Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 2, Episode 40 - Pie in the Sky - full transcript
Chip is itching to take on a really big case.
♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES
SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO
GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP
THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP,
JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ONCE
THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG
GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
HURRY, MATES!
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.
THIS WAY!
THIS WAY!
LOOK!
THERE IT IS.
BONZER!
YOU FOUND IT, GADGEY.
BIG DEAL.
WE FOUND A FRISBEE.
MONTY:
AWFUL SWEET
LITTLE FELLOW, EH?
YEAH, JUST LIKE THIS CASE.
AWFUL AND LITTLE.
WHAT WE NEED TO FIND
IS A REALLY BIG CASE.
HOW ABOUT
THAT BIG GERMAN SHEPHERD
WHO LOST HIS ACCENT?
IS THAT A YES?
MAYBE WE CAN RESCUE
THE WHALES FROM EXTINCTION.
OR ALL THE SHIPS
THAT HAVE BEEN LOST
IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A BIG CASE,
WOULDN'T IT, GADGET?
WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE
RIGHT NOW.
NOT UNTIL I FINISH INSTALLING
MY NEW SUPER-SENSITIVE
GYROCOMPASS NAVIGATION PANEL.
HOW'S IT COMING, MONTY?
BE DONE IN TWO
OR THREE JIFFS, LOVE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
MY NAME IS MIDGE.
IS THIS THE WAY
TO CAPISTRANO?
CAPISTRANO?
AS IN SAN JUAN?
ALL THE SWALLOWS GO THERE
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
LAST YEAR, I JUST FOLLOWED
EVERYBODY ELSE.
BUT THIS YEAR,
I CAN'T FIND ANYBODY.
AND NOW I'M AFRAID
I'M LOST.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
THE RESCUE RANGERS
WILL HELP,
EVEN IF WE HAVE
TO TAKE YOU TO
CAPISTRANO OURSELVES.
WHAT?
OF COURSE, I'LL HAVE
TO FINISH MY WORK
ON THE RANGER WING FIRST.
NO, NO, NO! WE ARE NOT
A DELIVERY SERVICE.
OUR NEXT CASE IS GOING
TO BE A BIG ONE.
BIG, BIG, BIG.
[CRYING]
[CRYING]
[CRYING]
[SOBBING]
WHY ARE
WE CRYING ANYHOW?
THEY'RE TEARS OF JOY
OVER OUR NEW CASE.
WE'RE TAKING MIDGE HERE
TO CAPISTRANO.
GEE, I WONDER
WHERE ALL THE OTHER
BIRDS ARE, ANYWAY.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
♪ SING A SONG
OF SIX PENCE ♪
♪ POCKET FULL OF RYE ♪
♪ MRS. SWEENEY MAKES YOU ♪
♪ HER FAVORITE
CHICKEN PIE ♪
OH SWEENEY,
YOU LITTLE DICKENS,
SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE MORE FAMOUS
THAN BETTY WHAT'S-HER-NAME,
MORE POPULAR THAN
THAT OLD COLONEL FELLA.
AND MORE IMPORTANT,
YOU'LL BE RICH.
RICH! RICH! RICH!
HA HA HA HA! RICH!
NOT RICH, MA.
TODD.
MY NAME IS TODD.
YOUR NAME WILL BE MUD
IF YOU DON'T STOP
SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT.
YES, MAMA.
OUCH!
NO GO GET ME MORE BIRDS.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT CAPISTRANO.
THE PALM TREES SWAYING,
THE OCEAN WAVES CRASHING.
THE COOL BREEZES
BLOWING.
ACCORDING TO
MY GYROCOMPASS,
WE SHOULD BE LANDING
IN CAPISTRANO
ANY MOMENT NOW.
-YECCHH!
-UGH!
-[COUGH]
-[COUGH]
SWALLOWS ARE KIND OF BIG
THIS YEAR, AIN'T THEY?
HEY, WHERE ARE
THE PALM TREES?
AND THE OCEAN?
GADGET:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
MY NEW GYROCOMPASS SAID
THIS WAS CAPISTRANO.
IF THIS ISN'T
CAPISTRANO,
WHAT IS IT?
ANOTHER DELAY ON OUR WAY
TO A REALLY BIG CASE.
HEY, THERE ARE SOME BIRDS.
MAYBE THEY'VE SEEN
MY FLOCK.
WELL, ANOTHER CASE CLOSED.
CHIP, THIS CASE IS
NOT OVER UNTIL WE GET
MIDGE TO CAPISTRANO.
AND THIS IS NOT
CAPISTRANO.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
ZIPPER, FOLLOW THAT BIRD.
AYE, AYE!
NOW WHO TURNED THIS UP?
-HEY, MA.
-AAH!
HOW'D YOU LIKE
ALL THE BIRDIES I CAUGHT?
SHUCKS. I'LL BET
THEY'LL MAKE YOU
RICH ENOUGH
TO BUY ALL THE DIAMONDS
YOU COULD EVER HOPE FOR.
GET IT?
HOPE? DIAMOND?
HOPE DIAMOND?
I'M JUST FUNNY.
I'M SO FUNNY.
OW!
