Charlie's Angels (1976–1981): Season 5, Episode 3 - Angels of the Deep - full transcript

Julie has taken up scuba diving. Unbeknownst to her, her diving partner Bianca is looking for a boatload of sunken grass. Two parties are also looking for the grass: Marvin and Claude, a pair of leftover hippies who sunk the boat, and Tony Kramer and his goons, for whom the shipment was meant. When Marvin and Claude contact Tony's buyer, Bianca forces them to take her on as a partner. Meanwhile Julie and the other Angels have become targets without even knowing what the case is all about.

CHARLIE: ONCE UPON A TIME,

THERE WERE THREE
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.

TWO OF THEM GRADUATED
FROM THE POLICE ACADEMY.

THE OTHER GRADUATED FROM
A TOP SCHOOL FOR MODELS.

AND THEY EACH REAPED THE REWARDS

OF THEIR EXCITING CAREERS.

BUT I TOOK THEM
AWAY FROM ALL THAT,

AND NOW THEY WORK FOR ME.

MY NAME IS CHARLIE.

♪♪

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[PHONE RINGING]

TOWNSEND ASSOCIATES.

CHARLIE [OVER THE
PHONETI: BOSLEY?

MM-HM.

BOSLEY. WHAT?

CHARLIE.

BOSLEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, UH, WHAT? UH, OH, NOTHING.

UH, NOTHING, REALLY.

UH, I JUST DROPPED A
REPORT I WAS STUDYING.

IN THE POOL?

UH, YES... UH, NO.

UH, NO, NO, ALMOST,
ALMOST, BUT I SAVED IT.

GOOD, GOOD.



ALL OF YOU ENJOYING
YOUR STAY IN HAWAII?

OH, CHARLIE,
CHARLIE, WE LOVE IT.

UH, YOU KNOW, LITTLE JULIE,

SHE'S BEEN DOING SO
MUCH SCUBA DIVING.

I'M AFRAID SHE'S
GONNA SPROUT GILLS.

[LAUGHING]

SHE'S OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.

A SUNKEN TREASURE NUT
LIKE HER MUST BE IN HEAVEN.

OH, SHE IS, SHE IS.

SHE'S FOUND THERE ARE
HUNDREDS OF FASCINATING WRECKS.

WELL, TELL HER TO BE CAREFUL.

I'VE HEARD THE CURRENTS
CAN BE TREACHEROUS.

OH, YES, WELL, THAT'S WHY
SHE NEVER GOES SCUBA DIVING

UNLESS SHE HAS A GUIDE WITH HER.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THAT GIRL, CHARLIE.

THERE IS NO WAY SHE
CAN GET IN ANY TROUBLE.

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JULIE: THE GUIDES SAID THERE
AREN'T ANY WRECKS IN THESE WATERS.

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT
THIS ONE LAST NIGHT.

FROM SOMEONE YOU
KNOW YOU CAN TRUST?

AT LEAST IT WASN'T FROM
SOMEONE I KNOW I CAN'T TRUST.

MAKES SENSE, I GUESS.

♪♪

OH, COME ON, COME ON,
MARVIN, WHAT DID YOU DO?

THEY'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF IT.

DID YOU HAVE TO
TELL THEM WHERE IT IS?

LOOK, MAN, I TOLD YOU.
WE GOT HIGH TOGETHER.

NOW, I CAN'T LIE TO
SOMEBODY I GET HIGH WITH.

IT'S BAD KARMA. REAL BAD.

NOW, THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEAD.

YOU DON'T MESS WITH
SOMETHING THAT HEAVY.

WHAT HAPPENS IF THE TWO
CHICKS FIND THE STARSHINE

IN 50 FEET OF WATER

INSTEAD OF THE MOLOKAI
CHANNEL IN 1400 FEET OF WATER

WHERE WE TOLD THEM IT IS?

YOU DON'T THINK TONY K. WILL
BE MESSING WITH OUR HEADS?

OH, MAN. COME ON, LET'S
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.

THEY'RE MOVING AGAIN.

HEADING TOWARDS THE GIRLS' BOAT.

