Cobra (1993–1994): Season 1, Episode 14 - Lost in Cyberspace - full transcript
Cobra must rescue a kidnapped female computer security consultant.
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password
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take some time
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i know how your system works
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just one more bite
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yes
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athena
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athena
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female
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so
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no um no now
what's going on
what's going on dallas said something
about being held hostage and then the
phone went out
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well i am we are this whole villain runs
on my system and my system's been taken
over by outside sources
well how no idea what's wrong with your
face
whoever took over your computer to go
over my razor is ridiculous
boom cobra
no ma'am i'm sorry but this is not
directory assistance for poughkeepsie
the mainframe's talking mandarin chinese
come on dallas do something
we gotta shut this thing down before it
melts
it's a greek god of love i don't care if
it's the greek god of guaranteed hair
growth i'm gonna kick his butt
yeah well that makes two of us
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you know in case you haven't checked
lately breaking into computer is a
felony in this state love god
my name's warren binder someone
kidnapped my girlfriend last night so i
bowed your main fame to get your
attention congratulations you got it
why didn't you just go to the police i
did they didn't believe me but you've
got to
i can't live without her please help me
please what's your girlfriend's name
i wish you knew her like i do she's so
beautiful
so caring so loving we've shared so much
together i know you'd like her
look she does have a name doesn't she of
course she does
i just don't know it
you don't know your girlfriend's name
there's more to a person than her name
there's her soul
and her soul is so beautiful
and sensitive and and uh okay what does
she look like
and you don't even know what she looks
like no
but she means everything to me without
her i'm combiner
we're just about to back on planet earth
wait
i only know her handle in the matrix or
what
the name she goes by when she's
communicating via computer in cyberspace
exactly thank god somebody finally
understands
she calls herself athena we met and we
found love in the matrix
and now she's gone
can't you help me find her please
would you excuse us just for a moment
matrix said the greek word for nut house
listen scandal a lot of people aren't as
comfortable with the outside world as
you and i might be
i mean it's clearly broken-hearted
well haven't you ever been enough well
yeah
but at least i knew what they look like
next sometimes i even knew their name
it's valentine's day oh come on guys
let's have a heart
mr beiner do you have anything we could
use to start looking for your girlfriend
i met her on the pirate network it's bbs
a bb s it's a computer bulletin board
service
electronic singles bar now you're
catching on
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touch it and die i was just gonna give
it a little tune-up yeah well you can
just forget about it
because with the talent on revamping
this system you're gonna have an easier
time breaking into the louvre
if it makes you feel any better it took
me the better part of a morning to break
into that computer the first time
the morning yep
good morning
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i take it you found the pirate network
yep
and the trailer park run by a couple of
cave dwellers with a computer
and two phone lines well cyber dwellers
can be a little shy and
awkward with strangers these guys are
from another planet danny
and the cyclops concise op
system operator well whatever he calls
himself captain trips
i know i'm online with him right now
he's very funny
he's articulate he's brilliant he knows
more about classical music and
impressionistic art than anybody i've
ever met
danny this guy weighs 400 pounds and has
chunks of gravy train in his beard
so so
so that doesn't change the beauty of his
soul
and besides he just gave me athena's
real name and address
dolores brown isn't that a beautiful
name
it's a beautiful name
let's see what i can find i want to go
no
you know it might be a good idea to take
him i mean he and athena
he and dolores speak the same language
you might need him to translate in case
you run into a big bad cyclops
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come on
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smell the patchouli it's her favorite
scent
it's like heaven
heaven my grandma used to keep rats away
there must be something here that we can
use for a lead right here
to think her hands caress these keys
look at this she's kept every bouquet
off center
electronic flowers very romantic
you don't think you can bond with
another person through a computer do you
i didn't say that look at this
henson pharmaceuticals in-house report
top secret
huh and this
bilson electronics architectural
diagrams
now what's miss wonderful doing with
privileged information like this
huh maybe she's a stockholder
