Chaotic (2006–2010): Season 1, Episode 2 - Welcome to Chaotic: Part 2 - full transcript
Previously on Chaotic battle team locks
let's make a Maxxor attacks Rothar
with the Cyclones Chaotic male that's
weird
no way Tom you got the password to
hook up your scanner you can transport
the Chaotic and play for real hmm you
didn't use your password yet that code
is only valid today I'm as crazy as
he is
[Music]
Good thing you were screaming so loud or
I never would have found you in time
come on you can't be late for your first
match or you forfeit Tom versus Sam Shady
first time yeah how'd you know
the boxer shorts are a dead giveaway
it's just like the online game if he's
gonna use an underworld creature I'd
better hook up Maxxor over than I
questioned battletoads Maxxor attacks
Takinom
[Music]
That was embarrassing good thing nobody
saw it
what's he doing
[Music]
Fight timeout timeout game over Tom
welcome to Chaotic
[Music]
And these lose with a little dignity
dude Tom another newbie box the dust
[Music]
Well that was weird
yes you're doing it that's the key feel
your inner Maxxor this is incredible
somehow I knew this branch was gonna be
here cuz Maxxor knew just like he knows
it's not a bridge
[Music]
I know you should let me fly for a while
cuz I've taken this game in a whole new
direction Sammy
[Music]
So you're finally getting into character
can't you do better than pebbles is this
better
best team ever you wanted a fight you're
on Takinom and nobody never survived
my tour it's a plane oh no she's really
mad and there's nowhere to hide
I still have my Aqua Shield no wait
I better use my mugic this could be my
last chance hope I chose the right one
[Music]
That tickles the mugic's wearing off
already
[Music]
Mark the calendar dude
today's the luckiest day of your life
[Music]
Major did you see I was Maxxor and I
use mugic and battlegear and you like
the Drome with him he never had a chance
you're a natural dude all this time all
your crazy stories all of it's true
man I could stay here forever oh my Gust
my parents when they realize I'm gone
they'll freak don't worry you're not
gone you're still home probably eating
breakfast like any other day um maybe I
got hit too hard in the Drome how can I
be here and there see before you
activate your password there's just you
but once you use it there's the you
that's here rocking it in Chaotic and
the you chillin at home how can I be
home and in Chaotic how'd they get the
cream in a cupcake who knows all that
matters is it happens when you're ready
to go home you activate the transport
command here back home your scanner
starts blinking then the you back home
presses the same button just try it
you'll see
yes ah chill your scanners all good just
means the other yous not picking up on
the earth end whenever you transport
your code to Perim your scanner on earth
seems dead that's because the you and
Chaotic has control your deck so that
you can use it in the Drome battles but
on earth you can't access your online
deck or anything a lot of players freak
out when they think their scanners are
broken yeah knowing me I would have
touched the scanner in the trash if that
happened the trash tom if you trust your
scanner on earth you'll never be able to
go home you'll be stuck here
[Music]
I'm stuck here forever
ah this is your fault Kaz my fault
don't blame me cause you thought it was
a nut case you are a nut case you take
that back who I should I you can't take
me back all right just chill out for a
second
I'll just transport home go over to your
house explain what's happening and if
you threw out your scanner we'll find it
yeah well that may not work I thought
you were crazy no way the me at home
will believe anything you say about this
whole thing then I'll prove it to you
tell me a secret no one else knows
something you never told anybody and not
some lame secret like how you went to
ballet camp that summer I I don't know
cash I don't have any time you have to
trust me it has to be something no one
knows so when I tell it to you back home
you'll believe whatever I say you really
Fitz
Wow that'll work I - oh sorry
don't worry time you can trust me I
won't let you down I thought he forgot
about ballet camp
hey you kicks I'm shady to the cab yeah
thanks
I'm Claybourne but everyone knows me as
Klay nice to meet you I'm tom I know
Major Tom hmm but you don't look like
someone who's just won his first Chaotic
match I can't get home I think I trashed
my scanner on her own
a smart player like you I doubt that the
same thing happened to me once