IT WAS JUST A JOKE, MA.
THAT WASN'T
FOR YOUR JOKE.
THIS IS FOR YOUR JOKE.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU
NOT TO TURN THIS UP SO HIGH?
I DON'T KNOW.
TEN OR 20. WHY?
LET ME EXPLAIN IT
ONE MORE TIME, TODDIE, MY BOY.
PRETEND LIKE YOUR HEAD
IS THE EARTH.
UP HERE AT THE TOP...
IS THE NORTH POLE.
THE NORTH POLE HAS
A MAGNETIC PULL
THAT LITTLE BIRDIES USE
TO FIND THEIR WAY AROUND.
I, BEING THE BUSINESS
GENIUS I AM,
SET UP MY OWN SOLAR-POWERED
ELECTROMAGNET
TO ATTRACT THE LITTLE BIRDIES
TO MY FACTORY.
I KEEP MY MAGNET WELL HIDDEN,
SORT OF LIKE
YOUR BRAIN, TODDIE.
OK. SO?
SO, I DON'T WANT
ANYONE TO FIND MY MAGNET.
AND IF YOU KEEP
TURNING IT UP TOO HIGH
SOMEONE IS GOING TO FIND IT.
UNDERSTAND?
YES, MAMA.
THE NORTH POLE, HUH?
AND ALL THIS TIME
I THOUGHT
IT WAS DANDRUFF.
THERE MUST'VE BEEN A MIXUP
AT THE HOSPITAL.
ARE YOU SURE MIDGE
CAME THIS WAY?
I DON'T SEE HER.
COME ON!
WOW. THIS PLACE IS LIKE
A GIANT FUN HOUSE.
THESE ARE SOLAR MIRRORS, DALE.
THEY MAKE ELECTRICITY
BY REFLECTING HEAT FROM THE SUN.
BUT I WONDER
WHERE ALL THE ENERGY GOES.
[BIRDS CAW]
-DO YOU HEAR THAT?
-IT CAME FROM OVER THERE.
SOUNDS LIKE
ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S
MAKING A MOVIE OVER THERE.
GIVE ME A HAND,
WILL YOU, DALE?
WHOA!
CRIKEY!
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
GADGET:
LOOKS LIKE A HUGE BAKERY.
HEY, MAYBE WE CAN SAVE
A CAKE FROM FALLING.
MIDGE:
CHIP? DALE?
COME ON, MATES.
IT'S MIDGE.
HURRY!
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER!
LOOK AT ALL THOSE BIRDS!
BIRDS?
I DON'T SEE BIRDS.
YOU HEAR SOMETHING,
JACK?
PROBABLY THE OLD LADY
COME TO FEED US SOME BIG,
FAT BIRDS AGAIN, NICKELS.
I SURE AM SICK
OF EATING BIRDS,
AREN'T YOU?
I'D GIVE UP MY CLAWS
FOR A NICE, FAT, TASTY MOUSE.
COME ON, MONTY!
WE HAVE TO SAVE MIDGE.
BUT, GADGE,
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE CATS!
LOOK AT SIZE OF THOSE EYES.
RIGHT!
FULL SPEED AHEAD, MATES.
COME ON, DALE,
LET'S GET THIS
RESCUE OVER WITH.
DALE? WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
WE HAVE A CASE.
STUPID,
BUT STILL A CASE.
CAN'T I HAVE FUN?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
SAY, JACK.
HOW'D YOU LIKE A NICE
JUICY CHIPMUNK SANDWICH
FOR A CHANGE?
YOU KNOW ME.
I'M JUST YOUR
AVERAGE HUNGRY DEVIL.
-UH-OH.
-UH-OH.
BRILLIANT PLAN FOR THE BOYS
TO KEEP THOSE FELINES BUSY
WHILE WE FREE THE BIRDS.
I SURE HOPE
IT WAS A PLAN, MONTY.
THIS WAY, DALE.
WE'RE REALLY MOVING, CHIP.
WE SURE ARE.
NOW THIS IS RUNNING.
HEY, CHIP.
SLOW DOWN
AND SMELL THE CUPCAKES.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
NEVER QUESTION
GOOD FORTUNE.
IT WILL ONLY LEAD TO--
CATS!
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE THEM
A LITTLE A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.
WE'RE NOT
GETTING ANYWHERE.
AND WE'RE NOT
GETTING THERE FAST.
HERE'S DINNER.
WHAT'LL WE DO, CHIP?
WE CAN'T RUN ANY FASTER
UNLESS WE GO THE OTHER WAY.
THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA
I'VE EVER HEARD.
LET'S TRY IT.
ARE YOU NUTS?
JUST DO LIKE I DO.
GO WITH THE FLOW.
-ALLEY OOP!
-OH, MAN!
AND I HAD MY HEART SET
ON A CHIPMUNK SALAD SANDWICH.
HERE, KITTY,
KITTY, KITTIES!
UH-OH.
THE OLD LADY.
LATER, CHIPMUNKS.
-[PURR]
-[PURR]
THERE'S MY
LITTLE BABIES.
MOMMY WANTS KITTIES
TO STAY BY THE CAGE
AND GUARD ALL
THE LITTLE BIRDIES.