LET'S GET CLOSER.
YEAH, I GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

HEY, MARVIN,

SEE IF YOU CAN WORK
OUT A NICE LITTLE SURPRISE

FOR WHEN THEY
GET ON THE SURFACE.

I'll MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS
NEAR THE BOAT WRECK, HUH?

MARVIN?

YEAH. AH.

CIRCLE. YEAH.

KEEP CIRCLING.

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HEY, CLAUDE,

LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT A
FUEL LEAK ON A HOT MANIFOLD.

YEAH, I GUESS THIS
JUST AIN'T THEIR DAY.

I GUESS NOT.

GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS
AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

THANKS.

ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I DON'T KNOW.

OH, MY... LOOK.

OH, NO.

HERE COMES THE COAST GUARD.
THEY'LL BE PICKING THEM UP.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WOW!

FAR OUT, MAN.

YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE, I
AGREE WITH YOU, MARVIN.

HEY! HELP!

HURRY! HEY, OVER HERE!

COAST GUARD: HOLD
ON. WE'RE COMING DOWN.

HELP! HEY, OVER HERE!

OVER HERE! OVER HERE! HELP!

WE'RE OKAY. I'M GONNA
CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW.

THANKS.

WHILE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE,
I'M GONNA GO DO THIS HAIR.

OKAY.

BIANCA.

THE POLICE WANNA
KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

OH, UM, THE PACIFIC
TOWERS, ROOM 2204.

WHO WAS THE BOAT REGISTERED TO?

GOOD QUESTION. HOLD ON.

BIANCA?

THE POLICE WANNA KNOW
WHO OWNED THE BOAT.

BIANCA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

BIANCA?

BIANCA?

LIEUTENANT?

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

KELLY: START FROM THE
BEGINNING. HOW DID YOU MEET HER?

AT ONE OF THE
HOTELS, BY THE POOL.

ONE OF THE LIFEGUARDS
INTRODUCED US.

YOU SURE ABOUT THE
ADDRESS SHE GAVE YOU?

PACIFIC TOWERS, 2204.

THE PACIFIC TOWERS
ONLY HAS 18 FLOORS.

HA, TERRIFIC.

AND THE COAST
GUARD KNOWS NOTHING

ABOUT A SINKING REPORTED

IN THE AREA WHERE
YOU WERE DIVING.

WHAT ABOUT THE BOAT JULIE
AND BIANCA WERE OUT ON?

WE'RE STILL CHECKING, BUT SO FAR

THERE'S NOTHING
REGISTERED TO A BIANCA BLAKE,

IF THAT'S HER REAL NAME.

WELL, IF IT'S NOT HER BOAT,

THE OWNER IS SURE TO REPORT
IT MISSING SOONER OR LATER.

A LOT OF THE BOATS AROUND
HERE ARE OWNED BY MAINLANDERS

WHO DON'T COME OVER FOR MONTHS.

HA. LIKE I SAID
BEFORE, TERRIFIC.

I GUESS I COULD HAVE ANOTHER
GO AT THOSE BOAT REGISTRATIONS.

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL FIND HER.

WELL, I'M GLAD HE'S
SO SURE ABOUT IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

MAYBE THERE WAS
SOMETHING ON THAT WRECK

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND.

SUNKEN TREASURE? SPANISH GOLD.

BEATS ME.

I NEVER EVEN SAW THE WRECK.

WELL, I THINK WE ALL
KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.

ANGELS: FIND BIANCA.

YEAH.

NOW, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

WEIRDO NUMBER ONE GOES UNDER

WHILE WEIRDO NUMBER
TWO SETS THE BOAT ON FIRE,

CAUSING IT TO GO BOOM

WHILE THEY'RE SAILING
OFF INTO THE SUNSET.

THEN THE COAST GUARD CHOPPER
PICKS UP THE TWO BROADS,

WHO YOU FOLLOW BACK TO LAND,

WHERE BROAD NUMBER
ONE GOES SOUTH

WHILE BROAD NUMBER
TWO IS ON THE PHONE.

RIGHT? RIGHT.

