Chuck (2007–2012): Season 4, Episode 13 - Chuck Versus the Push Mix - full transcript

hi i 'am ******* things
that you might need to know.

I'm going undercover into Volkoff Industries.I'm
gonna take them down from the inside.

Hydra is the heart of Volkoff
Industries,but it has a flaw.

So you just destroyed the whole system?

Of course not.I just downloaded all the
data to a more secure backup location.

All I want you to do is kill John Casey.

Throw me out the window.

There's a little platform down the.

Give this to Chuck.

Hey,what'd he say?

John's in good hands.His
doctor's a friend of mine.



He thinks that he'll regain
consciousness in a day or two.

Thank you.

Casey's family; Chuck and
I do anything for family.

Thanks for coming by,El.

Of course.

Thanks.

Hey,he is the strongest
man I've ever met,okay?

He'll pull through.

You guys hear that?

I think I did.

I don't know, did I?

That's a grunt, that is a Casey grunt.

I think he's trying to say something.

What do you got?Go ahead.



Pants.

Pants,pants,he said,"pants.

Pants?

Why pants?

The man's never going
to wear pants again.

No,he means his pants.Maybe
there's something in 'em.

That's-- yeah,
of course.

Yeah,good observation.

Yep,got it,here it is.It's
a,uh,like,half an eye.

That's half an eyeball.

What is he doing with that?

Casey,where did you get this,
where did you get this eye?

Sarah.

Sarah.

What'd he say?

He said,"Sarah.

Volkoff's security is down.We
have exactly two minutes.

Let's hope this tells us where he
downloaded the Hydra Network to.

You should answer it.

Hello,Alexei.

Frost,it's me.

Yes,I know,I can see you.

It's really dark there.Where are you?

I'm just getting ready to go to bed.

Okay,first ask me how my day was.

How was your day?

Awful.

Andre wasn't working out in
Budapest,so I had to let him go...

off a 20-story building.

20 seconds.

Oh,that's just awful.

Well,I really should be going.

All right.

Sweet dreams,my sweet little pea.

Good night,darling.

Did you find its location?

Looks like Volkoff is entrusting the Hydra
to another person after all-- the Contessa.

We've received a message
from Agent Walker.

Seems she'll be in the
field a while longer.

She's learned that Volkoff is planning
to transfer the Hydra Network to a woman

called the Contessa.

General,what about the piece
of Hydra that I flashed on?

Roni Eimacher designed Yuri's eye.

There's a good chance he designed
something for the Contessa,too.

General,there's got
to be another way,okay?

Sarah pushed Casey out a
window,for crying out loud.

This needs to end now,
she needs to come home.

As I said before,my superiors
will follow up on Eimache

and the rest of the information
in the Hydra fragment.

I'm sorry,but you're too
close to this,Agent Bartowski.

Okay,fine,well,then
what am I supposed to do?

You wait.

That's all you can do.

O
- Okay,hey,it's gonna be all right,buddy.

You know what?We'll go outside, we'll
get some fresh air, play a little bocce.

No.

No,Morgan,I can't do this anymore.

I watched my mom leave
us and my dad follow her.

I let Sarah go and now Casey, and the
whole time I did nothing-- nothing--

while one man took
everything away from me

Ellie's right.

Bartowskis take care of their family, and right
now it's time I put mine back together again.

This was my father's mission, and I have
to finish it.We're gonna take down Volkoff.

We?Really?

'Cause you were kind of talking
in the first person there,

and I'm not usually invited on these
sort of climactic missions,so...

I'm,I'm in,though.

I mean,which guns do we grab?

No guns.

We need...

Office supplies?

No,Morgan,we need a plan.

This is gonna work.

Yeah,it is.

Of course it is; it's a good plan.

Thanks.

You know, I've been doing a lot of yoga lately,so I feel like
I'm peaking mentally and physically, so no problems there.

You think this is what they
call a,uh, suicide mission?

What?

No,of course not.

Look,the first step is we find the
guy who designed Hydra: Roni Eimacher.

And Morgan, this is going to work.

I promise.

Of course.

Oh,man,we're going to need some help.