IF KITTY DISOBEYS,
KITTY WILL GET THIS.
OUCH!
BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
YOU SAID IT.
THIS BAKERY IS FOR THE BIRDS.
-BIRDS?
-MIDGE!
TODDIE, MY BOY,
IT'S TIME TO MAKE
CULINARY HISTORY.
COME ON, MATES.
IT'S TIME TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
TURN ON THE
CHICKEN POT PIE MACHINE.
[CAWING]
-ZIPPER, GET HELP!
-AYE, AYE!
DID YOU SAY
CHICKEN POT PIE?
THAT'S RIGHT, TODDIE.
BUT, MOM, THOSE
AREN'T CHICKENS.
THOSE ARE BIRDIES.
NOW, TODDIE.
CHICKENS ARE BIRDIES,
-AREN'T THEY?
-I GUESS.
BUT CHICKEN BIRDIES
COST LOTS OF MONEY.
WILD BIRDIES ARE FREE,
AND FREE MEANS MOTHER
CAN MAKE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF CHICKEN POT PIES
WITHOUT SPENDING A DIME.
THIS WILL MAKE
MOMMY RICH.
RICH! RICH! RICH! RICH!
-RICH!
-OUCH!
COME ON, EVERYONE.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT--
CRIKEY!
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO LIGHT AND FLAKY
PIE CRUST?
KEEP TRYING, MONTY!
WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOKS OF THIS.
FOLLOW ME!
FOLLOW ME!
[BIRDS CAW]
UH-OH.
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THOSE AREN'T CHERRY PIES.
WHAT'LL WE DO?
WHAT'LL WE DO?
[CAW CAW]
GRAB THE END
OF THAT PASTRY DOUGH!
OVER HERE, ZIPPER!
BOMBS AWAY!
WHAT'S THAT FOR, CHIP?
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
GO ON, GIRLS!
SAVE YOURSELVES.
MY HAT!
-WHOA!
-HELP! HELP!
YOU HEAR SOMETHING, JACK?
I HEAR SOMETHING, NICKELS.
-UH-OH. AAH!
-THANKS, MATES.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP
THE OTHERS, QUICK!
THE OLD LADY'S GONNA
LOSE HER COOKIES
OVER THIS ONE.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
DO SOMETHING!
STOP THOSE BIRDS!
YES, SIR, MOM.
EASY AS PIE.
GET IT? PIE?
JUST GET THE BIRDS!
I'LL BOP YOUR HEAD LATER.
COME HERE, YOU STUPID BIRD!
OUCH!
MY BIRDS!
COME BACK,
YOU FEATHERED FREAKS!
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET
MY SHIPMENT OUT IN TIME.
HEY. HOW ABOUT WE
JUST TURN UP THE POWER
ON THE MAGNET
AND ATTRACT A WHOLE
BUNCH OF NEW BIRDIES?
NOW, TODDIE, WHAT DID MOMMY SAY
ABOUT TURNING UP
THE ELECTROMAGNET?
UM...DON'T DO IT?
RIGHT!
OUCH!
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
SO YOU'LL REMEMBER
NOT TO FORGET.
AN ELECTROMAGNET!
THAT'S WHAT'S
ATTRACTING THE BIRDS.
GOLLY, I'LL BET IT WAS
THEIR ELECTROMAGNET
THAT THREW THE RANGER WING
OFF COURSE, TOO.
WOW. MAYBE THIS CASE
IS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.
COME ON.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
THAT MAGNET.
-[GRUNTING]
-WHAT'S THAT?
MIDGE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU SHOULD HAVE ESCAPED
WITH THE REST OF THE BIRDS.
I WANTED TO SAVE
YOUR HAT, MR. CHIP, SIR.
IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO.
GADGET:
ACCORDING TO MY INSTRUMENTS,
THE MAGNET IS
SOMEWHERE CLOSE BY.
VERY CLOSE BY.
I BETTER DO SOMETHING
TO GET MAMA SOME MORE BIRDIES.
GADGET: UH-OH!
THE MAGNET'S SO STRONG,
I CAN'T CONTROL
THE RANGER WING.
I'M GONNA GET MAMA
A MILLION BIRDS,
A JILLION BIRDS,
A KAZILLION BIRDS!
-AAH!
-AAH!
UH-OH. MAMA SAID DON'T TURN UP
THE MAGNET TOO HIGH.
CRIKEY!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
I CAN'T CONTROL IT!
OH NO!
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT.
WE'RE GHOSTS!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
AWFUL!
DON'T BE SILLY, DALE.
YOU'RE NOT A GHOST.
YOU'RE A DOUGHBOY.
OH, THANK YOU, CHIP!
THANK YOU!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHEN THE MIRROR PANELS
TURNED AWAY FROM THE SUN,
THE ELECTROMAGNET
LOST ITS ENERGY SOURCE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF WE TURNED
THE MIRRORS STRAIGHT UP,
TO CATCH THE DESERT'S
NOON-DAY SUN,
IT MIGHT MAKE THE MAGNET
POWERFUL ENOUGH TO PULL IN
A FULL-SIZE AIRPLANE.