RIGHT? RIGHT.

WHY? WHO KNOWS?

MAYBE THEY HIT ON THE CHICKS
AND THE CHICKS DON'T DIG THEM.

AND FOR THAT, THEY
TRY TO KILL THEM?

PHOO, TUT, TUT, TUT, TUT.

I GOT THIS FEELING IN MY GUT.

THEY GOT SOMETHING ON.

THANKS TO THEM TWO FREAKS,

2 MILLION BUCKS WORTH
OF MY GOOD MAUI GRASS

SITTING ON THE BOTTOM
OF THE MOLOKAI CHANNEL.

THEY KNOW WITHOUT THAT
DOUGH, THERE'S NO WAY

I CAN GET THIS
RESTAURANT FINISHED.

NO, THEY'RE IN TOO MUCH
TROUBLE TO BE OUT PLAYING GAMES.

THEY GOT SOMETHING ON.

CHIN AND I COULD
LEAN ON THOSE CREEPS.

THEN THEY'D KNOW WE'RE
STILL WATCHING THEM.

I GOT ABETTER IDEA.

FIND THE GIRLIES.

WHEN WE KNOW WHERE THEY FIT,

MAYBE WE'LL KNOW WHAT
THE FREAKS ARE UP TO.

HUH?

GO.

YOU INTRODUCED US.
YOU MUST KNOW HER.

I'M SORRY. I JUST
MET HER YESTERDAY.

SHE DIDN'T TELL
ME HER LAST NAME.

THERE.

OKAY, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

THIS IS THE MOST
FRUSTRATING THING

THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

LET'S GO FIND KRIS AND BOS.

WELL, FIRST, LET'S CHECK ME IN.

CHECK YOU IN?

IT WOULD BE A GOOD
IDEA IF I TAKE A SUITE HERE.

THIS IS WHERE I MET HER.
MAYBE SHE'LL TURN UP AGAIN.

OH, GOOD IDEA. LET'S
GO GET IN THE CAR

AND DRIVE AROUND
FRONT. ALL RIGHT.

THERE SHE IS. LET'S GET HER.

COME ON, ME AND YOU GOT A DATE.

JULIE: NOT WITH YOU, I DON'T.

OH, OH, OH.

STAY OUT OF THIS. STOP!

BLACKIE: OH!

BLACKIE: UGH! AH!

CHIN, PUNCH IT!

JULIE: GET THE LICENSE NUMBER.

KELLY: GOT IT.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

I SURE WISH I KNEW WHAT
WAS GOING ON AROUND HERE.

TONY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THE TIMING WASN'T RIGHT?

CHIN: TOO MANY TOURISTS.

BLACKIE: NO WAY TO KEEP
FROM BEING IDENTIFIED.

TONY: WAIT UNTIL
THE TOURISTS SPLIT,

IF YOU HAD THE BOTH
OF THEM IN YOUR HANDS.

NO, NO, BOSS, THERE
WAS ONE NEW ONE.

NOW THERE'S THREE?
LOOKS THAT WAY.

WHO ARE THESE GIRLIES?
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?

WE KNOW WHERE ONE
OF THEM IS STAYING.

WE WENT BACK AND
WATCHED HER CHECK IN.

WE COULD GO HAVE
A LOOK IN HER ROOM.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

BUT LISTEN TO ME.

YOU TWO BLOW IT AGAIN,

THE CATS ARE GONNA
BE LICKING YOUR FACES.

DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT.
EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.

I AM NOT JOKING,

AND EVERYTHING IS
NOT UNDER CONTROL.

I JUST GOT A CALL
FROM THE MAINLAND.

MY BACKERS ARE NOT PLEASED.
THEY WERE COUNTING ON GRASS.

THEIR DEALERS WERE.

AND I GOTTA MEET WITH THE
BUYER LATE TOMORROW TO EXPLAIN.

WHY DON'T WE GET SOME DIVERS
TO GO DOWN AND BRING UP THE GRASS

THAT WENT DOWN
WITH THE HIPPIE'S BOAT?

