Charlie's Angels (1976–1981): Season 5, Episode 5 - Waikiki Angels - full transcript

The Angels go undercover as lifeguards to catch a gang of dune buggy drivers who are terrorizing a local beach and who are likely to be behind the disappearance of a congressman's daughter.


♪♪

CHARLIE: ONCE UPON A TIME,

THERE WERE THREE
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.

TWO OF THEM GRADUATED
FROM THE POLICE ACADEMY.

THE OTHER GRADUATED FROM
A TOP SCHOOL FOR MODELS.

AND THEY EACH
REAPED THEIR REWARDS

OF THEIR EXCITING CAREERS.

BUT I TOOK THEM
AWAY FROM ALL THAT,

AND NOW THEY WORK FOR ME.

MY NAME IS CHARLIE.

-

♪♪

MAN: OKAY, GUYS, LETS GO
AND GET OUR KICKS FOR THE DAY.

DAVID, COME ON!

THE WATER'S WARM.

IT WON'T HURT YOU TO
WADE IN. JUST A LITTLE.

MARTI, A HUSBAND'S PLACE
IS WITH THE CHAMPAGNE.

[CORK POPS]

IT'S IN EVERY
HONEYMOON RULEBOOK.

SOME RULEBOOK.

YOU WROTE IT, I SUPPOSE?

NO, IT CAME WITH THE
MARRIAGE LICENSE.

DIDN'T YOU GET YOUR COPY?

I DON'T REMEMBER.

IT ALSO SAYS THAT I HANDLE
ALL DRYING OF THE SPOUSE.

UH-HUH. ABOUT THOSE RULES,

ANYTHING IN THERE
AGAINST SAID SPOUSE

TELLING HER HUSBAND
SHE LOVES HIM

EVEN AFTER A FULL FIVE DAYS?

MANDATORY.

[CHUCKLES]

ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE ALONE

ON THEIR OWN STRETCH OF BEACH

WITH THE SURF AND THE CHAMPAGNE.

[LAUGHS]

AND IF THEY'RE NOT ALONE?

A BEACH PATROL DOES NOT COUNT.

I LOVE YOU, MARTI.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

DAVID? DAVID?

THAT'S NOT THE BEACH PATROL.

♪♪

[ENGINES REVVING]

DAVID!

[CRYING] NO!

♪♪

MY PRECIOUS.

WAKE UP, SUGAR. HI.

THAT'S A GIRL.

NO.

OH, NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU.

PLEASE. NO.

PLEASE DON'T.

OH, PAPA WON'T LET ANYBODY
HURT HIS LITTLE ANGEL.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
A REAL GOOD GIRL,

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO TOWN

AND MAYBE BUY YOU
SOME NEW CLOTHES.

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THAT?

HAVE YOUR HAIR DONE FOR
YOU, MAKE YOU LOOK REAL PRETTY.

YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU?

LIGHTEN UP WITH THAT STUFF, BO.

BO: IT'S OKAY.

TEDDY BOY JUST DOESN'T KNOW
THAT YOU BELONG TO ME, DOES HE?

YOU DO EVERYTHING I
SAY, DON'T YOU, HONEY?

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

PAPA WILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU.

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE
THAT, WOULD YOU?

NO.

I KNOW. NO.

I KNOW.

YOU'LL LIKE THIS.

HERE WE GO.

[BO CHUCKLES]

CHARLIE [OVER SPEAKER]
ACCORDING TO THE MEDICAL REPORT,

IT COULD'VE BEEN AN
ACCIDENT EXCEPT FOR THE FACT

THAT THE CONGRESSMAN'S
DAUGHTER IS STILL MISSING.

BUT, CHARLIE, IF
DAVID LINDSEY'S BODY

WAS FOUND ON THE SURF LINE,

ISN'T IS POSSIBLE THAT MARTI
COULD'VE WASHED OUT TO SEA?

NOT IN THAT AREA. THERE'S A
REEF ABOUT A THOUSAND YARDS OUT

WHICH PROTECTS THAT WHOLE BEACH.

KRIS: STILL, IT'S FOUR DAYS.

I MEAN, IF IT WAS KIDNAPPING,

THERE WOULD'VE BEEN
A RANSOM DEMAND.

JULIE: OR MAYBE NOT.

MAYBE THEY DON'T
KNOW WHO SHE IS.

IS THAT A REAL
POSSIBILITY, LIEUTENANT?

WE SEARCHED THEIR HOTEL
ROOM AND THEIR ID WAS GONE.

HOW DID THEY GET TO THE BEACH?

RENTED CAR. IT WAS AT
THE BEACH. NOTHING IN IT.

AND THERE WAS NOTHING ON THE
YOUNG MAN WHEN HE WAS FOUND.

BOSLEY: OH, THE
CONGRESSMAN IS OFF THE PHONE.

MAYBE HE HAS SOME
NEWS ABOUT DAVID.

HOW IS HE? HE'S IN A COMA.

PROGNOSIS, GUARDED.

WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK TO
DAVID UNTIL WHO KNOWS WHEN.

AND THAT'LL BE
TOO LATE FOR MARTI.

CHARLIE, I NEED YOUR HELP.

WE'LL DO EVERYTHING
WE CAN, SAM, BUT...