Get someone up here immediately.

We've got a problem with the...

What the hell is going on?

Who's doing this?

My God.

He's still alive.

ChuckSeason
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Armand.

We have a problem in the
form of Stephen Bartowski.

Orion was killed by The Ring.

Well,then somehow a dead man broke
into my computer system last night.

He wants something very dear to me.

I'm gonna take Frost to a safer place.

I want you to figure out where Orion
has been hiding all these years.

Where can I find you?

I'll be visiting an old
friend-- the Contessa.

Hey,hey.

Hey.

Thanks for meeting me here.I
appreciate that.Hold on one second.

There you are.

And boom.

Push mix for Ellie.Just
what the doctor ordered.

Oh,thanks,bro.

I know you're busy; it's
just, Ellie hates my music.

But Rusted Root is rad,right?

Yeah,yeah.They're
rad-radical.Awesome.Good.

Happy to help.

Plan is in place.

No deep terror can eat away
at me from the inside now.

"Deep terror"?

Did I say,"deep terror"?

You said,"deep terror.

Listen,I got to run.

I still got to find someone to make
Ellie's placenta into vitamin pills.

I...have to unhear
that.How do I unhear that?

I don't know how to unhear that.

one more thing really quick.

I'm gonna be gone for a little
while, so I took the liberty of

setting up some protection for you and
Ellie through the CIA, just in case.

Protection?

Just in case.

But promise me, if anything
out of the ordinary comes up,

you call that number and an undercover
team will show up at your front door,

and they will take you
anywhere you need to go.

Well,thanks for everything,Chuck.

Pardon me,Jeff.

I bet you Bartowski put a bunch of
indie crap on this-this push mix.

It's like,we get it, dude,you're cool.

You know.Has he no
respect for the unborn.

The first sounds that a child hears
should not be from an audio disc.

What is the matter with these people?

Yeah,they should be raw,unfiltered,live.

This baby needs a performance,
delivery room style.

This baby needs...

Jeffster!

so i ***** Eimacher through his
online Settlers of Catan league.

Turns out, he is a engineering
professor at UC Irvine.

That's great,great.

This will be easy.I've done a thousand
missions like ************************...

But wait a minute ******************...

told us to back off.

I actually don't think we need Castle.

Oh,my God,where am I?

Is this a bathroom?

No.

This is hell.

Listen,you're gonna tell
us who the Contessa is.

The Contessa?

I have no idea who you're talking about.

Do not play games with us,Roni Eimacher.

Roni Eimacher?

My name's Barry Greenfield.

Barry Green...

Oops.

If you'll excuse us for
just a moment, Mr.Greenfield.

That is not Roni Eimacher!

I know it's not Roni Eimacher!But
you got to admit,looks a lot like him.

Well,it's...

Okay.All right.Fine,fine, fine.

What are we gonna do?

Gonna tranq him,then we'll just
put him back where we found him.

Chuck,does that mean we
have to,uh...you know...

Are you crazy?

We just have to find the
real Eimacher,all right?

And this time, bring the picture!

Please don't hurt me,I'm
just an engineer...

Wait.

Am I in a bathroom?What?

******************It's clearly hell.

We went through all this
trouble-- it's hell!All right?

We know you designed the glass eye that
Alexei Volkoff stored his Hydra Network on.

You two are in serious trouble.

Volkoff kidnapped me and forced
me to create the Hydra Device.

He said he'd kill everyone
I know,if I didn't do it.

So you've never met the Contessa?

The Contessa?

No,that's where he took
me to-to design the Hydra.

What does that mean?

The Contessa's not a person.

It's a...

Welcome to The Contessa.

What do you think?

Beautiful.

Well,um...bought the old girl
years ago,on craigslist Dubai.

She's got anti-aircraft missiles,
sonar stealth technology,

and an old-fashioned ice cream parlor.

(chuckles) I like to think of her
as my floating fortress of fun.

Captain!

Welcome.Good to see you.

The Hydra Network must
be on the ship somewhere.

This is our chance.

Yes.But Volkoff brought us here
because he's nervous about something.

Wants to stay mobile.

We have to go for the Hydra tonight.

