
who
glenda
what'd you say well brett masters kept
talking about a wendell chapman so i
thought i'd find the guy
how do you expect to do that your
computers
oh i see the office traced chapman's
ballet tickets
they were ordered on his credit card
through the ticket broker at the
maradine he's registered there
i may have missed my surprise party but
i have one plan for mr chapman
but there's one thing i hate more than
getting out of the shower to a wet towel
is getting sucker with a wet towel the
only thing that makes you feel better is
getting a dry one
but when you're sucker the only thing
that makes you feel better
is getting
hi i'd like to send a dozen roses to the
room of mrs wendell chapman please
you have a card to go with that please
great
i got flowers for chapman room 531
what the hell you doing in my room i'm
sorry mr chapman no one answered when i
knocked
i was told to deliver these roses to
your wife
to my wife the hell's sending roses to
my wife
i was just told to deliver thank you for
our special time
for a dolphin
who the hell is awful i don't know sir i
take these weeds with you get the hell
out
you know chapman
for matt with this kind of wardrobe you
sure are a lousy dresser
i'm not chaplin that's not what you just
told the bell boy
wait
federal agent bernstein i'm looking for
wendell chapman
oh i know oh
my name is kendall jackson ow
listen chapman or jackson
or whatever it is you want to call
yourself
don't make me ask you twice where are
the tapes
look you got the wrong guy ow
middle agent freeze
mr hughes this is bernstein i'm in
chapman's room now the place is full of
listening devices
it was uh chairman and master's men they
all got away
all right i saw myself wendell chapman
and scandal jackson are definitely the
same person
ow i'm sorry but it looks terrible
oh i gotta get smacked in the nose for
you guys to believe me
well i'm sorry i didn't believe you from
the start could i got something here
it's going to convince everybody it's
the blood test
from the police arrest discount for
reckless driving there are traces of
sodium pentathol in your bloodstream
truth serum
oh scandal i'm sorry forget about it
what we need to do is just figure out
our next move all right
mr chapman i presume
here we go again i'm used this is
bernstein we're government agents
and i'm not chapman cut the charades we
know you're chairman
he's not chapman really then i suppose
it was just a coincidence that he had
chapman's tickets for the ballet that
the bell boy at the marathon i did him
as chapman and that i saw him running
out of chapman's room
key word pal coincidence listen jackson
and chapman or whatever you want to call
yourself i don't care how or why you
became involved in all this
but let me tell you right now the us
government does not make deals
we want the tapes bernstein wait in the
car
are you sure i'll be fine
mr hughes from one old g-man to another
you clearly on here on a social visit
very astute mr castle
and you must be daniel lapoint correct
yes
i don't look so surprised i'm well aware
of cobra and the good and honorable work
you do that's why i'm here
to ask your associate mr jackson a favor
oh
now i'm jackson i'm not aware that
you're not wendell chapman
well you and your muscle got a funny way
of showing it oh you'll have to forgive
bernstein he's much younger and much
more eager than i've been in a long long
time
so what's the favor i want you to lay
low for a couple of days and forget
everything that's happened in the last
24 hours
you're right if you don't it could get
dangerous
it could get dangerous he's already been
kidnapped beaten jabbed with needles
look if you want me to cooperate i want
to know what the hell's going on
very well but not here
there's no argument for me you have
every right to know the situation
please understand that what i'm about to
tell you must be held in strict
confidence
wendell chapman is a freelance
opportunist
who somehow has managed to
electronically tape vital conversations
regarding a black market operation run
by a prominent figure
brett masters so what's the mayor's man
of the year into
smuggling of all kinds but what matters
to me is his newest endeavor
plutonium ten pounds of weapons grade is
to be shipped out very soon
unfortunately we don't know where it
went but chapman does right
chapman works for the highest bidder and
we intend to win that action
and scandal being mistaken for chapman
has complicated your operations
in my life none of you and covert would
lay off for a day or two
until we get masters and chapman out of
the way
everything will be back to normal
what am i gonna do laying off for two
days get some sun
relax jump absolutely you're not as
young as you used to be scandal
cute why should i trust you
masters has had you on a roller coaster
the last 24 hours
i'm giving you a chance to get off
yes colonel i understand it will work
out
problems colonel fazil is making threats
about the plutonium shipment
i don't like the way this is working out
get everything together we move tonight
where we headed
i'll let you know when we get there what
about chapman
trent make sure chapman is dead and
buried
just when i thought my string of bad
days was over i found myself being a
fire hydrant again
only this time it wasn't a labrador i
had to worry about