NO MORE BUTS. I'VE HEARD NOTHING
BUT EXCUSES SINCE I GOT HERE.

I WANT MY DAUGHTER BACK!

OH, SAM, CALM DOWN.

I'VE BEEN CALM FOR FOUR DAYS.

NOW, I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING.

KRIS: WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'M GOING BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM.

I'M GONNA CALL THE NEWSPAPERS

AND OFFER A REWARD
FOR MARTI'S SAFE RETURN.

BUT, CONGRESSMAN, THAT
WILL MAKE THINGS WORSE.

JULIE: HE'S RIGHT.

IF YOUR DAUGHTER
HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHO
SHE IS, YOU'RE TELLING THEM.

I DON'T CARE.

I'll PAY ANYTHING
TO GET HER BACK.

PLEASE DON'T DO IT.

CONGRESSMAN, WAIT A MINUTE.

CHARLIE, WE HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING.

WE ARE GOING TO DO
SOMETHING, ANGELS.

WE'RE GOING TO
FIND HIS DAUGHTER.

BUT HOW? WE DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHERE TO START.

.OH, YES, WE DO. THAT'S
THE ONE THING WE DO HAVE.

WE HAVE PACIFIC BEACH,
WHERE IT ALL HAPPENED.

BOSLEY: I SEE WHAT
YOU MEAN, CHARLIE.

ISN'T IT TRUE, LIEUTENANT?

HASN'T THERE BEEN A RASH OF
ASSAULTS ON SECLUDED BEACHES?

TORRES: I'M AFRAID THAT'S TRUE.

IN FACT, IT WAS THE
SECOND PROBLEM

WE'VE HAD ON PACIFIC BEACH

IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS.

ANY LEADS?

A FEW RUMORS.
NOTHING WE CAN VERIFY.

WORD IS THAT A BUNCH OF
MAINLAND MOTORCYCLE BUMS

HAVE BEEN IN SOME OF
THE BARS OUT THAT WAY.

TERRIFIC. THE HELLS
ANGELS GO HAWAIIAN.

NOW, THAT MIGHT BE
CLOSER 70 THE TRUTH

THAN YOU THINK, JULIE.

WELL, I GUESS WE
CHECK OUT THE BEACH.

IT'S OKAY WITH ME. CHARLIE,
WE'LL NEED A COVER.

NO PROBLEM.

EXCEPT FOR ONE MINOR DETAIL

THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO
HANDLE BY YOURSELVES.

HOW MINOR?

OH, I'M NOT WORRIED.

I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL COME
THROUGH IT SWIMMINGLY.

[LINE DISCONNECTS]

[SWIMMERS CHATTERING]

[APPLAUSE]

WOMAN: COME ON,
RAOUL, YOU CAN DO IT!

YOU CAN DO IT! COME
ON, RAOUL! COME ON!

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

NUMBER 18. ALL RIGHT.

GOOD, BUT NOT EVEN
CLOSE TO CHARLIE'S TIME.

CHARLIE'S TIME?

ARE YOU SURE
CHARLIE EVER DID THIS?

WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
CHARLIE'S A LEGEND.

WELL, THAT'S THE TRUTH.

CAN YOU SEE HOW
THE GIRLS ARE DOING?

YEAH, WELL, KRIS
AND KELLY ARE FINE.

JULIE NEEDS TO PASS ABOUT
SIX OR SEVEN SWIMMERS.

SIX OR SEVEN?

I'M SORRY. I CAN BEND THE RULES

FOR CHARLIE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS

ONLY THE FIRST 25 FINISHERS
GET THEIR LIFEGUARD PATCH.

BOSLEY: COME ON, KELLY. COME ON.

COME ON, KELLY. YOU CAN DO IT.

NUMBER 20. THAT'S
DARNED GOOD, KELLY.

THERE'S SOME GREAT
SWIMMERS OUT THERE.

HOW ARE KRIS AND JULIE DOING?

WELL, JULIE'S LEG CRAMPED,

BUT WE THOUGHT
BETTER ONE THAN NONE.

BOSLEY: HERE
COMES KRIS. COME ON.

KELLY: COME ON, KRIS. COME ON.

BOSLEY: COME ON, KRIS.

[EXCLAIMING]

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, YOU'RE 23, KRIS.

TWENTY-THREE?
I FEEL LIKE I'M 95.

IS JULIE OKAY?

I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S TRYING.

[BOTH PANTING]

ALL RIGHT, JULIE! YAY, JULIE!

KRIS: ALL RIGHT,
JULIE! KELLY: YAY, JULIE!

YEAH! THERE SHE IS. THERE'S
JUST ONE GUY AHEAD OF HER.

KRIS: JULIE! KELLY: COME ON!

YOU DID IT!

YOU MADE IT. YOU WON.

I WON?

YOU MADE IT. YOU'RE NUMBER 25.

YOU MADE IT. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

[SIGHS]

[ALL LAUGH]

WELL, IT'S OUR FIRST
RESCUE AND IT'S ON DRY LAND.

LET'S GET TO WORK.

♪♪

YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T
KEEP HER HERE FOREVER.

SHE'S NOT GONNA LAST
FOREVER, TEDDY BOY.

I WISH WE NEVER
FOUND OUT WHO SHE IS.

OUR FIRST PIECE OF
GOOD LUCK IN MONTHS

AND YOU'RE SORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE A REAL PIECE OF WORK.