THE STARSHINE IS IN
1400 FEET OF WATER.

IT WOULD TAKE THE GLOMAR
EXPLORER TO BRING IT UP.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY, COME ON.

STICK WITH THE CHICKS,

THE ACTION SEEMS
TO BE WITH THEM,

ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE
KEEPS BEING MORE OF THEM.

WELL, WE CAN'T FORGET
ABOUT THOSE TWO CREEPS.

OH, I HAVEN'T
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THEM.

WE GOT NO WAY TO PROVE
MY GRASS IS DOWN THERE.

BUT ONE THING WE CAN COUNT ON,

IF THEY DO HAVE THE GRASS,
THEY'LL TRY TO MOVE IT.

IF THAT HAPPENS,
I'll HEAR ABOUT IT.

AND IF I HEAR ABOUT IT,

WE'LL JUST HAVE A LITTLE
TALK WITH OUR TWO FRIENDS.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

I GOT REAL WEIRD VIBES.

MARVIN, WOULD YOU
STOP SAYING THAT?

OKAY, MAN, BUT I'M IN
TOUCH WITH MY FEELINGS.

AND MY FEELINGS SAY
REAL WEIRD VIBES, MAN.

GET YOUR FEELINGS IN TOUCH
WITH THAT DOUGHNUT SHOP

YOU'RE GONNA OPEN ON
MAUI AFTER ALL OF THIS.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, HERE THEY COME.

CLAUDE: REMEMBER, WE'RE
LOOKING FOR A BLONDE WITH A FLIP.

SHE'S A STEWARDESS SO
SHE'S GONNA BE IN UNIFORM.

OKAY? LET'S GO. OKAY,
MAN, BUT I DON'T KNOW.

MAN: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

THERE'S SOMETHING
BIG GOING ON...

MARVIN: THERE'S A
BLONDE WITH A FLIP.

NOW, JUST COOL IT, MARVIN.

LOOK, WATCH ME.

LET ME DO THE RAPPING.

CINDY BARTON?

WHAT'S WRONG?

OH, IT'S NOTHING.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE
NOT WE THOUGHT YOU'D BE.

YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

YEAH, WELL, YOU WEREN'T
EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED EITHER.

NOW, WHERE'S THE SAMPLE?

I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.

OH, YEAH. MARVIN, SHOW HER.

MARVIN: LIGHT SOME OF THAT UP
WHEN YOU GET TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM.

IF I DECIDE TO PROCEED,
WHERE DO I FIND YOU?

BY BEING HERE TOMORROW
ON THE SAME BUS.

THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

WOW, MAN.

THAT WAS FAR OUT,
MAN. YOU WERE SO COOL.

IT WAS LIKE YOU WERE
IN A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

YOU HAD A HANDLE ON THAT.

THERE'S NOTHING TO IT, MAN.

NOT WHEN YOU KNOW
YOU GOT A WINNING HAND.

YOU'LL GET INTO IT
YOURSELF ONE DAY.

REALLY, MAN? YEAH.

WAIT A MINUTE.

LIEUTENANT, WE FOUND ONE.

TORRES: CHIN LU SING.

I KNOW HIM. HE'S A BAD ONE.

HE'S BEEN IN TROUBLE
SINCE HE WAS A KID.

MAYBE A LIST OF HIS
KNOWN ASSOCIATES

WILL HELP US FIND THE OTHER ONE.

GOOD IDEA. I'll PULL HIS JACKET.

[SIGHS] WELL, AT
LEAST IT'S A START.

MARVIN, CAN'T YOU
THINK OF ANYONE

WHO MIGHT KNOW
WHERE TO FIND THIS CHICK?

NO, MAN, I TOLD YOU, I
MET HER ON THE STREET.

MARVIN, AIN'T YOU
GONNA TALK TO ME?

HOW'D YOU GET HERE?

EASY. I FOLLOWED THE TWO OF YOU.

CLAUDE: YOU FOLLOWED US?

FROM WHERE?

TO THE ROUNDTOP.

WHERE YOU MET THE
BLONDE WITH THE TACKY FLIP.

