Cobra (1993–1994): Season 1, Episode 10 - Something in the Air - full transcript
hello this is your captain speaking
we are an hour outside of chicago where
the temperatures crisp 50 degrees under
sunny skies
and we hope you enjoy the remainder of
your flight on northern pacific
and will fly with us again soon
would you like any coffee tea oh thank
you i think i'll be fine
would you like another drink sir oh no
thank you i think i've had one too many
as it is
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excuse me is there something wrong sir
no not yet
well then could i ask you to return to
your seat the fasten seat belt sign is
on
i'm afraid there's somebody in my seat
the captain but that should be changing
about
now
ladies and gentlemen good morning this
is your new captain speaking
i thought i'd use this opportunity to
point out one of the special features of
this aircraft
for the last half an hour you have all
been breathing quintoxin 12.
the good news is by itself quintoxin 12
is perfectly harmless
the bad news is when crossed with its
binary complement duotoxin
one drop of quintoxin 12 is enough to do
to a small city
what has just done to the gentleman in
roti
my god he's dead
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and you will never guess what i have in
this bottle
what do you want from us from you i'd
like a glass of champagne when you have
a moment
from your government i would like 25
million dollars
or this plan will become the world's
first flying cemetery
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so
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i thought we came here for a workout
we did well i just finished with 30
minutes of heavy calisthenics
ran six miles and finished with an hour
from the freeway that's great good for
you
well i've been pumping out and you've
been pumping paper
i've been needing a fascinating
ethnomorphographic deconstruction of the
mephisto fallacy of sociopathic behavior
you call reading on a treadmill sit at
its lowest possible setting
a workout i mean look at you you're not
even sweating
we have to keep yourself intellectually
fit as well as physically
a textbook isn't gonna help you chase
down a killer who's running away from
you
no but with a sharp mind maybe you
wouldn't have to run
you could anticipate his next move and
be waiting for him
you know you got to be tough to survive
out there and you are
toughness isn't just measured by muscle
mass you know
it's a sharp mind strength of character
self-confidence all of which i happen to
have in spades
you see out there in the real world it's
a different story oh really
so have you tested this theory yes i
have
okay okay you are tough i'll give you
tough
two-day wilderness trek this weekend you
and me
is this a challenge if you're tough
enough
i'm always up for a relaxing nature walk
uh i am talking about
rough terrain unpredictable weather and
complete complete
isolation from society
here i'll grab my gear and pack the car
i don't think you understand tough guy
see we're not packing it here
it's just you and me against the
elements
that is if you can hack it
hack it we're live from chicago
international airport
scene of a terrifying hostage crisis an
unidentified hijacker is threatening to
kill
all the passengers unless he receives 25
million dollars
we can only imagine the terror the
passengers inside the plane
are feeling by now your fbi lab has
tested the air sample that i allowed you
to take from the plan what does it tell
you
tells me you're a psychopath but not a
liar you're a very perceptive judge of
characters
no wonder they put you in charge now
where is
my money look we need more time
well that puts me in a bit of a fine
because normally i'd kill a passenger
for every minute of delay
this is an all or nothing situation and
i do mean nothing
you'll die too kind of puts a hitch in
your brilliant strategy don't you think
yes well better dead than poor i suppose
i guess i'm just not adjusting to the
90s very well
you have two hours
touring an office building is not the
kind of action we had in mind patience
floyd
patience this is a surprise gift for
scandal i just had delivered a small
token of appreciation for a job well
done
but there's no reason on earth where we
can't break it in what are we gonna do
throw a dinner party
hey-hey-hey-hey-hey where are the chips
in the dip
what i gotta think of everything
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i told you to turn left i did turn left
no you didn't you turned right and then
you turned left
you don't know how to read a map and you
have no sense of direction the road
we're on isn't even on the map
oh great the radiator's cracked
slam the door sorry
no problem with the radiator i'll just
call the auto club
there's no signal well
just have to walk to the ranger station
on devil's peak oh oh oh
the first rule when your car breaks down
in the middle of nowhere is to stay with
the vehicle
what can't hack it it's 40 miles through
rough terrain to devil's peak we should
wait here for help
so it's a long walk look the sooner we
get started the sooner we get there
i know it's harder for you to sit still
for a couple of hours than it is to
scale a mountain but it's the smart
thing to do
fine you stay i'll walk go
second rule is you never split up what
are the odds of somebody just driving by
i mean you wanted a mountain endurance
exercise
well this is it
okay you're right you're absolutely
right
good we'll leave a note on the car with
uh
our destination and dallas's phone
number
all right there
now it's just you and me against the
elements
let's go
it's a tense situation here at chicago
international airport where a special
fbi tactical assault team has been
deployed around northern pacific flight
2311.
