Charmed (1998–2006): Season 8, Episode 17 - Generation Hex - full transcript

Two former students of Leo's from Magic School turn up at the manor to inform the Charmed Ones that demons that Leo had imprisoned in the Magic School dungeons have escaped and are seeking revenge.

Woo oups,

this isn't right.

Who are you?

Previously on Charmed...

Uh, I'm Cupid.

You can call me Coop.

I don't need help finding true love.

Apparently you do.

I do.

I do.

It's just... there are
screwed up destiny and...



I have to loose you

to save you.

If you prevail,

he will be returned.

What I want is to find the demon
who took my sister 15 years ago.

I remember a month after she was taken,
you guys went back to your pretty little lives

- like nothing ever happened.
- You were 5, what do you know?

I'm gonna find her mum.

Christy it's ok. You're safe now.

A strange, powerful witch appears
in the Charmed Ones' lives

just as the Triad is close
to achieving its goal.

It's kill or be killed now.

- I can't believe we did it.
- 2 out of 3.

Now you must fullfil your destiny,



to unite with the ultimate power.

Billie.

Oh, I can't find my keys.

Oh that's ok you know,
cause it's only an hour or so

- before I leave for my honeymoon.
- Sorry Mrs Mitchell.

Oh no no no.
I'm keeping my own last name.

Really? You're not even gonna
hyphenate it?

Matthews-Mitchell?

I think it sounds like a law firm.

Yeah.

So,

- how is Cupid?
- You mean Coop.

He's fine but don't ask.

What? I thought you said he was cute?

He's cute but he's also a
magical pain in the...

- Wow look at this spread.
- It is something.

Oh it's nothing. It's just kinda
to wish Paige "bon voyage".

It's been like this all week.

Besides it's nice having company again,
you know,

considering everybody in my life
is moving on or out.

I'm thinking she means us.

Waffles sweetie?

When will you rescue me from this?

Christy!

Hey, no telepathy at the table.

Sorry.

Hey, have you guys um...
checked any of these rumors

about students being attacked at
Magic School

because you know, if you need my help
with that, I can stay.

Paige.

Just saying.

Fine.

I am just a jingle away if you need me.

I'll be in Bora Bora which is two hours behind.
So don't wake me unless you absolutely have to.

But it's okay if you have to you know,
it's okay.

Alright, stop it. It's time for gifts.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Happy honeymoon from all of us.

There is nothing in here.

Exactly. Nothing as in no demons.

And no warlocks, no complications.

A honeymoon that is
completely free of distractions.

Except Henry.

And before you say anything,
don't worry.

Phoebe, Billie and I have things
completely under control.

And you know,
Christy is doing just fine too.

- You think?
- Oh yeah.

Are you kidding?
All the progress you've made...

What are you doing here?

Your purpose is to lure your sister away
from the Charmed Ones.

Not become enmeshed yourself.

I don't need you to tell me
how to do my job.

Now go.

Now.

You're practically one of us.

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"Generation Hex"

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Are you sure you need
this much stuff for Tahiti?

Well you know it's kind of
more for me staying over Henry's.

Forever.

Well, I hope he's got a big closet

although that does leave more room
for your stuff.

Oh, I don't have any stuff.

Oh you will have stuff, every girl
needs stuff. We've got tons of stuff.

You can have some of our stuff.
You've got to wear something.

Help!

I guess I'd better go.

Don't wanna miss my honeymoon.

Are you sure you're gonna be ok
without me?

Well, we won't know until you're gone.

I'm just kidding.

Look, go have a good time.
Don't worry.

Ok.

I'll go, I'll have fun...

or orb myself back.

Bye guys.

She's gonna drive Henry crazy.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Are you ok?

Yeah, yeah... No, I'm fine.

I just kinda feel like, you know...
That should be us.

You know, moving out,
finding our own place.

What? Why, this place is great.

Plus we have the Book of Shadows,
we have potion ingredients,

and... Piper.

Look, she's great ok. Really. But...

a part of me feels like...

she's using us.

And I'm gonna explode
if she feeds me any more food.

She's just trying to help.

I know but she's not our mom.

Speaking of which mom and dad
are in town right now.

They wanna see you.
They've already come out here twice.

Billie.

Come on, can't we just like
meet them for lunch today?

Their plane leaves tonight.
Start to get to know them.