GUESS WHAT, YOU
GOT A NEW PARTNER.

[LAUGHS] OH. PARTNERS, HUH?

IN WHAT?

IN THE GRASS YOU RIPPED
OFF FROM TONY KRAMER.

WHAT GRASS?

[LAUGHS] YEAH. WHAT GRASS?

"SHIP SINKS IN MOLOKAI CHANNEL."

SINKS, YES.

MOLOKAI CHANNEL, NO.

[GIGGLES]

LISTEN, HONEY.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THOSE
HORRIBLE STORIES THEY TELL

OF HOW PEOPLE GET KILLED

OVER THE GRASS
THEY GROW IN MAUI?

YES, I HAVE, AND THEY
SCARE ME TO DEATH.

THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T
BRING JULIE WITH ME TODAY.

WHO'S JULIE?

THE GIRL I WENT DIVING WITH.

COME ON, THAT'S ABOUT
ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT? I GOT IT.

THAT MEANS IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO YOU,

SHE TELLS TONY K. WHERE
TO FIND HIS BOAT, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

AND HIS GRASS.

[BIANCA GIGGLES]

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
A NEW PARTNER, MARVIN.

GOODY.

HOLD IT. WHERE DO WE FIND YOU?

IF WE NEED YOU. RIGHT, MARVIN?

YEAH, WHERE DO WE FIND
YOU, LIKE, IF WE NEED YOU?

[CLEARS THROAT] YOU CAN'T.

BUT DON'T WORRY,
I'll BE IN TOUCH.

YEAH, BUT...

[LAUGHS] COME HERE,
MAN. COME HERE.

LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT'S GOING DOWN, MAN.

YOU SEE, THE THING IS,

SHE THINKS THE GRASS
IS STILL IN THE STARSHINE.

THAT'S RIGHT,
MARVIN. THAT'S RIGHT.

HI. HI, FIND ANYTHING?

MAYBE. HOW ABOUT YOU?

WELL, THE KIDNAPPER'S
CAR IS REGISTERED

TO ONE OF THOSE FLOATING
RESTAURANTS CALLED THE MACAO.

SOMEBODY NAMED
TONY KRAMER BOUGHT IT.

HE'S REFURBISHING
IT. TONY KRAMER.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

THE COAST GUARD TOOK A REPORT
ON A BOAT CALLED THE STARSHINE

THAT SANK IN MOLOKAI CHANNEL
AROUND 3 AM. LAST SATURDAY.

MILES AWAY FROM WHERE
JULIE AND BIANCA WERE DIVING.

I DON'T GET THE CONNECTION.
WELL, JUST GUESS

WHO IS THE REGISTERED
OWNER OF THE STARSHINE.

TONY KRAMER. YEAH.

HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

JULIE ROGERS, MARINA
DEL RAY, CALIFORNIA.

THERE'S A COUPLE OF
PHONE NUMBERS ON IT.

[DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING]

WELL, IT'S NICE. IT'S NOT
AS NICE AS CHARLIE'S.

KELLY.

SOMEBODY'S BEEN HERE.

LET'S GO.

NO. THE STAIRS. I
KNOW THE STAIRS.

I'll TAKE THE STAIRS. OKAY.

JULIE. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.

I'VE CALLED EVERY HOTEL IN TOWN.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH THAT GUN?

WHAT'S GOING ON? THAT'S
WHAT I WANNA KNOW.

YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT
OF MY SIGHT TILL I FIND OUT.

WHAT?

JULIE: KELLY!

DON'T TELL ME THIS IS...
KELLY, BIANCA. BIANCA, KELLY.

HI, KELLY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

OH, YOU'VE GOT A GUN TOO.

THERE THEY ARE!

OKAY, JUST ACT CALM,
MAN. WE GOT IT MADE.

CALM. CALM.

KRIS, BOSLEY, STOP
THOSE TWO MEN!

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

[HONKS]

[HONKS]

YOU OKAY? WE'RE OKAY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

BIANCA: I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER TOWN FOR YOU.

YOU NEVER SAID WHERE
YOU WERE STAYING.

