Chewing Gum (2015–2017): Season 1, Episode 1 - Sex and Violence - full transcript
Brought up in the church Tracey is impatient to have sex with her chaste, religious boyfriend Ronald but is distracted when she meets the handsome, would-be poet Connor. Her attempts to look sexy on a restaurant date only shock Ronald so she dumps him after he is hit by a car and goes after Connor. Tracey's raunchy friend Candice, on the other hand, has no inhibitions, exhausting boyfriend Aaron with her strict demands
Heavenly Father,
thank you for saving us
by the blood of the Lamb
your son Jesus Christ.
Without you
we are nothing but sinners.
Thank you for unity, yes, Lord.
Thank you, Jesus.
My mum was going to call me Alyssa
which means "sweet angel" in Indian,
but when I come out, she looked
at me and she called me Tracey.
"Tracey"... I mean, sounds like
I eat bacon sarnies or have sex
at the back of the bus,
I don't eat pork, man,
and I don't even want to have sex
with my boyfriend in a bedroom.
Excuse me, I'm... I'm trying to pray
with my life partner, so...
..For keeping Tracey and I united
in six years of courtship.
For preserving our virginity
thus far...
Yes, Lord.
Yes, Lord.
Oh, Ron!
Yeah... Oh, wow!
..For preserving our virginity
thus far.
Your word says a whore is a deep
ditch and a strange woman
is a narrow pit...
..to stay virginal till marriage
and we will wait until we die
if it brings you glory.
Amen.
Amen!
Tracey?
Amen.
Ah, tired already.
Its only gone 12.
Probably going to have a nap now,
so... You always nap when I'm here.
Yeah. I told you it's
because of my... my....
Your anaemia, yeah.
I just really like spending time
with you.
Hey... chin up!
Where's the chin? Here's the chin.
There's the chin. There it is. Good.
Don't be desperate.
No, don't be desperate, sorry.
Yeah...
Sometimes he just lets me stay
and watch him sleep.
I could never let him do that,
cos when I sleep I get wet dreams.
I'll just be having
a normal kind of sexy dream.
Oh, Jay Z, don't you dare!
It gets too intense. And then...
I squirt blood, out my nostrils.
Fuck you, fuck your mums!
Man's soul is void,
like the universe got...
Ah...!
What is he doing?
The universe...
Who are you talking to?
Wow!
Nah, I'm...
I'm writing my poetry.
What the fuck, man?
Listen, delete me from your contacts.
Delete me from your contacts...
Mum!
You got a shift in the shop, yeah?
Yeah, yeah. Later. Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen you with the hat.
You sort of look like a maid, like
a modern, liberated slave sort of thing.
No, er, that doesn't...
Er... when you wear the hat...
I like... you're not my maid,
you're not a maid...
I like you...
I like the shop hat...
Oh...
Wh-what are you doing?
Letting you in.
Cool. Cheers, mate.
There.
You hearing me?
Listen, mate. You're definitely
missing my party to break your hymen.
It's just dinner with Ronald.
You have a party every week.
I'm not even upset, I'm proud.
It's time.
Candice, I'm 24, I'm a virgin, yes,
that doesn't mean I have to want to
have sex with my boyfriend, yeah?
You don't have to, you can bang
someone on Tinder, it's free!
Set the thing to find someone
in your borough and walk. A Tinder
bang isn't even bus fare, bruv!
Candice is like the buffest girl I've ever
seen on the whole of my estate,
but she's got learning difficulties
so it sort of balances it out,
so like, I can be best friends with her,
and I'm not jealous or anything.
You know if you leave it too long, it'll tear
when he enters you, you'll need stitches.
Well, thank God for the NHS, then,
innit?
Babe, let me give you a makeover, you
won't get the D looking like that.
Candice, I don't want the D
or one of your makeovers.
All right, as long as you aren't
lying to yourself.
Sex is overrated anyway.
Yeah, it's good when it's good, but it's
never exciting, like it's never a thrill...
Is it, um, Aaron?
He's very, you know, he's very...
I love you. I love you too.
You are an emblem of the sun.
Emblem of the sun, yeah, I know.
You're my feeling
of conscious presence.
I want him to have a firmer hand...
Course, man.
I want him to hold me down.
He's got to be there for you, man.
With his hands, like tighter,
and strangle me, like bear tight,
until I almost die but I don't...
I just do a big cum. You know?
Fuck 50 Shades Of Grey!
That's some vanilla shit!