BONZER IDEA,
GADGET!
THAT'D BRING A POLICEMAN
OR TWO OUT HERE, I'D WAGER.
UH-OH. GOT A BONZER IDEA
HOW TO GET RID OF THEM?
DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE NOT GOING
TO HURT YOU.
WE'RE JUST GONNA BITE
YOUR LITTLE HEADS OFF.
RUN!
DALE, MONTY,
YOU DISTRACT THESE CATS,
WHILE, GADGET, ZIPPER
AND I FIND THE MASTER CONTROL
OF THE MAGNET.
YOU WANT ME
TO T-TAKE CARE
OF THE C-CATS, CHIPPER?
DON'T DO IT FOR ME, MONTY.
DO IT FOR MIDGE.
THOSE EYES OUGHT
TO BE REGISTERED
AS LETHAL WEAPONS.
ALL RIGHT! THIS FACTORY
AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE FOUR OF US.
I COULDN'T
AGREE MORE,
CHEESE BREATH.
UH, RIGHT.
SO, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US.
♪ WHEN THE PIES
WERE OPEN ♪
♪ THE BIRDS BEGAN
TO SING ♪
♪ SWEENEY GIRL,
YOU'RE FINALLY ♪
♪ RICHER THAN THE QUEEN ♪
THERE'S
THE CONTROL PANEL, CHIP.
BUT HOW ARE
WE GOING TO GET UP THERE?
CHIP:
WE NEED THAT SPOON.
I'LL GET IT, SIR.
MIDGE! WHAT ARE YOU--?
EEEK!
GOOD WORK, MIDGE.
GET AWAY! SHOO!
OH, I'VE GOT A CUPCAKE
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
HERE WE GO!
NOW IF I CAN JUST GET
THESE CONTROLS TO MOVE.
THE LITTLE GUY'S GOT
SOME KIND OF DEATH WISH,
DOESN'T HE?
COME ON, MATE!
PUT 'EM UP!
I'LL GIVE YOU
THE OLD WOMBAT TWO!
[YOWL]
GOOD SHOW, MONTEREY!
[GROWLS]
THESE MIRRORS
ARE GREAT!
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF MY CHEDDAR BELLY!
I MUST HAVE A 6-INCH WAIST.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHERE'D ALL THESE
RODENTS COME FROM?
MAMA WILL BE MIGHTY MAD
IF SHE FINDS OUT THERE'S
RATS IN HER FACTORY.
I BETTER GET RID OF THEM.
THERE! WE DID IT!
IT WON'T BE LONG
BEFORE THE PLANES
START TO LAND.
RIGHT, BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
WE'D BETTER TAKE OFF.
OH NO! IT'S NOT WORKING!
TOO MANY OF THE MIRRORS
ARE BROKEN.
WHAT NOW?
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
MORE MIRRORS.
AHA! GOTCHA!
[CRASH]
HUH?
GOOD WORK, CHIP.
UH-OH.
WHY, YOU LITTLE--
WHOA!
LOOK OUT, MAMA!
GADGET:
LOOK! OUR MIRRORS!
WE'VE GOT TO GET THESE
PIE TINS AROUND THE STATUE.
TRY TO COVER THE GROUND
WITH THEM!
I HOPE THE ELECTROMAGNET
KICKS IN SOON, GADGET.
WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP
FOREVER.
TIME TO LAND ALREADY?
BUT THIS CAN'T BE BURBANK.
THE AIR'S TOO CLEAN.
HEADQUARTERS,
THIS HERE IS THE SHERIFF.
THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOME UNUSUAL FLIGHT ACTIVITY
AROUND THE SWEENEY FACTORY.
I'M CHECKING IT OUT.
THAT'S ALL OF THEM, GADGET.
FORGET ABOUT ME, YOU IDIOT,
AND TURN OFF THAT MAGNET!
OUT OF MY WAY, VARMINTS!
WHOA!
MAMA!
GRACIOUS! IT'S A SHAME
THEY WASTED
A GOOD NAME LIKE DUMBO
ON AN ELEPHANT.
WHOA!
HI, MAMA!
HEY, I MADE A JOKE! HI?
HIGH?
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BOP ME
ON THE HEAD FOR THAT ONE.
OW!
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LET GO
OF YOUR SLINGSHOT, BOY?
HUH?
OH!
GOOD IDEA.
WHOA!
[CRASH]
EVERY FAMILY TREE
HAS ITS SAP.
HEY, MA.
MAYBE NOW YOU CAN RELAX
SINCE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
GET IT? A REST?
SHERIFF,
DO ME A FAVOR
AND BOP HIM
ON THE HEAD.
WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD
OF THIS DOWN AT HEADQUARTERS.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST CASE WE'VE
EVER HAD AROUND THESE PARTS.
HEAR THAT, CHIP?
WE SOLVED THE BIGGEST CASE
THEY'VE EVER HAD AROUND
THESE PARTS.
YEP. BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE
HOW BIG A CASE IS, GADGET.
SOMETIMES THE LITTLE CASES
ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES.
AND RIGHT NOW,
OUR MOST IMPORTANT JOB
IS TO GET MIDGE
TO CAPISTRANO.