- I can't.
- Why not?

Because I'm still...

angry at them.

I know it doesn't make any sense
but...

A part of me feels like...

they...

abandonned me.

I'm just not

ready to see them right now, ok?

Little guy is hungry.
Hey! How about lunch?

I can't. I'm meeting my parents.

Ok. Christy, what about you?

I swear to god I think
she's trying to kill me.

It's like death by diner.

Do you know how hard it is
to smile

- when you're nauseous?
- Then leave.

And take your sister with you.

It's not that simple.

I have to draw Billie out without her
knowing it.

Or letting yourself be be drawn in.

And the longer you take the greater
the chance

you'll be distracted from our ultimate goal.

That's not gonna happen.
Piper's mothering will see to that.

The shoe's on in the other foot now,
isn't it?

How's that feel, witch?

What the hell is going on?

No one is to be here.

Back off old man.

I am Candor, a Triad, and I

will not be disparaged by the likes of you.

- Stop him!
- Let him go!

Don't you know we're trying to
change the world here?

Your witch is nothing compared to that.

That witch spent a year torturing us.

We deserve our revenge.

And you shall have it.

But not here and not now.

Well then,

back to your sister.

Why won't she wanna see us?

I just don't understand.

I know, Mom. You know
she's just been through a lot.

Well it's obvious to me she still blames us.

Well then why can't she talk to us
and tell us that then?

Wait.

Billie, is she still hearing voices?

No.

No but you know, Piper was just saying
how much progress she's made.

I don't know. When it comes to you guys,
there's just something holding her back.

You think maybe there's a chance she might
get over that something by tonight?

You can tell her we'll meet her anywhere,
for however long I'd just...

I would just talk to her on the phone.

We just want some kind of contact.

I know, I know and
I've tried talking to her.

Let me just see what I can do.

Thank you honey.

You're welcome.

Billie, look.

I need you to tell Christy
something for me, ok?

Tell her we love her.

We do.

But that I won't keep putting your
mother through this.

I can't.

If she won't see us now,

we're not flying out here again.

Oh no! Not you again.

Yep, me again.

You can't run from love, Phoebe.
You know that.

Does it look like I'm running?
Because I'm not running.

I'm walking.

Oh, so answer me this.

When was the last time you had a date?

I have dates all the time.
Thank you very much.

Come on, I mean a real date.

You know, one that...
takes your breath away. Where it's...

It's the first thing that you think about
when you wake up in the morning.

Actually it hasn't been that long.

Yeah. How long?

Well...

It's...

Ok you know what? Maybe it has but...

I mean, so what?

Come on. It's not natural.

Especially not for you.

I mean, you're all about love.
You always have been.

Well now you're resisting,
and you don't even realize it.

Oh ok you just have it all figured out.

It's my job.

It's what I do.

Yeah. It's not your fault, Phoebe.

You made a lot of sacrifices for
the Greater Good, and they've taken your toll.

But that's why the Elders sent me.

To help.

Ok.

What is that?

What are you doing?

I'm not doing anything. That's what
you're doing.

It's coming from your heart.

Oh, some king of an energy feeling or...
a block.

Preventing you from even being open to love.

Any idea what's causing it?

No, I didn't even know I had it.

All the more reason to get going.

Get going where? Where...
where we're going?

Gonna figure what is causing the block.

Ready?

Well it's that time of the year again.

The historic Golden Gate Bridge
is getting a makeover

And if it seems like...

Are we in the past?

We don't wanna disrupt him.
That could change the future.

- Can I come in?
- Yeah sure.

If you're looking for Julie,
she's not here.

Well, it's not entirely true.

Sorry?

I wish that there is
an easy way to explain this

to you.

To lessen the blow. But...

There isn't.

So...

I'm just gonna...

show you.

Show me what?

Forgive me.

So I guess

mortals and magic don't always mix, huh?

Jee... you think?

I mean, still,

This is one more incident.

It's really not enough to cause a block
like the one you have.

Believe me.
This is just the latest one.

There are many many more.

Well,

show me.

Oh hey look at you!

Yeah, look at me.

What? That dress looks great.

No, it doesn't.

It's Piper's.
She altered it for me.

- So sweet.
- No, it's not sweet.

I mean ok, yeah, it's sweet but...

It's just weird you know.
I mean,

we're not her sisters.