HEY, MAN, YOU KNOW WHO
HER OLD MAN IS? HE'S A BIG SHOT.

THEY'LL BE LOOKING FOR US.

SO WHAT?

SO WHAT? SHE CAN IDENTIFY US.

SHE CAN, BUT SHE WON'T.

WHICH REMINDS ME,
IT'S FEEDING TIME.

[LAUGHS] GO EASY ON
THAT STUFF, WILL YOU?

OH, I WILL,

BUT I'll ALSO TAKE IT
ANY WAY I CAN GET IT.

YOU KNOW, WE CAN ALWAYS
GO BACK TO THE MAINLAND.

THINGS ARE PROBABLY
COOLED OFF BY NOW.

YOU GOTTA ADMIT, WE
MAKE A PRETTY GOOD MOVE

RUNNING GRASS OUT
OF MEXICO, RIGHT?

WE'RE MAKING BETTER BREAD HERE.

YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T
KNOW BETTER, TEDDY,

I'D SAY YOU'RE
GETTING COLD FEET.

TRYING TO TELL OLD BO HE
DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING?

NO, MAN, BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF
SOMEBODY COMES AROUND HERE

AND STARTS ASKING
A LOT OF QUESTIONS?

THIS PLACE BELONGS TO AN
OLD MAN WHO'S IN EUROPE.

HE'S GOING THROUGH
A STICKY DIVORCE.

AS FAR AS ANYBODY AROUND HERE
IS CONCERNED, I'M A CARETAKER.

YOU'RE JUST A FEW FRIENDS THAT
STOPPED BY FOR THE WEEKEND.

WEEKEND?

[LAUGHS]

YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE
BEEN HERE? ALMOST A MONTH.

[LAUGHS]

IT'S AMAZING HOW THE TIME
FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN.

DO ME A FAVOR, TEDDY
BOY. DON'T WORRY.

IF THEY CARED ABOUT THIS PLACE,

YOU THINK THEY'D LET
IT RUN DOWN LIKE THIS?

WHAT DO YOU PLAN
ON DOING WITH HER?

I WANTED TO HAVE A
LITTLE FUN WITH HER.

CONSIDERING WHO SHE IS,

I'M THINK I'M GONNA TAKE
REAL GOOD CARE OF HER.

I'M SURE.

TRUST ME.

COME ON, TED.

WHAT'S BO GOT BACK THERE
THAT HE'S SO SECRETIVE ABOUT?

DON'T ASK.

OH, YOU CAN TRUST
ME. YOU KNOW THAT.

DIDN'T I COVER FOR YOU GUYS
WITH THAT COP IN SAN DIEGO?

WHY, IF HE FOUND
THAT SMACK IN THE VAN...

AND THAT'S WHY WE
DECIDED TO TAKE YOU ALONG.

NOW LOOK, SWEETHEART,
YOU GET TOO NOSEY

AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO FLOAT BACK ALL THE WAY.

COME ON, MASSAGE,
MASSAGE. WORK THE FINGERS.

BO: WAKE UP, BABY.

PA'S GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU, HONEY.

THAT'S A GIRL. NO.

PLEASE.

NOT AGAIN.

[BO LAUGHS]

♪♪

YOU GOT EVERYTHING?

YEAH, EVERYTHING
EXCEPT MY NERVE.

WELL, DON'T WORRY.
NO RIPTIDES TODAY.

JUST REMEMBER THE
EMERGENCY RADIO FREQUENCY.

YOU SEE ANYTHING THE LEAST
BIT STRANGE, YOU CALL IN.

I WILL.

OKAY. BE CAREFUL.

OKAY. SEE YOU LATER.

♪♪

MAN 1: YOU GOT IT!
YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!

ALL RIGHT!

MAN 2: OKAY, FIVER... FIVER
SAYS YOU CAN'T HIT ME WITH...

GOT IT OUT FROM
THERE! MAN 1: YOU GOT IT!

[MAN 1 SCREAMS]

HEY, YOU'RE NEW, AREN'T YOU?

I COULD GO OUT TO THE
REEF AND GET A CRAMP,

AND YOU'D HAVE TO TALK TO ME.

THE RULES OF THE JOB SAY
I ONLY HAVE TO SAVE YOU,

NOT TALK TO YOU.

SEE, I KNEW WE'D BE FRIENDS.

YOU OWE ME 5, MY MAN.

IT'S WORTH IT. COME ON.

SHOULD'VE GIVEN ME 20.

HEY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TOUCH?
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DISTANCE?

HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU. I SAID,
"HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TOUCH?"

WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY?

AND WHY DON'T YOU
LET GO OF MY HAND?

HAVE A NICE DAY ON
SOME OTHER BEACH.

YEAH, YOU DO THE SAME, SMILEY.

HEY. HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

HEY, MAN, I NEVER
THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT.

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.

[MEN CHUCKLING]

YEAH, WELL, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.

TWICE ON THIS BEACH IS ENOUGH.

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY
THEY WON'T EXPECT US

TO GO FOR IT A
THIRD TIME, MY MAN.

ANYWAY, THREE'S MY LUCKY NUMBER.

-

♪♪

COME IN, JULIE. IT'S KRIS.

