Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988–1990): Season 2, Episode 22 - Seer No Evil - full transcript
The Rescue Rangers visit Cassandra, a fortune-telling Gypsy moth.
♪♪
♪ Sometimes some crimes
♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks
♪ But these two gumshoes
♪ Are pickin' up the slack
♪ There's no case too big,
no case too small
♪ When you need help,
just call
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ No, no, it never fails
♪ 'Cause once
they're involved
♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ No, no, it never fails
♪ They'll take the clues
♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING AND SCREAMING)
Are you all right?
(STAMMERING)
Sure. Fine.
WOMAN ANNOUNCER:
Please exit to your left.
(ALL CHATTERING)
If they'd straightened
the angle out
on that last curve,
we'd have seen
some real speed.
That fake speed was
plenty for me, Gadget.
Waltzing Matildas!
That had more twists
than the Sydney Snake
Stampede of '66.
Yeah.
Let's do it again.
(SLURPING)
I know. Let's us ride
the Cosmic Jackhammer first
and then go on
the Jerk 'n Whirl.
Right.
Just as soon as my stomach
gets off that last ride.
I don't believe it.
It's Cassie.
I haven't
seen her in years.
Who?
MONTEREY: Cassandra,
the fortunetelling
gypsy moth.
CHIP: Come on, Monterey.
No one can
see the future.
Cassandra can.
She once told me
I was going on
a trip through time,
and the very next day
I fell off
a grandfather clock.
Oh, brother.
Oh, come on, Chip.
This'll be fun.
Wow! I can hardly wait
to learn my future.
I think
this is silly.
Well,
I'm curious.
CASSANDRA: And I am Cassandra.
How may I help you?
Cassie?
Oh, my crystals!
Monterey Jack,
is that you?
She should know.
She's the fortuneteller.
Shh!
Monterey,
it has been so much time
since we were last together.
And, Zipper, I see
you are just as
handsome as ever.
(SQUEAKING)
And you're as pretty
as a plate full of Parmesan,
Cassie.
I brought me pals here.
Do not tell me.
They want I should
tell their fortunes.
Gosh, that's ESP.
More like EZ guess.
So, you do not believe
in the future, huh?
The future? Huh!
I'll believe it
when I see it.
Ah, but I can see it now.
So tell us, Cassie.
What do you see?
Monterey Jack, you will
shortly get a pink fur coat.
Well, not quite in line
with me fashion sense.
Are you sure
that Monty gets a pink coat?
Maybe I do.
No. Monterey gets
a pink coat,
and you get
a tall, dark stranger.
I don't like
the sound of that.
A tall,
dark stranger?
Golly!
And one of you will fly.
Let me guess.
-(SQUEAKING)
-CASSANDRA: Without wings.
-You.
-Me?
Maybe now you'll believe
that you can't believe her.
Um. Excuse me, Cassandra,
but don't you see
anything for Chip?
I will look again.
I've seen this before.
MONTEREY: It's an ancient
Roman vision fit.
Here. It's a Julius Seizure!
These visions
are never wrong.
Before the next sun rises,
Chip will follow
a bear with two tails
who will dance
with a tiger.
I'll what with who?
He will fall from
a circle of light
and only a flying horse
can save him.
Finally, you will walk
under an elephant,
and the trunk will fall,
and... And...
ALL: And? And?
(SPLUTTERING)
Then all is darkness.
No, Cassie.
Not me little pally, Chip.
Ooh.
This is serious.
I'd better get more
elephant repellent.
Oh, come on.
You guys don't believe
this stuff, do you?
Thanks for the show,
Cassie.
I think I'm ready
for the Jerk 'n Whirl now.
Please, Cassie,
say it ain't so.
By dawn,
your friend will be...
(SPUTTERING)
I am very sorry.
But that's the way
the crystal ball bounces.
What a bunch of baloney.
A bear with two tails?
Dancing with a tiger?
Don't forget
about being smashed
by an elephant.
That Cassie has
amazing powers
of intuitive...
Cheesening!
Oh, no!
Another cheese attack.
CHIP: It's the pizza.
Cheese.
(SLURPING)
(SIGHING)
(SCREAMING)
Do you think
he's all right?
Nothin' more right
than a mouse
full of mozzarella.
(SLURPING)
And this cotton candy
ain't bad, either.
Hey! Easy, Zipper.
Oh, no!
The pink fur coat.
Crikeys, kiddo.
You're right.
Just like
Cassandra predicted.
That's not a fur coat.