I'm talking raw BDSM, bondage,
discipline, wanking, spanking...
Oh, yeah. I feel uncomfortable so...
Trace? No.
What are you doing?
This is my room, sis.
Thought you might want a shot
at taking the title. Oh.
Where's Mum?
Evangelising at the community hall.
My dear, your vagina is holy.
I will command Satan
to leave your nether regions today.
Fire, hallelujah, be gone.
Apparently, there's a hedonism-inspired
plot for a party tonight.
Here on the estate.
No, I think it's just Candice.
The devil'll be prowling round her
flat like a lion on a low-carb diet,
so probably better that we stay here
till tomorrow. Yeah.
Cynthia? Mmm?
What do you want from life?
Nothing.
I mean nothing else, just this.
No, come on, I mean like in
20 years' time, marriage, got kids,
something, something else?
I see... the three of us at the table
like every other day,
except we're really old...
Oh, and Mum... is, like...
really, really old. Oh, is she?
There's a bunch of bloody tissues near
your bed, do you want my period pad?
I don't mind sharing.
Oh!
Jay-Z!
I'm definitely going to bang Ronald.
Yeah!
Tonight.
Ronald is going to bang you
before starters.
Just remember all the shit I told you
and you'll be fine.
I don't know why I lied to myself,
I want it, I want it.
All right, I think I'm done.
I thought she was your friend?
She is. Nan!
OK, let me see, let me see,
let me see.
I love it.
It's like Beyonce. Is it?
My God, I'm nervous.
Start with the right levels of eye
contact and the rest'll be easy.
Yeah. It's the difference
between this... and this.
Wow!
It's the come-to-bed face.
Right. Neutral face.
Come-to-bed face.
OK, a little bit less.
I feel sick.
OK, OK, you remember how
to go in for the kiss, yeah?
No! No, Tracey.
Keep it light, keep it light, man!
You've got to make him think
he's in control. Yeah.
And when he gives in to you,
just sit on his face.
Er, what?
Just sit on his face.
Just perch on it, love.
Sit your bare pussy on his face.
If he doesn't open his mouth,
just hold his nose.
Like in the first aid.
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, Tracey!
Come on, be confident.
You're like fine wine.
What's between your legs has been
fermenting there for 24 years!
You're an asset.
Oh, thank you, Esther,
that means a lot, you know.
I feel a bit... like Oprah.
Oh...
Candice, if you want Aaron to hurt you,
you just need to make him angry.
Oh... I don't know about...
Have you tried laughing at him?
Ronald always gets angry when I
laugh at him. I'll think about it.
Yeah, thanks for this.
I love you!
Look, I throb so hard
it's like my vagina's got epilepsy,
so I really appreciate this.
Go, go, go!
And remember if all else fails,
get your tits out.
You good? Yeah... yeah.
Where's your hat?
It's, um, in my house.
OK.
OK.
Oh, fuck, mate, you all right?
Your nose is bleeding.
No, it's not, you idiot.
Hi!
Mmm! Oh!
Look, I've to go to the toilet,
but I'm scared you're going to try
and watch me walk as I leave...
That's the least of your worries.
Ron, you are terrible.
Sorry! What are you doing?
I like your...
Yeah...
Oh, shit, this feels good!
Pull it.
What?
Nothing.
I love you,
I'm not going to hurt you.
Dig your nails into my bum.
What?
Nothing.
Go on, slap it.
Oh, yeah!
Is something wrong?
No, it's cute, babe,
you make sex moans like a girl.
What?
You look... different.
I had a makeover.
You're fine the way you are.
Really?
How d'you mean?
Now you look worse.
I think about you a lot,
you know, Ron...
sometimes I'm like, "Aarrgh, what
can I do to get Ronald off my mind?"
You could study,
you could get a qualification?
Er... yeah.
Sign up for Bible study.
Actually, you'd be better off enrolling
in Soldier of Christ Boot Camp.
It's designed for people
who struggle with literacy.
It's got your name all over it.
Ron, you're like a brick wall!
If by brick you mean impenetrable
like Jesus, the epic superhero
of salvation, then, yeah.
Where is that prayer guide?
The man who wrote it
is doing this amazing retreat.
It's all about really listening
to Jesus.
It's a bit pricey, but they do have
discounts for, you know, the poor.
Yeah...
Oh, no, we're Christian.
But we're going to get married
anyway, so you might as well just
show me now that you want me, OK?
Just rub your private parts
on my private parts, OK,
nobody has to know.
