Charmed (1998–2006): Season 8, Episode 15 - The Last Temptation of Christy - full transcript

No,

the cocktail napkins were delivered here
for some insane reason, ok?

So be outside in 20 minutes.

I'm gonna do a drive-by, all right?

Please let me have my keys!

They're on the counter.

Um, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

That's ok. I'm just a little

frazzled.

I've gotta check on Chris,

and then I gotta get to the store,



and then I gotta go
and pick up Wyatt early

and make cookies for
his valentine's day party,

and then I gotta take these to P-3.

All of which pales in comparison
to what you're going through.

No, you know, life goes on.
I'm just

happy to have Christy back, I guess.

But... ?

But she hasn't even said anything.
I mean,

I told her I wanted to call mom and dad,
and she closed up even more.

Well, you know, it's only been
a couple days.

I know, but what if I never
get through to her?

You will.

I mean, you just have to be patient.

She's been through something
none of us can even imagine, so,



I mean, the only thing you can really do
is just be there for her.

And if you need anything we are just
a call or an orb away, ok?

Sayonara.

Knock knock.

Hey, I brought you some breakfast.

Christy?

Christy.

Christy?

Christy, it's ok. You're safe now.

You're gonna be ok.

They're coming.

Charmed 815,
"The Last Temptation of Christy"

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Well, I guess we figured, you know, they'd
try to get Christy back sooner or later.

Yeah, I just wish it was later rather than sooner.
Give the girl time to heal.

I just wish we knew who they were,

and why they're coming.

And why they want her back.

Well, it doesn't matter because they won't
be getting her back.

That's why we're here, sweetie.

How is she?

Very scared.

Well, has she said anything? You know,

who these demons might be, when
they're coming?

No, nothing.

Ok, well, we need to try to come up with some sort
of game plan, don't you think?

Yeah, but we don't know anything. We don't know
where they've been keeping her this whole time.

Which is why we have to find out
what she knows, get her to open up.

I just think it's too much
for her right now.

Look, if they held her captive for 15 years,

she must know something, at least
be able to I.D. Them.

I just don't want to
pressure her right now.

Well, sweetheart, she's already under pressure
because she knows that

they're coming.

Do you think they're contacting her?

Well, maybe.

Then again, maybe she's got some sort of
telepathic thing going on.

It would actually kind of figure
that she'd have powers, right?

Maybe that could be why they wanted her
in the first place.

And why they want her back.

You have to talk to her.

I just don't think she's ready for that.

Look, if it's coming from you,
she'll be ok.

She's your sister.

There's no stronger bond than that.
Trust us.

Uhh, all right. I'll try.

Ok, I'm gonna whip up a quick potion,

and you go to the Book and make a list of
all the telepathic demons, ok?

- Oh, yeah. Great.
- Yeah, well, I got a new condo to enjoy.

Lamp!

Excuse me,

but I don't think
you recognize my "entrance".

Fear not, ladies.

I'm one of the good guys.
The best, actually, so...

Oh, yes, the legendary manor

where generations
of Halliwells have blossomed into witches.

- Who are you, and what do you want?
- Of course.

Ladies,

I am SimonTheotus Reginald Marx,
and I'm here

to take Paige Matthews

as my wife.

Aah!

We've been at this for 2 days.

If you want your suffering to end,

you will tell me who took the witch.

I don't know.

- I swear!
- Come on.

You were in on it.

- Why else would you leave your post?
- I told you.

I was called away.

Please, you've gotta believe me!

Do you think they'll believe you?
They, who could decimate our entire clan on a whim?

They chose us to watch over her,

to break her down, and in return, we'd share in
the ultimate power for which she is the key.

If we don't get her back, we're all dead.

I've questioned all of the Scathers.

No one called him away.

- Last chance. Who are you working for?
- He may not even know.

He may have been tricked
perhaps, telepathically.

The witch has answered to unseen
voices before.

We've seen it.

If so,

he's a liability.

- He's been breached.
- Aah!

- Gather the witch's things. We'll find her another way.
- We cannot use dark magic.

They may sense it.