JULIE [OVER WALKIE-TALKIE]:
HEY, KRIS, WHAT'S UP?

WELL, IT'S GETTING LATE. I'M
GONNA CLOSE UP THE STATION.

I GUESS WE SHOULD GIVE IT
TILL AN HOUR AFTER SUNSET.

AN HOUR? THE BEACH
IS ALREADY EMPTY HERE.

OKAY, WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU CHECK IN WITH KELLY,

GRAB THE JEEP AND COME PICK
ME UP IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR.

THAT SHOULD TIME
OUT ABOUT RIGHT.

OKAY. SEE YOU IN A HALF.

KELLY? IT'S JULIE.
ARE YOU THERE?

HI, JULIE, WHAT'S UP?

I THINK YOU CAN
CLOSE UP SHOP NOW.

I'll BE BY TO GET YOU AS
SOON AS I PICK UP KRIS, OKAY?

GREAT, BUT DON'T WORRY.
NOTHING'S HAPPENING HERE.

OKAY.

♪♪

LOOKS LIKE MY SWEETIE'S
GETTING LONESOME.

MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE
HER SOME COMPANY, HUH?

OH, IT'S TOO SOON.
WHY BEG FOR TROUBLE?

SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD
BEG FOR SOME NERVE, MY BOY.

YOU STICK WITH ME.

LEE, WHY DON'T YOU CUT HER
OFF AT THE OTHER END, ALL RIGHT?

[ENGINES REVVING]

GET HER, TEDDY BOY. GET HER.

I SHOULD'VE NEVER SENT BOYS
TO DO A MAN'S JOB, HUH, SUGAR?

HEY, WHO'S THAT?

I TOLD YOU. WHY
DON'T YOU SHUT UP?

NEXT TIME, SUGAR.

NEXT TIME. LET'S GO.

[ENGINES REV]

ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH.

LET'S GET THEM.

COME ON, JULIE. PUNCH IT.

[ENGINE REVS]

[SIREN BLARING]

♪♪

OH.

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE HOUSE.

I GOT A FEELING OUR GUEST IS
STARTING TO MISS ME REAL BAD.

WELL, HIT IT.

BOSLEY: NOW, IT'S ALL RIGHT
HERE IN THE POLICE RECORDS.

JULIE: WHAT, BOS?

THREE OF THE EARLIER VICTIMS

RECALLED HEARING
THE DUNE BUGGIES.

WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO GUESS

HOW MANY OFF-THE-ROAD
VEHICLES THERE ARE ON THIS ISLAND?

YEAH. WELL, THAT MIGHT
EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTI.

IF YOU HADN'T SHOWN
UP WHEN YOU DID,

THEY COULD'VE HAD
ME OFF THE BEACH

IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES.

BUT, KELLY, YOU SAID YOU GOT
A GOOD LOOK AT ONE OF THEM.

MAYBE WE CAN START
WITH A COMPOSITE.

KELLY: I DON'T KNOW. IT
ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.

AND THEY WERE
WEARING SUNGLASSES.

ONE OF THEM HAD
A BEARD. THAT'S IT.

BUT YOU THINK IT'S THE SAME TWO

THAT HARASSED YOU THE OTHER DAY?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

[PHONE RINGS]

TOWNSEND AGENCY.

ARE YOU THE ONES THAT
ARE OFFERING THE REWARD

FOR THE CONGRESSMAN'S DAUGHTER?

REWARD?

UH, YES. UH, YES, WE ARE.

JUST A MINUTE. YEAH.

LOOK, COULD I HAVE
YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

YOU WANT THE GIRL OR DON'T YOU?

I WANNA TRACE ON
THIS CALL IMMEDIATELY.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I
HAVE BEEN AUTHORIZED

TO PAY AN ADDITIONAL 25,000

IF, UH, THE GIRL IS DELIVERED
WELL AND UNHARMED.

TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND?
YOU MEAN 75,000 ALL TOGETHER?

BOSLEY: YES. UH...

THIRTY SECONDS, BOS.
THIRTY MORE SECONDS.

OF COURSE, I'll HAVE TO
SPEAK TO THE YOUNG LADY.

FORGET IT. NO WAY.

WELL, [, UH...

I HAVE TO HAVE, UH, YOU KNOW,

SOMETHING TO, UH, GIVE ME PROOF.

HOLD ON.

HELLO? HELLO, ARE
YOU STILL THERE?

YEAH, I'M HERE. I'VE
GOT HER WEDDING RING.

UH, HER WEDDING RING.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME... LET ME
JUST CHECK THE LIST HERE.

UH, YES, WEDDING RING.

THAT'S OCTAGONAL IN SHAPE.

HER WEDDING RING.

NOW, THERE SHOULD
BE AN INSCRIPTION.

YEAH, HERE IT IS. IT'S:

"DAVID LOVES YOU."
THAT'S IT, RIGHT?

BOSLEY: YES. YES,
THAT SEEMS CORRECT.

THANK YOU.

GOT IT, BOS. PHONE BOOTH
AT THE VALLEY OF THE TEMPLES.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY. COME ON.

[WHISPERS] I'll CALL TORRES.

UH, LOOK, SIR, COULD I ASK YOU

JUST HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO, UH, HAVE THIS HANDLED?

YOU JUST GET THE MONEY READY.