I just had to reset my scanner
really don't you worry I'll fix
everything
Thanks online Dex still unavailable come
on
Yeah jeepers magic hey out of he did
awesome you need to hook up with your
Perim self so you know I'm not whacked
where's your scanner enough I don't want
to hear any more about your adventures
in loony land Kaz I can't access my
online deck cuz I listened to you and
entered that bogus password into my
scanner that's what happens when you're
in Chaotic I mean the other you the one
that's there now waiting I'll only talk
to the Kaz who lives in reality I didn't
want to have to do this Tom but you
leave me no choice
you told me a secret and Chaotic so that
when I came to you here now you would
believe what I have to say this ought to
be good nobody knows that except me
that's not possible
yes feel that that glimmer of maybe he's
not crazy hold on to that really tight
and give me your scanner cuz you're
about to experience the most night to it
out
do what
[Music]
Okay you're all set Major Tom
sometimes when you reset the scanner
it's better to launch from the transport
center helps get a lock thanks Klay
good thing I ran into you maybe we can
play Chaotic sometime somehow I doubt it
finally home sweet castle
[Music]
You
[Music]
Finally home sweet castle oh snap where
am I loser
I've been out here tracking Mesmer all
night I've had zero sleep and I've got
no patience for a scan hog wait look I
don't know what a Mesmer is or how I'd
scan it I'm just trying to get home
see this kid Klay was helping me and
Klay play born doesn't help anyone but
himself what's your name
Tom I'm Sarah welcome to the wilds of
Perim if you want to survive stay quiet
and stay out of my way
I got scanning to do
[Music]
It's a pyramid it's Chaotic stop
[Music]
Remind me again why were friends clays
evil but he doesn't pick on just anybody
if you mess with you after seeing your
first match he must think you're serious
competition where are we like another
battle Drome battle Drome this is Perim
the real deal you have a lieutenant
publication card stored in your scanner
right right
how'd you know your friend Klay set your
scanner to transport your code here I'm
sure he was hoping you'd never figure
out how to transport back to Chaotic so
there'd be one less player who could
beat him oh now I get it
that dirty
[Music]
Not the likes my Betty's on an
underworld spy mission
come on what how else am I supposed to
scan it this is perfect
I can see what Mesmer's up to without
anyone seeing me see now fish faces code
is saved in my scanner his code has all
its disciplines scores and attacks same
as the codes on the cards now you're
catching on slither back to where you
came from novel acts smart
I need a better position to scan from
[Music]
Gotta get him before he gets too beat up
or he'll be worthless Sarah he saved us
from that thing
we can't just hide here and scan him
[Music]
Where I come from no good deed goes
unpunished
[Music]
Remember our chat from like two seconds
ago this is real you'll get right here
yo sky fried
[Music]
Well if it isn't my old friend North
relax
bad idea to drop in uninvited yeah
[Music]
Is that all you've sought work escape by
liquid
it's your key
[Music]
Wait
[Music]
Yes I'll never doubt you again buddy
[Music]
Top check it out you found my scanner no
esand tritium hot from star quest I
could clean it up and
[Music]
[Applause]
That was very brave human thanks you too
if you lose yes your mugic miss sir
sire forget about me Najarin stop the
spy all he has seen this day's courage
from creatures great and small are the
power of Perrin by summon the kind
nutrition to heal this foreign warrior
that's not how it happened in my battle
okay chatting up now
[Music]
Thank You old friend
always and thanks
[Music]
Got'em I deleted Natha lakhs for a
totally healed mez marce can great
wonders and rewards await those who
brave the wilds of Perim and survive oh
cool so I can scan you okay not cool you
will have to earn that young sir you
scan some you lose some
come on let's head back to Chaotic and
I'll show you how you're really
transport
[Music]
No theatre
nice shot well gimme a second who I
scared just press it I will okay
[Music]
Dude I know dude
I know Kaz I'm sorry for all the stuff
I said I know so tell me more about that
secret no way but I can't tell you about
what happened to me and Sarah in the
overworld at Lake Kenna pole with Natha
laxen natural you saw an awful axe and
natural biggest cannon
what's a Sarah not what cat's poop and