They'll know something has gone wrong.
We cannot risk it.

We have to risk it!

We must find out who took the witch
if we are to survive.

I know all about the Charmed Ones.
I, uh...

I grew up on the stories
of the Warren line of witches.

Grams and her many,

many lovers, and, or course,
Patricia's trysts with her whitelighter.

Goodness, you're a randy bunch.

Is there some sort of magical enquirer
I've not heard of?

Wow! Our families worked together during
the Salem witch trials? That is so cool.

Well, you know, I'm just sayin',
he checks out.

Well, you know, I am a descendant of
the mighty Marx,

which is a very powerful, very noble line
of witches.

To be honest with you, I'm a little surprised
you don't know who I am, but, uh...

Oh, my goodness, you're fetching.

Oh, that's so sweet.

But you're not half whitelighter,

which is a requisite for my future mate,
so sorry to disappoint you.

- But you, on the other hand...
- Uh, did you just say "future mate" ?

No, no, that was...

that was... it came out wrong.
Apologies.

Ok, here's the deal. We're actually
super, super busy

so it'd be fabulous if you could just
orb yourself off now.

Well, I'll ignore that.
But, Paige, I'm not leaving without you.

After all, we are destined to be wed.

Ok, who says?

Well, only 40 of the most powerful oracles and
soothsayers from around the globe,

plus a wizard or two, so...

Oh.

When you think about it, Paige,
it makes all the sense in the world,

bringing our 2 magical lines together.
We would be the

ultimate power couple.

Ok, uh, we're not gonna be bringing
our lines or

bringing anything together for that matter,
ok?

- Why not?
- Because I don't want to!

- And because I have a boyfriend.
- A boyfriend?

Hmm, I see.

And who is he?
A witch? A whitelighter?

His name is Henry, and he is a parole officer
by trade, and he is a mortal.

Ooh!

An immortal, no less.

- Very impressive.
- No!

Not immortal. A mortal, as in non-magical?

Oh. Well, what would you expect?

That makes absolutely no sense to me at all.

Having a...

having a mortal around whilst you're
fighting evil is, well, let's face it,

irresponsible.

Ok, uh, you need to go now.

Unless you want to stay
and help us vanquish some demons.

Of course, ma'am.

Having a powerful witch
around like myself can only be an asset.

Tell me, how does Harry fare in
a magical battle?

Hen-ry!

And he fares just fine in whatever
he wants to fare in.

I'll be honest with you. I'm

a little surprised you're not
taking to this.

You know, me? Imagine, if you will,

the Evil we could vanquish as a couple.

We are not now, nor will we ever be,
a couple!

Well,

that did not go too well.

Piper!

May I be of some assistance?

Bags.

Are you crazy?
What if somebody saw that?

Well, what if somebody were to see
you shopping,

a witch of your standing? No, no.

After all, there are people for things
like that.

Who are you?

I am Simon Theotus Reginald Marx.

Of the Marx line of witches?

It's a very noble, very... never mind.
Moving on.

First of all,
I'm here to state my case.

Great. Well, I don't have time for that
'cause I have to go pick up my son, so...

Again with the magic.

Piper,

I'm here to appeal to you, you being the

practical Charmed One. Now listen to me.

It is my destiny to marry your sister
Paige.

Oh, for god's sake.

40 of the most powerful oracles and soothsayers
from around the globe have predicted it,

- plus a wizard or two.
- Good luck with that.

According to your sister, a demon could be
attacking at this very moment.

And I want you to know that I am

fantastic at vanquishing demons.

Well, that's great, but we can handle
our own demons.

You'll see. It is my fate to be
with Paige.

Oh, god.

Oh, god. Oh, god!

- Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't even...
- It's ok, don't worry about it.

- Greg.
- Piper.

Hi.

Oh, my god.

Look, Christy,

you're safe now.

I promise I am going to keep you
safe, but

I need your help to do that.

Do you know who they are?
Who's coming?

Do you hear them, like

voices?

Yeah? That's good.
That's really good.

What'd they say?
What did they want?

You know, it's ok.