God won't even care, OK,
it's just a little thing, OK?
I'm going to give you one tiny little
kiss, if we can just have one little kiss.
I'm coming towards you, OK,
I just want one kiss, OK, please.
Ow, man!
Sorry.
This thing that you want,
I don't want it, I would never want
to do that to you...
Don't make me sound like no paedophile,
it's not disgusting, it's normal.
What, it's normal to get a rope,
or a belt...
Tie up, spank, whip, suffocate,
scratch, all of that shit, yeah...
Aaron,
what are you going apeshit for?
The violence
is not without my consent.
I don't think we're going to come
to an agreement on this, babe.
Party, party! Candice, open up.
Come on, man! Oh, shit!
Oh, God, the party's started.
What's happened to you? Who are you?
I know it's bad.
Yesterday you were normal,
but today you're Barbie.
If Barbie rolled around in the mud
and turned into a negro.
I know, OK, I'm just scared, Ron.
We've been going out since I was 17
and we haven't done anything,
I don't think it's normal.
I haven't kissed you, I haven't held
you, I haven't sat on your face.
Why would you sit on my face?
I'm not sure.
Mate! I can practically smell
the sin oozing out of you.
Yeah, it's probably my perfume.
There I was,
trying to raise you out of poverty.
Boy, was I wrong!
Where you going?
To have you arrested
for sexual assault.
No, no, no, it was Esther,
I didn't know that's what it was.
To think I was actually going
to take you as a wife.
Oh, for my foolishness,
God strike me down now!
Ron, are you OK?
Can you hear me?
What have you done?
You're poison.
Get your nasty hands away from me.
Stay away.
Er, OK.
Where are you going?
Get back here now!
Yeah, can I have ambulance, please,
to Knowlson Street.
Go away! Yeah, near the police station.
Someone got knocked down by a car.
Come back.
No, no, I thought I knew him, but he's
definitely not who I thought he was...
Get back here.
Oh, yeah,
he's definitely still alive. OK.
Oh, you're here.
Right, listen...
Man's soul is void, like the universe got
boyd, hold up, my hearts destroyed.
It's some heavy stuff.
It's just rubbish.
Isn't ready, isn't ready...
You're back where you belong.
Let's grow old and play Ludo forever.
Let me breathe. Is it an asthma
attack? Let's stay here and pray.
Where are you going?
It's not safe out there,
the devil is prowling. Prowling!
You all right?
Cand said you were trying
for the big one?
I don't really want to talk.
I just... Aaron, he threw me out.
He was so disgusted by me
he threw me out the house.
He fucking what...?
Look, I know sexual harassment is
illegal, but it came from my heart.
He makes me feel like a freak
for expressing myself, or
like what I want to do is so wrong.
Yeah, but obviously, if it's like
violent painful stuff...
I don't care if I'm asking you
to slap me round the face,
you should be happy.
I express what I want,
and he goes apeshit?
He obviously don't love me.
I do love her. Course I do.
With all my heart.
I've... Oh, man.
Where are you going?
What the fuck, man?
What, I'm trying...
I want to try anything that makes
you happy, man, why ya vexed?
This is for when I'm wet, Aaron,
when I'm wet.
Oh, right, I was just so geared up.
Ah, baby, come in.
Slow steps, yeah?
We'll start off with just a scratch.
Yeah, I like that.
Do you want to take it
a little deeper? In the bedroom?
Come here, man.
Please protect me as I step
into this flat, sublet by Satan...
give me the power to save Tracey
from his worshippers.
Amen.
Sorry, I thought it was empty,
sorry.
I'm Connor.
You look nice.
Sit down if you want.
You all right?
Yeah, er... like, I don't know.
My boyfriend broke up with me
and then he died,
but I saw an ambulance on the way
so he's probably not dead...
I just...
Oh, my God!
I'm going to take this off.
OK, you're taking it off.
Oh, are you all right?
Oh, yeah, it's fine.
It's because I really like you.
I get nosebleeds.
It's fine.
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, get it off.
Yeah...
Very good.
OK...
Oh!
OK...
Yes.
More of that, please. Yeah? Yeah.
Shake them.
Oh, God, that feels nice.
Great!
Man's soul is a void, like the
universe got Boyd. Yeah, got Boyd.
Got Boyd!
Oh, wait, wait...
Oh!
Oh, God!
It's brilliant...!
Oh, ow!
Sorry,
I've just always wanted to do that.
Yeah?
OK. Almost there...
Done!
