Chappelle's Show (2003–2006): Season 2, Episode 10 - Episode #2.10 - full transcript
♪ Chappelle's show ♪
♪ Oww ♪
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
[cheers and applause]
[man] Ladies and gentlemen,
Dave Chappelle!
[applause]
Thank you all.
Thank you, folks.
Tonight you tuned in
on a very special night.
You know, now that the show
is becoming successful,
people are writing
about it in the papers,
the only thing more spectacular
than our success
is our failures.
Tonight I will show you
some of the craziest things
we have tried to get away with
and didn't succeed.
[laughing]
[Dave chuckles]
These are all sketches
we actually went out,
we shot the sketches--
I didn't make this idea up.
This is a crazy, uh...
Well, you'll see
as we go along.
But this is the good thing
about black people.
We are just the best at taking
lemons and making lemonade.
This is a skill that
black people have been endowed.
They gave us
the worst part of pigs,
we said we're gonna
call 'em chitlins,
put some hot sauce
on the nigga,
and we will like 'em,
we will like them!
We'll eat the snout,
if we have to.
If we have to,
I will eat the snout.
Tonight we are gonna
eat all snout.
This whole episode
is just straight up snout.
[audience laughing]
[Dave chuckles]
Now this first sketch
had our first celebrity cameo
The Chappelle Show ever had
that nobody ever saw.
It was a
very good cameo.
Why don't you show 'em
the beginning.
[applause]
Welcome back.
Today, of course,
we are dealing with kids
who are b-a-d, bad.
Do you see, Sally?
This is what
I have to deal with.
Ronald is just out of control.
So trifling.
Aw, ma, shut up.
[farts]
Alright, it's time
to straighten you up.
Guess where you are going.
Boot camp.
Yeah, boot camp.
That's right.
With the hardest
CO you have ever met.
This is where the sketch
goes completely wrong.
That's right,
Nelson Mandela.
[whistle blowing]
Alright, children,
shut your mouth.
All of you kids disgust me.
Notice how shitty
the wig is.
Not only do I not look
anything like Nelson Mandela,
but the sketch just gets
progressively crazier.
Mandela proceeds to just
beat the hell out of these kids
for the next, like, eight
to nine minutes, alright?
He's just berating 'em
and beating 'em.
Here, just show them some
of the beat-downs.
This is the full Nelson.
Bitch, it's a pun.
You.
Cry "Freedom."
Cry "The Beloved Country."
If I wanted to be mean,
I would tell this kid
how fat he is, huh?
I would tell him that I would
squeeze his breasts together
and make love to his bosom,
if I wanted to.
Pretty bad, huh?
Well, it gets
weirder than that.
Do you think Mandela
doesn't know what this is?
Do you think
Mandela doesn't know
what's popping on the streets?
[All] ♪ In the jungle
The mighty jungle ♪
Yo, I'm not sure,
but I think Mr. Mandela
smoked my drugs.
[All] ♪ A-whee ♪
♪ Whee-o-whee-o
Whee-o-wumbawe ♪
♪ A-whee ♪
♪ Whee-o-whee-o
Whee-o-wumbawe ♪
[cheers and applause]
Pretty bad, huh?
Alright, now here's
another stinker.
This one
was supposed to be
like The Def Poetry Jam .
[chuckles]
It was called--
It was a funny premise--
It was called
The Def Comedy Poetry Jam,
where we basically have people
I knew from Def Comedy Jam
come and do, like,
the corniest joke premises
in poetry style.
It's kind of hard to explain,
but it was funny.
Like, Mos Def came out,
act a fool.
Go ahead and show them
the beginning.
[screaming]
Are you ready for some
poetry, motherfuckers?
Uh!
Mm, mm, uh!
Alright, so then
Shucky Ducky comes out
and Hamburg and all
these guys come out
and do Hacky black poems.
And I even did one myself,
which is pretty hilarious,
I'll show it to you
in its entirety.
Here's the one I did.
[drumming]
White people do this.
Black people--
black people do that.
[audience laughing]
When White people's
power goes off they panic.
When black people's
power goes off they plan it.
We'll take a quick
commercial break,
but don't go anywhere.
We have more of our greatest
misses coming up.
Whoo.
Hey, gang, welcome back.
Now, let's see,
how can I describe this sketch?