And nothing can get in our way.

Let's do this.

I told you to take the flippers off!

We're in.

Okay.

All right,listen...We gotta get
down to the lower decks,okay?

That's where Eimacher
said the server was.

Hey,hey.What's going
on,buddy?We gotta go.

You never told me you were gonna be wearing
something else underneath that wetsuit.

Morgan,are you telling me you're
not wearing any clothes under there?

Underwear,Chuck.I'm
wearing underwear.I mean...

'Cause how do you even fit
anything else under there?

Where does it all go?

It doesn't matter, doesn't matter.

You know what?I'm cool like this.

I look like a seal...a
seal that does yoga.

- Yoga seal.
- Yoga seal.

- All right,just...
- Just don't squeak.

Copy.

We're as close as
we're ever going to get.

Tonight,whether or not we find
the Hydra, you're going home.

What do you mean?

No,I can't.I promised Chuck that
I wouldn't come home without you.

Yes.I made a lot of promises,too.

I don't want you to become me.

And I will not allow my
son to become his father.

So,tonight,it ends.

Armand?

Whatever system Orion used
to contact you is untraceable.

I need to figure out if he's
working with someone on the inside.

I told you to find Orion.

I'm well aware of his connections
inside my organization.

Then let me prove Frost's
loyalty's only to you.

Give me access to Hydra.

Hold on.

Do it.

It's not on this deck.

- What the...Chuck?
- Sarah!

- What are you two doing here?
- Taking down Volkoff.

How did you even find us?

You shouldn't be here!

She's right.This is my
mission, and it's too dangerous.

I never should have let
you go; either one of you.

You don't have to do this
alone.We're here to help.

Seriously,guys, it's going to be okay.

Chuck has a plan.

The server room is right down there.

Mom.Mom!Mom.

When we get back,we need to have a serious
talk about the benefits of tranq guns.

There's the door to the server
room.I'll try to hack in.

Hang on a second.This
dude's got a key card, right?

Maybe this will help us with the way in.

Uh, Morgan,we don't know what's
going to happen if you do that.

See?Easy.

Wait.This can't be right.

Guys!***********************

Morgan!What's happening?

Lasers.Lots and lots of
lasers.And-and they cut things!

Hang on,buddy!Hang
on,buddy.I'm in the system.

Awesome, Chuck!Nice work!You got
the door to the server room open!

Now,just turn off the lasers!

I don't think I can do it from here.

Morgan!

If you can get into the server room, you
can power them down and open the door for us.

Are you crazy?He can't go
through all those lasers!

You kidding me?I can't
go through those lasers!

This could be the only chance you have.

We have to hurry.

Yes,you can.

Yes you can.Morgan--
I...I can do this!

'Cause I'm...a yogi.All right?I am
peaking mentally...and physically.

I just need to use
my Ujjayi breath,okay?

Come on.

Warrior Two pose.

Transition...

slowly...

into Warrior Three pose.

Easy...

I didn't know I could do that.

Guys!I'm stuck!

Okay.Okay,okay,buddy.I'm
gonna try something else.

Easy...

easy.

Your strength is in your core.

Oh,God!Oh!Not good!

Lasers are moving,now!

No,no,worse now!Worse now!Oh
God!It's slicing through my wetsuit!

Morgan?Are you okay?

Morgan,don't you ever do that again.

It's all right.It's okay.

- You're not cold?
- Yeah.

Morgan...

Here.

I'm glad you're okay.

Thank you.

Thanks.And thank you for this.

Although I don't think it's going to...

fit over these shoulders;
my lats have been,uh...

It's,you know...It's
just-just kind of,barely.

Careful,Chuck.Don't touch that.

Okay.

I'm in.

All of Volkoff's contacts are here.

I am transferring Hydra
to a CIA offshore server...

now.

Hey,babe!Watch me glide.

Devon!My water just broke.

But you're not due yet.What
is Baby Clara thinking?

Well,it happened about ten minutes ago.

I took a shower, and had a protein
bar, and now I'm ready to go,so...

Let's go have a baby.

Okay.

I'm prepared for this.

