Charmed (1998–2006): Season 7, Episode 10 - Witchness Protection - full transcript

All right. Okay. How's this?

Looks like a little angel.

Yeah, now that you mention it,
not so big on the whole up there-y look.

Maybe we should try the brown again.

Okay, then. Let's do this.

Uh, you know what? It is kind of blah, huh?

I like the Moroccan one.

Uh, Piper, other people are waiting.

Yeah? Well, I've been waiting for years.

Ever since Wyatt was born, I wanted a family portrait,
and it's always one thing or another.

He's going you-know-what, and you're going bonkers.



She exaggerates a little.

Now that I have everyone here, I'm not gonna
be pressured into making any hasty decisions.

You know, at this point it wouldn't be.

Look, can I help it if I just want it to be perfect?

Piper, it's gonna be perfect no matter what the backdrop.

You look beautiful.

Okay, then. Let's do this.

All righty, then. Here we go.

Happy Octopus! Everyone say cheese.

Guys, this really isn't a good time.

We wouldn't have come, but this can't wait.

Neither can this.

It may be too late already.
We've gotten word of something.

Someone has information which could bring the sisters
to us, help them to see the beauty of our way.



Really? That's great. Are you sure?

Yes. But she's under attack by demons,
even as we speak.

You must save her and bring her home
so she can share what she knows.

She may be our last,
best chance at convincing the sisters.

This isn't gonna go over very well.

Good job. Nice smiles, everyone.

Okay, got it. Great. So, uh, I gotta go.

Uh, we get three poses.

I know, but something's come up.

Are we going to do this or what?

It's the Elders, isn't it?
What, we can't have a grace period?

We can't have a normal family moment
without them jingling?

It's, uh, not always gonna be like this, Piper.

And what, is it like a dog whistle now?
Only you can hear it?

You have keys to the car, right?

Try to see your way out of this one, traitor!

This can't be right.

My hero.

Charmed Saison 7 Episode 10
"Witchness Protection"

Transcript : Intrepid.

Synchro : Greatouille.

I have got a lump that won't quit
from one of those little snits.

Are you sure you can't heal a demon?

Don't push it. I saved your life.

Only 'cause the stuffed shirts made you.

You know, I still don't understand
why you didn't just shimmer out.

And miss you coming to meet me?
That would've been rude.

Plus, I'm eager to make a deal with your bosses.

So, why did the Elders send you, anyway?

They know we had a thing?

We didn't have a thing.

Trying to put that ugly past behind you. I get it.

Look, don't waste your seeing powers on me, okay?

Don't have to be a Seer to know that.
So, is this where it all happens?

Oh, my god. Don't tell me! That's-

How about you tell me why
your fellow demons are trying to kill you?

The Elders didn't tell you?

You know, you're hard to read.

But that's okay. I like a challenge.

Just answer the question.

I'm selling them out for bigger
and better things, and they're miffed.

Not that they wouldn't do
the same to me in a New York minute.

All right. Well, I gotta fill Piper in.

The sisters find you up here, they're gonna kill you.

No, no. Actually, they won't.

I've seen my death. No babes involved.

All right, well, then they'll definitely kill me,
so I need to break it to them gently.

You... stay here.

Okay.

Damn!

Don't make any loud noises.

I have a souffl? in the oven,
and you have done enough damage for one day.

I'm sorry. I know it was--

I don't know what I was expecting.
I don't know why I thought it would be different.

I don't know why I thought we could have
a normal family when you're just a blur.

Well, that's a little extreme, don't you think?

It's not like I'm running away all the time.
It was once.

No. No. I mean the picture.

In the picture ... you're just a blur.

But you know what? What the heck?

I'm gonna hang it anyway. Better than nothing.

I couldn't say no. It was important.

Yeah, and so is Paige's dinner date tonight with Kyle,

so if you're done being errand boy for the Elders,
can you give the kids a bath?

Because I need to finish her dinner.

They want us to protect a demon.

They want us to do what?

They want us to protect a demon just until, uh --

Yeah. No, I heard you the first time,
and the answer is absolutely not.

This is how things spiral out of control!

So I think you should wear this green top.
It's really cute.