♪ SOMETIMES
SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO
GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP
THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP,
JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ONCE
THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG
GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP
'N' DALE ♪
HURRY, MATES!
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.
THIS WAY!
THIS WAY!
LOOK!
THERE IT IS.
BONZER!
YOU FOUND IT, GADGEY.
BIG DEAL.
WE FOUND A FRISBEE.
MONTY:
AWFUL SWEET
LITTLE FELLOW, EH?
YEAH, JUST LIKE THIS CASE.
AWFUL AND LITTLE.
WHAT WE NEED TO FIND
IS A REALLY BIG CASE.
HOW ABOUT
THAT BIG GERMAN SHEPHERD
WHO LOST HIS ACCENT?
IS THAT A YES?
MAYBE WE CAN RESCUE
THE WHALES FROM EXTINCTION.
OR ALL THE SHIPS
THAT HAVE BEEN LOST
IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A BIG CASE,
WOULDN'T IT, GADGET?
WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE
RIGHT NOW.
NOT UNTIL I FINISH INSTALLING
MY NEW SUPER-SENSITIVE
GYROCOMPASS NAVIGATION PANEL.
HOW'S IT COMING, MONTY?
BE DONE IN TWO
OR THREE JIFFS, LOVE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
MY NAME IS MIDGE.
IS THIS THE WAY
TO CAPISTRANO?
CAPISTRANO?
AS IN SAN JUAN?
ALL THE SWALLOWS GO THERE
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
LAST YEAR, I JUST FOLLOWED
EVERYBODY ELSE.
BUT THIS YEAR,
I CAN'T FIND ANYBODY.
AND NOW I'M AFRAID
I'M LOST.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
THE RESCUE RANGERS
WILL HELP,
EVEN IF WE HAVE
TO TAKE YOU TO
CAPISTRANO OURSELVES.
WHAT?
OF COURSE, I'LL HAVE
TO FINISH MY WORK
ON THE RANGER WING FIRST.
NO, NO, NO! WE ARE NOT
A DELIVERY SERVICE.
OUR NEXT CASE IS GOING
TO BE A BIG ONE.
BIG, BIG, BIG.
[CRYING]
[CRYING]
[CRYING]
[SOBBING]
WHY ARE
WE CRYING ANYHOW?
THEY'RE TEARS OF JOY
OVER OUR NEW CASE.
WE'RE TAKING MIDGE HERE
TO CAPISTRANO.
GEE, I WONDER
WHERE ALL THE OTHER
BIRDS ARE, ANYWAY.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
♪ SING A SONG
OF SIX PENCE ♪
♪ POCKET FULL OF RYE ♪
♪ MRS. SWEENEY MAKES YOU ♪
♪ HER FAVORITE
CHICKEN PIE ♪
OH SWEENEY,
YOU LITTLE DICKENS,
SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE MORE FAMOUS
THAN BETTY WHAT'S-HER-NAME,
MORE POPULAR THAN
THAT OLD COLONEL FELLA.
AND MORE IMPORTANT,
YOU'LL BE RICH.
RICH! RICH! RICH!
HA HA HA HA! RICH!
NOT RICH, MA.
TODD.
MY NAME IS TODD.
YOUR NAME WILL BE MUD
IF YOU DON'T STOP
SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT.
YES, MAMA.
OUCH!
NO GO GET ME MORE BIRDS.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT CAPISTRANO.
THE PALM TREES SWAYING,
THE OCEAN WAVES CRASHING.
THE COOL BREEZES
BLOWING.
ACCORDING TO
MY GYROCOMPASS,
WE SHOULD BE LANDING
IN CAPISTRANO
ANY MOMENT NOW.
-YECCHH!
-UGH!
-[COUGH]
-[COUGH]
SWALLOWS ARE KIND OF BIG
THIS YEAR, AIN'T THEY?
HEY, WHERE ARE
THE PALM TREES?
AND THE OCEAN?
GADGET:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
MY NEW GYROCOMPASS SAID
THIS WAS CAPISTRANO.
IF THIS ISN'T
CAPISTRANO,
WHAT IS IT?
ANOTHER DELAY ON OUR WAY
TO A REALLY BIG CASE.
HEY, THERE ARE SOME BIRDS.
MAYBE THEY'VE SEEN
MY FLOCK.
WELL, ANOTHER CASE CLOSED.
CHIP, THIS CASE IS
NOT OVER UNTIL WE GET
MIDGE TO CAPISTRANO.
AND THIS IS NOT
CAPISTRANO.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
ZIPPER, FOLLOW THAT BIRD.
AYE, AYE!
NOW WHO TURNED THIS UP?
-HEY, MA.
-AAH!
HOW'D YOU LIKE
ALL THE BIRDIES I CAUGHT?
SHUCKS. I'LL BET
THEY'LL MAKE YOU
RICH ENOUGH
TO BUY ALL THE DIAMONDS
YOU COULD EVER HOPE FOR.
GET IT?
HOPE? DIAMOND?
HOPE DIAMOND?
I'M JUST FUNNY.
I'M SO FUNNY.
OW!
IT WAS JUST A JOKE, MA.