we're here with special agent claire
kilburn who is the fbi agent in charge
of the hostage negotiation agent kilburn
why has the fbi been so vague about the
nature of the terrorist threat does he
have a bomb
no comment you frisbees always were a
witty bunch
one ball side pocket what about the
rumors that this terrorist may also be
the mastermind behind last year's
virginia arsenal heist no comment
how about reports three ounces of
quintoxin 12 was stolen from the
virginia arsenal
what he's threatening him with cough
syrup
quintoxin 12. this little potion cooked
up by a resident mad scientist over at
the pentagon
we spritzed the enemy with quintoxin 12.
our troops walter and dousing with
duotoxin
bad guys dropped dead and our boys are
fine and no toxic residue
aren't you glad you're retired yeah you
got that right floyd i'm a pool hustler
now
and just to prove it to you this shot's
gonna cost you the game plus 50 bucks
damn uh we'll have the cash check or
charge
no way in the world has missed that shot
what you found the cobra
where are you tired
no well
the workout this morning may have worn
me down a tiny bit
a few laps around the block shouldn't
poop out a navy seal
didn't i'm haven't eaten i'm starving
what you packed for dinner nothing
nothing no this is an endurance exercise
remember we have to live off the land
the land yes
fine
what are you looking for
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golden arches
and with the money delivered and the
plane fully fueled
northern pacific flight 2311 is taking
off from chicago
heading
well it took west time chased them off
through the canyon
but i caught us some dinner you know you
got to be pretty fast on your feet to
catch one of these turkeys
how sitting on a rock watching the
sunset
i set a trap and i waited
um
that's nice yeah not bad
you know maybe we should have engine
problems more often
you know you're not as tough as your
looks guy though thanks
i think
well we hit the trail at dawn we have a
lot of ground to cover before we get to
devil's peak
so we're gonna need to rest yep i hope
you don't expect me to slow down for you
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captain has decreased speed and lowered
the altitude as you asked
i considerate of him everyone's been so
polite to me must be something in the
air
see you in switzerland i'll have a
brandy waiting
ladies and gentlemen um please
fasten your seat belts uh close your
tray tables and bring your seats to
their full
upright position we're about to
experience a sudden loss
of cabin pressure
you know it's been a pleasure flying
northern pacific airlines and
i'll try to keep them in mind when
making future travel plans
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scandal what was that let's check it out
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dick tracy the flat top come in
flat up here did you have a nice trip
yeah the wind blew me slightly off court
sounded like it was over this way
i've got visitors stand by while i take
care of them
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scandal
are you all right fine
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who the hell are you
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well he's not carrying any
identification on him
all he's got on him is a northern
pacific plane ticket made out to a joe
smith
one way from new york to chicago and a
northern pacific bag stuffed with
millions of dollars in cash
looks like we got us a hijacker what do
you think we should do same thing we
were doing before
we head for the ranger station and call
for help
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let's go
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and he leaped out of the plane carrying
25 million dollars
although authorities have been unable to
pinpoint his exact location
the hijacker could you contact the
rangers let them know where to look for
scandal and danielle
they believe he's somewhere in evergreen
state park
one million acres of the most difficult
terrain in the west coast
campers are advised to stay clear of the
park until this evergreen state park
that's what scandal and danielle are
thanks buddy find me special agent
claire
kilburn now
flat top here i've killed a camera
okay good drive the jeep into town park
it where it will be discovered
and don't forget to leave behind the map
money's on the move 10 miles ahead
shouldn't take us long
okay listen up we got a million acres of
forest here
two rivers cut across it and the edge of
one mountain range
there are two to three dozen known
access roads most of them unmapped
coordinate with the forest service i
want agents and atvs and choppers for
trolling each one of these roads
oh and get me something to eat would ya
something greasy
okay the freeway cuts across the
northeastern corner of the park
we're putting roadblocks here here and
here i want agents in walnut creek
button willow lenovo and pine valley and
any other town within 25 miles of the
park
kilburn dallas casually fbi special
agent retired
now i work for an organization viper
yeah i know who you are
this is a red line how'd you get this
number it's cobra and we'll swap secrets
later right now
i got a problem yeah well i got a
homicidal maniac lost in 10
000 square miles of forest with 25 mil
uncle sam was saving for his retirement
what's yours
i got two more people in there lost and
unarmed and if they've run into jared
krill
they're already dead pal there's nothing
i can do about it
not that number changed immediately and
where's my food
all right fire up the cobra chopper and
get me a complete background check on
jarrod krell
k-r-i-l-l
you have any idea how much 25 million
dollars weighs
shouldn't have been so greedy well you
could lighten the load by a million or
two
buy yourself a house maybe a station
wagon
start a college fund for the kitties
perhaps
you're not married not interested in
your money either
well what are you interested in silence
and you i want to see you stand trial
for your crimes