It was a Frontline piece,
much like we did
the Clayton Bigsby piece,
we wrote this one when they had
opened the first public school
for all-gay students,
and we were like, okay,
America's freaking out now,
like, about the gay thing, like,
so we thought
what if it was, like,
so segregated that there
became two Americas.
It was a Gay America
and a Straight America.
And that was the premise
of the sketch.
Cities like San Francisco
even offer special
municipal services,
like this gay department
of motor vehicles.
Honey, with those
cheekbones, you're a natural!
Now, just stand there.
That's right.
Put your head back
a little bit.
Let's get that
great big smile.
Let's see those
pearly whites.
Hold it, hold it.
[camera shutter clicking]
Congratulations.
Your license plate is so ready.
[audience laughing]
[chuckles]
It was funny.
I mean, we were just
messing around.
You know,
just having fun.
Right.
But it gets worse, like,
we keep going on like this.
Okay, so there's a gay DMV,
what else can we just make,
like, a gay version of?
And then we just went
to town with, like,
the gay versions of things.
For instance...
Every aspect of American life
is being affected
by the culture.
There are gay butchers.
Gay landscapers.
♪ Ass, titties,
Ass and titties ♪
♪ Ass, ass,
Titties, titties ♪
[chuckles]
Just for fun,
can we see that guy again?
That shit was very funny to me.
♪ Ass, titties,
Ass and titties ♪
♪ Ass ass,
Titties, titties-- ♪
Here's where we start
spinning out of control.
Alright, this next one
was offensive,
not only to gay people
but black people.
And if you're
a gay black person
then you'll get doubly mad,
but it was all
in the spirit of fun.
I thought--
I still think it's funny.
Alright, go ahead
and show the clip.
Here in Hartsfield, Alabama,
amazingly,
they have started a gay chapter
of the Ku Klux Klan.
Oh, it's hot
like the dickens.
As I was saying at brunch,
and we hate, too, okay?
But we do it a special way.
We do it with compassion.
Good morning,
I'm with the K.K.K.
We had a meeting
and we were talking
and we'd be more comfortable
if you guys
left the neighborhood.
Have you considered
going back to Africa?
Alright.
Now, this next piece
was the piece that started
the whole she-bang-a-bang.
This was the first premise
that led
to this Gay America sketch.
This actually
was Charlie Murphy's idea.
He called and was like
"I got this funny idea
for a sketch, man."
And he told me, he told Neal,
and we just ran with it.
This is the most
splendiferous,
spectacious monumental event
in the history of the world.
Professional boxing
with all-gay fighters.
I call it
"Friday Night Sissy Fights"
and it's on
none other than HBO.
On my right,
"The Bathhouse Brawler",
none other than
sweet puss Rogers.
Look at that footwork.
His dad was a schoolgirl.
Man, he's gay.
And to my left,
"The Tyrannical Tea-Bagger"
none other than Reggie Blazer.
He's weighing himself in
as we speak.
Uh-uh, uh-uh,
this scale is broke.
Cheetah, didn't I tell you
to fix this scale.
And what you looking at
with your ashy-ass lips?
Whatever, fat-ass.
I love it!
[squeals]
On that note, we're actually
gonna take a commercial break,
but don't go nowhere.
We'll be right back with more
of our greatest misses.
Man, I'm bored
I got to go to
The Chappelle Show.
Alright,
welcome back, welcome back.
Alright.
This next one might be
my favorite failure of all time.
Now, last season
we did this sketch called
"The player hater's ball."
Wasn't our
most popular sketch,
but it was just
one of my favorites.
It was just very silly.
So we said let's bring 'em back,
but let's try
to do something different.
Up the ante a little bit.
So it starts out
that the player haters
are having a science fair.
Alright,
go ahead, go ahead.
Furthermore, my wave machine
can create enough energy
to power most
medium-sized homes with ease.
Thank you, bitches.
When you said wave machine,
I thought you was talking
about something that could
repair that catastrophe
you call a hairstyle.
Buck Nasty, you are so dark
when you touch yourself,
it's like black-on-black crime.
Ah.
Right,
so, so far so good.
It has all the elements
of the old sketch that we loved.
There's Jheri Curl juice
snapping, going back and forth.
Alright, here's where it
starts getting a little weird.
[gong ringing]
-Attention.
I brought to you, bitches,
my great invention yet.
The time machine.
[gong ringing]
-So now the premise
is that they travel through time
and hate on people.
Now, that's--
that's not a bad premise,
but somehow
it just didn't come
together right.