You could wear it with jeans,
and you'll be comfy, and he'll be comfy.

I'm dressed. I am not changing. Go away.

I know. But, honey, don't you think that's
a little much for a house date?

I mean, he's gonna walk in the door
and wanna throw you down on the floor.

Exactly.

All right. But look at this one. It's sparkly.

It's soft. It's cashmere.

I already have butterflies in my stomach, honey.

I just--I don't need Cupid fluttering around me also.

You really do look beautiful.
Here. Let me get this for you.

Thank you.

I cannot believe that I have hooked up so many couples
in this town, and does my own sister listen to me? No.

I took your advice and made a "home cooked meal,"
even though I can't cook.

Yeah. Minor detail. The point is, you'll be home.

You'll be on your turf.
You don't have to talk about Avatar stuff.

I hope that's all that's holding him back.

Oh, honey, he's a workaholic.
I mean, there's chemistry between you guys, right?

There is so much chemistry, I feel like I'm ...

Okay, you know what? I don't need to hear how you feel.

This is gonna work out
because it's too good for it not to.

You think so?

Yes, I do.

But just to make sure, I'd wear the green top.

Enough with the green shirt.

You're right. He'll love what you have on.

Paige! Demon! No active power! Do something!

Mirror!

Is that my bad luck or yours?

Plant!

Leo, a little help, please!

Did she just call for Leo?

There is a demon in the attic, and you didn't tell me?

- I tried, but you wouldn't let me.
- Oh, sure. Blame me.

Good god.

What is your problem? Are you crazy?

Hold your fire. I brought her here.

We need to protect her.
She has information that we need.

- I don't think so.
- Piper, are you okay?

Okay. Kyle's coming tonight.
There will be no demons in this house.

Not any night.

That surly one is your wife?

"Surly." Do you know her?

Who cares? Just blow her up!

- You can't.
- Watch me.

Fine. Kill me. Who cares if I have
enough to kill all upper-level Demons?

I really think you should hear her out.

Especially after hunky guy here went
to all that trouble to rescue me from those demons.

So, wait. Are you telling me the Elders
are getting us to save demons from other demons?

Unbelievable.

It's not what you think.
The demons don't want her working with us.

We just have to protect her until ...

Okay. That's Kyle. Get upstairs!

Relax. Relax. Everything's gonna be great,
and later, everything's gonna be really, really great.

Really?

Hey! Easy with the goods, there, sister.

Just don't let him eat the eggplant!

What? What's wrong with my eggplant?!

You, uh, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

She's a traitor!

The Seer must die!

Strike faster!

Death to the Seer!

Quiet!

The Seer is protected by The Charmed Ones now.

We'll never get to her before she sells us out.

We have no choice but to release Zankou.

No! Zankou can never be freed.

She's right. The Source banished him for good reasons.

He's too powerful.

He'll control us all!

We need his powers to go up against the witches.

What the Seer tells them will destroy us all.

She must be stopped, or we'll die. I say free Zankou.

Or not.

Anyone else afraid to go up against The Charmed Ones?

So, not only do you run a school
and battle demons, you cook, too?

Well, actually, I, uh...

Would you like some eggplant?

Um, actually, no, I - I can't.
I'm allergic to eggplant.

Really? Interesting.

Besides, I'm stuffed. It was really great, though.

I can't remember the last time
I had a home-cooked meal like this.

Well, I'm glad we put a stop to that.
So, I like you. You like me.

I really don't see what the big problem is.

Wow. You just say whatever pops into your mind, huh?

And you're avoiding the question.

Well, I don't really know how to answer it.

Okay. Just...
why don't you just tell me what's on your mind?

Okay. Do you remember a while ago, I, um...

I told you I didn't have any secrets?

Please tell me you're not married.

No, no, no, no. It's nothing like that.

It's more like ...

Paige, I don't want you to be disappointed in me.

What if ... I told you I did not cook this meal?

You didn't, huh?

No. I can't cook.
I talked Piper into doing it for me.

Do you hate me?

No.

No, I don't.

Don't mind me. As you were.

I think maybe we should go upstairs.