not often do you find somebody so
innocent and idealistic
unfortunately you're always the first to
die
we are right on top of them fan out and
shoot anyone you see
that include krill he dies
you die
do we understand each other
go
you know i was caught once before
although it embarrasses me to admit it
this young mossad spy was supposed to
bring me a smidgen of plutonium
as it turned out he still had an
allegiance to the old-fashioned notion
of
patriots be quiet
i left him chained to a rock in the
desert so the vultures could tear out
his liver
not that that should worry you two young
prometheus was only a trained israeli
spy
can't see i could get away from a couple
of wilderness scouts like yourself
we've reached the end of the trail where
do we go from here
what is it we're not alone
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oh
we can't get down without repelling gear
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we're gonna have to hike down the canyon
they'll give them two or three hours on
us
well if they survive the fall not that
it matters
they're not moving
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scandal scale are you okay
i will i'm fine i'm fine
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okay oh
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as long as i have to walk anymore
wow we gotta get you to a doctor just a
little cut
yeah down to the bone sweetheart
ah oh
damn it okay find us the same way
they'll find you next time
but next time you won't be so lucky
textbook example of the mephisto fallacy
of sociopathic behavior
too bad you didn't bring your book with
us why
to show us how to deal with them to hit
them with
oh come on you're not actually thinking
of giving this guy the money
tracking device yeah
my guess is he put her in the bag in
case you dropped the money when he
jumped
or to help his accomplices locate him in
the middle of the forest
we won't be so easy to find anymore
there we need to rest
we can't they're right behind us you
know that but you're in no condition to
outrun them
listen if i take the tracking device i
can leave the others away
that'll give you a chance to get to the
ranger station contact the authorities
and turn them in
that's too dangerous as opposed to what
i know you would too
listen i'm going to take the transmitter
down to the river
and i'm going to attach it to a log and
send it down the river
and then i'll double back in your
direction i can make it
i will be fine i can make it oh it's
okay
danny danny
danielle
so we ambushed with the ranger station
which ranger station
there must be half a dozen in equal
distance from here
we may not know where they're going but
we do know where to find her
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what the hell is restricted airspace i
don't know man but they dropped someone
off the clearing 50 yards still west of
your present location
intercept the chocolate lens i want to
see the pilot interrogation when i get
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back
don't move about time you got here
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dallas castle fbi special agent
retired you better have a damn good
explanation for this or so help me i'll
have you arrested for interfering in a
federal investigation
my people scandal jackson daniella point
were driving up at access road in
fawn valley yesterday when the car broke
down so they left me a note some
off-roader found it
gave me a call could i have the reader's
digest version please they were heading
for the ranger station of the devil's
peak
so i figure they take the most direct
route they make about four miles an hour
that you get to this
area they spend in here overnight that's
probably where they ran into your
hijacker
then their bodies are probably close by
mercy is not one of jared krill's
qualities
jared krill oxford educated certified
genius diagnosed sociopath responsible
for some of the most vicious and daring
crimes ever committed on the face of the
earth
and he's never been captured you've kept
up since your retirement
how nice
now why don't you go back to your mobile
home and your shuffleboard
and leave this to us professionals
i have a couple agents back here
okay you want to get a little nicer
why should i bother i mean she's never
going to make the rendezvous yeah
she'll make it
sure she will i mean it's hardly as if
she's got four cracked gorilla warriors
following a tracking device telling them
exactly where she's going to be
is it there's a one hand on her chances
are she'll probably fall down a crevasse
will be mauled by a bear long before she
ever makes the river
but if she does happen to find my boys
first
i'm sure they're treated like a princess
i mean they haven't had a woman in
months
she'll be there not sure whether to
believe you or those buzzards circling
overhead
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wait don't go
oh thank god
and these men with guns they came out of
the trees and they killed my husband
i don't know where i am anymore please
please you've gotta help me
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so
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what kind of pain is that exactly
steering
white hot don't worry about it
i can work it
i wouldn't bet on that as a matter of
fact i'm betting
you're against shock you've lost a lot
of blood
you're already weak and sluggish maybe
even a bit dizzy
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sooner or later you're gonna fall
and when you do i'm gonna break your
neck
smash your head in with a rock perhaps
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what if they come back for us what if
they find us don't worry by now they're
a long ways down liver well
how can you be sure because it's not us
they want it's their bag of money and
they think it's floaming towards button
yellow right about now
but then they'll think it's a trick and
they will come back and find us
it's all right okay don't worry
trust me