That's cotton candy.
Well,
it does look furry and...
And it is pink.
Cassandra was right.
Cassandra was lucky.
Did someone mention luck?
Try your luck at this.
Just knock the thimbles
off the stand
and pick a prize.
Now we'll have some fun.
I'll win a prize
for you, Gadget.
Golly, that's
sweet of you, Chip.
I'll show you
how to win a prize.
Oh, yeah?
You couldn't hit
the side of a barn
if it fell on you.
I could, too.
Hey, you big ape,
watch where you're going.
Honestly!
Even strangers can be polite.
Crikeys! You mean tall,
dark strangers.
The tall, dark stranger!
GADGET: Just like
Cassandra predicted.
Not those predictions again.
That's it.
We're going home.
I knew
you'd see it my way.
No elephant's gonna
fall on you there.
CHIP: That's it.
We're staying.
Which game
would you like
to play, son?
All of them.
Well, then,
let's get started.
Try the dart booth. Everybody
wins at the dart booth.
Daddy,
let's play that one.
Y'all play, y'all win.
It's that easy.
Just relax
and let 'em fly.
Kid, you're a natural.
Why, just look
at that curve.
Nothing's going
to happen to me.
But, Chip,
Cassandra's never wrong.
CHIP: I'll believe
that gypsy moth when
Dale starts flying.
(SCREAMING)
Does that count?
Get me down!
MAN: Good aim, son.
Look,
that magnet made the darts
hit the bull's-eye.
MONTEREY: And it made Dale
look like he was flyin'.
But why would anyone cheat
to make the customer win?
Maybe he's got
too many prizes.
I have a special prize
for you in back.
Hey, look at that bear.
(MONTEREY GASPING)
It's got two tails.
-Just like Cassandra said.
-Just like Cassandra said.
And one of them's
that monkey's tail.
Holiday's over.
Looks like we've got a case.
(SHRIEKS)
You have to go
back to headquarters.
It's the only way
we can keep you safe.
What are you talking about?
Look, Chipper, you may sneer
at Cassie's fortunetellin',
but she's been
right every time.
I got me pink coat.
But that was...
And Gadget met
her stranger.
Well, sure, but he...
And Dale flew.
Now your predictions
are startin'
and that means
sooner or later...
(SNIFFLING)
You're gonna get smashed
by an elephant's trunk.
Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger.
I'll be careful.
But I'm not going home
till we solve this thing.
Come on.
We have to catch
that little boy.
I just hope
we don't have to
rescue a Rescue Ranger.
(WHISPERING)
No elephants I can see.
I guess it's safe enough.
Monty,
get out of my way.
GADGET: Look,
the two-tailed bear.
Oh, me poor pally.
They're dancin'.
Maybe Cassandra was right.
Let's see what he's up to.
Come on.
The next prediction
called for
a circle of light.
Keep your peepers peeled.
Might have known
he'd be up to
monkey business.
Well, we're gonna put him
out of business.
Rescue Rangers, away!
MONTEREY: The circle of light.
Chip!
ALL: Chip!
Chip!
(SQUEAKING)
(ZIPPER GRUNTING)
I hope you had
your vitamins today.
MONTEREY:
We're comin', Chipper.
Hit it, Gadget.
You did it, Monterey.
It's all in the wrist...
Uh, Glove.
Phew!
Thanks, gang.
I owe you one.
But that was close,
too close.
Cassandra said you would
fall from a circle of light.
She was right.
But you saved me,
not some flying horse.
Look out!
Well, what do you call that?
And it flew well enough
to save you.
The predictions were right.
First the two tails,
then tiger dancin',
then your fall,
then...
(SPUTTERING)
SPINELLI: This teddy bear
from your booth
was found at the scene
of the attempted
robbery tonight.
And all the people
who were robbed
this last week
said they had
been to this carnival
and had won teddy bears
from your booth.
KIRBY: But you're
sayin' you don't know
anything about the break-ins.
I've been too busy givin' away
these magnificent prizes,
Officers.
I bet that monkey's
been behind
the other robberies, too.
Since you had
nothin' to do
with the robberies,
you won't mind
if we take a real
good look around,
will you?
Well, of course not,
Officers.
Mi carnival es su
carnival.
Come back anytime,
Officers.
Everybody's a winner here.
That's our cue to skedaddle,
Abbadabba.
Whenever the cops
get this close,
it's time to pack the bags
and chase the Greyhound.
It'll take them cops hours
to track down the loot,
if they ever do.