I don't remember if I was supposed
to wear clothes for this bit or not.
Was it...? No, it's too late.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't know. What...?
Did you hear that?
No...
Did you like that?
Uh, yeah. Not really.
Yeah, me neither. Yeah.
My face is not to be sat on.
thank you for saving us
by the blood of the Lamb
your son Jesus Christ.
Without you
we are nothing but sinners.
Thank you for unity, yes, Lord.
Thank you, Jesus.
My mum was going to call me Alyssa
which means "sweet angel" in Indian,
but when I come out, she looked
at me and she called me Tracey.
"Tracey"... I mean, sounds like
I eat bacon sarnies or have sex
at the back of the bus,
I don't eat pork, man,
and I don't even want to have sex
with my boyfriend in a bedroom.
Excuse me, I'm... I'm trying to pray
with my life partner, so...
..For keeping Tracey and I united
in six years of courtship.
For preserving our virginity
thus far...
Yes, Lord.
Yes, Lord.
Oh, Ron!
Yeah... Oh, wow!
..For preserving our virginity
thus far.
Your word says a whore is a deep
ditch and a strange woman
is a narrow pit...
..to stay virginal till marriage
and we will wait until we die
if it brings you glory.
Amen.
Amen!
Tracey?
Amen.
Ah, tired already.
Its only gone 12.
Probably going to have a nap now,
so... You always nap when I'm here.
Yeah. I told you it's
because of my... my....
Your anaemia, yeah.
I just really like spending time
with you.
Hey... chin up!
Where's the chin? Here's the chin.
There's the chin. There it is. Good.
Don't be desperate.
No, don't be desperate, sorry.
Yeah...
Sometimes he just lets me stay
and watch him sleep.
I could never let him do that,
cos when I sleep I get wet dreams.
I'll just be having
a normal kind of sexy dream.
Oh, Jay Z, don't you dare!
It gets too intense. And then...
I squirt blood, out my nostrils.
Fuck you, fuck your mums!
Man's soul is void,
like the universe got...
Ah...!
What is he doing?
The universe...
Who are you talking to?
Wow!
Nah, I'm...
I'm writing my poetry.
What the fuck, man?
Listen, delete me from your contacts.
Delete me from your contacts...
Mum!
You got a shift in the shop, yeah?
Yeah, yeah. Later. Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen you with the hat.
You sort of look like a maid, like
a modern, liberated slave sort of thing.
No, er, that doesn't...
Er... when you wear the hat...
I like... you're not my maid,
you're not a maid...
I like you...
I like the shop hat...
Oh...
Wh-what are you doing?
Letting you in.
Cool. Cheers, mate.
There.
You hearing me?
Listen, mate. You're definitely
missing my party to break your hymen.
It's just dinner with Ronald.
You have a party every week.
I'm not even upset, I'm proud.
It's time.
Candice, I'm 24, I'm a virgin, yes,
that doesn't mean I have to want to
have sex with my boyfriend, yeah?
You don't have to, you can bang
someone on Tinder, it's free!
Set the thing to find someone
in your borough and walk. A Tinder
bang isn't even bus fare, bruv!
Candice is like the buffest girl I've ever
seen on the whole of my estate,
but she's got learning difficulties
so it sort of balances it out,
so like, I can be best friends with her,
and I'm not jealous or anything.
You know if you leave it too long, it'll tear
when he enters you, you'll need stitches.
Well, thank God for the NHS, then,
innit?
Babe, let me give you a makeover, you
won't get the D looking like that.
Candice, I don't want the D
or one of your makeovers.
All right, as long as you aren't
lying to yourself.
Sex is overrated anyway.
Yeah, it's good when it's good, but it's
never exciting, like it's never a thrill...
Is it, um, Aaron?
He's very, you know, he's very...
I love you. I love you too.
You are an emblem of the sun.
Emblem of the sun, yeah, I know.
You're my feeling
of conscious presence.
I want him to have a firmer hand...
Course, man.
I want him to hold me down.
He's got to be there for you, man.
With his hands, like tighter,
and strangle me, like bear tight,
until I almost die but I don't...
I just do a big cum. You know?
Fuck 50 Shades Of Grey!
That's some vanilla shit!
I'm talking raw BDSM, bondage,
discipline, wanking, spanking...
Oh, yeah. I feel uncomfortable so...
Trace? No.
What are you doing?
This is my room, sis.
Thought you might want a shot
at taking the title. Oh.
Where's Mum?
Evangelising at the community hall.