was two pit bulls and unfortunately
hiking their legs wasn't what they had
in mind
like it or not i'm back in the game i
thought you agreed to let mr hughes
protect you
the only thing mr hughes can protect me
from is a tax audit
meanwhile masters has got a bull's-eye
on my back
where you off to now i'm gonna find
chapman
put the bullseye back where it belongs
wait for me
scandal this is
he's in the shower it's time for the
naked truth
there's a woman in the shower get out of
here i'm gonna call security
we will just tell us where wendell is
wendell
wendell who your husband mrs chapman
chapman i'm not mr chapman then who are
you
this is mary pierce well she just
checked in
hell of a welcome how are we supposed to
know that chapman checked out
you might have asked but it's okay cover
cop the room settle it down a couple of
fruit baskets she's not pressing charges
it's my fault dallas that my emotions
get in the way
chapman's got me crazy it's like i'm
chasing a ghost in that case
let's take it from the top again what do
we know about this guy chapman
chapman has tapes about masters
plutonium shipment
yes and hughes needs them to stop it
perfect so far and chapman's playing
both sides against the middle holding
out for the highest bidder
right but what do we really know about
this guy he has great ballet seats and
his credit report says that he's wealthy
from all indications he could bug the
president's bedroom if he thought there
was anything going on in their worth
here
all this in four bits will get us a bus
ride yeah we don't even know what the
guy looks like
no one's ever seen him scandal's right
we're chasing a ghost
the question is how do you find an
invisible man
we can't it's perfect we can't find him
we can't find chapman because he is
invisible
scandal take it easy this is bay city
not the twilight zone
wrong nobody's seeing chapman because he
doesn't exist he's not
real and neither are the tapes bingo
time for another talk with mr hughes
right but on our terms
dallas use the credit card number the
office traced from the ballet tickets
book a suite at the maradyne put it
under the name of wendell
chapman but you just said chapman
doesn't exist
he does now
beautiful hmm
thank the chef for me will ya looks like
an icing on raw flecks leo stitch it up
and take the wife off for once on me
i had a feeling i'd find you at the end
of this rope mr
hughes how nice to see you if you wanted
my attention you could have just called
why so you can lie to us again champagne
how nice
i know you're footing the bill piece of
advice mr jackson
go home the last time he took your
advice he was nearly turned into swiss
cheese
yeah i heard about that i'm very sorry
look all i want is a truth most of which
scandal's already figured out
well i'd be interested in hearing your
version of it
may i yes you may
first off nobody's seen chaplain because
there is no chapman
you created chapman you put the clothes
in his closet the butts in his ashtray
all very convincing but what didn't make
sense
was why you left such an open trail to
chapman unless
you wanted masters to follow it now why
would you want him following a phantom
that doesn't exist
so he wouldn't discover the mole you
planted inside his own operation the
mole
who is feeding you masters every move
a very attractive mole at that i don't
know it was glenda
trent and willoughby are anxious to kill
me glenda had a chance and didn't
mr hughes sound right to you
absolutely correct my plan was working
perfectly well until you personified my
invisible man
but little information glenda was
getting from masters is stopped he's
clammed up
now masters can make his plutonium deal
and all my work will be for not
there's only one person that can stop
the plutonium shipment and stop masters
from killing me
wendell chapman
our itinerary is all set the pilot needs
a time just tell him to stand by
but he needs to plot a course and why
are you always asking me these questions
just tell them i'll let them know the
destination once we're in the air
master's here i'm glad i got to you
before you caught your plane
mr chapman what can i do for you well
you can give me five million to keep my
mouth shut about your plutonium going
out tonight
you know nothing fine i'll just take my
info to the feds either way i get paid
where when one hour
pier six
check the tracking transmitter
right on time those are tapes
that's the 5ml
made america great i mean where else can
a guy pull down 11 mil in two hours
11. oh yeah i'm on federal payroll too
see they paid me 6 million for the info
on your shipment
and right about now they're at christian
pier
scooping up your plutonium it's a
perfect deal
and being the businessman i am well you
got greedy it's been a pleasure mr
chapman
shipment awaits
weapons great plutonium as promised do
you hope you'll give colonel fazil my
best i know he'll be pleased
i know i am how the hell did you
do
if i don't make it out of here she dies
champion
hello
you okay
you'll die for this chapman
no i don't think so
and my name's not chapman
huh
the one in the white tutu is distraught
she just lost her husband
i thought i was having a bad couple of
days
she's a very good dancer i thought you
didn't like valet
might say i'm just trying to have an
open mind
it's beautiful
it's so so elegant
you