maybe she has a criminal record athena
was arrested in 12th grade for hacking
her way into the arp net defense
computers yeah
she's pretty proud of that one you
believe she pulled all that off when she
was in high school
i guess that beats joining the chess
club huh well that kind of skill
explains how she got these
incorporations guard this stuff like it
was gold she clearly has the smarts to
gain the highest level access
into all of their systems maybe she was
too smart and found out something she
wasn't supposed to
hey warren expecting a fax
maybe yeah well warthog said he was
seduced by the leather mistress and now
he's too weak to rescue the snood
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i told him not to storm that castle this
one here is from the cosmic commander
who is in danger of being raided if he
doesn't turn over the payload to the
sions before
i had my my fax number forwarded
well just in case you're not aware of it
this office is not your dungeon and i'm
not your dragon so you could tell your
warthogs out there
the black knight has drained the moat
got it
forget the warthogs tell athena what
this one's from athena
[Applause]
benson industrial technologies wednesday
five o'clock help me please
fence and electronics it's up here on
the left
not a bad car you got here scandal
of course the braking system is
hopelessly archaic
and if you try driving on cobblestones
you're gonna need six months of traction
you've driven a cobra in scotland we
drove it all over europe actually
until the engine caught fire halfway up
mount blanc and then athena and i had to
catch a ride in a hay wagon just to get
the
wait a minute wait a minute you drove
across europe with a woman you never met
we did it on the computer i had a cobra
simulator and athena designed a
landscape cultural interface program and
together we toured the globe
let me tell you something warren that
wasn't the real world
that was a video game
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your hero die a hero move in your dusty
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we're out of here sorry boys we got you
going out heroes after all
one run forget them come on
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you and your real world
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i can't believe we're just sitting
around while athena's trapped somewhere
with those insane psychopathic
gun-toting monsters from hell
you've been playing too many computer
games boy
monsters from hell we should be out in
the street vaporizing those suckers
take it from me that's the only way i've
done it before yeah sure
with a joystick baby
look warren this isn't a computer game
okay
these are real guys with real guns i
understand hmm
that real life is a bit more complicated
and dangerous
we know you're itching to do something
so are we but we need some solid facts
first
well here's something for you to ponder
vincent industrial technologies have a
completely computerized delivery
schedule
and because state-of-the-art technology
is often part of their payload the codes
are very closely guarded very protected
maybe some of this wall stings through
the back door like athena
you think maybe uh she broke into
vengeance computer same way that this
character broke in ours
it'd take me five minutes and probably
take her three i'll look into it
somebody went through a lot of trouble
to steal something that something is a
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000 industrial laser well my guess is
they didn't steal it to put on a light
show
three two one go
40 seconds
30 seconds
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20 seconds
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security beams neutralized
10 seconds can't do this in 10
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we just got caught and you just got
killed
you shave a minute off this time guys
are you gonna be doing time
yes mr coats
uh one more thing sir
some of all those guys ran into today
has been bugging me
yeah well i don't blame you for not
wasting them but next time say hello
with a bullet all right
that's not it i think i saw one of them
before
the geeky one was there when we snatched
her
dolores
you didn't mention anything about a
boyfriend
who said anything about a boyfriend your
face just did
he's twice the man you'll ever be is
that so
i've seen him take out six iron men with
his bare hands and when he's got a
photon weapon he's completely
unstoppable
which one is he dolores mario or luigi
yeah laugh if you want underestimate
arrows
but his brilliance will make you regret
you ever did it yeah
well until aeros comes in and blasts me
with his fazer i'll take my chances
until then i suggest you keep working
and you keep a closer eye on her okay
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all right you guys are gonna love this
all these confidential corporate
documents you found at delores place
yesterday
turns out she was hired by all those
organizations
for what purpose to break in makes sense
well you want to know how a crook thinks
you hire a crook she's not a crook yeah
well what is she warren
she's a genius a visionary a cyberspace
goddess
actually she's a security systems
consultant well i guess security systems
consultant cyberspace goddess was just
too much for one business card
she gets paid to hack into computer
systems and then design countermeasures
to make them impregnable
check this out one of her clients was