You know, we can talk about it later.
Don't worry. It's ok.

I mean, who's this guy think he is?

He just shows up and announces that
we're destined to be together?

Well, according to 40 oracles and
a soothsayer,

your future husband.

That is really not funny.

I'm sorry.

How's the list coming?

Well, I have a dozen that have
telepathic powers.

Well, hopefully, Billie can convince Christy
to narrow it down for us a little bit.

Who's here?

Rats, I forgot.

Henry and I have a lunch date.

Oh, you might want to reschedule
in case a demon attacks.

Why, look at you.
You sound like sir full of himself.

Well, he might not be your mr. Right,
but he does have a point.

Paige, I don't run away from a fight, ok?

Come on, I deal with violent,
dangerous criminals every day.

But those violent, dangerous criminals
do not throw fireballs at you.

What about Piper's kids?
I mean, they're here all the time.

They have powers to defend themselves.

- They do?
- Mm-hmm.

So, please, just go. I will call you
in a little bit.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

If I run away every time a demon attacks,
I'm gonna be running away all the time, right?

Ok.

Ok, come on, baby.

Oh, hi. Sorry. Oh, thanks.

Go on. Wyatt's really gotta go.

Uh, you could just put those
on the dining room table. That's be great.

- Sure.
- Thanks.

Sweetie, don't forget to wash
your hands.

I hear we have demons attacking?

How did you hear that?

You know, your friend Simon?
British, very cocky?

- Who's simon?
- Nobody!

Ok, I have 2 seconds
for you to catch me up. Go.

Ok.

Uh, Christy finally spoke. Unfortunately,
she said something weird.

"They're coming" ?

Who's coming? When?

It's ok. Phoebe and I have got this
under control.

We didn't want to tell you because we know
you've got a crazy day.

Crazier than you think. Guess who
I just ran into, literally?

Who?

Greg.

Greg... ?

Fireman Greg.

He was the hot Greg.

You gonna go out with him?

Oh, god, don't be ridiculous.

Christy, what is it?
What's wrong?

Christy, please, I want to help you.

- I'm afraid.
- I know you're afraid.

Look, nothing's gonna happen to you.
You're in a very, very safe place.

You can't stop them.

Stop who?

- Christy, please.
- You can't stop them from coming.

When? When are they coming?

Now.

So, how long does it usually take
for demons to attack?

Well, it could be anytime really.
You know, it depends.

- On...
- On timing, you know,

usually the worse it is for us,
the better it is for them.

- That kind of things. Mustard?
- Uh, no, thanks.

You can still opt out if you want.

Not a chance.

Incoming!

What? What is it?

They're here.

Get down!

Sweetie, why don't you orb up
to your room?

Fireball!

No!

It's ok. I'm all right. I'm ok.

Are you ok?

What's going on?
What happened?

Ask the fire starter.

- Paige...
- Shh.

- You know you could have been killed?
- Paige, I'm ok.

No, you're not ok. You were hit
by a fireball,

which was actually my fault.

No, it was not your fault. I'm a grown man.
I chose to be here.

Henry, I really think you should leave.

- We don't know if they're coming back.
- Paige, I'm not leaving.

I'm not having this on my head, ok?
So please, please...

All right.

I know that was probably hard for you.

Well, I guess it would have been harder
if I was planning his funeral.

Well,

looks like Christy has a few more powers
than we realized, huh?

Yeah, maybe more than even she
knew about.

Maybe that's why those demons
were holding her hostage for all those years.

Maybe they were trying to co-opt
her powers for themselves.

But I don't think she's that powerful.

I mean, unless they know something
that we don't.

Well, all the more reason for her to open up,
so we can find out.

I just think she's too freaked out.

Well, she needs to get unfreaked out,
and fast.

Ok, I'm gonna go drop off Wyatt
with dad and Chris

and get one of the other moms
to take over cookie duties.

- Wait. Why?
- What do you mean, why? Why do you think?

We can handle this, Piper.

- Yeah, but...
- No buts.

Listen, you bake and spend time with Wyatt,

and, hopefully, we can figure out who
we're up against before they come back.