Yes,you are.You have a
plan.You have an awesome plan.

Okay,everything's gonna be just fine.

Where's my push mix?

I just got it from Chuck.It
couldn't have disappeared.

Devon!It's fine,really.I don't
need a push mix.Let's just go.

I'm going to grab some
water for the road.

I'm not ready for
this.Perfect plan not perfect.

Oh,God!It's gone!No push
mix: no baby.It's all gone!

Are you expecting someone?

Mrs. Woodcomb?

Your transport service has arrived.

- Let's move quickly.
- Devon,did you arrange this?

Voice identification required.

Damn it.Only Volkoff can access this.

It's connected to his voice.

Okay,Chuck,

you and Morgan need to
get out of here right now.

No. You all need to get out of here.

- Volkoff will be here any second.
- No,not without you.

Hey,we're all going, okay? Let's go.

Frost,I am very disappointed in you.

"Death is the solution to all problems."

That's a quote from my favorite
poet and humanitarian...

Joseph Stalin.Good job I didn't
tell you all my secrets,isn't it?

Just know...

you did this.

- Shoot them.
- All right,then shoot 'em,

but not before I get one shot
off,and one is all I need.

Get out of here,Chuck.

Morgan,go.Go! Now!

Come on,Sarah.

Come on,come on,come on. Mom,come on!

You do realize for them
to get out of here alive,

- you have to stay.
- Yes,I know.

- Run!
- Mom!

- Chuck,come on!
- Mom!

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

- Look,we better get out of here.
- No,no,this wasn't part of my plan.

Come on,we have to go.

You have nothing to say to me?

No perfect excuses?

No "Trust me,Alexei"?

- No.
- Nothing?!

Give me the gun.

No one touches my Frost.

Armand.

Come,please.

You need to see this.

I have something I've got to show you.

Please,you have to see this.

"Meet me at Twin Pines
cabin. Godspeed,my love--

Orion."

What is this?

You tell me.

Armand found it on our
server a few moments ago.

- I've never seen this before.
- Really?

Because this message led
Armand to hundreds more.

You've been talking to
Orion every day for years.

Night after night, behind my back!

That's why you didn't want me near you.

I have no idea what
you are talking about.

Stop lying to me!

You knew your husband was alive.

You knew the whole damn time.

I believed in you.

You want the truth,Alexei?

The truth is,my husband, alive or dead,

will always be ten
times the man you are.

And every moment that I was with you,

I was thinking of him.

I'm going to visit your husband,

and when I come back...

I'll bring you his body.

Moron Grimes.

You're here.

Of course,I am.

I,uh...I brought your bonsai.

Thought it might feel more like home.

Would have brought your guns,
but don't think they really

would have let me through
the door with those,so...

No,save your strength,Dad.

The doctor says you need to rest.

Listen,I,uh...

I... kind of like having my dad around.

I don't just like it; I've
gotten to used to it,so...

I've spent most of my life
thinking that my dad was dead,

and...

I'm not ready to do it again,okay?

My contractions are
only ten minutes apart.

Let's go ahead and
administer the pitocin,please.

Can I get ten cc's of Compazine?

- I'm a little nauseous.
- Of course,Dr. Woodcomb.

Is your husband all right?

Yeah.He'll snap out of it.

He was like this once
before,during his exit exams.

He'll be fine,I'm sure.

This is the location Orion
listed on his communique.

Then let's finally put
this ghost in the ground.

I'll do this myself.

Stay here and keep guard.

we finally meet.

- Charles.
- Hello,Alexei.

I believe you were looking for me.

Morning,sunshine.L.

Oh,you seem very proud.

Using your father's toys to lure me in.

I'm not dead yet, so
you must want something.

You're right,actually.

There is still something I want.

I hadn't figured you
as the vengeful type.

Is it because I spoke
disparagingly about your father?

This is because you
took my mother from him.

You took his whole
life, and his death...

His death was ages ago.Isn't
it time you moved on?

Bearing grudges.

A bit childish,isn't it?

You can't kill me.

For the same reason your mother
and your girlfriend couldn't.

What do you think's gonna happen
to all those people you love

if you put a bullet between my eyes?