vincent industrial technologies
and you think somebody may be kidnapped
dolores so as to break into a system she
designed
yep and that's why she was trying to
warn us now that they have what they
want well
i don't think they went to all that
trouble for an industrial laser not
exactly a hot item on the black market
they needed it for something else
which means they still need her i'll get
a list of her clients and see if i can
find any obvious targets
hey don't worry warren she's still alive
she got through to us once so do it
again
just gotta be patient
very nice i would have preferred to say
with hallmark but it'll do
please don't hurt him ah dolores if he's
the photon warrior you say
is he's got six or seven lives long
harris has never done anything to you
you've got me just leave it at that yeah
i got you and there's a danger of
needing someone to do something you
can't do
a danger that they'll take advantage you
need me alive
right yeah but i don't care if you're
missing an ear
or an eye the point is
i need you to concentrate on the task at
hand
otherwise someone's going to get killed
or
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maimed
i hope we understand each other better
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now
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it's from her
meet me alone west side industrial park
9 p.m tonight my life depends on it
dolores what do you think another
robbery there's some high-tech companies
over there a couple of retail outlets a
storage facility
it could be anything she signed a real
name
what are we waiting for now hold on
there and i'm just i'm not too sure
about this
he's right dallas we have no choice but
you both nearly got killed last time
well at least we know what to expect
right
come on
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you know for a guy who hates to get out
be sure to get out of line
it's for athena nothing else believe me
out here can't compare with where i live
oh no yeah
in cyberspace life is ideal there's
nothing to contaminate that ideal
like all those digitized roses i sent to
athena
they're forever so alive they never die
yeah but how do they smell i don't
understand
yeah you do that's why you and dolores
had to meet in person
now look a way to stay right here and
keep your head down
what and look the other way while athena
gets killed
no no way look warren
you're not sitting at your keyboard you
get free prize playing this game you
don't come back
you understand
dunk your head
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duck
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howdy boys
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thank you for being so prompt
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nice night for a major heist day we'll
try and make this as painless as
possible
take him across the lot and kill him
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it's that time
you okay yeah
not bad for guys who want to drive in
the simulator
thanks they were gonna kill you weren't
they
yeah that's too real
way too real
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i'll drive
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why would she lead you into a trap she
didn't someone put a gun to her head
that's why she signed a real name it was
a warning so we're right back to where
we started from no clue as to where she
is
let's backtrack the facts and we'll find
her now i already thought about that the
phone company's not budging they'd have
to check through every one of their
accounts to find out who's making those
fax calls could take weeks
so let's break into their system
impossible their system is locked in
tighter than oprah's girdle
we don't need to break in if we have the
password they got their system tighter
norad guards the button
i can get it i got yours you what
oh yeah it was easy
so how do we get it
oh it stinks in here you were right
scandal
this is what life's all about
we're standing in a dumpster we're
dumpster diving
dumpster diving yeah we'll find out
anything about anybody by going through
their trash
did you know dallas has placed over 20
orders with victoria's secret in the
last two years
dallas was in the lingerie and
danielle's sister margaret is being sued
again for begging me
no danielle's paying the legal fees but
the old man doesn't know anything about
it
wait a minute lingerie
bigamy i mean you found all this out
from trash mm-hmm
warren what do you know about me you
yeah you eat more pop-tarts and velveeta
than any adult alive
but i respect that there's something
else warren
you were right about life being out here
oh yeah i had to experience life
experience risk experience the real
world
yeah and real garbage i'm serious i've
been doing a lot of thinking about what
you said earlier
about about why athena
delores and i decided to meet
which was we wanted more what we had
wasn't enough it was still somehow
lonely
i guess it'd be hard to snuggle up to a
computer on a cold night huh
i don't believe it
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i don't believe it what's this
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pure gold
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28 done
all right good girl two seconds left
i knew i could count on you
what'd you guys find in that dumpster
this is an executive personnel file we
can find out a password from this
easy you know i hope you boys plan to
burn those duds you're wearing