Let's see what happens.
First, they go back
and I think they fuck up Hitler.
[slow distorted voices]
Hitler momma got one
big titty and one little titty,
and they call the bitch
Biggie Smalls.
Alright, so the crowd's
still kind of with us.
And now we take
'em to the 1840s.
Let's see how that hate
works out.
Good God!
Incarcerated
African-Americans.
Slavery, if you will.
These men here
work for the minimumest
of wages,
grits and tattered clothes.
Lookey here, man.
Them lames ain't even
got no shoes on, Jack.
I could never
go out like that.
Buck Nasty,
have some respect.
One of these men could be
your great-granddaddy.
[audience laughing]
[chuckles]
Alright, Charlie
was definitely funny,
'cause every time
we do Buck Nasty, right,
like, he'll be sittin' in
the back of the time machine
and as soon as they say,
"Okay, roll sound,"
Charlie'd get
to shaking like this.
He'd start...
Alright, just
show 'em, like--
Just give 'em an example of
what it's like to shoot this.
From doctors?
Yeah.
Alright, ready?
Roll sound.
[audience laughing]
It was killing me.
Alright, but I'm
getting off the point now.
Let's keep going.
Now, so the now time haters,
they're in slavery times, right?
And stuff is still kind of going
good in the sketch.
Okay, okay,
keep, just, keep--
let it play out.
Let's see
what's happening.
Uh-oh, fellas,
looks as though we have company.
And what the hell are you
niggras doin' out here?
We are the time haters.
We traveled all the way
back through time...
To call you a cracker.
You better
watch your mouth.
Actually, you better
watch your mouth, White boy,
before I put these gators
up your ass
and show your insides
some style.
That's enough!
I can't be no slave, Silky.
Oh, Good God.
Look, Silky,
he done pulled out a whip.
Nice whip.
This here is a pistol.
Reach for the sky, honky.
Honky?
Honky is a racial epithet
used for White people.
Was made popular by
a man named George Jefferson
in the 1970s.
You see,
he and his wife, Weezy,
had a dry cleaning business,
so they moved on up
to the east side,
to a deluxe apartment
in the sky.
They finally got
a piece of the pie.
Convoluted story, I'll admit,
but the point is this,
that in the future,
all black people will be free.
In a second, alright,
this is what stopped
the whole show.
This stopped--
I mean, literally,
the whole episode came
to a screeching halt right here.
As a matter of fact,
I can predict this episode
coming to a screeching halt
right now.
But I'll show it.
When's we gonna be free?
That is a good question,
my man.
How about now-ish?
[gunshot]
[grunts]
[gunshot]
[grunts]
[gunshot]
[grunts]
[gunshot]
[grunts]
Apparently,
shooting a slave master
isn't funny to anybody
but me and Neal.
If I could,
I'd do it every episode.
So that was that one.
Now, this next one,
the premise, again,
funny premise,
it's about a dating service
where you tell 'em what
kind of girls you like,
and they'll send dudes to just
go out to malls and stuff
and holler at bitches for you.
Now...
[chuckles]
not so bad, right?
Go ahead,
just show 'em the set up.
In a matter of seconds,
we'll beam your information
to one of our skilled
field technicians.
Hey, hey, hey.
Can I holler?
Can I holler at you?
Can I holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler, holler
holler, holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler at you?
What's wrong with ya?
That dude
is hilarious to us.
His name's Anthony Barry,
and, I mean,
everything he says is funny.
And in the course
of shooting this sketch,
we figured out
he could do this.
So we were like,
"just do that."
And we just filmed
him doing it.
This is what he did that had us
cracking up in editing.
Holler, holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler...
Let me holler at you.
Let me holler at you, let me
holler at you.
Holler, holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler...
[laughs]
I'm hollerin' at you, bitch.
Don't you hear me?
Bitch, let me holler.
Holler, holler, holler...
I'd like to thank
each and every one of y'all
for being here.
I'd like to thank
you at home for watching.
I'll see you next week.
Good night.
[cheers and applause]
I'm rich, bitch.
[horn honking]
Hi, thank you.
Like BET, the network
will also air sitcoms
such as "Gay Sanford and Son."
I gave that money
back to the church.
It was the right thing
to do.
Lamont, you big,
gay dummy.
Oh, gay pop.
Come on, gay Julio.
Adios, Mr. Sanford.