I've got to tell the others.
MONTEREY:
Are you sure, Cassie?
I mean,
maybe you made a mistake.
I am sorry, Monterey,
but I saw what I saw.
Would you give me
a hand, Zipper?
First there was elephant,
then your friend was
crushed by trunk.
Isn't there
anything I can do?
No. Elephant, trunk...
(SPUTTERING)
But--But, Cassandra,
he's my best friend.
I know.
I saw that, too.
Hey, guys.
Quigley and that monkey
have gone to get their loot.
That means they're making
their getaway. Let's go.
Chipper, no!
All we have to do
is show the loot
to the police.
But the--
But the prediction!
I'll be careful.
The police will
do all the work.
We'll use the bears
to hide the loot.
As soon as we get
enough loot sacks,
we'll grab the goods
and hightail it out of here.
Looks like he's
hidden the loot
somewhere else.
Well, I just hope
we can get to it
before the police leave.
(LAUGHING) Now it's time
to collect our prizes.
QUIGLEY: Whoever said
crime wasn't fun,
huh, Abbadabba?
(MECHANICAL LAUGHTER)
I bet we could nab
those crooks ourselves.
Chip, you said
you'd be careful.
No silly prediction
about an elephant trunk
is gonna keep me
from being a Rescue Ranger.
(GASPING)
CHIP:
It's the elephant's trunk!
Cassandra's last prediction.
Oh, well, let's go.
You're too close
to that thing as is.
(SPUTTERING)
I want you out
of...range.
But I could...
We can handle it.
We'll just make
a trail of loot
for the police to find.
Zipper, you stay out here
and take care of my buddy.
(SQUEAKING)
Well, okay.
Rescue Rangers, away.
(MECHANICAL LAUGHTER)
Crikeys!
This place gives me
the fidgetin' willies.
Oh, Monty,
it's just our images
distorted by
the refraction angle
of the wavy glass.
(SCREAMS)
Monty, be careful.
That staircase looks
(MONTEREY SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
suspicious.
Remember,
this is a fun house.
(GROANING)
So when does the fun start?
I can hear them.
Follow me.
Do we have to?
(SCREAMING)
Monty, you're standing
on the trigger.
DALE: Wait, I can see them.
Oh! Sorry, pally.
(CRASHING)
They're on the other side
of the wall.
They'll be gone by the time
we make it through the maze.
Not if we travel by air.
Those cops are dumber
than doorknobs.
They'd never think of lookin'
in a treasure chest
for the money.
Come on.
We gotta get this stuff
to the police.
GADGET: Dale!
(GASPS)
Hurry up with the...
What the hey?
Varmints in our booty.
CHIP: The police are leaving.
KIRBY: Uh, no way, Spinelli.
You're not bringin'
those chili dogs
into our squad car.
Why are they
taking so long?
Sorry, Zipper.
I have to go in
and help them.
I'm a Rescue Ranger.
(SQUEAKING)
I...
I made it.
Cassandra was wrong.
The elephant trunk
didn't fall.
Come on, Zipper.
We have a job to do.
QUIGLEY: Quit playin'
with those critters
and get on down here
and give me a hand.
DALE: They're getting away.
How are we gonna stop them
from inside here?
They're going to leave.
CHIP: Where are the others?
If we can tip it
over the edge,
(GRUNTS)
the fall should pop
the lock of the trunk.
We can't wait.
Let's go.
Did you say trunk?
Huh.
One less varmint
to worry about.
Let's go.
(SPUTTERING)
Zipper,
where's Chip?
(SQUEAKING)
(GASPING)
That's Chip's hat.
She didn't mean
an elephant's trunk.
(GASPING) She meant elephant,
then trunk.
Oh, Chip!
(SOBBING)
He wouldn't listen.
It was the predictions.
CHIP: Well, I've got
a prediction for you.
Chip?
One side, mates.
I predict I'll never go to
a fortuneteller again.
Oh, Chip! Chip, Chip, Chip!
Oh, Chip, oh, Chip!
Oh, Chip!
Oh!
Knew it all the time.
Can't live your life
by a gypsy prediction.
Thank goodness!
Well, let's get to work.
ALL: Rescue Rangers, away!
Rattle your slats, boy.
I wanna be
out of the county
by mornin'.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
Must have set it off
by accident.
(EXCLAIMS)
(QUIGLEY SCREAMING)
What the hey?
Well, I predict
we won't be seein' those two
for quite a while.
And I know the Rescue Rangers
will be together
for a long time, too.
