Charmed (1998–2006): Season 6, Episode 11 - Witchstock - full transcript

She's supposed to be here by now.

-So she's a little late.
-No, she's a lot late.

Paige used to be the first one
to a vanquish. What's wrong with her?

She's in love. That's hardly wrong.

It is when it interferes with
her responsibilities as a Charmed One.

Why don't you just let me
handle this one alone.

Because you've handled
the last four vanquishes alone.

You should have
never let them move out.

Hey, you don't see me complaining,
I'm happy for them.

And you should be too.

So where is this demon
and what's its name?



No one knows its name.

And it's too strong
for one witch to handle alone.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

How much longer
is this gonna take?

Go see what Phoebe's doing.

-Where'd he go?
-Hong Kong.

Hong Kong? This is the last time
I work crowd control for you guys.

Hi. Wow.

Oh, how's Wyatt?
I miss him so much.

He misses you too.
Is this a bad time?

No, this is a great time.
Jason's away at a conference.

I was just practicing my origami.
This is a tiger. You can have that.

-I'm sorry I didn't visit.
-No, no, don't be silly.

You've obviously been
really busy folding.



I'm sorry I have to
ask for your help, but...

No, it's okay.

I mean, if you don't
enter the tiger's cave,

you may never get the cub, right?

-Come again?
-Ancient Chinese proverb.

Means "nothing ventured,
nothing gained," you know?

-Can we get the show on the road?
-Sure.

-Okay.
-Keep that.

Look, when the safety hazard's clear,
you can go to work.

-Just be patient, okay?
-Yeah, easy for you to say.

-I got four mouths to feed.
MAN 1: Yeah, me too.

MAN 2: Got that right.
MAN 3: Yeah.

Okay, what do you want me to do?

You're the bait.
All you gotta do is levitate into the air.

And when this demon
senses your magic,

it's gonna come fast and hard.

Okay.

Be careful of my origami.
That tiger took two fricking hours.

Okay, let's do it.

[RUMBLING]

Ah!

MAN 1: What was that?
MAN 2: What was that?

All clear.

Maybe you should just take me
out back and hose me down.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry I'm late.
Did I miss the vanquish?

-Ask her.
-Hi, hi, hi.

Hey.

-Oh, my God, Phoebe, how are you?
-Great.

-How's Jason?
-He's great. How's Richard?

He's fabulous. He was taking his time
getting out of the house this morning.

That's why I couldn't orb.

Wait, you don't orb
with him in the house?

She's asked Richard
to not use his magic.

So I'm trying to be supportive
and, you know,

not use my magic in front of him.

A magic-free life. You're the last witch
in the world I'd expect that from.

It's not magic-free,
it's just magic-light.

Yeah, it's still a lot to give up.

What I get from him kind of
more than makes up for it, I think.

Ew.

-How's Hong Kong?
-It's fascinating.

I'm studying numerology
and the Chinese zodiac.

But, you know, distant waters
doesn't quench the immediate thirst.

-Huh?
-Ancient Chinese proverb.

It just means that I miss my family.

Well, that's good,
because your family misses you too.

I mean, I don't have a lot of people
to hang out with,

aside from my baby,
who doesn't really say much,

and then
one really neurotic whitelighter.

Yeah, how is my little buddy Chris?

Last time I saw him,
he wasn't in such good shape.

He's trying his best to hide it,
but he's still really shaken up.

Well, he lost his fiancée, you know?
I don't blame him, it's huge.

There's something in the future
that's freaking him out.

Yeah, he's more determined than ever
to protect Wyatt from evil,

which means there's
a new demon hunt every day.

I feel like such a bad sister,

leaving you guys alone
to handle all this.

No, no. We're fine.

Wyatt and I actually enjoy
having the manor to ourselves.

-Really?
-Yeah. I mean,

we have room to spread out,
and life is very quiet and calm,

and, best of all,
everything stays clean.

If I'm gonna hang out,
I better change my clothes.

-I think I left some here.
-I'll go with you.

PHOEBE: You know, being born under
the Year of the Ox is a good thing.

It means you're
a natural-born leader.

-What happened to my room?
-Holy...