no problem maybe we can order some 90s
from victoria's secret
all right here's one this guy's
daughter's name is heather
people use their kids names a lot
nope that's not it are you certain this
was gonna work
sure how do you think i figured out your
password
what was it garter belt
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this guy's hobby was skiing
try slalom
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goggles
downhill
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ski patrol
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i got it i found it we're in
the two facts calls from athena were
from this number
you have an address
that's the warehouse district good job
come on
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athena athena's arrows
looks like she's gone
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we've got to find her
i just hope we find him before it's too
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late
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i think they were using this place to
rehearse the heist makes sense
and if they needed athena then the heist
had to be somebody she designed a
security system for
guys look what i found well that thing
is pulverized
you'd be lucky to get a glitch over that
we'll see i'm going to download it into
my laptop
worn
would it be possible to use an
industrial laser to pull a security
system into thinking that it hadn't been
penetrated
only if you can write a new program to
intercept the system's computer
which is exactly what it looks like
athena did holy smokes you actually
pulled data after that junk disk
that fast i gotta hand the deal kid you
are top drawer
thanks but athena's the real genius
this is jam-packed with code code yeah
in layman's terms the laser is going to
fool the system
and break them into the vault
question is where's the heist going down
athena's security system's client list
must have 200 names on it
chances are gonna kill her after the
heist we need a road map just to wade
through all these
just like they'll need a road map to hit
their target
warren call up the floor plans dolores
has been working from
all right great now cross-check them
against the floor plans of the systems
she designed
good
bingo looks like these two shoes make a
nice pair
the berrard archives that's it let's go
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over there
okay baby get ready to start working at
magic
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you gotta move fast then where's the
ball fourth floor
east side of the building i'm in
dang the elevators are locked out can
you override
i did with your piece of cake system
didn't i just type
come on lauren yes
i'm in our carriage awaits
you just stay right here look i've come
this far dolores and i were kept apart
once i want to make sure that doesn't
happen again
too dangerous wait a minute
i've learned a lot since i've been out
in the real world with you
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like when the duck please scandal
let me help look you will
need to stay right here and watch our
backs okay
let's go
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27 28
29 fire
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all right
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say in august in manuscript it's
priceless
but i'll find a buyer
scandal and dallas are heading right for
the gunman camera four
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can you warn them fourth floor
camera six rapid oscillation
right
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[Applause]
let's go
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drop the gun do it now we go down
she dies it's all the same to me
don't hurt the girl eugene
take him out
man ma'am are you
dolores brown yeah
dolores there's someone here that would
like to see you
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right now
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um
hey hi
uh hey warren
uh why don't you tell dolores
about that little trick he did with a
security camera oh that was great
really great i bypassed your lockout
code
really that doesn't surprise me you're
very talented
not really you're the one who taught me
how
oh
i have something for you
oh warren it's beautiful
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nothing like the real thing huh
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i've seen it all now i think it's
beautiful
maybe eros is the love god after all
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maybe
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yeah hey what's the rush i was having a
shower
and i was in the middle of a workout i
wanted to unveil the new
tamper-proof totally secure cobra
computer
what you called me out of the shower to
tell me this yeah not just to tell but
the show
i hired warren to try and break in just
wanted to know the old master still has
a few tricks up his sleeve
ready ready
that's not right that's not right
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oh terrible your nickname's terrible
hey this ain't funny that that file is
classified
oh dallas look how cute
dallas you didn't have much hair back
then either i'm calling warren right now
i'm stopping this right now
what please deposit 20 cents for the
first three minutes
damn that kid's gonna change our line
into a pay phone
[Laughter]
come on you guys it's not funny i mean
it's not funny i'm telling you