Or before Christy burns down the house.

- Christy?
- I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to do that.

No, it's ok. You didn't do
anything wrong.

- Did you know you could do...
- No.

But they did.

They? You mean the demons?

Were those the same ones?

- Who are they?
- I don't know.

- I never knew.
- Hey, it's ok.

I told you we'd protect you,
and we did.

Look, I'm not gonna
let them hurt you anymore,

I promise.

It's over.
Don't you see that?

The Charmed Ones are protecting her now.

We still have time.

- They haven't sensed anything yet.
- How do you know?

How do you know they are not deciding
our punishment as we speak?

Because they would have acted by now
if they had.

They're not known for their patience.

- We have to get the witch back somehow.
- Impossible.

We do not have the power to go up against
the Charmed Ones and survive.

Still,

it would be better to be vanquished
by the witches

than by the Triad.

That would be a fate worse than death.

Then,

perhaps we should escape,

hide from them.

They're the most powerful Evil
ever known.

They'd find us.

- Prepare the ritual.
- The ritual?

For the Triad?

- We cannot tell them we've lost her. That is suicide.
- We have no choice.

They're the only ones who can
get the girl back now.

We'll just have to hope they show us mercy.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- What are you doing here?
- Hey, I'm sorry just to show up like this, Piper, but

I've got...

you've got a little somethin'
there on your cheek.

- Frosting?
- No. I was just

baking cookies for my son's party.

- Anyway...
- Anyway,

there's a guy in my station, he used to work
at a body shop,

and he says he can fix our cars
for next to nothing.

- Oh, that's great.
- But there's a catch.

You see, he's leaving this afternoon,
and his next shift isn't for like 4 days,

but if you get your car down there
right now,

he can take care of everything.

Well, I can't go. I mean, I've gotta bake a zillion cookies
and drop 'em off at Wyatt's school.

I smell smoke.

Well, you know, I burned a few cookies.

Looks like you burned more than
a few cookies.

Well, you know, kids.

Those are the cookies.

You go, I'll watch him.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, little man, what's up?

Pretty cool truck.

Ah,

master Wyatt, it's an honor.

Harry? Now, you must understand
that your kind

and our kind simply can't co-mingle.

Where did you come from?

There is a reason why mortals should
stick to their own.

- Well, actually, there's a few reasons.
- Mortals?

- Simon?
- Darling!

- What are you doing here?
- I am just explaining things to Harry here.

If you mean Henry, that is not him.

- In fact, I don't know who that is.
- I'm Greg.

We met once before when
I was dating Piper.

Oh, right. Greg. Ok, uh...

excuse us.

You need to get out.

- Are you insane?
- Are you?

Those were Windsor roses, my dear,
from east sussex. Very rare.

We do not practice magic
in front of mortals.

Must be very trying,

but I can assure you,
Paige, once we are wed...

We are not going to be wed. Not now,
not ever. Get out!

You take that one. I got that one.
Let's crash 'em.

- Come on!
- Hey, how's it goin' ?

Uh, not so good. Simon just orbed in
in front of your friend.

- Luckily, he didn't see anything.
- Oh, thank god.

Did you find who that shoe belongs to?

No, we haven't yet, but we're on top of it,

and it's not your job,
so don't worry about it.

Hey, Piper, if you want my buddy
to fix the car, we better get goin'.

- Oh, gee, that's really great, but...
- Come on.

We'll drop off the cookies on the way, and

Wyatt can play on the fire truck.

- We can catch up.
- Yeah, hold that thought.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Actually, I think it's a great idea.

What with Simon orbing in and out of here willy-nilly,
and demons are trying to attack...

No, that's not what I mean. I mean

spending the day
with another man while Leo's frozen and all.

- Well, Piper, it's not a date. He's just a friend of yours.
- A friend that I used to sleep with.

Well, don't sleep with him. Duh!

Easy solution to that problem. Go have fun.
Remember how to do that?

Ooh, my word.

This man is a pig.

Who are you?

I, Sir, am your girlfriend's future husband.