PAIGE: I guess when Piper said
she was gonna spread out,

she wasn't kidding.

But where's all my stuff?

I mean, I have stuff, you know.
Lots and lots of stuff.

Well, being an Ox,
I can take charge of this.

You can borrow something from
my room until we straighten this out.

Oh, hi, baby.

This one too?

Yeah, you move,
you lose it in this family.

You could lose a lot more
than a bedroom.

Hi, Chris, I'm fine,
thank you. And you?

It's his job to offer his opinion.

You know, the only reason she's even
here is Paige missed the vanquish.

-Another one?
-Yeah.

That makes, what,
five in a row now?

You guys are such nags.

PHOEBE: When did you two
become so chummy?

LEO:
We're not chummy.

He's gone through
a lot protecting Wyatt,

and I figure, instead of doubting him,
I should help him a little.

So, what do you guys think?
You like Wyatt's new room?

I like it. I just like my room too.

And I like it, I just like my room too.

Well, you guys were the ones
that moved out, not me.

So where are my clothes?

Oh, God. This is really
kind of hitting home.

-What's that?
-Well, that I don't live here anymore.

Ugh. I know what you mean.

At Richard's, it just doesn't
feel like home yet, you know?

I don't know, I guess
I just had more fun here.

Yeah, because this place is a riot.

No, I just... I don't know, I guess
I'm more free here. "Free to be me."

Oh, wow, Phoebe,
these are some boots.

No, they're not mine, but I wish
they were, because they're hot.

The box says "Penny."
Penny, as in "Grams" Penny?

No way.

I refuse to believe that Grams
ever wore anything this hot.

Yeah, I figured her
more for steel-toed orthopedics.

You know, the better
to kick your ass with.

They're your size, Paige.
Try them on.

-I don't know.
-Oh, come on, just do it.

They're kind of '60s.

So, what's wrong with the '60s?

The '60s was, like,
the worst fashion era. Hello.

Bad clothing, bad hair,

and extremely questionable
personal hygiene.

Hey, they fit.

Hey, where'd she go?

['60s MUSIC PLAYS]

Pardon me...

Hold on, I'm adjusting my aura.

You know how those
blocked chakras can get.

There.

You brought my go-go boots.
Right on.

Actually, they brought me.

That's because I cast
a return-to-owner spell

on all my favourite stuff.

I'm always taking my clothes off

and forgetting them somewhere
these days.

-Excuse me, who are you?
-Penny.

Penny.

As in...

-..."Penny Halliwell" Penny?
-Yeah.

-Who are you?
-I'm Paige. I'm your gr...

I'm your grandest fan.

I've heard so much about you.

Far out.

Far out.

You have no idea how far out.

The whitelighters
are putting on a light show.

Oh, come on, Paige,
you don't wanna miss this.

What do you mean, you lost Paige?

Well, it was really weird.

I mean, one second she was here,
and the next second, poof.

It kind of happened after she
put on a pair of Grams' boots.

Grams cast spells on her clothes
when she was young.

Wait, you knew Grams
when she was young?

Yeah, we crossed paths once or twice
when I was a young whitelighter.

-Ew.
-Well, I barely remember it.

Ew.

Well, if the boots did belong
to your grandmother,

we better summon her from the dead.
Maybe she can tell us what happened.

-Okay, let's get the candles.
-But you...

GIRL 1:
Yeah.

GIRL 2: Really groovy.
GUY 1: Pretty groovy.

Out of sight.

I'm Robin, by the way.

So, what do you think?

Oh, my God, is that Leo?

-You know him?
-I thought I did.

GUY 2: Yeah.
GUY 3: Yeah, man.

What are all these people
doing here?

Oh, they're not just people.
They're witches.

With a few whitelighters thrown in.

I don't suppose any of them know
how to open a time portal, do they?

Anything's possible
when you free your minds.

That's why we're gathering
here tonight, for a magical be-in.

PAIGE:
Oh, like a human be-in.

When Timothy Leary said,
"Tune in, turn on, drop out"?

No, there's no acid allowed
in the manor, Paige.

We're all on a contact high.

I'm not on drugs.

I'm just having a bad trip.

How do you know what's
gonna happen at the Human Be-In?