My dear, your vagina is holy.
I will command Satan
to leave your nether regions today.
Fire, hallelujah, be gone.
Apparently, there's a hedonism-inspired
plot for a party tonight.
Here on the estate.
No, I think it's just Candice.
The devil'll be prowling round her
flat like a lion on a low-carb diet,
so probably better that we stay here
till tomorrow. Yeah.
Cynthia? Mmm?
What do you want from life?
Nothing.
I mean nothing else, just this.
No, come on, I mean like in
20 years' time, marriage, got kids,
something, something else?
I see... the three of us at the table
like every other day,
except we're really old...
Oh, and Mum... is, like...
really, really old. Oh, is she?
There's a bunch of bloody tissues near
your bed, do you want my period pad?
I don't mind sharing.
Oh!
Jay-Z!
I'm definitely going to bang Ronald.
Yeah!
Tonight.
Ronald is going to bang you
before starters.
Just remember all the shit I told you
and you'll be fine.
I don't know why I lied to myself,
I want it, I want it.
All right, I think I'm done.
I thought she was your friend?
She is. Nan!
OK, let me see, let me see,
let me see.
I love it.
It's like Beyonce. Is it?
My God, I'm nervous.
Start with the right levels of eye
contact and the rest'll be easy.
Yeah. It's the difference
between this... and this.
Wow!
It's the come-to-bed face.
Right. Neutral face.
Come-to-bed face.
OK, a little bit less.
I feel sick.
OK, OK, you remember how
to go in for the kiss, yeah?
No! No, Tracey.
Keep it light, keep it light, man!
You've got to make him think
he's in control. Yeah.
And when he gives in to you,
just sit on his face.
Er, what?
Just sit on his face.
Just perch on it, love.
Sit your bare pussy on his face.
If he doesn't open his mouth,
just hold his nose.
Like in the first aid.
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, Tracey!
Come on, be confident.
You're like fine wine.
What's between your legs has been
fermenting there for 24 years!
You're an asset.
Oh, thank you, Esther,
that means a lot, you know.
I feel a bit... like Oprah.
Oh...
Candice, if you want Aaron to hurt you,
you just need to make him angry.
Oh... I don't know about...
Have you tried laughing at him?
Ronald always gets angry when I
laugh at him. I'll think about it.
Yeah, thanks for this.
I love you!
Look, I throb so hard
it's like my vagina's got epilepsy,
so I really appreciate this.
Go, go, go!
And remember if all else fails,
get your tits out.
You good? Yeah... yeah.
Where's your hat?
It's, um, in my house.
OK.
OK.
Oh, fuck, mate, you all right?
Your nose is bleeding.
No, it's not, you idiot.
Hi!
Mmm! Oh!
Look, I've to go to the toilet,
but I'm scared you're going to try
and watch me walk as I leave...
That's the least of your worries.
Ron, you are terrible.
Sorry! What are you doing?
I like your...
Yeah...
Oh, shit, this feels good!
Pull it.
What?
Nothing.
I love you,
I'm not going to hurt you.
Dig your nails into my bum.
What?
Nothing.
Go on, slap it.
Oh, yeah!
Is something wrong?
No, it's cute, babe,
you make sex moans like a girl.
What?
You look... different.
I had a makeover.
You're fine the way you are.
Really?
How d'you mean?
Now you look worse.
I think about you a lot,
you know, Ron...
sometimes I'm like, "Aarrgh, what
can I do to get Ronald off my mind?"
You could study,
you could get a qualification?
Er... yeah.
Sign up for Bible study.
Actually, you'd be better off enrolling
in Soldier of Christ Boot Camp.
It's designed for people
who struggle with literacy.
It's got your name all over it.
Ron, you're like a brick wall!
If by brick you mean impenetrable
like Jesus, the epic superhero
of salvation, then, yeah.
Where is that prayer guide?
The man who wrote it
is doing this amazing retreat.
It's all about really listening
to Jesus.
It's a bit pricey, but they do have
discounts for, you know, the poor.
Yeah...
Oh, no, we're Christian.
But we're going to get married
anyway, so you might as well just
show me now that you want me, OK?
Just rub your private parts
on my private parts, OK,
nobody has to know.
God won't even care, OK,
it's just a little thing, OK?
I'm going to give you one tiny little
kiss, if we can just have one little kiss.
I'm coming towards you, OK,
I just want one kiss, OK, please.
Ow, man!
Sorry.