i'm getting to the bottom of this don't
you think i won't it's not funny
i mean
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so
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you
password
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take some time
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i know how your system works
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just one more bite
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yes
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athena
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athena
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female
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so
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no um no now
what's going on
what's going on dallas said something
about being held hostage and then the
phone went out
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well i am we are this whole villain runs
on my system and my system's been taken
over by outside sources
well how no idea what's wrong with your
face
whoever took over your computer to go
over my razor is ridiculous
boom cobra
no ma'am i'm sorry but this is not
directory assistance for poughkeepsie
the mainframe's talking mandarin chinese
come on dallas do something
we gotta shut this thing down before it
melts
it's a greek god of love i don't care if
it's the greek god of guaranteed hair
growth i'm gonna kick his butt
yeah well that makes two of us
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you know in case you haven't checked
lately breaking into computer is a
felony in this state love god
my name's warren binder someone
kidnapped my girlfriend last night so i
bowed your main fame to get your
attention congratulations you got it
why didn't you just go to the police i
did they didn't believe me but you've
got to
i can't live without her please help me
please what's your girlfriend's name
i wish you knew her like i do she's so
beautiful
so caring so loving we've shared so much
together i know you'd like her
look she does have a name doesn't she of
course she does
i just don't know it
you don't know your girlfriend's name
there's more to a person than her name
there's her soul
and her soul is so beautiful
and sensitive and and uh okay what does
she look like
and you don't even know what she looks
like no
but she means everything to me without
her i'm combiner
we're just about to back on planet earth
wait
i only know her handle in the matrix or
what
the name she goes by when she's
communicating via computer in cyberspace
exactly thank god somebody finally
understands
she calls herself athena we met and we
found love in the matrix
and now she's gone
can't you help me find her please
would you excuse us just for a moment
matrix said the greek word for nut house
listen scandal a lot of people aren't as
comfortable with the outside world as
you and i might be
i mean it's clearly broken-hearted
well haven't you ever been enough well
yeah
but at least i knew what they look like
next sometimes i even knew their name
it's valentine's day oh come on guys
let's have a heart
mr beiner do you have anything we could
use to start looking for your girlfriend
i met her on the pirate network it's bbs
a bb s it's a computer bulletin board
service
electronic singles bar now you're
catching on
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touch it and die i was just gonna give
it a little tune-up yeah well you can
just forget about it
because with the talent on revamping
this system you're gonna have an easier
time breaking into the louvre
if it makes you feel any better it took
me the better part of a morning to break
into that computer the first time
the morning yep
good morning
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i take it you found the pirate network
yep
and the trailer park run by a couple of
cave dwellers with a computer
and two phone lines well cyber dwellers
can be a little shy and
awkward with strangers these guys are
from another planet danny
and the cyclops concise op
system operator well whatever he calls
himself captain trips
i know i'm online with him right now
he's very funny
he's articulate he's brilliant he knows
more about classical music and
impressionistic art than anybody i've
ever met
danny this guy weighs 400 pounds and has
chunks of gravy train in his beard
so so
so that doesn't change the beauty of his
soul
and besides he just gave me athena's
real name and address
dolores brown isn't that a beautiful
name
it's a beautiful name
let's see what i can find i want to go
no
you know it might be a good idea to take
him i mean he and athena
he and dolores speak the same language
you might need him to translate in case
you run into a big bad cyclops
[Music]
come on
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smell the patchouli it's her favorite
scent
it's like heaven
heaven my grandma used to keep rats away
there must be something here that we can
use for a lead right here
to think her hands caress these keys
look at this she's kept every bouquet
off center
electronic flowers very romantic
you don't think you can bond with
another person through a computer do you
i didn't say that look at this
henson pharmaceuticals in-house report
top secret
huh and this
bilson electronics architectural
diagrams
now what's miss wonderful doing with
privileged information like this
huh maybe she's a stockholder
maybe she has a criminal record athena