I'll CALL YOU BACK
IN 20 MINUTES.

WHAT'S THAT AIRHEAD
THINK HE'S TRYING TO PULL?

THE IDIOT'S TRYING
TO DOUBLE-CROSS US.

♪♪

HEY, CLOWN.

WHERE IS THAT CHICK?

SHE TOOK OFF, MAN. SHE
WAS BACK THERE IN THE CAR.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU? NOTHING.

YOUR HEAD'S IN THE WRONG SPOT.

YOU REALLY THINK I WOULDN'T
HAVE FOUND OUT YOU SKIPPED OUT?

I DON'T LIKE IT.

FIRST THE HUSBAND,
THEN THAT LIFEGUARD.

I'M TELLING YOU, BO,
THE GIRL'S POISON.

NO SIGN OF HER.

LET'S GO.

♪♪

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD IT.

NOW, LOOK, THEY GONNA
COME UP WITH 75 GRAND.

NOW, YOU GUYS CAN HAVE
IT ALL. JUST LET ME OUT.

OH, I INTEND TO,
TEDDY BOY. I INTEND TO.

FIRST, WE GOTTA DRIVE
AROUND TO FIND OUR MEAL TICKET.

PUT HIM IN THE CAR.

[ENGINE STARTS]

♪♪

BOSLEY [OVER PHONEY. ARE YOU
SURE IT'S THE RIGHT PHONE BOOTH?

IT'S THE ONLY PHONE
BOOTH AROUND.

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH, AND IT'S THE RIGHT NUMBER.

JULIE, LOOK.

JULIE: YOU THINK THAT'S HER?

LET'S FIND OUT.

BOS, WE'LL CALL YOU RIGHT
BACK. I THINK WE GOT SOMETHING.

MARTI!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[SIREN BLARING]

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT?

I THINK SOMEBODY'S
FOUND HER BEFORE WE DID.

YOU THINK SHE'LL
GIVE US TROUBLE?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

SHE GOTTA FEEL LIKE SHE
SPENT A MONTH IN WONDERLAND.

YOU OKAY, KELLY?

OH, I'M OKAY. IT'S MARTI
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

WAS SHE HIT?

NO, BUT SHE WON'T TALK.
SHE WON'T EVEN SAY HER NAME.

LOOKS LIKE SHE MUST'VE
BEEN DRUGGED PRETTY HEAVY.

SOMEONE SHOULD
TELL THE CONGRESSMEN.

I'll DO IT.

KONA, LET'S GET THIS
ROAD OPEN AGAIN.

RIGHT.

OKAY, FOLKS, IT'S ALL OVER.
GET THAT CAR OUT OF HERE!

BOS, MAYBE YOU AND I
SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

GOOD IDEA. SOMEONE SHOULD
BE WITH THE CONGRESSMAN

WHEN HE SEES HER.

I'll STAY HERE WITH KELLY.

YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?

I'M OKAY. YOU GO ON.

HEY, BO, ISN'T THAT THE CHICK
FROM THE BEACH? THE LIFEGUARD?

LET ME SEE.

THAT'S HER, ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I
GOT A FUNNY FEELING

WE'RE GONNA GET A
CHANCE TO ASK HER.

YEAH, BUT FIRST, WE GOTTA
DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM.

COME ON, YOU GUYS.
GIVE ME A BREAK.

ARE YOU SERIOUS, AIRHEAD?

I GOT AN IDEA.

YOU KNOW WHERE GUYS HANG-GLIDE
UP THERE AT RABBIT ISLAND?

YEAH. DOUBLE OR NOTHING

THAT 5 YOU OWE HE CAN'T SURF
FOR THREE SECONDS WITHOUT A KITE.

[BOTH LAUGH]

I CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH FOR FINDING MARTI.

I'D FEEL BETTER IF THE DOCTOR
KNEW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER.

IT'S NOT TOO DIFFICULT
TO UNDERSTAND.

SHE'S BEEN TERRIBLY
ABUSED. PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY.

TERRORIZED, DRUGGED.

YOU SEEM VERY SURE.

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF IT.

A SUBCOMMITTEE INVESTIGATION

ON THE REACTIONS OF
HOSTAGES IN TERROR SITUATIONS.

SUBJECTED TO REPEATED
THREATS, PROMISES,

PHYSICAL INTIMIDATION.

THE FIRST REACTION
IS ONE OF OUTRAGE,

FEAR.

THEN AFTER CONSTANT
REPEATED THREATS COMES SHAME

SELF-DOUBT.

YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT TRANSFERENCE.

EXACTLY. IN ONE DAY, MARTI'S
HUSBAND WAS TORN AWAY FROM HER.

SHE THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD.

THE ONLY PERSON THAT SHE
COULD IDENTIFY WITH MOST LIKELY

IS THE MAN THAT
HELD HER PRISONER.

WELL, IT'S OVER.

DAVID WILL RECOVER
AND IN TIME...

BUT IT'S NOT ALL
OVER, CONGRESSMAN.

DELAYED, THEN,

UNTIL DAVID AND MARTI CAN
GIVE COHERENT TESTIMONY

THAT THEY WERE INDEED KIDNAPPED.

THE ONLY EVIDENCE THAT THE
AUTHORITIES HAVE RIGHT NOW

IS THAT PHONE CALL
FOR THE REWARD.