THAT WASN'T
FOR YOUR JOKE.
THIS IS FOR YOUR JOKE.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU
NOT TO TURN THIS UP SO HIGH?
I DON'T KNOW.
TEN OR 20. WHY?
LET ME EXPLAIN IT
ONE MORE TIME, TODDIE, MY BOY.
PRETEND LIKE YOUR HEAD
IS THE EARTH.
UP HERE AT THE TOP...
IS THE NORTH POLE.
THE NORTH POLE HAS
A MAGNETIC PULL
THAT LITTLE BIRDIES USE
TO FIND THEIR WAY AROUND.
I, BEING THE BUSINESS
GENIUS I AM,
SET UP MY OWN SOLAR-POWERED
ELECTROMAGNET
TO ATTRACT THE LITTLE BIRDIES
TO MY FACTORY.
I KEEP MY MAGNET WELL HIDDEN,
SORT OF LIKE
YOUR BRAIN, TODDIE.
OK. SO?
SO, I DON'T WANT
ANYONE TO FIND MY MAGNET.
AND IF YOU KEEP
TURNING IT UP TOO HIGH
SOMEONE IS GOING TO FIND IT.
UNDERSTAND?
YES, MAMA.
THE NORTH POLE, HUH?
AND ALL THIS TIME
I THOUGHT
IT WAS DANDRUFF.
THERE MUST'VE BEEN A MIXUP
AT THE HOSPITAL.
ARE YOU SURE MIDGE
CAME THIS WAY?
I DON'T SEE HER.
COME ON!
WOW. THIS PLACE IS LIKE
A GIANT FUN HOUSE.
THESE ARE SOLAR MIRRORS, DALE.
THEY MAKE ELECTRICITY
BY REFLECTING HEAT FROM THE SUN.
BUT I WONDER
WHERE ALL THE ENERGY GOES.
[BIRDS CAW]
-DO YOU HEAR THAT?
-IT CAME FROM OVER THERE.
SOUNDS LIKE
ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S
MAKING A MOVIE OVER THERE.
GIVE ME A HAND,
WILL YOU, DALE?
WHOA!
CRIKEY!
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
GADGET:
LOOKS LIKE A HUGE BAKERY.
HEY, MAYBE WE CAN SAVE
A CAKE FROM FALLING.
MIDGE:
CHIP? DALE?
COME ON, MATES.
IT'S MIDGE.
HURRY!
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER!
LOOK AT ALL THOSE BIRDS!
BIRDS?
I DON'T SEE BIRDS.
YOU HEAR SOMETHING,
JACK?
PROBABLY THE OLD LADY
COME TO FEED US SOME BIG,
FAT BIRDS AGAIN, NICKELS.
I SURE AM SICK
OF EATING BIRDS,
AREN'T YOU?
I'D GIVE UP MY CLAWS
FOR A NICE, FAT, TASTY MOUSE.
COME ON, MONTY!
WE HAVE TO SAVE MIDGE.
BUT, GADGE,
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE CATS!
LOOK AT SIZE OF THOSE EYES.
RIGHT!
FULL SPEED AHEAD, MATES.
COME ON, DALE,
LET'S GET THIS
RESCUE OVER WITH.
DALE? WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
WE HAVE A CASE.
STUPID,
BUT STILL A CASE.
CAN'T I HAVE FUN?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
SAY, JACK.
HOW'D YOU LIKE A NICE
JUICY CHIPMUNK SANDWICH
FOR A CHANGE?
YOU KNOW ME.
I'M JUST YOUR
AVERAGE HUNGRY DEVIL.
-UH-OH.
-UH-OH.
BRILLIANT PLAN FOR THE BOYS
TO KEEP THOSE FELINES BUSY
WHILE WE FREE THE BIRDS.
I SURE HOPE
IT WAS A PLAN, MONTY.
THIS WAY, DALE.
WE'RE REALLY MOVING, CHIP.
WE SURE ARE.
NOW THIS IS RUNNING.
HEY, CHIP.
SLOW DOWN
AND SMELL THE CUPCAKES.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
NEVER QUESTION
GOOD FORTUNE.
IT WILL ONLY LEAD TO--
CATS!
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE THEM
A LITTLE A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.
WE'RE NOT
GETTING ANYWHERE.
AND WE'RE NOT
GETTING THERE FAST.
HERE'S DINNER.
WHAT'LL WE DO, CHIP?
WE CAN'T RUN ANY FASTER
UNLESS WE GO THE OTHER WAY.
THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA
I'VE EVER HEARD.
LET'S TRY IT.
ARE YOU NUTS?
JUST DO LIKE I DO.
GO WITH THE FLOW.
-ALLEY OOP!
-OH, MAN!
AND I HAD MY HEART SET
ON A CHIPMUNK SALAD SANDWICH.
HERE, KITTY,
KITTY, KITTIES!
UH-OH.
THE OLD LADY.
LATER, CHIPMUNKS.
-[PURR]
-[PURR]
THERE'S MY
LITTLE BABIES.
MOMMY WANTS KITTIES
TO STAY BY THE CAGE
AND GUARD ALL
THE LITTLE BIRDIES.