I'll only tell you on one condition if
you promise not to think I'm crazy
[Music]
let's make a Maxxor attacks Rothar
with the Cyclones Chaotic male that's
weird
no way Tom you got the password to
hook up your scanner you can transport
the Chaotic and play for real hmm you
didn't use your password yet that code
is only valid today I'm as crazy as
he is
[Music]
Good thing you were screaming so loud or
I never would have found you in time
come on you can't be late for your first
match or you forfeit Tom versus Sam Shady
first time yeah how'd you know
the boxer shorts are a dead giveaway
it's just like the online game if he's
gonna use an underworld creature I'd
better hook up Maxxor over than I
questioned battletoads Maxxor attacks
Takinom
[Music]
That was embarrassing good thing nobody
saw it
what's he doing
[Music]
Fight timeout timeout game over Tom
welcome to Chaotic
[Music]
And these lose with a little dignity
dude Tom another newbie box the dust
[Music]
Well that was weird
yes you're doing it that's the key feel
your inner Maxxor this is incredible
somehow I knew this branch was gonna be
here cuz Maxxor knew just like he knows
it's not a bridge
[Music]
I know you should let me fly for a while
cuz I've taken this game in a whole new
direction Sammy
[Music]
So you're finally getting into character
can't you do better than pebbles is this
better
best team ever you wanted a fight you're
on Takinom and nobody never survived
my tour it's a plane oh no she's really
mad and there's nowhere to hide
I still have my Aqua Shield no wait
I better use my mugic this could be my
last chance hope I chose the right one
[Music]
That tickles the mugic's wearing off
already
[Music]
Mark the calendar dude
today's the luckiest day of your life
[Music]
Major did you see I was Maxxor and I
use mugic and battlegear and you like
the Drome with him he never had a chance
you're a natural dude all this time all
your crazy stories all of it's true
man I could stay here forever oh my Gust
my parents when they realize I'm gone
they'll freak don't worry you're not
gone you're still home probably eating
breakfast like any other day um maybe I
got hit too hard in the Drome how can I
be here and there see before you
activate your password there's just you
but once you use it there's the you
that's here rocking it in Chaotic and
the you chillin at home how can I be
home and in Chaotic how'd they get the
cream in a cupcake who knows all that
matters is it happens when you're ready
to go home you activate the transport
command here back home your scanner
starts blinking then the you back home
presses the same button just try it
you'll see
yes ah chill your scanners all good just
means the other yous not picking up on
the earth end whenever you transport
your code to Perim your scanner on earth
seems dead that's because the you and
Chaotic has control your deck so that
you can use it in the Drome battles but
on earth you can't access your online
deck or anything a lot of players freak
out when they think their scanners are
broken yeah knowing me I would have
touched the scanner in the trash if that
happened the trash tom if you trust your
scanner on earth you'll never be able to
go home you'll be stuck here
[Music]
I'm stuck here forever
ah this is your fault Kaz my fault
don't blame me cause you thought it was
a nut case you are a nut case you take
that back who I should I you can't take
me back all right just chill out for a
second
I'll just transport home go over to your
house explain what's happening and if
you threw out your scanner we'll find it
yeah well that may not work I thought
you were crazy no way the me at home
will believe anything you say about this
whole thing then I'll prove it to you
tell me a secret no one else knows
something you never told anybody and not
some lame secret like how you went to
ballet camp that summer I I don't know
cash I don't have any time you have to
trust me it has to be something no one
knows so when I tell it to you back home
you'll believe whatever I say you really
Fitz
Wow that'll work I - oh sorry
don't worry time you can trust me I
won't let you down I thought he forgot
about ballet camp
hey you kicks I'm shady to the cab yeah
thanks
I'm Claybourne but everyone knows me as
Klay nice to meet you I'm tom I know
Major Tom hmm but you don't look like
someone who's just won his first Chaotic
match I can't get home I think I trashed
my scanner on her own
a smart player like you I doubt that the
same thing happened to me once
I just had to reset my scanner
really don't you worry I'll fix