You and I are sisters.

Oh she's just overcompensating.
You know, it's the whole emptiness thing.

Besides, I think that mum and dad would
really like to see you in it.

Again with mum and dad...

Yes and you know why? Because
dad said if you don't see them tonight,

- They're not coming back out.
- Well, from what you said Billie,

that sounds like dad being dad.

No, it's not. Look.

They don't know what's going on with you.

Neither do I.

But Billie, I told you
what was going on with me.

Yeah, but you keep talking about
this whole family bound thing.

Without our parents, we're only
half of what we should be.

Coming!

Doesn't she look great?

Alright, alright.

We need to see Leo.

- Fast.
- Hello.

Who are you?

Leo's students from Magic School.

Demons are trying to kill us.

Ok take it easy. Let's go this way.

Easy, easy.

Maybe we should call Paige
so she can heal him.

No, I'm fine. Really.

You're not fine, Ryan.
They nearly killed you.

Who is "they"?

The Noxxin demons.
Leo knows all about them.

Ok, well, humour me for a second.

He trapped them in Magic School

so he could use them
for our advanced combat class.

Didn't he tell you?

You are Piper Halliwell, aren't you?

Well yeah of course I am but...

you know, he didn't...

he doesn't always tell me everything.

Ok. Why are they after you?

To get it even with us,

with the whole class.

Somehow they got out
and now they're hunting us down.

By hunting you mean?

There were 5 of us in the class.

But only Jen and I are left.

Barely.

Leo said if we ever ran into trouble...

So,

where is he?

Uh well...

He's not here right now and he probably
won't be home for some time.

Can't you call him?

He doesn't have his cellphone on him.

But you know what? That's ok.

I can handle this. Don't panic, don't worry.

Why don't you and Christy
go check the book?

Ok.

But you don't understand.

They can't be vanquished, at least
not permanentely.

What does that mean?

What do you mean by that exactly?

Other demons experimented on them,

made them invanquishable.

That's why Leo wanted them
so he could keep practising on them.

Lets' get out of here.

Wait you can't go anywhere.
You can barely walk.

Look,

if we don't keep moving, we're dead.

Leo was the only one who knew how
to stop them and he's not here.

Okay well, what am I? Chop liver?

Listen, Leo is my husband
and if he sent you here for help,

then help is what you're gonna get.

Christy come on, Piper and those kids
need our help.

I just... I can't be near
any more demons anymore.

Ok? Not after everything I've been through.

Ok I understand that but they're not
after you so you don't have to worry.

Nothing's gonna happen to you. I promise.

But you said that last time.

I know but this time I mean it.

Look Christy. You can use your powers
to help people now.

We can do it together. It's a great thing.

It could make up for a lot of bad stuff.

Now can we just go back out there
and help Piper, please?

I can't.

Because then we'll miss mom and dad.

What?

Well you said they were leaving, right?

We don't wanna miss them.

Piper can take care of them.

Come on, lets' go.

It's not as bad as it seems.

No.

The Triad sent us off like a pair of
low level demons.

We are low level demons.

He made us lose the witch,

stood between us and revenge.

Still,

we will make him pay.

Rondok,

that was the Triad.

If we anger him again he won't
just banish us.

He'll send us to a fate worse than death.

Have you forgotten how we've been made
to suffer already, brother?

Tracked.

Used.

Hammered with spells,
splattered with potions.

Vanquished over and over without a care
for the humiliation we had to endure.

No.

No one could forget that.

We only have two witches left
to catch and make suffer.

We will find them.

We must.

Now where are we?

This is your past.
I'm just following your heart.

Woo!

I've been looking all over for you.

- Nice.
- Yeah.

You went back too far. This isn't my past.
This is my past life.

I get it. Somehow, your past life conforms
your present one.

Alright? This gonna be telling.

And it's very very torrid.

Why must you tease me, Anton?

That was very...

intimate.

Why didn't that one work out?

My sisters had to vanquish him
because he was a demon.

Yeah... More on your relationship.

That was the only demon you did, though,
but... wasn't it?

Hardly.

I couldn't think of a better day to die.

Sorry.

I also helped you find love, didn't I?

Come on, I did, didn't I? I did, sure I did.

- You did.
- Close one.

If that doesn't get me in heaven,
I don't know what will.

You liked him, didn't you?

Yeah.