IF KITTY DISOBEYS,
KITTY WILL GET THIS.
OUCH!
BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
YOU SAID IT.
THIS BAKERY IS FOR THE BIRDS.
-BIRDS?
-MIDGE!
TODDIE, MY BOY,
IT'S TIME TO MAKE
CULINARY HISTORY.
COME ON, MATES.
IT'S TIME TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
TURN ON THE
CHICKEN POT PIE MACHINE.
[CAWING]
-ZIPPER, GET HELP!
-AYE, AYE!
DID YOU SAY
CHICKEN POT PIE?
THAT'S RIGHT, TODDIE.
BUT, MOM, THOSE
AREN'T CHICKENS.
THOSE ARE BIRDIES.
NOW, TODDIE.
CHICKENS ARE BIRDIES,
-AREN'T THEY?
-I GUESS.
BUT CHICKEN BIRDIES
COST LOTS OF MONEY.
WILD BIRDIES ARE FREE,
AND FREE MEANS MOTHER
CAN MAKE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF CHICKEN POT PIES
WITHOUT SPENDING A DIME.
THIS WILL MAKE
MOMMY RICH.
RICH! RICH! RICH! RICH!
-RICH!
-OUCH!
COME ON, EVERYONE.
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT--
CRIKEY!
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO LIGHT AND FLAKY
PIE CRUST?
KEEP TRYING, MONTY!
WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOKS OF THIS.
FOLLOW ME!
FOLLOW ME!
[BIRDS CAW]
UH-OH.
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THOSE AREN'T CHERRY PIES.
WHAT'LL WE DO?
WHAT'LL WE DO?
[CAW CAW]
GRAB THE END
OF THAT PASTRY DOUGH!
OVER HERE, ZIPPER!
BOMBS AWAY!
WHAT'S THAT FOR, CHIP?
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
GO ON, GIRLS!
SAVE YOURSELVES.
MY HAT!
-WHOA!
-HELP! HELP!
YOU HEAR SOMETHING, JACK?
I HEAR SOMETHING, NICKELS.
-UH-OH. AAH!
-THANKS, MATES.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP
THE OTHERS, QUICK!
THE OLD LADY'S GONNA
LOSE HER COOKIES
OVER THIS ONE.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
DO SOMETHING!
STOP THOSE BIRDS!
YES, SIR, MOM.
EASY AS PIE.
GET IT? PIE?
JUST GET THE BIRDS!
I'LL BOP YOUR HEAD LATER.
COME HERE, YOU STUPID BIRD!
OUCH!
MY BIRDS!
COME BACK,
YOU FEATHERED FREAKS!
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET
MY SHIPMENT OUT IN TIME.
HEY. HOW ABOUT WE
JUST TURN UP THE POWER
ON THE MAGNET
AND ATTRACT A WHOLE
BUNCH OF NEW BIRDIES?
NOW, TODDIE, WHAT DID MOMMY SAY
ABOUT TURNING UP
THE ELECTROMAGNET?
UM...DON'T DO IT?
RIGHT!
OUCH!
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
SO YOU'LL REMEMBER
NOT TO FORGET.
AN ELECTROMAGNET!
THAT'S WHAT'S
ATTRACTING THE BIRDS.
GOLLY, I'LL BET IT WAS
THEIR ELECTROMAGNET
THAT THREW THE RANGER WING
OFF COURSE, TOO.
WOW. MAYBE THIS CASE
IS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.
COME ON.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
THAT MAGNET.
-[GRUNTING]
-WHAT'S THAT?
MIDGE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU SHOULD HAVE ESCAPED
WITH THE REST OF THE BIRDS.
I WANTED TO SAVE
YOUR HAT, MR. CHIP, SIR.
IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO.
GADGET:
ACCORDING TO MY INSTRUMENTS,
THE MAGNET IS
SOMEWHERE CLOSE BY.
VERY CLOSE BY.
I BETTER DO SOMETHING
TO GET MAMA SOME MORE BIRDIES.
GADGET: UH-OH!
THE MAGNET'S SO STRONG,
I CAN'T CONTROL
THE RANGER WING.
I'M GONNA GET MAMA
A MILLION BIRDS,
A JILLION BIRDS,
A KAZILLION BIRDS!
-AAH!
-AAH!
UH-OH. MAMA SAID DON'T TURN UP
THE MAGNET TOO HIGH.
CRIKEY!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
I CAN'T CONTROL IT!
OH NO!
WE DIDN'T MAKE IT.
WE'RE GHOSTS!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
AWFUL!
DON'T BE SILLY, DALE.
YOU'RE NOT A GHOST.
YOU'RE A DOUGHBOY.
OH, THANK YOU, CHIP!
THANK YOU!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHEN THE MIRROR PANELS
TURNED AWAY FROM THE SUN,
THE ELECTROMAGNET
LOST ITS ENERGY SOURCE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF WE TURNED
THE MIRRORS STRAIGHT UP,
TO CATCH THE DESERT'S
NOON-DAY SUN,
IT MIGHT MAKE THE MAGNET
POWERFUL ENOUGH TO PULL IN
A FULL-SIZE AIRPLANE.