we're pulling out we've apprehended
pearl's accomplice a flight attendant on
our way to switzerland
and we're going to meet in stodd in two
days which means krill's gonna make his
move out of the area tonight
trail's not going anywhere i thought i
told you to go home
if you can't find your way back on your
own i'll provide an escort
now my guess is grill's going to head
for interstate 180 and then go north
why would he want to go anywhere that's
what you'd expect him to do he's gonna
do the opposite
a few minutes ago we discovered the body
of a dead camper he was killed at the
north end of the park
his jeep turned up in lenoir and there
was a map on the passenger seat with
krill's fingerprints all over it krill
has left the forest he's too smart to do
something like that
it's a trick he's going to sit tight and
when you guys are waltzing off to
switzerland to some place where he might
have left you a crumb
he'll just bite his time and when he's
ready he just waltz right out of the
forest with nobody waiting for him
you expect me to believe that krill is
going to camp out here roasting
marshmallows instead of slipping away to
europe and living high on his millions
why not if i was him i'd lose myself in
that forest
absolutely i'd have stocked it up with
provisions
lasts for weeks maybe months
someplace like an abandoned gold mine
that's not his style
exactly the good ones always zag when
they should zig
you know what i mean i've had plenty of
experience with this kind of thing yeah
right
in the stone age listen hoover is dead
the commies have gone we got a present
who sings with carly simon
the game has changed a lot since you
played it the moves are different and so
are the players
i'm telling you he's headed for sutter's
mind
look could we get retired special agent
castle
a jeep and directions back to the
highway you set foot in this area again
and i'll have you arrested
oh and don't forget to fill up the gas
tank when you're through
or i'll have to charge you extra yes
ma'am
and i'll be happy to fill your tank as
well
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i don't think you're going to make it
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mate
this day feels like it'll go on forever
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sun scorching down
these trails keep getting steeper and
steeper
throat's on fire
skin is dry
and every step is like climbing a
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mountain
pathetic dick tracy to flat top i
finished my nature tour
and made me at sutter's mind
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dick tracy the flat top come in where
are you
morgana is with the girl we thought
she'd lead us to you
i'll kill the girl and be quick about it
too we've wasted enough time
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watch it there it's a little slippery
is it much farther
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i've got a little more climbing to do
are you crazy she is the only one who
knows where krill has been taken
krill's escaped he's meeting us at the
mine
all right we'll let her go then
there's nothing she can do to stop us
now anyway
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oh oh i'm so sorry i thought you were
one of the bad guys
are you okay i'm fine i'm fine it's okay
i took my mind off my leg where's krill
there's an abandoned mine not too far
from here
what should we do you're gonna get their
attention
um
hey over here no over here
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nice toy where'd you learn to make that
i read it in a book
something about david and goliath yeah
would you learn how to throw a right
hook
you i'm going to kill
i'm not so sure about what do you think
should i [ __ ] her for life or just
kill her now
go for it be my guest be much more fun
than killing you where you stand
oh don't worry you won't die in vain
i'll try to remember you in my memoirs
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you missed
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that's your duo toxin for you perfectly
harmless unless of course you've inhaled
couldn't talk to 12 within the last day
or so like this unfortunate fella
how'd you find us i figured he'd be
hiding here but you know
i went to the other end of the mine a
couple of miles north well you can't win
them all at least you win when it counts
so how was your weekend are we having
fun yet
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well i hope you learned something this
weekend
oh i sure did that women are every bit
as tough as men
that strength is measured not by one's
muscles but by one's character
well i learned that i should never go
camping with a psychotic hijacker
yeah take a swan dive off a cliff you
look you still got a leg
and doc says if you want to keep it
you're gonna have to stay put in this
apartment for at least a week
look it's just a scratch i mean there's
no way i'm gonna leave this
until i'm completely healed
did the doctor say a week i could have
sworn he said two weeks
maybe three
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foreign
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you
we are an hour outside of chicago where
the temperatures crisp 50 degrees under
sunny skies
and we hope you enjoy the remainder of
your flight on northern pacific
and will fly with us again soon
would you like any coffee tea oh thank
you i think i'll be fine
would you like another drink sir oh no
thank you i think i've had one too many
as it is
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excuse me is there something wrong sir
no not yet
well then could i ask you to return to
your seat the fasten seat belt sign is
on
i'm afraid there's somebody in my seat
the captain but that should be changing
about
now
ladies and gentlemen good morning this
is your new captain speaking
i thought i'd use this opportunity to
point out one of the special features of
this aircraft
for the last half an hour you have all
been breathing quintoxin 12.