Darryl, hey. Now is not really a good time...
Not that I'm not glad to see you.

Listen, um,
I'm here about Inspector Sheridan, Phoebe...

and what I think he did to her.

Okay, well, what- what's going on? Did you find her?

No, and when I confronted Brody on it,
he said that she jumped to a top secret task force,

and that's why there's no record.

So that's it, right?

No. There's always a record somewhere.

So I looked for something
that maybe you could scry with.

And?

Listen. Her apartment, her records,
her files, all have been cleaned out.

It's like it was a professional job.
Someone does not want me to find her.

And I think that someone just
went upstairs with your sister.

Forget happy endings.
We can't even have a happy beginning.

Look... I found this jammed behind Sheridan's desk.

I mean, it's a long shot. But, you know, if she used it ...

I'll see what I can do.

Oh, and, um, can you get me one
of those cute little scrunchie-faced dogs?

A shar-pei, I think they're called.

Oh, I always wanted a pet.

Oh, and if you could throw in a lap pool,
oh, that would be great.

You know, you might wanna narrow
it down to your top ten demands.

Hey. I've got something you want. Okay?

And the minute I spill my guts,
I have no more bargaining chips.

So I'm milking it for all I can.

Were the boys okay when you left?

Yes. Miss Donovan was reading to them.

Did you get the shar-pei down?

You know, 'cause Chris has that rash
and Wyatt's been a little cranky.

They're fine. I don't know why you worried so much.
We leave 'em there all the time.

Exactly. They spend more time at
magic school lately than they do at home.

She's right, you know.

You stay out of it.

Look, I don't wanna leave 'em
there any more than you do.

But we need to take care
of this before the demons attack.

On that note, let's move this along, shall we?

See? It's just endless.

I'm never gonna be able
to spend any real time with my kids

while we're single-handedly
trying to rid the world of demons.

Hello? I'm a demon you can get rid of.

Preferably before I'm ambushed again.

Okay, here's her list.
Go see what the Elders have to say.

Hold on there, Sugar.
I've got one more thing I'd like to add to that list,

and it's something only the Elders can give...
and it's a deal-breaker.

I wanna be made human.

What? Why in the hell would a
powerful demon want to be made human?

"Hell" being the operative word, as in,
"I live there, and it sucks."

You know what? I don't think you know anything.

I think it's all just one big scam.
How do we have any proof?

Hello, beautiful.

I can't believe I slept with that guy.

Okay, apparently the cage is not working
so great for you. So just stay down!

How's it going in there?

Not loving the demon interruptus.

Is that proof enough for ya, Sweetie?

Well, I guess Chris won't be using this.

I gotta stop trying to keep
anything nice in this house.

Ouch! You know, that hurts.

Yeah, well, get used to it.
'Cause if this is a setup ...

This is not a setup.

Can someone please just remind me why, uh...
we are protecting a demon?

Well, apparently, she's selling out all of her buddies.

So we're doing the witness protection thing.

You know, if you want us to make a deal with the Elders
to make you human, I think you need to give us something.

Wait! Back up. Did you say "human"?

I know. I know. I wouldn't actually have a soul.

But I could live with that.

This is so weird.

Okay, and also a waste of my time.

Because I was in the middle of something.

Okay, okay, fine. I'll give you something.
A little... enticement.

Bated breath.

Okay, sure. I have a little black Book of Demons.

But I also have the skinny on a little thing called...
the Avatars.

What do you know about the Avatars?

Yeah. What do you know about 'em?

Oh. Didn't I tell you he'd like the dress?

Stop doing that.

Can we get back to the Avatars, please?

I know that they're close... closer than you think.
Could be here any minute.

Kyle.

Okay, pow-wow. Pow-wow. Let's go.

Not you. You stay here.

Okay. Here's what I don't get.

Why does the Seer want to be human if the Avatars are so close?

Yeah, you'd think she'd want to be evil
if evil was about to take over.

Unless the Avatars are good.

Yeah, right. Is that possible?

Either way, I just need her gone,
and I want my boys home.

So why don't you go up to the Elders
and see if you can make a deal?

Meantime, I'll stay with the Seer.

Since we have similar powers, maybe I can tap
into hers and find out what she really knows.