Too bad he only had a year to live
and this was his last day.

Yeah, that is too bad.

I guess I fell for the right guy this time.

Alas.

Pumpkin time.

I don't need you watching my messy demise.

Think of me when you dance.

I'll miss you.

I think I'm beginning to understand.

Mind you, love wouldn't be love
without a few heartbreaks.

It's like a...
it's like a meeting dance you know.

Up to you finding what
you're really looking for.

Yeah but I've had more than just
a few heartbreaks. I mean,

it's been like this for
the last seven and a half years.

I'm just... I'm tired of it.

Oh come on, it couldn't be that bad.

You must have had some successes
all over that time, right?

What was the longuest relationship
you ever had?

Cole.

Ok, so the next time the Noxxins "attack"
we'll be ready for them.

What about the whole unvanquishable thing?

Well you know, Magic School rules don't
always apply to the outside world.

It's kind of like Vegas.

Listen. Really, if Leo was concerned he
would have mentionned something to me before.

- Are you sure because...
- Positive.

Just... You know, when they show up,

just stand back and watch out.

And you're sure you don't want us to help?

We can you know. Leo taught us.

Yeah but that was school.

And this is kind of real.

So you know.

Look, you came here for protection.

So let me protect you ok?
That's that.

Get down.

He's coming back.

Ok.

So I may have underestimated this
unvanquish full stuff just a little bit.

Hey, here they are.

Wait.

What if I'm not what they expect.

If I'm not what they want.

- Tell them I got sick.
- No.

No. Look, you were held captive
by demons for 15 years.

You can handle 15 minutes with mom and dad.

Come on.

Baby.

I am so glad to see you.

Yeah, you too.

Oh thank god.

Ok, come sit down.

I just wanna look at you for a minute.

You're so beautiful.

Really, you'd never know anything
ever happened.

So,

how are you feeling, ok?

Yeah, I'm ok.

Yeah?

Billie's taking good care of me.

Yes and the sisters.

I'm not surprised.
You two were always so close.

It's Piper.

Sorry, I've got to take this.

Don't leave me here.

Relax, you're doing fine.

- Hello.
- Billie.

I need you.

Piper I can't really talk right now.

I'm kind of in the middle
of something very important.

I know and I'm really sorry.
But the Noxxins just attacked here.

- And?
- Honestly?

I have no idea how to vanquish them.

Ok I'm coming over. Bye.

You guys, I'm sorry. I really have to go.
Piper needs me.

Is everything alright?

Yeah you know just one of... many crises.

Alright, I'll meet you guys back
at the hotel ok?

I hate you.

So.

Can I ask you a question?

Of course you can honey.

You can ask us anything.

How hard did you look for me?

Oh baby.

We tried everything we could think of.

Honey.

We tracked down every lead we could find.

But even with all that, you were just...

- You were some place we couldn't go.
- That's right this is such a miracle.

Yeah, it is.

What are you doing?

Leave me alone.

Christy, are you alright?

Do not go down this path.

Show yourself.

How dare you interrupt me?

You gave me no choice.

Every step you take towards
your mortal family

is a step away from our ultimate goal.

I had to come see them.

Otherwise Billie
would have gotten suspicious.

Perhaps but they're swaying
and you know it.

Don't make me take matters
into my own hands.

Don't you threaten me.

You don't have the power to destroy me.

And you won't either until you're free
of the ties that bind.

- Christy.
- Baby.

What happened?

What can I say. Desperate times call for
desperate measures.

Look, Leo is just seriously indisposed
at the moment.

We can't call him,
we can't ask him anything.

Then what do we do?

We abandon on the hatches with the crystals

and come up with a new plan.

And us?

You guys stay up here where
you're protected, I'll deal with the rest.

We could help.
You know Leo would want us...

Leo is gone, ok? I'm all you got.

Deal with it.

I do.

Oh hey listen. I gotta get back.
So what's the plan?

I know. Here. Take a crystal.
We're covering the house.

That's it?

Apparently, Leo was the only one
who knew how to vanquish these demons

and he didn't leave me instructions.

Oh maybe we should call Paige and Phoebe.

No, Paige hasn't even been
on her honeymoon 24 hours yet

and I already called Phoebe.
She's not answering.

That's not good.

No, she's fine. She's with Cupid.

Only god knows what they're doing.

So, where is this?