I'M SORRY I GOT YOU INTO THIS.

GOT ME INTO WHAT?

IT WOULD REALLY HELP QUITE A BIT

IF I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

NO, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

[SIGHS] OH, BOY.

A BOAT LOAD OF DYNAMITE
MAUI GRASS DISAPPEARED,

AND SOME PEOPLE THINK
YOU AND I KNOW WHERE IT IS.

DO WE KNOW WHERE IT IS?

I DON'T.

IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO
BE ON THAT SUNKEN BOAT

WE WERE LOOKING FOR?

[SIGHS] YOU KNOW WHAT?

I HAD THE WRONG LOCATION.
THERE WASN'T ANY SUNKEN BOAT.

THEN WHY WOULD
SOMEONE TRY TO KILL JULIE

AND BLOW UP YOUR BOAT?

GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE THEY HAD THE
WRONG LOCATION TOO.

JULIE: BIANCA, WHEN
YOU DISAPPEARED

FROM THE LADIES'
ROOM BY THE BEACH

AFTER GIVING ME A PHONY ADDRESS,

WHERE DID YOU GO?

YEAH, THAT WAS
ROTTEN, I KNOW IT.

UH, LOOK, I JUST
COULDN'T HANDLE IT,

SO I SPLIT.

[SIGHS]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET YOU
INTO ANY TROUBLE AT ALL.

BUT EVERYTHING'S
UNDER CONTROL NOW.

THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO TELL YOU.

TELL IT TO THE TWO GOONS

THAT TRIED TO GRAB
JULIE AND KELLY.

[CHUCKLES] I THINK
THEY KNOW BY NOW.

OH?

WHO WOULD HAVE TOLD THEM?

I KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA ASK ME THAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHO SENT THEM,

AND YOU SHOULDN'T
WANNA KNOW EITHER.

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY WE
SHOULD STAY OUT OF THIS?

YES, I AM.

AS A MATTER OF
FACT, I'M GOING DIVING.

YOU WANNA COME ALONG?

NO. THANKS ANYWAY.

IF YOU CHANGE YOUR
MIND, JUST ASK AROUND.

I'M EASY TO FIND.

DO YOU BELIEVE ANY OF THAT?

NOT A WORD.

[SIGHS]

HEY, IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT
THE FREAKS LOST THE GOODS.

THEY WERE YOUR
FREAKS, WEREN'T THEY?

PHOO, TUT, TUT, TUT.

BOY, ARE YOU A COLD ONE.

MY GRANDCHILDREN DON'T THINK SO.

TONY, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

NOW THERE ARE FOUR DOLLIES.

AND A FAT GUY.

YOU THINK IT'S SOME
KIND OF ALL-GIRL MOB?

THE WAY THE WORLD IS
TODAY, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.

FORGET THE GIRLIES.
FORGET THE FAT GUY.

SIMON AND GARFUNKEL
HAVE RIPPED OFF MY GRASS.

NOW THEY'RE TRYING
TO SELL IT TO MY BUYER,

WHICH IS GONNA LEAVE ME STUCK
WITH THIS FLOATING ALBATROSS.

I WANT THEM TWO FREAKS. I
MEAN, I WANT THEM YESTERDAY.

SO, UH, WHO'S THIS,
YOUR CHEERLEADER?

[LAUGHS] NO, I'M THEIR PARTNER.

OH, THAT'S GOOD. I'M ALL
FOR WOMEN IN BUSINESS.

SPEAKING OF BUSINESS,
YOU WANNA DO SOME?

I'M HERE, RIGHT? FAR OUT, MAN.

I'VE GOTTA BE IN
LA. IN TWO DAYS.

IF WE'RE GONNA DO BUSINESS,
GOTTA BE TOMORROW.

WE'RE GONNA DO
BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

CLAUDE, TOMORROW?

HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THAT GRASS
RAISED AND DRIED BY TOMORROW?

JUST LET ME WORRY
ABOUT THAT, OKAY?

LET'S GO.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK BIANCA LIED. AGAIN.

COME ON.