Good. Go.

You've put me in an awkward position.

Why didn't you tell me I was rescuing a demon?

There wasn't time. She was about to be killed.

Besides, we couldn't take the chance
that you would say no. Too much is at stake.

You're taking an even bigger risk
by parking a demon in the house.

We know it's dangerous, Leo. But we're at a crossroads.

Agent Brody is a threat we didn't count on.

He has the means to destroy us and
the passion to turn them against us.

We're taking a calculated risk in the hopes
of guiding the sisters toward the right road.

This isn't calculated. It's foolhardy.

The Seer's unpredictable. She'd out me in a heartbeat.

Except she thinks you're just an Elder
since she sent her message to them.

We simply intercepted it.

She'll see through me.

She won't if you get her what
she wants quickly. Make the deal.

Think about it, Leo.

With her power,
she can literally show the sisters our future,

help them to understand what
we're offering in a way no one else can.

Not even you.

They should be back by now.

They're dead. The witches killed them.

Yeah, well, we'll all be dead soon
if we don't pull out all the stops.

And what stops are you pulling out, Shapeshifter?

You're a coward with no power.

I'm just saying.

I'm telling you, we should release Zankou.

No way.

You know, you girls really
should take better care of your things.

There are some singed pages here.

Well, you should tell your demon friends
to be more careful when they attack next.

Look at this. You're like a family, and there's,
like, pictures of fun times and stuff.

Look at Wyatt. That's his first birthday.

Are those my earrings?

Yeah. Sorry. They called out to me.

You're so close, and - and - and
you like each other, and you're happy, and ...

..."happy and"?

And could you push a little harder on that right shoulder?

If you're not gonna get a premonition,
you could at least work out that knot.

Can't blame a girl for trying, you know?

Hey, when I first started getting my visions,
I had to touch people, too. Phone.

Phone.

Oh, phone! You're good.

Hello? Uh, Darryl, now's not really a good time again.

Let me call you back? All right.

I mean, not that I'm okay with you stealing my stuff,

but those earrings really do look amazing on you.

Then again, what wouldn't?

You know, Sugar, much as I enjoy the flattery
and the bonding and even the touching,

you're not getting anything out
of me until you make me human.

Okay. I get it. But what I don't get
is why you want to be human.

I mean, did the bad stuff just start
to get to you after a while?

No. The good stuff did. In my line of work,
I see a lot and good and bad,

and the good's just better.
Problem is, I can see it, but I can't feel it.

That's the thing about Vision.
It's a blessing and a curse.

Yep. You know, being a demon
is about feeding the endless emptiness,

and I'm sick of it.

I long for the... the subtle notes in-between.

And the Avatars have something to do with that, right?

I'm just not sure what. Right. Bargaining chip.

Look, it's not like I'm being
tight-lipped and mean for no reason.

I can't give you what you want,
or I won't get what I want.

I see. You're not even sure I have anything you want.

Look, I want to trust you.
I really do. But... you're a demon.

How 'bout I help you with your other problem instead?

You know, the thing with the cop -- uh, Sheridan.

If I find her for you, then would you trust me?

What the hell are you doing?

Unh. We're wasting time.

We should've orbed in.

Well, yeah. That's why I drove, thinking maybe
it'd give you time to chill out a little.

Look, if the Avatars are on the way
like the Seer says, we've gotta be prepared.

Ok, what the hell is that?
You're kind of freaking me out.

It's why the Avatars killed my parents.

It's a vanquishing potion that kills them.

I didn't know one existed.

Neither did they.
They didn't even know what they found.

All they knew was that this ancient civilization
fought off this great power with it.

The Avatars went into retreat -- till now.

Well, I think that's great.
Now you have the potion, we know where it is, and,

uh, we can just put it away
and bring it out if we need it.

Paige, I have spent my entire life preparing for
this moment when I can finally meet them face to face.

Look, you have to let my sisters and I help.
This is what we do.

I know you've had a lot of pain. Okay?
One potion is not gonna fix everything.

Would you please just let us help you?

No. This is my fight.
You don't know what I've had to do to get this far.

What do you mean?