I have access to everyone.

I have to admit, it was a good plan.

Using my own jealousy against me.

But it had its problems.

How could it not?

After all,you are your father's son.

Just know this.

If it wasn't for you,

everyone could have
gotten out of this alive.

And now for the sister.

I told my men to kill your mother,

if they didn't hear from me.

And they won't.So...

cheers,Charles.

Here's to a family reunion.

I can't believe you haven't
figured out the solution yet.

Solution?

To what?

Gotcha.

"Death is the solution to all problems."

Got it,Chuck.We got the pass code.

What is this?

"Death is the solution to all problems."

That fake communique
you received from Orion--

that wasn't just a play on
your weird affection for my mom.

That was also a virus
that my father created.

And now that I have your pass code,

that virus will begin to transfer

the entire Hydra Network

onto this computer.

Technically,I guess you could say that

in the end,

it was Stephen J.
Bartowski who took you down.

Fitting. Don't you think?

You know,my father....he
taught me a lot of things.

Like,looks can be deceiving.

Fight for your family.

Something's wrong.

Mary,quick!

And of course,never use a gun...

...unless you absolutely have to.

Yeah,I probably should
have told you,I have this...

thing about bullets.

I was never going to kill you,Alexei.

After all,I am my father's son,

aren't I?

You made one mistake,Charles.

All the information
you've got is right here

in your father's little
cabin in the woods.

And outside that door,

I have dozens of heavily-armed men.

If I don't walk out of here,

they're gonna come in for me.

You're gonna need an army
to get out of here alive.

Will they suffice?

Arrest him.

I just received word
from Frost and Walker.

They're en route to Burbank.

It was a good plan, Agent Bartowski.

Thank you,General.

Tell your mom to come visit.

It's been fun.

Chuck? Chuck?

As you were. At ease... gentlemen.

We have to get out of here right now.

What's up,buddy? Is everything okay?

Just got a call from the hospital.

- Ellie's having her baby now.
- What?

Uh,General,General, can we borrow a van?

Agent Bartowski, you just
arrested Alexei Volkoff

and obtained the Hydra
Network we have spent

the last 20 years searching for.

Lieutenant, get this man a chopper.

Thanks.

You're dilated to ten and
fully effaced,Dr. Woodcomb.

The contractions are two
minutes apart. The baby's coming.

Can you get the doctor?

Babe?

Honey,look at me.

I need you to go outside

and take five minutes for yourself,

pull yourself together and
then come back to me,okay?

You're all I have right now,Devon.

I need you.

Ew,pregnant women.

Ooh,pregnant women.

Excuse me, candy striper?

Hi. Listen,

could you point us in the
direction of the Woodcomb womb?

- What?
- Without us,that kid is gonna grow up listening

to Snow Patrol and... Coldplay.

And we just can't
have that,can we? So...

I'm sorry, but no one goes in there

unless they're a family member.

So I suggest that you take a seat.

Dr. Adler,Room 315,please.

Hey,Awesome?

Heard Ellie's in labor.

Where is she?

Why aren't you in there?

Oh,listen,don't make
the same mistake I did.

I missed my daughter's birth,

missed her whole damn childhood.

Alex's mom had to raise
her all on her own.

There's not a day that
goes by I don't regret that.

Now you get in there.Move it.

- It's time to push.
- Okay.

Jeffster!

****

Walker.

***It's over.

No! No! We did what we
came here to do,Jeffrey.

Cover song by cover song,

we are shaping the
youth of America. Aah!

I'm not allowed to do that anymore.

- Are you family?
- Yes.

Okay. Well,only one of you can come in.

Mom,go ahead,please.

Just make sure she knows
we're all out here,okay?

I will.

You came.

We all did.

- ***************
- I got it.

Where'd Alex go? She went home.

No,I didn't.

I just went to get a coffee.

Whether you like it or not,

Dad,I am not going anywhere.

Neither am I.

Good luck trying to get
rid of me,guys,'cause...

I like you guys.

Your,your line is "I
like you,too,Morgan."

Ellie,she's so beautiful.

Congratulations.

Awesome.

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