This is the big, gay one.
Why they dick so small?
♪ Oww ♪
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
[cheers and applause]
[man] Ladies and gentlemen,
Dave Chappelle!
[applause]
Thank you all.
Thank you, folks.
Tonight you tuned in
on a very special night.
You know, now that the show
is becoming successful,
people are writing
about it in the papers,
the only thing more spectacular
than our success
is our failures.
Tonight I will show you
some of the craziest things
we have tried to get away with
and didn't succeed.
[laughing]
[Dave chuckles]
These are all sketches
we actually went out,
we shot the sketches--
I didn't make this idea up.
This is a crazy, uh...
Well, you'll see
as we go along.
But this is the good thing
about black people.
We are just the best at taking
lemons and making lemonade.
This is a skill that
black people have been endowed.
They gave us
the worst part of pigs,
we said we're gonna
call 'em chitlins,
put some hot sauce
on the nigga,
and we will like 'em,
we will like them!
We'll eat the snout,
if we have to.
If we have to,
I will eat the snout.
Tonight we are gonna
eat all snout.
This whole episode
is just straight up snout.
[audience laughing]
[Dave chuckles]
Now this first sketch
had our first celebrity cameo
The Chappelle Show ever had
that nobody ever saw.
It was a
very good cameo.
Why don't you show 'em
the beginning.
[applause]
Welcome back.
Today, of course,
we are dealing with kids
who are b-a-d, bad.
Do you see, Sally?
This is what
I have to deal with.
Ronald is just out of control.
So trifling.
Aw, ma, shut up.
[farts]
Alright, it's time
to straighten you up.
Guess where you are going.
Boot camp.
Yeah, boot camp.
That's right.
With the hardest
CO you have ever met.
This is where the sketch
goes completely wrong.
That's right,
Nelson Mandela.
[whistle blowing]
Alright, children,
shut your mouth.
All of you kids disgust me.
Notice how shitty
the wig is.
Not only do I not look
anything like Nelson Mandela,
but the sketch just gets
progressively crazier.
Mandela proceeds to just
beat the hell out of these kids
for the next, like, eight
to nine minutes, alright?
He's just berating 'em
and beating 'em.
Here, just show them some
of the beat-downs.
This is the full Nelson.
Bitch, it's a pun.
You.
Cry "Freedom."
Cry "The Beloved Country."
If I wanted to be mean,
I would tell this kid
how fat he is, huh?
I would tell him that I would
squeeze his breasts together
and make love to his bosom,
if I wanted to.
Pretty bad, huh?
Well, it gets
weirder than that.
Do you think Mandela
doesn't know what this is?
Do you think
Mandela doesn't know
what's popping on the streets?
[All] ♪ In the jungle
The mighty jungle ♪
Yo, I'm not sure,
but I think Mr. Mandela
smoked my drugs.
[All] ♪ A-whee ♪
♪ Whee-o-whee-o
Whee-o-wumbawe ♪
♪ A-whee ♪
♪ Whee-o-whee-o
Whee-o-wumbawe ♪
[cheers and applause]
Pretty bad, huh?
Alright, now here's
another stinker.
This one
was supposed to be
like The Def Poetry Jam .
[chuckles]
It was called--
It was a funny premise--
It was called
The Def Comedy Poetry Jam,
where we basically have people
I knew from Def Comedy Jam
come and do, like,
the corniest joke premises
in poetry style.
It's kind of hard to explain,
but it was funny.
Like, Mos Def came out,
act a fool.
Go ahead and show them
the beginning.
[screaming]
Are you ready for some
poetry, motherfuckers?
Uh!
Mm, mm, uh!
Alright, so then
Shucky Ducky comes out
and Hamburg and all
these guys come out
and do Hacky black poems.
And I even did one myself,
which is pretty hilarious,
I'll show it to you
in its entirety.
Here's the one I did.
[drumming]
White people do this.
Black people--
black people do that.
[audience laughing]
When White people's
power goes off they panic.
When black people's
power goes off they plan it.
We'll take a quick
commercial break,
but don't go anywhere.
We have more of our greatest
misses coming up.
Whoo.
Hey, gang, welcome back.
Now, let's see,
how can I describe this sketch?
It was a Frontline piece,
much like we did
the Clayton Bigsby piece,
we wrote this one when they had
opened the first public school
for all-gay students,
and we were like, okay,
America's freaking out now,
like, about the gay thing, like,
so we thought
what if it was, like,
so segregated that there
became two Americas.