everything
Thanks online Dex still unavailable come
on
Yeah jeepers magic hey out of he did
awesome you need to hook up with your
Perim self so you know I'm not whacked
where's your scanner enough I don't want
to hear any more about your adventures
in loony land Kaz I can't access my
online deck cuz I listened to you and
entered that bogus password into my
scanner that's what happens when you're
in Chaotic I mean the other you the one
that's there now waiting I'll only talk
to the Kaz who lives in reality I didn't
want to have to do this Tom but you
leave me no choice
you told me a secret and Chaotic so that
when I came to you here now you would
believe what I have to say this ought to
be good nobody knows that except me
that's not possible
yes feel that that glimmer of maybe he's
not crazy hold on to that really tight
and give me your scanner cuz you're
about to experience the most night to it
out
do what
[Music]
Okay you're all set Major Tom
sometimes when you reset the scanner
it's better to launch from the transport
center helps get a lock thanks Klay
good thing I ran into you maybe we can
play Chaotic sometime somehow I doubt it
finally home sweet castle
[Music]
You
[Music]
Finally home sweet castle oh snap where
am I loser
I've been out here tracking Mesmer all
night I've had zero sleep and I've got
no patience for a scan hog wait look I
don't know what a Mesmer is or how I'd
scan it I'm just trying to get home
see this kid Klay was helping me and
Klay play born doesn't help anyone but
himself what's your name
Tom I'm Sarah welcome to the wilds of
Perim if you want to survive stay quiet
and stay out of my way
I got scanning to do
[Music]
It's a pyramid it's Chaotic stop
[Music]
Remind me again why were friends clays
evil but he doesn't pick on just anybody
if you mess with you after seeing your
first match he must think you're serious
competition where are we like another
battle Drome battle Drome this is Perim
the real deal you have a lieutenant
publication card stored in your scanner
right right
how'd you know your friend Klay set your
scanner to transport your code here I'm
sure he was hoping you'd never figure
out how to transport back to Chaotic so
there'd be one less player who could
beat him oh now I get it
that dirty
[Music]
Not the likes my Betty's on an
underworld spy mission
come on what how else am I supposed to
scan it this is perfect
I can see what Mesmer's up to without
anyone seeing me see now fish faces code
is saved in my scanner his code has all
its disciplines scores and attacks same
as the codes on the cards now you're
catching on slither back to where you
came from novel acts smart
I need a better position to scan from
[Music]
Gotta get him before he gets too beat up
or he'll be worthless Sarah he saved us
from that thing
we can't just hide here and scan him
[Music]
Where I come from no good deed goes
unpunished
[Music]
Remember our chat from like two seconds
ago this is real you'll get right here
yo sky fried
[Music]
Well if it isn't my old friend North
relax
bad idea to drop in uninvited yeah
[Music]
Is that all you've sought work escape by
liquid
it's your key
[Music]
Wait
[Music]
Yes I'll never doubt you again buddy
[Music]
Top check it out you found my scanner no
esand tritium hot from star quest I
could clean it up and
[Music]
[Applause]
That was very brave human thanks you too
if you lose yes your mugic miss sir
sire forget about me Najarin stop the
spy all he has seen this day's courage
from creatures great and small are the
power of Perrin by summon the kind
nutrition to heal this foreign warrior
that's not how it happened in my battle
okay chatting up now
[Music]
Thank You old friend
always and thanks
[Music]
Got'em I deleted Natha lakhs for a
totally healed mez marce can great
wonders and rewards await those who
brave the wilds of Perim and survive oh
cool so I can scan you okay not cool you
will have to earn that young sir you
scan some you lose some
come on let's head back to Chaotic and
I'll show you how you're really
transport
[Music]
No theatre
nice shot well gimme a second who I
scared just press it I will okay
[Music]
Dude I know dude
I know Kaz I'm sorry for all the stuff
I said I know so tell me more about that
secret no way but I can't tell you about
what happened to me and Sarah in the
overworld at Lake Kenna pole with Natha
laxen natural you saw an awful axe and
natural biggest cannon
what's a Sarah not what cat's poop and
I'll only tell you on one condition if
you promise not to think I'm crazy
[Music]