the good news is by itself quintoxin 12
is perfectly harmless
the bad news is when crossed with its
binary complement duotoxin
one drop of quintoxin 12 is enough to do
to a small city
what has just done to the gentleman in
roti
my god he's dead
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and you will never guess what i have in
this bottle
what do you want from us from you i'd
like a glass of champagne when you have
a moment
from your government i would like 25
million dollars
or this plan will become the world's
first flying cemetery
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i thought we came here for a workout
we did well i just finished with 30
minutes of heavy calisthenics
ran six miles and finished with an hour
from the freeway that's great good for
you
well i've been pumping out and you've
been pumping paper
i've been needing a fascinating
ethnomorphographic deconstruction of the
mephisto fallacy of sociopathic behavior
you call reading on a treadmill sit at
its lowest possible setting
a workout i mean look at you you're not
even sweating
we have to keep yourself intellectually
fit as well as physically
a textbook isn't gonna help you chase
down a killer who's running away from
you
no but with a sharp mind maybe you
wouldn't have to run
you could anticipate his next move and
be waiting for him
you know you got to be tough to survive
out there and you are
toughness isn't just measured by muscle
mass you know
it's a sharp mind strength of character
self-confidence all of which i happen to
have in spades
you see out there in the real world it's
a different story oh really
so have you tested this theory yes i
have
okay okay you are tough i'll give you
tough
two-day wilderness trek this weekend you
and me
is this a challenge if you're tough
enough
i'm always up for a relaxing nature walk
uh i am talking about
rough terrain unpredictable weather and
complete complete
isolation from society
here i'll grab my gear and pack the car
i don't think you understand tough guy
see we're not packing it here
it's just you and me against the
elements
that is if you can hack it
hack it we're live from chicago
international airport
scene of a terrifying hostage crisis an
unidentified hijacker is threatening to
kill
all the passengers unless he receives 25
million dollars
we can only imagine the terror the
passengers inside the plane
are feeling by now your fbi lab has
tested the air sample that i allowed you
to take from the plan what does it tell
you
tells me you're a psychopath but not a
liar you're a very perceptive judge of
characters
no wonder they put you in charge now
where is
my money look we need more time
well that puts me in a bit of a fine
because normally i'd kill a passenger
for every minute of delay
this is an all or nothing situation and
i do mean nothing
you'll die too kind of puts a hitch in
your brilliant strategy don't you think
yes well better dead than poor i suppose
i guess i'm just not adjusting to the
90s very well
you have two hours
touring an office building is not the
kind of action we had in mind patience
floyd
patience this is a surprise gift for
scandal i just had delivered a small
token of appreciation for a job well
done
but there's no reason on earth where we
can't break it in what are we gonna do
throw a dinner party
hey-hey-hey-hey-hey where are the chips
in the dip
what i gotta think of everything
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i told you to turn left i did turn left
no you didn't you turned right and then
you turned left
you don't know how to read a map and you
have no sense of direction the road
we're on isn't even on the map
oh great the radiator's cracked
slam the door sorry
no problem with the radiator i'll just
call the auto club
there's no signal well
just have to walk to the ranger station
on devil's peak oh oh oh
the first rule when your car breaks down
in the middle of nowhere is to stay with
the vehicle
what can't hack it it's 40 miles through
rough terrain to devil's peak we should
wait here for help
so it's a long walk look the sooner we
get started the sooner we get there
i know it's harder for you to sit still
for a couple of hours than it is to
scale a mountain but it's the smart
thing to do
fine you stay i'll walk go
second rule is you never split up what
are the odds of somebody just driving by
i mean you wanted a mountain endurance
exercise
well this is it
okay you're right you're absolutely
right
good we'll leave a note on the car with
uh
our destination and dallas's phone
number
all right there
now it's just you and me against the
elements
let's go
it's a tense situation here at chicago
international airport where a special
fbi tactical assault team has been
deployed around northern pacific flight
2311.