AND THAT COULD'VE
BEEN A CRANK CALL.

WE KNOW IT WASN'T A CRANK.

WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT'S
A POLICE MATTER NOW.

BOS IS WITH THE
POLICE RIGHT NOW.

I THINK THEY'D
APPRECIATE SOME HELP.

I'M SORRY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WE FOUND MARTI.

WE HAVEN'T FOUND THE
ANSWER TO WHAT HAPPENED.

AND WE'D LIKE TO TRY.

LADIES, BELIEVE ME, WE COULD
USE PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN WASHINGTON.

[CHUCKLES]

HI, BOS. WHAT'S UP?

WELL, I'VE GOT SOME PICTURES
HERE I WANNA SHOW YOU.

HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?

HOW AWFUL.

OH!

HOW FAR DID HE FALL?

KONA: ABOUT 2000 FEET.

WE FOUND HIM AT THE BASE OF
THE CLIFF JUST ABOVE MAKAI PIER.

THESE MUG SHOTS.

TED BURTON WAS HIS NAME.

KELLY: WELL, HE WAS
ONE OF THEM, ALL RIGHT.

WHICH EXPLAINS WHY HE
WASN'T AT THE PHONE BOOTH.

AND WHY MARTI WAS
WANDERING AROUND BY HERSELF.

KELLY: LET'S SHOW THESE
PICTURES TO ALL THE DUNE BUGGY

SALES AND SERVICE
PLACES ON THE BEACH.

THAT'S JUST LEG
WORK. WE CAN DO THAT.

WELL, THEY MIGHT TALK TO US
BEFORE THEY'LL TALK TO YOU.

IF I WERE THEM, I WOULD.

BESIDES, THERE CAN'T BE THAT
MANY OFF-ROAD AGENCIES TO COVER.

RIGHT. I'D LIKE TO WORK
MY STATION TOMORROW.

YOU MEAN YOU'D LIKE TO
PRESENT YOURSELF AS BAIT.

WELL, THEY MADE
TWO PASSES AT ME.

MAYBE THEY'LL TRY A THIRD.

♪♪

DOESN'T SHE LOOK LONELY
DOWN THERE ALL BY HERSELF?

YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T
WAIT TILL DARK?

THAT'S HOURS AWAY.

THERE'S NOBODY ON THE BEACH.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

KRIS: BEAUTIFUL,
ROMANTIC HAWAII. I LOVE IT.

I MEAN, WHAT I CAN SEE OF IT.

FOR ME AND THE HAWAII
VISITORS' BUREAU, I APOLOGIZE.

[DUNE BUGGY ENGINES REVVING]

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

IS IT ONE OF THEM?

I CAN'T BE SURE. BE READY.

> D

HIYA, SWEETHEART.
WANNA TAKE A SPIN?

IT'S A $500 FINE TO DRIVE
THAT THING ON THE BEACH.

OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA PULL
YOUR BADGE ON ME, ARE YOU?

NO REASON WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS,
GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER.

WE'VE MET, HAVEN'T
WE? THE OTHER DAY?

THERE'S NO REASON TO BE AFRAID.

KELLY: RIGHT. THERE'S CERTAINLY
NO REASON TO BE AFRAID OF YOU.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

OH, WHAT'S GOING ON?

I THINK YOU KNOW.

[GUNSHOTS]

BO: NICE AND EASY, BLONDIE.

ALL RIGHT, SUNSHINE, STEP
IT DOWN HERE REAL EASY.

THAT'S IT. THERE WE GO.

YOU HAVE NICE LEGS.

NOW YOU, SMILEY.

REAL SLOW, HUH?

COME ON.

THAT'S A GIRL.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A REAL GOOD TIME.

I PROMISE.

-

> D

[PHONE RINGS]

TOWNSEND ASSOCIATES.

BOSLEY?

OH, HI, CHARLIE.

WHAT'S THE LATEST
ON MART! AND DAVID?

WELL, I CALLED THE HOSPITAL
A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO.

AND AT THAT TIME, DAVID WAS
SHOWING DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT.

AND WHAT ABOUT MART/?

I DON'T KNOW, CHARLIE.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT THAT GIRL.

YOU KNOW, SHE HAS REALLY GONE
THROUGH A HORRENDOUS EXPERIENCE.

HOW IS SAM TAKING IT?

THE CONGRESSMAN HAS
NOT LEFT THAT HOSPITAL

SINCE SHE WAS ADMITTED.

WELL, TELL HIM IF THERE'S
ANYTHING SHE NEEDS

OR DAVID NEEDS...

OH, HE KNOWS THAT,
CHARLIE. [ALREADY TOLD HIM.

OH, AND DON'T WORRY,
I'll KEEP YOU INFORMED.

.GOOD. NOW, HOW ARE OUR
INTREPID LIFEGUARDS DOING?

OH, KRIS, KELLY?

THEY ARE ON THEIR
APPOINTED STATIONS.

BUT, YOU KNOW, CHARLIE,

I DON'T KNOW IF KELLY'S
IDEA IS GONNA WORK.

I MEAN, THESE GUYS
THAT TERRORIZED MARTI,

THEY'RE NOT PLAYING
WITH A FULL DECK.

BUT DO YOU THINK THAT
THEY ARE GOING TO HIT

THREE TIMES IN THE SAME AREA?