Is that what
Cassandra told you?
Nope.
You don't need
a crystal ball
to see that.
♪ Sometimes some crimes
♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks
♪ But these two gumshoes
♪ Are pickin' up the slack
♪ There's no case too big,
no case too small
♪ When you need help,
just call
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ No, no, it never fails
♪ 'Cause once
they're involved
♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ No, no, it never fails
♪ They'll take the clues
♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING AND SCREAMING)
Are you all right?
(STAMMERING)
Sure. Fine.
WOMAN ANNOUNCER:
Please exit to your left.
(ALL CHATTERING)
If they'd straightened
the angle out
on that last curve,
we'd have seen
some real speed.
That fake speed was
plenty for me, Gadget.
Waltzing Matildas!
That had more twists
than the Sydney Snake
Stampede of '66.
Yeah.
Let's do it again.
(SLURPING)
I know. Let's us ride
the Cosmic Jackhammer first
and then go on
the Jerk 'n Whirl.
Right.
Just as soon as my stomach
gets off that last ride.
I don't believe it.
It's Cassie.
I haven't
seen her in years.
Who?
MONTEREY: Cassandra,
the fortunetelling
gypsy moth.
CHIP: Come on, Monterey.
No one can
see the future.
Cassandra can.
She once told me
I was going on
a trip through time,
and the very next day
I fell off
a grandfather clock.
Oh, brother.
Oh, come on, Chip.
This'll be fun.
Wow! I can hardly wait
to learn my future.
I think
this is silly.
Well,
I'm curious.
CASSANDRA: And I am Cassandra.
How may I help you?
Cassie?
Oh, my crystals!
Monterey Jack,
is that you?
She should know.
She's the fortuneteller.
Shh!
Monterey,
it has been so much time
since we were last together.
And, Zipper, I see
you are just as
handsome as ever.
(SQUEAKING)
And you're as pretty
as a plate full of Parmesan,
Cassie.
I brought me pals here.
Do not tell me.
They want I should
tell their fortunes.
Gosh, that's ESP.
More like EZ guess.
So, you do not believe
in the future, huh?
The future? Huh!
I'll believe it
when I see it.
Ah, but I can see it now.
So tell us, Cassie.
What do you see?
Monterey Jack, you will
shortly get a pink fur coat.
Well, not quite in line
with me fashion sense.
Are you sure
that Monty gets a pink coat?
Maybe I do.
No. Monterey gets
a pink coat,
and you get
a tall, dark stranger.
I don't like
the sound of that.
A tall,
dark stranger?
Golly!
And one of you will fly.
Let me guess.
-(SQUEAKING)
-CASSANDRA: Without wings.
-You.
-Me?
Maybe now you'll believe
that you can't believe her.
Um. Excuse me, Cassandra,
but don't you see
anything for Chip?
I will look again.
I've seen this before.
MONTEREY: It's an ancient
Roman vision fit.
Here. It's a Julius Seizure!
These visions
are never wrong.
Before the next sun rises,
Chip will follow
a bear with two tails
who will dance
with a tiger.
I'll what with who?
He will fall from
a circle of light
and only a flying horse
can save him.
Finally, you will walk
under an elephant,
and the trunk will fall,
and... And...
ALL: And? And?
(SPLUTTERING)
Then all is darkness.
No, Cassie.
Not me little pally, Chip.
Ooh.
This is serious.
I'd better get more
elephant repellent.
Oh, come on.
You guys don't believe
this stuff, do you?
Thanks for the show,
Cassie.
I think I'm ready
for the Jerk 'n Whirl now.
Please, Cassie,
say it ain't so.
By dawn,
your friend will be...
(SPUTTERING)
I am very sorry.
But that's the way
the crystal ball bounces.
What a bunch of baloney.
A bear with two tails?
Dancing with a tiger?
Don't forget
about being smashed
by an elephant.
That Cassie has
amazing powers
of intuitive...
Cheesening!
Oh, no!
Another cheese attack.
CHIP: It's the pizza.
Cheese.
(SLURPING)
(SIGHING)
(SCREAMING)
Do you think
he's all right?
Nothin' more right
than a mouse
full of mozzarella.
(SLURPING)
And this cotton candy
ain't bad, either.
Hey! Easy, Zipper.
Oh, no!
The pink fur coat.
Crikeys, kiddo.
You're right.
Just like
Cassandra predicted.
That's not a fur coat.
That's cotton candy.
Well,
it does look furry and...
And it is pink.
Cassandra was right.