we're here with special agent claire
kilburn who is the fbi agent in charge
of the hostage negotiation agent kilburn
why has the fbi been so vague about the
nature of the terrorist threat does he
have a bomb
no comment you frisbees always were a
witty bunch
one ball side pocket what about the
rumors that this terrorist may also be
the mastermind behind last year's
virginia arsenal heist no comment
how about reports three ounces of
quintoxin 12 was stolen from the
virginia arsenal
what he's threatening him with cough
syrup
quintoxin 12. this little potion cooked
up by a resident mad scientist over at
the pentagon
we spritzed the enemy with quintoxin 12.
our troops walter and dousing with
duotoxin
bad guys dropped dead and our boys are
fine and no toxic residue
aren't you glad you're retired yeah you
got that right floyd i'm a pool hustler
now
and just to prove it to you this shot's
gonna cost you the game plus 50 bucks
damn uh we'll have the cash check or
charge
no way in the world has missed that shot
what you found the cobra
where are you tired
no well
the workout this morning may have worn
me down a tiny bit
a few laps around the block shouldn't
poop out a navy seal
didn't i'm haven't eaten i'm starving
what you packed for dinner nothing
nothing no this is an endurance exercise
remember we have to live off the land
the land yes
fine
what are you looking for
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golden arches
and with the money delivered and the
plane fully fueled
northern pacific flight 2311 is taking
off from chicago
heading
well it took west time chased them off
through the canyon
but i caught us some dinner you know you
got to be pretty fast on your feet to
catch one of these turkeys
how sitting on a rock watching the
sunset
i set a trap and i waited
um
that's nice yeah not bad
you know maybe we should have engine
problems more often
you know you're not as tough as your
looks guy though thanks
i think
well we hit the trail at dawn we have a
lot of ground to cover before we get to
devil's peak
so we're gonna need to rest yep i hope
you don't expect me to slow down for you
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captain has decreased speed and lowered
the altitude as you asked
i considerate of him everyone's been so
polite to me must be something in the
air
see you in switzerland i'll have a
brandy waiting
ladies and gentlemen um please
fasten your seat belts uh close your
tray tables and bring your seats to
their full
upright position we're about to
experience a sudden loss
of cabin pressure
you know it's been a pleasure flying
northern pacific airlines and
i'll try to keep them in mind when
making future travel plans
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scandal what was that let's check it out
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dick tracy the flat top come in
flat up here did you have a nice trip
yeah the wind blew me slightly off court
sounded like it was over this way
i've got visitors stand by while i take
care of them
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scandal
are you all right fine
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who the hell are you
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well he's not carrying any
identification on him
all he's got on him is a northern
pacific plane ticket made out to a joe
smith
one way from new york to chicago and a
northern pacific bag stuffed with
millions of dollars in cash
looks like we got us a hijacker what do
you think we should do same thing we
were doing before
we head for the ranger station and call
for help
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let's go
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and he leaped out of the plane carrying
25 million dollars
although authorities have been unable to
pinpoint his exact location
the hijacker could you contact the
rangers let them know where to look for
scandal and danielle
they believe he's somewhere in evergreen
state park
one million acres of the most difficult
terrain in the west coast
campers are advised to stay clear of the
park until this evergreen state park
that's what scandal and danielle are
thanks buddy find me special agent
claire
kilburn now
flat top here i've killed a camera
okay good drive the jeep into town park
it where it will be discovered
and don't forget to leave behind the map
money's on the move 10 miles ahead
shouldn't take us long
okay listen up we got a million acres of
forest here
two rivers cut across it and the edge of
one mountain range
there are two to three dozen known
access roads most of them unmapped
coordinate with the forest service i
want agents and atvs and choppers for
trolling each one of these roads
oh and get me something to eat would ya
something greasy
okay the freeway cuts across the
northeastern corner of the park
we're putting roadblocks here here and
here i want agents in walnut creek
button willow lenovo and pine valley and
any other town within 25 miles of the
park
kilburn dallas casually fbi special
agent retired
now i work for an organization viper
yeah i know who you are
this is a red line how'd you get this
number it's cobra and we'll swap secrets
later right now
i got a problem yeah well i got a
homicidal maniac lost in 10
000 square miles of forest with 25 mil
uncle sam was saving for his retirement
what's yours
i got two more people in there lost and
unarmed and if they've run into jared
krill
they're already dead pal there's nothing
i can do about it
not that number changed immediately and
where's my food
all right fire up the cobra chopper and
get me a complete background check on
jarrod krell
k-r-i-l-l
you have any idea how much 25 million