WELL, IT'S A LONG SHOT,
BUT FOR THE MOMENT,

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH KELLY.

IT'S OUR ONLY SHOT.

WELL, ALL OF THE LIFEGUARDS
HAVE BEEN ALERTED

TO KEEP THEIR EYES
OPEN, JUST IN CASE.

HAVE THE POLICE BEEN
ABLE 70 TURN UP THE NAMES

OF ANY TED BURTON'S
KNOWN ASSOCIATES?

YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT.

BURTON RAN WITH A GUY BY
THE NAME OF BO THOMPSON.

A REAL MEAN ONE.

AND HE HAS DONE A LOT OF TIME.

MOSTLY FOR ASSAULTS
OF THIS NATURE.

[ ASSUME THEY'VE PUT OUT AN APB.

YES, THEY HAVE.

BUT, CHARLIE, THERE'S NO
WAY OF US EVEN KNOWING

IF HE'S STILL IN THE ISLANDS.

BOS.

BOS, I GOT SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S
WORTH, BUT IT'S SOMETHING.

WELL, GOOD, I'M JUST
TALKING TO CHARLIE.

IT'S JULIE. GO AHEAD, HONEY.

HI, CHARLIE. HELLO, JULIE.

A SALESMAN AT ONE OF
THE DUNE BUGGY SHOPS

RECOGNIZED THE
PICTURE OF TED BURTON.

HE SAID HE CAME IN LOTS
OF TIMES TO BUY PARTS.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

THAT'S NOT ALL. THERE
WERE TWO MEN WITH HIM.

YEAH, YEAH, THAT WOULD FIT.

AND ONE OF THEIR
NAMES IS BO THOMPSON.

BO THOMPSON?

DID YOU HEAR THAT, CHARLIE?

NOW AT LEAST WE
KNOW HE'S ON THE ISLAND.

JULIE, DID THAT SALESMAN HAVE
AN ADDRESS FOR THOMPSON?

NO, BUT HE HEARD THEM
TALKING ABOUT A BEACH HOUSE.

WHERE? PACIFIC BEACH.

.PACIFIC BEACH. ISN'T THAT
WHERE KELLY AND KRIS...?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I JUST
TALKED TO STEVE WALTERS.

HE'S GONNA MEET US
THERE RIGHT NOW. COME ON.

I'll GET BACK TO YOU, CHARLIE.

[ENGINES REVVING]

GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE.

THE GIRLS AND I ARE
GONNA HAVE A LITTLE TALK,

AND IT MIGHT JUST
GET A LITTLE NOISY.

SAVE SOME OF THE FUN FOR ME.

[BOTH LAUGH]

NICE PLACE YOU HAVE HERE.

OH, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, BABY.

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET
TO SPEND SOME TIME HERE.

THAT IS IF YOU'RE REAL NICE.

AND IF WE'RE NOT, WE
END UP LIKE MARTI LINDSEY.

IS THAT IT?

WHO?

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT.

SIT DOWN.

I SAID SIT DOWN. NOW.

YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH
WOMEN WITH THEIR HANDS TIED.

OH, I'M BETTER THAN THAT, BABY.

YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE OF HOURS.

YOU GIVE ME A DAY. YOU'LL
BE BEGGING ME TO TIE YOU UP.

COME ON.

SWEET GUY.

YEAH. MR. RIGHT ALL THE WAY.

KELLY, HELP ME GET THIS OPEN.

WHEN THEY SEARCHED
ME, THEY MISSED MY RADIO.

OKAY.

CAN YOU HOLD THAT?

OKAY.

> D

EVERYBODY'S GONE.

TURN ON THE RADIO.

[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING]

LOUDER.

WE'RE GONNA START
WITH THE BRUNETTE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
KILL HER, ARE YOU?

NOT ON PURPOSE, BUT
WE DO HAVE A SPARE.

[LAUGHS]

WELL, THERE'S ONE
THING FOR SURE.

THEY DIDN'T LEAVE
HERE VOLUNTARILY.

THAT HOLE UP THERE
HAD TO BE MADE BY A RIFLE.

I FEEL LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO
CHECK BY AN HOUR AGO.

WE HAD A YOUNG SURFER DOWN AT
THE PIER WIPED OUT PRETTY GOOD.

BOS, I THINK WE GOT
SOMETHING HERE.

STEVE, COULD THOSE
TRACKS HAVE BEEN MADE

BY ONE OF YOUR VEHICLES?

IT'S TOO WIDE. THESE
ARE RAIL DUNE BUGGIES.

LOOK, YOU TWO TAKE THE JEEP,

AND I'll BEAT IT BACK
TO HEADQUARTERS

AND CALL THE POLICE.

BOSLEY: OKAY, I'll
CALL YOU ON THE RADIO

AS SOON AS WE
LOCATE THEM. RIGHT.

[ENGINE STARTS]

OKAY, ON YOUR FEET, HONEY.

BOS? JULIE? ARE YOU THERE?

BOS? JULIE?

THERE YOU GO.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS COOPERATE.

I WANNA MAKE THIS REAL EASY.

I WANNA KNOW HOW YOU AND
YOUR FRIEND KNEW THAT GIRL'S NAME.

LOOK AT ME.