Cassandra was lucky.
Did someone mention luck?
Try your luck at this.
Just knock the thimbles
off the stand
and pick a prize.
Now we'll have some fun.
I'll win a prize
for you, Gadget.
Golly, that's
sweet of you, Chip.
I'll show you
how to win a prize.
Oh, yeah?
You couldn't hit
the side of a barn
if it fell on you.
I could, too.
Hey, you big ape,
watch where you're going.
Honestly!
Even strangers can be polite.
Crikeys! You mean tall,
dark strangers.
The tall, dark stranger!
GADGET: Just like
Cassandra predicted.
Not those predictions again.
That's it.
We're going home.
I knew
you'd see it my way.
No elephant's gonna
fall on you there.
CHIP: That's it.
We're staying.
Which game
would you like
to play, son?
All of them.
Well, then,
let's get started.
Try the dart booth. Everybody
wins at the dart booth.
Daddy,
let's play that one.
Y'all play, y'all win.
It's that easy.
Just relax
and let 'em fly.
Kid, you're a natural.
Why, just look
at that curve.
Nothing's going
to happen to me.
But, Chip,
Cassandra's never wrong.
CHIP: I'll believe
that gypsy moth when
Dale starts flying.
(SCREAMING)
Does that count?
Get me down!
MAN: Good aim, son.
Look,
that magnet made the darts
hit the bull's-eye.
MONTEREY: And it made Dale
look like he was flyin'.
But why would anyone cheat
to make the customer win?
Maybe he's got
too many prizes.
I have a special prize
for you in back.
Hey, look at that bear.
(MONTEREY GASPING)
It's got two tails.
-Just like Cassandra said.
-Just like Cassandra said.
And one of them's
that monkey's tail.
Holiday's over.
Looks like we've got a case.
(SHRIEKS)
You have to go
back to headquarters.
It's the only way
we can keep you safe.
What are you talking about?
Look, Chipper, you may sneer
at Cassie's fortunetellin',
but she's been
right every time.
I got me pink coat.
But that was...
And Gadget met
her stranger.
Well, sure, but he...
And Dale flew.
Now your predictions
are startin'
and that means
sooner or later...
(SNIFFLING)
You're gonna get smashed
by an elephant's trunk.
Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger.
I'll be careful.
But I'm not going home
till we solve this thing.
Come on.
We have to catch
that little boy.
I just hope
we don't have to
rescue a Rescue Ranger.
(WHISPERING)
No elephants I can see.
I guess it's safe enough.
Monty,
get out of my way.
GADGET: Look,
the two-tailed bear.
Oh, me poor pally.
They're dancin'.
Maybe Cassandra was right.
Let's see what he's up to.
Come on.
The next prediction
called for
a circle of light.
Keep your peepers peeled.
Might have known
he'd be up to
monkey business.
Well, we're gonna put him
out of business.
Rescue Rangers, away!
MONTEREY: The circle of light.
Chip!
ALL: Chip!
Chip!
(SQUEAKING)
(ZIPPER GRUNTING)
I hope you had
your vitamins today.
MONTEREY:
We're comin', Chipper.
Hit it, Gadget.
You did it, Monterey.
It's all in the wrist...
Uh, Glove.
Phew!
Thanks, gang.
I owe you one.
But that was close,
too close.
Cassandra said you would
fall from a circle of light.
She was right.
But you saved me,
not some flying horse.
Look out!
Well, what do you call that?
And it flew well enough
to save you.
The predictions were right.
First the two tails,
then tiger dancin',
then your fall,
then...
(SPUTTERING)
SPINELLI: This teddy bear
from your booth
was found at the scene
of the attempted
robbery tonight.
And all the people
who were robbed
this last week
said they had
been to this carnival
and had won teddy bears
from your booth.
KIRBY: But you're
sayin' you don't know
anything about the break-ins.
I've been too busy givin' away
these magnificent prizes,
Officers.
I bet that monkey's
been behind
the other robberies, too.
Since you had
nothin' to do
with the robberies,
you won't mind
if we take a real
good look around,
will you?
Well, of course not,
Officers.
Mi carnival es su
carnival.
Come back anytime,
Officers.
Everybody's a winner here.
That's our cue to skedaddle,
Abbadabba.
Whenever the cops
get this close,
it's time to pack the bags
and chase the Greyhound.
It'll take them cops hours
to track down the loot,
if they ever do.
I've got to tell the others.
MONTEREY:
Are you sure, Cassie?
I mean,
maybe you made a mistake.