JULIE, KELLY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I THINK WE FOUND THAT GRASS
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

YOU DID? WHAT A SURPRISE.

YEAH, WELL, WE HAVE ANOTHER
LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.

WE'RE PRIVATE DETECTIVES.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

I'M AN UNDERCOVER
NARCOTICS AGENT

FOR THE HONOLULU
POLICE DEPARTMENT.

BIANCA. BIANCA.

JULIE: DO YOU KNOW
WHO TONY KRAMER IS?

THAT TALL GUY WHO WEARS
WHITE PATENT LEATHER SHOES

AND OWNS THAT WEIRD RESTAURANT.

AND ACCORDING TO
THE HONOLULU POLICE,

HE ALSO RUNS A
MAJOR DOPE OPERATION.

YOU'RE KIDDING?

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR
LIES AND PLAYING INNOCENT.

BECAUSE OF YOU, KELLY AND
I WERE NEARLY KIDNAPPED,

KRIS AND BOS END UP
IN FRONT OF A TRUCK,

AND YOU AND I
WERE NEARLY KILLED.

LOOK, JULIE, I'M REALLY SORRY.

BIANCA, SHUT UP.

THANK YOU.

NOW, THE WAY WE FIGURE IT,

YOU AND THOSE TWO
LEFTOVER HIPPIES

HAVE SOME OF TONY KRAMER'S DOPE,

WHICH YOU'RE PLANNING
TO SELL TO THE BLONDE

WHO HAS TO BE THE BUYER.

OF COURSE. HAS TO BE.

NOW, I'VE BEEN ALSO THINKING
ABOUT YOUR TWO PARTNERS.

THEY'RE THE ONES WHO TOLD
YOU WHERE TO DIVE, RIGHT?

WELL, ONE OF THEM DID.

THE REALLY NICE, SPIRITUAL ONE.

SO WHO DO YOU
THINK TRIED TO KILL US?

[SIGHS]

UH...

THEY SCUTTLED THE
STARSHINE IN SHALLOW WATER,

SO THEY COULD EASILY
RECOVER THE GOODS

WHEN THEY HAD A BUY ON.

BIANCA, WHEN YOU
FOUND THE SUNKEN BOAT,

DID YOU ACTUALLY SEE THE GRASS?

WELL, NO, YOU WERE IN TROUBLE.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

YOUR PARTNERS DIDN'T
ALREADY RECOVER THE GOODS?

THOSE CREEPS!

I THINK WE'RE FINALLY BEGINNING
TO MAKE SOME PROGRESS.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT, ISN'T THERE?

YEAH.

HEY, MAN, CAN YOU
MAKE OUT ANY PEOPLE?

CLAUDE: THERE'S TWO
WOMEN AND A MAN.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM
BEFORE. LET'S GET AT IT.

MAYBE WE OUGHT TO
WAIT AND COME BACK LATER.

NO. WE'VE WAITED
TOO LONG ALREADY.

I SHOULD'VE BLOWN UP THE
S7TARSH/NE TO BEGIN WITH.

ONE OF THEM JUST
WENT INTO THE WATER.

HE WAS WEARING A SCUBA TANK.

WE GOTTA WARN JULIE.
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

YOU'LL NEVER FIND
THEM DOWN THERE.

MAYBE NOT, BOS, BUT I GOTTA TRY.

♪♪

[HISSING]

[EXPLOSION]

♪♪

I DIDN'T THINK YOU
WERE GONNA MAKE IT.

NEITHER DID I, MAN.

COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

BOS, LOOK.

BOSLEY: WELL, THERE'S NO
WAY THEY CAN OUTRUN US.

BOS, LOOK, THERE'S JULIE.

THERE'S KRIS. OVER
THERE, BOSLEY.

HEY! OVER HERE!

LOOK, CINDY, SWEETHEART,

IT'S NOW OR FORGET IT.

WE'LL BE WATCHING FOR YOU.

MARVIN, YOU GOTTA PIN THEM DOWN.

THIRTY MORE MINUTES,
WE'RE IN FAT CITY.