MARTI LINDSEY? HUH?

IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.

I WANT A SIMPLE ANSWER,

OR ELSE IT'S NOT
GONNA BE SO EASY.

BOS, JULIE, ARE YOU THERE?

[ENGINE REVVING]

THE TRACKS ARE GONE.

THEY JUST END. NOTHING.

IT'S THE WIND. THERE'S ALWAYS
THAT WIND AT THE BEACH.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

TRY THE RADIO.

BUT WHAT IF THE
OTHERS ARE LISTENING?

I KNOW, I KNOW.

JUST TRY THE RADIO.

[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER OVER WALKIE-TALKIE]

WHAT'S THAT? MUSIC.

THE SIGNAL'S STRONG.
THEY GOTTA BE CLOSE.

KRIS [OVER WALKIE-TALKIE]:
BOS. BOS, JULIE, ARE YOU THERE?

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A
MINUTE. SHUT THAT OFF.

IT'S THE SAME MUSIC.

YEAH, RIGHT UP THERE.

[STARTS ENGINE]

WE'RE ON OUR WAY, KRIS.

THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

THEY'RE ARMED AND
THEY'VE GOT KELLY. HURRY.

COME ON, DOLL. BO THINKS YOUR
FRIEND WILL BE MORE COOPERATIVE

IF SHE SEES YOU DANCE FIRST.

BO'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS AT ALL.

[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING CONTINUOUS]

WHO WERE YOU TALKING
TO DOWN THERE, ANGEL?

THE COPS, HUH?

BOSLEY: LOOK AT
THOSE DUNE BUGGIES.

IT HAS TO BE THEM.

WELL, I GUESS THE FOUR OF US

AREN'T GONNA HAVE SO
MUCH FUN AFTER ALL, ARE WE?

JUST BE READY.

[TIRES SCREECH]

> D

WHERE'S KELLY?

[ENGINES REVVING]

> D

CHARLIE [OVER SPEAKERI:
ANGELS, MARTI AND DAVID

ARE COMING ALONG MUCH
BETTER THAN COULD BE EXPECTED,

AND CONGRESSMAN
KNIGHT SENDS HIS THANKS.

THE CONGRESSMAN IS NOT THE ONLY

ONE WHO WANTS TO SAY THANK YOU.

THIS IS TOM AKAITA FROM
THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE.

TOM, THIS IS KRIS.

KELLY.

HELLO.

BOSLEY: JULIE.

THE GOVERNOR WANTED ME
TO PERSONALLY THANK YOU

ON HIS BEHALF.

WELL, WE'RE VERY FLATTERED.

TOURISM IS STILL OUR NUMBER
ONE INDUSTRY HERE IN HAWAII,

AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
FOR OUR GUESTS TO KNOW

THAT THEY'RE SAFE
ON OUR BEACHES.

WE WERE JUST DOING OUR JOB.

AKAITA: OH, YOU DID A
LOT MORE THAN YOUR JOBS.

YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO ANYTHING

AFTER YOUR CLIENT
WAS DISCOVERED.

WELL, WE KIND OF LIKE TO
FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.

YOU KNOW, IF HAWAII HAD
THREE MORE DAUGHTERS LIKE YOU,

OUR ISLANDS WOULD BE AN
EVEN BETTER PLACE TO LIVE.

THANK YOU AND ALOHA.

ALL: ALOHA.

OH, THAT'S NICE.

JULIE: VERY NICE.

THIS WOULD BE A REALLY
NICE PLACE TO LIVE, HUH?

RIGHT NOW, I COULD
GO A LONG TIME

WITHOUT SEEING ANOTHER BEACH.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

AND ME TOO.

OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR
YOU SAY THAT, ANGELS.

I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU
A COUPLE OF DAYS OFF,

AND BOSLEY ARRANGED A
WONDERFUL TRIP FOR ALL OF YOU.

YEAH? BOSLEY: THAT'S RIGHT.

LOVELY VACATION AT A
BEAUTIFUL BEACH RESORT ON KAUAI.

SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPOT

IN ALI THE ISLANDS.

SOUNDS PRETTY NICE.

OH, OF COURSE,
THERE IS ONE FAVOR

YOU HAVE TO DO FOR THE MANAGER.

AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

UH, YOU TELL THEM, BOSLEY.

WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S A NEW HOTEL,

AND THEY NEED SOMEONE
TO TEACH THE LIFEGUARDS.

ONLY TAKE YOU A
COUPLE HOURS A DAY.

WELL...

SEE, THAT WOULD BE
SORT OF A PROBLEM.

YOU KNOW, WE NEVER
REALLY GOT A CHANCE

TO PULL ANYONE OUT OF THE WATER.

HOW COULD WE TEACH ANYONE
WITHOUT DOING IT OURSELVES?

KRIS: RIGHT. I MEAN,
THERE WOULD BE NOTHING

LIKE A LITTLE PRACTICE
RESCUE, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, IF WE COULD JUST PULL
ONE PERSON OUT OF THE WATER.

JUST ONE.

EVEN IF IT WAS IN
A SWIMMING POOL.

THAT... THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

OH.

[LAUGHS]

I DON'T... I DO.

LET GO OF HIM NOW!

[ALL LAUGHING]

UNFUNNY!

ALL RIGHT, BOS.

♪♪