This thing that you want,
I don't want it, I would never want
to do that to you...
Don't make me sound like no paedophile,
it's not disgusting, it's normal.
What, it's normal to get a rope,
or a belt...
Tie up, spank, whip, suffocate,
scratch, all of that shit, yeah...
Aaron,
what are you going apeshit for?
The violence
is not without my consent.
I don't think we're going to come
to an agreement on this, babe.
Party, party! Candice, open up.
Come on, man! Oh, shit!
Oh, God, the party's started.
What's happened to you? Who are you?
I know it's bad.
Yesterday you were normal,
but today you're Barbie.
If Barbie rolled around in the mud
and turned into a negro.
I know, OK, I'm just scared, Ron.
We've been going out since I was 17
and we haven't done anything,
I don't think it's normal.
I haven't kissed you, I haven't held
you, I haven't sat on your face.
Why would you sit on my face?
I'm not sure.
Mate! I can practically smell
the sin oozing out of you.
Yeah, it's probably my perfume.
There I was,
trying to raise you out of poverty.
Boy, was I wrong!
Where you going?
To have you arrested
for sexual assault.
No, no, no, it was Esther,
I didn't know that's what it was.
To think I was actually going
to take you as a wife.
Oh, for my foolishness,
God strike me down now!
Ron, are you OK?
Can you hear me?
What have you done?
You're poison.
Get your nasty hands away from me.
Stay away.
Er, OK.
Where are you going?
Get back here now!
Yeah, can I have ambulance, please,
to Knowlson Street.
Go away! Yeah, near the police station.
Someone got knocked down by a car.
Come back.
No, no, I thought I knew him, but he's
definitely not who I thought he was...
Get back here.
Oh, yeah,
he's definitely still alive. OK.
Oh, you're here.
Right, listen...
Man's soul is void, like the universe got
boyd, hold up, my hearts destroyed.
It's some heavy stuff.
It's just rubbish.
Isn't ready, isn't ready...
You're back where you belong.
Let's grow old and play Ludo forever.
Let me breathe. Is it an asthma
attack? Let's stay here and pray.
Where are you going?
It's not safe out there,
the devil is prowling. Prowling!
You all right?
Cand said you were trying
for the big one?
I don't really want to talk.
I just... Aaron, he threw me out.
He was so disgusted by me
he threw me out the house.
He fucking what...?
Look, I know sexual harassment is
illegal, but it came from my heart.
He makes me feel like a freak
for expressing myself, or
like what I want to do is so wrong.
Yeah, but obviously, if it's like
violent painful stuff...
I don't care if I'm asking you
to slap me round the face,
you should be happy.
I express what I want,
and he goes apeshit?
He obviously don't love me.
I do love her. Course I do.
With all my heart.
I've... Oh, man.
Where are you going?
What the fuck, man?
What, I'm trying...
I want to try anything that makes
you happy, man, why ya vexed?
This is for when I'm wet, Aaron,
when I'm wet.
Oh, right, I was just so geared up.
Ah, baby, come in.
Slow steps, yeah?
We'll start off with just a scratch.
Yeah, I like that.
Do you want to take it
a little deeper? In the bedroom?
Come here, man.
Please protect me as I step
into this flat, sublet by Satan...
give me the power to save Tracey
from his worshippers.
Amen.
Sorry, I thought it was empty,
sorry.
I'm Connor.
You look nice.
Sit down if you want.
You all right?
Yeah, er... like, I don't know.
My boyfriend broke up with me
and then he died,
but I saw an ambulance on the way
so he's probably not dead...
I just...
Oh, my God!
I'm going to take this off.
OK, you're taking it off.
Oh, are you all right?
Oh, yeah, it's fine.
It's because I really like you.
I get nosebleeds.
It's fine.
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, get it off.
Yeah...
Very good.
OK...
Oh!
OK...
Yes.
More of that, please. Yeah? Yeah.
Shake them.
Oh, God, that feels nice.
Great!
Man's soul is a void, like the
universe got Boyd. Yeah, got Boyd.
Got Boyd!
Oh, wait, wait...
Oh!
Oh, God!
It's brilliant...!
Oh, ow!
Sorry,
I've just always wanted to do that.
Yeah?
OK. Almost there...
Done!
I don't remember if I was supposed
to wear clothes for this bit or not.
Was it...? No, it's too late.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't know. What...?
Did you hear that?
No...
Did you like that?
Uh, yeah. Not really.
Yeah, me neither. Yeah.
My face is not to be sat on.