Where Cole and I first met.

- Cole.
- Hi.

How is it going?

Oh the cute meeting.

Yeah, he was just setting me up.

Wow is this embarrassing...

- I'm...
- It's ok. I'm ok.

Nice calf.

Thanks.

- Can I have it back?
- Sure, sure.

Ok.

Still I can tell you're attracted to him

and him to you.

Just another demon.

Oh come on Phoebe. It couldn't have been
just another demon. You married the guy.

You had to at least loved him.

I did.

So what happened?

The same thing that always happens.

Phoebe, are you crazy?
Throw it before he shimmers out.

She's not gonna throw it, are you?

Throw the potion.

We've been through so much together.

Haven't we?

Our love's so strong...
Nothing can destroy it. Not even...

death.

We're meant to be together.

I don't think so.

Seen enough?

To understand the block yeah.

But now I need to show you why they say
that it's better to have loved and lost

than to have never have loved at all.

I just knew something terrible
like this was going to happen.

Well you know...

I don't think Leo knew
the demons would escape.

It's just I feel like there was so much
about his life that I didn't know.

His past life, this life and
it's bad enough,

- that my kids don't have a dad.
- It's gonna be ok.

Come on you have powers, I have powers,
the boys are safe.

We can handle this. Don't worry.

Hello. Oh don't worry, it's fortune.

Paige.

What are you doing here?

You know, I just had some time
on my spa schedule and I thought

I can come by and check on things.
ny1: I'd kinda come by and check on things

'cause I missed you guys a little bit maybe.

Why are the crystals kind of uh...

around?

Crystals...

It's, you know, it's nothing.

It's just to make sure
we don't have any trouble.

Are you expecting trouble?

- Nope.
- Not at all.

No no, it's just precaution.
Why aren't you on your honeymoon.

Hey how's that going?

It's fantastic.

Good good good.
You should get back to it.

Go, you know, go see your husband.

Golly!

Husband... that sounds weird.

You're right.

Bye guys.

Back to our demons.

I know we can do this Pator,

just like I knew the students
would lead us to Leo.

But to go back so soon...

His wife is a Charmed One...

and their vanquishes are excruciating.

Still, you know she can't make them
last otherwise she would have.

Attacking again is the only way to draw
Leo out for our utlimate revenge.

Unfortunately it is a revenge
beyond your reach.

You don't have the power to destroy
a Charmed One.

Not without my help.

So now you're willing to help us?

If you first help remove
the small obstacle to my goals.

One that even you can handle, I assure you.

Then we'll all get what we want.

Interested?

- You're alright?
- Yeah, you know

I figured if we can't vanquish them, we might
as well give them something to think about.

Unless maybe you found something...

No.

Just magic school memos, course studies,
field trips Leo was planning.

I guess I should have asked him how
his day was more often.

Well you guys had busy lives.

Yeah but at least if we had talked
a little bit more

I might be closer to finding
a solution for this.

We've got a solution.

To what?

Vanquishing the Noxxins once and for all.

We use the astroplan.

- Wait the astrowhat?
- Astroplan.

According to Leo, in the astroplan
time stops.

Which means anyone transported there
can't move forward in time.

What does it have to do
with the Noxxins?

If we vanquish them and sent them to
the astroplan before they could regenerate,

they'll be trapped there.

Forever.

And perpetual vanquish.

Ok but we can't even get close enough
to them to send them anywhere.

We could if they were distracted.

By what?

By what they've been after.

You guys wanna use yourselves as bait?

Leo always said to use our powers for good.
Well...

We wanna use them to stop these demons.

Look, I understand the enthousiasm.
Really I do, but I can't risk it.

Why not?

We're the ones willing to take the risk.

I don't think Leo would want you to do that.

- Well I think he would.
- Well you don't know that.

And you do?

Ok you know what?
I don't wanna do this anymore.

- Wait there's something else.
- What?

The way all of your relationships
have ended in...

a surprising block as big as the house.

Yeah exactly. That's what
I'm talking about. Thank you.

But what about the way they are started.

What?

Oh come on.

The way that love begins.

You know, when your eyes meet
from across a room for the first time

and you see each other...

Everything is just right,
you know, there's...

there's that moment.
There's that...

the spark.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, I know, that's my point.

With everything that's happened to you,

that is what you've forgotten.