was arrested in 12th grade for hacking
her way into the arp net defense
computers yeah
she's pretty proud of that one you
believe she pulled all that off when she
was in high school
i guess that beats joining the chess
club huh well that kind of skill
explains how she got these
incorporations guard this stuff like it
was gold she clearly has the smarts to
gain the highest level access
into all of their systems maybe she was
too smart and found out something she
wasn't supposed to
hey warren expecting a fax
maybe yeah well warthog said he was
seduced by the leather mistress and now
he's too weak to rescue the snood
[Applause]
i told him not to storm that castle this
one here is from the cosmic commander
who is in danger of being raided if he
doesn't turn over the payload to the
sions before
i had my my fax number forwarded
well just in case you're not aware of it
this office is not your dungeon and i'm
not your dragon so you could tell your
warthogs out there
the black knight has drained the moat
got it
forget the warthogs tell athena what
this one's from athena
[Applause]
benson industrial technologies wednesday
five o'clock help me please
fence and electronics it's up here on
the left
not a bad car you got here scandal
of course the braking system is
hopelessly archaic
and if you try driving on cobblestones
you're gonna need six months of traction
you've driven a cobra in scotland we
drove it all over europe actually
until the engine caught fire halfway up
mount blanc and then athena and i had to
catch a ride in a hay wagon just to get
the
wait a minute wait a minute you drove
across europe with a woman you never met
we did it on the computer i had a cobra
simulator and athena designed a
landscape cultural interface program and
together we toured the globe
let me tell you something warren that
wasn't the real world
that was a video game
[Applause]
your hero die a hero move in your dusty
[Music]
we're out of here sorry boys we got you
going out heroes after all
one run forget them come on
[Applause]
[Music]
you and your real world
[Music]
i can't believe we're just sitting
around while athena's trapped somewhere
with those insane psychopathic
gun-toting monsters from hell
you've been playing too many computer
games boy
monsters from hell we should be out in
the street vaporizing those suckers
take it from me that's the only way i've
done it before yeah sure
with a joystick baby
look warren this isn't a computer game
okay
these are real guys with real guns i
understand hmm
that real life is a bit more complicated
and dangerous
we know you're itching to do something
so are we but we need some solid facts
first
well here's something for you to ponder
vincent industrial technologies have a
completely computerized delivery
schedule
and because state-of-the-art technology
is often part of their payload the codes
are very closely guarded very protected
maybe some of this wall stings through
the back door like athena
you think maybe uh she broke into
vengeance computer same way that this
character broke in ours
it'd take me five minutes and probably
take her three i'll look into it
somebody went through a lot of trouble
to steal something that something is a
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000 industrial laser well my guess is
they didn't steal it to put on a light
show
three two one go
40 seconds
30 seconds
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20 seconds
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security beams neutralized
10 seconds can't do this in 10
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we just got caught and you just got
killed
you shave a minute off this time guys
are you gonna be doing time
yes mr coats
uh one more thing sir
some of all those guys ran into today
has been bugging me
yeah well i don't blame you for not
wasting them but next time say hello
with a bullet all right
that's not it i think i saw one of them
before
the geeky one was there when we snatched
her
dolores
you didn't mention anything about a
boyfriend
who said anything about a boyfriend your
face just did
he's twice the man you'll ever be is
that so
i've seen him take out six iron men with
his bare hands and when he's got a
photon weapon he's completely
unstoppable
which one is he dolores mario or luigi
yeah laugh if you want underestimate
arrows
but his brilliance will make you regret
you ever did it yeah
well until aeros comes in and blasts me
with his fazer i'll take my chances
until then i suggest you keep working
and you keep a closer eye on her okay
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all right you guys are gonna love this
all these confidential corporate
documents you found at delores place
yesterday
turns out she was hired by all those
organizations
for what purpose to break in makes sense
well you want to know how a crook thinks
you hire a crook she's not a crook yeah
well what is she warren
she's a genius a visionary a cyberspace
goddess
actually she's a security systems
consultant well i guess security systems
consultant cyberspace goddess was just
too much for one business card
she gets paid to hack into computer
systems and then design countermeasures
to make them impregnable
check this out one of her clients was
vincent industrial technologies
and you think somebody may be kidnapped
dolores so as to break into a system she
designed
yep and that's why she was trying to
warn us now that they have what they
want well
i don't think they went to all that