It's tomorrow at Golden Gate Park.

I just kind of know things.

Like I know I wanna go home.

-Do you have an active power?
-Yeah, I can orb.

Groovy.

Hey, everyone, we have
a witch here who can orb.

GIRL 4: Groovy.
-Right on.

Lay some orbs on us, sister.

Fine, if it'll help me
get out of here.

Big, fat tape thingy.

Oh, my powers must be down.
Must be the past.

Past few minutes. This patchouli oil,
it's really making me light-headed.

Performance anxiety.

Listen, if you want
some private coaching,

there's an empty room upstairs,
you dig?

Ugh. No, I don't dig.

-You okay, honey?
-Yeah.

I don't know how I'm gonna
get home without my magic.

Wow.
I've never seen so many witches

just hanging out.

PENNY:
Wait till the magical be-in.

This house was built
on a spiritual nexus.

We're gonna tap into its power tonight
and ride the magic wave.

Are you sure
you're Penny Halliwell?

Everything on schedule for tonight?

They're lining up
like Iambs to the slaughter.

Oh, it's gonna be a massacre.

I wish we could take them out now.
I can't stand these peace-lovers.

Just keep it together
a little while longer.

We want this place packed.

And I see a few new arrivals
since my last visit.

This one's dressed a little strange,
don't you think?

-Where's she from?
-I don't know.

-She just got here.
-Well, keep an eye on her.

The attack takes place
on schedule tonight.

And if you need anything,
I'll be close by.

So, what do you say, Paige?
Join us tonight?

You know, as much as I
consider myself a free spirit,

I really can't.
I need to go home.

If there's any way that you can help
me write a spell so I can find my way...

Oh, Allen's back.

PENNY: Hi.
ALLEN: Hey.

Where's Patty?

I dropped her off at my sister's.
She's gonna crash there tonight.

Patty, like "Mom" Patty?

I mean, you're a mom.

-Janice?
-Excuse me?

I just came back
from my sister's pad,

and for a second I thought
I was looking at her again.

Paige, this is my old man, Allen.

He's not a witch,
but he's cool with it.

-Allen, your first husband.
-My first and only.

I'm not that into free love.

Listen up, I passed this groovy
drum circle on my way here.

-Who wants to check it out?
PENNY: Count me in.

I think I'm gonna
do some light reading.

Is your Book of Shadows
in the attic?

I swear, it's like you could
be my sister.

Or your granddaughter.

If you had a granddaughter, that is,
which you won't unless I get home.

You can't leave now.

We need as many witches
as possible tonight.

She's right, Paige, come with us.

Who wants a ride
on the rainbow bus?

You know, if I hadn't
taken over Paige's room,

this never would've happened.
This is all my fault.

TOGETHER:
What's done is done.

Okay, you two really need
to get a room.

Yeah.

PHOEBE:
Hear these words, hear my cry

Spirit from the other side

Come to thee, I summon thee
Cross now the great divide

[GRUNTS]

Well, it's about time
you called to say hello.

Oh, how are my darlings?

We got a problem.

GRAMS:
Well, you're not the only one.

-Orb out.
-No, magic makes it grow.

Summoning her spirit
already gave it power.

Oh, you must be Chris,
the new whitelighter.

You know, he doesn't look
very qualified for the job.

-Chris, just let me blast it.
PHOEBE: She's right. Orb.

For heavens' sakes, listen to them.

We'll find a way
to vanquish the foul thing later.

LEO:
Now.

PIPER:
Uh... Oh.

You and Paige moved out?

-When?
-A few weeks ago.

But we're handling everything.

Dear, you have Paige
stuck in the past

and a demonic blob
roaming the manor.

Exactly how are you
handling things?

We're still in an adjustment period.

There would be no adjustment period
if you were living under one roof.

Why in heaven's name
did you move out?

To be with Jason.

You said it yourself,
"never give up on love." Remember?

I didn't say give up on your sisters.

And you. You're the oldest,
how could you let them move out?

You know, it really wasn't that hard,

because they deserve a shot
at a normal life.

They're not normal, Piper.

And neither are you.
When are you going to learn that?

Well, I guess never.

All this over men.