And that,

is what you need to remember.

You are looking at 6 pounds, 8 ounces.

- How old is he?
- Three weeks today.

You look pretty good for a woman who had
a baby three weeks ago.

Jason Dean.

The spark...

You've got me Jason Dean.

I'm yours.

Remember that one?

I... I'd better call you back.

Hi. I hope it's okay.
I just wanted to get started.

- Leslie?
- Surprise!

You can call me Les.

Oh! Not again.

Enough. Enough.

Don't you see? Phoebe it's...

it's about the way love begins.

When it's... It's uncensured.

Unmatched. When it's pure.

That's what you need to believe in.

- Is it gone?
- Oh yeah. You're ready.

For what?

To begin again.

Well it looks you're doing well
for yourself, right dad?

Yeah.

But I would have traded all for you
in a second.

You know that.

I know.

Well I'd better go down settle the bill.

I'll be right back.

Oh, I just don't want this to end.

You know, maybe next time,

you and Billie can come back home.

Yeah, maybe.

There are just a few things we have
to deal with first.

But it'd be nice.

Honey, are you sure everything's ok?

Look what happened in the park...

Yeah, everything is fine.

There are just some things that I have
to shake from my past.

But I will.

Yes.

You will.

Hello.

Christy, it's Piper.
Billie needs you right away.

Why? What's wrong?

I'll explain when you get here. Hurry.

Is everything ok?

- I don't know. I gotta go.
- Wait.

- Christy.
- I gotta go.

Wait!

I love you.

Leo, what am I supposed to do?

I can't let these kids risk
their lives but...

I'm running out of options.

And if I do let them do this,

how am I supposed to know if
this is gonna work anyway?

Let them try.

Daddy would.

Ok.

We do it your way.

I got it.

I got it.

Billie are you ok?

Yeah. What are you doing here?

Piper called me.

- You said that you needed me.
- No, I didn't.

Yeah you did. You called me
on the phone. You told me that you...

Christy, what's going on?

Oh my god!

Mom and dad. Come on, let's go.

Ok, we're all set.

Mom? Dad?

Oh god!

Oh my god, oh no!

Who... Who did this?

Who would do something like this?

Billie come on.

Oh no!

Billie we gotta get out of here.

Hurry, come on.

Wait. We have to do something.
We have to call the police.

No. You have to go to your dorm
and you have to wait for me.

- What?
- Listen to me.

The manor is being targeted by demons

and I can't risk loosing you too.

- But I...
- No!

I know what I'm talking about, ok?
Trust me.

- Just go.
- But where are you gonna go?

I'm gonna figure out who did this.

Let it go brother.

- I can't.
- Why not?

We've served the Triad.

When evil reclaims the world,
we'll be rewarded.

Then let the reward be killing
Leo and his students now.

No.

It's over.

- The Triad...
- Forget the Triad!

How can you just walk away?

Because it's the only thing to do.

Maybe for you.

But I

will have my revenge.

You guys are sure you're ready for this?

- We won't know until we try.
- Leo taught us well.

Ok. Ears open.

Let's do this.

There he is!

Now!

"Demon of fire, demon of pain"

"we banish you to the astroplan".

- Piper...
- Are you ok?

Oh yeah I've been worse, I've been worse.
It's alright.

I guess that was a pretty good plan
after all.

Yeah, you think so?

I do. I think Leo would too.

Alright.

Ok. Since when does healing hurt?

Since you lied to me.

Well, because I did,
you had a demon free honeymoon,

for at least one day.

Thank you.

But even still, you should not have
done that alone.

I wasn't alone.
I had Billie and I had some students,

that weren't too shabby
and I had Leo.

I'm sorry, did you just say Leo?

It's a long story.

Well, Henry's off scuba diving you know,

he's got a full tank of oxygen,

I've got time.

It's nothing really. I just

felt his presence a little, that's all.

It's nothing.

Hello.

Hey you found your keys?

Yeah actually, that's not all I found.

Let me guess.

- Cupid's arrow?
- Sort of.

Yeah.

Hey!

What happened in here?

Why are you back?

What did I miss?

Piper didn't call me.

It was you, wasn't it?

I did what was necessary.

They were my parents.

They were distracting you from
taking the final step.

Now,

thanks to me,

they no longer are.

Bastard!

Congratulations.

You just passed...

the final...

test.