BONZER IDEA,
GADGET!
THAT'D BRING A POLICEMAN
OR TWO OUT HERE, I'D WAGER.
UH-OH. GOT A BONZER IDEA
HOW TO GET RID OF THEM?
DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE NOT GOING
TO HURT YOU.
WE'RE JUST GONNA BITE
YOUR LITTLE HEADS OFF.
RUN!
DALE, MONTY,
YOU DISTRACT THESE CATS,
WHILE, GADGET, ZIPPER
AND I FIND THE MASTER CONTROL
OF THE MAGNET.
YOU WANT ME
TO T-TAKE CARE
OF THE C-CATS, CHIPPER?
DON'T DO IT FOR ME, MONTY.
DO IT FOR MIDGE.
THOSE EYES OUGHT
TO BE REGISTERED
AS LETHAL WEAPONS.
ALL RIGHT! THIS FACTORY
AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE FOUR OF US.
I COULDN'T
AGREE MORE,
CHEESE BREATH.
UH, RIGHT.
SO, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US.
♪ WHEN THE PIES
WERE OPEN ♪
♪ THE BIRDS BEGAN
TO SING ♪
♪ SWEENEY GIRL,
YOU'RE FINALLY ♪
♪ RICHER THAN THE QUEEN ♪
THERE'S
THE CONTROL PANEL, CHIP.
BUT HOW ARE
WE GOING TO GET UP THERE?
CHIP:
WE NEED THAT SPOON.
I'LL GET IT, SIR.
MIDGE! WHAT ARE YOU--?
EEEK!
GOOD WORK, MIDGE.
GET AWAY! SHOO!
OH, I'VE GOT A CUPCAKE
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
HERE WE GO!
NOW IF I CAN JUST GET
THESE CONTROLS TO MOVE.
THE LITTLE GUY'S GOT
SOME KIND OF DEATH WISH,
DOESN'T HE?
COME ON, MATE!
PUT 'EM UP!
I'LL GIVE YOU
THE OLD WOMBAT TWO!
[YOWL]
GOOD SHOW, MONTEREY!
[GROWLS]
THESE MIRRORS
ARE GREAT!
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF MY CHEDDAR BELLY!
I MUST HAVE A 6-INCH WAIST.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHERE'D ALL THESE
RODENTS COME FROM?
MAMA WILL BE MIGHTY MAD
IF SHE FINDS OUT THERE'S
RATS IN HER FACTORY.
I BETTER GET RID OF THEM.
THERE! WE DID IT!
IT WON'T BE LONG
BEFORE THE PLANES
START TO LAND.
RIGHT, BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
WE'D BETTER TAKE OFF.
OH NO! IT'S NOT WORKING!
TOO MANY OF THE MIRRORS
ARE BROKEN.
WHAT NOW?
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
MORE MIRRORS.
AHA! GOTCHA!
[CRASH]
HUH?
GOOD WORK, CHIP.
UH-OH.
WHY, YOU LITTLE--
WHOA!
LOOK OUT, MAMA!
GADGET:
LOOK! OUR MIRRORS!
WE'VE GOT TO GET THESE
PIE TINS AROUND THE STATUE.
TRY TO COVER THE GROUND
WITH THEM!
I HOPE THE ELECTROMAGNET
KICKS IN SOON, GADGET.
WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP
FOREVER.
TIME TO LAND ALREADY?
BUT THIS CAN'T BE BURBANK.
THE AIR'S TOO CLEAN.
HEADQUARTERS,
THIS HERE IS THE SHERIFF.
THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOME UNUSUAL FLIGHT ACTIVITY
AROUND THE SWEENEY FACTORY.
I'M CHECKING IT OUT.
THAT'S ALL OF THEM, GADGET.
FORGET ABOUT ME, YOU IDIOT,
AND TURN OFF THAT MAGNET!
OUT OF MY WAY, VARMINTS!
WHOA!
MAMA!
GRACIOUS! IT'S A SHAME
THEY WASTED
A GOOD NAME LIKE DUMBO
ON AN ELEPHANT.
WHOA!
HI, MAMA!
HEY, I MADE A JOKE! HI?
HIGH?
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BOP ME
ON THE HEAD FOR THAT ONE.
OW!
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LET GO
OF YOUR SLINGSHOT, BOY?
HUH?
OH!
GOOD IDEA.
WHOA!
[CRASH]
EVERY FAMILY TREE
HAS ITS SAP.
HEY, MA.
MAYBE NOW YOU CAN RELAX
SINCE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
GET IT? A REST?
SHERIFF,
DO ME A FAVOR
AND BOP HIM
ON THE HEAD.
WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD
OF THIS DOWN AT HEADQUARTERS.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST CASE WE'VE
EVER HAD AROUND THESE PARTS.
HEAR THAT, CHIP?
WE SOLVED THE BIGGEST CASE
THEY'VE EVER HAD AROUND
THESE PARTS.
YEP. BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE
HOW BIG A CASE IS, GADGET.
SOMETIMES THE LITTLE CASES
ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES.
AND RIGHT NOW,
OUR MOST IMPORTANT JOB
IS TO GET MIDGE
TO CAPISTRANO.