Nothing.

You got anything yet?

Yes. I see...

my new condo with me not in it.

I should just move back here.

Here's what I'm not understanding.

If we've identified them and know
who they are,

- why can't we find 'em?
- And the scather demons don't even have telepathic powers.

Maybe I was right. Maybe Christy does have

some power of telepathy and
she contacted them.

You know, maybe she's suffering from
that stockholm syndrome thing.

Possibly, but it doesn't explain why
we can't find the demons.

Oh, god, maybe we should have
accepted Simon's help.

Oh,

- are you still thinking about the brit?
- No, I'm not thinking about him.

He just may have had a point,
that's all.

Ah, the age old question...
to date or not to date a mortal.

I just keep thinking,

if that fireball had been 2 inches
to the left, there would be no Henry to save.

Does that make me selfish?

Only you can answer that, sweetie.

Right.

Ok, well, back to the matter at hand.

You realize that once we summon them,
there is no turning back?

They will come.

Proceed.

Why have you summoned us?

How could you let her escape?
Why did you not summon us immediately?

My lord, we thought we could get her back.

You failed us,
just as I predicted you would.

We didn't fail you!

For 15 years, we held her for you,
and now... ?

We mustn't let our anger
get the best of us.

We can't lose sight of the bigger picture.

There is no bigger picture
without the witch, Asmodeus.

She is the key.

And without her, we can't possibly hope
to get the power we need.

We should decimate this miserable clan
before anything else goes wrong.

No, wait.

You don't understand. The witch was
rescued by her sister.

So...

So they are both under the protection of
the Charmed Ones.

- The Charmed Ones?
- That's why we summoned you.

We don't have the power to go up
against them.

Neither do we.

Not yet, we don't.

Not unless we get the witch back.

And if we do,

you'd better not lose her again.

Look, just because demons use their powers
to do bad things,

doesn't mean all powers are bad.

You can use yours for good.

Like, you are in the light now, Christy.

There's good magic all around you.
You just have to believe it. You have to trust it.

How?

Well...

like this.

See? It's easy. Just focus on what
you want and you can do it.

All right, why don't you try now?

Oh, come on. Don't worry.
You can do it. I'll be right here.

Come on.

Come on.

Now, I want you to focus really hard
on what you want, ok?

See it in your mind's eye.

- I did it!
- I told you!

Whoa. That's a lot.
Maybe I should put that out.

You know, it's not easy having
magical powers.

But then again, you will never
understand that.

Uh, where'd you say you're from again?

Sussex, with homes in Devonshire,
Manchester, London.

And when...

when...

- Paige and I are wed...
- Listen to me.

I already told you that's not gonna happen.
You got that? Paige is my girl.

Is it really fair of you to be keeping Paige
away from the magical world

she's destined to be in?

I'm not keeping Paige away from anything.

But you are.

You see, it is destiny to combine the Marx
and Matthews magical lines.

Once we are a couple,

we will be the most powerful force of Good
the world has ever seen.

Well, I think Paige and her sisters
are doing fine without you.

But I think Paige deserves so much more,
and I can give it to her.

I'm getting pretty tired of you insinuating
that I am not good enough for Paige.

I'm not insinuating it. I'm saying it.

All right, look, pal.

I may be new to this magical world,
but I'm not afraid of demons,

- and I'm definitely not afraid of you.
- Ah! Not afraid?

- Not afraid?
- No.

Well, I tell you what.

Let's wait until you've had a fireball
thrown at your face,

and then we'll have a little discussion
about how brave you think you are.

Already happened this morning.
I'm still here.

And how embarrassing that must have been.

Let me guess, Paige had to heal you.
Correct?

Yeah.

- So?
- So,

it is only a matter of time before you are
beyond healing,

leaving poor Paige too devastated to fight
the great fight.

You know what? We're finished here.

Are you blind, man?

Can't you see that you're a liability
in every sense of the word?

And the fear of you being blown up will make it impossible
for Paige to ever truly be honest with you.

Look, pal,

I don't know who you are, and
I don't really care.

You're not getting Paige. You got that?