dollars weighs
shouldn't have been so greedy well you
could lighten the load by a million or
two
buy yourself a house maybe a station
wagon
start a college fund for the kitties
perhaps
you're not married not interested in
your money either
well what are you interested in silence
and you i want to see you stand trial
for your crimes
not often do you find somebody so
innocent and idealistic
unfortunately you're always the first to
die
we are right on top of them fan out and
shoot anyone you see
that include krill he dies
you die
do we understand each other
go
you know i was caught once before
although it embarrasses me to admit it
this young mossad spy was supposed to
bring me a smidgen of plutonium
as it turned out he still had an
allegiance to the old-fashioned notion
of
patriots be quiet
i left him chained to a rock in the
desert so the vultures could tear out
his liver
not that that should worry you two young
prometheus was only a trained israeli
spy
can't see i could get away from a couple
of wilderness scouts like yourself
we've reached the end of the trail where
do we go from here
what is it we're not alone
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oh
we can't get down without repelling gear
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we're gonna have to hike down the canyon
they'll give them two or three hours on
us
well if they survive the fall not that
it matters
they're not moving
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scandal scale are you okay
i will i'm fine i'm fine
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okay oh
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as long as i have to walk anymore
wow we gotta get you to a doctor just a
little cut
yeah down to the bone sweetheart
ah oh
damn it okay find us the same way
they'll find you next time
but next time you won't be so lucky
textbook example of the mephisto fallacy
of sociopathic behavior
too bad you didn't bring your book with
us why
to show us how to deal with them to hit
them with
oh come on you're not actually thinking
of giving this guy the money
tracking device yeah
my guess is he put her in the bag in
case you dropped the money when he
jumped
or to help his accomplices locate him in
the middle of the forest
we won't be so easy to find anymore
there we need to rest
we can't they're right behind us you
know that but you're in no condition to
outrun them
listen if i take the tracking device i
can leave the others away
that'll give you a chance to get to the
ranger station contact the authorities
and turn them in
that's too dangerous as opposed to what
i know you would too
listen i'm going to take the transmitter
down to the river
and i'm going to attach it to a log and
send it down the river
and then i'll double back in your
direction i can make it
i will be fine i can make it oh it's
okay
danny danny
danielle
so we ambushed with the ranger station
which ranger station
there must be half a dozen in equal
distance from here
we may not know where they're going but
we do know where to find her
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what the hell is restricted airspace i
don't know man but they dropped someone
off the clearing 50 yards still west of
your present location
intercept the chocolate lens i want to
see the pilot interrogation when i get
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back
don't move about time you got here
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dallas castle fbi special agent
retired you better have a damn good
explanation for this or so help me i'll
have you arrested for interfering in a
federal investigation
my people scandal jackson daniella point
were driving up at access road in
fawn valley yesterday when the car broke
down so they left me a note some
off-roader found it
gave me a call could i have the reader's
digest version please they were heading
for the ranger station of the devil's
peak
so i figure they take the most direct
route they make about four miles an hour
that you get to this
area they spend in here overnight that's
probably where they ran into your
hijacker
then their bodies are probably close by
mercy is not one of jared krill's
qualities
jared krill oxford educated certified
genius diagnosed sociopath responsible
for some of the most vicious and daring
crimes ever committed on the face of the
earth
and he's never been captured you've kept
up since your retirement
how nice
now why don't you go back to your mobile
home and your shuffleboard
and leave this to us professionals
i have a couple agents back here
okay you want to get a little nicer
why should i bother i mean she's never
going to make the rendezvous yeah
she'll make it
sure she will i mean it's hardly as if
she's got four cracked gorilla warriors
following a tracking device telling them
exactly where she's going to be
is it there's a one hand on her chances
are she'll probably fall down a crevasse
will be mauled by a bear long before she
ever makes the river
but if she does happen to find my boys
first
i'm sure they're treated like a princess
i mean they haven't had a woman in
months
she'll be there not sure whether to
believe you or those buzzards circling
overhead
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wait don't go
oh thank god
and these men with guns they came out of
the trees and they killed my husband
i don't know where i am anymore please
please you've gotta help me
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what kind of pain is that exactly
steering
white hot don't worry about it
i can work it
i wouldn't bet on that as a matter of
fact i'm betting
you're against shock you've lost a lot
of blood