I am sorry, Monterey,
but I saw what I saw.
Would you give me
a hand, Zipper?
First there was elephant,
then your friend was
crushed by trunk.
Isn't there
anything I can do?
No. Elephant, trunk...
(SPUTTERING)
But--But, Cassandra,
he's my best friend.
I know.
I saw that, too.
Hey, guys.
Quigley and that monkey
have gone to get their loot.
That means they're making
their getaway. Let's go.
Chipper, no!
All we have to do
is show the loot
to the police.
But the--
But the prediction!
I'll be careful.
The police will
do all the work.
We'll use the bears
to hide the loot.
As soon as we get
enough loot sacks,
we'll grab the goods
and hightail it out of here.
Looks like he's
hidden the loot
somewhere else.
Well, I just hope
we can get to it
before the police leave.
(LAUGHING) Now it's time
to collect our prizes.
QUIGLEY: Whoever said
crime wasn't fun,
huh, Abbadabba?
(MECHANICAL LAUGHTER)
I bet we could nab
those crooks ourselves.
Chip, you said
you'd be careful.
No silly prediction
about an elephant trunk
is gonna keep me
from being a Rescue Ranger.
(GASPING)
CHIP:
It's the elephant's trunk!
Cassandra's last prediction.
Oh, well, let's go.
You're too close
to that thing as is.
(SPUTTERING)
I want you out
of...range.
But I could...
We can handle it.
We'll just make
a trail of loot
for the police to find.
Zipper, you stay out here
and take care of my buddy.
(SQUEAKING)
Well, okay.
Rescue Rangers, away.
(MECHANICAL LAUGHTER)
Crikeys!
This place gives me
the fidgetin' willies.
Oh, Monty,
it's just our images
distorted by
the refraction angle
of the wavy glass.
(SCREAMS)
Monty, be careful.
That staircase looks
(MONTEREY SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
suspicious.
Remember,
this is a fun house.
(GROANING)
So when does the fun start?
I can hear them.
Follow me.
Do we have to?
(SCREAMING)
Monty, you're standing
on the trigger.
DALE: Wait, I can see them.
Oh! Sorry, pally.
(CRASHING)
They're on the other side
of the wall.
They'll be gone by the time
we make it through the maze.
Not if we travel by air.
Those cops are dumber
than doorknobs.
They'd never think of lookin'
in a treasure chest
for the money.
Come on.
We gotta get this stuff
to the police.
GADGET: Dale!
(GASPS)
Hurry up with the...
What the hey?
Varmints in our booty.
CHIP: The police are leaving.
KIRBY: Uh, no way, Spinelli.
You're not bringin'
those chili dogs
into our squad car.
Why are they
taking so long?
Sorry, Zipper.
I have to go in
and help them.
I'm a Rescue Ranger.
(SQUEAKING)
I...
I made it.
Cassandra was wrong.
The elephant trunk
didn't fall.
Come on, Zipper.
We have a job to do.
QUIGLEY: Quit playin'
with those critters
and get on down here
and give me a hand.
DALE: They're getting away.
How are we gonna stop them
from inside here?
They're going to leave.
CHIP: Where are the others?
If we can tip it
over the edge,
(GRUNTS)
the fall should pop
the lock of the trunk.
We can't wait.
Let's go.
Did you say trunk?
Huh.
One less varmint
to worry about.
Let's go.
(SPUTTERING)
Zipper,
where's Chip?
(SQUEAKING)
(GASPING)
That's Chip's hat.
She didn't mean
an elephant's trunk.
(GASPING) She meant elephant,
then trunk.
Oh, Chip!
(SOBBING)
He wouldn't listen.
It was the predictions.
CHIP: Well, I've got
a prediction for you.
Chip?
One side, mates.
I predict I'll never go to
a fortuneteller again.
Oh, Chip! Chip, Chip, Chip!
Oh, Chip, oh, Chip!
Oh, Chip!
Oh!
Knew it all the time.
Can't live your life
by a gypsy prediction.
Thank goodness!
Well, let's get to work.
ALL: Rescue Rangers, away!
Rattle your slats, boy.
I wanna be
out of the county
by mornin'.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
Must have set it off
by accident.
(EXCLAIMS)
(QUIGLEY SCREAMING)
What the hey?
Well, I predict
we won't be seein' those two
for quite a while.
And I know the Rescue Rangers
will be together
for a long time, too.
Is that what
Cassandra told you?
Nope.
You don't need
a crystal ball
to see that.