How many times have I told you,
men are utensils.

You use them, wash them,

and throw them in a drawer
until you need them again.

LEO:
Shh.

Everyone, quiet.

[CHITTERING]

I can hear it.

I think it's in the wall.

Yeah, it's in the wall.

We need Paige. It took the power
of three to vanquish it in the future.

What?

If you knew that, why didn't
you tell me that in the first place?

I could barely get two of you
together, let alone three.

Besides, it's not that big right now.
I thought two could handle it.

Leo, you take point.

Chris here is much too green
to guide my girls.

What? You know what,
you can just stop that right...

Ah, ah. Quiet.

It's time to give
this floundering ship a rudder.

Now, which boots did Paige put on?

Red. Go-go boots.

We've got a problem.

Those boots took Paige back
to the Summer of Love,

which was one of the most
crucial times of my life.

What do you mean, crucial?

Your grandfather Allen, rest his soul,
was a sweet man,

but he led me straight down
the hippie-dippie trail.

-You were a flower child?
-Yeah, well, don't rub it in.

What's important is that
Allen was killed by my best friend.

I didn't know it then,
but she was evil.

And I walked in
right after it happened.

What did you do?

Well, let's just say that
my peacenik days ended fast.

Along with that bitch Robin.

-If she hadn't killed Allen...
-You'd still be a flower child.

And the Charmed Ones
would be dead.

I know I'm a ball-buster.

But it kept me alive
to protect my girls

from all the demons
that came after them as kids.

I cast my return-to-owner spell
on a lot of clothes that summer.

-So...
PHOEBE: So we get to go back there?

And we get to meet
our grandfather?

Don't make too much out of it,
because whatever you do,

you can't change the past
or tell anyone you're from the future.

-Well, why does he get to?
-Because I know what I'm doing.

-Hah.
-Not from where I'm standing.

I'll stay here with Leo and the newbie
to contain the slime

until you can bring Paige back
to vanquish it, okay?

Okay, girls, get dressed.
You are going to the Summer of Love.

[DRUMS POUNDING]

ALLEN:
Hear the drums.

Liquid beats crashing down
On parched shores

Pounding like the feet of 10,000
soldiers Whispering "why?"

-Why?
-Right on.

[CHEERING]

Sorry, I just got a little carried away.

Don't be sorry, that was gone.

-Gone, that's right.
GIRL: Hey, Robin!

That's exactly
what I should be, gone,

because I'm actually
starting to dig... Like this.

It's kind of cool,
everybody being so free.

GIRL:
Robin, come here.

You are exactly
what we're all about, Paige.

Do you wanna hear my dream?

I dream of a crusade
to rid the world of evil.

Not through fighting or the inner anger
that makes us wanna fight,

but through the magic power of love.

Are you sure you're Penny Halliwell?

-How long have you felt this way?
-Ever since I met Allen.

It must be so great
to share this together.

Your old man's not into magic?

He's not so old,

but no, not so into it either.

Hey, groovy girl,
we've been looking for you.

Welcome. I'm Penny.

Any friends of Paige's
are friends of ours.

But you shouldn't
use magic so openly.

-That's Grams.
-Shh.

I'm Allen. Peace and love.

Oh, yes, love. Lots and lots of love.

I have so much love for you, man,
you have no idea.

You here for the happening
at the manor tonight?

No, we were just looking
for our friend Paige, actually.

Excuse us.

-So glad you guys found me.
-We need to get out of here.

[SIRENS WAILING]

It's the pigs.

Okay, everybody, let's break it up.

Let's go, everybody out. Move it.

This is a park, man.
You can't control God's green earth.

It's the taxpayers' green dollars
that pay for this park.

And you're loitering, so move it.

Hell, no, we won't go
Hell, no, we won't go

Hell, no, we won't go
Hell, no, we won't go

They have no right
They have no power

Turn their hate sticks into flowers

Let's jam. If the cops catch us,
we'll miss tonight.

-Piper, freeze them.
-I can't.

-Come on, let's go.
-Paige, come on. Come on.

MAN:
No way, man.

If what's happening tonight
at the manor is what I think it is,

this might be the night
that Grandpa dies.