I told you. I've ...
I've done some things that I'm not very proud of.

We all have.

We don't negotiate with demons.

Well, she could give us everything we need
to go after every upper-level demon.

In exchange for making her human? I don't think so.

We have more pressing concerns than demons,
like the Avatars.

She might know something about them, too.

What does she know?

She's cagey. But I get the feeling that
she might have foreseen something about them.

Well. Then that might be worth bargaining for.

But we need to know what she knows first.

Then, and only then,
will we see about giving her what she wants.

Darryl.

You're late.

Who is this?

Uh, The Seer.

Seer, Darryl. Darryl, Seer.
Let's see if Sheridan's here, shall we?

Whoa, hold -- hold on a second here.

You really think after all this time
I wouldn't recognize a demon?

I can't believe you brought a demon.

Actually, she brought me.

Go easy on him.
His wife's had him sleeping on the couch all week.

How does she know that?

Seer. Get it? She sees things.

She's perfectly harmless and
actually very good at what she does.

I can't hold a candle to her.

Oh, that's so sweet ... and so not true.
And don't worry.

She'll get over it. Just bring her some
of that marzipan that she likes.

You think -- You mean, like, the little fruit?

I can't believe I'm -- I'm listening to a demon.

Don't be rude. She found this place. Let's go.

What a fool I was thinking that this crazy-ass
stuff wouldn't happen anymore like--like this.

I know. It's why you don't hang out with us anymore.

But you got to admit it -- you sort of miss it, don't ya?

Phoebe ... what is your demon friend doing?

Uh-oh. Okay. There's plenty of time
for this when you're human.

Oh, come on. Take off your shoes
and let me feel the grass through you.

Yeah. We gotta get back before Leo does.
Otherwise, he'll flip.

You coming, Darryl?

What kind of place is this?

It's a mental hospital.

Oh, whoa. I've never seen this side
of good in my visions before. It's so ... bad.

Yeah. Well, there's a downside
to being able to feel things sometimes.

Well, I'd still take good that's not always good
over bad that's never good.

Somehow, I know exactly what you mean.

Yeah. I'd try that one.

There's more.

It's Sheridan.

Oh, my god.

I told you Brody did something to her.

Paige, please pick up the phone. Pick up the phone.

Leo, we need to get Paige away
from Kyle before she ends up in a coma, too.

You know, I just can't get over the fact that you were
crazy enough to take the Seer out of the house.

Well, I need to find out if she was dating
a madman, and I did, and she is.

So please, Leo, you need to go get her.

You know, you could've waited for me,
and I could've taken her.

I came back, didn't I?

Because you need us.

And because she likes us.

Okay, are you two buddy-buddies
starting to read each other?

What are you afraid of, anyway?
That I'm gonna tell her your dirty little secret?

What makes you think I have any secrets?

Hey, you guys, Paige is in danger.

We have to get Piper out of magic school so we can
get Paige out of Kyle's apartment, please. Please.

Okay. But don't ... go anywhere ...
and make sure these potions are near you. Okay?

She's no good to us dead.
And don't make me come back and separate you.

So ... okay, so if the Avatars are bad,
wouldn't it be safer for you just to stay a demon?

You're wondering if hubby is wrong about the avatars.

Yeah. I mean, is it possible that they're good?
Is it really possible?

It's a smart question ... one I'm sure to answer
for you once I get my lap pool and the ability to feel.

Fine. But... first you're gonna have to I.D.
some of your demon buddies for me.

We could be making a huge mistake here.

We don't have a choice.

Lexonero bestia!

Lexonero!

Finally.

Too bad The Source isn't still alive.
I owe him for this.

One of you was against freeing me. Who was it?

It was me. I figured The Source incarcerated
you for a reason...

because you're too dangerous.

I like an honest demon. Now, where's The Seer?

You know about...?

I could sense it all from my prison.
I even know about the Avatars.

The demonic forces await your word.

A legion won't get past The Charmed Ones.
But a Shapeshifter might.

I--I'm a shapeshifter.

Good! Good.

Now I'm one, too.

Piper. Leo. Come in.

Hey. Guys. What's up?