- Really?
- Yeah.

Well, if you won't listen to reason,

- then I guess there's only one thing left for us to do.
- I guess so.

What's that?

I challenge you to a duel.

You sure you can't pay him something
more for this?

No, he's good. Don't worry about it.

Well, it doesn't seem right, especially
since it was my fault.

It's no big deal. He's a fireman.

He likes to help people.

- Is that why you became a fireman?
- Yeah, I guess.

I mean, it sure ain't the pay.

You know, I wanted to call you,
stay in touch,

but

I felt weird after I heard
you and Leo got back together.

Yeah.

Of course.

Hey, I don't mean to pry or anything,
but

I couldn't help notice that he didn't
seem to be around.

Is everything ok?

Yeah. Sure.
You know, it's great.

So is he around?

Uh, well, Leo's been away.

- Away.
- Mm-hmm. Away.

Excuse me.

- Hello?
- I think you need to come home.

What do you mean? Why?

Well, we've I.D.'D the demons that took Christy,
but we can't find them anywhere.

Well, they're low level.
They shouldn't be that hard to find.

Yeah, that's why we think something else
is going on,

like maybe they're being protected by
other demons, more powerful demons.

Like who?

- What was that?
- Hurry!

Phoebe!

- Phoebe!
- Is something wrong?

Um, actually, I need my car now.

- But it's not finished.
- Oh, well, that's ok.

Do you think you could watch Wyatt
for me for a little while?

- Yeah, sure.
- Ok, thanks. Bye. I owe you.

Help!

Jacket!

Oh, my god! Billie, what happened?

I cannot believe this. I cannot believe
what just happened.

What?

Christy just attacked me.

What? Where is she?
Where'd she go?

She just left with one of the demons.

I don't understand, you guys. Everything
was going so well. I mean,

she was laughing, we were having fun, and, oh,

I just don't know how this happened.

Hang on a second. Start from the beginning.

What were you guys doing right before?

Well, I was showing her how to control
her powers

the same way you guys showed me, and
she was getting it.

She was really excited.

- And then?
- And then she started hearing some voices,

voices she started talking to.

What was she saying?

At first, she wanted them to go away,

and then it was something about being the key
or that she didn't want to be the key or...

Wait a minute. What key?

To the ultimate power?

Whoa. Excuse me?

- Oh, no, not another one.
- Yeah, I don't know.

Well, that explains why they took her now.

And then, the weirdest thing happened.
She just changed.

Her expression got very dark.

Then that demon from before
showed up, and before I knew it, I was on fire.

What?

Well, it's just, if that's true,

the demon that took her
didn't have telepathic powers,

which means she had to contact them.

That's ridiculous.
Why would she do that?

- Because they're all she knows.
- No. No,

that's not what happened, ok?
You guys weren't there.

Christy and I connected

as sisters.

So if those demons didn't contact her,
then some other demons did. Ok?

That's a possibility.

So what are we waiting for?
How do we find her?

Well, I guess we could start by trying to
figure out who this ultimate power is,

and maybe they tie into
how we're supposed to get Leo back.

Henry?

Paige, what do you know about duels?

Duels? Why?

- En garde, Sir!
- Wait! What are you doin' ?

I have to go.

What the hell... ?

Ah, Paige, yes, great.

Best for you to see this yourself firsthand.

Now, I know this might look
a little extreme,

but I am determined to make my point.

- Simon, knock it off!
- But you see, my dear, I can't.

For your sake, as well as his, it's far better
you face the truth now than later.

- Look, for you to be with Harry...
- Henry!

Whatever. For you to be with him
instead of me...

Would be a terrible mistake.

I got him right where... right where
I want him.

All right, you pompous son of a bitch,

you think you're the perfect man for Paige
just 'cause you know a little magic?

Well, as a matter of fact, I do.

- You don't know anything about her.
- On the contrary, sir.

I know everything there is to know
about Paige Matthews, thank you.

- Where is she ticklish?
- Ticklish, well...

third toe, left foot, right below the neck.

Did you know she only salts her popcorn
on the right side, never on the left?