Let's just hope that Paige
tries to get us out of here first.

I don't wanna be raised by
that flower child we saw in the park.

-We'd never make it to puberty.
-You don't own me!

You think you own me, but the Man
will never own Luther Morris.

GUARD: I said, keep it down.
PIPER: No.

What are you two looking at?

Please, there's gotta be a way
to get my friends out of jail.

Stay cool, Paige.
We've all been hassled by the pigs.

It's a rite of passage.

They'll let your friends go...

...after a night in jail.

Okay, everybody,
time to prepare for the party.

Take a crystal, bless it
and hide it outside the manor.

-We wanna form a perimeter.
-What are those?

Those are pyrite crystals.

They resonate a harmonic tone
when exposed to evil.

Kind of like
a demonic alarm system.

-How did you know?
-I was taught by the best.

I thought our gathering tonight
was a peaceful one.

I wanna give peace a chance as much
as anyone, Robin, but I'm not dumb.

You know how many covens
are coming tonight?

-We'll be sitting ducks.
-Right.

I would really love it
if my friends could come tonight.

If there's anything
that we can do to help them...

Tell you what, I got a friend
who's an ACLU lawyer.

I'll call him...

...right after we set the crystals.

Thank you.

The way I see it,
we're all targets for the slime.

We need a plan to control it
until the girls get back.

In the future, everyone tried
to control the demon with no name.

-But it can't be done.
-That's hardly a winning attitude.

And why in heaven's name
couldn't the people in the future

find some name for that thing?

Speaking of the future, what's
so awful that happens to Wyatt?

-I can't tell you that.
-Come on, I'm an elder.

Excuse me, back on point.
The slime?

-I'm taking suggestions.
-We could orb it to an ice drift.

-No, that's bad.
-It's not bad, it's awful.

You can't orb that thing,
it feeds on magic.

-So, what's your great idea?
-Are you giving me lip?

No.

No!

Hold on.

I think it stopped.

Get Wyatt out of the house.

If it tries to follow, I'll fire off
an orb or two to distract it.

-You okay with that?
-Yeah, it's just what I had in mind.

Okay.

-Any sign of Paige?
-Nope.

We're not gonna reach her
before Grandpa's attacked.

-Should we try a spell?
-Why not? Let's try a spell.

Leave it to the Man to lock
the brother up with the crazies.

Shush.

Come to me and be seduced
I have a girl to introduce

Fall for her, you can't resist her
Trust me, mister, she's my sister

-Why me?
-Because he's not my type.

Oh.

-Hi.
-Hi.

You know what I think is really hot?

A guy in a cage.

Yeah. Why don't you
come in here with me.

All right.

Take off your shirt.

Hey, hey, hey.

Luther don't wanna see this.

Put this on. You're gonna
lead us to freedom, Luther.

A brother could get used to this.

So could a brother's son.

LEO: There's my little
psychedelic sunshine.

Are you ready
for your private session?

Uh, yeah. Real soon.
Have you seen Allen?

He was supposed to call
his lawyer friends for me.

My name is Leo.
Like the zodiac sign.

Astrologically speaking,
Leo represents the sun.

Constantly burning
and highly energetic.

Okay, starshine.

Could you just please
point me in the direction

where I might find Allen?

Thank you.

ROBIN:
And so I call upon the Crone

Let evil roam inside this home

I thought you were acting strange.

Allen.

-Are you spying on me?
-How could you, Robin?

What about our dream?

My only dream
is helping my warlock friend

put all of you weak creatures
out of your misery tonight.

Robin.

Violence isn't the answer, Robin.

Let love replace your fear.
I know you've felt our love.

Yeah, and I still got
the stink of it all over me.

PAIGE:
Over here!

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

Ah!

Allen.

ALLEN: All right.
-Uh-oh.

-What did I just do?
-Oh, nothing much.

Just changed our entire future.

Or erased it.

What did it do, split in half?

CHRIS: How do we get out?
-I don't know.

Orb?

The last time I orbed,
that thing almost swallowed me whole.

-What do you think, Penny?
-I think love conquers all.

I think that we should take the demon
into our arms and make it feel safe.

Leo, can I talk to you
for a second, please?