Oh. So much for breaking it
to her before it's too late.

Uh... what's up is, uh, that ... you know how Morris
was looking into how maybe Sheridan... tell 'em, Leo.

Phoebe and Morris found Sheridan
in a mental institution.

She was in a coma, and we believe you put her there.

Yeah. I actually know. Kyle told me.

You know? And you're okay with this?

Well, um ... we all do things we're not
proud of sometimes. Right, Leo?

I think that's a little different. He shot an innocent.

With a tranq-dart.

Then put her in a coma.

He did that to help. To help us.
She was gonna expose us.

Look, guys, it's just temporary. Okay?
She's completely safe.

And I will bring her out of it,
right after the Avatar threat's over with.

After losing a chunk of her life?

You of all people should understand the sacrifice.

Whatever he's done is to try to help rid the world of evil.

It appears to me that he's the evil, not the Avatars.

What, are you insane?

Of course they're evil. Leo, they killed my parents.

Okay. Uh ... this is gonna take a while to figure out.

So why don't you get dressed so we can go.

I'm not gonna go, Piper. I'm staying here.

That went swimmingly.

Okay. Furies ...

Toxic. Emphasis on "ick" ... hate me.

Oh. The grimlocks, Emphasis on the "grim", hate me.

Okay, so what I'm gathering is pretty much
every demon in this book hates you?

Pretty much. Which is sad because they're my family.

Well, I mean, it would be sad if I had feelings.

Well, don't worry. I'm gonna put
something in the spell about that.

Thanks. You really care about
what happens to me, don't you?

Yeah, I do ... I guess.

That's nice. I like that.

Hey ... where's Paige?

She stayed with Kyle.

What?! Even after you told her?

We didn't get a chance to. Kyle beat us to the punch.

And apparently she's okay with it.

Yeah, well, you know what? I am not okay with it.

Well, neither am I. But first things first.

We need to get this little demon
creature out of the house.

We need to get the information about the Avatars
so I can use it as leverage against the Elders.

You know my terms.

Your terms are ridiculous.

Look, what if I personally guarantee
you get what you want?

Oh, I'm supposed to trust you now?

What is with you two?

Look, all I know is the Avatars are a powerful force,
and your secret weapon is locked in here.

Uhh! Phoebe, would you please speak to her?

Okay. Remember how you said that
you can sense that I care about you?

Well, I can sense that you care about me, too.
So, please.

Give me the information that we need.

I can't tell you.

But I can show you.

Phoebe?

Hi, Aunt Phoebe.

Hi, Wyatt. Hi, big guy.

Mommy! Mommy!

Whoo! Hi! What are you doing, my little lady bug?

Mommy, Chris was scaring me about the demons again.

Chris, it's not nice to tease.
What did I tell you about the demons?

They don't exist anymore. Not since the Avatars.

She's smiling. Right? That's good.

She's seeing Utopia:
No demons ... beyond good and evil.

You betrayed me. And now you pay.

What? What was it? What happened?

I saw the most beautiful thing ever ...

... and the most terrible.

Now you know why I'm doing this.

Yeah. With no demons in the future, you'd be extinct.

If I even get to that future, which,
if Zankou has his way, I won't.

But let's keep in mind that the future's volatile.

Okay? The choices me make, the things we do...
could change it.

What you saw may never happen.

But if the good part of what I saw can happen,
that would be great, because it was incredible.

I was so happy and calm and peaceful, and my little girl...

oh, gosh, she was so cute.

Yeah. Not normally big on the rug rats,
but she was cute.

Now I'm even more worried about Paige.

Kyle wants to destroy something
that could potentially be really great.

Okay, hang on a second.
We don't know any of this for sure,

and even you made the Avatar future seem threatening.

Well, duh. If I made it sound peachy,
you wouldn't have helped me.

The fact is, I didn't see anything threatening
How 'bout you, Leo?

Okay, seriously, what is it with you two?

Are you gonna tell her, or shall I?

I told you I liked a challenge. So what's it gonna be?

Look ... apparently what she has seen... is that...

I know the Avatars are good... because I'm an Avatar.

What?! That's insane! What does that mean?

That means I believe in what they want--
a world beyond good and evil.