It was a Gay America
and a Straight America.
And that was the premise
of the sketch.
Cities like San Francisco
even offer special
municipal services,
like this gay department
of motor vehicles.
Honey, with those
cheekbones, you're a natural!
Now, just stand there.
That's right.
Put your head back
a little bit.
Let's get that
great big smile.
Let's see those
pearly whites.
Hold it, hold it.
[camera shutter clicking]
Congratulations.
Your license plate is so ready.
[audience laughing]
[chuckles]
It was funny.
I mean, we were just
messing around.
You know,
just having fun.
Right.
But it gets worse, like,
we keep going on like this.
Okay, so there's a gay DMV,
what else can we just make,
like, a gay version of?
And then we just went
to town with, like,
the gay versions of things.
For instance...
Every aspect of American life
is being affected
by the culture.
There are gay butchers.
Gay landscapers.
♪ Ass, titties,
Ass and titties ♪
♪ Ass, ass,
Titties, titties ♪
[chuckles]
Just for fun,
can we see that guy again?
That shit was very funny to me.
♪ Ass, titties,
Ass and titties ♪
♪ Ass ass,
Titties, titties-- ♪
Here's where we start
spinning out of control.
Alright, this next one
was offensive,
not only to gay people
but black people.
And if you're
a gay black person
then you'll get doubly mad,
but it was all
in the spirit of fun.
I thought--
I still think it's funny.
Alright, go ahead
and show the clip.
Here in Hartsfield, Alabama,
amazingly,
they have started a gay chapter
of the Ku Klux Klan.
Oh, it's hot
like the dickens.
As I was saying at brunch,
and we hate, too, okay?
But we do it a special way.
We do it with compassion.
Good morning,
I'm with the K.K.K.
We had a meeting
and we were talking
and we'd be more comfortable
if you guys
left the neighborhood.
Have you considered
going back to Africa?
Alright.
Now, this next piece
was the piece that started
the whole she-bang-a-bang.
This was the first premise
that led
to this Gay America sketch.
This actually
was Charlie Murphy's idea.
He called and was like
"I got this funny idea
for a sketch, man."
And he told me, he told Neal,
and we just ran with it.
This is the most
splendiferous,
spectacious monumental event
in the history of the world.
Professional boxing
with all-gay fighters.
I call it
"Friday Night Sissy Fights"
and it's on
none other than HBO.
On my right,
"The Bathhouse Brawler",
none other than
sweet puss Rogers.
Look at that footwork.
His dad was a schoolgirl.
Man, he's gay.
And to my left,
"The Tyrannical Tea-Bagger"
none other than Reggie Blazer.
He's weighing himself in
as we speak.
Uh-uh, uh-uh,
this scale is broke.
Cheetah, didn't I tell you
to fix this scale.
And what you looking at
with your ashy-ass lips?
Whatever, fat-ass.
I love it!
[squeals]
On that note, we're actually
gonna take a commercial break,
but don't go nowhere.
We'll be right back with more
of our greatest misses.
Man, I'm bored
I got to go to
The Chappelle Show.
Alright,
welcome back, welcome back.
Alright.
This next one might be
my favorite failure of all time.
Now, last season
we did this sketch called
"The player hater's ball."
Wasn't our
most popular sketch,
but it was just
one of my favorites.
It was just very silly.
So we said let's bring 'em back,
but let's try
to do something different.
Up the ante a little bit.
So it starts out
that the player haters
are having a science fair.
Alright,
go ahead, go ahead.
Furthermore, my wave machine
can create enough energy
to power most
medium-sized homes with ease.
Thank you, bitches.
When you said wave machine,
I thought you was talking
about something that could
repair that catastrophe
you call a hairstyle.
Buck Nasty, you are so dark
when you touch yourself,
it's like black-on-black crime.
Ah.
Right,
so, so far so good.
It has all the elements
of the old sketch that we loved.
There's Jheri Curl juice
snapping, going back and forth.
Alright, here's where it
starts getting a little weird.
[gong ringing]
-Attention.
I brought to you, bitches,
my great invention yet.
The time machine.
[gong ringing]
-So now the premise
is that they travel through time
and hate on people.
Now, that's--
that's not a bad premise,
but somehow
it just didn't come
together right.
Let's see what happens.
First, they go back
and I think they fuck up Hitler.