Do you mind holding him
for a second?

Of course. Come here, moonbeam.

Wyatt. His name is Wyatt.

One of the sisters
must have changed the past,

because Penny clearly
never made the change

from flower child to demon hunter.

[SINGING]
We shall not

We shall not be moved

Clearly. Think the girls can
fix the timeline and get back here?

[CLATTERING]

[WOOD CREAKS]

I don't know.

But this thing's
trying to back us into a corner.

Take Wyatt and Joan Baez here
into the conservatory.

I'll gather what we need
to fight it off.

Has anyone seen Robin?
We got a lot of...

-What happened?
-Robin, she attacked.

-Are you hurt?
-No, I'm all right.

She said something about
a warlock attacking tonight.

So? That's no problem,
you have a house full of witches.

Piper's right. You could all take on the
warlocks. All you have to do is fight.

That's not who we are.
We don't believe in murder.

No, neither do we.

But we do believe
in vanquishing evil.

I'm sorry, I don't see violence
as a solution to anything.

I thought
you understood that, Paige.

-I thought you were one of us.
-Let's go. Let's send everyone home.

I don't want anyone else
getting hurt.

Oh, she is driving me nuts.

That is not the Grams we all know.

The Grams we know
found her husband dead tonight.

I know we're supposed to turn her
into a bit of a killer or whatever,

but what if this happens to be
her new destiny? With Grandpa.

If Grandpa was supposed to die tonight,
death will come after him again.

The first thing we have to remember
is we're not here to change anything.

We just need to keep Grams alive,

and unfortunately,
we don't have our powers.

Well, it's a lot thinner
than we're used to,

but I'm sure we could find something
in here to help us make a potion.

-Will you help me?
-Yeah.

I'll be downstairs
on warlock watch.

LEO:
Why isn't it attacking?

It's like it cornered us
and now it's just waiting.

I think we need the toaster oven.

You know, that's a disaster
waiting to happen.

That's the idea.

You saw how the slime
reacted to the electricity.

Well, if we can get it to attack this pile,
maybe we can get it to zap it.

If I could find a place to plug it in.

No offense, but, you know,
my dear Allen

would have taken the path
of peaceful resistance.

Have you tried talking to the slime?

No, I haven't,
and you shouldn't either.

But if you're up
for some conversation,

maybe you wanna tell me
what happens to Wyatt in the future.

Nice try.

Got it.

[BUZZES]

Oh, damn it.

I told you boys,
violence is not the answer to anything.

-Where's the fuse box?
-It's in the basement.

You'll find a flashlight
in the laundry room.

Leo.

What is it? What is it?

The slime, in the basement,
feeding on nexus.

How big was it?

-Big.
-Yeah. Big.

-We were going to make history.
-I know, honey.

-We need to talk.
-I agree.

We need to talk with the warlock

and find a path of peaceful resistance
to resolve this situation.

The first thing my Grams taught me
was not to reason with demons.

-Your grandmother fought demons?
-Yeah, she was a great woman.

And she knew that you can't
reason or negotiate with demons.

They kill. And they keep killing
until a force of good stops them.

If your grandmother
hurt other living creatures,

she doesn't sound so great to me.
I'm sorry.

Penny's right.

You can't be a savior
and a murderer at the same time.

Really? What if a demon
attacked somebody you loved?

Like your daughter?

Would you fight then?

Where are all the witches?

Where in the hell
are all the witches?

Where are they?

Well, that depends on
who you're looking for.

-Everybody.
-We sent them home.

The manor's yours.
We won't fight you.

[GRUNTING]

Do something.

May peace and love
From the moon above

Flow through your heart
On the wings of a dove

Did you just try
and cast a love spell on me?

I'm a warlock.

What is this world coming to?

ALLEN:
No!

No.

-Allen.
-Your turn to join him, sweetheart.

PAIGE:
Hey.

[GROANS]

-I think he's gone.
-For now.

PIPER: This isn't right.
-What do you mean?

Grams flew into a rage
when she found Grandpa dead.

It made her what she was.

Does that look like
a demon killer to you?

If the demon comes at us,
I'll try to hold it off with this.