you're already weak and sluggish maybe
even a bit dizzy
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sooner or later you're gonna fall
and when you do i'm gonna break your
neck
smash your head in with a rock perhaps
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what if they come back for us what if
they find us don't worry by now they're
a long ways down liver well
how can you be sure because it's not us
they want it's their bag of money and
they think it's floaming towards button
yellow right about now
but then they'll think it's a trick and
they will come back and find us
it's all right okay don't worry
trust me
we're pulling out we've apprehended
pearl's accomplice a flight attendant on
our way to switzerland
and we're going to meet in stodd in two
days which means krill's gonna make his
move out of the area tonight
trail's not going anywhere i thought i
told you to go home
if you can't find your way back on your
own i'll provide an escort
now my guess is grill's going to head
for interstate 180 and then go north
why would he want to go anywhere that's
what you'd expect him to do he's gonna
do the opposite
a few minutes ago we discovered the body
of a dead camper he was killed at the
north end of the park
his jeep turned up in lenoir and there
was a map on the passenger seat with
krill's fingerprints all over it krill
has left the forest he's too smart to do
something like that
it's a trick he's going to sit tight and
when you guys are waltzing off to
switzerland to some place where he might
have left you a crumb
he'll just bite his time and when he's
ready he just waltz right out of the
forest with nobody waiting for him
you expect me to believe that krill is
going to camp out here roasting
marshmallows instead of slipping away to
europe and living high on his millions
why not if i was him i'd lose myself in
that forest
absolutely i'd have stocked it up with
provisions
lasts for weeks maybe months
someplace like an abandoned gold mine
that's not his style
exactly the good ones always zag when
they should zig
you know what i mean i've had plenty of
experience with this kind of thing yeah
right
in the stone age listen hoover is dead
the commies have gone we got a present
who sings with carly simon
the game has changed a lot since you
played it the moves are different and so
are the players
i'm telling you he's headed for sutter's
mind
look could we get retired special agent
castle
a jeep and directions back to the
highway you set foot in this area again
and i'll have you arrested
oh and don't forget to fill up the gas
tank when you're through
or i'll have to charge you extra yes
ma'am
and i'll be happy to fill your tank as
well
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i don't think you're going to make it
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mate
this day feels like it'll go on forever
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sun scorching down
these trails keep getting steeper and
steeper
throat's on fire
skin is dry
and every step is like climbing a
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mountain
pathetic dick tracy to flat top i
finished my nature tour
and made me at sutter's mind
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dick tracy the flat top come in where
are you
morgana is with the girl we thought
she'd lead us to you
i'll kill the girl and be quick about it
too we've wasted enough time
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watch it there it's a little slippery
is it much farther
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i've got a little more climbing to do
are you crazy she is the only one who
knows where krill has been taken
krill's escaped he's meeting us at the
mine
all right we'll let her go then
there's nothing she can do to stop us
now anyway
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oh oh i'm so sorry i thought you were
one of the bad guys
are you okay i'm fine i'm fine it's okay
i took my mind off my leg where's krill
there's an abandoned mine not too far
from here
what should we do you're gonna get their
attention
um
hey over here no over here
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nice toy where'd you learn to make that
i read it in a book
something about david and goliath yeah
would you learn how to throw a right
hook
you i'm going to kill
i'm not so sure about what do you think
should i [ __ ] her for life or just
kill her now
go for it be my guest be much more fun
than killing you where you stand
oh don't worry you won't die in vain
i'll try to remember you in my memoirs
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that's your duo toxin for you perfectly
harmless unless of course you've inhaled
couldn't talk to 12 within the last day
or so like this unfortunate fella
how'd you find us i figured he'd be
hiding here but you know
i went to the other end of the mine a
couple of miles north well you can't win
them all at least you win when it counts
so how was your weekend are we having
fun yet
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well i hope you learned something this
weekend
oh i sure did that women are every bit
as tough as men
that strength is measured not by one's
muscles but by one's character
well i learned that i should never go
camping with a psychotic hijacker
yeah take a swan dive off a cliff you
look you still got a leg
and doc says if you want to keep it
you're gonna have to stay put in this
apartment for at least a week
look it's just a scratch i mean there's
no way i'm gonna leave this
until i'm completely healed
did the doctor say a week i could have
sworn he said two weeks
maybe three
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you