[slow distorted voices]
Hitler momma got one
big titty and one little titty,
and they call the bitch
Biggie Smalls.
Alright, so the crowd's
still kind of with us.
And now we take
'em to the 1840s.
Let's see how that hate
works out.
Good God!
Incarcerated
African-Americans.
Slavery, if you will.
These men here
work for the minimumest
of wages,
grits and tattered clothes.
Lookey here, man.
Them lames ain't even
got no shoes on, Jack.
I could never
go out like that.
Buck Nasty,
have some respect.
One of these men could be
your great-granddaddy.
[audience laughing]
[chuckles]
Alright, Charlie
was definitely funny,
'cause every time
we do Buck Nasty, right,
like, he'll be sittin' in
the back of the time machine
and as soon as they say,
"Okay, roll sound,"
Charlie'd get
to shaking like this.
He'd start...
Alright, just
show 'em, like--
Just give 'em an example of
what it's like to shoot this.
From doctors?
Yeah.
Alright, ready?
Roll sound.
[audience laughing]
It was killing me.
Alright, but I'm
getting off the point now.
Let's keep going.
Now, so the now time haters,
they're in slavery times, right?
And stuff is still kind of going
good in the sketch.
Okay, okay,
keep, just, keep--
let it play out.
Let's see
what's happening.
Uh-oh, fellas,
looks as though we have company.
And what the hell are you
niggras doin' out here?
We are the time haters.
We traveled all the way
back through time...
To call you a cracker.
You better
watch your mouth.
Actually, you better
watch your mouth, White boy,
before I put these gators
up your ass
and show your insides
some style.
That's enough!
I can't be no slave, Silky.
Oh, Good God.
Look, Silky,
he done pulled out a whip.
Nice whip.
This here is a pistol.
Reach for the sky, honky.
Honky?
Honky is a racial epithet
used for White people.
Was made popular by
a man named George Jefferson
in the 1970s.
You see,
he and his wife, Weezy,
had a dry cleaning business,
so they moved on up
to the east side,
to a deluxe apartment
in the sky.
They finally got
a piece of the pie.
Convoluted story, I'll admit,
but the point is this,
that in the future,
all black people will be free.
In a second, alright,
this is what stopped
the whole show.
This stopped--
I mean, literally,
the whole episode came
to a screeching halt right here.
As a matter of fact,
I can predict this episode
coming to a screeching halt
right now.
But I'll show it.
When's we gonna be free?
That is a good question,
my man.
How about now-ish?
[gunshot]
[grunts]
[gunshot]
[grunts]
[gunshot]
[grunts]
[gunshot]
[grunts]
Apparently,
shooting a slave master
isn't funny to anybody
but me and Neal.
If I could,
I'd do it every episode.
So that was that one.
Now, this next one,
the premise, again,
funny premise,
it's about a dating service
where you tell 'em what
kind of girls you like,
and they'll send dudes to just
go out to malls and stuff
and holler at bitches for you.
Now...
[chuckles]
not so bad, right?
Go ahead,
just show 'em the set up.
In a matter of seconds,
we'll beam your information
to one of our skilled
field technicians.
Hey, hey, hey.
Can I holler?
Can I holler at you?
Can I holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler, holler
holler, holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler at you?
What's wrong with ya?
That dude
is hilarious to us.
His name's Anthony Barry,
and, I mean,
everything he says is funny.
And in the course
of shooting this sketch,
we figured out
he could do this.
So we were like,
"just do that."
And we just filmed
him doing it.
This is what he did that had us
cracking up in editing.
Holler, holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler...
Let me holler at you.
Let me holler at you, let me
holler at you.
Holler, holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler, holler,
holler, holler...
Holler, holler, holler...
[laughs]
I'm hollerin' at you, bitch.
Don't you hear me?
Bitch, let me holler.
Holler, holler, holler...
I'd like to thank
each and every one of y'all
for being here.
I'd like to thank
you at home for watching.
I'll see you next week.
Good night.
[cheers and applause]
I'm rich, bitch.
[horn honking]
Hi, thank you.
Like BET, the network
will also air sitcoms
such as "Gay Sanford and Son."
I gave that money
back to the church.
It was the right thing
to do.
Lamont, you big,
gay dummy.
Oh, gay pop.
Come on, gay Julio.
Adios, Mr. Sanford.
This is the big, gay one.
Why they dick so small?