Don't be afraid of us.
We won't hurt you.

Penny, get back.

Oh.

How are you so calm right now?

It's okay for you to be angry.
That warlock killed your husband.

I am angry.

At myself.

That's why I'm mixing
a binding potion.

Binding your magic
is not the answer.

It is for me.
I tried to save Allen and I failed.

What good is my magic
if it can't save my family?

It's a lot of good.
Remember your dream?

You can't turn your back on it now.
What would Allen think?

Doesn't matter, he's dead.

No one will ever compare to him.

I'll probably end up hating men
for the rest of my life.

-Well, she's got us there.
-Magic can save your family.

I mean, my sisters have saved...

You said these were your friends.
What's going on? Who are you?

Uh...

-Don't. Can't change history.
-It's a little late now, isn't it?

We're your granddaughters.

-Hi, Grams.
-I'm your Grams?

The demon hunter?

Yeah, and these fancy boots
brought me from the future.

-And these earrings.
-And this ring.

-No, you're trying to trick me.
-No, afraid not, Grams.

Look, it's payback time.
You need to get your act together.

We love you, but if you don't
start fighting now,

all the people we're meant to save...

[SCREAMING]

You didn't think I forgot about you?

Those were our potions.

[GRUNTS]

Wyatt's in the living room. No sign
of the demon in the rest of the house.

I think it was distracting us before
so it could feed on nexus.

-What about Penny? Is she...?
-I don't know.

I can't keep up with it,
we gotta get out.

No, we have to keep fighting.

That's what Penny
would want us to do.

[GROANING]

WARLOCK:
Not quite the slaughter I expected.

But it'll have to do for a night's work.

Stop.

What are you gonna do?
Cast another love spell?

Whoa!

Well, it's about time.

Like you said, Piper, it's okay to fight
for someone you love, right?

Welcome back
to your destiny, Grams.

Now she's just showing off.

Okay, the grandfather clock.

What do I usually do at this point?

You usually do something very final,
if you catch my drift.

Snuff this warlock
His days are done

But make him good
For the ecosystem

Now, that's what you call
flower power.

Not exactly ruthless, but a fine start.

That was for Allen.

So now what?

Now we gotta get home fast

because we have a slimy demon
of our own to deal with.

-How are we gonna do that?
-Grams just has to reverse the spell.

Glad to know
I have groovy grand kids.

Just the same, I think I'm gonna work
on a forgetting spell for after you go.

-You know, keep the cosmic order.
-Oh, I like this Grams.

I don't want to forget you.

-Get out of here, go.
-No, not without you.

-This thing's gonna swallow you whole.
-Most likely.

Stand back, fellas.

Drawing on the power of three
Destroy this evil entity

-Where's Wyatt?
-He's in the living room.

What about Grams?

She didn't make it.

[COUGHING]

Nonsense. You can't damage
an old warhorse like me.

I'm already dead.

Yay, Grams.
I'm so glad you're back.

[WYATT CRIES]

Hey there, sun god.

Hey, that was a long time ago.
Let's just keep that between us, okay?

Hey, I wanna thank you two
for not giving up the fight.

I'm really proud of you boys.

You did good.

Grams gone?

Yes, but not before
yelling at us for moving out.

It was good to hear her
yell at us for a change.

So did she convince you
to move back in?

No, but she did give us her blessing
after she was done yelling.

-Really?
-Well, she gave up a lot to be a witch.

-You know, she lost Grandpa.
-And her dreams.

I don't think she wants that
to happen to us.

But she did make me promise
that I would keep in touch more.

And I have to promise
to keep using my magic.

Wow. I guess Grams really is
a softie underneath it all.

-So you guys going home?
-Home is a relative term.

But, yeah, we're heading out.

No, I should get back
and finish my origami dragon.

Yeah, I understand.

Well, you guys know
you always have a home here.

And a room when you want it back.
I mean, if you want it back.

Everything all right?

No, it's not.

I mean, I know it seems to them
that I'm moving on with my life

and everything's fine,
but it's not true.

I wish they were still here.

-You should tell them that.
-No. I shouldn't.

I should just go to bed.
Good night.

[SIGHS]
Good night.

Good night, moonbeam.