[ENGINE CHUGGING]

[ENGINE STARTS]

YEAH. WHEREVER SHE'S
GOING, SHE'S IN A BIG HURRY.

THIS COULD BE IT.

HIT IT, CHIN.

MAN: OKAY.

HO. HO, HO.

PUT IT DOWN.

GOOD.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

BIANCA, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

THE ORDERS ARE TO
FOLLOW THEM TO THE PIER.

THEY WERE SLEEPING IN
ONE OF THE WAREHOUSES.

LOOK, THERE THEY ARE.

SHOULDN'T WE WAIT
FOR TORRES AND BOS?

AND LET THEM GET
AWAY AGAIN? NO WAY.

IS THERE ANOTHER WAY
INTO THE WAREHOUSE?

YEAH, ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE PIER.

HEY, MAN, I'M GETTING BAD VIBES.

DON'T YOU BE GETTING
NUTS ON ME NOW, MARVIN.

SOMEBODY'S COMING, MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL?

THERE THEY ARE.

TONY: BEAUTIFUL.

CLAUDE: HEY, UH,
WHERE'S THE MONEY?

WHERE'S THE GRASS?

[CHUCKLES] I GOTTA
HAND IT TO YOU, MARVIN.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU, MAN?

PERFECT PACKAGING, HUH?

[BOTH LAUGH]

FELLAS.

THE GRASS?

YEAH. YOU'RE STANDING
RIGHT NEXT TO IT.

JUST TAKE IT SLOW.

[LAUGHING]

VERY GOOD.

VERY, VERY GOOD.

IT'S ALL YOURS. YOU JUST
HAND OVER THE MONEY.

I AM CURIOUS ABOUT
ONE LITTLE THING.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA MOVE IT?

I'M NOT. THEY ARE.

AH.

WANNA COUNT IT
ALL? LOVE TO COUNT IT.

HEY, MARVIN. COME ON.

OH, NO, CLAUDE,
WILL YOU LOOK, MAN?

WE'LL COUNT IT LATER, LADY.

CLAUDE: OH.

BIANCA: COME BACK
HERE, YOU CREEPS!

RELAX, LADY.

[GUNSHOT]

OH, WOW, MAN, WHAT A BUMMER.

WOW!

FAR OUT, MAN!

CHARLIE [OVER THE PHONE]: THE CALIFORNIA
AUTHORITIES SEND THEIR THANKS TOO.

CINDY AND HER PEOPLE
WERE A MAJOR SOURCE

OF MARIJUANA COMING
INTO THE WEST COAST.

AND ACCORDING TO
LIEUTENANT TORRES,

THE HONOLULU POLICE
WERE EVEN MORE PLEASED.

HAVE THEY DECIDED ABOUT
CHARGES AGAINST BIANCA?

WELL, A LOT DEPENDS
ON YOU, KRIS AND JULIE.

YOU MEAN THE COURT WANTS
A RECOMMENDATION FROM US?

I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON.

NO MORE LYING?

PROMISE.

JULIE: NO MORE SCAMS.

NO MORE SCAMS.

WELL, WE'LL VOUCH
FOR HER, CHARLIE.

YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

YOU COULDN'T HAVE BROKEN
THIS CASE WITHOUT ME.

YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

WE WOULD NEVER HAVE
BEEN INVOLVED WITHOUT YOU.

SEE HOW MUCH I DID FOR YOU?

[ALL LAUGH]

I THINK THE LESS YOU SAY,
THE BETTER OFF YOU'LL BE.

BIANCA, ...IF YOU'RE
EVER IN LOS ANGELES,

[ INSIST THAT YOU CALL ME.

I HAVE A FEELING

I'VE NEVER MET
ANYONE QUITE LIKE YOU.

THANK YOU, I THINK.

OH, IT'S A COMPLIMENT ALL RIGHT.

WE WORK FOR HIM, AND
WE'VE NEVER SEEN HIM.

REALLY?

LISTEN, I COULD GET HIM
TO TAKE ME OUT TO LUNCH,

TELL YOU GUYS WHERE AND...

JULIE & KRIS: BIANCA.

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