trouble for an industrial laser not
exactly a hot item on the black market
they needed it for something else
which means they still need her i'll get
a list of her clients and see if i can
find any obvious targets
hey don't worry warren she's still alive
she got through to us once so do it
again
just gotta be patient
very nice i would have preferred to say
with hallmark but it'll do
please don't hurt him ah dolores if he's
the photon warrior you say
is he's got six or seven lives long
harris has never done anything to you
you've got me just leave it at that yeah
i got you and there's a danger of
needing someone to do something you
can't do
a danger that they'll take advantage you
need me alive
right yeah but i don't care if you're
missing an ear
or an eye the point is
i need you to concentrate on the task at
hand
otherwise someone's going to get killed
or
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maimed
i hope we understand each other better
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now
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it's from her
meet me alone west side industrial park
9 p.m tonight my life depends on it
dolores what do you think another
robbery there's some high-tech companies
over there a couple of retail outlets a
storage facility
it could be anything she signed a real
name
what are we waiting for now hold on
there and i'm just i'm not too sure
about this
he's right dallas we have no choice but
you both nearly got killed last time
well at least we know what to expect
right
come on
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you know for a guy who hates to get out
be sure to get out of line
it's for athena nothing else believe me
out here can't compare with where i live
oh no yeah
in cyberspace life is ideal there's
nothing to contaminate that ideal
like all those digitized roses i sent to
athena
they're forever so alive they never die
yeah but how do they smell i don't
understand
yeah you do that's why you and dolores
had to meet in person
now look a way to stay right here and
keep your head down
what and look the other way while athena
gets killed
no no way look warren
you're not sitting at your keyboard you
get free prize playing this game you
don't come back
you understand
dunk your head
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duck
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howdy boys
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thank you for being so prompt
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nice night for a major heist day we'll
try and make this as painless as
possible
take him across the lot and kill him
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it's that time
you okay yeah
not bad for guys who want to drive in
the simulator
thanks they were gonna kill you weren't
they
yeah that's too real
way too real
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i'll drive
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why would she lead you into a trap she
didn't someone put a gun to her head
that's why she signed a real name it was
a warning so we're right back to where
we started from no clue as to where she
is
let's backtrack the facts and we'll find
her now i already thought about that the
phone company's not budging they'd have
to check through every one of their
accounts to find out who's making those
fax calls could take weeks
so let's break into their system
impossible their system is locked in
tighter than oprah's girdle
we don't need to break in if we have the
password they got their system tighter
norad guards the button
i can get it i got yours you what
oh yeah it was easy
so how do we get it
oh it stinks in here you were right
scandal
this is what life's all about
we're standing in a dumpster we're
dumpster diving
dumpster diving yeah we'll find out
anything about anybody by going through
their trash
did you know dallas has placed over 20
orders with victoria's secret in the
last two years
dallas was in the lingerie and
danielle's sister margaret is being sued
again for begging me
no danielle's paying the legal fees but
the old man doesn't know anything about
it
wait a minute lingerie
bigamy i mean you found all this out
from trash mm-hmm
warren what do you know about me you
yeah you eat more pop-tarts and velveeta
than any adult alive
but i respect that there's something
else warren
you were right about life being out here
oh yeah i had to experience life
experience risk experience the real
world
yeah and real garbage i'm serious i've
been doing a lot of thinking about what
you said earlier
about about why athena
delores and i decided to meet
which was we wanted more what we had
wasn't enough it was still somehow
lonely
i guess it'd be hard to snuggle up to a
computer on a cold night huh
i don't believe it
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i don't believe it what's this
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pure gold
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28 done
all right good girl two seconds left
i knew i could count on you
what'd you guys find in that dumpster
this is an executive personnel file we
can find out a password from this
easy you know i hope you boys plan to
burn those duds you're wearing
no problem maybe we can order some 90s
from victoria's secret
all right here's one this guy's
daughter's name is heather
people use their kids names a lot
nope that's not it are you certain this
was gonna work
sure how do you think i figured out your