And every time she watches
"The Wizard of Oz", she cries.

Every time. Did you know that?

No, why would you because
you don't even care.

You just want some trophy witch
so you can have a nice power couple.

- I care about Paige. I love her.
- And I love him.

Paige? Paige, you can't be serious...

Yeah, we're both serious.

Beat it, pal.

What he said. Cross the pond.

I told you I never run from a fight.

- Thank you.
- Sorry, sorry.
- That's ok. It's ok.

Nothing, except stuff about all the other
ultimate powers we've faced.

Billie, did Christy say anything else
that might be able to help us?

Shh!

She's calling for me. I... I can hear her.

She wants us to reverse the to call
a lost witch spell so we can come find her.

- How does she know about that spell?
- It doesn't matter, we're not going.

- She doesn't want you guys to go, just me.
- Well, no. It could be a trap.

- It's not a trap. I trust her.
- Even though, you know, she did try to kill you?

I have to. I can't lose her again.

Ok, fine.

But if you're not out of there in 5 minutes,
we're coming in to get you.

Christy?

Are you there?

Your sister can't be saved...

and neither can you.

Christy, help me, please!

Don't let them make you do this!
You have the power to stop them! Use it!

Christy, look, we're sisters, ok?

They can't come between us. Nobody can.

Hold your fire.

No!

We don't want to hurt the key.

Look, we can combine our powers together
and put an end to this once and for all.

We can do this together.
Trust me.

- Well?
- It's over.

- So, um, why did you want to come here?
- Oh, I don't know. It's just kind of, uh...

it's like our place now, right?

I mean, ever since you told me that
you were a...

a witch?

It's ok. It's not a bad word,
you know?

Oh, no. No, not at all.

- Henry, are you ok?
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Great. Top of the world.

Literally, right?

- Do you want me to heal that for you?
- No.

No, I like it. It's like a battle scar, right?

Says I fought for my girl, and I won.

- Yes, you certainly did.
- I mean, I faced demons and

fireballs, magical suitors, orbing...

I mean, I think I passed the test, right?

What test?

You love me, don't you?

Yes, I love you.

'Cause, um...

Paige,

will you marry me?

Yes.

Hello!

- Hi, mommy.
- Hi!

Looks like somebody had fun. Can you
say thank you?

Thank you.

I gotta take that off. We gotta get it back
here, kiddo. There you go.

You're welcome, buddy. Anytime.

Ok, why don't you go play, and
I'll be right there, ok?

He's a great kid.

- Thank you, um, for everything.
- Oh, it was my pleasure.

Whoa.

I'm sorry.

No, no, it's ok. I mean, no, it's not ok.

- It's definitely not ok.
- I just thought, you know, with Leo gone...

No, I mean, he's not gone.

I didn't say he was gone. He's just,
you know, he's... away.

Ok.

Listen, Greg, you're a great guy.
Really, and if,

you know, the situation was
different... but...

Leo is coming back.

I understand.

Well, it was

really great to see you again, Piper.

You, too.

What am I wearing?

Oh, that's a John Stamos t-shirt.
You were totally obsessed.

- I was not.
- Yes, you wanted to marry mr. Full House.

- Well, you wanted to marry Pee-Wee.
- Ew! No, I didn't.

I'm sorry about attacking you.
That wasn't me.

- I was being controlled. I would never hurt you.
- Oh, stop. I know. I know.

Is it really over?

I mean, for good?

I'm not gonna let anyone take you away
ever again.

I promise.

Phoebe!

Oh, you scared me.

What are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm eavesdropping.

I don't get to do that anymore now
that I moved out.

Well, stop it.

Spoil sport.

What's wrong with you?

- Your fireman?
- No. Thank you.

Christy.

Oh.

Well, don't worry about her.
She's doing fine.

That's not what I mean. She's the key,
and whatever that means, it can't be good.

Well, maybe it is. I mean, maybe she's here to help us
fight whatever comes next, you know?

Maybe they both are.

Well, I guess we're just gonna have to
wait and see.

She's in position.

We're almost there.