Wait. Are you saying that you've been living in
our house as an Avatar, and you haven't told us?

Look, I'm the same old Leo.

Only ... not! Is this how you went
from psycho crazy guy to happy-happy guy?

Because you became an Avatar?

What changed for me was knowing
we could have this life that we always wanted--

a life without demons. You know?
They showed me this peaceful world -- happy,

like Phoebe saw in her vision.

The point is not "happy."
The point is, why didn't you tell me?

Well, I couldn't tell you until you were ready.

Everybody has to come to the truth in their own time.

Okay, Leo, you know what?

Don't guru-talk me, because you are
in far too much trouble if you think--

Okay. Guys, guys, can we just
put this on hold for a second?

She's right. This can wait. She can't.

I've seen her vanquish, and we have to make
her human right now. She held up her end of the deal.

Now it's the Elders' turn.

Okay, well, I can't exactly go to
the Elders and say, "The Seer saw Utopia."

They're not gonna believe me.

No, but they'll believe me. Piper's gonna help
you get your stuff together for your new life.

And if I were you, I'd go upstairs and
get the dress that matches those earrings,

'cause you're gonna look amazing in it.
We'll be right back with the spell.

What is she doing here?

I'm here to give you what you want.

So. The Seer told you something.

Yes. She told us that the Avatars' future is a Utopia.

That's not possible.

I've seen it.

It's gonna take more than that.

That's why I'm here to show it to you.

What did I tell you about the demons?
They don't exist anymore.

Not since the Avatars.

It's not possible. This must be some sort of trick.

You've seen the vision. Take your time sorting it out.
But I will need that spell.

But this might be all a sham.

Then it's not the Seer's fault.
She's just the messenger.

But you do have to honor your end of the deal.

Oh. Hey. I'm glad you're here.
I was worried about you.

Oh, I was picking up some clothes.

Oh. Well, if you're looking for your red winter jacket
with the missing button, I, uh, gave it to The Seer.

Why? Do demons feel cold?

Except she won't be a demon anymore.

So, the Seer told us something about the Avatars?

Even better. Because of their shared power,
she was able to give Phoebe her vision.

How bad was it?

That's the thing. According to Phoebe, it was good.

And you're willing to believe a demon over Kyle.

I don't believe one way or another.
I'm just trying to keep an open mind.

Piper! Everything we know about them
- everything -- points to them being killers.

Don't you think that maybe we should
explore what they're all about just in case?

Explore what?!
How 'bout this - Why don't you "explore"?

When you find something out, give me a call, because
I'll be there to vanquish it with Kyle's potion. Okay?

You know, I don't think Phoebe
would mind throwing in some shoes.

Oh. Thanks, but I won't need them.

Soon as I'm human, I'm hoping your guy will orb me
to Golden Gate Park and I can finally run through that grass.

Have you thought of a name for yourself?

Oh! It's Kyra. It ... always has been.
It's just everyone calls me,

uh ... The Seer.

Ok. Honestly, now ... how do I look?

I've never worn anything so... Fun.

Kyra, you look great.

Thanks.

Did you get the spell?

Oh, Leo's got it.
He's downstairs trying to convince Paige not to leave.

Yeah, I know. I already tried.
Um ... look, we're kinda pushing it here.

The demon could show up any minute, so ...

Maybe you should get the spell.

Hey ... you look really great.

Sure you don't mind me borrowing it?

No. Not at all. Although I'm much more
of a black kind of guy myself.

I think it's a lot more appropriate for a funeral.
Don't you, Kyra?

Wait. How did you --

Hello, "Sugar".

Did I call you that ever?

What I meant to say was,
"Hello, Swirling particles of scum!"

You always were amusing.

But still, I can't allow you to betray us
all just to save your own ass.

It's good to be back.

That wasn't you.

That was the demon from my vision.

We can't keep doing this.
There's gotta be a better way.

There is a better way.
She showed it to me, and it was beautiful.

I think I want to meet them.

And I want you to, but ...
I think you need a clear mind to do so,

and I don't know that now's the right time.

Now is the best time.

You sure?

We're sure.

Call them.

We're listening.