password
what was it garter belt
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this guy's hobby was skiing
try slalom
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goggles
downhill
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ski patrol
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i got it i found it we're in
the two facts calls from athena were
from this number
you have an address
that's the warehouse district good job
come on
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athena athena's arrows
looks like she's gone
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we've got to find her
i just hope we find him before it's too
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late
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i think they were using this place to
rehearse the heist makes sense
and if they needed athena then the heist
had to be somebody she designed a
security system for
guys look what i found well that thing
is pulverized
you'd be lucky to get a glitch over that
we'll see i'm going to download it into
my laptop
worn
would it be possible to use an
industrial laser to pull a security
system into thinking that it hadn't been
penetrated
only if you can write a new program to
intercept the system's computer
which is exactly what it looks like
athena did holy smokes you actually
pulled data after that junk disk
that fast i gotta hand the deal kid you
are top drawer
thanks but athena's the real genius
this is jam-packed with code code yeah
in layman's terms the laser is going to
fool the system
and break them into the vault
question is where's the heist going down
athena's security system's client list
must have 200 names on it
chances are gonna kill her after the
heist we need a road map just to wade
through all these
just like they'll need a road map to hit
their target
warren call up the floor plans dolores
has been working from
all right great now cross-check them
against the floor plans of the systems
she designed
good
bingo looks like these two shoes make a
nice pair
the berrard archives that's it let's go
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over there
okay baby get ready to start working at
magic
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you gotta move fast then where's the
ball fourth floor
east side of the building i'm in
dang the elevators are locked out can
you override
i did with your piece of cake system
didn't i just type
come on lauren yes
i'm in our carriage awaits
you just stay right here look i've come
this far dolores and i were kept apart
once i want to make sure that doesn't
happen again
too dangerous wait a minute
i've learned a lot since i've been out
in the real world with you
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like when the duck please scandal
let me help look you will
need to stay right here and watch our
backs okay
let's go
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27 28
29 fire
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all right
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say in august in manuscript it's
priceless
but i'll find a buyer
scandal and dallas are heading right for
the gunman camera four
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can you warn them fourth floor
camera six rapid oscillation
right
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[Applause]
let's go
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drop the gun do it now we go down
she dies it's all the same to me
don't hurt the girl eugene
take him out
man ma'am are you
dolores brown yeah
dolores there's someone here that would
like to see you
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right now
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um
hey hi
uh hey warren
uh why don't you tell dolores
about that little trick he did with a
security camera oh that was great
really great i bypassed your lockout
code
really that doesn't surprise me you're
very talented
not really you're the one who taught me
how
oh
i have something for you
oh warren it's beautiful
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nothing like the real thing huh
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i've seen it all now i think it's
beautiful
maybe eros is the love god after all
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maybe
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yeah hey what's the rush i was having a
shower
and i was in the middle of a workout i
wanted to unveil the new
tamper-proof totally secure cobra
computer
what you called me out of the shower to
tell me this yeah not just to tell but
the show
i hired warren to try and break in just
wanted to know the old master still has
a few tricks up his sleeve
ready ready
that's not right that's not right
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oh terrible your nickname's terrible
hey this ain't funny that that file is
classified
oh dallas look how cute
dallas you didn't have much hair back
then either i'm calling warren right now
i'm stopping this right now
what please deposit 20 cents for the
first three minutes
damn that kid's gonna change our line
into a pay phone
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come on you guys it's not funny i mean
it's not funny i'm telling you
i'm getting to the bottom of this don't
you think i won't it's not funny
i mean
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so
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you